A Completely Normal Hat

A Completely Normal Hat can only be referred too as A Completely Normal Hat, otherwise it may summon an example of A completely Normal Person, this must also be called A Completely Normal Person, otherwise A Completely Normal Person will gain a 95% kill rate. A Completely Normal Hat is a anomalous object found in █████ - 3:██ PM - 19██. Staff found it after reports of a "Crazy maniac in a costume and a hat murdering people". After police visited the site undercover agent █████ reported that it was a creature very resembling to SCP-096 wearing a hat.