Item #: SCP-XXXX
Objct Class:
G S O L V T H P U Z Z L W
F C A Q N L Y C X X D Z R
B W I F A W S P Z H M Z T
H K M J B O O H Q L Z U V
O F T D U G D G T A H M G
Y W X R W T H A U M I L O
M D N D I O C F N I M Z D
Z J U X A N R N S H V T L
O M T L P B A H V G F J L
V O B Z S L P N J W V I X
X M A W Y I H C A Z T N B
J K S H T O D S G L C X H
J M P W N V X F Y F B D H
Clues:
- The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
- "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
- An Inside Joke
- Beginning of Wisdom
- The Bones Of What You Believe
- The Spiral Path
- The World At Large
- The Keepers
- God's Blind Spot
- The Last Last Question
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside SCP-XXXX-1, which is to be kept in a standard locker at Site-19. Personnel that wish to conduct tests involving SCP-XXXX are to obtain Level 3 or higher authorization. While testing, personnel are to ensure that no humans come into contact with SCP-XXXX
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2.75" x 2.75" x 2.75" wooden puzzle cube that appears to have 7 separate pieces. SCP-XXXX-1 is a wooden box that SCP-XXXX was originally found in and seems to be immune to SCP-XXXX's effects. Both objects appear to have some mild weathering. Carbon date testing has been inconclusive.
When objects come in contact with SCP-XXXX, they will instantly turn into various different kinds of puzzles. Most physical objects will become mechanical puzzles of some sort, while documents that are exposed to SCP-XXXX will tend to become various word puzzles such as crosswords and riddles. When humans come into contact with SCP-XXXX, [DATA EXPUNGED]
When the puzzles are solved the object will return to its original state before it came in contact with SCP-XXXX. There seems to be no pattern in how the difficulty of the puzzle is decided.
All written descriptions of SCP-XXXX will turn into a puzzle much like a puzzlehunt, and in order to gain access to the original description one must solve the puzzlehunt.
Addendum: 6/22/██ Dr. ██████ Test Log
Testing Log SCP-XXXX
Object: A standard sheet of printing paper, 8.5'' x 11''
Result: A 100 piece jigsaw.
Status: Solved by Dr. ██████.
Notes: Not particularly difficult, but puzzles that are only one color are always annoying.
Object: A metal sphere 6'' in diameter
Result: An object similar to a Perplexus, with a small ball on tracks that are arranged in such a way that makes it difficult for the ball to go across them. These tracks fill up the majority of spherical space, and have numbers on them indicating where the ball should go next.
Status: Solved by Researcher ████████████
Notes: Considered getting to the end of the tracks as solving the puzzle, and any attempts at cheating such as putting the ball on a later track would teleport the ball to the start instantly.
Object: A 50 foot coil of manila hemp rope
Result: A massive knot
Status: Currently unsolved
Notes: The assumption is that the solution is to untie the knot, but not a lot of progress has been made. An attempt was made to cut through the knot, but it appears to be impervious to damage.
Object: A granite slab, 6'' x 6'' x 1''
Result:
Status:
Notes:
Object: Subject D-84392, male Caucasian, 27 years old, 106kg, 185cm tall.
Result: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Status: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Addendum:
Journal entry written by Dr. ██████, head researcher of SCP-XXXX, on 6/25/██
Director Karyle Aktus once brought up to me the idea of attempting to truly understand the anomalous. Why do they exist? What exactly are they? He said that it is the Foundations duty to try to unravel the mysteries of what we contain, and that in doing so we would be better serving humanity.
At the time, I thought he was crazy. Why should we try to understand anomalies? Trying to understand why 682 hates everything or why 3000 does… whatever the hell it does seemed preposterous to me. The purpose of the Foundation is to put all of our efforts into containing the anomalous in order to better protect humanity. Once proper containment procedures are developed, we tend not to worry about them past that. Sure, sometimes we study them further, but most of that studying is to make better containment procedures and nothing else past that.
Earlier today I was fooling around with one of the puzzles that SCP-XXXX made of the metal balls when I realized the similarity. Solving the puzzles felt much like developing containment procedures. At the beginning, mostly guesswork as you attempt to narrow down possibilities of how it works, then once you've eliminated several possibilities, finding out the one path that actually works. And this realization got me wondering.
man in aeroplane over bermuda triangle area trying to find a place to scatter ashes.
husband of SCP researcher who found 2718, amenistcized to circle around forever to avoid death.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-049 is contained within a Standard Secure Humanoid Containment Cell in Research Sector-77 at Site-19. The cell must have a wooden cross on one of the walls
SCP-049 must be sedated before any attempts to transport it. During transport, SCP-049 must be secured within a Class III Humanoid Restriction Harness (including a locking collar and extension restraints) and monitored by no fewer than two armed guards.
Description: 049 but it's a religious freak
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
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