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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
An image transmitted by SCP-XXXX after transmitting the message "fight me"
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX-1 radio waves are to be blocked and any civilian radio interrupted by by SCP-XXX-1 are to be immediately terminated by onsite radio operators. These radio operators are to receive Class-A amnestics at the end of each four hour sift. Members of MTF Tau-9 'Pluto's frozen heart' are to be dispatched to locate and deliver Class-A amnestics to any instances of SCP-XXXX-2 that may occur if the broadcast plays long enough before being terminated by foundation radio operators. At least two foundation controlled geostationary satellites are to be constantly monitoring Pluto for any activity associated with SCP-XXXX-1. All recordings of SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions are to be held digitally on site-31's server behind a standard level 3 clearance code and are to be separated into individual three minute segment saved in different documents.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a dwarf planet publicly known as Pluto, 1,185 km in diameter, and resting in a mildly irregular orbit in the Kuiper belt. SCP-XXXX is theorised to be sentient however foundation researchers are unaware of how this is possible. SCP-XXXX regularly emits radio waves designated SCP-XXXX-1 that, when sent out, are directly aimed at earth. When SCP-XXXX ejects instances of SCP-XXXX-1, they are in the form of bursts, with the amount of individual instances ranging greatly between recordings however the length of the bursts lasting at least five hours.
Encoded within these radio messages are audio recordings presumably recorded by SCP-XXXX detailing its complaints as to Pluto's demotion from planet to dwarf planet. These include calm, detailed accounts as to why this classification should be undone to outwrite threats to human scientists.
The secondary anomalous property of SCP-XXXX are the effects SCP-XXXX-1 has after extended exposure. Where as it is perfectly safe to listen to separated, short pieces of SCP-XXXX-1 transmissions. Listening to SCP-XXXX-1 recordings for more than twenty minutes will result in the creation of an instance of SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-2 two are non-anomalous humans who, over the course of a week develop an unnatural interest into the state of Pluto, beginning with a high likelihood of bringing it up in conversation. At this point, use of amnestics is still a viable option to halt these effects. However if this is not achieved, subjects will display one of two possible behavioural alterations. SCP-XXXX-2-A, who will become highly aggressive and will attempt to gain control over a institution with the authority too change Pluto's classification, through terrorism and violent means. Such as the plans to take the NASA administrator hostage with demands to change the classification of Pluto. SCP-XXXX-2-B will spontaneously increase their intellectual capacity and will pursue qualifications in astronomy and astrophysics. Subjects will then enter aeronautical organisations such as NASA or ESA and will then attempt to persuade or rise to the same ranks as those with the power to change Pluto's classification. Subjects will turn their entire career entirely into reverting Pluto's demotion.
Once either of the two behavioural alterations have been displayed, amnestics are no longer effective at halting the effects of SCP-XXXX-1, and due to the dangers presented by instances of SCP-XXXX-2A, MTF Tau-9 is under orders to terminate all subjects and dismantle any of their their plans, they are then to provide a cover story to any family or friends and dispose of the bodies via incinerator. As for instances of SCP-XXXX-2B, they should be allowed to continue life as normal however monitored for any abnormal behaviour.
Addendum: The majority of pre existing recordings have been compiled textually to avoid the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX-1, and displayed here. For the record, SCP-XXXX speaks with a British Essex accent, and regularly uses slang vocabulary.
Date received: August 13th 2006 (First recorded message)
"Your kidding right bruv, your pullin my moon right. you don't actually think I'm a fucking dwarf do ya."
Date received: August 14th 2006
"Alright very funny, you little monkeys are trying mock me size are ya, you know I'm still big enough wipe out all your fucking stupid little faces"
Date received: August 17th 2006
"You dumb little fucking shitting monkey brain idiots! ILL DO ANOTHER DINOSOAR, I WILL, I WILL"
Date received: August 17th 2006
"Sorry about that, I know I'm not helpin my case, but I've got a moon haven't I, and I've got enough gravity to be sphere. don't that mean somin to your DUMB LITLLE FUCKING SO CALLED SCIENTIST WHO AINT EVEN GOT THE BRAINS TO SEE I'M A PLANET."
All other recordings have been removed on orders from 05 command.
Addendum XXXX.2:
*WARNING, LEVEL 4 ACCESS REQUIRED*
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*ACCESS GRANTED*
The following message was picked up on the 22nd of February 2015 by designated geostationary satellite A-21847 at 02:15
message from SCP-XXXX
"YOU SHITTING CRETINS, ILL SORT YOU RIGHT OUT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING PUNY LITTLE SHITS, IM COMIN DOWN THERE, SOON YOULL SEE WHAT THIS "DWARF PLANET" CAN DO! LETS SEE WHOSE LAUGHING WHEN HALF OF EARTH IS EJECTED OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM"
Following this, Pluto was seen to change in its orbit, now on a direct trajectory to hit earth at 4,000 metres per second on August 18th 2022.
No countermeasure or plan has yet been devised. (Pending 05 review)
*CREDITS:*
Credit to image https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pluto_with_angry_face.jpg
Original author of image Tomchen1989
Image derivative (image of Pluto itself) https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/global-mosaic-of-pluto-in-true-color
Original author of image derivative NASA's New Horizons space probe
