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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be stored in a Class 3 Storage Locker at Site-77. Any testing involving SCP-XXXX must be approved by staff with level 2 or higher.
Addendum: As of 09/13/20██, any testing involving SCP-XXXX must include an armed guard inside the testing chamber fitted with a Type-2 respirator.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a set of three (3) plastic toy grenades made by Dr. Wondertainment. Each instance of SCP-XXXX1 resembles an M67 fragmentation grenade with the exception of the safety level that has been replaced with a teaspoon that has been bent ninety (90) degrees at the head.
While in its active state2, SCP-XXXX-1-A will be colored yellow with the words, “Dr. Wondertainment” written in purple wrapping around the object.
SCP-XXXX-1’s anomalous effect only activates after the following requirements have been met:
1. The safety pin has been removed.
2. The safety lever has been disengaged.
3. Four (4) seconds have passed since the safety lever has been disengaged.
After each of these requirements have been met SCP-XXXX will activate its anomalous effect. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous effect consists of an unknown gas that is dispersed from a small hole housed underneath the safety lever. The gas is expelled for three (3) seconds before stopping and doesn't dissipate until it is fanned out. When a human subject breathes this gas they will experience a loss in semantic memory along with a general decrease in mental functions for approximately five (5) to seven (7) hours depending on the amount of gas inhaled.
Upon expenditure of SCP-XXXX-1-A, SCP-XXXX-1-A will enter a dormant state3. While in this state, SCP-XXXX-1-B will lose all Wondertainment-type branding and coloration and will not be able to reactivate its anomalous effect for four (4) hours. During these four (4) hours the coloration and branding will slowly fade back onto the object, a sound similar to that of a cooking timer emanating from the object once the four (4) hours have completed. Once the four (4) hours have been completed the object will return to its active state.
History: SCP-XXXX was brought into containment when an agent found a product of the Dr. Wondertainment Brand in the replica grenade section of the █████ online airsoft store. A subsequent raid on the storage site for the store revealed SCP-XXXX. Interrogation of the store workers revealed that they received it along with an order for a different brand of replica grenade, investigation for possible Wondertainment ties is still ongoing.
Incident Report: During testing on 09/13/20██ D-6734 got free of its constraints and threw an instance of SCP-XXXX-1-A. The subsequent release of gas caused three (3) guards and six (6) researchers to become affected by SCP-XXXX’s effect. This allowed D-6734 to cause a low-level containment breach along with SCP-████.
Advert For SCP-XXXX:
Found Along with Original Packaging
Hey Kiddos! Do you like playing soldier?
Is playing with neighbor Johnny starting to get boring?
If so, then look no further, for from the mind of DOCTOR WONDERTAINMENT© HIMSELF came this marvelous invention of good times, The Dummy Grenade™!
Just pull the pin, let go of the spoon, and bam! You have your own Silly Smoke™ popping out of your own Dummy Grenade™. This Silly Smoke™ makes you and your friends act all silly, giving you a fun time worthy to be remembered!
With this toy you’ll surely be the coolest kid in the neighborhood!
