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DATE: 31 Jul 2021 03:35

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toilet-flying-through-the-air.jpg

suborbital floating toilet?! Photograph taken of SCP-2078-J being sent into suborbital space.

Item #: SCP-2078-J

Object Class: KETER! ITS A FLOATING TOILET Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: none. its a floating toilet. how do you contain a floating toilet?

SCP-2078-J is to be contained within a (preferably reinforced) crate and stored in a Site-81 containment locker. Crate containing SCP-2078-J is to have an automatic gravity manipulator implemented. As of ██/██/20██, non-lethal testing has been authorized for research personnel with Level 2 clearance or higher with supervision specialized in gravity mechanics.

Description: its a toilet- that floats- in the air! people even sent it into space! and guess what? IT CAME BACK! its a sentient flying toilet! like what the hell

I cant go to the restroom now, for all i know the toilet im sitting on could bite me or all of a sudden fly in the damn sky!

every so often itll land on the ground, maybe its hungry or something idk but anyways- i forgot what i was saying- oh yea. the thing has water in it! and you can flush it! where does the waste go? nothing comes out of the plumbing mumbo jumbo in the back

ive never seen it speak before but i wouldnt be surprised if a sentient toilet just started blabbing randomly. this foundation contains some weird stuff, like that neck snapping peanut. anywho, i suggest we terminate the toilet. its way to dangerous, like cmon! its a floating toilet for god sakes!

SCP-2078-J is a standard American ceramic toilet lacking the ability to rust and age. Item also possesses the ability to float. SCP-2078-J, prior to being contained, has been publicly sighted multiple times, typically floating approximately a meter off the ground, appearing very shaky in all recorded videos of SCP-2078-J. Media of SCP-2078-J began appearing on the internet in early 20██. All videos and photographs were expunged from the internet by Kappa-10 and all News stations covering SCP-2078-J have been intercepted.

SCP-2078-J would later be detained in ███████ █████ Park in ██████, Oregon later the same year media of it circulated. After █ months contained, Site-81's Ethics Committee authorized testing for SCP-2078-J. As of ██/██/20██, no tests have yet been conducted, a gravity manipulating attachment has been requested for non-gravity based tests on SCP-2078-J.

The item does not appear to require plumbing to function, being able to be flushed and refilled with water as if attached to proper plumbing. When briefly tested, it was discovered that the contents flushed do not exit through any orifice of the toilet. SCP-2078-J also has never shown to clog, leading personnel to believe SCP-2078-J cannot be clogged unless a solid object fully blocks the flushing point. This has yet to be tested.

Addendum 1: Prior to containment, in early 20██, SCP-2078 was discovered by home owners on their property in ██████, Oregon and was later sent into suborbital space with several helium balloons. The balloons popped from the pressure at approximately 9,100 meters in altitude. However, SCP-2078 proceeded to advance higher until reaching suborbital space at approximately 100,050 meters where it lingered for just short of an hour before falling back down in the same direction it had flown and landed sixty (60) meters away from the aforementioned home owners' property.

Dr. ███████, please see me in my office later after hours.
-Task Manager Benjamin

no, ████ off dude
i was assigned this SCP

Doctor, I understand that. However, the presentation of said SCP is unacceptable.
-Task Manager Benjamin

jeez fine dude, I'll revise the damn document

Both of you, stop using this file to converse. Dr. ███████, I expect this document to be revised by the end of the day.
-J.T from File Administration

Chill chill, man. I'm getting on it now sheesh

Uhh what are the special containment procedures again?

Jesus Christ, Doctor. I'm reassigning this file to someone more qualified.
-Task Manager Benjamin

Bruh.

This file has been reassigned to Senior Researcher █████████. Now please stop discussing here. That's not what these files are for.
-Emily from File Administration

Footnotes

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DATE: 31 Jul 2021 01:14

[Camera: Southwest corner in the room of the house that the SCP Foundation uses for Procedure 4000-Halloway and minor Thaumaturgical Incantations]

[Agent █████████ steps into view with a bottle of whisky in one hand]

[He stumbles on over to the closet containing the ritual items required for the Halloway method]

[He lights some hay on fire, starting a fire]

[Tosses the powdered bones of a male red fox, a lion, and a baleen whale into it]

[Burns [REDACTED]]

[He stumbles for a moment and tosses the 3 feathers required for the ritual into the fire, letting them shoot through the place where smoke emanates from]

[The location in a house where one typically roasts marshmallows on an open flame starts to speak]

Phrase Spoken: What do you seek?

[Agent █████████ stumbles over to the tape recorder and hits a switch]

Tape Recorder: To walk the trees.

Phrase Spoken: Now, mind your manners.

Tape Recorder: To walk them, please.

[The place where ash may or may not be generated in a house shifts form and reveals a passageway]

[Agent █████████ starts to stumble to the entrance. However a Bear, a Monkey and a nearly naked man with pointed ears and wearing a thong step out to intercept him]

Agent █████████: The fuck? You can’t come out here, you’re trapped!

Moira: Hello sir, I’m Moira Denotti, this is Bradley and our intern Steve Jobs. Sir, could you step aside for a moment?

Agent █████████: How??

Moria: We’ve temporarily borrowed these names.

Agent █████████: The fuck is this shit?

Moira: Sir, I need you to step aside.

Agent █████████: Like hell I am, you know who I work for

Moria: SCP foundation I assu-

Agent █████████: The fucking SCP Foundation. You know what that means?

[Moria, Bradley and Steve Jobs just look at each other]

Agent █████████: I’m your -belch- worst fucking nightmare!

Moria: Sure you are sir, sure you are, now if you could please step over here.

Agent █████████: Fuck you, I’m going to go see that hot fucking gopher with the teeth. She totally wanted it when I met her two months ago.

Bradley: That’s fine sir, but you can’t go in without being vetted.

Agent █████████: Why the -burp- fuck not?

Steve: Because we’ve been getting strange visitors from the Church of the Broken God as of late and we have decided to enact travel bans. Now while the SCP Foundation isn’t banned, they have been flagged as a ‘Group of interest’

Agent █████████: The fuck?

Moria: Step aside sir.

[Agent █████████ attempts to stumble his way past the 3 entities. Moria catches Agent and pulls him to the east corner of the room]

Moria: Steve, wand him.

[Steve waves a branch he had been carrying around the drunken Agent while Moria lets him go]

Steve: Oh boy. He’s got tons of cold iron on him.

Bradley: Sir, we’re going to need you to turn out your pockets

Agent █████████: Whadda mean I can’t carry cold iron? What? Is this is a communist country or something? I thought this is SC -belch- was America!

Moria: Sir, you either need to consent to a strip search or we will need you to leave.

[Agent looks at all three entities before running past them and into the place that you need to get a chimney sweeper to sweep once a year]

[Bradley tackles Agent onto the floor.]

Moria: Detain him.

Bradley: STOP RESISTING

Steve: Get th- ugh!

Agent █████████: I’m coming my queen! I forsake all others in the name of your servi-

Moria: Taze him

[Bradley tases Agent █████████ approximately 3 times in 45 seconds]

Moria: Get him up.

Agent █████████ : -garbled gibberish-

Moria: Sir, by the names of Queen Mab and the Queen that we have forsaken, I am placing you in our custody. You have the right to remain silent, any name you give can and will be used against you. You have the right to a new name if your name gets taken from you before we deport you. Yo-

[Agent █████████ starts seizing, it is hypothesized that he broke his suicide capsule in his wisdom tooth]

Steve: The fuck is going on?

Bradley: How should I know? I know nothing about these sun kids!

Moria: Calm down, calm down

[Moria looks at Agent █████████ in the mouth]

Moria: Oh fuck that's serious, right um. Check him for a phone.

[Steve Quickly pats him down]

Steve: Found one boss.

Moria: Use it to call the ambulance or whatever humans use

[At this moment Agent █████████ stops seizing]

Bradley: Oh fuck.

[Note: Agent █████████’s phone was specifically programmed to contact an SCP emergency line if ever used. Due to this, we have the records on file and have synchronized them with the video footage]

House: SCP Emergency contact, how can I help you?

Steve: Uh hi, I got an Agent █████████ and uh, I think he’s dying.

House: Alright, where is his current location

House: Um, he’s at the house where you guys do the thing to go into our home?

House: What House?

Steve: hu- NO WAIT, STOP!

[As of this moment, House starts screaming, footage is shown of House’s front door distending from her front lawn]

House: Oh god whats going on with House? AGHHHHH

[House has committed a breach of ESHU-4000, causing others in the room to comment on House’s condition. No one at Site-House was trained in ESHU-4000 compliant communication]

Moria: What’s going on??

Steve: They’re just screaming!!?? Oh god STOP SAYING HOUSE

Moria: Oh don't fucking tell me

Bradley: Boss, I think this place's name is -

Moria: I KNOW, I know I know I know.

[Moria claps his paws together. Screaming and guttural cries can still be heard from the phone]

Moria: I know this looks bad, but we've done our jobs right? So let's just pop back home for a nice cup of tea.

Bradley: What should we do about him?

Moria: He's got a name, don't he? Take it. We'll need more names if we are to vet more visitors anyway.

[At this moment, a Gopher emerges from the fireplace.]

Gopher: █████████!!!

[Gopher approaches Agent █████████ and wraps its claws around him]

Gopher: Oh my poor █████████, how could they do this to you?

[Steve quickly digs into Agent █████████'s pockets and pulls out a wallet]

Moria: Alright, lets go. Ma'am, you're going to need to come with us.

[Gopher is crying out to the Agent who never had a name as the four return.]

NOTE: Weeks later, an Agent █████████ from the Forest of folk who can toy with names presented a bill for time worked to the Foundation]
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DATE: 30 Jul 2021 16:05

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SCP-6150.jpg

SCP-6150 in use prior to containment

Item #: SCP-6150

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and all related components are to be kept in a passcode locked container within the finance department of Site-15. The container is to be labeled with non-compromising, generic warning signs. Only senior finance department managers and researchers designated to study SCP-XXXX are to have access to the passcode. CAUTION: Object possesses cognitohazerdous properties!

Description: SCP-XXXX presents as a seemingly normal looking Bloomberg Terminal. It's physical construction is entirely non-anomalous, with the exception of all serial numbers and component designations being serial #10241929, although it is not yet proven there is a correlation between this serial number and the anomalous properties of the object.

SCP-XXXX, when activated, will display the user's stock portfolio as in rapid decline, presenting across the board losses among all stocks, bonds, and options, regardless of assumed stability, or actual stock data. Following interaction with the terminal, subjects become heavily distraught over their financial stability, and, if left unmonitored, will successfully attempt suicide within one week of exposure. The exclusion to this effect is those possessing doctorates in fields of finance or data/financial analytics, who seem to be driven to manage the faux portfolio presented by the SCP, as opposed to simply commit suicide. Measures taken by the subject appear to have visible impacts on the person's stocks, causing their real portfolio to increase marginally in value.

It is not yet approved of or studied to utilize SCP-XXXX to increase productivity of Site-15 financial staff.

SCP-XXXX possesses a concerning level of classified information on Foundation financial and monetary status. The Foundation presents on the terminal as stock ████, and expels detailed, albeit incorrect, information on Foundation financials. In addition, data mining by MTF Rho-9, "Technical Support," have exposed that the device contains up to date, extensive knowledge on financial structures, institutions, and leadership of almost every major financial and corporate entity, regardless of private or public ownership. All system resets and further data mining and dumping have failed to remove this information from the anomalous object.

In addition, when placed in and used within a faraday cage, the SCP's information continues to remain prevalent, despite having no way of knowing the information must be updated. This has lead to the conclusion that the device possesses an unrealistic amount of data storage on the device, as it is almost impossible it is attached to any sort of cloud or offsite data storage.

SCP-XXXX was originally located on the 31st floor of ███ West Street, in New York City. The object was discovered following the suspicious death of a ██ y/o finance intern, who jumped from the building following interaction with the terminal. After nearly a dozen similar incidents, MTF Mu-4 was dispatched, and was able to successfully retrieve the object. Class A amnestics were distributed to all members of the public who came in contact with the anomaly, as well as all those working on the 31st floor of the building. Following containment, the object was transported to Site-15, where it has remained in containment without breach.

Special Testing Considerations: Class A amnestics are to be administered within 72 hours of exposure to all test subjects if it is necessary to prevent mortality.
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DATE: 30 Jul 2021 14:38

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is being locked in the airtight room and mixture iron, sawdust, aluminum and copper as room walls material [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-XXXX is a dark blue crystal with a diameter of 40 mm that floats in the air at a distance of 1m. SCP-XXXX was discovered in the middle of the (Sahara) desert in the year 200(1) devouring a large amount of desert. SCP-XXXX can devour almost all forms of material and element from solid, liquid, and gas into the atomic level. However, SCP-XXXX requires more time to devour various materials such as a mixture of iron and wood at varying speed.[Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

[[footnoteblock]]

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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DATE: 30 Jul 2021 05:54
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Item #: SCP-5428

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5428 is to be contained in a 22ft by 28ft by 14ft cell with a one way mirror 5ft from the floor. SCP-5428 should be located in the middle of the containment cell restrained with heavy metal chains from the ankles and wrists of SCP-5428 to counteract it’s hostile behavior.

Description:

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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DATE: 30 Jul 2021 04:16
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SCPfivesecondruleface

SCP-6150's face (photocopy)

Item #: SCP-6150

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6150 is to be secured in a Safe-Class container with a lock requiring a 16-digit numbered pass code. SCP-6150 is only to be tested with the approval of personnel with level 4/6150 clearance or by the approval of the 05 council.

SCP-6150 is currently held by the 05 council at an undisclosed location.

Description: SCP-6150 is a 6.5cm x 9cm playing card made from standard playing card material. The back of the playing card features a red pattern with white border standard with most standard playing card decks. The face of the playing card shows two red triangles and a red rectangle. These shapes appear to form a logo similar to that of a rewind button on a media player.
SCP-6150, when held or carried on the person of a human, may cause an instance of SCP-6150-1 to manifest 1.5meters - 2meters away from the person holding SCP-6150. SCP-6150-1 manifests most commonly when the subject in possession of SCP-6150 is in immediate danger.
SCP-6150-1 manifests as a human who is identical to the subject in possession of SCP-6150, with the notable exceptions that these instances don’t also possess SCP-6150, and SCP-6150-1 instances claim to have died five seconds after being manifested.
Interviews with SCP-6150-1 suggest the subject holding SCP-6150 would have died five seconds after SCP-6150-1 would have manifested if the instance of SCP-6150-1 would not have manifested.

Experiment Log:

Experiment #: 1
Subject: D-3315, 34-year-old caucasian male, healthy
Procedure: Subject is to hold SCP-6150, then to be terminated by on-site security personnel.
Result: Instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests five seconds before subject is to be terminated. Subject is terminated five seconds after SCP-6150 manifests, with heavy disapproval from SCP-6150-1. SCP-6150-1 is interviewed and studied for 84 hours before being returned to a D-Class chamber. SCP-6150-1 instance is to resume duty as D-Class personnel until the subject expires.

Experiment #: 2
Subject: D-3527, 41-year-old caucasian female, healthy
Procedure: Subject is to hold SCP-6150, then to be threatened with termination by on-site security personnel. Subject was not to be terminated.
Result: Instance of SCP-6150-1 did not manifest. Subject survived and was returned to their chamber.

Experiment #: 3
Subject: D-4112, 56-year-old caucasian male, healthy
Procedure: Subject is to hold SCP-6150, then to be terminated by on-site security personnel. If, however, an instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests, they are to be terminated instead.
Result: Instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests five seconds before D-3315 is to be terminated. SCP-6150-1 is terminated, and the subject is interviewed and tested. Subject shows no knowledge of SCP-6150-1 before the experiment.

Experiment #: 4
Subject: D-6124, 37-year-old african-american female, healthy
Procedure: Subject is to hold SCP-6150, then to be terminated by on-site security personnel. If an instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests, they are to hold SCP-6150 before being terminated.
Result: Instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests five seconds before D-6124 is to be terminated. SCP-6150-1 attempts to prevent the death of the subject, and is terminated instead. Subject is still terminated.
Analysis: Only one instance of SCP-6150-1 was able to manifest, even though the subject was still in immediate danger.

Experiment #: 5
Subject: D-9294, 32-year-old caucasian male, healthy
Procedure: Subject is to hold SCP-6150, then to be terminated by on-site security personnel. If an instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests, they are to hold SCP-6150 before being terminated.
Result: Instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests five seconds before D-6124 is to be terminated. SCP-6150-1 holds SCP-6150 before being terminated, and a second instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests. The second instance of SCP-6150-1 prevents the first instance of SCP-6150-1 from picking up and holding SCP-6150. Both instances are terminated.
Analysis: SCP-6150-1 can create more instances of themselves, so long as SCP-6150 is given to the new instance before being terminated. This could create a theoretical cycle of SCP-6150-1 being created and terminated.

Experiment #: 6
Subject: D-4213, 31-year-old african-american male, healthy
Procedure: Subject is to hold SCP-6150, then to be terminated by on-site security personnel. If an instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests, the subject is not to be terminated.
Result: Instance of SCP-6150-1 manifests and the subject survives. Both SCP-6150-1 and the subject are studied for similarities. Both the subject and SCP-6150-1 are shown to be 99.9% equal in personality, intelligence, body type and every other measurable attribute. Both the subject and SCP-6150-1 instance survive.

The 05 council has denied the allowance of further testing.

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DATE: 30 Jul 2021 03:29


BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL

The following file is Level 3/9221 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.

9221

Special Containment Protocols:

Description:
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DATE: 29 Jul 2021 23:55

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: in order to keep GOI's away from SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX is to be put into a 8 x 8 x 8 locked safe inside a containment room, guarded by two-four security personal out in the front of the room with security cameras placed all round the area.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a single red boxing glove with signs of worn on the object.
On the objects exterior there is a label stating "Wondertainment's new one-hit boxing gloves".

SCP-XXXX is an object that has the ability to knockout any entity for 30 minutes given that the user exerts enough force. the amount of time a entity is knocked out for will always be for 30 minutes no matter the circumstance.

Discovery:
SCP-XXXX was found in Portland Oregon on 1/6/1975 during a raid of an suspected Wondertainment warehouse. when in the ware, task force members found the warehouse abandoned with only wooden table and SCP-XXXX.
when the object was found, a note hanging on the back of the glove was discovered with writing stating "property of sir Remington the third, for whom ever reads this note please return my glove too where you first found it. If by chance I ever come back to the location of where I left my toy and find that it is missing, rest assured things will get quite nasty" currently armed task force members are station where SCP-XXXX was first discovered

Test A - Date

Subject: d-

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Cross-Test A - Date 4/23/1975

Subject: SCP-2800 and SCP-XXXX

Procedure:

Results:
after the experiment
Analysis:

Subject: SCP- and SCP-XXXX

Procedure:

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after the experiment
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Subject: SCP- and SCP-XXXX

Procedure:

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Addendum:
As of █/█/█ SCP-XXXX has disappeared from containment

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Task Force: Delta-4 ("Minutemen")

Minutemen

Site-47 Edition


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DATE: 29 Jul 2021 21:29
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SCP-7430's containment chamber during a breach.

Item #: SCP-7430

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7430 is currently contained in a reinforced steel containment chamber designed to resemble a late 2000s American surgery room located at Site-██. No further containment procedures are required due to subject's passive nature. In the event of a Euclid or Keter class breach, on-site Security personnel are to escort SCP-7430 to the nearest Breach shelter with Level 3█ priority. Interviews with SCP-7430 have been authorized for Medical personnel and researchers specializing in biological anomalies with Level 2 clearance or higher and under Advisory supervision.

Description: SCP-7430 is a surgeon of Latin descent with a Master’s Degree in Medical Science and an advanced knowledge of biology and medical-surgical practices, having graduated from Harvard Medical School in 20██. Subject will always be observed wearing standard issue surgeon scrubs. SCP-7430 was first discovered at ████████ County Hospital in █████, Iowa in early 20██. Subject was later detained and temporarily contained at Site-81 later that year on ██/██/20██ whilst proper containment was devised at Site-██.

SCP-7430 is often very talkative and especially enjoys talking with other doctors and surgeons. Subject has an incredibly advanced intelligence, with IQ results coming out to ███. SCP-7430 is noted as being affable and empathetic, having a warm, calm voice.

Following the first two (2) months in containment, SCP-7430 was believed to be non-anomalous. Subject had not previously displayed any anomalous capabilities other than an exceedingly advanced intelligence and release of SCP-7430 began pending. However, SCP-7430 would be reclassified as Euclid approximately a month after release began pending. See Incident 7430-A.

Incident 7430-A: Whilst pending release, insurgents of the Global Occult Coalition raided Site-██'s light containment zone where SCP-7430's containment resides. SCP-7430 was discovered by four (4) insurgents and shot with thirteen (13) confirmed rounds. Mobile Task Force Nu-7 operatives later found SCP-7430 standing over the insurgents, each bleeding from several bullet wounds in the chest.

Test 7000-1 Log: Researching possible healing/rebound/ricochet abilities following Incident 7430-A.

TESTING LOG

RESEARCHER: Senior Researcher R. Makarov

ATTENDING PERSONNEL: Assistant Researcher E. Marine, one (1) Class-D personnel, SCP-7430, three (3) Security personnel

TEST SUMMARY:

[BEGIN LOG]

D-████ is instructed to enter SCP-7430's containment chamber. Class-D is armed with a standard foundation-issued pistol. Class-D is instructed to approach SCP-7430, subject complies. SCP-7430 greets the Class-D personnel and asks him if he wishes to take a seat, subject declines. Class-D is then instructed to aim the pistol at SCP-7430, subject complies. SCP-7430 does not react. Class-D is instructed to specifically shoot one round at either of SCP-7430's legs, subject complies. Immediately the Class-D personnel stumbles to the ground. Upon closer inspection, it's discovered the Class-D had been shot in the left femur, while SCP-7430 shows no bullet wound. Test is concluded early and Medical personnel relocate the Class-D to attend their wound.

[END LOG]

CONCLUSION: Upon revealing test footage, it's been confirmed the designated round was indeed fired at SCP-7430. Footage did not show the bullet ricocheting at any point, leading personnel to conclude SCP-7430 possesses the ability to rebound any injury on it's attacker, and not being injured. While it appears the subject cannot be injured by other persons, whether or not SCP-7430 is immortal remains unknown.

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