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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 17:15
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 16:33
Item #: SCP-7894
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 15:24
Item #: SCP-5266
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a greenhouse (200 Sqm.) alongside several fruit-bearing specimens of the genus // Magnifera//. A team of groundskeepers is to be monitored during their entire shift as well as undergo a fullbody scan upon entering and exiting the premises. Particular attention should be paid to the following behavior:
- Removal of mask
- Disproportionate amount of time spent on taking care of SCP-5266
- Expressing desire to work longer hours within the greenhouse
- Expressing desire to eat and/or take home fruit from the greenhouse
Any of those is grounds for immediate suspension. Additionally, if the scans reveal any unauthorised items being taken to or from the greenhouse, they are to be pacified and submitted to medical examination to judge whether termination is necessary.
Other personnel is not allowed to enter the greenhouse unless such is necessary to pacify the groundskeepers.
Furthermore the greenhouse is to be surrounded by concrete on all sides but the ceiling as to make sure that only one entrance exists. Apart from that entrance there are to be two chutes that lead underground. One is marked waste and the other marked fruit but both come lead to the same underground pool of acid which is to be replaced every four months to prevent any floral matter from staying intact.
Description: SCP-5266 is a plant-like organism. Seemingly a remarkable example of convergent evolution for it shares its morphology and a great deal of characteristics with fruit-bearing trees. However DNA-testing seem to place it outside of the floral kingdom entirely.
Physically it grows up to heights of 2-2.5 meters in 10-14 months after which it will last 10-15 years.
It carries large green leaves resembling those of a palm tree that will fall off quickly if temperatures get lower. It stands atop a massive root network that, similar to fungi, can grow much more expansive than the rest of the specimen. Uniquely it is able to have roots develop from higher up in the stem allowing it to encapsulate objects on the ground which creates the effect of the plant standing atop a mound of roots. Similar to thornbrushes that have been left unattended for decades.
Starting the second year of its lifespan it will bear fruit every six months if circumstances allow so. The distinct pheromones carried by this fruit are produced all-year-round however by small but noticeable bulbs all over the stem of the plant. This fruit it bears is red, round and heavy. Weights of upwards of 0.5 kg are not uncommon, putting serious stress on the branches. Its taste has been described as very sweet, though infused with a metallic component and sometimes [DATA EXPUNGED]. It seems capable of mimicking the fruits of other plants in the area.
The danger lies in how people and animals are attracted to this plant by the pheromones it emanates. As soon as the fruit is digested however two things will happen. The first is not dissimilar to more ordinary cases of addiction as the victim will greatly desire to eat more of it. The second effect is that the digestive system will be changed (e.g. the gut bacteria will be replaced by different ones) leading to an inability to survive without eating greater quantities of this fruit. Even if they happen to be carnivores. When the fruit has been eaten the victim will take a desperate search for more of it, spreading seeds along the way. If it fails it will attempt to use its final strength to make it back to SCP-5266 after which it will die and be digested after being enveloped by roots.
History: SCP-5266 was first discovered on the mountainside of a valley on the island of Borneo. Biologists had been led there by locals' stories of a holy plant that was not to be eaten. They pointed towards flying foxes which had eaten from it and had died painfully thereafter.
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 14:30
Item #: SCP-5449
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: [SCP-5449 is to be kept in standard containment unit and is to be entered once every week by an unarmed member of any personnel for maintenance. Maintenance consists of looking for abnormal behaviour from either SCP-5449’s pocket dimension or SCP-5449-01. If anything is suspected to be different from usual behaviour, personnel is to report to level 4 or higher clearance personnel and remain within SCP-5449 until further notice.]
Description: [SCP-5449 is an hexagonal 30cm wide by 30cm long by 12cm high dark blue stone made of an unknown material. When touched by a living organism, the organism will vanish from its current space and be transported to SCP-5449’s pocket dimension. Touching SCP-5449 within its pocket dimension relocates the organism to a space near SCP-5449 in our dimension.
The dimension consists of a 20 by 20 meters diameter perfectly circular landscape which appears to be surrounded by an empty void. The interior of SCP-5449’s pocket dimension always contains the same features: 10 cm away from the border of the circle is a 1.32 meters high column on top of which rests a perfect copy of SCP-5449, on the opposite side and 1.43 meters away from the border is a 3.4 meters high tree on top of a small hill, near the tree and is a 1 m long by 2 m wide by 2.3 m deep pond and finally, on the opposite side of the pond and 1.2 m away from the border is a 1.3 m long by 0.5 m wide by 0.34 m high bench perpendicular to the center. Composition of the ground, the pillar, the tree, the pond and the bench will change depending on the emotion felt by the organism as it touched SCP-5449. From 0 to 10 seconds after a subject enters SCP-5449, a tall humanoid entity referred to as SCP-5449-01 should appear somewhere within the circle.
SCP-5449-01 is completely white in colour and appears to be made of concrete. Despite its back being curved forward, it is 2.3 meters tall with short legs and a long torso. SCP-5449-01’s arms are 1.4 meters long, ending with enormous hands. Its head is bulky and lacks any facial features aside for a large smiling mouth which appears to be carved into its skull. The entity cannot be seen on video recording devices and doesn’t emit any sound or noises even while moving around. SCP-5449-01 acts friendly towards other entities and will not attack unless provoked. It will follow subjects around the dimension and attempt to calm anyone who feels anxious, depressed or angry by inviting them to sit with it at the bench.
Upon contact with the bench as SCP-5449-01 is also touching it, subjects immediately enter a calm and peaceful state of mind, appearing to suddenly see a silver lining to any of their problems, usually reporting that “their problems aren’t that bad after all”. This effect will only apply to subject’s current problems and will be negated by the addition of a new stressful situation or a modification that counters the silver lining seen of an already existing problem. SCP-5449-01 moves at nearly instantaneous speeds and while it doesn’t seem to run it appears to “walk” at an incredible pace. While SCP-5449-01 showed immeasurable strength and resistance to physical damage during a fight with D-class personnel, researchers have not further tested its resistance to chemicals due to the entity’s behaviour around objects it perceives as dangerous. Any objects left behind while exiting SCP-5449 will result in the object vanishing from the dimension, never to be found again.
Despite SCP-5449-01 not having eyes, present personnel always know exactly where it is looking. The entity seems to sense emotions from other living beings and while in its presence, personnel reported they could do the same for SCP-5449-01 even if its body language is non existent. The entity does not speak nor does it seem to understand any known language. It is theorized that it makes out the intention of a message by the emotion and/or the tone used. SCP-5449-01 shows no will to learn despite it demonstrating symbolism and a natural curiosity towards every object that are presented to it. This suggests that the emotions of SCP-5449-01 are artificial and simulated for therapy purposes.]
Addendum: [This section shows testing results and theories on SCP-5449-01.
This is a list of emotions corresponding to the material composition of the dimension known so far:
Neutral: blue stone of unknown material
Joy: pink coloured limestone
Excitement: green gem like crystal presumed to be peridot
Anger: bright orange gravel-like stone
Sadness: grey sand and limestone
Uncertainty: bright yellow sulfur
Calm: white marble like stone
Fear: unidentifiable solid material covered in thick black oil
According to a member of D-class, they where thinking about their own gruesome death when touching SCP-5449, leading to the dimension being made out of organic matter matching subject’s DNA.
SCP-5449-01’s behaviour is suspected to be algorithm based. It is usually expected to smile and stare at subject or do a situationally fitting action in response to subject. Here is a list of reaction-triggering acts known so far:
Subject doesn’t do anything: Entity will smile and stay still facing towards subject until further action.
Subject moves around: Entity will follow subject around.
Subject sits on bench: Entity will sit down with subject.
Subject sits on bench without entity and designates the available seat next to it: Entity rushes over and sits down with subject.
Subject purposefully damages terrain or objects belonging to SCP-5449: Entity will steal and destroy any object used to damage propriety and display an angry mouth as warning.
Subject attempts to harm SCP-5449-01: Entity will attempt to steal and destroy any object used to damage it and will display an angry mouth as a warning.
Subject attempts to damage terrain or SCP-5449-01 after first warning: Entity will straighten its back in an attempt to look more menacing as a second warning.
Subject offenses SCP-5449-01 after second warning: Entity will immediately terminate offensive subject before returning to its original happy state.
Subject speaks with a sincere or regretful tone resembling somewhat of an apology: Entity returns to its happy state as if nothing happened. Subject report that they “felt” SCP-5449-01 talking to them, saying: “all is forgiven”.
Subject falls or jump into void: Entity immediately catches subject and puts them back on land. Subject report “feeling” SCP-5449-01 telling them: “careful, you nearly fell”.
Subject hands over object to SCP-5449-01: Entity holds the given object until it is picked back up.
Subject shows off an object: Entity will appear deeply interested and contemplates the object.
Subject unintentionally forgets an object that has been shown within the dimension and comes back to pick it up: Entity will bring the object to subject and hand it over. Subject report “feeling” SCP-5449-01 telling them: “you forgot something”.
Subject is immersed in pond: Entity will stare at subject from near the pond.
Subject screams or hints distress while being in the pond: Entity pulls subject out of the pond and puts them back down on land. Subject report “feeling” SCP-5449-01 telling them: “careful”.
SCP-5449-01 recognizes some objects as dangerous and will attempt to steal and destroy the targeted object by crushing it in its hands. SCP-5449-01 will display an angry mouth as it does so, before returning to a happy state once the object is destroyed. These dangerous objects include so far anything that ressembles in shape or size a handgun or anything that has a sharp steel edge. These objects are suspected to be seen as dangerous after a member of D-class attempted to shoot SCP-5449-01 with a revolver and after a researcher attempted to collect a sample of stone from the bench with a pocket knife, which may have been interpreted as an act of vandalism.]
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 08:50
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5234 is to be contained within a 10 x 10 x 10 m containment cell, with an observation deck for Foundation personnel to conduct studies of instances of SCP-5234-B. Entrance to SCP-5234’s cell is limited to the observation deck, and under no circumstances are any personnel allowed entry to SCP-5234’s cell through the main entrance.
Description: SCP-5234 appears to be a bubble machine, branded as the "Dolphin Bubble Machine", manufactured by toy company Kidzlane®, measuring at 23 x 23 x 18 cm. SCP-5234 utilises a reservoir in its mouth, which can house six (6) fluid ounces of liquid, alongside a set of ten (10) bubble wands fixed on a point. SCP-5234-A comes with a bottle containing eight (8) liquid ounces of an opaque, viscous cyan liquid resembling soap film, which Dr. Hobbs refers to as ‘world bubble sauce' for convenience, which refills itself daily.
SCP-5234-A has demonstrated incredible durability, able to withstand ██ tonnes of force, and lacks certain features advertised on its packaging and its standard counterpart, including an electronic motor and battery compartment. The bubble wands, therefore, remain stationary, but can be moved by light physical force.
When SCP-5234 is powered on, it will begin to vibrate violently. However, if the reservoir is filled with a sufficient amount of world bubble sauce, approximately 6 fluid ounces, SCP-5234-B will proceed with the previously mentioned behaviour, but will begin to produce an instance of SCP-5234-B
SCP-5234-B are bubbles produced by SCP-5234-A when powered on. Instances of 5234-B have been observed to pursue entities within their confinement. and exhibits traits of sentience, including reaction to external stimuli and the gradual increase of movement speed. Instances of SCP-5234-B have the anomalous ability to allow wavelengths of sound to travel via the produced instance. Individuals who come in physical contact with an instance of SCP-5234-B through physical interaction will become recipients of the produced sound, allowing them to hear said sound being emitted from a disembodied source.
Instances of SCP-5234-B come in a variety of colours across the colour spectrum, from red to violet, hypothesised to differ based on wavelength of sound. Instances of SCP-5234-B have also been observed to be produced in groups, rather than through a single instance, and combine through a process referred to as 'Bubble Tagging'.
"Typically, a single instance will be produced, followed by other instances. These instances, rather than gravitating towards entities within the area, will travel towards the initial bubble, fusing with it, causing the initial bubble to grow larger.
Essentially, each bubble represents a second of sound that hits the toy, and they connect to form a chain. That chain, is one big, big bubble, like a sentence." - Dr. Roscoe Hobbs, briefing junior researchers on the concept of bubble tagging.
Experiments were performed in order to study the behaviour of SCP-5234-B instances, including an additional experiment to study the anomalous nature of the bubble wands, listed in the table below:
Addendum 5234-01: Foundation personnel have managed to initiate contact, through SCP-5234-A, with three entities, subsequently referred to as SCP-5234-Spectre, SCP-5234-Warthog and SCP-5234-Hammer:
Follow up interviews with all three individuals have been requested by Dr. Roscoe Hobbs, who also requests conducting the interviews himself. Request is currently pending approval.
Addendum 5234-02-B: Interviews with each of the three entities have been conducted, and have their transcripts listed below:
[INTERVIEWS WILL BE BELOW]
[ADDENDUM FOR METHODS OF SCP-5234-B INSTANCE TERMINATION FOR PROTOCOL L'ÉTRANGER]
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 08:20
1/XXXX LEVEL 1/XXXXCLASSIFIED |
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Item #: SCP-XXXXObject Class: Safe |
| Assigned Site | Site Director | Research Head | Assigned Task Force |
| Site-43 | Allan J. McInnis | Dr. J. Dune | MTF Lambda-17 "Doghunters" |
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber at the Safe Wing of Site-43, and is free to roam around the site as long as its accompanied by 1 security guard.
Dr. Rachel has been reprimanded for her unprofessional behavior during recontainment of SCP-XXXX, and has been relocated to Site-94. Under no circumstances is Dr. Rachel permitted to access files regarding SCP-XXXX or interact with it.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 24 year old Canadian Male Simon Bishop, whom is capable of regenerating any Type O blood it'd lost.
Author note: I don't have a girlfriend yet, and this is my first time writing a romance article. I don't expect this to win the sex romance contest, but I at least expect it to do well. I'm only participanting in the contest just for fun.
Stuff about how the Skip will go on: Dr. Rachel meets with Simon to tell him the bad news that he's not being able to leave yet because its been "postponed" since the Foundation wants to study him more. Rachel obviously knows Simon is never leaving, she just doesn't want to tell him because she knows how he'll react.
While the Foundation is busy making Simon their bitch, Rachel meets up with a therapist to vent about her issue. Her issue is that she feels bad about letting Simon being locked up because she loves him, but at the same time, she can't let him out unless his anomalous ability is neutralized.
She also admits that the reason why she's been making multiple requests to "interview" Simon is because she wants to pretend that she is spending time with him like she has in the past before as a way to help her ignore the fact he is anomaly who's locked up. She knows one day Simon will know he's never leaving, which is why she plans on telling him the hard truth one day. She just doesn't know how, yet.
Rachel's loyalty between the Foundation, and Simon is really tested when a huge containment breach occours, giving Simon the chance to escape. As he leaves, Rachel meets up. He tells her that he hates this place, and he wants to leave to get away as far as possible as he misses his family, and says they might even think he is dead. He asks Rachel to come along.
Rachel tells Simon she can't let him go because its important that he stays at the Foundation because he's important there, and when he asks what that importance is, she tells him its "classified" when in reality she doesn't want to get punished for allowing Simon to escape.
As the two bitch at each other, one of the security guards catches up to Simon. Just as he's about to apprehand it, Rachel stops him, and begs Simon to leave. Simon's obviously confused, but he goes along with it anyway. He's eventually contained by a containment team.
If your wondering what my article has to do with romance; I don't know, honestly, I guess Rachel loves him, but I know that's not good enough. It doesn't even feel like its about romance at all, either, and more like a drama skip.
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 06:29
Test Log 22478-COI36/096
Cross-SCP Termination Testing for SCP-096
Following Incident 096-1-A, SCP-096's termination has been ordered by O5-1 with Dr. Dan appointed as head researcher. Dr. Dan has been authorized to cross test SCP objects
Item: SCP-XXXX
Test Results:
Item: SCP-XXXX
Test Results:
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 03:48
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DATE: 08 Feb 2021 00:20
Item #: SCP-5678
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5678 is currently being contained in a 40m x 40m temporary containment site designated as Provision Site-4A [PS-4A]. 5678-A is to be monitored regularly via snipers, drone cameras, and radar. Security Detail Patrolling is to accordingly monitor 5678-A daily. A daily checkup on Provisional Research Camp-4B [PRC-4B] every month, if PRC-4B is under attack. Zeta-9 will be dispatched armed with KRYO-02 to assess and evacuate all personnel.
SCP ROUTINE
- Each Day a Group of 4 Security Detail Kill 5678-02 Accordingly to Avoid Spread Following Containment Breach.
- Each Week Manually 2 groups Consisting 1 of 3 Security Detail Armed with KRYO-02, and the Other Consisting of 4 Zeta-9 MTF Members for Emergency Reinforcements Incase of Failure. They are to Encase 5678-A Temporarily to Keep SCP-5678 in One Place Regularly.
- Each Month 1 Ground Mechanical Drone Designated as VLEPO-03, VLEPO-03 is Sent Out to See What SCP-5678 is Currently Doing as Well as Analysis For Researchers on Site.
Description: SCP-5678 is a huge orange-tinted spider-like insectoid with 4 black eyes, and a disproportionate lower jaw possibly because of the dominating 4 lower teeth which are approximately 5ft long and 4ft large. The reason why SCP-5678 is orange is because of a 1cm layer of orange liquid able to endure 3100° of heat. We have figured out that it’s vulnerable to chilled sodium-potassium, for this reason, KRYO-02 was created. We have discovered that SCP-5678 has heat vents of sorts at the sides of the entity to presumably keep warm, the biology of the creature has still amazed as to how the creature produces these substances. Measurements itself of SCP-5678 is 20ft x 35ft x 18ft. SCP-5678 has tentacles accompanied by a single huge sharp talon at the end which are the only things holding SCP-5678 up, they are approximately 12ft x 7ft. These appendages appear to be its limbs that make it mobile, giving SCP-5678 easy mobility among most environmental terrane. This is possibly how SCP-5678 formed 5678-A with ease. SCP-5678 has a defining underbelly with the middle of the belly covered in spikes identified as its bones, its underbelly can open and close with free will. When opening its stomach it can perform 2 actions, it can deposit entities known as 5678-02, they are smaller versions of SCP-5678 with spider-like legs. Two it can release tentacle appendages resembling significantly smaller versions of SCP-5678’s main tentacles. These smaller versions are capable of expanding 30ft long and 1ft large, they have suction cups at the ends capable of absorbing body fat which seems to be its nutrients. They are also capable of intercepting the Cerebrum of the human brain, they will release a needle of sorts able to communicate with the human's cerebrum. This process takes 40m to accomplish, SCP-5678 first exudes an orange-tinted sticky liquid of sorts possibly made out of rich-sugar on the human. This gets hardened over time creating what we call a chrysalis for the human, it then transforms the human forming an orange bug-like appearance. After 35m the orange liquid will melt away revealing the insectoid, after the 40m is completed the entity moves in accordance with SCP-5678 like a hive mind. We call this entity 5678-03. 5678-03 that are recovered are moved off-site to research site-17 for the study of the entity, this goes the same for 5678-02.
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DATE: 07 Feb 2021 23:43






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