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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP#XXXX must be stored in a 3x3x3 meter room with interior walls constructed by hand from bricks and mortar. SCP#XXXX is currently stored at Site#76.
During transportation, SCP#XXXX must be held by a D-Class personnel wearing construction equipment including but not limited to a hard hat and high visibility jacket.
All foundation personnel involved in the transportation or testing of SCP-XXXX must wear a high-visibility orange construction jacket and a yellow hard hat.
Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be a standard ██████ brand construction traffic cone. The cone itself is made of a form of PVC. The high visibility band wrapped around the cone is made from an unknown luminescent material and emits 20 lumens of light under all conditions, this band does not reflect light as a normal traffic cone band would. The cone appears to be hollow, however due to its indestructible nature, the interior contents of SCP-XXXX is currently unknown.
SCP-XXXX is believed to be indestructible, with no forces being able to damage or deform the object in any way. SCP-XXXX has been shown to withstand a force of at least 500,000 Newtons without receiving any damage, and is completely resistant to corrosive materials.
SCP-XXXX is normally cannot be acted upon by any outside forces except for gravity. It is currently theorised that SCP-XXXX deems gravity to be "normal" as it is involved in the utilisation of construction equipment. In this state SCP-XXXX will maintain a constant kinetic energy. This can make SCP-XXXX dangerous, see Test-XXXX-1
SCP-XXXX cannot be acted on or effected by any outside forces, unless those forces come from an object deemed to be related to building and/or roadside construction.
This includes objects such as:
Hard Hat
Construction Worker Uniform
Construction Equipment
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Standard Utility Tools
It is currently unknown how SCP-XXXX decides whether an object is deemed as "normal" for a construction setting. When initially contained SCP-XXXX did not react to a brick trowel being thrown at it, however after the object's current containment room was constructed by hand using bricks and mortar the object began to react to brick trowels. This has lead some researchers to believe SCP-XXXX is at least partially intelligent due to its ability to choose what it can and cannot react to. If SCP-XXXX is in any way intelligent or alive, it is unknown how it perceives the world or thinks.
SCP-XXXX Test Log:
Test-XXXX-1:
SCP-XXXX is placed in a standard 5x5x3 meter testing room. 2 D-Class personnel enter the room, one is wearing a standard D-Class uniform (Subject #1) while the other is wearing a high visibility jacket and hard hat (Subject #2.)
Subject #1 is instructed to pick up the object. Subject attempts to do so but reports that the object "weighs twenty [EXPLETIVE DELETED] tons or something."
Subject #2 is instructed to pick up the object. Subject 2 easily picks up SCP-XXXX
Subject #2 is instructed to throw the object to Subject #1
Subject #2 complies, and when Subject#1 attempts to catch the object it impacts his chest and carries on forward at a constant speed. Subject #1 perishes after impacting against containment room wall. SCP-XXXX continued through the wall and stopped after travelling 3 additional meters as it hit the wall of ████████████
Test Concluded
Test-XXXX-2
SCP-XXXX is placed in one of the Site#76 elevators, and the elevator is called to the floor above.
Upon reaching the next floor the elevator opens revealing a hole in the floor where SCP-XXXX used to be
Video recording from inside the elevator shows SCP-XXXX appearing to "fall" through the floor of the elevator, although in reality SCP-XXXX merely stayed in position as the elevator rose.
Once SCP-XXXX had cleared the elevator floor it fell as would be expected. The cone was found 30m below the base of the elevator shaft after breaching ██████ leading to the ████████████ █████████████████ resulting in ██ deaths including 2 B-Class personnel.
Test Concluded
End of Testing
Addendum 1
After Test-XXXX-1 all staff involved in the handling and testing of SCP-XXXX must wear construction equipment so as to avoid harm by SCP-XXXX. After Test-XXXX-2, the current containment chamber was constructed 10 meters below ████████████ containment in order to ensure no further incidents.
Addendum 2
SCP-XXXX proposed as a method of holding SCP-173 in place during cleaning. Pending approval from Doctor ██████ and Doctor ██████
approved
Addendum 3
SCP-XXXX tested with SCP-173. SCP-173 rammed SCP-XXXX into wall causing ████████████ breaches of containment resulting in ██ casualties. All anomalies were recovered successfully. SCP-173 was likely able to move SCP-XXXX due to its composition of rebar and concrete.
"Seriously who thought this would actually work? It's clearly made of building materials" - Doctor ████
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
All individuals currently affected by SCP-XXXX-2 are to be kept in the medical wing at Site-17 under neuro-synaptic observation. At least 2 members of junior medical staff must be kept assigned to the project. Any individuals successfully treated for the effects of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be debriefed and administered class C amnestics before release back into the general public. All individuals effected for longer than 3 weeks are to be released under the guise of having been in a comatose state.
SCP-XXXX-1 is capable of instantaneously displacing itself up to 350 meters from its current position. This has made containment of the object impossible, so containment efforts are instead geared towards tracking and mitigation damage caused. SCP-XXXX-1 has been injected with a standard tracking implant, providing constant GPS information. Personnel are not to disclose this information to SCP-XXXX-1.
A specialised unit trained alongside MTF Eta-10 (“See no Evil”) has been assigned to track SCP-XXXX-1 and reduce damage caused. Usage of class-A amnestics on all individuals that have directly interacted with SCP-XXXX-1 is permitted. Due to Cognito hazardous effects staff members of security clearance 4 and above are to be restricted from interacting with SCP-XXXX-1 until further notice, and class A amenstics must be applied to all personnel who interact with the anomaly.
As of January 14th, 2014 SCP-XXXX-1 has been contained at Site-17.
SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-17. A Scranton reality anchor must be located adjacent to the containment cell and activated at all times. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be contained in a modified humanoid containment cell at least 400 meters below surface level. SCP-XXXX1’s cell must be at a minimum of 400 meters from any other underground infrastructure or caverns. SCP-XXXX-1’s containment cell is to be connected to the site by a 500m long tunnel. The entire length of this tunnel must meet the same isolation criteria as the containment cell. 1 armed guard must be present at each end of the containment tunnel armed with tranquiliser darts at all times.
Any underground opening larger than 1 x 1 x 1 meter within 350 meters of SCP-XXXX-1’s containment cell is to be filled. The containment cell must be lined with a 3-centimetre-thick coating of █████████████ in order to deter re-location.
All requests from SCP-XXXX-1 that do not compromise containment or risk individuals becoming effected by SCP-XXXX-2 are to be granted to incentivise good behaviour.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-1 is an anomalous humanoid human with varying characteristics from viewer to viewer, always appearing as the most recent person that the viewer can remember having seen in a dream. Viewers who cannot remember any recent dreams lack the ability to focus on SCP-XXXX-1, and while still being able to physically see and identify the object, will be unable to memorise or mention any noticeable characteristics whatsoever.
Any sentient being that naturally enters unconsciousness while directly observing or remembering having previously observed SCP-XXXX-1 will become subject to the object’s primary anomalous quality. During the first 90 minutes of sleep, the affected subject will experience vivid lucid dreams despite the lack of REM sleep having been achieved. During this time the subject is capable of being awoken suffering no ill effects.
After precisely 90 minutes the subject will enter REM sleep. Once the subject enters REM sleep, they will enter a state hereby identified as SCP-XXXX-2 that cannot be exited without medical intervention. All affected individuals experience the complete halting of all biological functions. While brain scans show high levels of brain activity, every other function of the body including both bodily and cellular respiration, beating of the heart, and the growth and regeneration of new cells stops. This state does not kill or harm the subject.
Effected individuals are incapable of being woken by any means whilst experiencing a REM cycle but can be “pulled” out of SCP-XXXX-2 by the administration of sedatives as one REM cycle ends. This treatment has an approximate rate of success of 15% but can be repeated in the case of failure. This effectively breaks the effects of SCP-XXXX-2, and once the sedatives have worn off the subject will regain consciousness. REM sleep cycles in affected individuals continually lengthen, increasing by approximately 33% length each time. Due to this, reaching subjects quickly is critical to treatment.
Subjects that are awoken from SCP-XXXX-2 report insomnia and exhaustion for an average of 11 days, and out of the 27 subjects that have been awoken from SCP-XXXX-2, 3 have died from sleep deprivation, and a further 7 have exhibited manifestation of mild psychosis. Subjects that have experiences SCP-XXXX-2 for longer generally experience more ill effects from being awoken, 3 subjects have expired during treatment, all of which had been under the effect of SCP-XXXX-2 for more than 3 months.
Addendum 1:
During a containment breach at Site-17 an instance of SCP-966 awaiting transfer managed to enter the medical wing. It successfully killed 2 sedated personnel in the room, before moving onto an individual affected by SCP-XXXX-2. CCTV footage shows SCP-XXXX-1 appearing next to the SCP-966 instance and proceeding to [DATA EXPENGUED]. Not enough of the body could be recovered for a full autopsy. The affected individual was revived 3 days later with no further incidents.
After this occurrence the project director, Doctor Brooke, requested permission to test SCP-XXXX-1's reaction to affected subjects being threatened. A D-Class subject was shown security footage from the aforementioned containment breach and succumbed to SCP-XXXX-2 5 hours later.
Test 1:
D-2749 subject was prompted to cut an effected D-class with a knife. The D-Class approached the test subject, and immediately after lowering the knife to the subject’s hand, SCP-XXXX-1 appeared in the testing chamber. SCP-XXXX-1 proceeded to disarm D-2749, pick up the knife from the floor, and disappear.
D-2749 was then instructed to attempt to punch the subject’s arm. SCP-XXXX-1 appeared back in the room, and as D-2749 raised his arm to strike the subject, SCP-XXXX-1 snapped D-2749’s arm and proceeded to [DATA EXPUNGED] D-2749 expired 3 minutes afterwards.
Test 2:
A live specimen of the common grey wolf Canis Lupus was released into the testing chamber. The wolf immediately approached the subject. SCP-XXXX-1 appeared in the testing chamber, grapple onto the wolf, and disappear.
Researcher’s Note: “It’s interesting that the entity attacks anything that tries to harm effected individuals but has no adverse reaction to us attempting to revive them.”
The effected D-class was not administered amnestics and has suffered no lasting effects, nor have they been re-affected by SCP-XXXX-2 despite still remembering his interaction with SCP-XXXX-1.
Addendum 2:
On January 14th, 2014, 3 undercover MTF operatives were dispatched to attempt to apprehend SCP-XXXX-1. The team was equipped with a standard hand-held Scranton reality anchor and several rifles fitted with tranquilising darts. SCP-XXXX-1 was successfully tranquilised and apprehended by MTF operatives. SCP-XXXX-1 was brought to Site-17 and kept sedated until current containment protocols were enacted.
SCP-XXXX reclassified from Keter to Euclid once teleportation was determined to have a finite range.
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Interview is unfinished
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The following is an interview between Doctor Brooke and SCP-XXXX-1:
SCP-XXXX-1 is revived from sedation.
Brooke – Good morning SCP-XXXX-1. My name is Doctor Brooke and I shall be conducting this interview with you today.
SCP-XXXX-1 -Where am I? Who are you?
Brooke -Unfortunately your whereabouts are of no concern to you, and as for who I am, I already said. I am Doctor Brooke.
At this point SCP-XXXX-1 disappeared from the containment cell for 3.4 seconds before re-appearing in the corner of the cell, panting and sweating profusely.
SCP-XXXX-1 -What is this place? Why can I not leave?
Brooke -Are you aware that you put people to sleep? Is it a conscious choice or does it just… happen?
SCP-XXXX-1 -It is my purpose, why would I wish for anything else?
Brooke -What do you mean your purpose?
SCP-XXXX-1 -It is what I was born, created, for.
Brooke -Created?
SCP-XXXX-1 -Yes, created. To preserve life. To save lives. A doctor, much like you.