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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 22:31

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid - Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a glass box with a metal rod holding it down. If anyone wears the ring they will slowly become mental and start to rot. While in the mental stage the Class-B will start to scream in pain due to extreme headaches. During the mental state they start to hallucinate, during that period of time, they start trying to pull out the ring. If they are unable to take off the ring they will start to chew their finger off. Whenever the ring comes off they will start to slowly rot in agony and die. Now with SCP-XXXX-2 if it endures the pain and insanity its going through SCP-XXXX will start to like SCP-XXXX-2 and will let it have most of SCP-XXXX powers. This makes SCP-XXXX-2 a High Keter Breach Level. SCP-XXXX-2 can breach through walls, devour people, and even cause destruction to the facility.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ring that is entirely black and it weighs about 5 kilograms. Its texture is as rough as coal. SCP-XXXX-1 is a humanoid creature that has been brainwashed by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX hates and does not like SCP-XXXX-1.While SCP-XXXX-1 has supernatural powers, it is a class Keter. SCP-XXXX-2 is a humanoid creature that is praised by SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX allows SCP-XXXX-2 to roam around and have a free will. SCP-XXXX-2 is a high Keter Breach Level.

Powers: SCP-XXXX: Brainwashing, unrevealed powers.
SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2: they have the same powers, however SCP-XXXX-2 is stronger and can endure pain longer.
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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 20:19

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999 cannot be contained. Currently, SCP-9999 poses no threat to earth or humanity, but it is capable of causing an XK-End-Of-The-World Scenario. It has been moved to Beta Priority.

Description: SCP-9999 is a giant humanoid comprised of stars and planets, it is capable of destroying large sections of planets with a "Punch". [DATA EXPUNGED]

Discovery: SCP-9999 was discovered after SCP-179 pointed at an empty spot in space, Researcher Ivy Patterns spotted SCP-9999 with a telescope destroying a planet. [DATA EXPUNGED]

The rest of this document is 4/9999+ classified. Please enter the correct credentials to access level 4/9999 document
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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 19:49

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999 cannot be contained, it has the capabilities to cause an XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenario. While SCP-9999 has the capabilities to destroy earth it currently is not targeting earth.

Description: SCP-9999 is a reality bending humanoid comprised of what seems to be stars and planets, the total amount is unknown. During observation of SCP-9999, SCP-9999 destroyed a planet with a single "Punch". Due to the extreme likeliness of breach of secrecy C.I.D 1.0.0 was developed. C.I.D Deletes any picture of SCP-9999 and tracks it's source. When the source is found it is sent to MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") all personnel that spread the images are detained amnesticised and are free to go.

Discovery: SCP-9999 was discovered after SCP-179 pointed at an empty spot in space, Researcher Ivy Patterns spotted SCP-9999 with a telescope destroying a planet, O-5 command were contacted, all observation staff below level 3 clearance have been administered amnestics.

The rest of this document is 5/9999 classified. Please enter the correct credentials to access level 5/9999 document
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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 19:06

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Welcome to "Game On!" where I, the 15th Wandsman of Pasia, review all of the latest video games, board games and other interactive experiences from across the multiverse.

I had the luxury of a delightful chat over tea with one of the most fascinating and controversial Board Game designers in the Third Western Central Quadrant, Xing Mascia.

Xing Mascia is an absolute Titan in the Milky Way games industry. He started out with the simple trading card game “Collect Your Color” where blind players would slowly seek out cards in hidden locations to gain the ability to see.

It was praised for its fascinating strategy as the more cards you collected, the better your eyesight would be, but the harder each successive card would be to find.

However, Xing's decision to have the losing players slowly lose their ability to see, leaving them just as blind as when they started, lead to some very negative reviews.

Xing has had his work published through Dr. Wondertainment for quite some time. His new “dream game” Escape from Your Deepest Fears is scheduled to hit shelves this week.

Wandsman: Thank you for agreeing to meet with me today.

Xing: Well, it’s been a long time since I’ve been able to talk about my work with anyone who genuinely wanted to listen.

Wandsman: Indeed. I know your last three games were recalled on Earth. Why do you think that is?

Xing: Oh that’s just a misunderstanding. Obviously when one operates on Earth there are… certain extra-governmental parties who have a vested interest in controlling the narrative of what is and is not possible in game design.

Wandsman: You refer, of course, to the SCP Foundation?

Xing: Among others. Fear not though. I’ve taken steps to ensure that anyone who wants to play my games will always have a way to buy them.

Wandsman: What steps are those?

<Xing laughs.>

Xing: I’m afraid that’s a trade secret.

Wandsman: Understood. Many critics have noted that there’s a theme of “self improvement” running through your games’ narratives, but playing through them in the office I admit many of our staff felt quite… damaged by them, rather than improved. Why do you think that is?

<Xing sighs.>

Xing: I understand that you were just doing your jobs, but you really shouldn’t have playtested my games if you weren’t going to take them seriously. Self improvement requires time and dedication. It’s not something you can just try out and put down.

Wandsman: I do always try to interject some alternate perspectives into these interviews. So, just briefly, I’d like to read you the statement of one of your players. “I keep playing over and over again. But my son never comes back to me for more than a few moments. I’ve rolled the dice so many times I’ve-”

Xing: I’m going to stop you right there. The reason her son hasn’t woken from the coma is because she has not devoted herself to the game enough. I didn’t create Come Back to Me for people who refuse to put in the work.”

Wandsman: So, to clarify, your response to her is just “get good”?

Xing: If she wants a game without any strategy there’s always Candyland.

Wandsman: … fair enough. On to your most recent title, what exactly is a “Dream Game?”

<Xing smiles.>

Xing: Dream games are a criminally underexplored medium where the game takes the form of dreams that appear in the players minds while they're resting. Sapient beings have a tendency to spend up to a third of their lives sleeping, why not make it more exciting?

Wandsman: That does sound interesting. The title Escape From Your Deepest Fears sounds like a horror game though. Why start your exploration of this medium with a genre that will literally give your players nightmares?

Xing: You said it yourself, my games focus on self improvement. What better place is there to work towards self improvement? It's my hope that by playing this game, players will learn to understand and conquer their fears.

Wandsman: … Fair enough.

After the interview I got my hands on the title. It took the form of an earwig which promptly clawed its way inside my inner ear. There was a great deal of discomfort that occurred because of this, which Xing assured me would be patched out in a later version of the release.

Once the earwig reached my nervous system, I fell asleep and entered the dream.

I have to say though… I wasn't very impressed. I wrestled with my self image (a common workplace hazard for a Wandsman) and made my way through many primal fears such as darkness and claustraphobia, but nothing really impressive was thrown at me until I bumped into an image of my mother, who has been dead for centuries, begging me to not abandon her as she was buried under a pile of my previous review articles.

It hurt my feelings terribly, but not only is a regret like that off-theme, it's also fairly unoriginal.

Another glitch I discovered while playtesting was that the earwig refused to uninstall and I had to get my inner ear surgically removed in order to clear it out, a process which I imagine would be much more inconvenient for players without my regenerative abilities.

So, while I was genuinely impressed by the innovation that Xing had clearly put into the title, I feel like as of now it's far too buggy and would need a major content patch to be the kind of deep psychological exploration Xing was hoping for.

Maybe DLC or a very ambitious day one patch will save it, but for now I'm not holding my breath.

Score: 4/10

Originally published in the Wandsmen's Gazette on 4-4-2021
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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 18:25

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9999 cannot be contained, it has the capabilities to cause an XK-Class End-of-the-World Scenario. SCP-9999 is now Alpha-priority and the event of earth's distruction must be prevented at all costs. Information about the matter is varied, only level 3+ personnel may know about SCP-9999 with redacted and reduced details, different documents have been made.
LEVEL 3/9999 DOCUMENTATION:
Access Level 3/9999 documentation?
LEVEL 4/9999 DOCUMENTATION:
Access Level 4/9999 documentation?

MY GUARDIAN
Head Researcher Allen and Dr. Mints are given special permission by the O-5 council to view and edit this file. They are to continue surveilence of SCP-9999 and report any new foundings to the O-5 council ASAP.

Description: SCP-9999 is a reality bending humanoid comprised of what seems to be stars and planets, the total amount is unknown. During observation of SCP-9999, SCP-9999 destroyed a planet with a single "Punch". (See Incident log-9999-1). Due to the extreme likeliness of breach of secrecy C.I.D 1.0.0 was developed. C.I.D Deletes any picture of SCP-9999 and tracks it's source. When the source is found it is sent to MTF Iota-10 ("Damn Feds") all personnel that spread the images are detained amnesticised and are free to go.
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU.
Discovery: SCP-9999 was discovered after SCP-179 pointed at an empty spot in space, Researcher Ivy Patterns spotted SCP-9999 with a telescope destroying a planet, O-5 command were contacted, all observation staff below level 3 clearance have been administered amnestics.
PROTECT.

Incident log-9999-1






ATTENTION CORRUPTION DETECTED, TURN OFF ELECTRONIC DEVICE AND CONTACT A SITE ENGINEER DO NOT PROCEED



































































































































































Your curiousity has got the better of you, did it not?

I am the protector of the universe and all the timelines connected to it. I am the strongest and most aware version of myself.

I destroy planets that the universe orders me to destroy, the ones that compromise the safety of all the timelines. The ones with life too inteligent.

Don't take this as some diety speaking to you, this is a warning.

You will not intervene with my duty, and you will not continue spying on me.

If you are so interested in me, I'll show you others like me. While not aware, still very powerful.

The "Good" me:
SCP-9999-T

The "Bad" me:
SCP-001
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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 17:56

Item: SCP-####
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to be stored in a containment locker outfitted with multiple redundant purple lights.
SCP-#### must always be dressed in rich purple boots and robes emblazoned with a single-headed eagle and the words “Αυτοκράτορας και αρχηγός των Ρωμαίων” ("Emperor and Autocrat of the Romans”). The clothing must be replaced as soon as any signs of wear appear on them.
In the event of SCP-####-A, the Project Manager must initiate Protocol FILLINNAME and send code “Basileus-Alpha” to alert local agents in national capitals to use anit-memetic agents and meet with or at least establish visual contact with the national leader in person outside of their residence. Public appearances are not to be taken as proof of freedom from SCP-####-A's influence. When a ruler is found to be affected by SCP-####-A, MTF Gamma-12 “The Royal Guard” is to extract SCP-#### from the ruler’s household by non-lethal means when possible.
The affected ruler must be evaluated using a Parlo-Zhao Conviction Test1 and the results are to be compared to the ruler’s baseline as recorded when they entered office. Once evaluated both ruler and guards are to be given a Class-A amnestic if they are within the effective time period. If it is beyond the effective time the team lead is to get approval from Level 4 Project Managers before administering higher level amnestics to a head of government.

Description: SCP-#### is the skeletal remains of a human being, estimated to stand approximately 172 centimeters tall when still alive. Radiocarbon dating places the time of death in the late 13th century. DNA testing identified the individual as being a male of Byzantine Greek descent.
SCP-####-A incidents cannot be completely prevented, but can be significantly reduced by keeping SCP-#### in the purple regalia designed to represent the raiments of the Emperor of Trebizond. The garments must include the title “Αυτοκράτορας και αρχηγός των Ρωμαίων” (roughly “Emperor and Autocrat of the Romans” in Greek) and the royal, single-headed eagle of the Comneni of Trebizond. The clothing breaks down as though it is used on a daily basis and must be replaced when signs of wear become evident. Purple light on any bone still exposed also helps reduce the rate of SCP-####-A incidents, though with less efficacy than the regalia.
SCP-####-A incidents occur when SCP-#### anomalously disappears from its enclosure and reappears in the home of a national leader (Monarch, President, etc.), hereafter referred to as SCP-####-1. After its appearance, SCP-#### will perform the following series of actions.

  • All personnel responsible for the Head of State's protection will decide it is their duty, for unstated reasons, to imprison SCP-####-1 within his/her residence. Almost all external contact with SCP-####-1 will be denied and the guards will only take orders from SCP-#### as though it is their proper leader.
  • Upon appearing, SCP-#### will immediately feed upon SCP-####-1's convictions and morals. The methods of feeding are currently unknown. What is known is that SCP-#### will consume a strongly held conviction of SCP-####-1. This effect is not memetic in nature and is not reversible by any known means. This affect does not appear to prevent SCP-####-1 from developing new convictions, given time and motivation, but there are no known methods of restoring or recreating the lost morals and associated thought patterns once they are consumed. For this reason it is important for all national leaders be given a Parlo-Zhao Conviction Test soon after gaining office to serve as a baseline in the case of an SCP-####-A Incident.
  • SCP-#### will animate and take SCP-####-1’s place in all public appearances. Its presence will create a memetic effect in both those that see it in person and in all recording equipment causing onlookers to believe that they are seeing SCP-####-1. Statements by SCP-#### will differ according to the situation, but will tend to include references to the ancient lineage of the nation and its grand destiny free of usurpers and fools. Since such rhetoric is common in many political speeches, scanning for changes in public behavior have limited success in attempting to locate SCP-####.
SCP-####-A-10-12-2006

Initial Discovery: SCP-#### was discovered by accident on April 24, 1987 when Agent Julio Rojas noticed what appeared to be a skeleton being escorted into Marine-One while using memetic-resistant glasses to search for another escaped artifact, SCP-████. Unsure of what he had seen, Agent Rojas immediately contacted the Foundation to report the sighting and his possible compromise to a memetic agent. SCP-████ was safely recontained and Agent Rojas was brought in for questioning.
Testing did not show that Agent Rojas was under the effect of any detectable memetic agent. Live public interviews of President Reagan did not show a skeleton or any other anomalous behavior, regardless of what memetic filters were applied.
To attempt to duplicate the initial sighting a team was scheduled to visit the President in his residence under the guise of being a lobbying group for a number of the President's corporate backers. The majority of the team was made resistant to most memetic influences with a combination of drugs and/or memetic filtering glasses. Two of the party were left without special memetic counters as a control group. All members of the group were given non-transmitting audio recording equipment hidden within items of clothing.
Twenty-four hours after the meeting took place Foundation agents remotely activated the radio trackers that had been surgically implanted in each member of the team and traced it to a local crematorium. All members of the team were confirmed deceased, with the bodies of five of the agents able to be recovered and three having already been cremated. The effects of six of the team were recovered from the site, including the recordings.
Below is a transcript of the relevant portions of the recording, beginning when the team was escorted into the Oval Office.

Recording Log

With careful planning and coordination, a strike force of five MTF units was assembled and given the task of securing the SCP that had apparently captured the President. All contact to and from the White House was severed and an agent inserted into the communications network to ensure that no calls of alarm would be received by outside forces. Two MTF units, Beta-15 and Tau-12, were lost during the assault but the remaining units managed to secure the compound and locate SCP-####. Containment was quickly established and amnestic treatment was given to all non-Foundation personnel.
It is unknown how long SCP-#### had impersonated and held President Reagan for. At the time of capture the President was bedridden and could barely speak. It was only discovered in later tests how the President had been damaged. As no cure or treatment was available, the story was leaked that the President had suffered much worse damage during an assassination attempt early in his term of office than had been publicly acknowledged.

Edited by: Deep Blue Outer Space, any mistakes that I stubbornly refused to correct are my fault.
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DATE: 03 Apr 2021 11:40

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Assigned Site Site Director Research Head Assigned Task Force
Site-516 Director Tom York Ivy Parnel N/A

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP 135520-j instances are too be kept in seperate hamster cages with several colorful tubes, all instances are to be served meat only2 SCP 135520-j Instances are allowed to be in the same cage when supervised by two non-vegan personnel3 The re-building of SCP 135520-j "The meat god" must be prevented at all costs (See Incident 135520-j-3)

Description: SCP-135520-j is comprised of 7.54 creatures that if united can create a single entity, SCP 135520-j-A. SCP 135520-j-A's creation is to be prevented at all costs5 each 135520-j creature has a name and nickname listen below6

  • Sir "Head" Cer (SCP 135520-j-1)
  • Skap "Left" Arm (SCP 135520-j-2)
  • Scap "Right" Arm (SCP 135520-j-3)
  • Tit Thick "Upper Torso" (SCP 135520-j-4)
  • Pant "Lower Torso" Supreme (SCP 135520-j-5.5)7,8
  • Fem "Left" Leg (SCP 135520-j-6)
  • Fem "Right" Leg. (SCP 135520-j-7)

Below are the personality traits of each instance, these traits are to be read by all personnel assigned to SCP 135520-j instances to ease communication and take correct procautions.

SCP 135520-j-1 Is the brain or head of all instances, when all SCP 135520-j instances unite he gets placed as the head, he makes smarter decisions, after an IQ test it was revealed that he is smarted then the average 4 year old. SCP 135520-j-1 has the speech capabilities of the average 60 year old, his age is unknown. Like all SCP 135520-j instances he is obsessed with meat but also tends to like poetry, he is still trying to put a cube in a circle though. He is the least meat obsessed SCP 135520-j instance but he still hates all forms of food not meat. He is also the founder of The Church Of the Broken Meat God (See Addendum-SCP 135520-j-2)

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is willingly contained in Site 17. If the entity fails to consent to this and force needs to be used, a group D-class is to be sent to capture the creature. Additionally, all staff is to be stationed at least 3km away. The D-class are to be equipped with high-power liquid nitrogen rifles to temporarily immobilize the anomaly before securely placing it into the cryo chamber. It is to be placed in a small cryo chamber at around -160°c. The temperature is not to rise above -100°c. Thankfully SCP-XXXX is docile and as of yet has not tried to hurt anyone at the site and seems eager to help out wherever it can at the foundation.

The anomaly requires the same amount of sustenance as an adult human, however, it also gains a great deal of sustenance and enjoys consuming paraffin wax. SCP-XXXX is permitted to eat in the staff cafeteria. The entity does not appear to gain anything from exercise apart from enjoyment.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, bipedal creature of unknown origin, referring to itself as Arther, and consisting only of dripping, light grey acrylic paint and red paint in the shape of a tie, lacking all internal organs and bone structure. It is capable of morphing into different forms of varying shapes and sizes, (of which a limit is currently unknown by the foundation and the anomaly) however, prefers to stay as a small bipedal canid-like creature with big, black, round eyes and pointed ears, standing 1m tall and possessing four arms. It is capable of speech in its unknown language, however, it is still possible to communicate as of its ability to use telepathy. However, to use this telepathy it is required for the entity and the subject to speak to allow the telepathic translation to take place.

The creature is capable of vanishing at any point leaving no traces of its paint. The anomaly can then manifest on the surface of any paint no matter what kind or how much there is, the maximum distance this can be used to travel is 1.6km. This does not affect the paint on the surface it manifests from.

SCP-XXXX’s second anomalous effect starts to take place when treated with a lack of respect, and can only start if the subject is within 3km. Around 2-3 hours after the anomaly has been disrespected the subject, referred to as SCP-XXXX-A, begins to feel regret and dread for a reason they fail to pinpoint. About a week later SCP-XXXX-A began to hear the sound of wet paint dripping around them. Around 3 weeks later, the volume of the dripping sound has reached its maximum, and subjects for the next 2 weeks will begin to see increasingly frequent patches of black acrylic paint on their person and at frequent places they visit. 40-50 days after the encounter with the creature the effect has reached its final stage, subjects report seeing these black patches of paint animate and start roaming about the environment, these are now known as SCP-XXXX-1. These anomalies show signs of aggression for 1-2 weeks before either killing and/or pulling SCP-XXXX-A into the paint. All subjects that have entered this “paint dimension” so far have not returned. SCP-XXXX was questioned on the location of these subjects. See Addendum XXXX-b.

SCP-XXXX is incredibly well mannered and displays a high level of intelligence, similar to that of an adult human, scoring 134 on an IQ test. Due to its docile nature, it can freely walk around the foundation facility. As it walks, it leaves a trail of paint that slowly disappears after a short time leaving no trace of paint ever being on the floor. The entity handed a sample of its paint over to foundation researchers where it was extensively tested to try and reveal more about this creature. Researchers found no differences in SCP-XXXX’s paint to that of normal acrylic paint.

The anomaly was located after there were several people in the ███████ area going missing following a short period of insanity. In some of the cases, people around the SCP-XXXX-A state that they have seen the black paint forming around them, however, no cases of this black paint moving have been reported. SCP-XXXX was in an abandoned bunker in ███████, England. A containment team was dispatched to retrieve the entity that handed itself over into the foundation’s custody and interviewed upon arrival. See Addendum XXXX-a.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a small, legless creature with 2 arms with disproportional strength standing 0.7m in height. The entity is black with a slight purple tinge and 3 red spots on the front of (what is presumed to be) its head representing eyes. These possess the same teleportation effect as SCP-XXXX. Any attempt to communicate with SCP-XXXX-1 has shown that they do not possess the same telepathic speech ability as SCP-XXXX, However, can communicate with SCP-XXXX using their unknown language. SCP-XXXX seems to have authority over SCP-XXXX-1, however, when asked about telling them to stop pursuing a subject, SCP-XXXX responded very swiftly, that it does not have the power to do so. See Addendum XXXX-c.

Addendum XXXX-a:
This is an interview log conducted upon the arrival of SCP-XXXX to the foundation where the creature was questioned on why it accepted its capture so willingly.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr █████████

[Begin Log]

Dr █████████: Hello there SCP-XXXX, would you be able to answer some questions for us?

SCP-XXXX: (In its unknown language) SCP-5… who?

Dr █████████: Ah yes, sorry, it is your SCP number here at the foundation.

SCP-XXXX: Oh, ok.

Dr █████████: Do you have a name I can address you by?

SCP-XXXX: Yeah, Arther, and yours?

Dr █████████: Ah yes I'm Dr █████████. Well then Arther, is there a reason for your compliance?

SCP-XXXX: (Pauses) A… change of scenery?

Dr █████████: (Makes notes on the clipboard with a slight grin) How long have you been in the bunker?

SCP-XXXX: If I was to guess I would say… about 3 years. However, that could be wrong.

Dr █████████: You've been there for a long time then…

SCP-XXXX: It's a very homely place, yeah, lots of memories.

Dr █████████: (Flipping over a page on the clipboard) Lots of memories you say, could you give us an example?

SCP-XXXX: It was a joke doctor, why so serious?

Dr █████████: If you wouldn't mind Arther, this is a scientific operation. Could you save the jokes for later?

SCP-XXXX: Sure doc, sorry.

Dr █████████: Thank you, is there any reason that you would need to leave the facility for?

SCP-XXXX: Not really doc, it's a very welcoming place. Not felt as welcomed as this for years.

Dr █████████: Why would that be?

SCP-XXXX: I mean, I've been living in a bunker for the past few years doc. This is luxury. Getting time to speak to people that don’t just run the moment they see me. Actual social interaction… this is great.

Dr █████████: Well then, Thank you for your time, it is greatly appreciated.

SCP-XXXX: Sure, happy to help with your “scientific operation”.

[End Log]

Addendum XXXX-b:
This is an interview log that was conducted to try and find out the location of the subjects that have been under the effect of SCP-XXXX’s anomalous ability.

[Begin Log]

Dr █████████: Good morning Arther.

SCP-XXXX: Mornin’ doc.

Dr █████████: So Arther I’ve been wondering, is there anything through the paint? Like when the SCP-XXXX-1 instances pull subjects through.

SCP-XXXX: (Becoming slightly surprised) I’m very sorry doctor, but I’m afraid that I do not have the facilities to talk about such a thing with you.

Dr █████████: Would there be any reason for that?

SCP-XXXX: (Pauses) It’s because that information is to be kept secret and only disclosed by people higher up than me.

Dr █████████: And who would that be?

SCP-XXXX: (Exhales slightly) Again doctor, I don’t have the ability to disclose that information to you.

Dr █████████: Is there any reason for that?

SCP-XXXX: Well doc, while I don’t know the Royals’ specific reason for keeping this information closed, what I do know is that if it is leaked it’s not a good time for me.

Dr █████████: You mention the name of the Royals, could you elaborate more on them?

SCP-XXXX: (Stops for a second with a slightly shocked expression) Pretend I never said that.

Dr █████████: No promises. Are you sure there is nothing that you can tell us?

SCP-XXXX: (Exhales) I’ve definitely said too much already but I will tell you this. There is another world on the other side of that paint and the people that are taken down there are used to expand the place.

Dr █████████: Ok then thank you for your time.

SCP-XXXX: Sure thing.

[End Log]

Addendum XXXX-c:
This interview was conducted to try and nullify a dangerous part of SCP-XXXX’s anomalous ability and find out more about the SCP-XXXX-1 instances.

[Begin Log]

Dr █████████: Hello again.

SCP-XXXX: Hiya doc.

Dr █████████: So I’m here to talk about the SCP-XXXX-1 instances. What are your relations to them; you seem close?

SCP-XXXX: I mean I have grown up with them my entire life so yeah we are very close.

Dr █████████: How is it that they are constantly with you and that they have ended up serving you?

SCP-XXXX: Well the knights were assigned t-

Dr █████████: Sorry what did you call them?

SCP-XXXX: Knights doc, like Royal Guards. ‘You know what I mean?

Dr █████████: Yeah yeah, continue.

SCP-XXXX: Well… the knights were assigned to me by those higher up once I had matured enough. They are there to protect me, like bodyguards. However, being with someone for such a long time you build friendships, so we have all ended up being very close.

Dr █████████: Do they have names and can you distinguish them from one another?

SCP-XXXX: I mean they do have names but they are in my native tongue… but they are… (Calls their names in its language).

(The two different SCP-XXXX-1 instances proceed to rise from the floor)

SCP-XXXX: (To the SCP-XXXX-1 instances) Thanks, you two can do whatever now.

(The SCP-XXXX-1 instances proceed to disappear into the floor)

SCP-XXXX: Not gonna lie, that felt really cool, 'you know like some sort of comic book character… (Pauses) Oh right, sorry.

Dr █████████: So then Arther, is there any way you can get them to stop taking people down to this other world?

SCP-XXXX: No not really, they are orders given by the ones higher up.

Dr █████████: What do you mean by not really?

SCP-XXXX: Well… unless the higher ones take back their orders or they are given different orders then, no.

Dr █████████: Well that’s all for today Arther, I'll leave you and your knights to your comic book characters, and I shall thank you for your time and leave.

SCP-XXXX: Uh… yeah… later doc.

[End Log]

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