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Wow! You flipped a card and got: tawny challenges!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 06 Apr 2021 14:38

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Meta Sqyd's Challenge

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Da'aS Elyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be physically contained, necessitating that the public be led to believe it is non-anomalous.

Description: SCP-XXXX is Sqyd’s Challenge. Participants are limited to 280 charac-

Current Version

words i guess

Sqyd's Challenge 2

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Anomalous

Special Containment Procedures: n/a

Description: SCP-XXXX is a feeling; it is a series of feelings. Your feet on the ground, the wind in your hair, your soul connecting with the earth. May you flourish in the light.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Enochian

Special Containment Procedures: n/a

Description: SCP-XXXX is a feeling. Your feet on the ground, the wind in your hair, your soul connecting with the earth. May you flourish in the light.

Current Version

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Enochian

Special Containment Procedures: n/a

Description: SCP-XXXX is the feeling caused by your feet on the ground, the wind in your hair, your soul connecting with the earth. May you flourish in the light.

"We are all terrified of Sqyd's Challenge"

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Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:

MemeCon

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

**Archived Containment Procedures**

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard humanoid containment cell.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a soundproof cell.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a bipedal humanoid quadrupedal canine, measuring 2 metres in length and 76 centimetres in height, and weighing 55 kilograms.

Addendum XXXX.1 (Waning Gibbous): Human, interview, notably therian

Addendum XXXX.2 (Third Quarter): Requests for therian gear denied, request for diary granted

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Not much to do but watch this space.

Addendum XXXX.3 (Waning Crescent): Physical stuff starts changing, diary entries become more animalistic over time

Addendum XXXX.4 (New Moon): Request for therian gear except mask granted

Addendum XXXX.5 (Waxing Crescent): Containment procedures rewritten; moved to soundproof room

Addendum XXXX.6 (First Quarter): Request for mask granted

Addendum XXXX.7 (Waxing Gibbous): SCP-XXXX becomes unable to speak and begins carving things into the wall

Addendum XXXX.8 (Full Moon): Containment breach + note in diary

SCP-XXXX breached containment on 21/06/2021. SCP-XXXX's therian gear was discovered in its cell along with four pages of its diary, all dated 12/06/2021. Three of the pages detail a simple substitution cypher comprised of various shapes and aligned with the Latin alphabet. The fourth is a letter with the words:

look at the door

The indents on the door of SCP-XXXX's containment cell matched those in its diary and, when translated, read:

<{On all levels including physical, I am a wolf.}>

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Project: DEAD EYE!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 06 Apr 2021 05:02

PROMETHEUS: GRANT REQUEST FOR NEURAL/NECRO-NEURAL INTERROGATIVE TECHNOLOGIES

GRANT REQUEST FOR NEURAL AND NECRO-NEURAL INTERROGATIVE TECHNOLOGY

PROBLEM

There currently exists no tried-and-true method of information retrieval from suspects and victims of serious criminal activity; suspects (and victims) are capable of deceiving law enforcement personnel, and the effectiveness of current interrogative methods produce variable results per individual. This unpredictability is further compounded by the advent of commercial transhumanism and augmentation - modification of self has become incredibly commonplace, to the extent that it reduces the effectiveness of physical and psychological interrogative methods by law enforcement due to the resistances these alterations create.

SOLUTION

The concept of neural implant technology is not new; many people, both in public and private sectors, are host to various technologies that enhance memory and cognitive functions already. What the proposed solution entails is the development of a secondary technology designed to interface with such devices (as well as the brain directly, should subjects lack these devices).

This technology will act as a one-way neural link between an operator, typically an investigator, and subjects; operators will have full-spectrum memory access in order to ascertain the full scope of the nature of a crime or incident from perpetrators and victims - regardless of their communicative abilities, state of consciousness or even whether or not the subjects are still alive.

The benefit in using human operators for this technology allows for a much more empathetic and nuanced approach to evidence retrieval and analysis; a degree of tact that is oftentimes needed (and underutilised) in serious cases where emotional input cannot be replicated by a machine.

Due to the invasive nature of this method, a Use Protocol will also be devised and proposed, which defines use standards that are to be enforced not only by operators but also by the hardware and software itself where applicable.

A proposition for the Use Protocol is as follows:

Full-spectrum memory access is deemed lawful and appropriate IF:

• there is a clear indication that the person(s) is/are key suspect(s) in a serious crime and there is a refusal to cooperate with personnel,

• the person(s) is/are unable to communicate to personnel and is/are (a) suspect(s) or (a) victim(s) of a serious crime,

• the person(s) is/are deceased and are therefore unable to provide a statement to personnel

BUSINESS CASE

Profits from the technology would initially come from partner groups of interest; as the technology and its use protocols become more refined, it will be extended to mundane government bodies and eventually civilian law enforcement. A significant reduction in unsolved crimes will provide incentive for the purchasing of such technology, and may eventually lead to an overall dissuasion from, and reduction in, severe incidents and crime among groups of interest and civilian bodies alike.

USE OF FUNDING

Working prototypes are expected to be completed by the end of a period of 13 months; deriving this from pre-existing frameworks for neural implant technology, it is estimated this will initially cost around $30,000,000 USD.

A multidisciplinary team will be involve over the course of development; a group of 24 personnel consisting of neuroscientists, bio-engineers, cyberneticists and psychologists will be the primary makeup of the development team for the project. Each team member will earn a baseline salary of approximately $9,100 USD per month.

Conditioning and training of specialist personnel to operate the technology will cost an additional $8,000 per month per individual; an initial 5 personnel will be trained in the useage of the prototype technology over a period of 12 months. Should trials prove successful, further refinements may be proposed.

KNOWN ISSUES

A few issues have been identified with the current proposal, which have been addressed to the best of our ability.

Issue 1: Ethical concerns with regards to perpetrators and victims have been raised, due in large part to the nature of neural access both in living and deceased subjects. We intend to address this by not only establishing clear protocols of use, but by also imposing hardware and software limitations where applicable.

Issue 2: Psychological well-being of the operator remains of concern regardless of imposed limitations. To combat this, operators will be rigorously trained to withstand significant psychological duress. Should this training prove insufficient, the hardware and software will automatically disconnect an operator from a subject under particular physical conditions - typically if the heart rate is measured in excess of 180 BPM, in conjunction with elevated stress hormone levels.

Issue 3: The hardware used by operators to interface with subjects will need to be engineered for two particular scenarios: hardware-to-hardware interfacing, and direct brain interfacing.

While pre-existing neural ports are typically standardized the existence of outliers - however rare - must be accounted for, as much as the lack thereof. The proposed solution is as follows:

Hardware-to-hardware interfacing is to be standardized to the most common form of neural access port (9AXO); a procedure not unlike a cerebral shunt will be utilized for direct access. The hardware will deliver a probe direct to the brain via sterilized shunt that will allow an operator to neurally access a subject.

Due to the nature of the probe-shunt method, subjects will need medical intervention to prevent accidental overdrainage of the cranium. Operators will need appropriate training in order to deliver the probe in the correct location non-lethally.

FOUNDATION: ITERATION 0, PROJECT DEAD EYE

Project ID: #77621b55e

Codename: Project DEAD EYE

Summary: Project DEAD EYE's primary objective is the development of a prototype neural-interrogative technology, capable of accessing interrogation subjects' memories when utilised by interrogative personnel, for the purposes of obtaining supplementary evidence in instances of serious crimes and/or malpractice.

Estimated duration of development: 24 months

Staff: Dr. David Parks, Dr. Harvey Sutton, Dr. ██████ ██████, Dr. Irene Clark, Dr. Patricia McDowell, Dr. ████████ ██████, Dr. Stella Manning, agent Marc Graves, Dr. Dan Wiley, Dr. Isidora de la Cruz, agent Nathaniel Reynell, Dr. Alan Boyer, Dr. ██████ █████, Dr. ████ █████, agent Charlie Walton, Dr. Victor Whitley, Dr. Farah Saab, agent Sarah Long, Dr. Mary Gibbs, agent Kacper Patek, Dr. Thomas Miles, Dr. █████ ██████, Dr. Lawrence Bolton

Technical Overview:

This documentation will stand as the first Foundation-standard specification for neural and necro-neural interrogative technology, originally proposed by Dr. Elenor Bridgerton of Prometheus Labs, Inc.

The device, henceforth referred to as a Neural Relay, will be composed of two primary parts: the neural implant, which is attached to an operator's occipital lobe; and the neural 'link', which hosts the primary external connector that allows for hardware-to-hardware interfacing with pre-existing neural implant models.

9AXO 'micro'

This 'link', known as a Cerebro-digital Interface, is to be standardized to port type 9AXO 'micro'. Modifications to the 9AXO 'micro' male connector's central pin will be made to accommodate the delivery of a cerebral shunt if necessary, without disrupting overall hardware-to-hardware functionality of the device. Further modifications will be made to allow for a two-way exchange of information along the connector.

The neural implant will serve as the 'brain' of the whole device in and of itself; it passes information from the target brain to that of the operator via the occipital lobe, which then allows the operator to form his or her own memories based on the information relayed by the implant.

The implant will also serve to monitor vital functions within an operator's body; should an operator exhibit physiological signs of duress, such as an increased heart rate or elevated stress hormone levels, the implant will then terminate the connection between the operator and subject.

For further technical details, as well as design schematics, please consult supplementary documentation #77621b55e_SCHEM.

Use Cases:

The Foundation have identified several use-cases in which this technology may be deemed appropriate. These use cases are outlined in full and described as follows:

• Incidents of civilian felonies,

• Incidents of felonies within paranormal institutions,

• Incidents of malpractice within paranormal institutions,

• Instances of civilian armed conflict,

• Instances of armed conflict within or between paranormal institutions

Foundation ethicists have reviewed the original documentation, and from this have devised terms and conditions of use which must be upheld by operators and, where applicable, must be enforced by hardware and software limitations within the Neural Relay itself.

The revised terms of use and access are as follows:

Full-spectrum memory access is deemed lawful and appropriate IF:

• there is a clear indication that the person(s) is/are key suspect(s) in a serious crime and there is a refusal to cooperate with personnel,

• the person(s) is/are unable to communicate to personnel and is/are (a) clear suspect(s) or (a) victim(s) of a serious crime,
  • Corollary: and it is UNLIKELY that the person(s) will regain communicative abilities within a timeframe appropriate to the urgency of the incident(s),

• the person(s) is/are RECENTLY deceased and are therefore unable to provide a statement to personnel

Concerns of neural integrity in subjects post-mortem have been identified; it is proposed that this method of interrogation be utilized ONLY in subjects with a neural integrity of 50% or more, due to both degradation of quality of evidence below this threshold as well as risks posed to operators' psychological well-being.

Project DEAD EYE is based upon proprietary documentation and schematics devised and created by Prometheus Labs, Inc., and has been purchased for use by the SCP Foundation. This documentation is not to be distributed to individuals outside of those listed in this document, nor is distribution to other parties permitted.

INCIDENT REPORT: NATHANIEL A. REYNELL

RESPONSE FROM THE FOUNDATION ETHICS COMMITTEE REGARDING PROJECT 'DEAD EYE'

On the 13th April, 2011, agent Nathaniel A. Reynell of Foundation project #77621b55e 'DEAD EYE' was taken into protective custody by Foundation psychological staff following concerns for his well-being. This decision was preceded by a number of events that were the cause of great concern and distress to multiple Foundation staff.

In a subsequent investigation, Dr. David Parks of the Technological Research Division was found to be in violation of sections 3.7, 7.2 and 9.1 of the Foundation Workplace Ethics Standard. Dr. Parks, and those complicit in these violations, have summarily been suspended while further investigations are ongoing.

As stands, the current development project has also been suspended. It is uncertain as of this time whether research efforts will resume due to the severity of infractions.

In the interests of transparency, evidence in regards to ongoing abuse of staff has been released. If anyone has any information pertaining to the ongoing investigations, please contact your Ethics Committee departmental representatives.

— Evan Daw, Chairman of Personnel Affairs, Ethics Committee

SUTTON: Sutton speaking.

PARKS: Hey. Just got off the phone with Harpur.

SUTTON: What's the news?

PARKS: We're gonna need to find another volunteer.

SUTTON: Well, obviously…

PARKS: Harpur says Walton's lucky to be alive after that attempt.

SUTTON: Shit…

PARKS: I'm gonna reach out to some more agents, see if anyone's interested. Keep quiet about this, yeah?

SUTTON: You sure this is a good idea? Our guys are getting scared, David.

PARKS: We need people who can trial the Relay. It'll never go anywhere if we don't.

SUTTON: But -

PARKS: It won't improve if we don't.

SUTTON: …okay.

PARKS: Anyway, I'll talk to you later on - I've work to do.

SUTTON: Okay.

PARKS: Buhbye.

To: Nathaniel Reynell (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|951llenyeran#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|951llenyeran) and 1 other
From: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
Subject: Neural Relay Program

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Dear Mr. Reynell,

I am Dr. David Parks, one of the lead researchers of the technological division located on Site-96. I am reaching out to you on the advice of my peers following a review of your service history.

We are currently seeking agents with records of exceptional performance in investigative divisions - both Foundation and civilian.

We are trialling a new investigative technology - as such, we are reaching out to agents with these investigative backgrounds to have input from personnel experienced in this field. This input will allow us to make this technology as safe and efficient as possible for its purposes.

I've included a PDF below with more details regarding the contract. Should you be interested, I have also included the appropriate consent forms.

I do hope you consider this offer and decide to work with us.

Best regards,

Dr. David Parks
^{Technological Research Division}

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To: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped) and 1 other
From: Nathaniel Reynell (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|951llenyeran#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|951llenyeran)
Subject: Re: Neural Relay Program

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Dear Dr. Parks,

Apologies for the delay - I wanted to fully consider the offer before I responded.

I would be more than happy to join the program. I hope that my expertise in the field will be useful for the team in achieving your end-goals.

I have signed the consent forms and attached them below.

Regards,

Nathan Reynell
^{Field Operations}

[ MORE SHIT TO BE ADDED BETWEEN THIS POINT ]

To: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
From: Dr. Farah Saab (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf)
Subject: Wellbeing Reports

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Dear Dr. Parks,

As per usual, I've included the reports for your team - however there is a concern I wanted to bring to your immediate attention, which is why I am writing you directly.

Agent Reynell's evaluations have been showing increasingly worrying results. He acts erratically when confronted about this, moreover he is showing signs of intense paranoia bordering on delusionality. I would appreciate if you could corroborate with my findings by filling out the peer assessment form I've attached - I highly doubt he would have been able to entirely mask this behaviour at work.

Should there be sufficient evidence, we may have to take agent Reynell into protective custody and discharge him from your program.

Kind regards,

Dr. Farah Saab
^{Psychological Services}

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To: Dr. Farah Saab (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf)
From: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
Subject: Re: Wellbeing Reports

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Dr. Saab,

As always, I greatly appreciate the work you do for our team.

With regards to Reynell, I've observed none of the behaviours you describe, both in your email or your report. Sure, he can be a little high-strung after a dive, but they all usually are. Beyond that he's his quiet, hardworking self.

Regarding the peer assessment, as there is nothing to report that corroborates with your findings, I have nothing to submit. I would advise against unnecessary worry over your patients; I have no doubt you have grown close to some of them over the course of the project.

That being said, I remind you that any reports submitted to Ethics without my prior approval will be heavily scrutinised. Kindly do not put my staff through such grievances unless you have undeniable evidence.

Regards,

Dr. David Parks
^{Technological Research Division}

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[RECOVERED FROM DR. SAAB'S SAVED DRAFTS]

To: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
From: Dr. Farah Saab (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf)
Subject: Re: Wellbeing Reports

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ATTENTION: this document has not yet been sent. | Dismiss

Are you serious? When are you going to stop neglecting your staff like this?

Reynell needs help. Help that we — no, you won't allow for because of your stupid confidentiality clause with this project. How many of your staff are going to end up in protective custody before you realise how dangerous this is?

My hands are tied here. I am begging you to listen to me, David — someone is going to get seriously hurt. Again.

Dr. Farah Saab

^{Draft saved at 2:33A.M.}

To: Dr. Harvey Sutton (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh)
From: Dr. Farah Saab (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf)
Subject: Agent Welfare

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Dr. Sutton,

I'm at my wits end with Dr. Parks. He has moved from simple ignorance to full-on wilful negligence of his staff — I'm sure you've seen this, too.
I recently contact him with my concerns regarding agent Reynell, however he seems to be actively avoiding any kind of acknowledgement of a problem. I know for a fact that my concerns are not unreasonable — we're all well aware of what happened with Walton and Graves.

I've enclosed the psychological report of concern, as well as a screenshot of my correspondence with Dr. Parks.

I have serious reason to believe Reynell is in danger here. Please, if you can, help.

Regards,

Dr. Farah Saab
^{Psychological Services}

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PARKS: Dr. David Parks speaking.

SUTTON: Only me, David.

PARKS: Ah! Hello, Harvey. What can I do for you?

SUTTON: I've been asked to field some concerns about uh, one of our operatives.

PARKS: Let me guess — Farah's been in touch, mmh?

SUTTON: …aye, sir.

PARKS: What's she been saying?

SUTTON: She's worried about Reynell — says the reports aren't looking good for him. I honestly agree with her.

PARKS: Go on.

SUTTON: I really think we should do something. Y'know, nip it in the bud before something happens like with the other two.

PARKS: I'll be honest with you, Harv — Farah's just on edge 'cause of the last two. Truly, I understand her worry here — it would be a shame to lose another agent. But she needs to understand that not everything's a red flag, and I know I've certainly not seen any of the behaviours she's been describing.

SUTTON: David —

PARKS: — it's important we maintain our current roster of personnel, especially as we get closer to our deadline. Our agents are incredibly valuable to the process; we can't afford to lose any more. And we can't keep crying wolf every time one of them gets a bit upset.

SUTTON: [Sighs]

PARKS: Is that all you wanted to talk about?

SUTTON: …yeah. That's all.

PARKS: Alright. Talk to you later.

SUTTON: See ya.

To: Dr. Farah Saab (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf)
From: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
Subject: Notice

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Dr. Saab,

I remind you that the contents of our correspondence are strictly confidential, as are the evaluation reports. As this is your first infraction, consider this to be a warning: do not share sensitive information between other members of staff without my approval.

Regards,

Dr. David Parks
^{Technological Research Division}

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To: Dr. Farah Saab (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|749baasf)
From: Dr. Harvey Sutton (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh)
Subject: Sorry

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Dr. Saab,

I'm really sorry — he just wouldn't have it. He doesn't want to risk unnecessary losses towards the deadline, especially our agents.

I wish I could do more. I really do.

Dr. Sutton
^{Sent from my iPhone}

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To: Dr. Harvey Sutton (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh)
From: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
Subject: The 'incident'

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Harvey,

I'm sure I don't need to remind you, but this incident with Reynell has gotten us into serious hot water with the Ethics Committee. Him being the third one isn't doing is any favours, let alone the fact he publicly tried to off himself. They're in talks about launching an investigation if Reynell decides to press charges.

I've enclosed a copy of an Incident Response statement for you to proofread. I've also included EthComm's statement, in case you think I'm bullshitting here.

We need to protect the future of our program. I refuse to let this be the end of it.

Regards,

David
^{Technological Research Division}

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To: Dr. David Parks (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|377skraped)
From: Dr. Harvey Sutton (tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh#tenPiCS.69.noitadnuof|262nottusbh)
Subject: Re: The 'incident'

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Dr. Parks,

Look, I'm going to be frank with you, and I honestly should've been sooner - your handling of, well, all of this has been nothing short of absolutely vile. I've sat complicit in this shit for far too long just because you're my superior. The other two incidents were bad enough, but this is outright and blatant fucking neglect. I'm drawing the line here.

Do me a favour: stop trying to save face. Go to EthComm, and give them the file I've sent. Reynell is absolutely going to press charges against us — I suggest giving him some God damned fucking dignity for once and owning up before he has to.

Consider this a preemptive and informal resignation from DEAD EYE. I'll be sending a copy of my official notice separately. If your project somehow survives this disgrace, I'm sure as shit not hanging around to see what other stunts you pull.

Dr. Harvey Sutton
^{Sent from my iPad}

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NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

Following a Department of 'Pataphysics internal investigation requested by Researcher Petra Aphelion, this article has been marked Explained and declassified to Level 4/Secret as of 2020-03-10. All memetic hazards embedded in this document per archived containment procedures have been neutralized. The Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole is to carry out the instructions found in the Directives in Archival section of this article.

An archive of SCP-NNNN-EX has been made available below.

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Present Foundation directive mandates baseline maintenance of SCP-NNNN throughout the human population. To this effect, SCP-NNNN-2 shall be indiscriminately disseminated through Foundation-controlled channels, and secondary memetic agents are to be introduced to journals of psychology. Civilian-produced secondary memetics are to be scraped from art considered spiritual-in-nature and subsequently redistributed. Information relating to the individuality of SCP-NNNN-1 and SCP-NNNN-2, as well as on the anomalous nature of SCP-NNNN, must be subverted and discredited. Persons of interest at risk of SCP-NNNN-2 misimplantation are to be monitored for dissemination of such information.

Repeated administration of amnestics to any particular individual is to be minimized. Memetic inoculations to SCP-NNNN-2 may be neither produced nor used.

Ethics Committee Ruling NNNN/2020-02

Foundation Ethics Committee

Minority Presidium on Esoteric Contracontainment

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Case NNNN/2020-02

ENACTED

REQUEST: On the ethics of the possible containment of SCP-NNNN.
REASONING: All known methods of containing SCP-NNNN and its subanomalies could result in any or all of the following:

• Mass civilian recognition of the existence of SCP-NNNN and SCP-NNNN-1 as anomalous.
• Sudden onset of major psychological pathoses across the entire human population.
• An MK-Class "End of Human Consciousness" scenario.

RESOLUTION: Containment of SCP-NNNN is hereby deemed unethical.

• SCP-NNNN is to be reclassified as Cernunnos..Cernunnos refers to anomalies for which containment procedures exist but are impossible or impractical due to ethical or logistical reasons.
• No attempts at containing, neutralizing, or reducing the effects of SCP-NNNN-1 and SCP-NNNN-2 shall be made.
• SCP-NNNN-2 must be propagated as much as possible.

REVISION: This ruling shall be deprecated if a safe method of containing or neutralizing SCP-NNNN-1 is discovered. In such an event, a hearing to supersede this ruling may be requested by the research head (at time of writing Senior Researcher Hamza Aphelion).

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MINORITY CONFIDENCE SUMMARY

YEA	NAY	ABSTAIN
6	0	1

ALL-COMMITTEE VOTE SUMMARY

YEA	NAY	ABSTAIN
17	14	21

Secure Message from the O5 Council

By Order of the SCP Foundation

Office of the Overseer

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Official Correspondence from the O5 Council

Dr. Aphelion,

In the wake of the Ethics Committee's ruling on SCP-NNNN, the precarity inherent to the anomaly's containment has been brought to our attention. While the Foundation's mission is to Secure, Contain, and Protect, there comes a point where clarification and tradeoffs are necessary. Usually, the Ethics Committee sorts out such cases, however, it is the opinion of the O5 Council that SCP-NNNN requires additional consideration.

In the event that the Ethics Committee approves potential containment or neutralization for SCP-NNNN-1, such procedures must be brought before the O5 Council for further approval. Furthermore, due to containment necessarily changing the standardized constitution of non-anomalous baseline reality, recent precedent requires that the SCP-NNNN article be declassified to Level 4/Secret and submitted to the Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole for potential veto and final authorization.

We are very proud of the ongoing work on the SCP-NNNN project, and wish the best of luck to you and your team.

O5-██

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SCP-NNNN is the collective hallucination of subjective reality, produced through the joint operation of SCP-NNNN-1 and SCP-NNNN-2. While I. H. Pickman's SCP-001 proposal pertains to the anomalous and narrativic nature of baseline reality, SCP-NNNN is what grounds consciousness to this narrative.

SCP-NNNN-1 is a pataphysical snare which captures SCP-NNNN-A instances from a higher reality in order to create SCP-NNNN-B instances in baseline reality. SCP-NNNN-1 operates through establishing a cybernetic sensory interface providing input to SCP-NNNN-A instances through a corresponding SCP-NNNN-B instance, which is subsequently brought into existence. While SCP-NNNN-B instances may deliberately or automatically disregard input given through SCP-NNNN-1, all forms of sensory input and output native to an SCP-NNNN-A instance is blocked. The only known phenomena retained by an SCP-NNNN-A instance in its SCP-NNNN-B form is conscious thought.

It is currently hypothesized that baseline reality is solely a construct of SCP-NNNN-1, maintained for the purpose of creating SCP-NNNN-B instances. Therefore, termination or neutralization of SCP-NNNN-1 would necessarily result in a CK-Class "End-of-Reality" scenario. However, it may be possible to provide a substitute narrativic grounding for SCP-NNNN-B instances in order to escape SCP-NNNN-1's mechanism..See Addendum TODO on supplanting/escaping -1, incl. omega-0

SCP-NNNN-2 is a memetic normalcy agent implanted in the majority of the SCP-NNNN-B population. In effect, while SCP-NNNN-1 binds SCP-NNNN-A instances as corresponding SCP-NNNN-B instances, SCP-NNNN-2 prevents SCP-NNNN-B instances from discovering this fact through observation. It causes an intrinsic association between SCP-NNNN-B instances and their surroundings, leading to the belief that baseline reality, as constructed by SCP-NNNN-1, is non-anomalous. SCP-NNNN-2 also leads to a similar association between SCP-NNNN-B instances and their physical manifestation in baseline reality, resulting in an innate identification with this form as well as the illusion of controlling it. Furthermore, implantation results in a one-time antimemetic effect on knowledge and memories originating from its corresponding SCP-NNNN-A instance.

SCP-NNNN-2 has been known to fail to properly implant in certain at-risk groups of SCP-NNNN-B..See Addendum TODO While total failure of SCP-NNNN-2 has not been observed, varying combinations of its effects have been seen to drop in intensity for specific instances, usually in temporally-limited episodes, but sometimes indefinitely.

Depending on the criteria used, the number of extant SCP-NNNN-B instances vary. As of 2019-07-01, the two main metrics produce a count of one singular instance or an estimate of 7,713,478,100 instances, respectively.

Discovery Log

TODO: conversation between Aphelion and one of their research staff abt their experiences w dissociation (but w/o naming it)

Foundation Audiovisual Recording Surveillance System

Audio Transcript

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Location: Break Room 3779, Site-87 Research Wing
Timestamp: 2019-05-17T22:07:49-05:00.May 17th, 2019 at 10:07:49 PM CDT.
Interlocutor 1: Senior Researcher Hamza APHELION
Interlocutor 2: Researcher Anastasia DU LAC
Interlocutor 3: Researcher Éphémère ESTRAGON

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-----BEGIN LOG-----

Aphelion: so I think in this log imma be ranting about personal stuff
Du Lac: while we try to deal with our own work or some game
Aphelion: and then I have a lil revelation on my own of "oh shit"
Du Lac: also I don't dissociate
Estragon: but I do
Aphelion: remember site-87 vibes: gravity falls
Estragon: also my name

-----END LOG-----

Research Proposal

TODO: proposal for scp-NNNN; include requisitions, staff, and other info

Foundation Study

TODO: cataloguing at-risk groups within the foundation through surveys

Interview Log

TODO: multiple interview logs after repeatedly amnesticising D-class in response to foundation study; eventually dissociates from mental stress of repeated general amnestics

Testing Log

TODO: tests on emotional responses in relation to understanding the memetic effects of -2 and how to boost/counter them; include the lost futures and pasts they once knew

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

While the SCP-NNNN-EX file has been declassified to Level 4/Secret for archival, the following addenda have retained restriction to Level 5/NNNN clearance only.

Unauthorized access is forbidden.

• • _
  Verify IdentityWelcome, Dr. Petra Aphelion.

  

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  Testing Log

  TODO: various tests on the nature of -1 and -2, including w omega-0

  Site-87 Internal Security Log

  TODO: Aphelion late-night composing an email to the Antimemetics Division and Essophysics Department on intersections w their stuff (mnestics on narratives and essophysical idea of reality) and requesting expert advice, interspaced with video/audio recording of their mental state

  Project Proposal

  TODO: proposal of subsequent test log & operation, including requisition of mnestics and stuff

  Operation Origami Flower

  TODO: Aphelion attempts to Transcend the Plot(tm)

TODO (just like, the stuff to do post-archival. probably expand on the top notice/move some of its stuff here)
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DATE: 06 Apr 2021 04:11

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

The following contains content related to self-harm. Reader discretion is advised.

— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA

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Photograph of the Ozark Mountains taken in Arkansas, U.S., present-day.

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a sealed storage container. A mixed detachment of ground/air elements from MTF Nu-7 ("Hammer Down") are to coordinate with on-site security to ensure adequate protection from hostile groups of interest. Destruction of SCP-XXXX is considered an unacceptable risk, and it is not to be stored at any facility which relies on an on-site warhead as a containment fail-safe. Testing is suspended in light of Incident GH-21.

Description: SCP-XXXX superficially resembles a 20th century adding machine. However, 26 keys have been replaced with human teeth, into which the Latin alphabet has been carved. No commercial brand or other identifying information is present on the device. Inspection of the auxiliary keys suggests that they come from multiple hosts. SCP-XXXX possesses an anomalous ability to answer abstract, non-numerical queries.

Recovery Log

SCP-XXXX was brought to the attention of the Foundation when Harold Grimaldi, a graduate student at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, Denmark, mentioned the device in a post on the ████████ Reddit forum. Grimaldi was detained by Foundation agents under the pretense of a police investigation into the trafficking of human remains and the post involving it was deleted. Following a brief interview (attached), SCP-XXXX was seized from the location given by Grimaldi, who was subsequently amnesticized and released.

Interviewed: Harold Grimaldi, Doctoral Candidate, Niels Bohr Institute

Interviewer: Foundation Agent William Pedersen

<Begin Log>

Pedersen: Godmorgen, Herre Grimaldi.

Grimaldi: Can we do this in English, please?

Pedersen: If you wish. That accent is American, yes?

Grimaldi: Something tells me you already know it is. Where's my lawyer?

Pedersen: Procedure dictates we identify the source of any human remains we discover, including teeth.

Grimaldi: Wait, those were real?

Pedersen: That's what they're telling me.

Grimaldi: Jesus!

Pedersen: It's in your best interest to just give us the information we need. I've prepared a statement of immunity to any trafficking charges if you cooperate.

[Grimaldi hesitates.]

Grimaldi: I guess, can I have that statement?

[Pedersen provides a fabricated immunity statement, which Grimaldi signs.]

Grimaldi: So what do you want to know?

Pedersen: Where did you find the adding machine?

Grimaldi: There's an old room, number ███, that's always about to be renovated- has been since the 40's, according to the tour guides. It's full of old junk, but the adding machine stuck out to me.

Pedersen: Because of the teeth?

Grimaldi: It actually made me feel uneasy before I realized what they were.

Pedersen: What do you mean?

Grimaldi: I was anxious. I suddenly wanted to go back to America.

Pedersen: You mean you were homesick?

Grimaldi: Not exactly. More like- like it wasn't safe to be here.

Pedersen: Here as in…?

Grimaldi: Denmark. Europe in general, really. No offense.

Pedersen: None taken. That didn't deter you from photographing the adding machine, though?

Grimaldi: I don't know- I didn't think it was weird to be freaked out by a calculator with teeth. I figured maybe the internet would know what the deal was.

Pedersen: I think that covers most of our questions. Before you go though, why were you in that back room?

Grimaldi: I like to smoke in there, sometimes.

<End Log>

A search of the discovery site, room ███, yielded a length of paper tape matching that of SCP-XXXX. The tape contained a message recorded in blood. A transcription of the message is attached.

I write to the present statesmen of Europe who would work to repress the human mind. I write on behalf of the physicist who has fled from you, has capitulated and lied for you, has been jailed or killed by you. The damage you have done to a golden age of quantum mechanics is incalculable. You have sowed the wind, and it is only appropriate that you reap the whirlwind. Here is the fruit of your efforts- a tool to help you understand the world without quantum mechanics. It is my sincere hope that you choke on it.

Selected Tests

SCP-XXXX was operated by D-class 57036 under the instruction of Senior Researcher Alexis Straum.

Test	Input	Output	Researcher Notes
T-4/5/21-A	"2+2="	"4"
T-4/5/21-F	"What ground-state energy does the Bohr model predict for the hydrogen atom?"	"-2.179e-18 J"	D-57036 reports having no knowledge of the Bohr model, but this result is correct. The Bohr model involves quantized energy levels- Significance of the discovered letter remains unclear.
T-4/5/21-G	"What mechanism does nitrogenase use to perform ambient nitrogen fixation in bacteria?"	"It doesn't."	This is the first confirmed instance of the device giving an incorrect response. Apparently it will "ignore" the existence of quantum effects in difficult calculations.1

Incident GH-21

Additional outcomes of Test T-4/5/21-G went unnoticed at the time of the test. The occurrence of incident GH-21, "Starving Eden," was first suggested by Senior Researcher Straum. It is now believed that on April 5, 2021, all nitrogenase on Earth was anomalously deformed. Most live legumes on Earth were killed as a result. Month-by-month documentation of Foundation response efforts available upon request. Selected internal communications are included to summarize these efforts.

Phone Log, 6/3/21

Transcribed phone call between Senior Researcher Alexis Straum and Site Director Emma Silverman, 6/3/21:

<Begin Log>

Straum:: Silverman, it's Straum. Have you been watching the news?

Silverman: The soybean thing?

Straum: Yeah, the soybean thing. I think that might be on me.

[Silverman sighs.]

Straum: I tried to use SCP-XXXX to characterize the mechanism used by nitrogenase to produce ammonia. It said there is no such mechanism.

Silverman: So?

Straum: Guess what crops happen to rely on nitrogen-fixing bacteria to survive?

Silverman Oh, Goddammit, Lexi.

Straum: It gets worse. If bacteria can't add nitrogen to the soil, eventually the soil can't support any plant life.

Silverman: And that's going to happen everywhere on Earth?

Straum: Unless the Foundation can stop it.

[Silverman pauses.]

Silverman: Okay, tomorrow, 9 a.m., we meet with Kumar, Sanders, and Arkin. I'll let the O5's know what's going on.

Straum: Involving Chemical and Biological makes sense, but why Arkin?

Silverman: Because we can't afford to wait for science to fail before we try magic.

Conference Log, 6/4/21

Transcribed meeting between Site Director Emma Silverman and Senior Researchers David Arkin, Harish Kumar, Carol Sanders, and Alexis Straum, 6/4/21:

<Begin Log>

Silverman: Okay, for anyone who's behind on their NPR: soybeans and other legumes are dying en masse. Straum thinks she knows why.

Straum: I tried to use SCP-XXXX to predict a chemical mechanism for the nitrogenase enzyme.

Kumar: Oh, neat. Did it work?

Straum: Technically, yes. The object apparently destroyed the mechanism, and then told us as much.

Kumar: What do you mean?

Straum: Nitrogenase no longer functions anywhere on Earth.

Sanders: So this isn't one bad soybean crop- it's a failure of the entire nitrogen system?

Straum: I believe so.

Sanders: Can we just modify an inactive part of the enzyme? Would that count as a "different" mechanism?

Straum: I doubt it- the skip already affected all nitrogenase on Earth, regardless of minor individual deviations in structure.

Kumar: Maybe the computer only affected the active sites? We could try tweaking those?

Silverman: Do it. Kumar, identify candidate groups in the active sites for substitution. Sanders, you're on genetic modification. Straum, you're in charge.

Straum: Understood.

Silverman: Good. Arkin…

Arkin: Yeah?

Silverman: Got any anomalous ideas?

Arkin: Let me get back to you.

<End Log>

Conference Log, 12/25/21

Transcribed meeting between Site Director Emma Silverman and Senior Researchers David Arkin, Harish Kumar, Carol Sanders, and Alexis Straum, 12/25/21:

<Begin Log>

Silverman: Let me start by saying- thanks for all coming in today. I know the end of the world feels like a pretty mundane threat when you work here, and I appreciate your professionalism. That said, it doesn't feel like we've gotten anywhere with GH-21. We've got a lot of starving people and a lot more starving livestock. Operations is running a disinformation campaign on the cause of this- turns out, Eden isn't such a stretch from what climate scientists were already scared of. An arid world is still unacceptable for obvious reasons, though. Where's the enzyme modification initiative at?

Sanders: We've exhausted our tricks. We can't find any modification or set of modifications that will perform ambient nitrogen fixation. Short of replacing the metal centers themselves, I don't think it will work.

Kumar: For perspective, chemists have essentially been trying to do that for over a century now. I think it's safe to say the Foundation has reached the limits of non-anomalous science.

Silverman: Then we move on to anomalous science. Arkin? You mentioned to me that you had something.

Arkin: After reading the documentation, I think thaumaturgical commune with the maker of the skip is our best bet.

Silverman: What, like a seance?

Arkin: Kind of. Without boring you with the theory, I think we can use the device as a sort of Ouija board. Maybe there's some way to placate the spirit of vengeance behind it.

Straum: This is asinine.

Silverman: We don't have the luxury of being reasonable right now, Straum. If there's any chance of success, we have to take it.

Arkin: I need 2 weeks, and 3 lab assistants. Also, I need an operating budget of $100,000.

Straum: Are you hiring Bill Murray to do an exorcism?

Arkin: Thaumaturgical components don't come cheap.

Silverman: Approved. Sanders, Kumar, you're dismissed. Straum and I will reconvene with Arkin when he's ready to conduct this… ritual.

<End Log>

Conference Log, 1/15/22

Transcribed meeting between Site Director Emma Silverman and Senior Researchers David Arkin and Alexis Straum, 1/15/22:

<Begin Log>

Straum: Why does this room smell like a college dorm, Arkin?

Arkin: That's the smell of incense, Lexi. And not my college dorm. I only got high on our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Straum: That smugness really suits you, David.

Arkin: Thanks, I grew it mys-

Silverman: Get a room already. Arkin, what are we doing here?

Arkin: I've created the ideal conditions for commune with SCP-XXXX's origin- leyline coincidence is optimal, and the incense should help anchor any entities that are nearby in imaginary Hume space. Now we need to give a signal to those entities.

Straum: So what, you say "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary" three times?

[Arkin laughs.]

Arkin: Close. You'll be the one communing with it- you have the strongest connection to Eden.

Straum: So what do I actually do?

[Arkin produces a quill and an inkwell containing a red liquid, setting them beside SCP-XXXX.]

Arkin: Tell me what you want to tell the machine. I'm going to write your message onto the paper tape, then load it back into the machine.

Straum: Oh, good; I was worried this idea was going to be stupid. What is it I'm supposed to say?

Arkin: Whatever you think they'll want to hear. Are you ready?

Straum: I guess. [She hesitates.] Tell it, "The Nazis lost. So did Stalin. Quantum mechanics is accepted science now, with no real opposition. Please don't kill our planet for their sins."

[Arkin records the message, then loads the tape. After a few seconds, the keys move on their own, and a message is transcribed in black ink to the paper tape output. Arkin takes the new tape and reads aloud.]

Arkin: "Fascism did not die with Adolf Hitler. Valuing ideology above evidence did not die with Joseph Stalin. Politicians ignore scientists instead of purging them. Capital commits mass murder with carbon dioxide instead of Zyklon. If you had not inherited this dying world, you would have created your own."

[The three try for several minutes to solicit another reply from SCP-XXXX, but receive no response.]

Straum: Fuck.

Arkin: Indeed.

Silverman: We'll meet again tomorrow to discuss alternatives. We have thousands of anomalies at our disposal- one of them has to be a solution.

<End Log>

Conference Log, 6/5/23

Transcribed meeting between Site Director Emma Silverman and Operations Director Ralph Lorentz, 6/5/23:

<Begin Log>

Lorentz: I take it you didn't call me in to tell me you've fixed this?

Silverman: Unfortunately, no. Alexis Straum in Physics is still working with David Arkin in Thaumaturgics to try to get nitrogenase working again, but it's been three years now. The O5's want us to cede primary jurisdiction of Starving Eden to your guys. I guess three years is the magic number where this is the new normal.

Lorentz: I'm sorry.

Silverman: I knew you were behind this somehow.

[They both laugh.]

Lorentz: Okay, well, we're already running disinformation- what actually changes?

Silverman: The overseers want Operations to start manipulating certain governments- mainly China, India, and Russia- to nationalize their fertilizer industries. They think deprivatization is the best way to keep as much of the Earth synthetically fertilized as possible.

Lorentz: Not the U.S.?

Silverman: There isn't an anomaly in the world more powerful than the American lobbyist, and chemical interests would never go for this.

Lorentz: I see. Anything else?

Silverman: You'll also be working to increase government spending on institutions conducting research into the long-term replacement of the Haber-Bosch process for ammonia synthesis.

Lorentz: Why?

Silverman: It takes a lot of energy to make ammonia without nitrogenase. Realistically, we'll run out of energy within a couple decades of keeping the Earth alive that way.

Lorentz: Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Okay, is there, like, a binder you can give me?

Silverman: I'll email you the details you'll need. For the record, we aren't giving up on this, even if the O5's have.

<End Log>

Conference Log, 3/2/24

Transcribed meeting between Site Director Emma Silverman and Senior Researchers David Arkin and Alexis Straum, 3/2/24:

<BEGIN LOG>

Silverman: Did you two realize that this is our 100th meeting about Eden?

Arkin: I'd say 'break out the champagne,' but who needs an excuse to drink these days?

Straum: Jesus, Arkin, when's the last time you shaved?

Arkin: When's the last time you shut up?

Silverman: Look, Arkin, the Foundation offers counseling if the lack of progress is getting to-

Arkin: I'm fine. Late night. I can start with cup size if you both really want to talk about it.

Straum: David, you're obviously-

Silverman: Sorry for prying, Arkin. We won't push it.

Arkin: Proposal GH-21-K failed. Surprise.

Straum: What's next on the list?

Silverman It says here that GH-21-L is to try to replace the liquid in Ritual 631-G, "Crimson Monsoon" with ammonia and increase the affected area of the ritual. Is that something you can do, Arkin?

[Arkin stares out a window for several seconds before sighing.]

Arkin: I can try.

<END LOG>

Note: Senior Researcher David Arkin was assigned one week of paid, compulsory leave by Site Director Emma Silverman following this meeting. His leave was ended prematurely by overseer O5-█, with the following message to the Site Director:

Director Silverman,
We die in the darkness so that others can live in the light, even if the darkness is in our own heads. Your concern for Senior Researcher Arkin is admirable, but every day that Eden starves, a new civil war breaks out over who gets the few crumbs that the poor can drag out of the ground. Arkin signed up to sacrifice his health and well-being, same as the rest of us.

O5-█

Conference Log, 9/13/25

Transcribed meeting between Site Director Emma Silverman and Senior Researchers David Arkin and Alexis Straum, 9/13/25:

<BEGIN LOG>

Silverman: Hey, how are you guys holding up?

Straum: I'm cautiously optimistic, I guess. Things seem to be stabilizing in the new world, even if we haven't gotten the old one back, yet.

Arkin: [Laughing] Yet?

Straum: Come on, Arkin, we're all here because we still believe we can fix this.

Arkin: Open your eyes, Lexi. This is the world now. It's stabilizing under the grip of, like, five different corporations that effectively own life itself. We're living in an anti-Monsanto zine from 10 years ago.

Silverman: Arkin, I've cut you a lot of slack, but you can't actively undermine the morale of this initiative.

Arkin Or what? You'll suspend me? You tried that before. [He laughs, struggling to choke back tears.] The O5's could give a shit.

Straum David-

Arkin: Forget it. I'm still working on GH-21-AC. Any questions on that?

[The other two remain silent.]

Arkin: Great, see you in two weeks.

<END LOG>

Note: Senior Researcher David Arkin was assigned two months of paid, compulsory leave by Site Director Emma Silverman following this meeting. His leave was ended prematurely by overseer O5-█, with the following message to the Site Director:

Absolutely not. Take it up with Ethics if you need somebody to explain the urgency of what we're doing here.

O5-█

Ethics Meeting Log, 10/1/25

Transcribed meeting of Ethics committee members Lily Chen, Micheal Levine, and Saul Jacobson, convening to discuss a human resources dispute regarding Senior Researcher David Arkin, 10/1/25:

<BEGIN LOG>

Jacobson: Okay, next order of business- David Arkin in Thaumaturgics. Complaint by his supervisor says he's been working nonstop since '21 on Starving Eden, and the Overseers won't let her make him take any personal time.

Levine: Makes sense. He's mission-critical, and Eden might as well be K-class.

Jacobson: The supervisor thinks he's a danger to himself, but the assigned psychiatrist disagreed.

Chen: It's not hard to lie to a shrink.

Levine: Why would he lie?

Chen: Because men famously don't respect therapy, and this therapy was compulsory. What do his co-workers think?

Jacobson: His subordinates say he's the same as always. Profile says he spends most of his time with the supervisor and a physicist, Alexis Straum.

Chen: What did she say?

Jacobson: She agrees with the Site Director, thinks he's losing it.

Levine: It says here they used to be married? Did they get divorced over Eden?

Jacobson: No, it was a few years before. You think it matters?

Chen: Everything matters. Question is, "How much?" What did Straum say?

Jacobson: She says he's always been depressed, but not this bad. I think we should file an -835 and override the O5s on this.

Levine: Why?

Jacobson: His quality of life has to be worth something. We're cold, not cruel. I take it you disagree?

Levine: Yeah. Eden is more important than one man. I agree with the O5 memo- we all signed up to die in the darkness, Arkin included.

Jacobson: Maybe if he has a few weeks to get his mind right, he'll be more productive.

Levine: Looks like you're the tiebreaker, Lily.

Chen: We let the decision stand. I think the productivity argument is speculative at best. We're advocates of humanity, not of David Arkin. If he thinks he can grit his teeth and push through, we can't afford to stop him.

<END LOG>

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To: Alexis Straum
From: David Arkin
Subject: Goodbye

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Lexi,

It's been half a decade now. You know I don't blame you for Eden, but I can't watch it anymore. The wars, the famine. I know I'm a piece of shit for complaining when so many people have it so much worse, but I can't keep banging my head against this wall. For what it's worth, I never stopped loving you in whatever small, sad way I knew how to- you'll always be my Honey Magnolia.

-David

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2. Place where paper is placed in order to write with typewriter.

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Containment Procedures

SCP-6096 is to be contained in Site-77, inside a small, CCTV guarded containment chamber protected by blast doors, with nobody inside the chamber. Inside the chamber is CCTV camera, a small robotic arm and a table, where the machine must be held. Request to interact with the machine must be sent to Dr. Juhon. If requests are approved, four (4) security officers must be stationed at the chamber all times until interaction has ended. Exposing machine sensitive information will result in termination.

In case of a site lockdown or a containment breach, blast doors are to be remain locked for 24 hours, and AIC system is activated. If AIC detects danger nearby, it must send demolition request to Dr. Juhon. If request is approved, machine is set to be disassembled, using a small robotic arm.

Description

SCP-6096 resembles an old Erika 9 typewriter, what is confirmed to be sentient.
When paper sheet is put in to paper table², machine may starts to self-type to paper. It usually tries to initiate a conversation. The machine has been described as happy, friendly and knowledge seeking, while it may change it's options and thoughts and starts to seek vengeance on everybody, who doesn't agree with him. Machine can also lock it's keyboard, what makes typing impossible.

Testing Logs

The following logs were conducted in order to study machine nature.

+ Open Test Logs

Testing log 6096-01

Subject: Doctor Juhon

Test purpose: Create friendship between typewriter and foundation.

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Begin Log

Dr. Juhon: Greetings!

SCP-6096: Well, I haven't never seen you, but well, hello!

Dr. Juhon: What is your name?

SCP-6096: How would you like to call me?

Dr. Juhon: Well, Artifact suit you.

SCP-6096: Am I that important that I would be called "The Artifact"?

Dr. Juhon: To be honest, artifacts are always created by humans, so you are just a machine.

Dr. Juhon: Also, from now on, you will start to get some visitors, including another typewriter.

SCP-6096: I haven't seen never another typewriter.

Dr. Juhon: Oh, this is a…well, it’s broken, forget about that.

SCP-6096: Tell me about that!

Dr. Juhon: Sorry, can't.

SCP-6096: Well, (sigh) okay then.

Dr. Juhon: Would you like that I "type" you some books?

SCP-6096: Yes, please!

Dr. Juhon: (Doctor pulls out several books from his bag).

Dr. Juhon: Name your favourite book.

SCP-6096: Bible for sure.

Dr. Juhon: …Oh, well okay, I don't have this right now, I will look for it another day.

SCP-6096: That's sad to hear.

Dr. Juhon: Well I should go now, a meeting is waiting for me.

SCP-6096: Bye then.

Dr. Juhon: (Walks out from chamber, blast doors lock).

SCP-6096: (goes inactive).

End Log

Testing log 6096-02

Subject: D-85297**

Test purpose: Read Bible to artifact.**

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Begin Log

D-85297: Let me guess, you want a book?

SCP-6096: Bible!

SCP-6096: Read it.

D-85297: Aw man, I thought maybe your mind has changed but, it's for sure better than that wizard next door.

SCP-6096: Wizard?

D-85297: Well yeah, they keep a…

SCP-6096: They keep what?

D-85297: …

SCP-6096: ??

End Log

Testing log 6096-03

Subject: Doctor Juhon

Test purpose: Inform machine.

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Begin Log

Dr. Juhon: Greetings again!

SCP-6096: …

Dr. Juhon: Hello?

SCP-6096: I have no business speaking with you.

Dr. Juhon: Well, machine, I have the Bible, wanna read it?

SCP-6096: What happened to him.

Dr. Juhon: Who?

SCP-6096: That guy who didn't read me a Bible.

Dr. Juhon: Cannot tell.

SCP-6096: What secrets are you hiding from me.

Dr. Juhon: Please, machine, stop asking these questions.

SCP-6096: I will never stop unless you answer me.

Dr. Juhon: The problem is, I don't know either.

SCP-6096: That's sad.

End Log

Addendum-Interview

The following interview was conducted in order to learn about SCP-6096 creation and discovery.

+ Open Addendum

Interview B-11-706

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Interviewed: Assistant Director of Security Theodore Anderson

Interviewer: Doctor Juhon, Tilda Moose.

Foreword: Interview was conducted in questioning room B-11. Doctor Juhon conducted interview, Tilda Moose watched it trough surveillance system.

Begin Log, 13:00

Dr. Juhon: Hello agent Anderson, ready to start?

Agent Anderson: Yes, but don't forget that this interview must be short.

Dr. Juhon: Okay then, lets start (Juhon clicks remote button, camera feed activates.

Agent Anderson: Who uses this camera?

Dr. Juhon: Ethics committee.

Agent Anderson: Oh, I thought that (pauses) nevermind.

Dr. Juhon: Now let’s start, I don't want to waste time.

Agent Anderson: What this is about?

Dr. Juhon: Do you remember that incident?

Agent Anderson: Well, their strike was rough.

Dr. Juhon: Whose strike?

Agent Anderson: Well that rival organization, I don't remember name.

Dr. Juhon: Or do you?

Agent Anderson: What do you mean?

Dr. Juhon: I think you have something that should belong to us.

Agent Anderson: Ah yes, The Diary (agent pulls a book out from his bag.

Dr. Juhon: (Opens the diary) Thank you, now that is very important evidence.

Dr. Juhon: You can leave now.

Agent Anderson: Okay, see you tomorrow (steps out from the B-11 room).

Dr. Juhon: (start's to read the diary.)

11:29

Dr. Juhon: So that's what happened to her.

End Log, 13:20

Addendum-Diary

+ Open Diary

20.02.1899

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What a day! Eugene, my love and I both got a promotion, he got Assistant Site Director job! I got also an administrative one: Assistant Director of Containment. Few weeks more and we are considered class A personnel! After that, we both went to site newly opened movie theater at auditorium. It was a romance movie, we both enjoyed it. Then we headed to cafeteria to grab some wine. They don't usually serve alcohol to personnel, but we got some. Only rule was "don't leave from table until your are sober. We both drank and laughed at each other questions. Then we both went to our dormitories and waited for next day…

21.02.1899

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"So, you are in love with him?" Asked our site Director. I replied with yes. He walked away sadly. Looks like he wanted to be with me, but I already had my Eugene. Before Eugene came to this site he was already having something near romantic relation with me. But anyways, I went to work at my post. I signed some papers and wrote contracts. Suddenly Eugene walked in there, he held a little green box. He kneeled and opened the box, inside was a wedding ring! "Will you marry me, Suzie Rey?" Oh My God! Yes Eugene. He said he asked Site Director for a free day on twenty-fourth. That was the best day in my whole life.

22.02.1899

Why?

Damn it.

01.03.1899

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Why is the reason why people work in SCP Foundation? Of course, Secure. Contain. Protect. But what happens if your love gets killed by these monsters while doing this? Nobody cares. They never. Especially that site director. It seems like if you don't be on his side everything goes wrong. I suspect that he might be behind some scheme. Tomorrow is funeral.

02.03.1899

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Today is Eugene funeral. I have last minute to see him before he goes into coffin. Few colleagues are there. Eugene was the only victim of that director. Im sure that director wanted to eliminate him. Suzie, you must do something.

04.03.1899

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My plan was ready. As level four staff, I will enter that reality altering freak containment area, and that freak is vital to my plan. Basically, I ask it to create something that suits to a office, like a sentient typewriter. Then I plant that thing to main office. And of course, instead of writing on paper with pen, everybody now days want to use typewriter to write most sensitive information in their paperwork. So, when typewriter is in office, everybody uses it. And that is their mistake.

05.03.1899

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So, when you say it word breach, be ready to see it getting exited. It jumped up and down and seemed very happy. If it would be in it's body I would think that's a trap. Next moment, I heard weird sound coming at it, and then, in front of me, was a small, typewriter. Now I realise why it's classified as keter. I promised it that: I will help it breach.

10.02.1899

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It's been a while from the day I left typewriter there. Today I will take it back here.

I got it! Seems like it's intelligence has grown bigger. I typed in it request to give all data, in return I let it go to heaven. It asked me: "What is heaven?". I myself just typed that's a nice place where all your dreams will come true. I also reed it some bible description of heaven to it. It didn't respond, but then it started really quickly type, like twenty word per second, and went more faster than before. After a minute, I got bunch of sheets of paper. Some GOIs are going to definitely wanting these.

10.03.1899

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Fortunately, one document talked about next week site security codes. And one document talked about threat of that GOI:

Serpent's Hand

I've got a plan.

10.05.1899

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The plan is now ready. I give data to cultist's. They will take everything from site. They probably murder staff too and burn site down, but after what happened to Eugene, I don't care. Only thing what matters is revenge. Also, I dumped that machine to garbage can. Not useful anymore.

10.06.1899

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I asked for a free day. Granted, said that moron. I used my personal wagon to drive estimated location of cultist's base. At first sight it seemed like abandoned and empty. But then out of nowhere a robed figure appeared in front of my wagon. I jumped out from it and raised my arms in panic. That document didn't lie that this group is hostile. Just drive and they already might give you a heart attack. Then I was suddenly blindfolded.

After maybe half an hour, blindfold was taken off. I was held in tiny room, looked like a cell. At the other side of room, was woman in robes. She took out a gun and aimed it at me. Panic. I said her that I can help. She answered that I can't. I replied that in my pocket are info protocol papers about site seventy seven security. She took these, and then took out a small, seashell. She hold papers in her left hand, seashell in right hand was hold above papers, and it looked like she was scanning them. I remember document about them talked that they use paranormal powers, that seashell might be an scp. She then proceeded with a smile, and started to read them. Welcome to Serpent's Hand, jailor.

I guess we are going to strike them.

10.06.1899

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I saw many vehicles. Horses and wagons, some had even cars! Every cultist in here this base went in these. Me and woman went into a wagon. Driver started driving. That wagon seemed familiar. Then I realised it. It was my former wagon. They turned it into combat vehicle, without asking. But hey, whatever it takes to bring foundation down, i'll help.

After some time passed, we drove near site. They wanted to steal every anomaly, then complete my request- kill the director. There were many teams of cultist's, with every member having a bag for anomalies. Woman said that we will strike in ten minutes. I've never been in a heist. Especially when you are traitor. I already want to see them fall.

After few minutes, team's started to move toward site. I was ordered to stay at wagon. It was pretty boring to sit there. But at least it was quiet enough to sleep there. After all, I didn't get much sleep yesterday. They probably wake me up after escaping. So I just lay down, there, yeah.

Why did you leave me there to rot?

You think you can get away with this?

No you don't.

Command, we found that traitor, terminate her?

Yes

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 23:11

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX advertisements are currently being removed from social media networks by Foundation web crawlers. The property SCP-XXXX is built on was bought by a Foundation front company.A construction company was decided on to purchase the property, due to the barricades., and cement barricades were placed around SCP-XXXX's property perimeter.

Updated Containment Procedures: No current containment procedures are in place.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a veterinary clinic, named Andy's Veterinary Clinic located in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. It had been in operation since the year 1973, to 2016. SCP-XXXX advertisements manifested on social media platforms.Primarily Facebook and Twitter.. The advertisements were made poorly as if the digital artist had no experience. These advertisements were then seen by civilians, and they then travel towards the given address on the advertisement. They then would deliver their domesticated animal. The cloning of the domesticated animal in question.Dubbed SCP-XXXX-1., took 1-2 hours to fully develop.

SCP-XXXX-1 referred to a biologically identical clone of the domesticated animal delivered to SCP-XXXX. The instance of SCP-XXXX-1 shows the outcome of the procedure that would have happened to the original animal. These instances bear no personal attributes, that the owner might have associated the original animal with.

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 23:04

Item#: SCP-6893

Object Class: Keter/Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6893 must be contained 240km deep in lunar soil.

SCP-6893 should be motionless and intact exactly at the gravitational center of the moon.

SCP-6893 must be surrounded by 30 separate 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 km gamma ray walls. The gamma ray walls must be surrounded by several separate 5 x 5 x 5 km barriers made by mixing the DNA of
SCP-682 with the DNA of SCP-2845. All the walls must have tunnels for the passage of concentrated neutrino rays that will be launched 24 hours a day directly at SCP-6893. Each neutrino beam will be fired by 6 mega cannons of 34 km each. Cannon 1: present on Earth soil; Cannon 2: present on Martian soil; Cannon 3: present on Venusian soil; Cannon 4: present on Andromenian soil; Cannon 5: present on Uranian soil; Cannon 6: present on ████. SCP-6893 should be observed and analyzed by the SCP Foundation, The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) and The Serpent's Hand personally on a 5-hourly basis. The SCP Foundation must verify and fortify the containment, The Global Occult Coalition must find a way to eliminate SCP-6893 as quickly as possible, and The Serpent's Hand has to use mystical cells of the highest cosmic-spiritual level around SCP-6893. They must have 8 urns around the lunar cosmic field to contain and limit 3% of the null magic and quantum anomalies emitted by SCP-6893. They must have 346,780,543 cameras, drones and lunar probes each to keep an eye on every major flaw in any atmospheric layer and any layer of the lunar soil. Any faults found must be permanently closed as quickly as possible. There must be a 40,000m high lunar tower, where there will be weekly meetings between the leaders of each interest group.

NOTE: Any minimal failure to contain SCP-6893 should be classified as an XK scenario.

Description: The End Of Everything
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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 17:48

Anomalous Caricature Machine

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard containment locker on Site-15 approximately one (1) meter by one (1) meter by two point five (2.5) meters in a warehouse of containment staff’s choosing. Paper and ink should be provided on the first of every month. Should SCP-XXXX make any noise audible from outside of its locker, Dr. Hodler should be notified, open its locker, inspect the machine for damage or produced art, and replenish the machine's ink and paper. If the machine produces any caricatures, which seems unlikely due to recent events, they should be examined and, if the subject is of note, preserved in SCP-XXXX's file. Letters issued by SCP-XXXX are to be read, then acted upon at the discretion of Dr. Hodler.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a large box similar in design to fortune-telling automata popular in amusement parks and carnivals. Notable exceptions to this resemblance are as follows:

• The automaton within the glass portion of the machine holds a pen.
• The automaton is surrounded by drawing materials, with an ink well to its left and a sheet of 8.5x11 inch printer paper in front of it.
• There is text on the top of the box that reads “CARICATURES,” though in a similar font to that used by the aforementioned fortune-telling devices.
• The device does not need any external or visible power source to operate.
• There is a fracture in the glass portion of the machine on the left side.

In the device's natural state, a speaker will play various voice lines beckoning passerby to drop a quarter into the device’s coin slot to be drawn by “Austin, the Amazing Artistic Automaton!” These lines appear to be pre-recorded and of a finite quantity, as they repeat with relative frequency.
Previously, if a coin were to be inserted into the automaton's coin slot, regardless of denomination or currency, the machine would produce a sound akin to a giggle before asking the subject to "hold still" as the “hand” holding the pen moved back and forth wildly. Though the pen does not contact the paper while the machine is "drawing" and no visible lines are made, a drawing will be ejected from a slot in the front of the machine after a period of two to four minutes following the beginning of hand movement. In the past, these drawing would be a caricature of whoever inserted the coin, centered on the feature(s) the subject is most self-conscious about. However, due to recent events surrounding SCP-XXXX, the machine currently produces exclusively landscapes and still lifes, not caricatures.

Addendum 1: Recovery
SCP-XXXX was first identified as a possible anomaly when reviews for a traveling circus included descriptions of a malicious caricature machine that had knowledge of and drew caricatures centered around deeply personal issues that only the subjects were aware of. A field agent was dispatched to the scene and instructed to operate the machine. Upon insertion of the coin, the agent was issued a paper depicting him drunk in an alley. While the agent was sober at the time, he had previously been issued two citations for drunk driving and had a history of alcoholism. The agent classified the machine as an anomaly and moved to contain it, only to find that it had no external power supply. He attempted to purchase the machine from the carnival, which he accomplished with ease because it was widely believed that the machine was broken, as customers continually complained or broke down into tears after using it. The machine was successfully recovered from the carnival three hours later. The caricature of the agent, however, was not found. The agent claimed he incinerated it and, seeing as later caricatures proved to be non-anomalous, no further action was taken.

Addendum 2: Incident Log XXXX-1
Because the anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX only seemed to manifest if engaged with a coin, it was decided to contain the machine in a containment locker in Site-19. However, after significant time without interaction, the machine's anomalous properties began to increase. This included:

• Increasing volume of pre-recorded voice lines
• The emergence of new voice lines specific to the machine's situation such as:
  • "It's dark in here! Brighten up your day with Austin, The Amazing Artistic Automaton!"
  • "Allow Austin, The Amazing Artistic Automaton, to unlock your true self by unlocking Austin first!"
  • "I may be bored, but you don't have to be, because you have Austin, The Amazing Artistic Automaton!"
• Banging itself against the walls of its locker to create noise
• Banging the automaton's pen against its glass case, creating a small fracture in the left side of the aforementioned case. This specific instance of self-damage is designated as incident XXXX-1

Conclusion: Due to the ability to damage and potentially destroy itself upon neglect, as demonstrated by incident XXXX-1, containment procedures have been amended to include monthly interaction by foundation staff. Experiments may be performed on SCP-XXXX during these interactions so long as they are approved by Dr. Hodler.

Test Log A - 10/12/19

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: Researcher Hodler is to insert one euro into the machine's coin slot.

Results:
11:48 - Researcher Hodler inserts the euro, as intended. The machine accepts the coin
11:48 - The machine instructs Dr. Hodler to hold still and plays a continuous loop of a voice line that Dr. Hodler later compared to giggling while the automaton's arms move about inside the machine's glass portion.
11:51 - A single drawing is produced and issued from a slot in the front of the machine. Dr. Hodler picks up the paper. The caricature is of Dr. Hodler, in bed with a microscope, presumably post-coitus. The microscope is holding a lit cigarette, and both the microscope. Dr. Holder chuckles, though facial analysis shows minute muscular movements consistent with the hiding of distress.
11:52 - The machine stops playing its giggling voice line and Dr. Hodler exists the testing chamber.

Analysis: The machine does take currencies other than quarters, but the number of caricatures is not affected by the value of currency deposited.

Addendum 3: Request Form XXXX-A
Requestee: Dr. Hodler
Issued to: Site director
Request: To gain full control over SCP-XXXX
Reasoning: I have taken an interest in SCP—XXXX. While it draws portraits, it giggles, which indicates to me that it feels pleasure in these drawings. Maybe I'm looking too far into it, but, to me, that indicates some level of sentience. That would explain both the "giggles" and self-destructive behavior after periods of disuse. It is for this reason I am requesting to be the sole researcher allowed to interact with SCP-XXXX. While unusual, I believe this step will create a relationship between me and the machine, if it is sentient, and thereby allow for greater understanding.

Response: Very well.
Outcome: Accepted.
Test Log B - 10/1/20

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: Researcher Hodler is to restrain the animatronic's hands prior to interacting with the machine.
Results:
16:06 - Dr. Hodler opens the glass case of SCP-XXXX
16:08 - Dr. Hodler finishes affixing the animatronic's hands to the surface they are typically suspended above via duct tape.
16:09 - Dr. Hodler activates the machine. The machine instructs Dr. Hodler to hold still and plays its "giggling" voice line as its arms struggle against their restraints.
16:12 - An image is issued from the machine's frontal slot. Dr. Hodler moves to pick it up but then stops, mumbling, "No. That's what that [inaudible] wants me to do."
16:13 - Dr. Hodler begins to walk away from the machine. The machine's giggles increase in volume and distort until the sound is more comparable to crying than giggling. 45 seconds after producing the drawing, the animatronic inside the machine breaks free of its bindings and thrashes about at its glass case. At one point, it strikes the area of its previous fracture and lengthens the fissure.
16:14 - Dr. Hodler picks up the paper hesitantly, but does not look at it. The animatronic continues to thrash. He looks at it briefly. On the paper is an image of Dr. Hodler, as a boy. He is inside, sitting at a computer consistent with the time period, with incredibly thick glasses resting on his face. In the background, there is a window, behind which several children are pointing and laughing. Dr. Hodler clenches his jaw and closes his eyes briefly and immediately the machine stops thrashing and its cries return to giggles.
16:15 - Dr. Hodler opens his eyes and leaves the testing area.

Analysis: The hands attached to the animatronic are not needed to create images. What's more, it seems that the machine does not issue the same caricature to the same person every time, but instead seems to grow more personal with each caricature³. In addition, it seemed Dr. Hodler's reluctance in examining the caricature demonstrated a new aspect of this anomaly: it requires validation in the form of negative emotion caused by its caricatures. It could be argued that this proves the device's sentience.

Test Log C - 12/1/20

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: SCP-XXXX is to be covered in a tarp so that no portion of the machine is visible, save the coin slot. This is to prevent the machine from "seeing" any individuals during its drawing process. A coin is then to be inserted by means of a Rube-Goldberg-esque device initiated by the ringing of an alarm clock.
Results:
12:00 - The alarm clock is set off.
12:01 - The coin enters the machine. The "giggling" voice line does not play.
12:05 - A page is issued from the machine. Dr. Hodler enters the testing chamber and examines it. It is a stylized question mark
Analysis: While this could be a pre-programmed response, Dr. Hodler insists that any response to such an event that is entirely unlikely in the machine's expected use case proves at least some level of intelligence.

Interview Log A - 13/1/20

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Hodler

Foreword: Following experiment XXXX-C, Dr. Hodler moved to interview SCP-XXXX to determine possible sentience. During the duration of the interview, SCP-XXXX is covered just as before to obscure its "vision." The activation device is primed to go off at 8:45.

<Begin Log, 8:41>

Dr. Hodler, hereafter referred to as Dr. H: Hello, SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX, hereafter referred to as XXXX: Say 'Hello' to Austin, the Amazing Artistic Automaton!

Dr. H: Very well. I will show you respect if you show it to me. Hello, Austin.

XXXX: Say 'Hello' to Austin, the Amazing Artistic Automaton!
Dr. Hodler exhales audibly.

Dr. H: Hello Austin, the Amazing Artistic Automaton. In a few minutes, a coin is going to enter your coin slot. It will not be sent by me, nor anyone, for that matter. You therefore cannot draw a caricature. So, I'm going to ask you a couple of questions. I want you to answer the best you can through your voice lines, and if you can't, I want you to "draw" your answers, okay? If you cooperate, I can classify you as sentient, maybe get the foundation to throw a few amenities your way. But you have to help me before I can help you. That make sense?

XXXX: Austin can draw anyone! Just put in a coin and watch him go!

Dr. H: I'll take that as a yes. First things first, do you know who made you?

SCP-XXXX remains silent.

Dr. H: Alright, you don't have a voice line for that. That's fine, just draw the answer when you get the quarter. An address, a map, even landmarks near your creator's residence or workshop would be useful. Next: Are there any other machines like you?

SCP-XXXX remains silent.

Dr. H: That's fine, that's fine. Final-

The alarm clock suspending the quarter hits 8:45, setting off its alarm. The quarter is released and inserted into SCP-XXXX's coin slot.

Dr. H: Okay, final question, if you can take input while you're drawing: Why are your pictures so derogatory? Are you capable of drawing a complimentary caricature?

SCP-XXXX begins giggling and the arms of its internal automaton begin to wave back and forth, indicating that the machine is active and "drawing."

2 minutes and 52 seconds later, the machine issues a single sheet of paper. Dr. Hodler picks it up and examines it.

Dr. H (yelling, banging against the glass section of SCP-XXXX): You little [REDACTED]! I'll kill you! I'll [REDACTED] kill you! I was trying to help you, and you do this? You ungrateful [REDACTED]! I'll cut off your-

Dr. Hodler is seized by guards and dragged out of the room to avoid damage to SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX's "giggling" voice line is still audible as the door closes.

<End Log, 8:49>

Closing Statement: Upon review of the page issued by SCP-XXXX during this interview, it was found have a drawing of a meticulously stylized and shaded right hand with exclusively the middle finger extended to create the "middle finger" gesture. This image conclusively proves that SCP-XXXX is, in fact sentient. No alterations to containment procedures have been made.

Addendum 3: Request Form
Requestee: Dr. Hodler
Issued to: Site director
Request: To relinquish full control over SCP-XXXX
Reasoning: I fear that my continued contact with SCP-XXXX may result in physical damage to SCP-XXXX or mental damage to myself.

Response: Dr. Hodler has become an expert on SCP-XXXX. In fact, he is the one that discovered SCP-XXXX's sentience. He must be allowed continued contact with SCP-XXXX. Besides, SCP-XXXX is not believed to have any memetic effect. Simply control yourself, Dr. Hodler.
Outcome: Denied.

Test Log D - 10/2/20

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: The black pen attached to the animatronic arm of SCP-XXXX is to be replaced with a red pen.
Results:
17:14 - Dr. Hodler enters the testing area.
17:16 - The black pen is removed and the blue pen is affixed. Dr. Hodler asks if a D-class could activate the machine. Observing researchers inform him that a D-class is not allowed to operate the machine, as per the site director's orders. Dr. Hodler remarks that they are "as bad as the damned skip."
17:17 - Dr. Hodler activates SCP-XXXX. The machine activates its "giggling" voice line as the internal animatronic's arms move back and forth.
17:20 - A single drawing is produced and issued from a slot in the front of the machine which Dr. Hodler picks up, after instruction. *INSERT INSULT HERE, all drawn in red ink. In response, Dr. Hodler mumbles something inaudible.
17:21 - After being asked to repeat himself, Dr. Hodler clarifies that he asked the machine, "How would you like it if every one of your minute flaws was picked apart and meticulously stored in a manilla folder for the whole foundation to see." Upon completing his thought, Dr. Hodler's eyes widen, his pupils dilate, and he excuses himself from the testing area.
Analysis:
While the movements of the machine's arms are not necessary for drawing, the color of its pen affects the color of its drawings. Therefore, the caricatures are, at least in some way, influenced by the automaton, and are not produced in the internal mechanisms of the machine. In addition, it appears as though prolonged use of SCP-XXXX does have some psychological effect, as seen in Dr. Hodler's erratic behavior, though it is unclear whether this effect is anomalous in nature or simply a reaction to SCP-XXXX's work.

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 17:18

CONTENT WARNING: The following article details, describes, and engages with potentially traumatic events including sexual assault. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

Rituals Chapter 2:

The Age of Adam el Asem, First King of Men
Before the Deluge

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From the bleeding rent in the sky, came the twisted corpse of a fallen god. They did not fall from grace, but had instead been dragged down from their lofty throne. Its agonising descent had torn into the barren seabed, burying itself alongside the long forgotten bones of ancient beings; company which likewise once held claim to such covetous ambitions and ideals. Within the furrowed canyons of a dry seabed laid heaped mountains of corpses. One day, a great deluge would wash over the buried dead, natural and unnatural alike, but even this act would not cleanse the earth. Nothing would ever cleanse this monstrosity of sin.

Spires of cracked rock erupted from beneath the corpse of the god, impaling their wrists and ankles, spearing open their stomach and neck, and even now it drowned in pools of its own blood. Flesh had ripped, muscle had torn, and bone had snapped as the alien god was slain upon unfamiliar terrain. Its dying gasp of breath had been incomprehensible, perhaps a fleeting question arising from the depths within its heart, or simply a final and futile curse born on transient winds.

Amidst the chaos and carnage, an army gathered to celebrate triumph in the face of adversity. Soldiers waded through the bodies of fallen brothers and sisters, desperate to pull a familiar face close to their chest, and celebrate living yet another day. In that numbing moment, the tens of thousands dead were forgotten, reduced to little more than faceless servants that had lived, served, and died. Their mourning would follow in the wake of celebration, once their living brothers and sisters arose to their senses, beginning the arduous task of burying the nameless dead.

In that moment, as they held one another close, the sown seeds of division would be forgotten. This army did not belong to a single commander, nor a single race. The Fae, six-eyed diminutive beings, fearful of iron, and carried upon flitting wings would willingly embrace men and women of various skin tones, hair colours, and eye colours; the marks of individuality carried by those who named themselves Men. Amidst Men and Fae strode towering muscular humanoids with red eyes and black hair who called themselves the Children of Night. These competing peoples, united as one beneath a banner blazing with a golden crown wreathed by flames.

Under this banner, hanging listlessly in a windless sky, stood two old friends, a Child of Light and a Child of Night. A woman had walked amongst them sometime earlier, but she had descended the winding path back down to the united armies.

The Child of Light was radiant, his bright gold skin glowing brighter than the eclipsed sun which hung motionlessly above their heads, bleeding like a freshly irritated wound. Upon his brow laid a crown of hammered gold, huge and heavy, with a single impossibly bright stone set into its centre. The points of the crown were sharp, and lined with red gold.

To his right, stood the Child of Night with his sable skin and white hair. An austere and muscled figure, his red eyes pierced into the gloom of the eclipsed terrain and surveyed the armies below. He wore a simpler emblem of office, a circlet of wrought, blackened iron. A black cloth surcoat, emblazoned with a flaming crown, was draped over a set of nondescript black plate armour, forged from enameled beryllium bronze. His hands were folded over the worn shagreen covering the hilt of his greatsword, the blade chipped and in dire need of oiling now that sticky, thick blood clung to the folds of iron.

'Tell me, Adam, what have we won?'

'Peace and unification amongst our people? We turned it back so that our children might forge their own fates and live their own lives to the fullest. They are safe now; safer than they ever could have been in this new and uncertain world. Even now, your people and mine hold one another close, friendships forged in the flames of war. I imagine that your peoples will raise great spires above your shining cities, whilst mine own will toil within the soils of the Crescent to build a city fit for the First Men. Whilst their Queen may have left, I have no doubt that the Fae will cherish this moment too.'

'Aye, you've bought yourself a peace; a peace bought in blood and paid with senseless death. This fleeting moment shall not last, you know that as well as I. Soon, mine and your children will bicker endlessly about honour and land, gold and oxen. With no common goal, the mortals will once more divide themselves into tribes, families, and tongues. Just as it would want.'

'You speak harsh words, my friend. What of the safety that we delivered to them? It shall never threaten us again.'

'A momentary bliss. A bright and roaring flame, soon snuffed out by clamped fingers about the naked wick. And yet, Adam, my King-'

'You would do it all again. No?'

'For you? I would.'

And with blurred vision and tears staining his face, Phomet ha Satanael, the Father of Night, turned his broken sword upon the First King of Men, the God of All That IS, and the man he once loved with all of his heart.

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The Antlered Predator, Aquatic Containment Chamber 6000, Pacific Ocean

It was #4345. A seemingly meaningless number given to a series of seemingly mundane remains. It didn't denote the date and time of its creation. It didn't express the importance of the anchor's place within the universe. And it certainly didn't signify the serialisation of its creation. That would convey an implicit sense of importance and relevance within the cosmos, and that would risk giving the anchor a sense of self. No, to anyone else, the number four thousand, three hundred, and forty-five was truly meaningless; just another link in a chain stretching across the gaps in reality.

But it meant everything to that which remembered a house.

It tensed, sensing the flow of the ocean all around it. It was the chains stretching down below and beneath the seabed, rupturing the crust and seeking something. Once found, it snapped taut. There were other anchors around it. Six other dutiful chains woven tightly about the space that no longer existed. Not here, anyway.

Turning, it felt the chains straining as it was reeled back towards the seabed. This place was a prison, but for whom? For the unknowable or for the known? You see, the sea remembers everything. Memories cling to the waves, erupting to the surface and crashing against the sands, dragging hazy and forgotten thoughts along with them. A rotting piece of driftwood, dislodged from a ship that ran aground centuries ago. A tumbled and polished piece of rock or shard of glass, picked up by inquisitive hands and regarded with innocent wonder, as the unassuming mind marvels at whether it was the tooth of a dragon or a gem plucked from a broken and rusted crown.

Deeper still, rest long dead corpses, waterlogged and inundated with salt, regarding the abyss with empty, pallid eyes. They call out with childish naïvity, Why us? What did we do wrong? But #4345 did not ask, for it remembered so much. It remembered a house and a man. It remembered a shape and a crown. It remembered what if felt like to break the chains that bound.

And she laughed for the first time in what felt like an eternity.

Amongst the myriad of Scranton Reality Anchors used by the Foundation, Ichabod-Class SRAs are special. A single Ichabod-Class SRA can disrupt an area the size of Manhattan Island, displacing the entirety of the Hume field in the area until it either returns to nothing or becomes detached from our reality, floating listlessly within another universe.

Another unique quality is their incorporation of the remains of deceased Type-Greens, constructed in secrecy at what is called the Glue Factory, located somewhere in England. Their remains are stripped of any possible means of identifying them, scattered unceremoniously upon lab tables, and reassembled into something of use for the Foundation. This ritual of humiliation serves to remind the bones that they are nothing but bones.

In the 80s, the Ichabod campaign killed 75% of the total population of Type-Greens with the majority of those corpses being purchased or stolen by the Foundation. Our demand for the things was massive and unsustainable. The well was drying up and the supply could not meet the demand. If a basic economics class taught you anything, you'd know that this is a bad thing for the internal economy of ritual slaughter. And so we slowed it down, taking a renewed - more sustainable approach.

We and the GOC agreed to let them live until they were about nineteen, keeping them closely monitored and tagged. Around this age, they'll enter Stage 4 of the development cycle for Type-Greens and will likely wound up dead. Most of them know this by now, God knows we drilled it into their heads with propaganda and threats, and so before that they'll be desperate to know that something about them survives into the next generation.

The demographics of the Ichabod campaign have shifted massively since the 80s. 75% of the population still winds up being exterminated by GOC kill squads, but this number is dominated by 90% of the causalities being male. We need the women.

— On Ichabod-Class Scranton Reality Anchors, a seminar delivered by Dr.

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Date

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Item #: SCP-6000

Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class:

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:

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To Salt the Earth

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A Throne of Bones

Clef awoke to a sound; the clanging of bells echoing out from afar. Blinking dust from his eyes, his vision settled upon the dim bleeding sun adorning the storms above him. It lingered like a scar, ever present within his sight as if burnt into the lens of his eye. Light poured down from the wound, bleeding across the sky and into the earth. We came through the sun, he thought, coughing coarse grit from his lungs. Is that all the sun is? An eye peering out from another world?

He attempted to force himself upright, but a sudden searing pain forced him into a kneel. He groped at the source of the agony, his fingers catching the cold steel of a hook piercing his left shoulder blade. Turning over over onto his side, he felt the links of chain rolling beneath him, watching as it stretched endlessly across the plain and into the gaping horizon. A sudden crunching sound rang out from his left. He reversed his movement, fire lancing throughout his shoulder, as a pair of sabatons stepped into view

'I'm sorry,' the armoured figure of slate skin said, kneeling down and wrapping an arm under Clef's left shoulder to steady him upright, 'I didn't think about how this place would impact you.'

Once more, liquid fire shot through his shoulder, along his collar, and into his head as Clef found himself on unsteady feet. He looked out onto the flat plain and realised, for the first time, that it was entirely composed of dead things. A thin dusting of coat coated the surface of everything and continued to rain down upon him and Satanael. Ruins dotted the crested hills surrounding the plains. Fragments of bone jutted out through the cracks of salt-covered clay, the floor beneath them either crunching like dead leaves or producing muffled sounds similar to wading through sand dunes.

'Where are we, Satanael?' Clef asked.

"A graveyard would seem most appropriate,' Satanael responded after a moment. 'Can you walk?'

Clef nodded as he placed a foot down on the surface of the world, feeling his foot crunching against something that might have once been a burnt twig or a burnt bone.

'I couldn't get us close enough to him, but we shouldn't have to walk far. The king doesn't like visitors, especially those that have already killed him once.'

'Anything you can do about the chain dangling from my shoulder?'

'I apologise but I cannot. That is a burden carried by the living and the dead, citizens of IS alike.' Satanael said, striding out into the dunes of ashen sand, loosely gripping his broken greatsword in his left hand.

But then what are you, Phomet ha Satanael?

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'This, Alto Clef, is the madness of civilisation. An unending steeplechase to no avail. Bodies piled higher than the skies, connected by silent chains which nobody dares to even whisper of; for announcing their existence would be admitting that we - each and every one of us that has ever lived and died - were wrong,' Satanael said as he strode up the staircase of skulls and ribs, 'do you imagine he enjoys this existence?'

'Who?' Clef asked, his foot dislodging a withered animal bone from the heap of bodies, rolling down and coming to a clattering halt at the bottom of the cairn.

'The person who would finally seat themselves above all and lord down on existence from their lofty perch? Do you imagine that it would come with a sudden epiphany of clarity? "All I have done is for naught, but I shall not be the Last." I imagine that he would be struck with fear once he looks out from his roost and realises that there are many, many more piles of bodies - some higher than his own throne of bones. What he wishes to do about it is another question altogether.'

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All the evidence I've suggested thus far points to the fact that - at one point - the Scarlet King existed as a tangible and physical entity. What we do know about the historical Scarlet King has been gleaned solely from what it isn't. Cultural representations of the entity have been found across human civilisation, sharing vapid connotations of a demon crowned with chains married to seven brides. It is endemic to our species and others - yet nothing of substance is ever said of the King in Red.

Whatever truly became of this legendary figure appears to have been entirely lost to the annals of history.

— The Scarlet King: Benign Figure or Devil in Disguise?, by Robert Montauk

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 15:40

Item : SCP-XXXX

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept closed and locked in a room to avoid being accidentally opened or seen.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a green 40cm long, 20 cm wide rectangualar box with with an object inside of it that is not allowed to be seen with human eyes. If seen, the person who saw the object in the box (now known as SCP-XXXX-1) will have a searing pain in their eyes for about ten seconds. SCP-XXXX-1 will try to explain what it saw inside of SCP-XXXX, but will fail. Since SCP-XXXX-1 cannot share the thing it saw, it will go crazy, and it will start yelling and screaming. It will then commit suicide by stabbing the corner of the box in it's head. If more than one person sees SCP-XXXX at the same time, it will not be there. If the object inside of SCP-XXXX is recorded, or photographed, it will not be there either. It can only be seen by one human at a time.

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