Audio Log I-XXXX-1: Introduction to the Facility
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: 6 hours after containment and transportation to Site 06-3, a small interview was permitted in order to inform SCP-XXXX what is happening and what it all means. SCP-XXXX is being interviewed while bound by handcuffs for facility personel safety.
<Begin Log, (Recorded on [06/19/██] )>
Interviewer: Hello SCP-XXXX, How are you feeling? I know this is all a rush and big change for you yet things will be easier to understand everything.
Person: [ /Audible Discomfort/ ] Wh- SCP-XXXX? No, You must be mistaken, my name is Mr. Cromwell. This must all be a mixup.
Dr.█████: I'm afraid not, you were contained by our mobile task force due to your anomolous abilities. You have been given an object number which will be used as identification for you. Now you may be wondering what this place is, why your here, and who I am- or rather who we are. I have been given permission to answer these for you. would that be okay?
SCP-XXXX: This… This can't be real, this is just a joke right? A dream even? Right?
Dr. █████: You and I are both awake so no, this isn't a dream. I've never been the fondest of practical jokes so this is all real.
SCP-XXXX: [ /Sighs/ ] This is just… this is a lot to take in for waking up in my nice apartment in ███████████ then next thing I know, I'm surrounded by armed soldiers and now… in handcuffs in a place I have no clue is, it-… I feel sick…
<SCP-XXXX hunches over and begins to vomit, Dr. █████ moves his chair back slightly>
Dr. █████: You seem in distress, let me explain whats going on.
SCP-XXXX: Please do.
Dr. █████: Well, I'm Dr. █████ and I work for the SCP Foundation. We are a foundation that studies objects and specimens with annomolous properties to protect the world from threats and do testing to better understand them. You have been taken in due to your anomaly, and you will be held here against your will due to your possible threat to humanity.
SCP-XXXX: Excuse me, yet you say I am a possible threat?
Dr. █████: We can't afford to take any chances.
SCP-XXXX: I'm afraid to tell you sir yet I'm the farthest thing from a threat, I'm an ordinary civilian like any of you. I…
Dr. █████: As grim as it sounds, you're not the only one here. You arent in a prison or a concentration camp, you won't be hurt if you follow orders. As grim as we are, we arent cruel, we are just cold.
(Continue soon)
<End Log, [optional time info]>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Audio Log I-XXXX-2: Some Questions
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Foreword: After tests T-XXXX.1 to T-XXXX.2 were complete, an interview was requested. Dr. █████ was permitted to speak with SCP-XXXX on 11/02/██.
<Begin Log>
Dr. █████: Hello SCP-XXXX, thank you for willingly accepting the interview. We have a few questions for you that we need to ask, just so we can better understand you.
Person: Very well then, so what would you like to know?
Dr. █████: Alright, well the first question we have for you… [ flipping through clipboard papers ] Ah, So how long have you had these anomalous abilities?
SCP-XXXX: For as long as I can remember, I can't say it's ever been different, I've always had this head and this relation with the birds.
Dr. █████: Even when you were a child?
SCP-XXXX: Can't say, I don't believe I've ever had a mother or father, and by the looks of this facility, you all seem government run so you must have connections and funding to look up my relations. Yet I remember nothing, I just seemed to be here one day.
Dr. █████: I see… Next question shall we? [ No Response from SCP-XXXX ] So SCP-XXXX, how do your abilities work?
SCP-XXXX: I would like to believe it's all telepathic, yet that wouldn't explain my hands. Write what you want to believe, your guess is as good as mine on this one.
Dr. █████: What about SCP-XXXX-2? Can you explain those?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, the crows that just appear? I don't know why they appear yet when they do… [ chuckles lightly ] Think of the worst migraine in the world doc, now triple that to the point where you're on the point of passing out. Next thing you know, poof, there's a bloody crow in the room. I tend to either collapse or pass out when this happens, hurts like a son of a bitch.
Dr. █████: You know we have to terminate these instances of SCP-XXXX-2 to avoid possible breaches.
SCP-XXXX: I find it foolish to kill something that has no ill will or malicious intent… yet as you wish.
Dr. █████: We know you can take control of the crows SCP-XXXX, it's too much of a hazard to have you breaking out.
SCP-XXXX: Smart, yet answer me this doctor. What do I gain if I escape the facility? They'll just send another task force to pick me up and my class would be changed. I'm classified as Euclid yet you all allow me in the Safe Humanoid cafeteria, and you know why? Because I'm not a threat.
Dr. █████: … We leave that for the O5 Council to decide. Anyways, next question, do you have any animalistic qualities of a bird? Do you have a desire for like a nest or like scavenge for food?
SCP-XXXX: Hell no! I'm more human than all of you! I enjoy a normal bed, I enjoy buying a normal meal and eating it, I enjoy doing human things. I don't squawk or caw, I have my hobbies, I wear normal clothes and do my damn thing like all of you do on the daily. Are you blind or what?
Dr. █████: SCP-XXXX we understand that and all yet you can understand where we are coming from. You're saying these statements in a containment facility for anomalous entities.
SCP-XXXX: I suppose so, yet you know I am rather reasonable with my answers.
Dr. █████: Why did you show disgust during Test T-XXXX.2? Was it just the fact you were dealing with a dead bird?
SCP-XXXX: Well a bloody bird carcass isn't the most pleasant sight, yet the fact that you are likely the one who had it killed is more of the disgusting part. It's not the best impression to put on yourself.
Dr. █████: How did you know it was the same bird though? We have many corpses around the facility.
SCP-XXXX: It might be a gut feeling yet I don't forget the birds I've interacted with I'm pretty sure of that.
Dr. █████: I see, I'd have to say that it's true due to the fact it was the same bird. I believe that's all the time we have for today yet another interview would be nice if that's okay.
<End Log>
Note from Dr. █████: Well, that got us some info about SCP-XXXX, It seems to have a very human like side to it, further interviews would be great. Sincerely, Dr. █████
Audio Log T-XXXX.2: Dead Bird Test
Test Subject: SCP-XXXX
Researcher: Dr. █████
Foreword: Cell Mic Audio taken during Test T-XXXX.2
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX: [ Audible Footsteps ] So what is this te- [Sighs] Oh dear God, I'm going to be sick. You killed that pigeon from the last test?!
Dr. █████: It was necessary to avoid any loopholes or incidents. Please approach the pedestal with the subject on it.
SCP-XXXX: [Sighs] You mean the dead bird?
Dr. █████: [Silence] … Yes.
SCP-XXXX: You all are some sick [EXPLETIVE REDACTED], yet alright… watch me do my thing.
<End Log, No words from SCP-XXXX were spoken after this point.>
Closing Statement: Well, it seems that SCP-XXXX does show signs of moral values. It isn't a lawless beast after all.
Audio Log T-XXXX.3: SCP-1507 Test #1
Test Subject: SCP-XXXX and SCP-1507
Researcher: Dr. █████
Foreword: Audio from communication device attached to SCP-XXXX during Test T-XXXX.3
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX: You're telling me there are hostile plastic flamingos in here? Are they going to kill me?
Dr. █████: That's what we are testing SCP-XXXX, If they become hostile, guards will be sent in to extract you.
[Moments of silence over the Mic as SCP-XXXX walks around the cell]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Audio Log T-XXXX.4: Plastic Owl Test
Test Subject: SCP-XXXX
Researcher: Dr. █████
Foreword: Testing Cell Audio Recorded during Test T-XXXX.4
<Begin Log>
SCP-XXXX: [ Standing in front of Pillar ] A plastic owl… something used to keep birds off crops and property… you want me to do something with this?
Dr. █████: We would like to see what your anomalous abilities can do to all types of birds, why do you think we tested you with SCP-1507?
SCP-XXXX: [ Sighs ] I can't control things that were never alive in the first place, there are limits to this you know.
Dr. █████: Just do as you're asked, at least try.
SCP-XXXX: [ Silence ]
Dr. █████: SCP-XXXX comply with the test and proceed o- [ cut off by SCP-XXXX ]
SCP-XXXX: [ Yelling ] FOR [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] SAKE! ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS?! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THIS, ARE YOU [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] BRAIN DEAD OR DEAF DR. █████?!
Dr. █████: [ Getting Agitated ] SCP-XXXX continue with the tests.
SCP-XXXX: YOU TREAT MY ABILITY LIKE SOME SORT OF [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] PARTY TRICK, I'VE HAD IT. [ SCP-XXXX Throws the plastic owl onto the ground, cracking it. ]
Dr. █████: … [ Silence ] This is going nowhere, please exit the cell SCP-XXXX.
<End Log>
Notes from Dr. █████: Wow, SCP-XXXX actually lashed out for once. Researcher said that it spawned an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 after this. Perhaps having to do something with its raised temper. I've been requested by other researchers to postpone any other tests on SCP-XXXX until (█/██/██). Sincerely, Dr. █████.