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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 21:18

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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 20:20
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Level 1 Unrestricted
Containment Class: Euclid
Disruption Class: Ekhi
Risk Class: Notice
Note: the actual page will utilize the Anomaly Classification System (ACS)

Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the memetic nature of SCP-XXXX, containment is not plausible. Instead, measures are to be taken toward hindering the development of SCP-XXXX's memetic effects. The memetic effects of SCP-XXXX are to be explained of as part of foundation personnel training, and all foundation personnel who find themselves showing symptoms of SCP-XXXX are to immediately report to on-site psychiatric evaluation and are to be given scheduled time for consumption of works of fiction.
In the case of a Lifted Veil Scenario, amnestics are to be immediately delivered to all of humanity, excluding personnel under foundation employment, who are to be given mnestic drugs during the amnestic deployment period. Foundation spies operating within GOIs are tasked with sabotaging and slowing all knowledge and research of SCP-XXXX to prevent the possible weaponization of SCP-XXXX against the foundation.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a memetic phenomenon that causes SCP personnel to feel an intense requirement to reveal everything known to them of the SCP foundation and leak official SCP documents and data. Personnel infected by SCP-XXXX are classified as SCP-XXXX-1 until the cessation of symptoms post-treatment. When SCP-XXXX-1 instances are questioned, they all respond variably, with the most common answers pertaining to the idea of the general worldly status-quo or normalcy being uninteresting, that a baseline-hume reality is also uninteresting, as well as that people unaware of the foundation, groups of interest, and the anomalous nature of our world should be informed about it. When further questioned, SCP-XXXX-1 instances unanimously answer that it would be a good thing—either for the greater-good of all mankind or to "make the world a more interesting place"1.
Memetic transference of SCP-XXXX occurs primarily via the consumption of works of fiction; examples including video-games, books, movies, music, fairy-tales, and ones' own imagination. This method of transmission is amplified most within fictional media classified under the Epic genre—that being whenever a grandiose and adventurous world is portrayed as part of a work of fiction.

Incident 531-1, 3/5/1998:
Foundation researcher Dr. Roberto Ademar of Site-38 had managed to contact journalists from national television, numerous news organizations, and UN representatives, all while successfully bypassing and evading security measures taken to prevent leaks of foundation documents. Luckily, however, foundation system administrators intercepted this, and immediately contacted the amnestics division and foundation administrators who were able to control the situation before the mass public were informed, thus preventing a Lifted Veil Scenario from occuring.

Addendum-1:
Due to the treatment of SCP-XXXX-1 instances being the same as the currently understood origin of the memetic effects, research is currently being done to find a less riskful treatment.

Addendum-2:
After inspection of foundation system logs and surveillance footage, it has been determined that the reason Dr. Roberto Ademar managed to go undetected by system administrators is due to a long history of unscheduled lunch breaks on the system administrators' part. This has prompted several demotions, as well as a restructuring of system administrator schedules to fill in any possible time gaps of work.

Administrator Note:
Alleged symptoms of SCP-XXXX is not to be used as an excuse for taking a day off.


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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 16:01

Item #: SCP-6598

Object Class: Euclid

**Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6598 is to be contained in a standard humanoid cell located at site-23. Food is to be provided every day. Survalince of SCP-6598 is forbidden due to SCP-6598 not wanting its face to be seen. SCP-6598 cell must not be guarded with armed guards, because any signs of violence shown towards SCP-6598 will result in a containment breach of SCP-6598. Personnel is allowed into SCP-6598's cell only to clean or talk to SCP-6598. D-class personnel is to never come in contact with SCP-6598 due to criminal background. In case of containment, breach SCP-6598 is to be told in a calm manner to stay in their cell. Any attempts of violence toward SCP-6598 will result in death.

Description: SCP-6598 is approximately 8 meters tall and weighs 81.91 kilograms. SCP-6598 physical appearance is unknown due to hostility when the face is seen. SCP-6598 has been known to pull weapons from another dimension or universe, either is unknown. SCP-6598 is known to subdue anyone that shows any signs of aggression and takes them to what is called SCP-6598-1 aka "The room". It is unknown what SCP-6598-1 looks like due to any who enter are only seen to exit in a pickle jar. Multiple attempts have been made to see SCP-6598-1 but were unsuccessful.
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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 15:12**

Item #: SCP-5162

Object Class: Truculent

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5162 was once profiled as only an anomalous item until recently and was held in a steel box. SCP-5162 is now be held in a ten by ten concrete cell with a four and a half foot tall pedestal with a two inch thick tempered glass case with a hatch on top of it. The hatch has a key and code lock. The key is held in a [Expunged] contained in site-[Redacted]. Anyone under level two that takes the key will be shot on sight even with permission unless the permission was granted by the 05 committee directly. SCP-5162 is to be held inside the case and the hatch shall not be opened without permission of a researcher of level or four higher. Testing is only allowed to be carried out by level three or higher with signed permission or the ethics committee.

Description: SCP-5162 has the appearance to be a yellow rubber dodgeball with a white plug. On the left side if the plug there is evidence of an adhesive most likely to hold a label that has been ripped off before the foundation was able to contain it. After much testing the adhesive can not be taken off and the plug can not be manually removed by even other SCPs.
SCP-5162 will appear in a ten foot half circle on the side of roads that have traffic of at least five cars with children in them a day. SCP-5162 will not appear obstructed or behind objects. When SCP-5162 is stationed it will not move until approached by a child under the age of thirteen even when directly touched by animals, SCPs, or nature. SCP-5162 will wait until approached by a child under the age of thirteen. SCP-5162 will then move away from the road. The child seems to be either hypnotized or heavily intrigued by SCP-5162 and will not stop following it even when physically moved. The hypnosis has a range of one-hundred mile circle from SCP-5162.
Once the child is not in the sight of any and all adults SCP-5162 will pop out it’s plug and slowly open to show a gaping mouth with hard rubber teeth-like protrusions and a slimy soft rubber tongue-like appendage. When this is shown the child will either [Redacted] or [Redacted] and SCP-5162 will then close and a new plug will appear in place of the old plug. SCP-5162 then rolls away and when out of line of sight of all animals it seems to disappear completely. After being starved SCP-5162 will no longer move.

Addendum: Testing is ongoing and this document will be updated accordingly. Tests 1A - 9A have been expunged and will not be written onto this document on request of the Ethics Committee.
Test Log 9B: While [Expunged] Subject two was instructed to stop SCP-5162 from closing. Subject two refuses. Subject two is warned that not complying will led to termination. Subject two acknowledges and does not comply. Subject two is warned once again and it finally complies sticking both of it's hands into the hole. SCP-5162 opens back up and [Expunged]. Test was then ended quickly after.


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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 14:16
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 13:40
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Due to its unpredictable pattern of manifestation and ability to materialize and dematerialize at will, SCP-XXXX is impossible to contain. Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be approached and apprehended as quickly as is safely possible not to be interacted with by any personnel, regardless of circumstances (see Incident Log I-XXXX-01). At least two members of Oceanic Task Force (OTF) Iota-13 (“Boarding Party”) are to be present on any and all possible vessels which may experience a manifestation of SCP-XXXX to initiate and assist in evacuation if necessary.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for a group of entities that appear to target luxury cruise liners located in the Caribbean Sea, where the average net worth of all of the passengers is in excess of $1m USD, and only on vessels in excess of 50km from shore, and 20km from any other vessel. Instances of SCP-XXXX only appear between 10 PM and 4 AM, local time. Approximately two hours after its initial appearance, SCP-XXXX will de-manifest. This marks the beginning of a series of catastrophic mechanical or navigational failures, which eventually results in the vessel sinking. This process generally takes between four to seven hours for the vessel to become completely submerged.

SCP-XXXX manifests itself in multiple instances resembling famous pirates and privateers from the Golden Age of Piracy (circa 1650-1730 AD), categorized by recorded appearance. These include, but are not limited to: Captain Edward Teach (alias Blackbeard) (SCP-XXXX-1), Captain William Kidd (SCP-XXXX-4), Captain Henry Morgan (SCP-XXXX-5), Captain Bartholomew Roberts (alias “Black Bart”) (SCP-XXXX-7), and Captain John Rackham (alias Calico Jack) (SCP-XXXX-11). All manifestations resemble their respective historical figures during the height of their careers.

Instances of SCP-XXXX are observed as being exceptionally strong, fast, and resilient, making them exceedingly difficult to neutralize (see Contact Log C-XXXX-A). SCP-XXXX is never overtly hostile towards civilians or Foundation Personnel but will defend themselves when threatened.

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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 12:50

Item #: SCP-5467

Object Class:Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5467 is to be kept in a standard container at site 45.

Description:SCP-5467 is a small golden disc which is believed to be part of an unknown ████████ ███████ now believed to be extinct.The disc was found near sydney australia in 1998 and was transported to site 45 as locals reported a meteor falling from the sky.Dr ████ was one of the researchers who studied SCP-5467 at site 45.
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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 11:50

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently held in a secure 1x2x1 metre locker at Site-64, what should be supervised at all times. SCP-XXXX's cell is not to be opened unless permission is granted by a Level 3 clearance researcher.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a white refridgerator made by the company "Bosch." An interview with a worker of the store shows that SCP-XXXX didn't possess any anomalous effects while displayed at the store. SCP-XXXX was bought by ███ ████, who was found dead in ████████ Village. Subject had commited suicide. SCP-XXXX somehow gained it's anomalous effects in the village. When SCP-XXXX was retrieved, it had 2 sticky notes on it's door. The notes had handwritten text saying: "kill mr. carls";"be a good person for once." In the village, Jonas Carls was found dead due to a heart attack. When no notes of any kind are present on the door of SCP-XXXX, it is in a deactivated state, and will function as an ordinary refridgerator. If notes are present on the door of SCP-XXXX, it will be activated. In an activated state, SCP-XXXX may or may not obey the task written on the note. 79% of cases SCP-XXXX has obeyed the task written on the note. SCP-XXXX can teleport if needed. When the task is finished or denied, SCP-XXXX will anomalously destroy the note. When SCP-XXXX finds the task too absurd, SCP-XXXX will vanish and will shortly after appear with a new note. The new note appears eroded and has text written in cursive. The text always mocks the note with the task directly or otherwise.

Addendum-01:
Subject D-10023 placed a note saying: "do something good, okay" on SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX vanished and then appeared in Site-██, 500 kilometres away. Site-██ was currently experiencing a containment breach. On camera feed, SCP-XXXX went near the breached SCPs. Both entities then vanished and then reappeared in the breached SCPs containment cells. SCP-XXXX had recontained all of the breached SCPs. SCP-XXXX reclassified as Thaumiel

Addendum-02:
Researcher Thomas Brücke wrote a sticky note saying "kill 682."
After placing it on SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX vanished. After 43 seconds SCP-XXXX reappeared with a new note. The note said: "How about you kill god? That's the same thing IDIOT!"

Usage:
The instruction for usage of SCP-XXXX. (This is for your own good)

  • Be polite with notes.
  • Don't insult SCP-XXXX.
  • Don't write something devastating for humanity.
  • Don't anomalously write text on SCP-XXXX.

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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 09:08
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Eucild

Level 2

Restricted

Special Containment Procedures: Subject is to be contained in a steel humanoid containment cell 10m x 10m x 10m, with a 1m layer of custom sound proofing Vinyl and Mineral Wool on each wall's exterior. The room lighting is purposely dimed to 500 lumens, per subjects request, and shouldn’t exceed 800 lumens. No electrical breakers or key wiring should run along the inner containment chamber’s walls (to prevent the removal and possible repurposing of these circuits). An one-way mirror observation room is stationed 7ms up the north wall. The entrance is situated on the south wall and uses a 3m x 2m x 2m airlock/passage before leading into ████████'s corridor. Within the airlock are 4 automated sentry turrets, equipped with the latest motion tracking software, the turrets are only active when no site personnel are present chamber.

Subject is allowed several luxuries and forms of pleasure and entertainment to allow safer and easier containment of it. Such items include but are not limited to 1-100inch TV monitor, 1-████████ Bed, several paints and canvases, ████ videogame systems, 1-████████████ couch, and 1 custom made trampoline. Any broken furniture should be replaced promptly by the on-site's clean up team. Subject is also allowed to request certain items to maintain its compliance. If the request is denied, denial should be given with appropriate and logical reasoning. (see incident report 2)

Parameters for a Request

  1. No Staff or Site personal
  2. No Object that can be converted into a weapon
  3. No 'World Event' media or non-fiction material relaying the events of the world
  4. No sentient or non-sentient SCP's
  5. Only selected D-Class to play games with
  6. One household pet or animal at at time
  7. Food from the on-site cafeteria's daily menu

In the south west corner is an iron suit, hence referred to as ‘the broker’. The broker is made with the exact dimensions of XXXX from the neck down to the subject's digits. On the outside of the broker's left arm is an electronic hinge that is remotely controlled by staff. On the opposite side is an electro-magnetic release lock that will activate upon the broker closing. The broker is to be used for transportation of the SCP and when inducting newly assigned staff. All new personnel who intended to interact or speak directly with subject must undergo the judgement procedure (as described): Staff must have a full, mandatory, background check. Any event in the person’s life that is considered as cruel or immoral are to discontinue the procedure immediately. Upon passing the background check, XXXX will be asked to wear the provided blindfold and to step into the broker. 2 security guards will escort the personal into chamber and remove the blindfold from the subject when authorized by the head researcher. A blindfold should also be used whenever transporting the subject. If SCP-XXXX’s reaction is of no threat to the staff present, they are permitted to interact with XXXX. If subject becomes agitated upon seeing the staff, they must must evacuate and be transported off-site with no knowledge of the destination reaching any researcher linked to the studing of XXXX. The researcher may return to the site after 6 months, or with the 05 Council's approval.

Researchers Note- the guards should also have completed the judgement procedure.

Should XXXX attempt to breach its containment, the fail-safe will flood the cell with a 1000kL mixture of water and liquid nitrogen. If the countermeasures are compromised on-site MTF and security guards are to quarantine the sector. Squads should also mobilize and guard all important on-site assets. Commander R. Matthews will assume tactical superiority and coordinate from ████████████. Squads are authorized to use deadly force, remain within close proximity, check in often, and cover ventilation ducts.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an unknown human male of Caucasian heritage. XXXX is 1.89ms in height and 63.27 kilograms and resembles a healthy athletic 18yr. Notable features are the following: missing irises and perfectly straight teeth. SCP is by all accounts considered a mentally deranged mastermind severely traumatized person cunning mad man an unpredictable and dangerous psychopath with several anomalous abilities (See list below). The subject has an inconsistent aptitude test record but it should be noted that the subject commonly displays a high aptitude level for both physical and mental tasks. The subject doesn't appear to have one anomalous trait but rather several. (See Additional Anomalous Properties). However the subject’s most notable anomalous property is its ability to see people’s life choices. Theory is that it can see an individual’s history/past, almost retaining everything the individual has seen through their eyes. If XXXX establishes visual contact with an immoral individual, subject will likely proceed to assault them, eliminating them in extremely grotesque methods (see interview log 1).

Similarly the subject's psychiatric evaluation continues to be inconclusive, however MRI scans suggests 1 or multiple mental disorders. Scans show the subject possibly having the following: Bipolar disorder, Multiple Personalities, OCD, DID, Asperger syndrome, Autism, Schizophrenia, Clinical Depression, Kleptomania, “a brain tumor”, or “exposure to something anomalous”.
After XXXX had been in the MRI scanner for 20mins the MRI program crashed, engineers reported the image reader malfunctioning.

Additional anomalous properties:
  • Subject is able to control his center of gravity. This lets the subject scale walls, ceilings and move at high speeds from 36km/h – N/A
  • No sustenance or rest is required to maintain bodily functions. (However subject enjoys eating food)
  • Mimicry of voices, male and female
  • Its body is immune to pain and lacerations. Any blade or sharp object that cuts through its body will leave an outline of where the incision was made, but the skin will not separate. Healing is almost instant, depending on size, healing can take from 2.2-5sec.
    • Serious damage from firearms has shown to incapacitate the subject, but it will do whatever it can to prevent this damage.
    • Furthermore firearms are the most effective at harming the subject. This reason is yet to be understood.
  • Subject can regenerate lost body tissue and vital organs, but at rates of 2-7 weeks
  • The subject is capable of bending and contorting its body in ways which its anatomy shouldn't allow. I.e. turning its head around 270°, bending elbows and knees in their opposite direction etc.

For more details regarding subjects anomalous properties see the Testing Logs.

Researchers Note- Subject claims its body obeys its will.

XXXX displays 4 certain behavior patterns. These behaviors have been documented to reduce any concern or distress the staff may have for the subject.

  1. Common Behavior: Subject will remain passive, and will actively seek something it finds entertaining. Subject’s personality is inconsistent while like this. Staff have reported him acting polite, vulgar, respectful, intrusive, satisfied, menacing or sympathetic.
  2. Behavior A: Subject will float slowly around the cell, sometimes curled into the fetal position. It will change direction upon making contact with any of the cell’s surfaces. XXXX is considered to be docile in this state.
  3. Behavior B: Subject displays sadomasochistic behaviours. Aggression varies, i.e. smacking himself in the face or repeatedly throwing himself into the wall. XXXX doesn’t appear bothered by the pain.
  4. Behavior C: XXXX will talk very quickly to himself. Normally pacing around the cell floor, wall and ceiling. Subject tends to laugh when doing this. Though the subject often discusses other topics such as human philosophy and social issues.

Any behavior that doesn’t match these is to be reported to head researcher Dr.Coogan


SCP-XXXX-Recovery: Subject was apprehended Moscow Russia on the 15th of October ████. Several reports of a murderer with finger prints and DNA being untraceable drew foundation attention. It was later determined that these murders where linked to a string of previous murders trailing through the USA and Canada before appearing in Russia. A total of 108 victims, 65 Males and 43 Females, where linked to the unidentified killer. Foundation took exclusive interest on 7 murders in Russia being KGB agents. Russian Officials colluded with Foundation personal to identify the culprit. The KGB has allowed the foundation to document the following security records. 2 agents, whose names were withheld, were guarding ████████ at ████████████. 2 hidden cameras where watching the site. At approximately 1:35pm a hooded individual (which has now been confirmed as SCP) approached them. Agents attempted to kindly ask the individual to leave. SCP then looked directly where the hidden cameras are placed and displayed an eerily large grin. Any further information dictating the event and who they were guarding have been withheld by the KGB. Foundation began monitoring the city of Moscow were the majority of recent murders related to the SCP have occurred. On October 12th, Agent Kesha reported that an individual had walked into a police station, and opened his jacket to reveal custom-made explosives. He was then arrested on the spot and detained. 3 Days later Agent Kesha arrived at the holding cell after she heard suspicious reports of anomalous activity. Several lawmen and detainees had come within 3m of the individual suffered serious bodily harm. Agent Kesha contacted MTF-Xi-3 (Body Snatchers) for support. The suspect was found sitting cross legged on the ceiling, and proceeded to be detained with no resistance. All officers employed at the station where given Class-G amnesties.

Researchers Note- Subject remained strangely calm and docile while being moved into foundation custody. Contradictory to his supposed violent and aggressive nature.


Incident-XXXX-1
Foreword: Subject had remained motionless since day of containment. Attempts at provoking a response had begun as ‘Response Testing’, - days since containment. 3 D-class personnel were selected at random each day and tasked to invoke any form of response in subject. The containment procedure for the testing was an air tight medium steel containment unit with a plexiglass wall in the middle to prevent any D-class directly interacting.

Response Testing-7: 1st D-Class was a former musician/ convicted felon. D-class was asked to play the flute and guitar provided. D-class was asked to keep playing for 3mins. No response from SCP. 2nd D-class was a former photographer, D-class was ordered to arrange and organize the given ornaments and photograph it. Response given by SCP in the form of a single glance. D-class asked to return to his cell after 7mins as he claims he was “feeling past tendencies coming back.” Request granted. 3rd D-class was given a 9mm Smith and Weston and a 3-week-old Golden Retriever before entering room. D-class is ordered to play with the puppy. Response triggered in the subject. Subject sits up and crawls to the bottom of plexiglass and presses his hands against it, smiling. D-class is given the signal. D-class terminates the dog in 2 shots. Subject remain motionless for 8.3secs then crawls back to the previous sitting position. Subject is silent for 3 seconds before breaking out into laughter. Laughter continues for approximately the next 10hrs. Testing is postponed. D-class 2 and 3 are asked to meet together and discuss what they did in front of subject. No reaction is invoked in subject until 11mins into their discussion. SCP stands using only his legs, while his torso rolls up along his spinal vertebra to a neutral posture, before slowly advancing to the glass. Both D-class don’t notice the subject’s presence. Subject then aggressively smacks his hand against the glass startling both D-class. Subject then rapidly jerks his head between the 2 D-class for 15 seconds, camera audio faintly picked up a sound that is assumed to be the cracking of the subject’s neck vertebrae. Subject then repeatedly, and at an increasing pace, slams his cranium against the glass until it shatters. The glass causes a gash in subject’s head which sprayed blood over most of the room’s interior. Subject kills the first D-class by digging his fingers into the D-class’ facial orifices, nasal and eye sockets, subject then rips the skull apart scattering bone fragments and brain tissue all over the chamber. Subject then tears off the second D-class’s arms and forcibly shoves them down his throat, the second D-class dies of asphyxiation. Subject then dances with the headless corpse of the first D-class for 13min. Later the subject uses the second D-class’s blood to write on the wall in German “Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.” Translated “Everything has an end, only the sausage has two.” Subject then collapses laughing. Subject was restrained after Research staff concluded the testing. Containment procedures reworked.

Additional Note- After this Incident subject is assumed to be a sadistic and masochistic. Psychiatric staff are unable to explain why SCP laughed at the dog. Subject is henceforth classified as Euclid.


Incident-XXXX-2
Foreword: Updated containment procedures keep XXX in a heavy-duty containment cell and restrained to a steel table lifted on an angle of 70’ to assist with swallowing food. Restraints consisted of 4 stainless steel shackles 2mm x 75mm x 100mm around subject’s wrists and ankles. 1 leather strap 2mm x 75mm x 120mm around neck with padding. And 1 leather harness 3mm x 950mm x 500mm around torso.
Researcher staff agreed to monitor behavior for 30 days before any direct interaction is made. Subject had been confined for 14 days, 11hrs and 13mins, leading up to the breach. During this time subject had requested to be given some form of freedom or entertainment multiple times. These were of course denied. █/█/█ subject began acting restless, struggling against restraints and begging for release before ceasing all movement for the remaining 15days. Upon examination SCP was discovered deceased. Doctor Coogan immediately ordered SCP to be wheeled out, still in restraints, to the labs for full autopsy report. Lab C - Camera 2 recorded the following. Dr ████████ and ████████ began to examine the condition of the body, moments later, subject starts convulsing and then wakes. Subject then proceeds to dislocate his ankles and thumbs allowing him to pull his limbs out the restraints. Subject snaps off the remaining harness restraint and begins assaulting all staff present while laughing. On-site MTF were alerted and captured the subject after ██hrs. See interview log 1 with task force member Captain Robert Matthews.

Interview-1-INCIDENT-2-XXXX
Interviewed: Captain R. Matthews member of task force ██████ now re-designated as leader of personnel task force “Gun Control”.
Interviewer: Dr Coogan

Casualty Report:
Dead: 29
Site Staff
██████ Blunt head trauma to the cranium, from smashing a glass window
██████ Suffocation, from the full weight of a table and shelf
██████ Suffocation, from drowning in a sink
██████ Multiple rib fractures, bruising suggests multiple thrown objects
██████ Asphyxiation, by strangulation
██████ Exsanguination, by crude removal of the jaw
██████ Shock, via snapping of all humerus, radius, and femurs
██████ Gastrointestinal Perforation, from the stomach overloading with water
██████ Evisceration, with a scalpel
██████ Blood loss, due to amputation of the left leg

MTF
██████ Blast and thermal trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Penetrating trauma, via Grenade
██████ Immolation, from an unknown flammable chemical
██████ Penetrating trauma, via 15 9mm rounds to the head
██████ Penetrating trauma, via a 20cm hole in the lower midsection
██████ Penetrating trauma and shock, via being stabbed with the victims Tibia and Fibula
██████ Pneumothorax and spinal fractures, due to major impact along the back
Pvt Sam Williams. Massive blunt trauma, from 2 opposing external pressures crushing the head
██████ Cardiac Tamponade, from being impaled with two of the victim’s ribs
Sgt Peter Tamul. Total Organ failure, from 71 consecutive stab wounds
██████ Fractured cervical and clavicles, via falling 9m
██████ Asphyxiation, from strangulation with the victim’s small intestine
██████ Blunt trauma, via presumably a rifle causing internal bleeding and multiple bone fractures
██████ Vertical evisceration, from removal of the skull and spine
Sgt Dylan Bercott. Dismemberment, from a grenade in the oesophagus
Pvt Conrad Yellot. Blood loss and shock, from being flayed
██████ Intracerebral haemorrhage, reason unknown

Injured: 1
Cpt Robert Matthews. 2nd neck vertebra had internal bruising. However damage was minimal and patient made a full recovery.


Addendum: Dr Coogan has pushed for interviewing SCP-XXXX. Interviewing is scheduled to begin immediately.


Interview log 1-B
Foreword: During Interview log 1-A the SCP punctured Dr████████ femoral artery with a sharpened paper clip while sitting down. Dr████████ remained unaware of this until he displayed symptoms of sever blood loss and when guards noticed the puddle of blood beneath the table. Dr████████ is now in intensive care and the paper clip was confiscated. (No further items were found on the SCP.)
Interviewer: Dr █████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interview Log 2-D
Foreword: Further interviews have been inconsistent with the information the subject provides. Subject has retold the events provided in 3 more different ways. Any information provided about the SCP’s background is to be assumed as false. However, subject has been consistently stating, that the 'world' is the catalyst for his anomalous abilities.
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX




As compensation for the subject's compliance with its testing, it has since requested for room furnishings and digital entertainment devices. Subject had also requested the following:
Paints and canvases
Philosophical Texts
Sophie’s World - Jostein Gaarder
Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
Man’s Search for Meaning - Viktor Frankl
Beyond Good and Evil - Nietzsche
The Art of War - Sun Tzu
Past the Shallows - Favel Parrett
A high definition television
The latest Gaming console: and $60 a month to purchase a game
A computer with a stable internet connection (previously DENIED. An AI manually blocks any website or video. that is likely to cause the subject distress)
A 30-year-old female from the Researcher team (DENIED)


Interview Log 3
Foreword: The murders by SCP-XXXX before its containment have created multiple missing person reports. The foundation has been tasked with creating a cover up story. XXXX has agreed to cooperate with the foundation in identifying individuals it has had involvement with.
Interviewer: Dr████
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX


Interview Log 4
Foreword: [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX


Addendum
Incident Report 3
Subject was being escorted for monthly pathogen testing, the normal route was under cleaning maintenance, therefore the pathing had been rerouted through Large-Heavy Containment. Unknown to the escort personnel was SCP-4715’s containment chamber. At 10m past 4715’s containment boundary all personnel (including escort personnel) in a 30m radius of 4715 began clutching at their heads while crying. 10sec later 2 staff members begun bashing their own heads at a wall, while the rest assaulted each other. This went for 15mins before all staff were dead. During this, SCP 4715 had been rapidly growing and shrinking, vocalising what is assumed as cries of pain or distress. 4715 passed out after 27mins. Camera footage showed that XXXX did not move or react while this took place. The retrieval noted that SCP-XXXX was unscathed by the escort team.


Interview Log 5
Foreword: [REDACTED]
Interviewer: Dr Bright
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Researchers Note- Why was he allowed to interview him?


Interview Log 6
Foreword: SCP-XXXX has been writing for that past 2 weeks in a note book and on the walls. No particular pattern was noticed during this
Interviewer: Dr Coogan
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Researcher Note- After watching him for this long. I believe he has gone through more than any person in the world. And he has nothing to lose. But he is content to remain contained if we provide him with means to make his life enjoyable. I’m not sure if he’s contained though. So I am considering classifying him as Keter. To reinforce my decision, after looking into his involvement in Russia more, I’ve theorised he knew the Russian’s launch codes.

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DATE: 25 Feb 2021 03:56
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Samuel was sitting in his office shared with Bentley, resting his legs on his desk, with his fedora draped partially over his face. He sighed and mumbled,

"We've certainly not done a ton in the last month, haven't we?"

Bentley was sitting at his desk across the room, facing opposite of Samuel's desk, fiddling with his thumbs as if he had nothing better to do. He responded,

"Yeah. I mean, we haven't even gotten paid yet."

They both sat in silence for a while. Bently eventually decided to switch from playing with his thumbs to solving a Rubix cube, which was sitting on his desk, gradually gaining layers of dust until then. Just as soon as Bently motioned his hand towards the cube, the daily intercom announcements came onto the loudspeakers, in a feminine voice. Before the voice could say anything other than,

"Hello! staff members!"

Bentley woke up Samuel by shouting,

"Hey! Announcements! Wake up!"

Sam woke up, startled. He moved too quickly and hit his knee on the edge of the desk. He sputtered,

"Wha- Announcement?"

Bently rolled his eyes and said,

"Yeah. Now shut up."

The voice of the announcer then broadcasted throughout the room, saying,

"Samuel Daniels and Bently Kirk, please see project director, James Thawfield, inside his office. Thank you all, for listening. Have a productive day, everyone!"

Soon after they heard the faint sound of the intercom being shut down, Sam said,

"This may be our first project here in a while… well, let's get a move on."

Sam moved to the door, holding it open and motioning Bently through. They traveled to a door at the end of the hallway. The door had a slightly blurred glass, centered on the door. There were bold, black words printed on the glass reading,

PROJECT DIRECTOR

JAMES THAWFIELD



Once the two men entered the small room only lit by a single blub at the top of the office, a stench of cigarette butts and smoke overcame their senses. The director was sitting at his desk, with his coat lazily hung over the back of his chair, revealing his black suspenders with brass buckles and a white, button-down shirt. In the corner of his mouth was a half-used cigarette, with the end of it burnt to a near crisp. He took it out of his mouth, putting it between his fingers, and lifting it upwards, leaving a small trail of smoke. He gestured at them,

"Come in, and get yourselves a chair, the both of ya."

He then let out a puff of smoke from his mouth, having it quickly fill up the room. He spun in his chair, reaching for a drawer behind his desk. Not too long later, he emerged back from behind his desk, returning with one yellow file. He threw them on his desk then said,

"We have quite an important matter to discuss."

He studied them, then exclaimed,

"Well, What are ya looking at? Sidown!"

Sam and Bently quickly moved to the two seats in the front of the director's office.

"Took ya long enough."

Bently worriedly said,

"What did you call us here for, Sir?"

The director responded,

"Well see, I have a job for you. It involves the infiltration of a group. A group called the Serpent's Hand. I need you to stay awhile, and then strike them from the inside."

He began to open and read the document inside the file, his cigarette still between his fingers.

Sam knew that group.

"Isn't that the group that is hell-bent on setting anomalies free? From us?"

The director sighed,

"Yes."

Sam also began to grow more concerned with the topic, and finally said,

"Bently and I specialize in things like tracking down groups of interest and people of interest. What makes you think we can pull off an infiltration? We are not good long term "secret keepers" ".

He looked up from the file for a moment, only to grimace and say,

"To be honest,"

He paused for a moment to take a puff of his cigarette.

"I had a gut feeling that you two would fit the job."

Sam though,

A "gut feeling" doesn't quite cut it

But he and Bently said nothing about it. Jame Thawfield took multiple minutes to view the file in front of them, every now and then glancing up at the two associates while Sam and Bently contemplated what they were getting themselves into. Once finished reading the file, the project director cut the silence of the room and said,

"You two are going to need robes."

Bently responded, confused.

"What-"

"We understand."

Sam interrupted. Bently gave him a look that could only be described as confusion.

"Well, alright. You two are excused."

Sam responded as he rose from his seat,

"Thank you, Sir."

As soon as Bently rose to exit, the project director cut in.

"Except you, Bently. I need you yet."

Bently slowly sat back down, looking even more confused. James looked at Sam for a moment before yelling,

"Well? Go!"

Sam looked concerned and turned to Bently. Nervously but in a reassuring tone, Bently said,

"Just leave, man. I'll be fine."



Sam walked down the hall back to his office. He sat down on his chair in silent contemplation.

What could be so important?

Just as he was gathering his thoughts, he heard Bently say,

"Alright. Will do sir."

Sam scrambled to sit upright at his desk as Bently opened the door and walked into the office. He was carrying two dark green robes over his arm, their belts strung with rope.

"What did he talk to you about?"

Bently shakily responded,

"Oh-that? He gave us some robes. You know, the ones he was talking about?"

Even though Sam knew that was not the case, but he decided not to press.

"Here. Take one."

Bently threw one of the replica robes to Sam. He caught it, then he spread it out on the desk before him. What immediately caught his eye was a gold outlined insignia of a tree.

"Oh and-"

Sam raised an eyebrow.

"We leave tomorrow. Get some rest."



The next day, Sam and Bently were standing atop a hill, facing a cave entrance which was dimly lit by torches, mounted to the sides of the cave.