SaturnDays - Uno

SCP-XXXX, placed inside the card box.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a containment locker located at Site-██. Only personnel who are approved from site command and have Level 3 and above security clearance can gain access SCP-XXXX for research/testing (D-Class can use SCP-XXXX; however, if needed in any test). Any personnel using SCP-XXXX must be accompanied by a guard, and must receive a list of test before testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a deck of cards from the popular game, UNO. The deck contains all the same regular amount of cards that the standard available deck holds: 108 cards. None of the standard number cards of zero to nine (0-9) do not exhibit any anomalous effects. The deck includes eight (8) “Draw Two” cards, eight (8) “Skip” cards, eight (8) “Reverse” cards, four (4) “Wild” cards, and four (4) “Wild Draw Four” cards (which from here on will now be referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-5 respectively).

SCP-XXXX-1 through 5 only affects non-living objects, and are unable to create copies or physically change any other cards or SCP-XXXX. Each effect of every copy of SCP-XXXX-1 through 5 can only be used once per day.

When SCP-XXXX-1 through 5 is activated by a subject (which will be now referred to as “User”), the card will affect an object that comes into physical contact (other than the user). In order for a user to activate any of SCP-XXXX’s cards, users must hold a card in hand and exclaim its corresponding purpose. For example, activating SCP-XXXX-3 requires the user to exclaim the word “reverse”. SCP-XXXX-3 will then be activated.

+  Effects of SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-5

SCP-XXXX-1 (Draw Two): Creates two (2) separate copies of a targeted object. Copied objects can vary in physical appearance or efficiency.

SCP-XXXX-2 (Skip):

SCP-XXXX-3 (Reverse): Repels the affected object away from SCP-XXXX-3 in a forward direction at high speeds.

SCP-XXXX-4 (Wild): Changes the physical color of a targeted object into one of the four colors of UNO: red, green, blue, or yellow. The effect of SCP-XXXX-4 lasts between 3-4 hours; however, takes longer if another color change occurs.

SCP-XXXX-5 (Wild Draw Four): Has the same color changing effects as SCP-XXXX-4, but creates four (4) separate copies of the affected object with varied physical appearance or efficiency.

Experimental Log XXXX-A

Date: █-██-████

Subject: D-19261, SCP-XXXX-1, one standard white toaster with two (2) slots

Procedure: D-19261 is given SCP-XXXX-1, and is directed to use it on the toaster. D-19261 is also directed to use the copied objects.

Results: SCP-XXXX-1 create two new toasters. Toaster A has a metal coating on its exterior, while the Toaster B remains white but can hold four (4) pieces of bread. D-19621 uses both toasters. Shortly after D-19621 uses Toaster A, Toaster A spontaneously combusts and explodes. D-19261 is only afflicted with minor injuries. Toaster B did not suffer any damages.

"We should try this out on me, SCP-426." - Dr. M█████

Experimental Log XXXX-B

Date: █-█-████

Subject: D-16208, D-17290, SCP-XXXX-3, one metal baseball bat, one standard MLB baseball.

Procedure: D-16208 is instructed to use SCP-XXXX-3 to send a baseball towards D-17290. D-16208 lightly tosses the baseball up into the air, and makes contact with SCP-XXXX-3.

Results: SCP-XXXX-3 is activated. The baseball is sent towards D-17290 at a recorded top speed of 209 km/h (130 m/ph). D-17290 misses, and the baseball flies through the wall behind D-17290.

"Strike one." - Dr. M█████