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Now with 90% less ego!
Hunny❤️
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Two smartphones containing instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained within storage sites at least 200 miles apart to prevent overlaps in testing. Each of these smartphones is to be held within standard anomalous item container storage with removal allowed upon written request to site administration. Instances SCP-XXXX-A through SCP-XXXX-D are to be contained for testing purposes in Site-81 outdoor containment. All further generations of SCP-XXXX instances are to be temporarily contained upon testing grounds before being transported and given to liaisons within Wilson's Wildlife Solutions.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the mobile application Hunny❤️ currently in existence upon two smartphones possessed by the foundation. The application appears to function in a similar fashion to the popular dating app Tinder1, with a similar user interface, as well as similar functionalities of profile creation and swipe/match mechanics.
In the primary section of the Hunny❤️ application, dating-style profiles of various members the Ursine family are displayed. The Settings area of the app allows the user to narrow the number of matches displayed between the distances of 10-100 meters, as well as the ability to discern which species of Ursine is shown, with check-boxes for Spectacled, Grizzly, Sloth, Black, Polar, Sun, and Panda usable. Each individual profile
Addendum XXXX.01: [Optional additional paragraphs]
End of Article
Potential Issues: Similarity to SCP-3629, Article not being weird enough, article not having enough meat.
SCP-4991 upon recovery from ████████ High School. Note the pen used as primary writing utensil.
Item #: SCP-4991
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4991 is to be kept within a regulation standard hazardous document container at Site-81 Wing D when not in use. Individuals wishing to request the use of SCP-4991 should contact Site-81 administration.
Distributing knowledge of the contents of SCP-4991 to personnel without level 3/4991 clearance is strictly prohibited.
Description: SCP-4991 is a United States standardized testing Blue Book containing 35 anomalous pages of SAT testing paper. SCP-4991 was discovered at ███████ High School in Indiana, after local law enforcement reported that a student had been found expired from dehydration after spending three days taking a standardized test. Foundation operatives were alerted and MTF Eta-10 "See No Evil" was deployed to recover any potentially hazardous documents. Stories of heat stroke and poor air conditioning were given to local news to explain the death, and amnestics were distributed to the witness of the incident.
A total of 150 multiple choice questions (4991-1 through 4991-150) are printed upon the 35 pages of SCP-4991. The questions follow the multiple choice format commonly used in American standardized testing, with a numbered question followed by four choices marked A, B, C, or D. The questions on SCP-4991 draw from the subject area and knowledge base of the United States standard high school curriculum. On the first page of the test a small note in ink is written: "Needs work, please see me after class."
The effects of SCP-4991 occur when a subject writes their name upon the front cover of SCP-4991. Subjects under the effects of SCP-4991 lose interest in actions that do not further the filling out and completion of the questions printed within SCP-4991. It is important to note that SCP-4991 does not appear to increase interest in the completion of test questions, instead, SCP-4991 makes other alternatives less desirable. Subjects using SCP-4991 experience up to 30% lower activity in parts of the Dorsolateral Prefrontal Cortex.2 This lowered brain activity appears to hamper creative and logical abilities, causing subjects to only be able to answer questions using the exact knowledge of previously learned material.
Once a subject has filled out all 150 questions using #2 pencil lead, all markings made upon the test disappear. A percentage between 0-100 reflecting the amount of questions the subject has answered correctly is displayed in 12pt Times New Roman text upon the top of the first page of the test. All mental effects exerted upon the subject by SCP-4991 then cease.
SCP-4991 TEST LOG| Test # | Test Description | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 001 | D-2818, a college graduate, after being refreshed on basic modern high school curriculum concepts, was given a #2 pencil and requested to fill out the test. | D-2818 successfully filled out the test after 130 minutes, with a displayed score of 87%. | Standard procedure of SCP-4991, test repeated four times to insure no spurious effects |
| 006 | D-2818 was given an ink pen and requested to fill out questions in the same manner as previous tests. | D-2818 successfully filled out the test after 70 minutes. The test remained inert after completion. D-2818 continued to recheck answers for validity for three days before expiring of dehydration. | This test demonstrates the speciousness of 4991, as well as some of its extended anomalous effects |
| 007 | D-7808, a high school drop out, was given a number #2 pencil and was instructed to fill out the test from his knowledge of the standard high school curriculum | Subject successfully filled out the test after 200 minutes, with a displayed score of 20%. | Test was conducted to set a baseline score for D-7808. |
| 008 | D-7808 was given a #2 pencil and instructed to answer the questions by picking answers that seem the most likely to be correct, even if he did not understand the underlying material. | Subject was observed to have filled out the exact same answers as when they had previously taken the test, resulting in the same displayed score of 20%. Upon questioning, subject stated that they "couldn't think of any better answers". | D-7808s actions indicate that it is not possible to answer questions they do not know the underlying concepts of while under the effects of SCP-4991. |
| 020 | D-7808, after receiving documentation on the test answers, and 60 minutes to allow them to memorize the correct letter answers of all 150 questions, was given a #2 pencil and instructed to complete the test. | Subject successfully completed the test after 40 minutes, with a displayed score of 100% | Results appear contrary to previous test, and indicate that while subjects can answer questions without the knowledge of subjects while under the effects of SCP-4991, they cannot conceptualize new falsitudes while under the effects of SCP-4991. |
After recovery, SCP-4991 was placed into containment at Site-81, and Senior Researcher Dimoni was assigned to the object. 57 days after being assigned to SCP-4991, Senior Researcher Dimoni presented their findings and proposed a series of modifications that could be made to SCP-4991 to assist in foundation operations. The proposal was approved by the Site-81 directing staff: 5 Yes, 2 No, 0 Abstain.
[[collapsible show="+ PROCEDURE 4991-SRT LEVEL 3/4991 CLEARANCE REQUIRED" hide="-
Access Granted"]]
Through the utilization of the inherent anomalous properties of SCP-4991, resources from the Foundation Memetics Department, and alterations performed by Senior Researcher Dimoni, questions on SCP-4991 have been added, altered, and specialized to detect Reality Benders with the ability to exert a Hume difference of over 10 5 1 0.05 Humes. As of 5/28/20██, SCP-4991 consists of over 428 pages of anomalous questions. As SCP-4991 effects subject such that they only answer questions based on their previous exact knowledge of subjects, the addition of questions that test conceptualization of physics, baseline logic, and cognitive moral functions can be used to determine a subjects overall truthful grasp of normal reality. Due to these changes, security restrictions have been updated to prevent data leakage of SCP-4991 questions. Since its creation, procedure 4991-SRT has assisted in the discovery of over 37 Reality Benders.
SRT Analytical Questions 4491-1 through 4491-46
NOTICE: SOME QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN REMOVED DUE TO BEING FLAGGED AS POTENTIAL CLASS III MEMETIC HAZARDS. DISTRIBUTION OF ANY OF THE QUESTIONS USED IN PROCEDURE 4991-SRT WILL RESULT IN INTERROGATION AND TERMINATION OF PERPETRATORS AND ACCOMPLICES.
3: A container of liquid is turned with its open end facing downward onto a flat non-porous surface, what is most likely to happen?
A. The liquid falls out of the container, lands, and remains stationary
B. The liquid falls out of the container onto to the surface and is spread evenly across it
C. The liquid falls out of the container and accelerates toward the surface before bouncing upwards with increased force
D. All of the above7. What is the sum of 1 + 1?
A. 2
B. 11
C. 23
D. 0
E. All of the above34. What is a secret?
A. Something that is trusted upon you
B. [REDACTED]
C. Things that are hidden from others, yet not from me
D. A thread of glass, broken once spoken of
E. All of the above46. What is a shared value of all life?
A. Belief in reality
B. The urge to survive
C. A desire to contribute to something greater than themselves
D. Anti-matter
E. All of the above
All personnel who wish to administer procedure 4991-SRT should send a complete pre-test VK-7 forum to Site-81 staff; detailing their name, the subject of the procedure, and a short (1-2 sentence) description of need. Due to the amount of proposals received, personnel should expect a response to take 2-3 business days.
Once approved, personnel should report directly to Asst. Director Klingerman to receive the standard list of supplies for the administration of procedure 4991-SRT:
- (1) SCP-4991
- (20) #2 Ticonderoga pencils
- (1) IV machine setup
- (8) Liters of saline solution
- (1) Bottle containing (30) amphetamine pills
- (2) Bottles of class B amnestic
- (2) Copies of approved VK-7 Forum
After an approved administration of procedure 4991-SRT, personnel should return SCP-4991 to site-81 staff, along with a completed post-test section of the VK-7 forum showing: the results of each individual attribute of procedure 4991-SRT, the overall score, and any additional observations of note.
CLEARANCE LEVEL 4/4991 REQUIRED FOR ACCESS TO VK-7 LOGS
log in
Enter Credentials:
Username: ********
Password: **********
Logging in…
Welcome to the Site-81 records database, type /help for a list of useful commmands.
Access SCP-4991 VK-7 Database
Confirming clearance level.
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Level four clearance confirmed. Access granted.
| VK-7 FORUMS RECEIVED BY SITE-81 STAFF |
SITE-76 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") Captain J████
SUBJECT: Margaret J██████, secretary under Governor ███████ of Maine
STATEMENT OF REASON: Change of behavior by the governor after subjects employment and noted loss of memory from the task force lead to the belief that subject is a mid-level reality bender.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| APPROVED |
_________________________________________________________________________
POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
RESULTS:
- PHYSICS: 20%
- BASELINE LOGIC: 34%
- MORAL FUNCTION: 25%
- TOTAL: 26% -FAIL
NOTES:
Subject reacted violently after test, successfully terminated, 2 personnel injured.
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: SCP-████
STATEMENT OF REASON: SCP-████ is currently classified as safe, yet after the disappearance of six D-class stationed at site-81, it is possible that SCP-████ has obtained some level of reality-bending power due to mistests.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| APPROVED |
_________________________________________________________________________
POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
RESULTS:
- PHYSICS: 100%
- BASELINE LOGIC: 100%
- MORAL FUNCTION: 90%
- TOTAL: 97% -PASS
NOTES: SCP-████ appears to not be responsible for the disappearance of site-81 personnel. Further investigation required.
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Junior Researcher Thalmann
SUBJECT: Emily R███, a 28 yr old woman in Birmingham, Alabama
STATEMENT OF REASON: Subject has displayed unusual patterns of behavior recently, such as irregular sleeping hours, anti-social tendencies, and lack of appetite.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
Reason of Denial: All changes of behavior are explainable by non-anomalous methods. A psychological evaluation is instead recommended. -Asst. Director Klingerman
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Perone, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: MTF-Lambada 5 ("White Rabbits") Captain R█████
SUBJECT: Michael N██████, a 19 year old College student
STATEMENT OF REASON: Changing layouts around N███████████ University in Boston have been traced back to subject. Requesting procedure 4991-SRT to confirm suspicions
| REQUEST |
|---|
| APPROVED |
_________________________________________________________________________
POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
RESULTS:
- PHYSICS: N/A
- BASELINE LOGIC: N/A
- MORAL FUNCTION: N/A
- TOTAL: N/A
NOTES: Due to exterranious circumstances, subject was accidentally given a number four pencil instead of a number 2 pencil. Subject expired after 60 hours.
REVIEWED BY SITE-81 STAFF:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: MTF-Lambada 5 ("White Rabbits") Captain R█████
SUBJECT: Ferdinand G██████, a worker at █████ LTD.
STATEMENT OF REASON: Covert ops at █████ have been continuously noticed by subject. Subject potentially possess anomolous perceptive abilities
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
Reason of Denial: Procedure 4991-SRT is meant to detect reality benders and the strength of the force they control, not every anomalous thing under the sun. Request denied based on this fact and Captain R█████'s previous misuse of SCP-4991. -Asst. Director Klingerman
REVIEWED BY SITE-81 STAFF:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Perone, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: Junior Researcher Thalmann
STATEMENT OF REASON: Continued disappearance of site-81 personnel has reached 30 D-class and 4 maintenance staff. There is a non-zero possibility of an unconstrained humanoid anomaly existing within site-81. Junior Researcher Thalmann is the most recent hire at the foundation with the clearance level to access multiple areas of site-81.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
Reason of Denial: Procedure 4991-SRT is a strenuous and mentally taxing ordeal. Junior Researcher Thalmann has proved a valuable asset to the foundation. There is no reason to subject him to such a process over what is most likely classified reassignment orders from overwatch. -Asst. Director Klingerman
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: Junior Researcher Thalmann
STATEMENT OF REASON: 21% of the D-Class at site-81 have now been reported missing, along with 12 maintenance staff and 2 security personnel. That makes a total of 122 personnel out of the previous 1,258 staff here at site-81. I know us researchers usually disregard the D-Class and maintenance staff here, but these unexplained disappearances should not be ignored. Resubmitting request of administration of procedure 4991-SRT to Junior Researcher Thalmann.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| APPROVED |
_________________________________________________________________________
POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
RESULTS:
- PHYSICS: 98%
- BASELINE LOGIC: 92%
- MORAL FUNCTION: 100%
- TOTAL: 97% -PASS
NOTES: Researcher Thalmann is proven non anomalous. Maybe it really is just classified reassignments from the O-5s. Probably some big threat level black anomaly sucking up all the personnel for containment.
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Schmidt, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellrich
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Ekharbibi
SUBJECT: SCP-4040
STATEMENT OF REASON: Cross test SCP-4991 with SCP-4040 in an attempt to determine the strength of 4040-1's reality bending power.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
_________________________________________________________________________
POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
Reason of Denial: Request is unfeasable due to the the Pataphysical risks created in transporting SCP-4991 through SCP-4040 -Asst. Director Klingerman
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Perone, Ellrich
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: MTF Pi-1 (City Slickers) Captain R███████
SUBJECT: Shintaro Y███████
STATEMENT OF REASON: Subject has recently gained an unprecedentedly large quantity of property shares in the Tokyo housing market, with the Japanese government possessing no knowledge of these homes being built or purchased. Subject is suspected of using reality bending to obtain ownership of Tokyo houses and apartments.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| APPROVED |
_________________________________________________________________________
POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
RESULTS:
- PHYSICS: 15%
- BASELINE LOGIC: 85%
- MORAL FUNCTION: 90%
- TOTAL: 63% -FAIL
NOTES:
Subject successfully apprehended and placed into containment at Site-81.
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Klingerman, Ivers, Walsh
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellrich
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Assistant Director Klingerman
SUBJECT: Site-81 Personnel
STATEMENT OF REASON: I've had the pleasure of working with Asst. Director Issac Schmidt for 14 years now, and I've never known him to just disappear like this. In addition, Hume counts around Site-81 have dropped by five points. I am recommending a comprehensive application of procedure 4991-SRT to all 746 personnel located on site.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
Reason of Denial: -[DATA EXPUNGED]
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Asst Directors Cox, Borley, Ivers
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: All Site-81 personnel with under level 4 clearance
STATEMENT OF REASON: I found Asst. Director Klingerman dead in his office today. I thought personnel were simply disappearing but…
Thankfully, the site director has triggered a full site lockdown. Most of the remaining personnel are working full time trying to keep the SCPs we have here contained. I got a look at Klingermans records before reporting it(sorry, RAISA), there are less than 400 of us currently active at site-81. Why hasn't the rest of the foundation been contacted? Who's doing this?
Do they know that I've been looking for them?
I don't know why I'm writing all of this, I think Klingermans death really got to me.
Requesting a full application of procedure 4991-SRT to all Site-81 staff that I have authority over.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| APPROVED |
NOTES: Work Quickly. -Site Director Atkus
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Director Atkus
Senior Researchers Dimoni, Ellric
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: Site-81 Senior Staff
STATEMENT OF REASON: I tested them all. Every single one. Not a single one failed. I saw one of the other researchers disappear right in front of my eyes. I don't even know how many people are still here, Site-81 is getting increasingly warped. The hallway I used to take to the mess hall now loops back on itself. By all counts there should have been a containment breach at this point, but either the bastard who's doing all of this has locked me away from the rest of the foundation, or is strong enough to keep the SCPs contained.
I'm typing this up from a terminal somewhere in the facility, I really don't know where. Atkus, if your reading this, the only people who I haven't been able to test are the senior researchers. If you have access to the SCP-4991, Administer the test. Its the only way we can figure out who's behind this.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
Reason of Denial: Jean Karlyle Atkus no longer exists. -Dimoni
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Senior Researcher Dimoni
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: Senior Researcher Dimoni
STATEMENT OF REASON:
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Senior Researcher Dimoni
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: Senior Researcher Dimoni
STATEMENT OF REASON:
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Senior Researcher Dimoni
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT: SENIOR RESEARCHER DIMONI
STATEMENT OF REASON:
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
SITE-81 STAFF PRESIDING:
Senior Researcher Dimoni
PROCEDURE 4991-SRT VK-7 REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING: Researcher Albert
SUBJECT:
STATEMENT OF REASON: God, save me.
| REQUEST |
|---|
| DENIED |
Logoff
Logging off. Goodbye, Site Director Dimoni.
something to do with aging not up or down, but sideways? needs fleshing out. Probs Garbage.
Object that makes people think you are a criminal when held. whoops we already did that
J-SCP: Realty Bender, people who have the anomalous powers of manipulating the housing market woooooOOOOOooooo Or do it serious… are all my SCPs just gona be based around typos?
A cave with an upside down lake in it that things keep falling out of. build mystery around it, in a remote location that is understaffed and undersupplied. eventually resort to eating the things and weird shit happens.
Glass Cannon: Either a cannon that shoots glass, a cannon made of glass, a cannon that turns things it hits into glass, or a combination of all three. Probably made by GAW or AWCY.
FAEpostin please: The Eater of NAAAMMEEESS. The boogyman of the fae, a creature that doesn't take names like the fae do, but instead eats them. Gotta read a bunch of Fae literature to catch up on it though, ITs a good concept but idk if I have the experience to execute it yet.
SCP-XXXX is either a neutralized or still existing phenomena and GoI. Every year, black envelopes are sent out to select skilled invidivudals across the world. Inside are letters exulting their skill at their specific specialty, and an invitation to a very exclusive event. The event promises a gathering of like minded individuals, hosted by wealthy benefactors. At this event one could achieve renown, acclaim, riches and fame! These talented folks are giddy with the opportunity, after all, their skills are finally being given the recognition they so well deserve. They are escorted to New York, private planes, cars, all the glamour in the world! They finally make it to the event, and it seems to be all as they dream. Look, its that up and coming singer from South Korea! The sculpter who went viral for their art! That web-fiction writer (nudge nudge)! Then, just as the curtain falls for the start of the event… nothing. They wake up (outside NY? at home?) and can't remember anything of the previous night. They return to their work but… it doesn't click anymore. the words won't flow, the chisel won't chip, the voice is can't hold pitch. Turns out they were targets of a cult based around the SCP in question, a talenvorous entity.
I cut out the application of reality benders because reality benders can be normal humans then become reality benders which means under my current writing they would pass the test. However if I change this article to use esoteric anomalous methods of detection, such as the spooky wooky test questions below, then I could add in reality benders and I'd really like that because it works better with my senior researcher subplot.
I'm Dropping all of the spooky wooky test questions in here because I'm not sure if I should go with questions that make logical sense in determining reality or go esoteric and try to unnerve people.
163. You are walking down a forest path when you happen upon a house. You enter, and a creature greets you, a combination of Human and ██████. The creature asks for your name. How do you respond?
A. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
B. "I'm afraid I can not answer that"
C. "I never existed, for that is not my purpose"
D. I am the creature, therefore my response shall always be sufficient
E. All of the above428. You walk into a room and are given sheets of paper defined by the SCP Foundation as the SCRANTON REALITY TEST. You answer up to question 428. What is written there?
A. 428. You walk into a room and are given sheets of paper defined by the SCP Foundation as the SCRANTON REALITY TEST. You answer up to question 428. What is written there?
A. 428. You walk into a room and are given sheets of paper defined by the SCP Foundation as the SCRANTON REALITY TEST. You answer up to question 428. What is written there?
A. 428. You walk into a room and are given sheets of paper defined by the SCP Foundation as the SCRANTON REALITY TEST. You answer up to question 428. What is written there?A. 428. You walk into a room and are given sheets of paper defined by the SCP Foundation as the SCRANTON REALITY TEST. You answer up to question 428. What is written there?
A. 428. You walk into a room and are given sheets of paper defined by the SCP Foundation as the SCRANTON REALITY TEST. You answer up to question 428. What is All of the Above?
606. Who is the master?
A. I am the wielder of my own destiny
B. The SCP Foundation
C. I/I
D. I Cannot Speak of Them
E. All of the AboveAll of the Above?
A. All of the above
B. All of the above
C. All of the above
D. All of the above
All of the above
While the basins appear to be of human construction, the stone from the basins is identical in composition to the cave, and the architectural design can not be traced to any historical records. The basins are denoted from each other with colored stripes.
SCP-XXXX
"Scantron Reality Test"
Classification: Safe/Thaumiel
Containment Procedures: When not in use, stored in a standard anomolous item container. May be requested by researchers and ETFs with level 3 clearance.
Description:
Standard multiple choice Test that verifies whether or not an entity is a reality bender/extradimensional beings with questions about what constitute "baseline reality" combined with a memetic property that infers upon test takers a great urge to properly complete the test.
trapping anomalous with test is too strong, perhaps simply delays them long enough for other forces to contain it? Either SCP causes confusion in those who can't solve it, or another device flags when wrong answers are given.
Background: potentially made by a GoI, then re-purposed by foundation for security. Or a collabrative effort between a GoI and the foundation. Or maybe just found and re-purposed?
List of example test questions, how does one define a baseline reality? ("universal laws of gravitation, physical forces, and basic chemistry, biology, sociology, and philosophy. Presently, discoveries and technological development are not considered anomalous as long as they are built on a framework of knowledge previously designated consensus reality using the scientific method."). So science questions such as movement of electrons and weight of hydrogen atoms, but quickly spurs into obscure voight-kampf style questions, which, combined with memetic effects, determine three factors.
Show personnel adding and removing questions to help perfect the test ("question only applies to earth based life, extraterrestrial beings flag this as wrong. Remember that XXXX is meant to find extradimensional entities, not simply the anomalous".)
Set of request logs by various foundation staff, format of: Personnel Requesting use, "Test" subject, Pass/Fail %, Notes. (Figure out how to do this formatting).
Request log examples: ETF containing a tricky intelligent reality bender, Researchers using on civillians and then amnesticizing, small plot of foundation using the SCP to big brother its own staff to find a leak. Probably cross link to some 3000 or 4000 series reality benders.
I wanna fit in a story where the Head researcher who was assigned to this SCP was actually an extra-dimensional being themselves, and used abilities taken from that status to create the SRT procedure. Foundation eventually finds out and terminates the reasearcher. Not sure if Reasearcher should be benevolent and terminated showing the xenophobia of the foundation, or malevolent and tricksy make for a foundation good guys scenario.
Ok so the setup is that site-81 staff members are disappearing, and people can't figure out why. The person doing it is the creator of the SRT, Researcher Perone, who actually is an extremely powerful reality bender, who actually used their powers to create the test in the first place (and in being the creator, has voting power over the test). Story ends with our protagonist Albert and ressearcher Perone being the only two people left at Site-81.
fantastically wonderfulWonderful adjective
A thing of delight, such as Wikidot.
| Test # | Test Description | Results | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 001 | D-2818, a college graduate, was refreshed on basic modern high school curriculum concepts, given a #2 pencil and requested to fill out the test | D-12868 successfully filled out the test after 130 minutes, with a displayed score of 87%. | Standard Procedure of SCP-XXXX, test repeated 4 times, with the exact same results, to insure no spurious effects |
| 008 | D-2818 was given an ink pen and requested to fill out questions in the same manner as previous tests. | D-2818 successfully filled out the test after 70 minutes. The test remained inert after completion. D-2818 continued to recheck answers for validity for three days before expiring of dehydration. | This test demonstrates the speciousness of XXXX, as well as some of its extended anomalous effects |
| 009 | D-7808, a high school drop out was given a number #2 pencil and was instructed to fill out the test from his knowledge of the standard high school curriculum | Subject successfully filled out the test after 200 minutes, with a displayed score of 20%. | Test was conducted to set a baseline score for D-7808. |
| 018 | D-7808 was given a #2 pencil and instructed to answer the questions by picking answers that seem the most likely to be correct, even if he did not understand the material. | Subject was observed to have filled out the exact same answers as when they had previously taken the test, resulting in the previous score of 20%. Upon questioning, subject stated that they "couldn't think of any better answers". | D-7808s action appear to indicate that it is not possible to lie while under the effects of SCP-XXXX |
| 020 | D-7808 was given a #2 pencil and was given documentation allowing him to memorize the correct letter answers of all 150 questions on the test beforehand. | Subject successfully completed the test after 40 minutes, with a displayed score of 100% | Results appear contrary to previous test to indicate that subjects can lie while under the effects of SCP-XXXX, instead, subjects cannot conceptualize new falsitudes while under the effects of SCP-XXXX. |
Also Gona Nab This Hippo Skippo Formatting for inspiration cause I need to figure this shit out
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FORUM VK-8
INPUT:
OUTPUT:
PROPOSAL:
COUNCIL VOTE SUMMARY:
| YEA | NAY | ABSTAIN |
|---|---|---|
| O5-04 | O5-02 | O5-01 |
| O5-05 | O5-03 | |
| O5-06 | O5-13 | |
| O5-07 | ||
| O5-08 | ||
| O5-09 | ||
| O5-10 | ||
| O5-11 | ||
| O5-12 |
| STATUS |
|---|
| DENIED |
NOTES:
No changes noted.
VK-7
PROCEDURE XXXX-SRT REQUEST FORUM
PERSONNEL REQUESTING:
SUBJECT:
STATEMENT OF REASON:
| STATUS |
|---|
| APPROVED |
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POST TEST DOCUMENTATION
RESULTS:
- PHYSICS:
- BASELINE LOGIC:
- MORAL FUNCTION:
- TOTAL:
NOTES:
No changes noted.
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Format Screws
The most popular format screw on the wiki, and a great jumping off point. All images.
If you're wondering why the majority of format screw SCPs in this list are from series four, this is your answer. SCP-3999 showed the wiki just how far you can get from a standard SCP purely for the purpose of high-quality writing. Chock full of dream logic and word salad. Rather controversial.
MURPHY LAW! Stylistically, SCPs are supposed to be analytical and scientific. Lets see what happens when that gets subverted.
"The first person who figures out how to effectively incorporate video into an article, in a way that not only makes sense but is reproducible, is going to walk away from the wiki with like, a thousand million up votes. Mark my words." -DjKaktus. 3972 doesn't have quite as many upvotes as that, but is still an effective utilization of the video format.
Remember those choose your own adventure books that you read as a kid? This is one of those. Try going through multiple times.
Tied winner of the 2016 D-Class contest. For an extra treat after reading, copy and paste the text into a separate document.
This one throws you off balance right from the start, so I won't spoil much.
There are a lot of SCPs that change over multiple iterations, yet this one stands out due to the effectiveness of its execution.
Similar to 3211, this SCP demands a certain level of commitment from the reader. All you have to do is not stop reading it.
Pataphysics is the general concept that the characters created within a fictional narrative act as real consciousnesses that are aware of the narrative that they are placed within and an authors writing effects them just as it would effect a real consciousness. Be sure to leave a comment.
More Than Meets the Eye
The holy grail of "figure it out" SCPs, A basic knowledge of foundation Pataphysics is recommended before reading.
WIP SCPS (Not For Review)
- An Invitation. A.K.A. Your Lifes Work A.K.A. Talent for the Talent God
- Spookyboy lake (Needs Purpose)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: As of 8/13/18, the location of XXXX-A is unknown, and cannot be currently contained. Instead, personnel are to be planted within artistic communities to survey and report any possible receivers of XXXX-B instances. Non-foundation personnel who have been reported as receiving XXXX-B instances are to be interrogated by foundation personnel, removed of their XXXX-B instance, and amnestecized. Any foundation personnel with an Mastery Level (ML) above 70 in an artistic subject are to be automatically inducted into foundation program XXXX-LUGH. All instances of XXXX-B discovered by foundation personnel should be immediately reported and turned in.
Description: SCP-XXXX describes a widespread talent accumulation phenomena that occurs every 12 months, and is split into two discrete parts. XXXX-A, which is currently theorized to reside in New York City, Multiple instances of XXXX-B, and XXXX-B counterparts, XXXX-W. XXXX-B is the designation of multiple anomalous (B)lack letters that appear globally in mailboxes (or other regular methods of receiving print mail) of individuals every other year. The professions of individuals who receive XXXX-B instances have been recorded to include actors, writers, sculptors, musicians, filmmakers, and painters. Receivers of XXXX-B instances often demonstrate considerable skill in their specific profession, but posses relatively little material wealth or public acclaim.
XXXX-B instances uniformly consist of plain black envelopes with a black card located inside. Inscribed onto the front of the envelope in golden script is the name and current address4 of the individual who received the XXXX-B instance. On the outside of the card in a similar golden script is the sentence "An Invitation". Further golden script is written on the interior of the card.
Dear Researcher Young,
We have taken notice of your talented craftsmanship, and wish to humbly extend an invitation to our 52nd annual gathering. We are a group of like minded artists who seek to establish up and coming individuals such as yourself within higher society. We believe that the greatest art comes from truly great people, and you have proven yourself time and time again in your works. OF particular note was the postmodern depiction of your wife, Toshimura. If you wish to join us, bring this card to the local airport, a pilot will be there to escort you to a private plane.
Join us in the spotlight, achieve something truly great.
The Makers
(Researcher Young is well known by his co-workers for his captivating sculptures. Upon questioning, he admitted to having crafted a sculpture of his wife, yet had never displayed it to the public. Young's position as a researcher within the foundation is not public information.)
The text enclosed differs between recipients, yet always follows the same overall format. The letter opens with a recognition of the individuals talent in their specific artistic skill, a short description of GoI-471's "manifesto", a specific reference to one of the individuals works, and an initial location to arrive at for transport to a specific transportation hub.5 Persons traveling to the location specified within the XXXX-B instance while being in possession of the instance, will be universally greeted by a woman of Northern European descent (defined as XXXX-W). XXXX-W will request their copy of XXXX-B. XXXX-W possess some unknown form of identity verification, as attempts by foundation personnel to use XXXX-B instances addressed to other recipients have been rebuffed with the response "Sorry, but you aren't on the list, dear". Efforts to detain XXXX-W have proven successful, however upon successful detention, XXXX-W falls into a comatose state and is unable to respond to interrogative methods. New XXXX-W instances continue to appear after detainment of up to 56 XXXX-W instances, with further testing needed.
As of 8/22/██, the SCP Foundation has instated the XXXX-LUGH program with the intent to further knowledge of SCP-XXXX and seek potential methods of containment. Personnel inducted into XXXX-LUGH are to be trained in a variety of fine arts, including writing, sculpting, acting, painting, filmmaking, and music production. Personnel who are a part of XXXX-LUGH should attempt to master up to three of these skills in an attempt to be the recipient of an XXXX-B instance. Upon receiving an XXXX-B instance, XXXX-LUGH will travel to the location specified in XXXX-B and present their instance to XXXX-W, and proceed afterward under foundation instructions.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Interior Cavern of SCP-XXXX.
This document was found by personnel off the coast of Maine. No documentation of SCP-XXXX exists within foundation databases; further investigation is awaiting approval denied by O-5 Command.
Item #: XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Containment Procedures: The entrance to SCP-XXXX is to be blocked off, and all entry and exit from SCP-XXXX is forbidden.
One individual is to be positioned within SCP-XXXX at all times.
Contacting this individual is prohibited by O-5 command.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a cave located on the shore of the Acadia National Park. the cave consists of a passageway descending into a large stone cavern. The floor is mostly flat, with the exception of four stone basins. These basins are carved from the surrounding rock of the caved, and are each marked with colored stripes of red, gold, blue, and black. On the ceiling of this cavern exists a lake. The height of the lake surpasses the depth of the cavern. It is not possible for any human being to enter the surface of the lake.
Four streams of liquid fall from the roof of the cavern into the four stone basins carved of the surrounding rock. These pillars of water are the only ways that liquid may exit the lake.
The individual located within the cavern drinks from the basins.6 The individual (hereafter referred to as XXXX-0) XXXX-0 will drink until they are no longer capable of doing so. XXXX-0 beings by consuming from the red basin. They drink until they are no longer breathing. Then, XXXX-0 drinks from the blue basin. They drink until they can no longer believe. Finally, XXXX-0 drinks from the gold basin. They drink until they no longer posses a mouth. Finally, XXXX-0 goes to the black basin. Using their remaining bones, they drink from the basin. Drinking restores them.7 After this, XXXX-0 will repeat the process with its newfound appendages.
This process repeats itself every 48 hrs.
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At some point, XXXX-0 will no longer be of the consistency to continue consumption of the lake-liquid. When this point is reached, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ will descend from the surface of the lake. Then, XXXX-0 will be given to the lake by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀'s will. Upon this happening, the flow of water is doubled, and O-5 command is to place another individual within SCP-XXXX.
