SCP Draft: "weedy weeds by dado"
rating: 0+x

Item: SCP-9999-D

Object Class: Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: Thirty crates of SCP-9999-D are to be stored at Site-81. Testing with SCP-9999-D on human subjects is to be approved by the Ethics Committee. — —Testing is suspended indefinitely due to severe collateral damage caused. Testing can no longer continue due to Incident-9999-C resulting in the neutralization of all SCP-9999-D instances.

Description: SCP-9999-D is a substance similar in appearance to marijuana. When this substance is burning and directly inhaled, subjects will be completely immobilized, only being able to manoeuvre neck and face muscles. Subjects will steadily begin to become more plant-like. This process starts in the lungs and progresses to the outside. When subjects reach a stage of becoming fully vegetative they will begin to take up as much space as possible.

Addendum-9999-A:

SCP-9999-D was discovered by Foundation personnel when news of a building being burnt down with anomalously high amounts of plant residue left over. After an investigation was issued, a second building1 was discovered within a mile of it containing 30 crates of SCP-9999-D. The two were found to be a front for a GoI referred to as "The Cartel". Further investigation into this GoI will continue.

Addendum-9999-B:

A conversation between PoI dado and an unknown individual presumably part of "The Cartel" was found and copied in the investigation.

Date: 07/06/2018
From: moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim#moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey

Hello dado, we at The Cartel have heard many tales about your incredible skill in anomalopharmacology. We recognise that you will be a very valuable asset to the Cartel if you join. But, you must produce for us once first. We want you to send us anomalous marijuana, make sure it's gets you real high. We'll give you a share of all money made from it

Date: 08/06/2018
From: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey
To: moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim#moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim
dado have no interest in cartel. dado work on own. dado will produce. expect tomorrow.

Date: 08/06/2018
From: moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim#moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey
I thought you would say that. But let's strike a deal. You produce for The Cartel regularly and you will get paid handsomely. I expect the delivery within a week.

Date: 09/06/2018
From: moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim#moc.liamg|letrac33aleugim
To: moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey#moc.liamtoh|odadmaisey
What the hell was that? You destroyed one of our fronts! We had to end up burning the entire thing down on top of that. That thing looked like a Lovecraftian abomination after an hour. You will have 1 week to hide