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SCP-5013 "The Onlooker" !WIP!
Instance of SCP-5013 in 19██
Item #: SCP-5013
Object Class: Safe Euclid (Pending reclassification to Keter - see addendum A)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5013 is contained in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-███. SCP-5013 is provided with one (1) 40' plasma screen television displaying basic cable television that must remain ON at all times. Site-513 is to be staffed by no more than Twenty (20) Foundation personnel, consisting of: One (1) Site Director with level 3 clearance, three (3) researchers, four (4) armed guards, three (3) maintenance workers, and ten (10) Foundation accountants.
Personnel assigned to Site-███ are required to meet the following criteria: Male, Single, Heterosexual (see Incident-A), and a MOBS (Manadou Objective Beauty Scale) score of below 5. Personnel at Site-███ are barred from possessing any personal items on site and from discussing any matters not directly related to on-site work. Failure to comply with these rules will result in immediate termination.
Site-███ is to be surrounded by no more than two (2) kilometers of forest preserve, with only one road leading in or out. The entrance to Site-███ is to be guarded by no more than one (1) armed guard at any time.
Description: SCP-5013 appears to be a man between 30-50 years of age, wearing clothes consistent with those of a middle to upper class 1920s American citizen. Each manifestation of SCP-5013 will appear slightly different than before. With differences including facial hair styling, race, height, weight, and choice of suit. Consistent across all manifestations is SCP-5013's choice of headwear, a boater hat. SCP-5013 is capable of fully-articulated speech in American English, and bears an accent and dialect consistent with that of a 1920's New Englander.
SCP-5013 will diligently watch the most interesting event in it's close vicinity. While observing an event, SCP-5013 will ask questions about what is happening to anyone involved, as well as offer opinionated commentary on the event. If people interact with SCP-5013, answering its questions or responding to it's commentary, it will manifest copies of itself nearby, feeding off of both the inherent allure of a situation, as well as the attention it receives from those involved. When the event ends, or SCP-5013 loses interest (See Addendum B), SCP-5013 will walk away, disappearing once out of sight, and reappearing at the most interesting event nearby.
Level 4 Manifestation of SCP-5013 in 19██
If an event of sufficient interest occurs within a one kilometer radius of SCP-5013, a copy of itself will manifest nearby and behave accordingly. It is unknown if there is any limit to the number of copies SCP-5013 can produce of itself, as each SCP-5013 manifestation appears to be equally powerful, showing only cosmetic differences.
Instances of SCP-5013 are corporeal and can be killed by conventional means, but following any attempt to kill SCP-5013, a new instance of itself will appear behind its murderer and begin interacting with them as usual. The grander the attempt at terminating SCP-5013, the more copies of itself will manifest to watch, and any further attempts to eliminate SCP-5013 are disallowed without O5 approval.
Audio log from Interview 5013-█:
Interviewer: Dr. █████
Interviewed: SCP-5013
Foreward: First and final interview with SCP-5013
<Begin Log>
[███████ ████████ Time, Site-███, 19██]
SCP-5013: This is all very exciting Doctor!
Dr. █████: Do you have a name?
SCP-5013: Edward Jones, at your service!1
Dr. █████:
