Scp-001

Scp-001

Object Class: Keter

Wait… you think im actually going to put something serious here?
Fuck no

Scp-001 is a duck ( Not the Anomalous ducks though )
idk why but it says Saxophone Duck is destroyed and im sad now, lets all play Duck.sax to honor saxophone duck
i really have to pee i will be right back

This duck is just really big and fat
its funny as well
wanna hear a funny joke
why didn't the toilet paper cross the road
because it got stuck in a crack
fuck you buzzfeed can i have sum cheese
ok bye now, this was a waste of time haha
go check out my other scps by the way, i feel those are a bit better. mainly because i put effort in to those… most of them
well bye now bye,go the fuck away, come on go now,

jesus