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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Any persons found to be suffering from SCP-XXXX outside of testing groups are to have any animal-themed items confiscated, and are to then be placed in solitary confinement for no less than 24 hours and monitored for 48 hours afterward to ensure that SCP-XXXX is no longer present.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a cognitohazardous agent that, when an organism capable of speech is directly conversed with, induces, childlike thought processes, affinities towards anthropomorphic animal characters and paraphernalia, and a compulsion to speak in a high-pitched tone of voice, with prominent rhotacism and lambdacism. Anomalous effects last approximately 24 hours, upon which subjects will revert to normal behaviors, but can be renewed through conversation with another subject under the effects of SCP-XXXX.

When presented with accessories or articles of clothing themed after animals, sufferers of SCP-XXXX enter an elated state, donning the items presented and indefinitely extending the duration of SCP-XXXX until their removal.