Ruengies_Elaj Sandland

(For Corpse Con; Received ConProcs)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A concrete perimeter wall, extending to a height of twenty (20) meters above and depth of two (2) meters below ground, is to be erected around SCP-XXXX. The perimeter is to be positioned at least two kilometres away from any visible structure built by SCP-XXXX. Common pesticides are to be applied along the perimeter weekly. Motion sensors to detect instances of SCP-XXXX are to be placed around the perimeter.

Any instances of SCP-XXXX-B that approach the perimeter are to be questioned. In the event of an instance of SCP-XXXX attempting to breach the perimeter wall, Mobile Task Force Lambda-12 (“Pest Control”) is to assist in containment.

The Political Control Administration is to provide assistance in diplomatic procedures in correspondence to SCP-XXXX-A. Negotiation meetings are to be held with SCP-XXXX-B bi-monthly with a Level 4 Senior Researcher with a background in political science. SCP-XXXX-B is to be made to believe that the Foundation represents the Human race in order to maintain peace and trade.

In the event of SCP-XXXX-B learning the truth, all structures built by SCP-XXXX and evidence of their existence are to be destroyed, and every instance of SCP-XXXX to be administered Class-F amnestics and relocated to a new, predetermined containment site in ████████, West Virginia.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for a race of sentient, intelligent entities baring a rough resemblance to arthropods in regards to their overall body structure. SCP-XXXX was first detected in the Cumberland Plateau on ██/██/2002 by Foundation satellites, which had picked up signs of a dimensional anomaly. It is widely believed that SCP-XXXX arrived via a device similar to that of a Transit-Array, of which they are evidently still using given their continuously replenishing amount of materials and frequent shifts in population size.

While precise physical traits vary, all instances of SCP-XXXX are hexapedal, with digitigrade¹ feet that terminate in four (4) conjoined claws. The feet of the first pair of legs are much wider than those of the middle and posterior legs, and appear spade-like. While these anterior feet are often used for digging, observation of SCP-XXXX instances have revealed other usages, such as to help carry large objects, or to hold down light items on a surface.

SCP-XXXX instances additionally possess two smaller limbs attached to a raised section of their torso, in a manner reminiscent to that of a mantis. Similar to the legs, these "arms" end off in four claws. Unlike the legs, these digits are fully separate and can be flexed independently of one-another. While none these digits are opposable, a hard, bony structure in the base of the appendage aids in gripping; acting as a pseudo-thumb.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secure locker located in Storage Site-31. Access of SCP-XXXX for analysis requires Level 2 clearance. Live experiments with SCP-XXXX are to be conducted under Level 3 supervision.

During testing, subjects are to be equipped with mouth guards.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a chemically non-anomalous bottle of vitamin D supplements, containing a total of ninety-eight (98) tablets as of time of writing. SCP-XXXX was recovered on ██/██/1982, from a nursing home in Casper, Wyoming.

Once a tablet from SCP-XXXX is ingested, sensitivity within the oral cavity of the subject is significantly increased and accompanied by extreme salivation. Subjects will begin to strongly bite at the soft tissue of their mouth², although the heightened sense of pain usually prevents them from continuing for very long. Attempts at proper chewing will cease after twenty (20) minutes to an hour, although occasional gnawing has been observed to continue for weeks after.

Following the end of the initial "shock", subjects will retain an intensified sense of taste³ and will have pronounced reactions to common oral stimuli, such as standard rations, tap water, or the air. These experiences will gradually weaken at rates proportional to how commonplace the sensation is; eventually becoming negligible.

Despite extensive screening, no cognito-hazardous properties have been found in tablets from SCP-XXXX. The reason for this is unknown See Addendum XXXX-3 for more information.

Addendum XXXX-1: SCP-XXXX was retrieved from the room of Oscar Kern, an eighty-four year old man who had been a resident of an assisted living facility for thirteen (13) years. According to recovered reports, the man was found in a nearby bathroom, struggling to put in his dentures, and displaying behavior concurrent with SCP-XXXX's effects. Foundation intervention occurred after local medical providers failed to identify any neurological or drug-related causes for his condition.

Addendu, XXXX-2: The following is an partial excerpt of security footage obtained relating to Oscar Kern's behavior prior to the incident. [TBE]

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Addendum XXXX-3: After twenty-seven (27) separate examinations by the Memetics and Infohazards Division, all of which had yielded zero results, SCP-XXXX has been screened as positive for containing Mnestic/Memory restoring properties.

It appears that the interior one's mouth is universally perceived as intensely appetizing until the brain becomes sufficiently accustomed to tasting it, thus becoming hidden by a non-anomalous anti-memetic process. The saliva production of individuals affected by SCP-XXXX is currently being cross-examined with the drooling rate of infants.

Requests to test SCP-XXXX on animals have been denied.

Addendum XXXX-3: On ██/██/1985, Oscar Kern died of natural causes. No anomalous activity had been detected since the incident up until his death.

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First Greenlit Idea; Way too grand

Item #: SCP-XXX-J

Object Class: [TBE]

Special Containment Procedures: Protocol-XXX-J "Go with the Flow" has been enacted. All proposals for further investigation into SCP-XXX-J's anomalous properties are to be redirected to O5-2's paper shredder.

Deepcover agents within all involved GoIs in a previous SCP-XXX-J event are to be increased by 56.271%⁴. Any usage of anomalous objects and/or persons for the purpose of gaining an advantage in future SCP-XXX-J events are to be reported to administration. Additionally, the exact methods and objects utilized are to be documented as well, so that we may copy their idea.

The utilization of time-traveling SCP-objects in order to change the outcome of an SCP-XXX-J event has been authorized by the O5 Council by a 9-4 vote vetoed by the Ethics Committee for poor sportsmanship approved by the Administrator to show up the Scary Lady for once in my fucking life postponed due to technical difficulties.

Description: SCP-XXX-J is the designation for an annual mass behavioral shift affecting the leadership of numerous paranormal organizations, including the Foundation. The first occurrence of SCP-XXX-J was observed on March 10, 1992, following the congregation of several GoI representatives after the apparent dissolution of GRU Division-P with the fall of the Soviet Union. While the purpose of the meeting had been on how to go about the repossession of anomalous objects now under no custody, all offered proposals either displayed overwhelming favor towards a single group, lacked relevance to the matter at hand, or both. After several days of fruitless negotiation and passive-aggressive death threats, an abrupt consensus was reached that the most sound method of distributing the artifacts would be by trial of go karts⁵. SCP-XXX-J-1 materialized shortly after, along with several instances of SCP-XXX-J-2.

SCP-XXX-J-1 is a grey, translucent, asphalt-like material which will manifest in the shape of a track in the agreed location of the SCP-XXX-J event. While SCP-XXX-J-1 will usually be flush with the ground, deviations from the floor-plan are common, and may shape into various obstacles such as ramps, loops, and sudden brick walls. SCP-XXX-J-2 is the collective designation given to any vehicles used during SCP-XXX-J events which, despite being called "carts", have ranged in form from thaumaturgy-based chariots with steering to non-anomalous electric scooters.

The location of an SCP-XXX-J event will be tied to the organization of one of the participants. Additionally, any previously installed security measures which would prevent access by other parties, will vanish for the duration of the "game". The length and complexity of a single "game" scales with the amount of participants, with the largest recorded event being a day-long series of races involving liberal displays of marching bands, all-you-can eat sushi, and an awards ceremony. It is unknown if this is part of SCP-XXX-J's anomalous properties, or simple showboating on behalf of the host.

Addendum A: Partial list of SCP-XXX-J events.

Year	Location	Groups Present	Notable Occurrences	Comments
1992	Site-19	The Foundation, UIU, Prometheus Labs, ORIA, Global Occult Coalition	thing five	thing six
1996	thing two		thing four	thing five
2001	thing two		thing four	thing five
2008	thing two		thing four	thing five
2017	thing two		thing four	thing five

April Fools Addition

SCP-V1L3-J

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SCP-179, SCP-1233

"Begone, foul snake of the void!" shouted Moon Champion, wrangling with a mass of matte-black material.

Moon Champion had found himself in a most strange predicament, as for the past two days he had engaged in fierce battle with a lengthy serpent as black as the night and more slippery than a slug. Yet, despite his valiant efforts, the creature had refused to yield and continued to swirl around him, mockingly.

But Moon Champion feared not, as he had a most magnificent plan! For while the body of this putrid monster could coil about, unaffected by his great Lunar-might, its head would surely not be able to do the same! So he tugged, and pulled, and rapidly maneuvered through the grand arcs and loops that the creature hand made of itself until finally, Moon Champion had found where it all had led, and he gazed into the abyss-!

-and the abyss gazed back, in the form of a woman curled up in the fetal position, panting as wildly as you could imagine while still remaining monotone. It appeared that Moon Champion had been pulling her hair for several days now.

"He… Hello… I am Sauelsuesor"

She had [LEVEL 4 CREDENTIALS REQUIRED] darker than space itself, and golden [LEVEL 4/179 CREDENTIALS REQUIRED] which gleamed like the sun. Moon Champion took a moment to collect himself, for his sacred Moon Saber had been quickly unsheathing.

"Hey… I never asked you to stop."

[LEVEL 5/179 CREDENTIALS REQUIRED]
[O5 CREDENTIALS REQUIRED]
[DATA EXPUNGED] -and now you know the truth about solar eclipses.

Researcher's Note: It started off so innocent… This is what I get for having hopes.

Debatable SCP-XXXX Interview

Interviewed: Oliver Brooks

Interviewer: Field Agent Reyes

Foreword: Oliver Brooks was one of the caregivers assisting Oscar Kern prior to the incident. The subject was interviewed due to the older man's continued lack of cooperation.

<Begin Log, [13:03]>

Reyes: -ust need to ask a few questions and you can be on your way. This shouldn't take too long.

Oliver: Oh, uh- no problem at all. I was told that Mr. Kern's completely okay now, right?

Reyes: Yes, don't worry, he seems to be fine. Although he hasn't been very talkative.

Oliver: Yeah… that definitely sounds like he's back to normal.

Reyes: Hm. From what I can tell, whatever symptoms he was displaying were probably psychosomatic, although I'm not sure about the probability of something similar happening again. Tell me; what would you say is the man's "usual" attitude, and has he ever notably shifted from it in the past?

Oliver: Well, I think he's been here longer than I have, I mean- I was hired recently-ish, so I can't say anything absolute…

Reyes: I am aware; it's fine. Take your time.

Oliver: It's not that I can't think of anything; there was definitely something going on around a month ago, but, it wasn't a bad thing- it wasn't anything like what happened yesterday.

Reyes: Please elaborate, and try to say "thing" less.

Oliver: Right; so to start, and about your first question, Mr. Kern was pretty distant most of the time; generally pretty tired. Not just physically; he's generally only half awake, but- Subject pauses

Reyes: …

Oliver: He wasn't vocal about much, but when he did talk, and it was usually around me, it was about seeing the same thing- err, it was about seeing the same walls, living in the same building, being around the same people, stuff like that. Apparently I was "new", but new was still going to slide into "routine" at some point sooner or later. It was like, he was frustrated that he was living for so long, yet not getting any more experiences out of it.

Reyes: So then, what happened a month ago?

Oliver: It might've been during lunch, I don't remember the exact situation but I do remember him saying that he had "figured out how to see again." In hindsight, I really should've asked him what he meant.

Reyes: If it's any consolation, no drugs of any kind were found in his system or his room, aside from some furosemide.

Oliver: Well, whatever he did, it must've worked since the next time I saw him, he was a lot more awake than usual, and much more interested in the world around him. Not that anything else was different than before, but he definitely acted like it was.

Reyes: So Mr. Kern had forgotten what his surroundings were like?

Oliver: Well, not quite. He still knew what everything was, but he was looking at it like he didn't. I remember the look on his face when he saw the moon; it was almost like watching a child. He was so much more expressive than usual, and much less annoyed too. Though, he'd still sometimes complain about the radio no matter what station it was on, so I guess some things never change.

Reyes: Were there any particularly odd behaviors besides this?

Oliver: I mean, he was looking at his own nose a lot, although I don't think that counts.

Reyes: … Yes, that probably doesn't. Now, considering how Mr, Kern was responding to my questions earlier, I'm assuming that this shift in attitude did not last. Am I correct?

Oliver: Unfortunately yeah, he was back to being distant within the week.

Reyes: And, other than the recent incident, there were no odd behaviors since?

Oliver: Well, he didn't speak to me as much. Aside from that, there wasn't anything notable…

Reyes: … Except?

Oliver: It wasn't yesterday, it was the day before that, and I remember him saying something like "trying something else; and as many as needed." I asked what he meant, but he didn't respond. Now, I know you said that nothing drug related had caused what happened, and I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, but maybe you should check again.

Reyes: I see. Thank you for your time Mr. Brooks, you've been quite helpful.

<End Log, [13:10]>

Closing Statement: Recovered security footage revealed a bottle of vitamin D supplements on a shelf behind several books. The item and its contents were classified as a safe-class SCP object after confirming anomalous properties.

Corpse Contest ConProcs Submission

Item #: SCP-ABCD (Corpse Con)

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: To ensure that SCP-ABCD does not manifest outside of the Foundation's control, a group of 365 D-Class personnel⁶ are to be placed within a seven day-based fitness regimen tailored solely towards the muscle groups of the upper body. The regimen's overall schedule is to be arranged so that each individual would begin their own specific session a day after another's, so that if the 1st D-Class were to start on January 1st, the 365th D-Class would begin on December 31st.⁷

All ABCD-Catalysts are to be regularly exposed to an infra-sonic "J-BRAVO" auditory/behavioral-agent to prevent any individual from engaging in the following activities from within their cell:

• Doing squats, lunges, wall-sits, or any similar exercises.
• Doing toe-touches, leg-crosses, butterfly-sits, or any similar stretches.
• Extensive amounts of kicking.
• Extensive amounts of jumping.
• Extensive amounts of dancing.
• Running for periods longer than five (5) minutes.
• Walking for periods longer than twenty (20) minutes.
• Standing upright for periods longer than twenty-five (25) minutes.

Foundation Webcrawler SS-534 "Flipped Triangle" is to search for and compile a list of any recordings containing music associated with SCP-ABCD,⁸ as well as ABCD-positive keyphrases.⁹ If the listed recording is screened positive by Foundation staff for the presence of an SCP-ABCD manifestation, the recording is to be taken down. The account from which the recording was published from is to be tracked for interview and amnesticization.

Joke skip idea I had

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is the designation for a sudden belief/realization frequently occurring within Foundation personnel, in which the host begins to perceive a certain entity to be fictional, or "less real" than they are. In extreme cases, the "entity" may be the host themselves, everything the host is aware of except for themselves, or both.

SCP-XXXX-J is observed to occur within individuals experiencing an extreme amount of stress, and is speculated to be a coping mechanism; the brain downplays the importance of something by convincing itself that the thing does not exist.

Footnotes

1. toe-walking, with the heel elevated off the ground

2. The lips, tongue, interior cheek, and potentially gums, although biting at the latter has proven to be anatomically impossible with subjects possessing full rows of teeth.

3. Assuming the subject's tongue is still in working condition.

4. Fractional divisions of agents are to be fitted with replacement cybernetics, and planted within the Church of the Broken God.

5. Since dubbed an SCP-XXX-J event

6. Dubbed "ABCD-Catalysts"

7. An additional D-Class is to be added to the group during leap-years.

8. Examples include "Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Conti, "Pump up the Jam" by Technotronic, and "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen

9. Such as "No pain no gain", "Only two more miles to go", and "It's leg day"