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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 17:57
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 14:05
Common partially black ferret (SCP-5261 has completely black fur and skin)
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a moderately big habitat resembling a jungle from the Amazonas with walls of 1 meter thick concrete, this habitat also needs a hidden sprinkler sistem to simulate heavy rains, and series of lights that simulate the day-night cicle, a series of normal and infrared cameras and a small stream of fresh water that can enter and leave the habitat of small hidden ducts. SCP-XXXX must be fed an adult pig every day at 6:00 am every day, there must always be at least one security personal armed with a high powered tazer at the entrance to his habitat at all time.
Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a black, imposibly big male Mustela putorius furo (Ferret) with some interesting features, SCP-XXXX is very opaque and his fur has been proven to absorb more than 80% of all light making him almost invisible at night, he also has five 10cm sharp claws in every of his 4 paws, SCP-XXXX measures 2.84m in length (excluding the tail) and 1.22m tall with a 1.5m tail and wheights nearly 300kg. it also posseses 8cm canines and black eyes. SCP-5261 can be easily terminated as he is not specially resistant to bullets, but can survive at temperatures of 50°C to -80°C. When entering battle it can momentarily stand in two legs gaining a height of 3.2m tall.
SCP-XXXX most interesting characteristics is his level of inteligence and his very advanced vocal chords capable of almost perfect imitation of sounds, in his natural habitat it imitates the mating sounds of the animal he is hunting to lure it into him, when hunting humans it calls for help as if he was being murdered, it seems to only imitate sound it has previusly heard and understood with what emotion the word is said.
Additional: SCP-XXXX was found by the SCP foundation following legends local tribes told of a "demon of the night" that killed people who where alone in the dark, He was tracked down to a cave, inside the cave, it was dicovered a high tech small facility with a breached contaiment cell, the SCP was found in a corner showing his teeth and growling like a jaguar when personal aproached him he ran toward the team of agents screaming a local native war cry berore getting tazed, what caused SCP-XXXX to get angry and stand in two legs while roaring like a jaguar, he then got shot with a net in his upper body making it stumble backwards and fall to the ground unable get free of the net. when being tranported to contaiment it injured one personal when he fitted a paw throw a breathing hole in his cage and slit Capt.██████´s throat, he miraculosly survived and was sent to intensive care at the hospital.
Addendum: SCP-XXXX has scaped contaiment twice during larger contaiment breaches,in his first contaiment breach it killed 3 members of personal before it was shot in the leg, after being shot it screamed in pain and curled up in the floor, when the agent got closer to see if it was dead,
SCP-XXXX bit him in the leg and mauled him to death, he was captured trying to figure out how to open the door to the outside. In his second contaiment breach it was tricking personal into him by yelling with the voice of Dr.██████████ when it briefly encountered SCP-682, after a single glance at him SCP-XXXX screamed like a terrified dog, jumped backwards and ran to his enclosure, where he stayed shivering in a corner until the end of the breach.
Addendum: A class-D personal was sent in to the habitat to teach basic english to SCP-XXXX, at first it was protective but it let the class-D explain words and their respective emotions but it apeared to not really undestand normal dialect, so it only learned very basic and sometimes unintelligible english that resembles to a young toddler. They also tested his intelligence on various test on which it scored 257 point which is larger than any human ever recorded, its a mistery why while being so intelligent it is so hard for him to understand language.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 12:52
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept on a field made of artificial turf, in a rectangular shape, with the length of 360 feet even on both sides, and 160 feet on both ends. There is to be white paint, resembling that of a regulation high school American football field painted across the turf. 2 sets of bleachers must be set 20 feet away from the sidelines, each being able to contain at least 50 spectators, and a maximum of 2,000, and at least 20 MTF agents scattered throughout. In order to keep SCP-XXXX in contempt, a football game with 2 teams containing D-Class personnel must participate in a full 15 minute quarter contest with a 20 minute halftime, every Saturday in the fall for 15 weeks beginning on the first Saturday in September, unless August 29th, 30th, or 31st is a Saturday. At least 1 game should be played on a Thursday following the first three weeks of play. Game times need to be split as evenly as possible, between the times of 11:00 AM CT, 3:25 PM CT, and 7:30 PM CT. Additionally, a full set of coaches, a full referee staff minus the line judge, and other necessary staff are required to attend the games. SCP-XXXX has proven to be extremely hostile towards any sentient creature within 6.8 miles of him when there is not a game being played at these specific times. These are to be composed of D-Class personnel, who have received the proper training before the season has begun. Stands must also be full, with D-Class personnel wearing the colors of the jerseys that the team is wearing. Each side must be wearing only 1 team's colors, unless both teams share the same colored uniform.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity resembling an American football referee of African-American descent. The entity has male features, and stands at 5’6” in height, and is approximately 212 lbs in weight. The entity has been seen consistently with a small black whistle, labeled SCP-XXXX-1, and a yellow flag, labeled SCP-XXXX-2. The hat, referee uniform, as well as pants, shoes, and socks, all seem to be a part of SCP-XXXX’s bone structure. SCP-XXXX only appears 5 minutes before the start of each game, in the northwest endzone, and will disappear at the final whistle signalling the end of the game. This cycle will repeat 12 times on Saturdays, and 1 Thursday from the dates of 8/29-12/12, with 3 Saturdays taken off (excluding the week of the singular Thursday match). SCP-XXXX appears to be sentient, however, will not respond to any person outside of the coaching staff of either team during the game.
After the game, SCP-XXXX will exchange a fist bump and the words “good game” with each player after the game, as well as the head coach of each team. During each contest, SCP-XXXX will call the game with flawlessness, and never has gotten a call incorrectly. It appears that the entity is able to detect minor fragments of white grass stepped on by a player, and will blow on SCP-XXXX-1 instantly, marking the end of the play, as the player has stepped out of bounds. SCP-XXXX also seems to be able to make calls on opposite ends of the field, showing that the entity has no limitation to sight, or that the entity can detect the most minor movement from distances not humanly possible.
Addendum: INCIDENT 01: THE [REDACTED] WILDCATS VS THE [REDACTED] PANTHERS
On November 17, 2018, a football team out of [REDACTED], made up of 61 D-Class personnel deemed the Wildcats, were playing another team, nicknamed the Panthers, composed of 58 D-Class personnel out of [REDACTED]. The Wildcats had managed to score 55 points through 4 quarters, as the Panthers managed to put up 28. The Panthers had become increasingly hostile towards the end of the game, and as the tensions were at a peak, a D-Class of the Panthers, had struck a defenseless D-Class from the Wildcats team, knocking him unconscious using blunt force with his helmet. Both sidelines had cleared, and the 2 teams were in a fist fight gathered at the 50 yard line. SCP-XXXX had stepped in to clear the fight, but was struck by an unknown D-Class. SCP-XXXX then proceeded to activate SCP-5528-1, and the anonymous D-Class personnel was turned into a red plasma. The D-Class was later recognized as D-22.
SCP-XXXX remained hostile for 2 minutes, and 36 seconds,at which point he had tossed SCP-XXXX-2 into the field, annihilating all subjects at the moment the object had touched the ground. Every sentient creature within a 6.8 mile radius had also been annihilated. This event has caused 20 MTF agents to be in the stands of each game from this point on, and are instructed to eliminate any non-permitted personnel that step within a 6.8 mile radius of the bleachers, and any D-Class that seem to be getting aggressive.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 12:29
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: As of May 1945, demolition of SCP-X has been in the hands of Foundation front organisations who are to routinely observe it for activity and hamper its regeneration attempts. Although the use of high explosives in pursuit of this goal is authorized, it is preferable that manual labor be used in order to keep public attention away from SCP-X.
Description: SCP-X refers to a series of sparse degraded complexes of fortifications, trenches and bunkers stretching from the Dutch-German Border to the Swiss-German Border. SCP-X is self constructing and self regenerating, expanding existing trench networks and creating new bunkers and pill boxes along its length. Although SCP-X nominally uses rebar reinforced concrete for this, many structures have been seen to be made out of dirt, wood, and stone. Arial views of SCP-X have revealed that expanded structures take on new complex shapes, nominally that of the 'Wolfsangel'.
Metallic structures approximately 12-20 feet below the ground have been seen to expand several miles outward from SCP-X. It is currently unknown what purpose if any these serve.
Addendum:
In 1945, while doing reconnaissance, the British Occult Service uncovered a communication line transmitting to what is now known as SCP-X. Data gained from this has been minimal as transmissions ended shortly after the network could be decoded and recorded.
Incident XXXX-C
Date: 07/07/1945Demolition Team Alpha, consisting of 12 D-Class personnel and 6 agents, is tasked with unearthing the metallic structures expanding out of SCP-X for further research.
Mobile Task Force Lambda-7 'Fox Hounds', due to their close proximity, is called in after Demolition Team Alpha sends out a distress call. Task Force engages several hostiles that were using SCP-X as cover. Hostiles are extremely ferocious and leave several Task Force Agents injured. 22 hostiles are killed before Lambda-7 are forced to retreat.
Foundation Response teams arrive several hours later under the guise of United States Military personnel, Demolition Team Alpha is found wiped out at dig site.
Response teams surround 230 recorded hostiles continuing to use SCP-X as cover before engaging from afar with M2 Mortars. All hostiles reported dead after six hours of engagment.
Response teams suffered 32 casualties.
Assailants were found to be dressed in worn military uniform and armed with an assortment of weaponry including bolt action rifles and light machine guns. Autopsy revealed that a significant portion of the assailants skeletal structure had been replaced with rebar.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 12:25
Item #: SCP-5217
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5217 needs to be contained in a 5m by 5m cell block. The special containment cell should atleast have two 2m by 2m wide cast of a mixture of healthy nutrients, gravel, dirt for SCP-5217-2 to be planted by SCP-5217. SCP-5217 does not require any kinds of sustenance, regardless of eating SCP-5217 does not show any forms of malnourishment. To safely experiment on SCP-5217 and SCP-5217-2, total of 2 test subjects and 2 scientists armed with firearms must enter SCP-5217's cell block, further on the experiment the two test subjects must get the attention of SCP-5217 to not think about the remaining two scientists. On SCP-5217's cell block's wallls, there must be atleast 5 functioning gas pipes to counter SCP-5217's any attempts of breaching its containment.
The pipes must be ready to be used, loaded with C4H8CI2S gas. If SCP-5217 do attempts to escape its containment, every entrance to the cell wil close and the C4H8CI2S gas will be released immediately killing any organic substance in the cell but not SCP-5217 and SCP-5217-2.
So far there are no known ways to safely transfer SCP-5217-2 to another cell, due to SCP-5217's aggresive way of protecting SCP-5217-2. SCP-5217 and SCP-5217-2 should be monitored every 2 hours in a day. For safety measures always check SCP-5217 ankles.
Description: SCP-5217 highly resembles a humanoid sexless figure with ankles that are broken every 2 months, so far we don't know why SCP-5217 does this behaviour. SCP-5217 is 1.74 meters tall with a weight of 64.18 kg. SCP-5217 wears a uniform which is a sewed combination of both old and new military uniforms, SCP-5217 wears an old WW2 gas mask with a broken filter, on SCP-5217's scalp there is a cut in the shape of a circle showing , the dates dating back to 10.0000 BC to our current year. These dates are regarded as important because such dates appear to be present like 1939 and 1861 which are two major wars in our history. These dates resemble major wars, these dates are changeing if a major war is starting. So far there is no explanation on why this is happening. SCP-5217 carries a variety of firearms with itself from different ages such as a hunting spear to a 35M rifle which has a serial number that can be traced back to Hunagry.
SCP-5217 is calm and friendly towards test subjects but is higly resilliant to even look at scientists. SCP-5217 only becomes aggressive when someon tries to transfer SCP-5217-2 from its planted ground to another test chamber. These aggresion ticks can vary from mild to lethal these include scratching, punching, or even SCP-5217 uses one of its firearms to stop the transfering of SCP-5217-2. When SCP-5217 scratches someone, that person becomes an SCP-5217-3-24. At first SCP-5217-3-24 will start to fell uneased and discomforted just by anything then SCP-5217-3-24 wil start to be depressed and anti-social towards anyone, finally after 48 hours after the incident SCP-5217-3-24 will start to bite and scratch the area where SCP-5217 punched or scratched SCP-5217-3-24.1. SCP-5217-2 is always the same size every year exactly 20 centimeters in length. SCP-5217-2 has an un tested ring circling around it in a clock wise direction, the spinning ring does not stop until SCP-5217 plants another flower.
Addendum:
-SCP-5217-2 is planted by SCP-5217 every year and cared for by SCP-5217 every time, it seems as SCP-5217 is protecting the flower at all cost, we don't know why but with further research maybe we could crack this behaviours inner secrets. With time.
-SCP-5217 was found at the Erdély part of Hunagry's and Romania's border.
-Dr. Oath and Dr. Benneth were told to test and experiment on SCP-5217 and SCP-5217-2
-When SCP-5217-3-24 is in its final hours to ease the pain, at least three security guards picked by a MTF commander may enter and ease its pain by eliminating SCP-5217-3-24.
-To enter SCP-5217's cell block, a scientist must use his keycard to enter with the test subjects, to preform further tests and experiments.
-SCP-5217-2's true potentials or secrets are not yet been solved due to SCP-5217 aggresive nature protecting it, this way Dr.Benneth and Dr. Oath cannot run their
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Experimentation tests: by Dr. Benneth
On SCP-5217-3-24, SCP-5217-3-25
Test A - 2021.01.09
Subject:
SCP-5217-3-24
Procedure:
Monitoring and testing functioning capabilities
Results:
FAILED
Analysis:
Dr. Oath went into SCP-5217-3-241's containment cell with a security guard to test SCP-5217-3-24's reflexes, 24 hour after the contact with SCP-5217. First Dr. Oath tried speaking to SCP-5217-3-24 but he did not responded clearly, only murmuring the dates that are visible on SCP-5217's scalp. Then Dr. Oath started pokeing SCP-5217-3-24 on various parts of his body with a thin aluminium rod to test his reflexes. This test failed miserably because SCP-5217-3-24 started acting more like SCP-096. SCP-5217-3-24 started crying until he started running at full force at Dr.Oath, the security guard who was within the cell had to eliminate SCP-5217-3-24.
This unexplainable behaviour is being researched by Dr. Oath and Dr. Benneth
Test B - 2021.03.16.
Subject:
SCP-5217-3-25
Procedure:
Personality change analysis
Results:
SUCCES
Analysis:
After another contact with SCP-5217. Firstly now 31 hours after contact with SCP-5217, SCP-5217-3-25 was acting the same way as SCP-5217-3-24 did. Dr. Oath tested the same experiments that he did with SCP-5217-3-24. SCP-5217-3-25 became aggresive again but acted differently this time, he started acting like SCP-173, only moving when not looked at and casually trying to snap his victims necks. Again a security guard had to take SCP-5217-3-25 down.
It seems that every SCP-5217-3-XX after contact with SCP-5217, it changes personality to more dangerous SCPs in the facility.
This behaviour cannot be explained because SCP-5217 did not either seen or contacted these SCPs.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 08:58
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SCP-XXXX in containment
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 6 x 6 x 6 meter containment chamber. This containment chamber is to be outfitted with 2m thick reinforced steel walls with water surrounding SCP-XXXX to try minimalise its effects. Any other instances of SCP-XXXX are to be contained in a separate containment chamber with identical containment procedures. These separate chambers can hold up to three (3) instances of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-A instances should not get destroyed under any circumstances.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a 1 x 2 x 1 meter box. This cardboard box resembles cardboard boxes used by ███████ company. SCP-XXXX is sealed shut with plastic packaging tape but is still capable of opening through anomalous means.
SCP-XXXX is capable of consuming sentient life2. When it fully digests3 a sentient being another replica of SCP-XXXX (these are designated SCP-XXXX-A) will manifest in a 5 meter radius of SCP-XXXX (these instances are designated SCP-XXXX-A). Instances of SCP-XXXX-A retain similar behavior to their previous state but will not attack SCP-XXXX or any SCP-XXXX-A instances. SCP-XXXX shows extreme intelligence4 and strength and can break most materials therefor making it very hard to contain. SCP-XXXX is highly resistant to damage but is still capable of being destroyed, SCP-XXXX-A are less resistant to damage.
SCP-XXXX will enter a 'dormant' state and this state will last from one (1) hour to three (3) months. Once SCP-XXXX has exited the dormant state it will enter its 'active' state (all SCP-XXXX-A instances will also go into the active state), during the active state SCP-XXXX will attempt to breach containment and seek any sentient life5 to consume. The active state will end once a sufficient6 amount of SCP-XXXX-A instances are created.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 08:36
Item #: SCP-5262
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5262 is contained in the server room at Site-███. No less than 2 guards must be on standby at any time. Level 3 clearance is required to enter. In any event of SCP-5262 breaching containment, all major server and antivirus companies must be informed of its breach.
Description: SCP-5262 is a computer virus that spreads via botnets. Upon infection of a device (designated SCP-5262-1), it will slowly start spreading to nearby computers connected to the internet and it will begin encryption of all files on SCP-5262-1's computer. This process takes approximately 10 minutes, no matter how much file space has been taken up on the computer.
Shortly after encryption, SCP-5262 will begin changing the background image of SCP-5262-1's computer. The image (designated SCP-5262-2) is a memetic hazard and will send the viewer of SCP-5262-2 into a state of emotional distress causing suicide exactly 24 hours after viewing SCP-5262-2.
During testing, SCP-5262-1's polarizing screen on its virtual machine must be removed. Specific polarizing glasses have been made for viewing SCP-5262-2. This prevents the SCP-5262-2 from being seen for research staff.
Addendum 5262.1: SCP-5262 breached containment on ██/██/██. The cause of the breach is unknown. After this breach, all major antivirus software companies have been informed of the danger and have prevented infection of computers
Addendum 5262.2 On ██/██/██, monitoring of SCP-5262 has concluded that the virus is able to adapt to changes made in antiviruses. How SCP-5262 can modify itself is undetermined. Any changes in SCP-5262 must be reported to Dr.█████ and all antivirus companies until notified that the adaptation has been classified as harmless.
Addendum 5262.3: SCP-5262-2's can now affect anyone, even without the polarizing screen. Attempts at viewing with security cameras or infrared still pose the same effects. SCP-5262 testing must only use audio recordings from now on.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 03:48
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BrodiacChiller Month/Day/Year (Day) Hour:Minute:Second #88391032
Weirdest Date Thread?
Since starting my freshman year of college I've been yelled at by my friends to start using Tinder and Bumble. Never really been a hookup guy so I've put it off using it. Decided over the weekend to try it out. I landed a few matches here and there, some led to phone numbers being exchanged, and from that, I had a single meet-up planned.
Beautiful girl, we'll call her Madison. Literally my perfect girl
username Month/Day/Year (Day) Hour:Minute:Second #8digitnumber
Great catfish pun.
This place isn't for your shitty half attempt at being funny. Go somewhere else.
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 03:40
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DATE: 16 Mar 2021 02:14
I typed away.
To my dismay.
Dear Director Nakamura of Site 33,
I know there was more than a little confusion after our last shared fiasco, but using that to steal our equipment was rather rude, especially considering we showed up to aid your fireteam.
Specifically, I humbly beg you to return the 3rd Wandswoman of Trenash's sidearm. I know a gun that fires ethereal bullets must be right up your containment specialists' alley, but please just give it back. If you want to study it or something I'll happily have a copy commissioned for you.
Sincerely,
The Fourth Wandswoman of Chelon, Elected Arbiter for Planet Earth.
I folded the paper with a groan.
I hoped I'd managed a reasoned tone
For the SCP Foundation
Had quite a nasty reputation
For being rather paranoid
Though I suppose when you avoid
The apocalypse every day
It rather strips humor away.
Exhausted yet my head did shake
"Enough of this. I need a break…"
~#~
As I made my way to the office bath
I admit, I suppressed a laugh.
For a moment I had in my mind,
A body that others did yet find,
Attractive. What a silly thing
to think of when my ears did ring
With all the latest proclamations
Of all my form’s cruel dementations
So naked went I to the water
Splashing gaily like an otter.
For I had worked so hard to be
A far more digestible form of me
For *hours* or at least that’s as it felt
And I know it’s just the hand I dealt
My self when I said I was sure
I’d make the finest arbiter
Earth was a strange and brutal place
Yet in spite of all the trials I’d faced
None vexed me more than speaking plain…
Though I supposed my work was not in vain.
A foundation was what I hoped I’d built
On our shared sense of guilt
For all the crimes that would ensure a
Tomorrow for I, and Nakamura
Into the bath came a withered bird
Luxuriating in the water stirred.
I saw him peek at my strange form
He chuckled, though without much scorn
He said:
“I know this is wrong
But I have to say you are
The most beautiful”
My training in language was quite excess
So many things could I express
“You’re an excellent liar.” I said.
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