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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5XXX - He, Scattered, in a Burdened Desert!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 02 Mar 2021 17:13
Anomaly Designation: SCP-5XXX
Anomaly Class: Chaos
Supernatural Case Procedures: A warning regarding the SCP has been issued, spread across the web and through word of mouth.
A volunteer team is currently working every morning to check the public bathrooms and document before destroying all instances of SCP-5XXX.
Description:
SCP-5XXX is the sword of the broke.
The sword of the broke is broke
And I am …
No no no wrong…
This is not what hte SCP is.
Why do I always get it wrong?
There is no ScP
It won't come out
Come come
He scattered in ab urdend desert
wodnering wondeirng wondering god
wnader
Oh my oh my
A star it kiled
Star dead
dead man
Man
mansion
mansion of the last Rockefellers
rock
SCP-5XXX is a series of "You are__ " messages that appear in bathroom walls. When observed and read directly (even in one's mind), anomalous effects of varying scales will affect the observer, with the results usually reflecting the message of the SCP-5XXX.
Below is a sample of some logs.
Scattered
In a burdened desert
Oh, what did we do?
To create a godless scape in the dreamscape
A burn in the Mona Lisa painting
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DATE: 02 Mar 2021 16:58
BY ORDER OF THE OVERSEER COUNCIL
The following files are Level 5 classified. Unauthorized access is forbidden.
SCP-XXXX
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DATE: 02 Mar 2021 12:11
SCP- photographed when it was first acquired
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: : SCP is to be kept in a Secure Storage Vault at Site. Under no circumstances should any personal other than class D personnel equip SCP. SCP should not be removed from it’s vault unless for testing purposes, SCP must be monitored constantly at this time as to make sure it is not confused for a regular pair of trousers.
Description: SCP is a pair of ████████ brand trousers of a dark beige colour. They are a men's size 32 inches and has a belt built into the trousers with 10 notches for different waist sizes.
When a subject put on the SCP and fastens its belt, there is an unknown connection made between the SCP and the wearer. No physical change can be observed, but SCP becomes impossible to remove from the wearer without killing the subject. The subject’s running speed is increased by an estimated 10% in most cases.
Over time, the trousers will begin to cause the subject to begin running at increasing speeds. This speed varies with the athletic capability of the subject, with SCP forcing the subject to increase at slower rates if the subject does not have an athletic ability. After 1 minute of wearing SCP, the subject will begin to notice their legs begin to move forward, seemingly on their own accord when the subject is stationary or attempting to move slower than this speed. This is around 1 step forward every 20 seconds at this point. At 2 minutes, this speed will have increased to 1 step every 13.5 seconds. At 2 minutes and 24 seconds. SCP will typically have reached the subjects typical slow walking pace. At 3 minutes and 7 seconds, the subject will typically be moving at the subjects typical walking pace. By 4 minutes and 30 seconds the user will be jogging, this typically does not prove a challenge for the subject, however if they are in poor health this may already prove a challenge (See Test-17). By 6 minutes the subject has typically reached a gentle running state. By 6 minutes and 42 seconds the subject has reached a moderately demanding running state, bodies subjects who do not have prior athletic experiences will begin to struggle to maintain this speed at this point. By 7 minutes and 10 seconds subjects will typically have reached what they perceive to be their highest possible speed. After this point it is more difficult to measure subjects speed but it is estimated to increase at a similar rate. Subjects will become distraught and fatigued by this point, displaying a strong desire to stop moving and claiming they cannot handle the movement. Subjects often lose consciousness, causing damage to their spine and neck as they often are propelled backwards at a high speed due to the lack of control from the subject and high speed they are travelling at. Subjects heart rates are over 100 BPM at this point and most subjects undergo a heart attack after exposure. Other events have shown loss of limbs, resulting in death by blood loss and the subject undergoing such discomfort from the experience that they have committed suicide whilst under the effects still. Once the subject is deceased, the process immediately halts and the body is flung in whichever direction the subject was travelling in at the same velocity it was travelling, this event can be damaging for the corpse if it reaches a wall suddenly, in some cases crushing the skull upon impact. At this point the belt buckle suddenly undoes itself through an unknown force and SCP halts any other anomalous properties until it is reattached to another living human subject.
Addendum-01: Subjects exposed to SCP will move straight ahead, unless the path is blocked, in which case the subject will begin turning in anticipation for the blockage in a way that does not stop the speed. At high speed the subjects typically move in circles to accommodate the high speeds. If there is not sufficient room to move, subjects will begin to run on the spot, appearing as if to be on a treadmill but the physical effect on the subject remains the same regardless of actual distance travelled. Subjects sat or lying down are not immune from its effects, the subject’s legs will automatically move to a position that they can attempt to move the subject. SCP will only apply it’s properties to a subject if they are worn on all legs and fastened correctly, SCP has been recorded to work on a subject with only one leg, causing the subject to “hop” instead of run.
Addendum-02: Subjects will not become aware of SCP’s effects until they attempt to move at a speed less than what SCP will force them to travel at. As of current, there is no known way to stop SCP’s process once it has been attached to a user via the belt. The highest recorded speed of a subject wearing SCP before death is 34.2 mph and the lowest was 7.8mph (See Test-17)
Addendum-03 Subjects must not be allowed to wear the trousers outside as the unknown direction the wearer could take could lead to damage to the SCP or the nearby personnel or facility.
Test 17- Investigation of SCP on overweight subject
Subject: D-7622- a male in his late 30's with a BMI exceeding 35
Foreword: Subject was placed in a large empty hall and instructed to put the trousers on
<Begin Test, 04/02/██>
Subject-7622 did not notice the effects for the first 42 seconds of exposure. When 7622 noticed the effects of SCP he quickly became extremely distressed. By 2 minutes 7622 was beginning to audibly pant and was attempting to negotiate with on site personnel. At 2 minutes and 39 seconds 7622’s panting increased further and he began panicking further. At 3 minutes and 12 seconds 7622 was visibly sweating and crying, showing signs of fatigue already. 7622 lost consciousness at 3 minutes and 51 seconds and at 4 minutes and 12 seconds 7622 suffered a heart attack, killing him 41 seconds later after 4 minutes and 53 seconds of exposure to SCP. His body came to an immediate stop and SCP came undone.
<End Test >
Closing Statement: Proof that SCP has much different effects on users depending on their physical health and athletic ability
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL #/XXXX CLASSIFIED
ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
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DATE: 02 Mar 2021 04:45
Item #: SCP-6089
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: 100 × 100 × 100 × isolation room. The guard post must also be fitted with a wall that cannot be destroyed by anything and equipped with CCTV to monitor its movements.
Description: If you touch it, it might be like falling asleep but you are actually dead. But dying pleasantly and suddenly the happiness turned into sadness. Every stuff than he touch will immediatelly broke. But if the steff that he touch broke, it will added as SCP-6089-1. The Stuff will follow instruction of The Adny. And if SCP-6089-1 touch Human Subject, That will teleport in unknown infinite world. When Guard see the situation, he is shocked when teleported in unknown world. But, after founded, He is die.
If you want to see that the infected object becomes SCP-6089-1:
- first, you have to squat and then you walk sideways.
- two, paths backward for 2 steps.
- three, walk while talk reverse.
- four, if the object starts responding with a beat be careful because that thing got infected and go as far as possible before it follows you anywhere.
Addendum 6089#1: SCP-6089 was died because depression, and then the body was just leather. Also, has no flesh. The Blood stained everywhere.
<incident: Guard 2015>
<begin log transcript>
<08:25:39> Guard: Why you always want to ruin all stuff and creature?
<08:25:58> SCP-6089: I just want to go back
<08:26:18> Guard: Back? where?
<08:26:40> SCP-6089: Home, my home.
<08:27:12> Guard: jerking hard HOME? SAY TO ME WHERE IS IT!
<end log transcript due error>
Note: After that, when guard go back to monitoring area, the guard vanished when opening door. And 2 CCTV cameras that capture him was error.
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DATE: 02 Mar 2021 04:29
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX was currently secured in Dr. ████ computer. The email address and the video was currently privated deleted2.
Description: SCP-XXXX Is a Youtube video with a duration of 0:38 seconds. The video has no likes, and gets 2 thousand dislike. The original video contains paper only3. However, if it is combined with the 2nd video on the channel, it will create a sense of sadness. His YouTube channel has now been removed so that no one can see the video or channel.
Addendum XXXX-1: The YouTube channel is named David_lazy, only 2 videos have been uploaded since 2015
<transcript from 1st video>
[ASFKAJEKN]
<00:00:00> - <00:00:38> just contain blank paper, no audio and no music
<transcript from 2nd video>
[We love him]
<00:00:00> - <00:00:38> blank video with random music appears, it will changed every you close and watch the video again
Addendum XXXX-2: 3rd video of David_lazy was deleted permanently.
File: We hate him
Founded: 2016
File type: VideoLoading transcript…
Successfully opened
<00:00:00> Secure…
<00:00:02> Contain…
<00:00:04> Protect…
<00:00:06 - 00:00:10> Dr. ████ appears in the video, ███ with usError, data corrupted!4
Clossing data immediately!!!███!
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5984!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 02 Mar 2021 03:46
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-5984
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5984-1 and SCP-5984-2 are both contained within a Maximum Security Storage unit at Site-19
Description: SCP-5984-1 resembles a standard RPG-7 that has been customized with spray paint, the depictions made by the spray paint will alter itself depending on the holder’s past regrets.
When SCP-5984-1 is fired, a new rocket will spring from inside of SCP-5984-1’s barrel and position itself. If SCP-5984-1’s trigger is held, the rockets will begin to fire out at a speed that slowly increases until eventually, after approximately 40 seconds, rockets will cease firing out. When this happens, a thick black smoke will be emitted from SCP-5984-1. This black smoke contained lead and various metals, this will severely poison any personnel who inhale the smoke and all personnel poisoned are required to seek immediate medical treatment.
SCP-5984-2 is a large steel crate approximately 1.5 meters in height with a lid that can be lifted off. Inside of SCP-5984-2 is an estimated 60 rockets.
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DATE: 02 Mar 2021 02:05
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5825; "Ol' Ironsides"!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 02 Mar 2021 01:59
A photo of SCP-5825, during recovery of the hours-long search. Plaque covered up by mud and other residue.
Item #: SCP-5825
Object Class: Safe
SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-5825 is to be kept in a standard cargo crate not unlike the ones on a transport barge. Said crate is to be kept in the storage facility of Site 75. Personnel with at least Level 2 Clearance are permitted to experiment with SCP-5825.
DESCRIPTION: SCP-5825 is a wooden rowboat commonly used during the Golden Age of Piracy (c. 1700s). It is missing it’s oars, has a lantern hanging on the bow, a medium-sized storage chest in the stern end, and a golden plaque on the stern itself embroidered with the name “Ol’ Ironsides” in cursive. SCP-5825 is in poor condition, with multiple holes covering the majority of the hull’s surface area, the lantern being severely cracked, and the plaque being horribly degraded by rust (though the name is still legible). The amount of damage plus the severity of the holes should be more than enough to sink it, yet SCP-5825 still remains buoyant in all bodies of water despite this. The lantern is also able to light up and turn off by knocking on the glass twice; no form of fire starting tools are required. The flame in the lantern is also colored green instead of the usual orange-red, though it otherwise behaves like a normal lantern flame. SCP-5825 is also immune to all forms of damage, ranging from bullets, to fire, to explosives, to even other living organisms (corresponding Test Log pending). Currently there is no known method found to damage or destroy SCP-5825. Many researchers have collectively nicknamed it as “The 682 of boats.” SCP-682 itself agrees with the sentiment after its corresponding test with SCP-5825.
ADDENDUM 5825-1: SCP-5825 has recently been discovered as having a secondary anomalous effect; it apparently is capable of air travel if the lantern is lit, and ceases the air travel if the lantern is turned off. SCP-5825, when airborne, behaves similar to how it normally behaves on water, except with the added condition of the rower being required to position themselves by leaning accordingly to row up, down, left, right, or straight. If there is no rower present, then it will drift through the air until someone either positions it back on course, or turns off the lantern, though it never seems to leave the atmosphere; if it hits the atmosphere, it slowly drifts along in a new path after a mild ricochet from the atmosphere, akin to a ball going somewhere else after hitting a hard surface. A tracking device has been installed directly on the bow underneath the lantern in case such an event happens again.
“Ugh, that took forever to track that thing down! And this is only a Safe Class?!” -D-28462, after reclaiming SCP-5825 7.5 hours after it accidentally was let loose.
“Yes, and would you rather be reassigned to a Keter?” -Researcher Ace Ocanari. D-28462 vehemently conceded the argument and went back to her cell, seemingly wanting to delay being Keter fodder for a small bit longer.
ADDENDUM 5825-2: SCP-5825 has its effects doubled during nighttime hours (apx. 8PM-8AM) and doubles again on top of that if exposed to moonlight. When airborne, it also moves much faster and turns much harder, akin to a race car. Proposal submitted to upgrade Object Class to Euclid.
“Request denied. Guys, it’s still a damn rowboat; just keep it in storage with the lantern turned off, it’s that simple. Though I will agree that we should keep it separated from Dr. Gerald at all costs. May as well be Keter if that happens.” -Researcher Ocanari
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DATE: 01 Mar 2021 22:27
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
SCP-XXXX is an anomalous parasitic organism which superficially resembles a conical paper party hat. SCP-XXXX's primary hosts are humans, with a preference for adults. The primary mode of infection appears to be reliant on SCP-XXXX's low grade telepathy to attract hosts. This telepathy is thought to act as a subtle influence, drawing the attention of the host until the unwitting victim puts SCP-XXXX on their head. Immediately after, tendrils burrow into the skull cavity and begin to influence behaviour through the release of hormones and other neuro-chemicals. Behaviour changes are often subtle at first with the host seeming more cheerful, this then progresses to the host beginning to plan (often large) parties.
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DATE: 01 Mar 2021 21:52
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is contained in a 12x12x12 cell with two separate areas for sleeping, some sort of entertainment for animals (ex: dangling synthetic mouse) that must be replaced once every week, and an automatic water system connected to site water lines.
Due to SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties, one D-Class personnel a member of foundation staff must enter SCP-XXXX's cell and "feed" it once every 24 hours to keep it from demanifesting.
Head researcher, Dr. Simmons has deemed all instances of SCP-XXXX-1 safe, and allowed the feeder to keep SCP-XXXX-1 if they so choose.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, male, quadrupedal creature similar in shape to a possum with abnormally large ears. It's fur patterns, vocalizations, and (non anomalous) diet closely resemble that of a western red fox. But DNA testing shows closest relation with the common house cat.
SCP-XXXX enjoys affection from humans, and will go out of it's way to be pet or cared for. Those giving SCP-XXXX affection report feeling a sense of happiness and enjoyment, regardless of their previous outlook on animals.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects are shown in it's diet. SCP-XXXX has shown the ability to consume anything without any sort of repercussion. If SCP-XXXX is fed something undesirable by a human, it will immediately regurgitate an object that the feeder specifically wanted or needed at that moment. This process does not seem to bother SCP-XXXX. It even appears proud of its creation, regardless of size, and pain that it would inflict upon being regurgitated.
If SCP-XXXX is not fed an object by a human at any point within 24 hours, it will demanifest, and teleport to the nearest human in need of a specific object.
