Saitama HD

Item #:Scp-42069
object class:safe

Special Containment Procedures:Scp-42069 is to be keped in a small room with only a tabel, pc, and any games for the console only if single player and is to be fed bi-weekly a pound of chips and a gallon of soda Access to any other game console for play time with a class-d of scp-42069's coice of regular "fellow gamers" as scp-42069 puts it shall be limited to bi-monthly

Description:Scp-42069 appears human but x-rays performed show the bean bag it lays on is actually its own stumick reinforced by its spine and a exoskeleton that appears to be unbreakable

Scp-42069 is now alowed hevely monotered access to the internet sites allowed to brouse include youtube, reddit, and 4 chan
Scp-42069 was given a very soft blanket and has made scp-42069-1 the blanket lays on the floor until scp-42069 has fallen asleep in that case scp-42069-1 will wrap itself around scp-42069's body and comforts scp-42069 apon removal from scp-42069 while the still sleep will cause scp-42069-1 to immediately strangling its victims scp-42069 seems to have no control over scp-42069-1

The following log is of a interview Dr.██████ had a with scp-42069

<begin log>
Dr.██████ "begin interview log #1"

Scp-42069 "hey my dude wanna chill your new"

Dr.██████ "umm ok i just want to ask a few questions about you"

Scp-42069"ok like what gamer"

Dr.██████ "so how do you know English?"

Scp-42069"whos English?"

Dr.██████ "its not a who its a what its what were speeking right now"

Scp-42069"oh i d k dude"

Dr.██████ "ok next question do you have control over scp-42069-1?"

Scp-42069"sc what?"

Dr.██████ "the blanket"

Scp-42069"oh well yes but actually no"

Dr.██████ "ok last question for today have you made friends with any of the d-class or over the internet we gave you?"

Scp-42069"nah but i like dis dude ████████████ pretty chill"

Dr.██████ "is this ████████████ a creator of a user like you?"

Scp-42069"i think both"

Dr.██████ "thank you"

Scp-42069 "no prob man"

<end log>
Nothing shows that scp-42069 is hostile we are to continue testing by █/██/██ at the the latest and
All of Dr. ██████ research on scp-42069 shall be continued as usual