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Item #: SCP-π-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-π-J is to be kept in Dr. █████'s private locker and only to be taken out for purposes of confirming that it is still anomalous when the large open field at Site-██ is not being occupied by [DATA EXPUNGED]. Access to or viewing of SCP-π-J requires permission from members of the SCP-π-J anomaly confirmation team. Materials, objects, people, and other anomalies owned by the Foundation are to be given to the SCP-π-J confirmation team when requested, as the method of being able to confirm if SCP-π-J is anomalous or not requires different things and the objects, people, materials, or SCPs needed to confirm SCP-π-J's anomalous properties will change at random. The viewing of the inside contents of SCP-π-J is only accessible to members of the SCP-π-J anomaly confirmation team.

Description: SCP-π-J is a large collection of (Currently 33 volumes) +1500-paged books all with the title "The Rules of Super Crazy Puggleball. The inside contents of these books are unable to be accessed by personnel not part of the SCP-π-J confirmation team, as once the book is opened, the game must be played through without d and if the person reading is not a member of the SCP-π-J anomaly confirmation team, , this will make the collection of books cause a singularity, wiping out all of humanity. A "Match" of SCP-π-J can last from 4 seconds to [REDACTED]

The number of volumes can increase at random, video surveillance is always cut off from the Dr. █████'s office when another volume of SCP-π-J materializes.1


Addendum: SCP-π-J was discovered when Dr. █████ was found handling a collection of rulebooks (at the time there were 4), Agent ██████, began to question Dr. █████ suspecting that the rulebooks where not for foundation purposes and would have to be burned. Dr. █████ corrected Agent ██████, informing that it is a new SCP he found and that he was on his way to register it. Agent ██████ then told him that he was going the wrong way and then directed him to the SCP registration office.

See the digital list of rules: (Other tab)

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