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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is currently located within Outpost-125, under the guise of a trailer park. Outpost-125 is to be staffed by a team of 20 security personnel at all times. Any civilians approaching Outpost-125 are to be redirected by on-site staff members.
Interaction with SCP-XXXX must be approved by personnel with Level 4 clearance or higher. All items acquired from SCP-XXXX are to be transferred to Site-19 for further testing and storage.
Personnel attempting to use the item upon acquisition without authorization will be subject to severe disciplinary measures.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient entity, approximately 1.7 meters in height, possessing a normal human body structure except for a hovering white sphere that acts as the head of the body. Despite its appearance, the entity is capable of producing vocalizations and appears to be fluent in several languages, but seems to prefer talking in English or French.
It identifies itself as "███████" and usually seen wearing an opera cloak during most manifestation, accompanied by a homburg hat. The entity also seems to have knowledge about the culture of various civilizations, including some proved to be non-existent.
SCP-XXXX-A is a small wooden kiosk stall. The interior of the stall is consists of several shelves displaying various items that constantly changing after each manifestation and a door all installed in the back. Observation from the front of the stall indicates that the door leads to a small room with items and decorations of various cultures.
SCP-XXXX will manifest when an individual approaching SCP-XXX-A and generally appears to be very joyful during most manifestation, it will present an item and try to convince the subject to purchase it with a highly persistent attitude. If the subject accepts the deal, the entity will ask for quantities of coin1 as payment. If the subject declines, SCP-XXXX will express a sadness tone and will continue to convince subject to purchase another item. Following a successful trade, the entity will retreat back into the room and ceases all activity for the rest of the day.
Since the initial containment, Foundation has acquired ██ items from the entity. Most of them are anomalous with ██ considered to be normal through several extensive tests.
Discovery: After reports of multiple anomalous activities in █████████, MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") were dispatched and confirmed the presence of anomalous items in the possession of several civilians. All items were confiscated and involved individuals were detained and interviewed, which led to the discovery of SCP-XXXX-A. Class-B amnestics were administered to all civilians in the area.
During the construction of Outpost-125, it has been discovered that all objects or individuals that travel through the door on SCP-XXXX-A will return to the same starting point. To date, only SCP-XXXX is capable of manipulating the uses of the door and even so it seems to have no attempt at leaving the stall.
List of Recovered Items| Items | Quantity | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Bag of carrots | 12 | The words "Hare Removal" were painted on the bag. When consumed by the member of the species Leporidae2 will cause them to immediately shed and violently burst. Testing with other species including human shows no results, other than being described as "tasteless". |
| Vinyl figure | 1 | Emit small amounts of UV radiation during daytime. The text “Little Solar People®: Sun-Man” are printed under the stand of the figure. |
| Confuciusornis sanctus | 1 | Suffering from malnutrition prior to recovery. |
| -- | 2 | --—— |
| [DATA EXPUNGED] | 1 | Projecting [REDACTED]. The object was found in the possession of Thomas ██████, who managed to kill two personnel before being terminated. |
Addendum XXXX.1 | Test Logs:
Addendum XXXX.2 | Transcript XXXX-:
Below is a transcribed log of a conversation between D-52678 and SCP-XXXX during Test-XXXX-10.
<Begin Recording, 24/03/2019, 11:02 AM>
[20 minutes removed for brevity]
D-52678: So these stamps are..….. normal right? I don't really want my face to blow up or……
SCP-XXXX: Of course not! In what kind of reality that stamps explode? That reminds me though. A good friend of mine in [Untranscribable] is an expert on that! I think I will pay him a visit, it's been quite awhile now.
D-52678: In where now?
SCP-XXXX: Oh you haven't heard of [Untranscribable]? Shame, it's a place I can't describe in just a few words. Just know that
D-52678: Sound a little bit-
SCP-XXXX: Appealing? Breathtaking? You got that right! But at the end of the day, old ███████ is always here to satisfy your needs!
D-52678: Right… Wait, this is the first time you talk. I mean….. beside about the stuff you are selling.
SCP-XXXX: Well, I do enjoy a small talk with customers that I adore or puts me in a good mood.
D-52678: So…. I’m making you feel good?
SCP-XXXX: Of course you are! You are one of my favorite customers!
D-52678: Okay… Thanks, I guess.
SCP-XXXX: You’re most welcome my friend! Now, I do believe we’re done for today. Come back again any time you want, and I will always have something you need!
<End Recording>
