Samuelson's logs

These audio logs were found on Dr. Samuelson's body when he suddenly showed up at the facility. These logs are available to the whole facility in order to show what happens when you attempt to perform experiments on an SCP on your own. Nothing is redacted as to hear to full story from the right point of view. These logs were corrupted when found and will take time to translate.

The food
"During lunch I must've eaten something bad, because when I arrived "home" I started having diarrhoea for about 2 hours. Eh, at least the pizza's good."

Day 1
"day one and i fucking hate this place. Is it just normal for scientists to throw D-class into some plague doctor's chamber to watch him get mutilated and reanimated?" a long sigh can be heard from Samuelson "But, it pays good, and I have student loans to pay off…"

My cat
"A bit personal, my cat, Tandy, cute little thing, has been a bit more active and a lot more close to me. I suspect she's in heat, weird." a small laugh is heard "Good thing she's neutered, otherwise strays might take their advantage."

Home
"I'm back at home, and I can't…. I can't think straight. All I've been thinking about is the face of that D-class… I can't do this, man. My mom thinks I work as a biologist at some research company. Wonder how she'll react if she finds out." it seems Samuelson has thought of leaving the foundation, possibly to join the chaos insurgency

My SCP
"… My…. I recently discovered some… anomalous properties about my cat. At one point, I'll be depressed, then she'll come and cuddle me, then… I'll be happy… happier than ever. I'll be conducting experiments tomorrow, I… I might just be paranoid." this is when he discovered his cat was an SCP. The search and numbering of the SCP will be conducted.

…Results
"I don't know what happened. When I finished testing, I went to edit the logs at work, but… the facility was gone. Just… gone. Not just that, either. Apparently the company site is available to the fucking public. People call it fictional. I searched everywhere, but no facility. Either I'm dreaming, or my cat just warped me to some weird dimension… and my cat also releases high, unreal amounts of "happiness chemicals"… look it up, I'm too lazy to remember all of them" While Samuelson was transported to a whole new earth, he may have also obtained memory loss, as he forgot the names for Endorphins, Oxytocin, Dopamine, and Serotonin.

Search
"My cat no longer possesses any anomalous properties, which confirms it… I just switched to an alternate me. Great… fucking perfect. I'll search for a way out of this mess… chances are, the me I'm possessing also got transported to my body." this new earth may be just like ours but without the Anomalies.

Home
"home's a bit different, some tech is either gone or downgraded. I also searched through this "wiki" all of the SCP's are here, but some details are fucked, and the images look nothing like the actual thing." The company is fictional in this world, which would explain the images being different.

Me
"This is weird. All staff like Miller, Bright, all of them are here, but I'm not, probably because I'm new… just have to wait for some soul to… "make me up"" All staff exist in this world, either as fictional characters, or as no lifes who put themselves into stories.

Tomorrow
"Tomorrow I probably won't update. I'll be trying to find a way back to the real…. MY world." 2 days passed before he recorded another update.

096
"I came up with an insane plan. If anomalies don't exist in this world, then I should be able to look at 096's face, wait a few days, and either confirm my theory… or…." the audio recording is cut off after a pause, Samuelson needs time to think.

More results
"It's been a day and nothing so far, so either I looked at it wrong, or this absolutely proves it, I'm searching for a way out at this moment, if I can figure out inter-dimensional travel, I may be able to not only help myself, but that one weird D-class that warps randomly." Seeing that 096 has been sane during the time Samuelson was away, it is confirmed that SCP's effects do not apply inter-dimensionally.

A start
"I've found a lead on how to-" a loud bang can be heard from the distance "…I…. I've found out a lead on how to travel back to my timeline, or universe, or whatever, they're the same thing." …they're not "If I can-" static is heard, and is unable to be processed. Perhaps something is stopping him from giving away how to travel between worlds. "…I may have a way out of this mess!" this was dated a month before his… 'arrival' at the facility.

Theory
"I may have a theory on my cat, ya see, any other time I'd just get happy, and that'd be that, but when I experimented on her, I got warped. I think that, when cuddled, she makes people happy, but if threatened, she transports you…" a short pause is taken "Man, I hope I-" the recording is cut off by a loud bang, then is ended abruptly.

Unnamed
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" more loud banging is heard, this one is recorded directly after the previous. A loud groan is heard, seemingly from a structure being pulled or broken "SHIT" a series of sounds, followed by the sound of running on concrete is heard, before the noise slowly quiets into rumbles, heavy breathing is heard from Samuelson "Son of a bitch-" screaming is heard, then a metal clank, then the recording is cut off.

?
this recording was unable to be translated, however is assumed to be between the previous and next recording.

Volcano
"Alright, it's April 16th… two thousand…. shit, I don't know, time is different here, they're behind us a bit. A couple of days ago, a volcano erupted, NO WARNING… my house has no electricity on the TV, so…. I had no clue. My leg is injured, bad, I'm worried of infection" This injury cannot be found on his body, showing that injuries only affect a single universe. "That wasn't a normal volcano, man, there were fucking explosions! That shit doesn't happen with normal eruptions… then again I ain't a… volcanoist or whatever…. god damn, my memory is fogging, only a matter of time until I forget my own name…." the log ends.

Revelations

-.— - ..- .-. / —. - -.. … / .- .-. . / -. - - / ……-…-.-.- / - …. . / ..-. - ..- -. -.. .- - .. - -. / . .. .-.. .-.. / ..-. .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.- / … .- — ..- . .-.. … - -. / .. … / -.…- -.. .-.-.- / -.. - / -. —- - / -… . .-.. .. . …- . / - …. . — .-.-.-

Time
"It's been a while since I last recorded… about, 2 months? I haven't even been able to figure out what shape or even materials would work." Time works differently in this dimension, while it has been one month for us, it may have been years before Samuelson even saw his co-workers. "My leg is almost healed. No sign of infection, which is good. My house is completely destroyed, along with most of my leads. Luckily I recorded some of them onto tapes… here's one" static is played for about a minute before Samuelson is heard again "-ight be able to open a rift and hop through, this should lead to the-" more static is heard for approximately 30 seconds "-to my dimension." the log ends. It seems as though something is interfering with his tapes, trying to either destroy them or block knowledge of the multi-verse to reaching other areas of… well… just that.

Unnamed (2)
"so I tried to work out the uh…. damn, i dunno, the whatchamacallits of the multi-verse" Memory loss is taking hold of Samuelson and ….. …. … …. …. ….. / … .. …. ….. …. … …. …. / … … … …. …. …. / … . .. …. …. … …. …. . ….. … … / …. …. … …. / …. …. .. … . ….. … .. / …. ….. …. … . ….. …. .. / …. …. .. … . ….. ….. …. / ….. .. .. …. … . … . / . … … …. …. .. …. .. …. ….. … ….. …. …. / ….. …. … …. …. ….. / … .. . . . … . ….. / ….. …. … …. …. ….. / . .. . ….. … . .. …. . ….. ….. . . ….. / …. …. .. … . ….. .. …. …. .. / ….. .. .. …. . … . … . ….. . …. / … . .. …. . ….. …. … / . …. … …. / … … … …. …. …. / .. . . . … . …. …. . ….. …. .. may corrupt him to forget his task. "I also-" he is cut off by a ring, almost like a dog whistle, and he starts to talk to either an anomaly, or himself. "wh-who are you? who said that?" another ring, a bit quieter is heard "give up? HELL NO, It's my world!" yet another ring is heard "…yes… I… I do have student loans, here I don't… and I don't have to worry about the SCP's." another ring is heard "stay…. well… what's in it for me, and for you, even… THAT JOB PAID A LOT, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH" a ring is heard "love? what are you, a cupid? some sort of god?" a ring is heard "…that was supposed to be a joke… jeez" one last ring is heard "…fine, I-I'll consider it… no promises though" it seems there is an un-accounted for anomaly affecting the multi-verse, this may have been what interfered with Samuelson's logs but further research is needed before classification.

- …. . -.— / — - -.-. -.- / .- / —. - -.. .. / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. .. -. . / - …. . — / .- -. .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .- -. - — .- .-.. -.— .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. / -.-. .- -. / . .. …- . / -.… .. . … - / -.. . … .. .-. . … .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .- - .. -. / — . .. / - . .- .-. / -.. - . -. / - …. . / ..-. - ..- -. -.. .- - .. - -. .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / - …. . -.— / .- .-. . / .. .-.. .- -. .. -. . / . .. - …. / ..-. .. .-…-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / … - - -. .. / - …. . -.— .——. .-.. .-.. / —. . - / -… ..- .-. -. . -.. .-.-.-

error: unknown user detected

welcome: Samuelson

connecting: Audio systems

connected

???:that's bullshit he's out there, I KNOW HE IS
???: D-87-
???: call me Dani
???: right, Dani, I know that you and Samuelson are family, but he's been MIA for 2 weeks now, and no traces of him were found
Dani: Doctor Wilson-
Wilson: Enough, Dani, I'll talk with my colleagues about this.
the cell is locked behind Wilson
???: We're really not gonna tell her, huh?
Wilson: No, once she finds out she'll bug us even more, we'll update her slowly

User kicked

reverting to original Logs

Life
"So, it's been half a year since I arrived and life's goin great. I got a wife, and she's pregnant right now. It's a girl, we're thinking of names" heh, I know these are supposed to be professional, but the thought of Sammy getting love… that's one in a million. "I have the machine's schematics done, I just need a few resources." a voice is heard from a distant room "In a minute! heh, wife made spaghetti and garlic bread, ever put spaghetti on garlic bread before? tastes delicious and-" "Hun, it's getting cold" "I know, Iris, I'll be there in a minute, just need to finish this log" "I swear, you're obsessed with those logs… I'll leave the food here" a pause is taken before a door is closed "Heh, anyways, I should be done in maybe a year's time, maybe more… until then, I'll be busy"

Voice input required…
Input received
…this is wrong… they're keeping Danielle from her own father… it's been a long time since he's been let out of his cell… I hope he's alright…

error: data corrupted: log not found…
loading log: May 28th 2020
Sammy
"Sammy… oh Leonard Charles Samuelson… why… I gave you EVERYTHING… AND YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK TO… GO BACK" "Hun, please, I can't stay here, I-" "AND WHY NOT? YOU HAVE A WIFE. A CHILD. A WEALTHY JOB, YIUR NEW LIFE HERE IS PERFECT" "but I don't belong here… if I stay here, things will get fucked up… I know you know what happens when universes collide" "…I…" Iris is heard crying, Iris is presumed to be the anomaly who spoke to Samuelson, and is now married to him. "You can come with me… you don't belong to any universe, neither does Danielle, you can stay with me, we can still be a family…please, Iris…" a long pause is taken "…I….will go get Dani… start it up… and please, do not tell them I'm an anomaly." "I won't" another pause is taken before Iris speaks "Alright… I have her… let's uh… let's go…" the log ends

The arrival
Samuelson arrived at the facility along with his new family. We found a body near to where he arrived that looked exactly like him, and on both him and the body were these logs. Samuelson has been temporarily demoted to Janitor for a month, Iris was put into a chamber for her anomalous properties. To avoid cruelty to a fucking god, the cell is just like her house, Dani and Samuelson lives there, as well. As of now, Iris is considered Euclid and will not be sent to site 50, again, god. Tests will be conducted and Iris will likely be considered safe.

These logs were recorded under the property of the SCP foundation. After testing. Tandy was found to be a normal cat. Circumstances of Leonard's transportation is being investigated.

Logging off

Goodbye