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Item #: SCP-XXXX (Unhappy Accidents)

Object Class: Euclid (Pending: Safe) Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell, fully-furnished in the style of a 1980s-era studio apartment. Given the extremely cooperative nature of SCP-XXXX, the potential use of its abilities as a Foundation asset, and the lack of anomalous abilities outside of very controlled scenarios, deviance from standard containment procedures for an anomalous individual as powerful as SCP-XXXX is have been allowed on official word of the O5 Council. These deviations include, but may not be limited to:

  • A separate containment cell adjacent to that of SCP-XXXX, remodeled into a basic television studio, complete with equipment capable of recording, editing, and publishing 30-minute television programs on a weekly basis1, here-on referred to as "Standard Painting and Production Cell-XXXX," or SPPC-XXXX.
  • At least one can of paint for every basic color2 in the visible color spectrum in each containment cell.
  • At least five standard cloth-based painting canvases, and stands to support them, in SPPC-XXXX, replenished weekly.
  • At least three plywood canvasses at the size requested by SCP-XXXX, and stands to support them, in SCP-XXXX's primary containment cell, replenished weekly.
  • New issues of the print Daytona Beach News, delivered to the primary containment cell as they are published and released to the public.

O5 Note: SCP-XXXX has presented multiple requests for the installation of a functional stove and oven set in its containment cell. The unfortunate fact of the matter is that we simply cannot risk anymore structural damage to the containment units, even those which may occur incidentally as a result of the basic construction which would be necessary to concede to its requests. However, in light of recent testing indicating a potential Safe-class relabeling (as well as its massive help in gaining discreet and safe locations for future sites), we think it is only fair that SCP-XXXX is allowed to eat with the rest of the Foundation in the cafeteria, should it decide that it wants to. After all, he is only human - We don't get to say that enough around here to not take advantage of the times in which we can.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 75-year-old human male, formerly known to the public as Bob Ross. The anomalous abilities of the SCP do not manifest until it attempts to create a work of art by means of applying color to a blank canvas. Any substance capable of leaving a stain on a standard cloth canvas has so far proven to activate SCP-XXXX's abilities (for a full list of materials tested, see Test Log XXXX-a), although in order for the affects of these abilities to manifest, substance must be applied to a completely blank canvas3. Standard cloth-based painting canvas is the only surface with which SCP-XXXX and a substance(s) of its choosing may interact with in order to activate SCP-XXXX's anomalous ability.

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