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Item #: SCP-5631-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5631-J is to be thrown into the farthest reaches of outer space to prevent it from destroying humanity stored in a 10 x 10 m soundproof steel room with an electrical outlet in Site-███, Monbetsu, Japan. A camera is to monitor SCP-5631-J and a robot with a wire for power is to press SCP-5631-J's power button automatically. In the event the robot stops working, 2 Class-D personnel are to take shifts pressing SCP-5631-J's power button until the robot is repaired.
Description: SCP-5631-J is a cylindrical TV speaker with no volume dial, no plug-in ports, no brand name, and no place to charge or put in batteries. It only has a power button on the back. When RTGame uploads a video, SCP-5631-J will play John Denver - Country Roads and gradually get 11 dB louder every 5 seconds the power button is not pressed until it is loud enough to break apart Earth. "The destruction from the booming noise seems to have no effect on SCP-5631-J." -Dr. ████
Addendum: We should bring that thing out of the cell, I really wanna listen to Country Roads again and the site's internet connection is still down. -Dr. ████.
by researcher sai
literally my first scp and it's a bad joke
SCP-5631-J
