Per 
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-9090
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9090 is to be kept on top of the facility at all times in a cube with dimensions 4x4x4 meters. The cube is to be made out of the layers of discarded mattresses. Under no circumstances is SCP-9090 to be present under any biological organisms larger than 10mm as this will lead to breach of containment.
Description: SCP-9090 is a humanoid figure which takes on the appearance of a Star Wars Clone Trooper or the character Arnold Markdown from the series Epithet Erased. These forms allow him to take on inhuman characteristics such as the ability to shift to a needed narrative at any moment. SCP-9090 is power bottom type reproducter and will attempt to thrust his hips upward with the force of [REDACTED] in order to neutralize his targets. SCP-9090 seeks out beta top reproductors in order to assert his feign dominance. If a beta top is to come into contact with SCP-9090, the beta top will proceed to suffer from [REDACTED] and is to be immediately be hospitalized and screened for sign of internal hemorrhaging and anal fissuring. SCP-9090 also has the paranormal ability of producing an instance of SCP-9090-2 ,a power trip entity is used in order to prevent any emotional distress to itself.
Addendum:
Audio log from Interview 9090-1:
Interviewer: ███
Interviewed: Moderator ████, former commander of retrieval team ██████
Retrieval Incident #9090-2-A
███: What has happened to the emoji that was introduced via donator perk logs?
Moderator ████: It appears that an instance of SCP-9090-2 had manifested itself into the logs and denied the request from the inside, preventing any further attempts at requests.
███: Is there anyway to continue with [REDACTED] or must all further operations be shut down.
Moderator ████: There may protocol [REDACTED] but is has a high likelihood of backfire.
███: Its worth a shot.
<END LOG>
