satire

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX's site is to be blocked on all non-foundation terminals and personal computers in cooperation with major browser companies such as Microsoft, Google, Tor, and so on. Any non-compliant site operator will have their browser discounted under the guise of viruses as a precautionary measure against data leaks. Additionally, SCP E&T IT Personnel must forcefully change the site's IP every month or major Foundation incident. The Anti-Memetics department also must develop and release an anti-meme for every article on the site.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous, sentient, and self-aware internet website discovered by foundation internet crawlers on ██/██/. The URL address is scpnews.scp, however, the site IP, in accordance with the Special Containment Procedures, is to be changed periodically. Roughly every 7 days, an author on the site, usually nicknamed after a prominent SCP Employee, releases a satirical news article on the ongoings of the SCP foundation including but not limited to private meetings between personnel, foundation operations, SCP tests, and other classified scenarios.

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