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Food Not Found

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedure: Currently there is no way of containing SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomaly that affects the junior research team at Site-89.

Between the time period of the start of each day¹ and approximately the end of lunch², one of SCP-XXXX-1's lunches will disappear and reappear at the end of lunch. The anomaly deposits whatever is left of the lunch (i.e. wrappers, uneaten foods, leftovers etc.) within a nearby trash can³.

SCP-XXXX-2 is Junior Research Christopher Linchthuef. SCP-XXXX-2 is the only member of the junior research team of which SCP-XXXX does not affect.

Designation	Name	Description
SCP-XXXX-1a	Jonathan Cathaway	Junior Researcher. Out of all SCP-XXXX-1s, SCP-XXXX-1a appears to be the most affected by SCP-XXXX (Data shown below).
SCP-XXXX-1b	Sarah Yi	Junior Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-1c	Rebecca McCormick	Junior Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-1d	Butch Jamison	Junior Associate Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-1e	Thomas Washington	Junior Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-2	Christopher Linchthuef	Junior Researcher. Is the only person that SCP-XXXX does not affect.

Fig1. Data of the distribution of the effect of SCP-XXXX

Addendum-XXXX-A: Disappearance Log

Researcher Linchthuef has dutifully and masterfully recorded and collected every instance of SCP-XXXX. A full list will of every instance affected by SCP-XXXX is given only on request. Only a select few are listed below.

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Date: 3/11/2018

Lunch Affected: A BLT sandwich belonging to SCP-XXXX-1a. Wrapped in paper and with the letters "BLT" written on it.

Found: Wrapper found in the mess hall trash can.

Notes: None

Date: 3/30/2018

Lunch Affected: Spaghetti and meatballs in a tupperware container belonging to SCP-XXXX-1e.

Found: Empty Tupperware container found in the trash can of Researcher Washington's office.

Notes: Researcher Washington claims that he had not eaten the spaghetti.

Date: 4/01/2018

Lunch Affected: A Subway Footlong sandwich laced with laxatives and wrapped in the original wrapper belonging to SCP-XXXX-1b.

Found: The sandwich and wrapper was found half eaten in the bathroom trash can.

Notes: Researcher Linchthuef was not aware that Researcher Yi had problems with constipation.

Date: 6/27/2018

Lunch Affected: A vegan avocado sandwich wrapped in paper with the letters "BLT" written on it belonging to SCP-XXXX-1b.

Found: Sandwich and wrapper found in the mess hall trash can. Sandwich was whole and no parts appears to be eaten.

Notes: None

Addendum-XXXX-B: Incident-XXXX

Incident-XXXX was an attempt by instances of SCP-XXXX-1 to contain SCP-XXXX. Cameras were set up at major hallways and in the mess hall. SCP-XXXX-2 was not involved in the effort.

6/28/2018 Incident-XXXX:

06:11: instances of SCP-XXXX-1 discretely set up cameras along major hallways and within the mess hall. Multiple cameras were set up to watch the refrigerator.

08:33: Setup finishes and instances of SCP-XXXX-1 leave the premises.

09:01: Members of the junior research team (instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2) enter Site-89.

12:02: A localized blackout occurs at Site-89. The site cameras as well as the cameras set up by instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are turned off.

12:21 Power returns to Site-89. SCP-XXXX-1d's lunch is gone from the refrigerator and the wrapper found in the mess hall trash can.

SCP-XXXX Debriefing (will be a clickable link in the future)
(See Food Not Found pt2)

Food Not Found pt2

From: ten.pcs|98etiS.feuhthcniL#ten.pcs|98etiS.feuhthcniL
To: ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB#ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB
Date: 7/1/2018

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hey look SCP-XXXX is a powerful anomaly i have nothing to do with stealing lunch no matter what the others have told you ok? i pack my own lunch most of the times and if i do forget then i wouldnt go stealing another persons lunch!

From: ten.pcs|8etiS.4yawahtaC#ten.pcs|8etiS.4yawahtaC
To: ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB#ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB
Date: 7/1/2018

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Linchthuef did it.

From: ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY#ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY
To: ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB#ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB
Date: 7/1/2018

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Is there even a need for an investigation? This is ridiculous.

From: ten.pcs|98etiS.76notgnihsaW#ten.pcs|98etiS.76notgnihsaW
To: ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB#ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB
Date: 7/1/2018

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I sure as hell didn't eat the pasta, man was I hungry that day. How is it possible for a 65kg man to eat almost 2kg worth of pasta????? That was my lunch AND dinner!

From: ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB#ten.pcs|tnegA.44nworB
To: ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC#ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC, ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY#ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY, ten.pcs|98etiS.32kcimroCcM#ten.pcs|98etiS.32kcimroCcM +2
Date: 7/3/2018

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Thank you for cooperating and aiding in the investigation of "SCP-XXXX". Researcher Linchthuef has been put on temporary leave and transferred to a new site.

-Brown

From: ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY#ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY
To: ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC#ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC
Date: 7/7/2018

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Thank god that Linchthuef is gone, I was gonna start spiking my lunch with cyanide if the Foundation didn't start doing something. Must be unfortunate that you both like the same food, I don't think anyone else on the team has even eaten a BLT's except you and Linchthuef.

From: ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC#ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC
To: ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY#ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY
Date: 7/7/2018

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Yeah well at least he's gone. Say Sarah, have you seen my lunch? I've brought in a BLT for the past 3 days and they've all disappeared.

From: ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY#ten.pcs|98etiS.89iY
To: ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC#ten.pcs|98etiS.4yawahtaC
Date: 7/7/2018

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Oh my fucking god
(Food not found part 3)

Food Not Found Pt3

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedure: Currently there is no way of containing SCP-XXXX. The only way to negate the effect of SCP-XXXX is to eat vegetarian or vegan foods.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomaly that affects the junior research team at Site-89.

Between the time period of the start of each day⁴ and approximately the end of lunch⁵, one of SCP-XXXX-1's lunches will disappear and reappear at the end of lunch. The anomaly deposits whatever is left of the lunch (i.e. wrappers, uneaten foods, leftovers etc.) within a nearby trash can.

Designation	Name	Description
SCP-XXXX-1a	Jonathan Cathaway	Junior Researcher. Out of all SCP-XXXX-1s, SCP-XXXX-1a appears to be the most affected by SCP-XXXX such that SCP-XXXX has taken SCP-XXXX-1a's lunch consecutively for multiple days.
SCP-XXXX-1b	Sarah Yi	Junior Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-1c	Rebecca McCormick	Junior Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-1d	Butch Jamison	Junior Associate Researcher.
SCP-XXXX-1e	Thomas Washington	Junior Researcher.

The anomaly only affects instances of SCP-XXXX-1. No matter where the instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are, one of their lunches will disappear. The distribution of the effect of SCP-XXXX varies.

Personnel	Percentage Chance of SCP-XXXX taking effect
XXXX-1a	~55%
XXXX-1b	~23%
XXXX-1c	~12%
XXXX-1d	~7%
XXXX-1e	~3%

If instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are not carrying lunch or have not made lunch, food will disappear from the respective homes of each instance of SCP-XXXX-1. The distribution of this effect is the same as if instances of SCP-XXXX-1 did carry lunch.

I don't know what I hate more now, my life or Linchthuef -Researcher Yi

Mr. Toad

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedure:

Description:

Footnotes

1. This research team begins work every day at 09:00

2. Lunch is a set period of time between 12:00 and 14:00

3. See Addendum-XXXX A, Disappearance Log for more information

4. This research team begins work every day at 09:00

5. Lunch is a set period of time between 12:00 and 14:00