Multiversal Spud by Scott Hicks

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: The object is to be kept in a 5 meters sided, cubic cell. It must stay suspended at 2.5 meters by a PVC Wooden pillar. Said pillar must be replaced after every Activation Event. During an Activation Event, all personel must leave SCP-XXXX containment cell at once.

Object has been neutralized through use of SCP-████, document preserved for archiving reasons.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a metallic, perfectly dodecahedral structure with a height of 1.2 meters and a (current) mass of 135.6 139.4 146.3 kilograms. It is completely impervious to all means of damage tested, including blunt force, high explosive military grade weaponry, laser cutting, and [DATA EXPUNGED].

Randomly, SCP-XXXX will trigger what the Foundation has called an "Activation event" during which it will become unaffected by gravity, unmovable, and absorb any matter in a radius of around 1.3 meters from it's surface, the mass of which will add up to the item's own mass. The Activation Event lasts anywhere from 2 seconds and up to ██ minutes. At some point during the event, an item or items can be ejected from one of SCP-XXXX faces. The ejected item is, at most, half the mass of the matter absorbed up to that point during the event. The list of items that have been ejected is included in Addendum A.

Following an Activation Event, the item will be affected by gravity normally, and is perfectly movable until the next Activation Event, which usually happens beetween 23 days and 56 ██ minutes since the conclusion of the last one.
The item was found laying on the bottom of a 5.27 meters deep crater, at about 6km from Site-██. It had apparently dug the crater through a series of Activation Events.

Addendum A: List of Items ejected from SCP-XXXX

• Sections of PVC and wood, equal in size and material to those used to secure SCP-XXXX in place.
• Pieces of concrete.
• Water.
• [DATA EXPUNGED], DNA testing showed perfect match with Dr. Hicks, even though he isn't missing any of his limbs.
• Dirt and grass leaves
• Glass shards
• [DATA EXPUNGED] corresponding to one of the Site ██'s living D-Class.
• A Foundation D-Class Orientation Pamphlet, written backwards, included in Addendum B.
• Pebbles.
• A lenght of standard copper cable
• Feces.
• Blood.
• A picture of Dr.███████ supervising the construction of SCP-XXXX cell.
• A foundation SCP-XXXX document, included in Addendum B, also written backwards.
• A 1.3 meters long chain segment.
• A letter, signed by Dr.███████, also included in Addendum B, written in a backwards fashion, just as all other documents.

Addendum B: Documents ejected by SCP-XXXX

Excerpt of deviations from actual SCP-XXXX document.

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This document seems to call Activation events "Absorptions"

Description: SCP-XXXX is a metallic, perfectly dodecahedral structure with a height of 1.2 meters and a (current) weight of 125.8 kilograms.

The Absorption lasts anywhere from 1 second and up to 6 minutes.

After an Absorption, the item will be affected by gravity normally, and is perfectly movable until the next one, which usually happens beetween 35 days and 127 minutes since the conclusion of the last one.

Letter, signed by Dr. ███████, expelled and recovered on ██/██/2███

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I imagine you must be confused as to why this thing came into existance randomly, right? Here's the deal. We sent it there. I don't even know if you can read this, hell, i don't even know if you'll get this, but pay close attention.

Note from Dr. Hicks
Does that mean SCP-████ sends things to other dimensions? Did we just sentence a universe to a terrible fate? Are we just playing multiversal spud?