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Item #: SCP-####

Object Class: Euclid

Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-####-21 are to be contained at Site-██ within a 300 (three hundred) meters squared vivarium, equipped with a variety of flame resistant plants,2 no less than 10 (ten) operational sprinkler systems, and artificial sunlight emitters. Should an instance of SCP-####-2 breach containment, Protocol 87-Pilzsnatch is to be enacted until the instance is back in containment. If Site-██ is compromised in any form, Procedure-███████ is to be enacted immediately, until all instances of SCP-####-2 have been moved to a secure site. Each instance of SCP-####-2 is to be accounted for, as of now, there are 110 229 instances of SCP-####-2 in containment.3

Description: SCP-####-2 is the designation given to the instances of a colony of anomalous sentient mushrooms, which are all connected to each other via an expansive underground mycelium system that spans across several continents, labeled SCP-####-1. SCP-#### is part of Genus Amanita, closely related to Amanita muscaria. All instances of SCP-####-2 are approximately 0.95 m in height, with red caps with white scales. Each instance's stipe branches off at the base of it's headlike structure to form armlike appendages. Roughly 67 cm below the head, the stipe is bisected, giving the instance leglike appendages which are used for movement. SCP-####-2 instances do not have volvas, cannot produce spores, and are not physically connected to SCP-####-1. Instances of SCP-####-2 have two (2) oval-shaped black pits on their head structure,4 which function as their eyes. There is no difference in the hyphal tissue in these pits than the rest of the stipe, aside from coloration.

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