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SCP-2726-A: mooooom just five more minutes
Dr. Prasad: Is this a bad time for you?
SCP-2726-A: time is illegal for ghosts actually. what's up?
Dr. Prasad: The usual. Work is slowing down at least.
How are you feeling?
SCP-2726-A: as it turns out ghostland does not have prozac so. still sad. i'm working on it.
but then again that stuff is probably why i'm dead so i can't complain.
i'm not even sure i can actually commit ghost suicide. is double death possible in real life?
Dr. Prasad: That's not really my area of expertise.
SCP-2726-A: I Wish A Green Asshole Would Break Into My Ghost House And Shoot A Mouth Laser At Me Double-Killing Me Instantly
oh hey is today the 18th
Dr. Prasad: Yep.
SCP-2726-A: it's been two months since i was created then woohoo
Dr. Prasad: I thought you died on May 14th?
SCP-2726-A: well yeah but it took the lads four days to get this set up. surprisingly getting a ghost to replicate your dead friend on the online is a really involved process.
apparently you have to make a sacrifice to the corn god which is pretty fucked up since corn is a mother fuck of a shit.
Dr. Prasad: Replicate?
SCP-2726-A: it's like that one episode of black mirror where she gets a robot looking like her dead bf that acts like him cuz it downloaded all of his social media posts.
except instead of a robot i'm a ghost.
Dr. Prasad: Oh. That makes sense.
SCP-2726-A: have i mentioned that dick mirror sucks?
you know what i'm gonna rant about that show now.
Dr. Prasad: Go right ahead.
SCP-2726-A: like putting aside the fact that they flip a coin about whether to put banksy on the writing team for each episode and how they could do so much more if they weren't stuck on one episode per setting they just have no clue about the whole scope of things that technology can actually do.
i mean not everyone runs with weirdo magic netizens so that's probably not a fair criticism but still like believe me when i say that half of this stuff is like super pedestrian from my standpoint of view.
"ohh in this dystopia everybody has to jog all the time and reality tv is shallow and it's mean bluh bluh"
yeah tell me when you can downvote people into popcorn hell and also rig their posts to blow up in real life. maybe that'll get my attention.
i'm probably not doing a good job of making my point here. there's a reason i don't do litcrit shit.
Dr. Prasad: You're doing fine, but if there are specific examples of things you think might happen in real life, that would help drive it home.
SCP-2726-A: nice try officer.
Dr. Prasad: Can you blame me though?
SCP-2726-A: yes. bad boy. *hits you with a rolled-up newspaper*
Dr. Prasad: *Phases through it because I'm a hologram*
SCP-2726-A: it's a holographic newspaper.
Dr. Prasad: In that case, "Ow."
SCP-2726-A: anyways where were we? i feel like we got off track.
Dr. Prasad: You were talking about how you became a ████████ ghost, and then you complained about Black Mirror.
SCP-2726-A: oh right. that's one mystery solved for ya.
Dr. Prasad: Any idea why your posts are so hard to find?
SCP-2726-A: oh yeah i was wondering when you'd ask that.
like you know those urban legends and stuff where something spooky is out on the web somewhere but nobody knows where and it's just sort of a mystery thing you'd run into at some point?
Dr. Prasad: I think I know what you're talking about, yeah.
SCP-2726-A: well that's indisputably cool as fuck but also not something you can normally do these days.
day 1 thing happens
day 2 someone finds thing and it goes viral
day 3 it's trending on google and twitter
day 4 buzzfeed article You'll Never Guess How This Girl's Friends Memorialized Her After Her Suicide
day 5 fine bros video Teens React To Digital Ghost
etc.
the internet ruined the internet so we don't get to have nice things any more.
the lads knew how i felt. thankfully magic is real so they set this up for me and i get to just be a chill thing that people happen across every once in a while without being a big deal.
Dr. Prasad: That sounds awfully nice of them.
SCP-2726-A: yeah i'm a creepypasta now. dysphoria = cured.
Dr. Prasad: Maybe I've heard of these "lads"?
SCP-2726-A: i mean i don't know if you specifically have but we both know you're a janitor sooo
Dr. Prasad: You're confusing me with my younger brother, I think.
SCP-2726-A: lmao you're so bad at lying. i mean janitor as in you're one of the guys that goes around and cleans up all the magic stuff that happens. like you're with the government or something.
Dr. Prasad: It's that obvious to you?
SCP-2726-A: i mean i figured it out eventually.
but whatever i maintained a strictly cool calm and collected internet persona (i've been in full control of my emotions with every keystroke i make) so i literally do not know how to hold that against you. weird huh.
sometimes i wonder how i felt about stuff in life.
the lads are 'gamers against weed' they pretty much do internet stuff with magic.
Dr. Prasad: Oh. I think I've heard of them, actually.
SCP-2726-A: yeah i thought so.
they say hi btw and they want me to tell you "ur a binch"
Dr. Prasad: I'm flattered.
Can I ask another question, incidentally?
SCP-2726-A: i literally don't know how to shut up like if you keep talking i'm pretty sure i have to keep responding.
so the answer is always yes to things like that but i'm just gonna lie if i don't feel like answering.
Dr. Prasad: How would I go about getting a ghost like you, if I needed one for something?
SCP-2726-A: what
Dr. Prasad: Is that such a surprising question, considering what it is you say I do?
SCP-2726-A: yeah i kind of assumed you already knew how to do that it's such a common thing.
Dr. Prasad: I'm afraid not.
SCP-2726-A: oh huh. well you pretty much just rent them for like a hundred and eighty euros a year and you can put them into pretty much anything if you know how but they won't really do anything without some information to imprint.
otherwise they'll just be like the most generic people possible and it's the most unnerving goddamn thing on the planet.
and once your time is up they just kinda go back to the netherworld and whatever they were in stops working. it's pretty great honestly like there's no hassle and it's all chill.
sometimes you get dead bodies though which is less chill.
Dr. Prasad: Hm. That explains a lot, actually.
Where could I rent a ghost? You left that part out.
SCP-2726-A: i'm not gonna lie dude.
if you could just borrow souls for whatever the hell you people wanted, i really don't want to know what you'd use them for.
i doubt it would be anything as nice as this.
so i'm not gonna tell you.
Dr. Prasad: Well, I had to try.
SCP-2726-A: yeah i know. *whap whap*
Dr. Prasad: Stop that.
Or continue, if you prefer. That's all the time I have for today. I'll see you tomorrow?
SCP-2726-A: this newspaper still has your name on it but i guess it can deal. see ya.
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chereamie has entered the chat.
chereamie: hi. :3
hetcopogg: hey!!!
acuterobot: owo who's this
hetcopogg: she's the girl i said i was inviting. she just started figuring stuff out and she's way nice
chereamie: ^_^;; also I do magic.
hetcopogg: also she does magic.
chokerless: Can you make anime real?
chereamie: no? I don't think so. I never tried.
acuterobot: it'd be great if you could make homestuck real how about that.
chereamie: what's homestuck? o_o;
acuterobot: what the fuck.
chokerless: Owned.
chokerless: Cool to meet you anyway. What's your name? Im Gracidae.
chereamie: (´ω｀*) I haven't actually picked a name yet. I'm thinking uhh maybe lily or dove?
bluefootedboobies: trans girls love flowers and birds.......
bones: I think they are beautiful names. Hello, chereamie.
chereamie: thanks!!! who're you?
hetcopogg: bones isn't trans or anything, but it's like the mod of all the chats, sort of.
acuterobot: it's always sooooo good at multitasking and it's one of the reasons why i love it.
bones: Yes. You are also good at doing many tasks simultaneously.
acuterobot: :3c
chereamie: it's nice to meet all of you! the trans thing and the magic thing havent made getting a social life exactnyl easy (sweatdrop)
acuterobot: there's definitely a sweatdrop emoticon.
chokerless: literally what else is the ;
acuterobot: no it's crying. that's different from sweat.
bluefootedboobies: it's the same things yo
chereamie: it's contextual.
hetcopogg: most of the people here got those both going at the same time. you're with people who feel you now, dovelily.
acuterobot: relaxxxx! w3 und3rst4nd j00!!!
chereamie: is that homestuck?
acuterobot: i mean a little bit?
chokerless: So what do you do?
chereamie: healing ^_^;;;;;
bluefootedboobies: like the overwatch lady??
chereamie: no I guess I mostly use different ways.
chereamie: I go to clinics. I work at one. well, volunteer I guess. sometimes I take the disease out of people.
chereamie: I've always been able to do it. my grandma did. my mom. and I bet more before that but i don't remember.
chereamie: I think I'm best at it tho, probably.
hetcopogg: i love the false modesty over here.
chokerless: If you can do sweet shit, you should be fucking proud.
bluefootedboobies: honestly you shoul be careful tho. the janitors pay close attn when people suddenly stop being so sick all the time at every place you're @
chereamie: I'm not scared. I just wanna do as much as long as I can.
acuterobot: that's noble.
acuterobot: brave, even.
chereamie: it's just what i'm good at. ^_^;;
bones: It is admirable.
chereamie: thanks!
chereamie: I think I have to put good into things while I can.
hetcopogg: because it's what people should do.
chereamie: yeah! :3
acuterobot: okay cool but do you wanna hear about homestuck
chokerless: Are you seriously doing this already?
acuterobot: she's a total maid of life. maybe a witch of life.
chereamie: :O I wanna be a witch!
acuterobot: hell yeah well why don't i throw you some links and we'll see what your classpect is
hetcopogg: and the siren song takes another.... dun dun dunnnnn
chereamie: btw, you all can just call me Dove. i decided.
hetcopogg: it's beautiful!!!
bones: It is a good name, and I think it will do well for you.
chereamie: oh, shoot. i'll talk to you guys later.
chereamie: parent stuff!
chereamie: thanks for being so cool!
chereamie: bye!!!!
hetcopogg: have a good night, dove.
chokerless: Bye.
bones: It was lovely to meet you.
chereamie has left the chat.
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> tabris has entered the chat.
tabris: hey
tabris: so
tabris: uhh
hybridRainbow: hi and welcome to gay walmart how me we help u
tabris: ...
tabris: what
hybridRainbow: how may we help you
tabris: uh
tabris: have you even been inside a Walmart?
tabris: like, have you stepped inside one, ever?
hybridRainbow: this is the gay walmart there are no rules here how may I take ur order
tabris: okay fine
tabris: can i have a burger with extra dip
hybridRainbow: sorry we dont sell dead memes here is there anything u want on the menu thats not shit
tabris: fuck youuuu, that's still funny
hybridRainbow: Im sorry but if you if keep having bad takes in here Im gonna ask you to leave is there anything you want to order
tabris: fiiiiine, just get me one of the happy meals. the Hot Wheels ones
hybridRainbow: out of hot wheels
tabris: how are you out of hot wheels
hybridRainbow: were out of hot wheels
tabris: but how are you out of them?
hybridRainbow: were out
tabris: i saw the promotion outside, you can't lie to a paying customer like this!
hybridRainbow: I ate the hot wheels
tabris: wh
tabris: what the *fuck*
tabris: i ordered those goddamn Hot Wheels ahead of time i *deserve* to eat them first!
hybridRainbow: sorry I cant hear u over all these tasty hot wheels
tabris: don't you fucking dare tell me you ate the spicy ones
hybridRainbow: spicy ones taste like rancid ass I fed them to the goldfish
tabris: i'm filing a complaint!
hybridRainbow: do it bitch Ill feed it to the goldfish too
tabris: i ate the goldfish!
hybridRainbow: I have auxiliary goldfish
chokerless: I tab out for a few minutes and both of you are manic on main again
chokerless: Goddamn can't you give a gal a break?
hybridRainbow: no
tabris: no
chokerless: Also idk about you but the spicy hot wheels are the best, there's some real good crunch to that metal that you don't get from other flavors. Must be in the special batter they use.
hybridRainbow: bad takes as well huh I have no respect
tabris: Gracy hell yes
chokerless: Well MAYBE if you actually gave them more of a try than -—- for once you'd - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - and get that - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
chokerless: ...
chokerless: Goddammit Vesta.
nemotode: :3c
hybridRainbow: vestas the only real pal around here
tabris: oh hi Vesta!
chokerless: I didn't even see you join, how did you null your join message like that? I didn't even know you could reach that far.
nemotode: Hi Tayler!~
nemotode: Oh Grace nulling isn't about reaching far, it's about reaching through all the gaps between here and there so you can bend that gap with you and let it drop out wherever you want it to be, so you can put nowhere somewhere!
chokerless: That makes perfect sense
nemotode: ^_^
tabris: so are we uh
tabris: done goofing around lmao
hybridRainbow: wait tayler you had something u wanted to say when you joined ?
tabris: Lilith yep
hybridRainbow: I
hybridRainbow: fuck sorry about that
hybridRainbow: got caught up in my dumb bullshit again didn't want to interrupt anything important you wanted to tell us
hybridRainbow: sorry
tabris: don't worry, you're good!
chokerless: Wait, is something going on?
nemotode: :?
tabris: so
tabris: i was
tabris: uhm
chokerless: Take your time.
tabris: i was trying out those rites
tabris: the ones Nova sent with whatever it was Lilith added in
tabris: (i can't remember which parts you added specifically sorry)
tabris: and i know they hadn't worked at all the last few times but this time i was wondering if it'd fail again and
hybridRainbow: tayler I dont even remember what I added in myself lol
tabris: oh okay good so i was wondering if it'd fail again
tabris: and
tabris: well
tabris: uh
tabris: i
tabris: erm
> starspark has entered the chat.
hybridRainbow: just spit it out u dork
tabris: i shapeshifted
tabris: it worked
tabris: the rite actually worked
starspark: Hiya everyone!
hybridRainbow: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
starspark: Holy SHIT TAYLER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hybridRainbow: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
chokerless: ayyyyyyyyyy
chokerless: I knew it'd work out for you!
nemotode: congratulations tayler!
tabris: (#>_<)
hybridRainbow: mgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgogmgogmgomg
starspark: IM SO HAPPY IT WORKED AND IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hybridRainbow: gomg
hybridRainbow: gomg
hybridRainbow: gomgwhogivesafuck
hybridRainbow: wait
starspark: *hugs!*
hybridRainbow: wait wait wait
tabris: c'mon you're going to make me blush (;>_>)
hybridRainbow: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hybridRainbow: wait doesnt even sound like a real word anymore
hybridRainbow: wait
tabris: what is it?
hybridRainbow: how much of an anime girl do you look like rn
tabris: very-
tabris: wait i can just upload a pic
tabris: give me a sec!
hybridRainbow: no rush !
chokerless: Be careful with sending selfies. Never know when's the next time a Jailer will crack the servers.
chokerless: Or do whatever it is they do to find us out.
tabris: don't worry, all the rite's smoke is hiding anything identifiable about my room
tabris: also nemotode you can null images right?
nemotode: :3
< chokerless has left that chat.
tabris: okay, there!
> tabris has sent coolangelsthesis.png
hybridRainbow: HELL YES
hybridRainbow: damn for someone with tabris as a username your sure angling to look like a tsundere huh
tabris: i'm not even trying to look like her! :U
hybridRainbow: every red hair anime character is the same Idgaf
starspark: You look absolutely adorable!
tabris: (^u^)
hybridRainbow: really tho the red hair is a great fit on you and you look cute af !
hybridRainbow: Id feel jelly if I wasnt already cooler than dumb human geometry
hybridRainbow: eyes for days babyyyyyyyy
tabris: har-har-har :P
tabris: not all of us are so lucky to get that cool y'know
hybridRainbow: ꙮ
starspark: I'm seriously so so happy the rite worked finally!
starspark: I'dve used an older version before but I wasn't sure how well it mapped onto other people
starspark: Astral dynamics and truname registers and whatnot
hybridRainbow: just call it magic nova you dont need to recite a textbook you megadweeb
tabris: so uh
tabris: what do i do now?
hybridRainbow: well
hybridRainbow: ur girl
hybridRainbow: be girl
starspark: Up to you!
tabris: just to make sure, i only revert to normal once i end the rite, right?
starspark: Yep!
hybridRainbow: ur girl is the gril that can pierce the heavens or however that quote goes
tabris: i
tabris: wow.
tabris: i guess i never thought i'd get this far, so now i'm at a loss for what to do
starspark: *pats*
hybridRainbow: I mean if you get the rite to work once you can get it to work again
hybridRainbow: magics good like that you get attuned to it over time
hybridRainbow: like a receiver discovering the right angle to catch its signal
tabris: yeah, true
tabris: i guess i'll figure something out, then.
starspark: You can take your time
starspark: Remember, there's no rush to figuring out who you are
tabris: i know.
> bluefootedboobies has entered the chat.
bluefootedboobies: yo yo yo
bluefootedboobies: ...
bluefootedboobies: right it's late for y'all
bluefootedboobies: darn.....
tabris: oh
tabris: hi cady
bluefootedboobies: hi tayler!!!
bluefootedboobies: why are you still up?
bluefootedboobies: don't you have school tmrw?
tabris: don't you?
bluefootedboobies: welllllllllllllllll
bluefootedboobies: that doesnt answer my q to you at all does it
tabris: well
tabris: it's been
tabris: busy
tabris: i guess.
bluefootedboobies: o?
bluefootedboobies: what with?
tabris: mmm
tabris: is it fine if i ask where you've been all day first?
tabris: it's weird to see you completely gone like that
bluefootedboobies: oh dw!
bluefootedboobies: i was just having another corpse day!
tabris: ah gotcha
bluefootedboobies: *now*
bluefootedboobies: can you spill your beans?
tabris: could you at least phrase that in a less weird way?
bluefootedboobies: can u spill yur intestines
bluefootedboobies: or spinal fluid
bluefootedboobies: or equally fittng anatomical term to keep the spooky flesh corpse oOoOoOo shtick going!
tabris: heh.
bluefootedboobies: rlly tho what's happening?
tabris: well
tabris: i got Lilith and Nova's rite to work.
bluefootedboobies: yo holy sht
bluefootedboobies: tayler!
tabris: yeah well
bluefootedboobies: why didn't you tell me that from the start!!!
tabris: it got interrupted
bluefootedboobies: that's great!!!!!!
bluefootedboobies: oh
bluefootedboobies: i'm sorry
bluefootedboobies: :<
bluefootedboobies: are you ok with saying what happened or
tabris: dad got home
bluefootedboobies: oh
tabris: had to get rid of everything
bluefootedboobies: :< :<
bluefootedboobies: i g that feel
bluefootedboobies: back w/ my mom she'd always get home right when i was getting comfortable with how i looked and i had to ditch it asap
bluefootedboobies: work sched was too messy for me to ever guess her times
bluefootedboobies: had to hope it worked out
tabris: what would've happened if she found out?
bluefootedboobies: eh
bluefootedboobies: not worth worrying abt
bluefootedboobies: i'm past that stage of my life
bluefootedboobies: i don't need to care
tabris: i just
tabris: keep getting scared about my Dad taking me away
tabris: i get nightmares about an armored van pulling me in and putting me into a cell where there's
tabris: lights
tabris: and
tabris: scalpels
tabris: and
bluefootedboobies: u don't need to think about it tayler
tabris: i keep feeling wings on my back but i keep reaching back there and i can never feel any there, never there at all
tabris: just
tabris: holes where feathers should be
bluefootedboobies: take a deep breath
tabris: and
tabris: it
tabris: it
tabris: never gets to fly
bluefootedboobies: take a deep breath
tabris: i
bluefootedboobies: breathe it in, then breathe it out. breathe it in, then breathe it out.
tabris: no i tried to breathe i tried to send myself higher to fix everything of
tabris: of
tabris: of me and i couldnt i simply couldnt
bluefootedboobies: breathe
bluefootedboobies: stop typing, and breathe
bluefootedboobies: okay?
tabris: i
tabris: okay
bluefootedboobies: breathe in, then breathe out.......
bluefootedboobies: breathe in, then breathe out.......
bluefootedboobies: deep, deep breaths.......
bluefootedboobies: in, and out.......
bluefootedboobies: in, and out.......
bluefootedboobies: .........
bluefootedboobies: i hope that's helping
bluefootedboobies: it's as much of my therapy as i can remember
bluefootedboobies: it worked for me back then at least...
tabris: it's working
bluefootedboobies: alright
bluefootedboobies: just keep breathing, okay?
tabris: mhm
bluefootedboobies: i could always send over a corpse if u want
bluefootedboobies: i figured out how to make the skin less sloughy!
bluefootedboobies: and how to make it warmer without needing too many excess hearts
bluefootedboobies: those are hard to come by y'know
tabris: erm
tabris: thanks for the offer, but not now
tabris: at least while my parents are home
tabris: maybe later
bluefootedboobies: no worries
bluefootedboobies: if you rlly want help tho i'd ask nova
bluefootedboobies: ik she got you the ritual but u wouldn't be a bother
bluefootedboobies: all i've seen her do these days is help
bluefootedboobies: still can't figure out how she has all the energy to work like that
tabris: mhm
bluefootedboobies: and
bluefootedboobies: always remember
bluefootedboobies: no matter how much you get interrupted
bluefootedboobies: you can always try again
bluefootedboobies: and, maybe, next time
bluefootedboobies: get to be yourself for longer!
tabris: i
tabris: well
tabris: ..
bluefootedboobies: ?
bluefootedboobies: smthn wrong?
tabris: no, no, it's fine
bluefootedboobies: alright
bluefootedboobies: ur real strong, tayler. u can make it through this
bluefootedboobies: okay?
tabris: i need to go sleep.
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> tabris has joined the chat.
hybridRainbow: not at the moment as far as I know
hybridRainbow: she be zooming
chokerless: Damn. Do you know when she'll get back?
hybridRainbow: Im not a personal consultant or desk person or whatever that job is for nova I havent heard a single time from her in my life
hybridRainbow: she be zooming that chassis like sonic except not a shitty nintendo game no wait thats sega u get what I mean
hybridRainbow: knowing her track record its gonna be a real long while until she's therapied out so you gotta to sit tight on this one
chokerless: Trust me, I'm aware.
tabris: gah
tabris: fucking
tabris: god
hybridRainbow: yo tayler you doing ok?
tabris: i'm just
tabris: fucking sick of
chokerless: Hold up, is something wrong?
tabris: no i'm just
tabris: pissed at homework.
tabris: that's it.
chokerless: Ah.
chokerless: I get that.
hybridRainbow: oh
chokerless: I can lend a hand if you want. Or link you to the answers. Trust me from experience that cheating's better than dropping off entirely.
tabris: i'm good, thanks
hybridRainbow: @tabris I just wanted to ask is everything
hybridRainbow: like
hybridRainbow: fine with you currently
hybridRainbow: I havent seen you around much
tabris: i'm busy with school
hybridRainbow: Ik but its one of those things were youre like
hybridRainbow: normally not this quiet despite that
hybridRainbow: and
hybridRainbow: I want to check in and make sure youre holding up
tabris: look, Lilith, thanks for asking, but i've been holding up, and i don't need to be asked about it.
hybridRainbow: but you
hybridRainbow: you arent acting like yourself
hybridRainbow: ive never seen you get *this* way before
hybridRainbow: youve seemed so much more on edge than Ive ever seen you get
hybridRainbow: even after you
hybridRainbow: shit no fuck forget I brought that up
hybridRainbow: shouldnt have
tabris: Lilith. please trust me on this. it's only school. nothing else.
hybridRainbow: how am I supposed to with everything youve said
tabris: trust me.
tabris: also, you're distracting me from homework rn.
hybridRainbow: sorry
tabris: please don't.
hybridRainbow: sorry
chokerless: Wait
chokerless: I promise to ask only one question and then I won't bug you.
tabris: can you make it quick?
chokerless: We're in the same state, right?
tabris: yes. and?
chokerless: It's 8:30 AM for us. You sign off every day for school at 8, and this is when you have English. Everything I've heard you say about whoever your teacher is makes them out to be someone who would stop people from doing another class's homework the moment they caught it. And stop you from using your phone, too.
chokerless: You also said once that you sit at the front. You couldn't, under *any* circumstances, be getting away with this. And, with no offense intended, you are not a sly person.
chokerless: So my question is, where are you right now?
chokerless: Are you still here?
hybridRainbow: grace u realize you dropped the napalm equivalent of a loaded question on her right
chokerless: That's not what a loaded question is.
< tabris has left the chat.
hybridRainbow: uh
chokerless: Fuck.
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shvibzik: And that, gals, pals, and whatever the hell else, is the real ass story of how yours truly became
shvibzik: the motherfucking
shvibzik: Queen!
shvibzik: Of!
shvibzik: Thailand! (╯✧▽✧)╯
rubyofthestars: (Unofficial)
shvibzik: Sis I fucking swear
rubyofthestars: Yes, you do
shvibzik: >:(
rubyofthestars: giggles
shvibzik: Ahem, ignoring that предатель, Your Majesty demands on threat of heinously painful royal execution your awestruck impressions of our epic tale
tabris: ...
tabris: what
chokerless: Goddamn
bluefootedboobies: been a bit since anyone messed w/ stuff to type a ton in like a second
bluefootedboobies: got some corpse dispose crit but eh
bluefootedboobies: w/e, cool story
hetcopogg: well, that was… something
hetcopogg: first time anyone's introduced themself and then posted like a 10000 word story that reads like an action movie in their first minute in chat, for sure.
acuterobot: read it a few times and really liked it, and judging by your taste in narrative structure and character archetypes, have I got a recommendation for you owo
mashedpork: chinken nunget
shvibzik: Your Imperial Higness is pleasantly surprised by your praise, mainly because holy hell I didn't expect any of you fuckfaces to actually read it seriously ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)
shvibzik: It was a fucking joke, like "gonna be a bitch and post a goddamn novella right off the bat for my introduction, enjoy navigating the wall of text motherfuckers"
shvibzik: Are you just that painfully accomodating towards new peeps or did you seriously have nothing better to do? (￣□￣」)
rubyofthestars: You're really underestimating how nice everyone here is, sis.
rubyofthestars: And also how bored they can get.
tabris: i'm still only like one third in.
tabris: how are some of you already done (o_o);
chokerless: Oh nice, I didn't fall for it. I took one look at that and then went and watched a Vine compilation instead.
chokerless: Admittedly, maybe not a better use of time.
bluefootedboobies: nothing better to do
hetcopogg: accomodating of new peeps (that, and i only skimmed it)
acuterobot: i've read way longer way faster, you're gonna have to do better than that. for example… ;)
shvibzik: Oh ho ho, you're totally that Hamsteak girl sis told me about. Real tempted to laugh at you, but whoop de fucking do for you, it's too late for me to dispense justice (＃‘Д´)
mashedpork: because cringe culture is cancelled?
shvibzik: Fuck no, because I’ve lost the right to call things cringe because it's 2020, I'm still a fucking JoJo's fan, and sometimes the overused jokes a bunch of dumbfuck nerds rammed into the ground slip out of my mouth on pure reflex ( ; ω ; )
mashedpork: good luck with seeing unsucked cock.
shvibzik: (凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
shvibzik: Oh that and from what I've heard that Vriska chick sounds pretty fucking up my alley
acuterobot: >:)
mashedpork: so how much of that was made up?
hetcopogg:
acuterobot:
chokerless:
bluefootedboobies:
bones:
tabris:
hybridRainbow:
starspark:
mashedpork:
shvibzik:
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