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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 01:56
Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX substances are to be stored in 50 by 50 centimetre sealed, metal case that is only accessible to Level 5 Personnel or higher. All personnel within a sector which an SCP-XXXX substance is located are to be equipped with a tracking device in case of any incidents involving SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX are 15 Centimetre Pages from an Unlabelled, Black hard covered book that was approximately 250 pages long. Each SCP-XXXX substance appear to have a random photograph of a location attached to it. When a subject views this photo they and anyone with in a 400 meter radius will be teleported to the location the photograph shows, even if the location is physically impossible to exist. These pictures have been recorded to range from locations on earth, to other dimensions such as the ██ ███████.
Addendum-XXXX-1: During a raid by the Global Occult Coalition on Site-██. The GOC were able to obtain SCP-XXXX along with several other anomalies from Site-██, and terminated approximately 30 Site-██ staff. Several Months after the Attack the GOC base that SCP-XXXX was located on was discovered. ████████ planned a raid on the GOC site and Mobile Task Force Unit Alpha-9 were deployed to retrieve SCP-XXXX among several other SCP entities. Alpha-9 operatives were able to capture several GOC agents and Retrieve a total of █ different anomalies. After interrogation of multiple GOC operatives SCP-XXXX was considered Neutralized for about █ months, until Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilion-6 recovered pages from SCP-XXXX that still possessed anomalous properties.
Notes: SCP-XXXX was an Unlabelled, Black hard cover book approximately 250 pages long. But after a GOC Raid referenced in Addendum-XXXX-1, Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilion-6 recovered 78 pages from the GOC base that still possessed anomalous properties.
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 23:03
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SCP-XXXX - Take a Chance
Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Unclassed
Special Containment Procedures: If object is found by foundation staff, must immediately bring the coin into containment before midnight. Object must be contained in a standard open cell. Research staff that handle the coin must not flip it, unless subjected to do so.
Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a standard ordinary penny that was made back during 1945, marking before the end of WWll. On every day at the stroke of midnight, SCP-XXXX will suddenly disappear from its current location and appear somewhere else on the Earth on a flat like surface (time zone will alter the coin). People have claimed to have found the penny on their kitchen tables, coffee tables, desks, and other particular places. Every day the penny will be accompanied with a small sheet of paper that reads, “Flip this coin back when children used to play, flip the penny in the air, catch, then slap it on the other hand. Will you take the risk?”
Discovery: SCP foundation took notice of these strange coincidences that have been occurring around the world. There had been a report of a woman who had won a total of 430 million dollars when playing the lottery, “and it’s all thanks to my lucky penny!” Foundation staff have been quite interested in her good luck charm and seeked out to find the woman. They have tracked her down in California where they asked if they could view her penny, but she stated after that day, the coin went suddenly missing from her desk drawer the following day. Research has taken notice and any sign of the penny must be taken for containment for further investigation.
SCP-XXXX has demonstrated that it can only be flipped only one time per day and able to trigger a long list of events per the user. There are two ways the scenario can turn out:
The first scenario, which happens 50% of the time. If the coin lands on heads, then great fortune will come for the person.
However in the other scenario which can occur in the other 50%. If the coin lands on tails, then an opposite effect will occur and send a great wave of misfortune for the user.
The criteria, after the coin has been flipped, SCP-XXXX determines the outcome is currently unknown and when the following events will take place.
Addendum XXXX-01
On 3/23/1995, a d-class personnel, Michael Zitcheron with stage 3 pancreatitis cancer, confirmed that he will flip the coin for today. After being confirmed by research staff, Michael approached the coin and took it in his right hand. Michael flipped the coin in the air and slapped the coin on his wrist, heads. Michael was overwhelmed with sudden joy, he couldn’t keep it in. After 5 days with no signs of activity, Micheal went for an x-ray scan for his cancer. After receiving his scan, researchers found that Michael’s cancer was gone, sending a sudden wave of shock through the room. Michael was alarmed at first, but overcome with joy that his illness was finally gone.
Addendum XXXX-02
On 6/03/2004, another d-class personnel, Jennifer Shien agreed to test her luck with the coin. She took the coin in her left hand, flipped then slapped on her right, tails. Jennifer’s heart suddenly dropped as sweat started dripping down her face. No sign of reaction until 2 months later, when d-class personnel was reported to have fallen down a flight of stairs, on her way to the lunchroom. Jennifer was taken into the medical room where doctors had found both of her femur bones were fractured. As Jennifer was coming to the following day, researchers questioned what had happened? Jennifer went on to explain as she was descending down the stairs, an invisible force had pushed her from behind with sudden force. The last thing she saw before going unresponsive, was a glimpse of a shadowy figure on top of the stairs from where she was standing. When questioned further about the figure, that was all she knew before blacking out.
Addendum XXXX-03
Of 11/14/2015, a researcher by the name Frederick Tenith, suffered a terrible fate. The researcher took the coin in his hand, like the first two subjects, he flipped the coin and slapped it on his opposing hand, tails. Mr. Tenith had a different reaction from the first two personnel. Frederick with anger in his eyes, threw the coin against the adjacent wall in a fit of rage, where he proceeded to curse and yell at the coin, “just a bunch of baloney.” After about a year in 2016, Frederick was just minding his own business in sector-27, when suddenly the ceiling caved in on the young researcher pinning him to the floor. Other foundation staff tried to help him, but were unable to get the debris off of him. In his dying words at exactly 10:37 am, Frederick stated in a weak voice, “Chance will always screw you over, f*ck me right?” 10:38 am Fredrick comes to his demise.
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 21:15
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid(?)
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 3.7 x 3.7 meter standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-42.
SCP-XXXX’s daily diet should contain no more than 100 calories worth of sugar or sugar substitutes, such as high fructose corn syrup and sucrose, per day. While classified as SCP-XXXX-2, SCP-XXXX-2’s diet should only consist of high-sugar foods and sweeteners such as candy, pastries and cake-like goods, until SCP-XXXX-2 returns to its initial form. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are not to mention, reference, or wear any form of clothing or memorabilia regarding clowns, a circus aesthetic, high-sugar foods, exotic makeups, or forms of royalty while in the presence of SCP-XXXX unless under specifications of testing or informational interview.
SCP-XXXX may be allowed at a maximum of 4 days out of the week upon request, access to on-site physical exercise rooms and to the cafeteria area during lunch hours, under supervision of no less than 2 armed security personnel.
SCP-XXXX is to be routinely shaved by a skilled on-site barber once per month in an attempt to minimize the subject’s anomalous effects upon itself.
Security personnel are to be equipped with tranquilizers and standard artillery in order to subdue SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-2 should either attempt to breach containment. SCP-XXXX is to be given class-A amnestics after a fully triggered activation of SCP-XXXX’s anomalous effects via testing or unprecedented breach of containment procedures upon request.
All forms of media such as literature, music and artworks allotted to SCP-XXXX should be vetted for material stated previously, and should not be given to SCP-XXXX under any circumstances should such material exist in requested media.
SCP-XXXX is to be scheduled a mental therapy session and checkup by Dr. Malia once per month.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is a mixed-Caucasian male seemingly in his mid 20’s, standing at 2.08 meters tall and weighing about 122.5 kg. SCP-XXXX formally refers to itself as "Gestarkos", however it has stated that it highly prefers not to be called as such by site personnel, and instead reference to it’s foundation given numerical title is enough. The subject is reported by staff to be of a kind and very calm demeanor. As of 1/26/21, SCP-XXXX has requested the following additional items and terms for it’s containment unit:
- A sketch book and non-colorful artist’s supplies: Accepted
- A rotating assortment of literature, primarily Fictional adventure: Accepted
- Weekly newspaper articles: Accepted
- A dart board and set of darts: Denied
- A varied collection of adult magazines: Denied
- An MP3 music player: Accepted
- A weekly “date night” with Dr. █████: Denied
- A baritone ukulele: accepted
SCP-XXXX shows an anomalous reaction to depictions of clowns, carnival aesthetic, exotic or outlandish makeups, and anything that can be physically sensed regarding or related to a carnival, including but not limited to:
- the smell of cotton candy
- Fairground and calliope music
- Highly colorful arrays of lights
- Big top circus tents, or depictions of such
- Depictions of clowns
- Posters similar to that of circus advertisements
- Performance animals
- Large collections of balloons
- Consuming large amounts of sugar or sweeteners
Should SCP-XXXX be subject to consistent prolonged exposure of the aforementioned or similar (documented anywhere between 1 hour to 5 minutes), SCP-XXXX will undergo a physical transformation akin to that of a large, intimidating circus clown. The transformation consists of the subject’s hair rapidly growing to a maximum recorded length of 1.2 meters, with well defined red streaks throughout that trails down its back, it’s skin fading in color until near or completely white, with a varying array of marks appearing on SCP-XXXX’s face, usually dark black, but can vary in colors of purple, red, yellow, and green (These features have been proven not to be a matter bi-product such as paint, but an altered feature of SCP-XXXX’s skin).
The subject’s eyes become a neon palette of varying colors as well. SCP-XXXX’s teeth grow larger, and become significantly sharper in appearance, as well as it’s fingers becoming longer and bony. SCP-XXXX’s feet also grow in size, up to 6 extra inches in length. The subject’s nose becomes bulbous and bright red, with a faint sheen on the skin.
Once in this state of metamorphosis, SCP-XXXX is to be classified as SCP-XXXX-2, until the transformation dissipates, which has been recorded to take anywhere from 3 hours to 9 days. While in this state, SCP-XXXX-2 is shown to have a significantly more active, excited, and often violent or insensitive demeanor. SCP-XXXX-2 refuses to consume food that does not consist mostly of sugar or sweeteners, stating that
“It just doesn’t sit well in a clown’s stomach.”
SCP-XXXX-2 has been actively rough, and/or violent to personnel with little regards for their safety or well-being. Whether this is blatant lack of self awareness or intended malice towards personnel is unconfirmed, however the misfortune or mistakes of others does seem to entertain SCP-XXXX-2 to a varying degree. In-depth testing has shown SCP-XXXX-2 to have notably increased durability, strength, and dexterity in comparison to SCP-XXXX, despite the unconventional transformations to its body. SCP-XXXX-2 has also shown to gain supernatural abilities while in this form, that which are not possible as SCP-XXXX. These abilities include, but are not limited to:
- Materializing objects such as balloons, colored baseballs, cream pies, cotton candy and other sugary foods, colored cloth, and an array of both real and fake weapons, ranging from hatchets and mallets, to slingshots and bow and arrows, from seemingly nowhere.
- Elongation of its own limbs, up to 5 times their original length
- Detachment, reattachment, and regrowth of body parts, including its own head, while feeling little discomfort
- The ability to inflate certain limbs and regions of its body to morbidly grotesque proportions.
- The ability to juggle up to a recorded 29 small items at one time
- giving objects anomalous effects when interacted with, such as being lighter, denser, translucent, elastic, etc.
- Magic tricks which cannot be physically explained or reproduced, such as causing items to genuinely disappear and reappear without touching them.
When interviewed SCP-XXXX refers to SCP-XXXX-2 as, “The Clown High King.” SCP-XXXX expresses a general hatred for this alternate version of itself, and vice versa, and sincerely apologizes regularly for its unruly behavior and actions as SCP-XXXX-2. for more information regarding this, see addendum 1B, Interview Log 1.
Addendum XXXX-1A:
SCP-XXXX came into foundation custody after police apprehended a suspect while investigating a report of a travelling circus going by the name of “The World-Wide Caravan of Clownery”, which was located in the town of █████████, Louisiana at the time, spontaneously combusting into flames and being destroyed in the middle of the night of September ████, 2019. SCP-XXXX was found in a state of disarray and confusion at the scene of the incident. Once SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties became obvious after being interrogated about the incident by local police, and SCP-XXXX-2 retaliating against police officers (Killing 3, and injuring 2), an undercover operative working at the police station called MTF agent reinforcements to subdue and contain SCP-XXXX. All bystanders and those who witnessed the event, as well as survivors of SCP-XXXX-2’s attack were treated with class B and class C amnestics; all memories of the incident and existence of the circus were wiped, and survivors were informed that they had been in a severe automobile accident while on duty.
Note: The full extent of properties that can trigger SCP-XXXX-2 is currently unknown and being tested. However, the extent of how long SCP-XXXX remains as SCP-XXXX-2 has been confirmed to be loosely connected to SCP-XXXX’s emotions. Being enraged, aggravated, or scared/anxious at the time can prolong the transformation into SCP-XXXX-2). It should also be noted that the unsupervised growth of SCP-XXXX’s hair has been shown to make SCP-XXXX more susceptible to transformation, and should be managed accordingly.
Addendum XXXX-1B, Interview log 1:
The following interview was conducted by psychotherapist Dr. Claire of site 42 on 03/██/20
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
*Begin Interview Video Log:Dr. Claire: “Good afternoon, SCP-XXXX”
SCP-XXXX: “Same to you, doctor.”
Dr. Claire: “I’ve come to ask you some questions regarding you, and your interesting abilities. We encourage you to answer as many as you can.”
SCP-XXXX:”Of course. But, I wouldn’t call any of what you've seen an ability. I think I've just been cursed.”
Dr. Claire: “I see. Let's start with some simple questions. What is your date of birth?”
SCP-XXXX: ”I’m not exactly sure. We never really kept ages. Perhaps, sometime in April to may, 20, 30 years ago.”
Dr. Claire: “Have you always had this, curse? If not, where does it originate from?”
SCP-XXXX: “No, I haven't. But, I remember always being told It would develop eventually. That I was ‘destined’ to become the next ‘King.’”
Dr. Claire: “And, do you remember who told you these things?”
SCP-XXXX: “Everyone. My family. My mother…My circus troupe. For as long as I can remember, I was always given special treatment. like I was important.”
Dr. Claire: “Can you elaborate?”
SCP-XXXX: "Ever since birth, I was called 'The Clown Prince.' And was told that my legacy was to take the place of my father, and liberate the 'Carnival Born.' …I think they believed I was some kind of prophecy. But i was never given time to learn what any of it meant. Just more…Preparation."
Dr. Claire: “Can you tell us more about your family? You mentioned your father?”
SCP-XXXX: "My father. My father…my…."
(SCP-XXXX begins to mildly hyperventilate, and can be seen to tear up while looking upwards at the ceiling, but calms himself shortly after)
"…I-I would..would rather, not talk about him, If that's alright with you."Dr. Claire: "That's perfectly fine. Perhaps, your mother?"
SCP-XXXX: "If you could call her a mother. She was never the type console or, really care for anyone. I never learned much about her, but I learned enough through the rumors. 'A human who abandoned her responsibilities and ran away to a circus. And just happened to find one of the few full of real, live clowns.' …I could have had a normal life…"
Dr. Claire: "do you believe it's possible that there are others like you? did you have any siblings, or, others that came from the same happenstance?"
SCP-XXXX: "I had siblings, but they were never held in as high regard as I was. They seemed fine with it though. I'm not sure where they would be, or, if they're even alive. But I'd rather not see them again anyways."
Dr. Claire: "…Do you remember what happened, the night you came into our custody? How did the fire begin?
SCP-XXXX: "That night…It was just supposed to be another, perfectly regular ceremonial night among the clowns. But it was the first night it manifested. Brought on by, something they were chanting. All I remember is sitting in the middle of a ring made of my brothers, sisters, friends, and decorated with paints and jewelry, as every other night of a full moon. And suddenly, there was this, aching and churning, all over and in my body. It felt like torture, but at the same time…unbelievably powerful. Afterwards, there’s a gap in my mind. The last thing I remember…is the fire. And, being hauled away by police. While being interrogated, that same feeling of aching started again, but not as intensely. I blacked out, But I can assume what happened afterwards. Then you all came along. That’s…about it.”
Dr. Claire: “Well…that is certainly a lot of information for us to process. Thank you for sharing, but it seems we are out of time for today. You may return to your chambers, now.”
SCP-XXXX: “Please. All I ask is that you find some way to undo whatever this is. I don’t want to be cursed with this…clown king, or whatever it is, being a part of me anymore. I just want to live a normal life, for once.”
Dr. Claire: “We understand, XXXX. Trust me, you’re in good hands here at the foundation.”
*End Interview Log
Addendum XXXX-1C, Observation Log:
After the interview, SCP-XXXX returned to its containment unit with escort, and proceeded to take a nap. Between the hours of 1622 and 1746, SCP-XXXX slept. While sleeping, SCP-XXXX was recorded being restless, and talking in his sleep, repeating phrases such as, “I will return,” “I have yet to fail you,” and “██████ will not ██████████████ for long.” (it is noted that SCP-XXXX’s hair grew an excess of 18 centimetres within this time frame, which was promptly shaven after awakening upon request.)
Addendum XXXX-2A, Interview Log 1B:
On 04/██/20, SCP-XXXX was brought in for an interview with SCP-XXXX-2. Despite SCP-XXXX’s initial refusal, it eventually consented to the interview. SCP-XXXX was placed in a 2 x 2 meter temporary reinforced containment unit, and was subjected to 2 depictions of circus clowns, displayed in large frames on either perpendicular wall of the cell, added below:
After 6 minutes and 22 seconds of exposure, SCP-XXXX informed personnel that the transformation was beginning. After 9 minutes and 7 seconds, SCP-XXXX informed staff that it did not feel well, and began having a negative change of demeanor and personality in response to communication. At 14 minutes, SCP-XXXX began to slowly pace the back wall of the room. Effects of the transformation are obvious at this time. After roughly 25 minutes of exposure, SCP-XXXX had fully completed the transformation into SCP-XXXX-2. After confirmation by observational staff, SCP-XXXX-2 was handcuffed, and escorted by MTF agents to a Plexiglas-reinforced meeting room to perform the interview.
The following interview was conducted by psychotherapist Dr. Pierre of site-42 on 04/██/20
*Begin Interview Video Log:
SCP-XXXX-2: (smiles) “evening, Doc.”Dr. Claire: “Hello, XXXX-2. I believe this is the first-”
SCP-XXXX-2: “Oh, Please, there’s no need for all that garbage. You can call me Gestarkos.”
Dr. Claire: “…Right. Thank you for the offer, but unfortunately I am required to refer to you by your assigned SCP numeric. That’s just the rules.”
SCP-XXXX-2: “Whatever. Rules…who needs em, amiright?”
Dr. Claire: “Anyways, I have a few personal questions here we would like you to answer for us, if you wouldn’t mind. We’ll start with this one: Do you feel any form of detachment to SCP-XXXX? If so, how would you define your relationship with XXXX?”
SCP-XXXX-2: “Trapped. Held back. Weighed Down. Cucked. I could go on, but I think you get the jist of it.”
Dr. Claire: “I see. Do you share any memories with XXXX?”
SCP-XXXX-2: “Every f##king one of em. Including everythin’ you’ve tried to suppress from us. I remember how he always tried to ignore his own destiny. How he allowed me to be captured and hauled away by you hard-hatted s##theads. … He’s a liar you know. We both know exactly what happened that night.”
Dr. Claire: “Really? Well, if you can give us a better explanation of what happened on the night of your discovery, I believe it would be most appreciated by our researchers.”
SCP-XXXX-2: “It was everything the little worm said it was. A beautiful ceremonial prayer on the full moon of the month, to bring forth the development of the next king. The night I finally reached my true potential. A poor evening to choose to raid our fairgrounds. (SCP-XXXX-2 begins to chuckle, and then laugh hysterically).
Dr. Claire: “Please, continue.”
SCP-XXXX-2: “My troupe. They ran. And I pray they escaped. But I stayed behind. And I clobbered, (it is at this time when SCP-XXXX-2 begins to hit the Plexiglas wall in tandem with its words, causing surface cracks to form. This startles Dr. Claire, and encourages Security personnel in the room to ready tranquilizers) smashed, strangled, and burned, every last one of those f##king blasphemous freaks. They wanted to steal me away. To soil my royal name by putting me in a menagerie, or turn me into an abhorrent creature. Less than a Clown. But it seems you lot got to me first.” (SCP-XXXX-2 smiles again, and laughs quietly).
Dr. Claire: “Very interesting. But please, XXXX-2, calm yourself. Would you happen to remember who it was that attacked your troupe that night?”
SCP-XXXX-2: “Oh, a clown, never forgets. And I think your constituents know as well. "
Dr. Claire: “…I believe this brings me to my next question. Are you in affiliation with, or at least know of, a group of interest known as Herman Fuller’s Circus of the Disquieting?”
SCP-XXXX-2: (SCP-XXXX-2 begins to frown, and sighs) “Fuller’s. That damn Sodom and Gomorrah on wheels. Course I know of em. There ain’t a clown who doesn’t. Enslaver and a mockery of my own people. I wish nothing more in the f##ckin world than to burn down their big tops, and liberate those under that Dixie Harlequin’s thumb. They deserve to be free, to perform and act as they wish! Not to model for disgusting abominations made of your kind, and be yanked around on a chain like performance animals. We had been in rivalry with them for god knows how long. Every once a month we’d get a visit from an old fart with an upside down mug, looking for business offers between our Circuses. Told us we’d be better off at Fuller’s. But we all knew exactly what that collection of blasphemers was all about. Eventually, things became heated between us. They started sending more “Agents.” I even got a glimpse of that Magical Bimbo, who’s apparently got all those poor clowns on a chain. How horrendous. I know they’re the reason our ceremony was thrown into flames that night. They knew exactly what was to come of them were I to mature. I bet they’re having a good old time knowing the ultimate pride of the The World-Wide Caravan of Clownery, is locked away in a cell by the old Essie P. But lemme tell you somethin' right here, right now. If you sad depressin' lot have any interest in keeping that display of sin alive and well…You’d better keep your front doors locked tighter than ever.”
Dr. Claire: “Well, XXXX-2, This interview has been extremely informative. We’ll take your …recommendation into account. Thank you for your time here today, but I believe we’ve gotten all the information we need for now. You may be escorted back to your temporary chambers until the transformation wears off.”
SCP-XXXX-2: “Hey, doc. (SCP-XXXX-2 laughs) Wanna see a magic trick?”
Dr. Claire: “No, I don’t believe that’s necessary-”
*End Interview Video Log
Note: It is at this point in the interview that SCP-XXXX-2 opens it’s mouth and points it’s head upwards, out of which materializes multiple large balloons, a size of which could not reasonably fit in a human stomach when inflated. 9 balloons of varying colors float around the room, as MTF agents walk towards the SCP and attempt to apprehend it. SCP-XXXX-2 smiles at the operating camera one more time before all 9 balloons explode in a puff of thick smoke. After the smoke dissipates, SCP-XXXX-2 is shown to be no longer in the Interview room.
In this revelation, Site-42 was immediately placed on full site lock-down, in response to a Euclid-level SCP Containment Breach. After roughly 5 hours of lock-down, SCP-XXXX was found unconscious in it’s containment unit. SCP-XXXX was interrogated, but ultimately had no recollection of how it breached containment. SCP-XXXX was given class-A amnestics at request, and was returned to its containment unit. How SCP-XXXX-2 disappeared, or how SCP-XXXX reappeared in it’s locked containment unit, is currently unknown. After this event, recommendation of object class reassignment from Euclid to Keter by site administration has been acknowledged and is currently pending review by the 05 council.
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 20:42
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Samples of SCP-XXXX are to be stored at biological research site-104. In case of a cross-species transmission of SCP-XXXX between a rodent and non-rodent species, SCP-XXXX is to be treated as a potential biohazard and is not to be handled without appropriate precautions. SCP-XXXX is to be closely studied in order to identify any potential mutations. Incineration measures are to be deployed in a breach of containment of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX-1 are to be contained in modified Small Fauna Containment chambers equipped with ventilation ducts and are to be fed an appropriate amount of food and water for their respective species daily. Only SCP-XXXX-1 instances of a single sex are to be contained with one another in order to prevent breeding. SCP-XXXX-1 are to be monitored under 24-hour surveillance.
For the purposes of experimentation, SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be impregnated via invitro fertilization, and the gestation of SCP-XXXX-2 is to be closely monitored. When an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 gives birth, nitrous oxide is to be pumped through the ventilation ducts into the containment chamber, and all SCP-XXXX-2 instances are to be transferred from containment and deployed inside the testing zone. SCP-XXXX-2 are to be injected with nanite explosives that are to be triggered when testing is complete, or in the event of a containment breach.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a species of protozoa capable of infecting any rodent and altering their biological functions. Animals infected by SCP-XXXX (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) display numerous differences from non-anomalous counterparts. Young SCP-XXXX-1 instances will fully mature within the span of an hour. Mature SCP-XXXX-1 instances will attempt to produce offspring (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-2). SCP-XXXX-2 display similar patterns of aging to SCP-XXXX-1 when born.
The teeth of SCP-XXXX-2 are comprised of an unknown metallic substance that varies in its appearance. 72% of SCP-XXXX-2 instances observed possess teeth that are reddish brown, resembling iron oxide, 25% possess teeth that are blue, resembling scorched steel, and 3% possess bluish green teeth resembling verdigris. The tissue of SCP-XXXX-2 are interlaced with polyurethane and several compounds that have yet to be identified. Testing has revealed the tissue of SCP-XXXX-2 serves as an excellent electrical insulator, aiding SCP-XXXX-2 in their primary goal.
SCP-XXXX-2 will seek out certain kinds of infrastructure and attempt to destroy them using their teeth. The preference of infrastructure depends on the species of the SCP-XXXX-2 instance. For example, smaller instances such as mice, rats and squirrels will attempt to chew through drywall and sever electrical wiring, burrowing animals such as groundhogs and mole rats will attempt to destroy underground structures such as fiberoptic cables, plumbing, and subway wires, and larger instances such as beavers, porcupines and capybaras have been observed attempting to destroy telecommunications towers, power grids, railway tracks, bridges and, although rare, the drive shafts of vehicles. When the preferred type of infrastructure is not available, SCP-XXXX-2 will target the nearest available alternative.
SCP-XXXX-2 are non-hostile to humans unless an individual attacks a nearby instance of SCP-XXXX-1 or SCP-XXXX-2 or attempts to separate SCP-XXXX-2 from their target. SCP-XXXX-1 instances have not displayed any hostile behavior beyond that which is considered normal for their species. SCP-XXXX-2 display atrophy of sexual organs and have not been observed attempting to find a mate or breed. In addition, SCP-XXXX-2 do not require sleep or sustenance beyond oxygen.
SCP-XXXX was brought to the attention of the SCP Foundation in 19██, when reports of a colony of beavers attempting to destroy a transformer surfaced during a blackout in ██████████, USA. Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 involved were terminated, and cover story involving a geomagnetic storm was circulated by the Foundation following administration of Class A amnestics to all witnesses of SCP-XXXX-2.
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 18:23
Item #:Scp-000 "The portal man"
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:Currently there are no containment procedures in place
Description:Scp-000-A takes the form of a floating white head and torso, The torso is wearing a type of tuxedo why the head only has a mouth and no eyes or nose and Scp-000 has 6 gloved floating hands around it that it seems to control
Addendum:Scp-000-A is believed to be what brought the SCPS to are world, SCP-000-A can create portals to various dimensions and has revealed it can create mini-dimensions at will it can create portals to, SCP-000-A actually hasn't bin numbered but once a 05 council member called it Scp-000-A on mistake which it was later classed as, SCP-000-B are the portals it create and currently it is imposible to contain but will some times follow SCP foundation members to the nearest sight to try and get more info, but usually it would say things that would cause even more questions to be asked or they will talk in a Unidentified language amd whenever it feels like it, it will vanish threw a portal and SCP-000-A has bin scene multiple times around locations where various SCPs were 1st reported or encountered
Various sub-dimensions
so far SCP-000-A Created 3 portals that he didn't close and were dubbed SCP-000-C, SCP-000-D and SCP-000-E
SCP-000-C is a Dimension that Is possibly livable in, With breathable air and the ground is made of some kind of chemical fusion of sand or dirt and once SCP-507 apeared in the dimension and Reported having seen some kind of Giant worm life on the dimension wich the SCP foundation was concluded it was possible
SCP-000-D is also a dimension that is possibly livable in, it has breathable air and The ground has the chemical compound of dirt has an odd purple tint and there is a sentient species there that Seem to be in are terms the early medieval age and currently Bricks were used to cover the portal on there side, They built make-shift ruins of a old tower around the portal so the sentient species on that side of SCP-000-D didn't realize as it might change Alot in that world
SCP-000-E is a dimension that is imposible to live in as that dimension has no oxygen and its just a large simple flat rock land that seems to be floating with a simple wooden table and wooden chair on it where multiple times scp-000-A have bin seen drinking tea and scp-000-A seems to be able to sit without any form of legs
Author - Low ranked scientist, Nickname:BroomBotGuy
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 17:53
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 17:36
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a lockbox at Site 19 where temperatures do not exceed 25°C. Any testing preformed with SCP-XXXX is limited to synthesized version created from SCP-914 (Classified as SCP-XXXX-1) and limited to testing by Level 3 Researchers. Any use of original material requires three (3) Level 4 Researchers to sign off before administering SCP-XXXX. All uses of SCP-XXXX will be reviewed by Dr. Moose (or current Director of Site-19) after administration.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 48mL bottle of Mio Branded Liquid Water Enhancer discovered in the Hampton Inn in Poplar Bluff Missouri in Room 210 on 03/03/2021. Local law enforcement was called after a housekeeper (Deborah Sanders - Age 55) was found dead in room 210 with a bottle of water infused with SCP-XXXX. Due to clerical errors in the Hampton Inn's reservation system, as well as a lack of DNA Evidence at the scene of the incident, the occupant of room 210 at the time of the anomaly has not been located at this time.
SCP-XXXX was first assumed to be poison of either Atropine or Hyoscine due to the lack of flavor in these substances. Toxicology reports that came back for Ms. Sanders came back with positive results in Nicotine and trace amounts of Methamphetamine. No poisons were detected.
Jim Akers (Butler County Coroner) authorized an autopsy of Ms. Sanders on 03/04/2021 to determine cause of death. It was found that that the deceased had organs akin to a 7 year old female. Organs affected are as follows:
- Heart
- Lungs
- Liver
- Kidneys
- Intestines (Lower and Upper)
- Stomach
- Bladder
Cause of Death was determined to be Ischemic Stoke, due to lack of blood being provided by the heart.
Butler County Health Officials contacted the SCP Foundation on 3/6/2021 after the burial of Ms. Sanders.
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 16:19
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 12:34
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #:SCP-5964 "the devil"
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:Scp-5964 is to be Kept in a 10 meter x 10 meter room with the walls constantly covered in water
Description:Scp-5964-A takes the form of a Blue humanoid with deer-like horns, with a red iris and Scp-5964-A constantly wears a Orange and black tuxedo and a orange and black tophat, and SCP-5965-B looks like a Pocket watch with 5 arms wich stand for Hours, Days, Months, Years and centuries
Addendum:Scp-5964-A in his interview explained that Scp-5964-B is more of a Disaster countdown and every time all the hands come together on the 12 is when the disaster will take place and currently every time the hands came together on the 12 number a Disaster took place Wich proves Scp-5964-B is extremely accurate but the location of the disasters are usually random
Interview
[Redacted]:What is your name
Scp-5964-A: My name is broom
[Redacted]: Do you have any weaknesses?
Scp-5964-A: Well for me water is acid so i guess that counts
[Redacted]: Ok, do you have any title or alternate name
Scp-5964-A: Yes actually, The devil
[Redacted]: The devil?
Scp-5964-A: Yes thats my title
[Redacted]:Interesting, Thats all I needed to know
Containment breachs
A while ago during a containment breach caused by scp 096, Scp-5964-A Used his powers to blow up a dried wall in his cell and him, and various other SCPS escaped and All of the escaped SCPS have already bin recontained
And There was a test where they put Scp-5964-A and scp-049 were put in the same Cell and they casually chat like they were Best friends and When scp-5964-A asked where he bin Scp-049 explained About him being contained and during there chat Scp-684 had escaped and Scp-5964-A looked at Scp-049 and said "bet i can kill more people then you" and then Scp-049 and Scp-5964-A both went on a killing spree and caused 1,282 casualties, Scp-049 caused 282 casualties why Scp-5964-A Caused 1,000 casualties
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DATE: 03 Mar 2021 08:51
All experiments pertaining to SCP-XXXX are to be logged here.
Experiment XXXX-e-1
Name: Dr. ████████ with Dr. ███████ assisting.
Approved By: ███████ of the Administrative Council, Dr. ██████ of the Ethics Committee and ████ of the Administrative Board.
Date: ██/██/20██
Procedure: This experiment is taking place to see if an SCP-XXXX-2 instance is able to survive SCP-008's anomalous properties. An SCP-XXXX-2 Instance is to be placed in SCP-008's containment chamber. SCP-XXXX-2 will be instructed to open SCP-008 and report how they feel when they open SCP-008's canister, or when they start showing signs of illness or pain. SCP-008's containment chamber is to be observed via bullet proof glass, and via audio and video recording devices.
Results: SCP-XXXX-2 is placed into SCP-008's containment chamber, and is instructed to open SCP-008 canister. After five minutes has passed SCP-XXXX-2 is instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 responds with "I feel the same from when I was outside of this room." After Six minutes and thirty seven seconds have passed SCP-XXXX-2 starts coughing. SCP-XXXX-2 is instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 responds with "I feel sick. Really sick. Can you get a doctor in here?" After eighteen minutes have passed SCP-XXXX-2 falls unconscious. After Thirty nine minutes have passed SCP-XXXX-2 gains consciousness again. SCP-XXXX-2 is instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 responds with "Please, help me. I'm hearing voices. They won't stop, please help." After fifty seven minutes have passed SCP-XXXX-2 starts to bang on the glass repeating the words "Let me out!" After an hour and four minutes have passed SCP-XXXX-2 faints. After two hours and twenty two minutes have passed SCP-XXXX-2 wakes up. SCP-XXXX-2 has the appearance that of an SCP-008-2 instance. SCP-XXXX-2 is placed in to isolation for nine months after appearing to have been cured. An MTF Beta-7 operative is instructed to shoot SCP-XXXX-2 in the head twice to see if they still possess immortality. SCP-XXXX-2 was terminated.
Note: This Cross Test is interesting. It appears that an SCP-XXXX-2 subject can be affected by SCP-008 but can be cured when SCP-XXXX loses effect. This test gave us the information we needed. Just to clarify the results we might need to test SCP-XXXX-2 will have the same effect on similar anomalies.
Experiment XXXX-e-2
Name: Dr. █████ with Dr. ████████ and Dr. ████████ assisting.
Approved By: Site Director ███████, ████ of the Administrative Council and Dr. █ of the Ethics Committee.
Date: ██/██/20██
Procedure: This experiment is taking place to see if SCP-1025 will have a similar effect as SCP-008 to an SCP-XXXX-2. An SCP-XXXX-2 instance is to be placed in SCP-1025's containment chamber, and will be instructed to read SCP-1025 out loud. When the SCP-XXXX-2 instance is finished reading SCP-1025 they will be instructed to report how they feel. SCP-1025's containment chamber is to be observed via bullet proof glass, and via audio and video recording devices. There is to be at least three medical staff and two operatives that of MTF Unit Beta-7.
Results: SCP-XXXX-2 is placed into SCP-1025's containment chamber, and is instructed to read SCP-1025. SCP-XXXX-2 complies and reads about a flu. Three minutes after reading SCP-1025, SCP-XXXX-2 starts sneezing excessively. SCP-XXXX-2 is instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 responds with "What is happening? I read about a flu right? And I seem to have symptoms that match it. What is going on?" SCP-XXXX-2 then requests "Can I be treated? Where is a doctor?" SCP-XXXX-2's request was accepted. Two doctors quickly entered SCP-1025 containment chamber and escorted SCP-XXXX-2 to the medical bay. SCP-XXXX-2 was treated with a cure and administered class A amnestics two weeks later.
Notes: Well we got some information out of this experiment, such as now we know that SCP-XXXX can not prevent SCP-XXXX-2 instances from any form of illness. We also know that SCP-XXXX can not prevent other anomalies that infect SCP-XXXX-2 instances with any type of health issues.
Experiment XXXX-e-3
Name: Dr. ████
Approved By: ██████ of the Administrative Board and ██ of the Ethics Committee.
Date: ██/██/20██
Procedure: This experiment is taking place to see how SCP-XXXX reacts while submerged in Fluoroantimonic acid. An SCP-XXXX-2 instance is to be placed in Testing chamber № 57 located at Site ██. SCP-XXXX-2 will be instructed to submerge themselves inside of a Teflon canister, which contains 2000 litres of Fluoroantimonic acid. The SCP-XXXX-2 instance will be instructed to report how they feel if they start corroding, showing signs of melting/burning or show signs of pain. This experiment is to be observed via video and audio recording devices. There is to be at least two medical staff and one operative that of MTF Unit Beta-7.
Results: SCP-XXXX-2 is placed into Testing chamber № 57, and is instructed to submerge themselves inside of the large Teflon canister. SCP-XXXX-2 responds with "Why do you want me to go in there! I will just die. Do you idiots not know what this stuff can do? I'm going to melt and corrode in there." SCP-XXXX-2 is once again instructed to submerge themselves inside of the large Teflon canister. SCP-XXXX-2 continues to refuse. An MTF operative that of Beta-7 enters the testing chamber, The operative pushes the barrel of there gun against SCP-XXXX-2's head and states "Get in there or you will be terminated." SCP-XXXX-2 finally complies being unaware they would survive a shot to the head. After two minutes of SCP-XXXX-2 being submerged in Fluoroantimonic acid, SCP-XXXX-2 is instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 responds with "Get me out of here! It burns! It burns! I feel my skin starting to corrode! Get me out of this god damn thing!" After nine minutes SCP-XXXX-2's skin has corroded more than 90% of there skin, SCP-XXXX-2 is instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 does not respond. SCP-XXXX-2 is once again instructed to report how they feel. SCP-XXXX-2 still doesn't respond. Two medical staff, equipped with hazmat suits. And an operative of MTF Beta-7, equipped with a Teflon suit enter the testing chamber. The Beta-7 operative quickly recovers SCP-XXXX-2 and places them onto the ground. The medical staff observe SCP-XXXX-2, and have concluded that the SCP-XXXX-2 will recover in at least three months.
Notes: So we have learned that SCP-XXXX-2 instances are weak to acid and that they will still recover. We also know that the Teflon suits are now effective, good job on that one Researcher ██████. We have also learned that SCP-XXXX-2 instances are not aware that they are immortal (Most likely because they can still feel pain.) but we can always interview some if we are have to.
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