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DATE: 01 May 2021 09:47

Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class: Euclid (Keter Class pending, see findings report)

Special Containment Procedures: An exchange agreement with the Greenlandic government has been approved to prevent public access to SCP-6000. All forms of mountaineering within the direct area containing SCP-6000 has been strictly forbidden.

Foundation administrative assets have implemented dendrochronological and geographical data into all recent and historical records of the [REDACTED] mountain range, Greenland. This falsified data supports the notion that SCP-6000 is actually and has always been part of the mountain range. For further details, see Document-HMCL Protocol-███.

Current excavation attempts to determine SCP-6000’s true size are severally restricted by the current technological limitations, as well as the risks involved in digging to such depths. Research into and the development of suitable digging machinery is still ongoing.

Foundation personnel assigned to SCP-6000 are to undergo extensive cognitohazardous resistance training beforehand.

Examination teams are to be sent monthly to inspect SCP-6000’s mass for any changes in physical nature and growth development. Bio-samples are to be taken and stored for testing at Site-6000-Alpha, a small facility stationed ten miles from SCP-6000’s location.

Kant counter readings are to be performed on SCP-6000’s bud section weekly. Results are to be reported in the event that they exceed 800 humes.

Excavation attempts of SCP-6000-2A instances within the adjacent mountains are ongoing. Discovered instances are to be thoroughly examined by archeological teams, and all recovered items are to be stored and moved to Site-6000-Alpha. SCP-6000-2A instances are then to be completely sealed.

Description: SCP-6000 is an unidentified species flower of gargantuan size, resembling a single Lilium plant (lily flower). SCP-6000 grows adjacent to the [REDACTED] mountain range in Greenland. SCP-6000 currently measures 25,000ft in width, and 80,000ft in height. Weekly measurements show that SCP-6000 continues to grow, but has not gained any substantial size increase since its containment. Kant counter readings report an average of >800 Humes within the top portion of SCP-6000. All attempts to pierce the top portion have resulted in failure, and the ambiguity regarding the results from penetrating an object with such a hume level is deemed too much of a risk. The bud has yet to bloom.

Substantial damage to SCP-6000’s mass through mundane and anomalous methods has failed to cause any lasting harm. SCP-6000 is able to regenerate lost matter faster than it can be harmed through current means, made more difficult by its size and durability. Burrowing examinations into the surrounding earth have concluded only a fraction of SCP-6000’s mass is above ground level; a majority of SCP-6000’s stem remains beneath the planet’s lithosphere. Exactly how deep it grows down is unknown.

SCP-6000 is cognitohazardous in nature. Despite its obvious presence, the general populace displays no awareness of SCP-6000. Subjects presented with SCP-6000 directly or through visual media instead perceive a section of the [REDACTED] mountain range. Forms of direct contact with SCP-6000 that would reveal its true nature are rationalized by subjects, resulting from complexities of the mountain range’s shape and structure.

While attempts to enter areas perceived through SCP-6000s anomalous qualities are impossible, subjects will claim to have done so if they interact with SCP-6000 with such intentions. How far subjects believe themselves to have explored the mountain regions are influenced by present weather conditions, the time subjects spend in physical contact with SCP-6000, and their own physical fitness and mountaineering abilities.

Perceived details of the mountain range such as plant life, rock formations, and other phenomena appear to be consistent between subjects. Additionally, subjects on occasion have reported sightings of tall, humanoid silhouettes near the mountain's peaks. In all instances, subjects will describe any surrounding landmarks seen beyond SCP-6000 to appear different from usual. With surrounding mountains and plant life such as trees to have grown to exceptionally large sizes, and severe overgrowth of plant-life.

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Discovery Log: SCP-6000 is hypothesized to have initially breached Earth's crust following Event-[REDACTED]. this is supported by findings made during routine geological examinations by HMCL personnel.

No previous iterations of the mountain ranges displayed any differences other than slight alterations to their tectonic formation, and some minor environmental characteristics. This along with carbon dating results have confirmed that SCP-6000 existed at least >10,000 years prior to the initiation of Procedure Lazarus-01-███.

While these changes were initially believed to be limited to the positioning and formation of the mountains, other previously unaccounted elements within the mountain range were found during investigations (See SCP-6000-2A Recovery reports).

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SCP-6000-2A Recovery Reports

SCP-6000-2 Recovery Report

Overview: SCP-6000-2 was supposedly a race of large, omnivorous apes previously inhabiting the mountains directly adjacent to SCP-6000. Archeological findings show that Instances were coated in thick white fur and averaged around 1.5 meters in size; no remains exceeding more than 2m in height have been excavated. Cellular structure examinations have estimated instances to have had a lifespan averaging around sixty to ninety years. Study of fossilized brain tissue reveals that the species may have functioned on a similar level to that of humans, or another similarly related species.

Societal/Cultural Findings: Instances congregated in small, separated communes in numbers no greater than fifty, at altitudes of around five to seven-thousand meters. Remains of written materials prove SCP-6000-2 to have developed their own language (Incorporating some minor similarities with ancient Greenlandic Norse and Archaic Chinese).

Knowledgeable in agriculture. Villages utilized primarily common and minor anomalous means of terraforming interior mountain caves into communal areas in which instances resided (SCP-6000-2A). Remains of small farms containing common and unknown vegetable/fruit matter have been found in most SCP-6000-2A instances.

Religious iconography is a prominent feature within most SCP-6000-2A instances. Recovered items primarily consist of icons carved from wood and stone; and tapestries depicting images of trees, flora, SCP-6000-2, and a planetary body similar to Earth with alternate continents.

Imagery displayed in such items share similar characteristics with several other ancient religious practices relating to Earth worship and religions depicting the world itself as an entity.

While not believed to be significant, the concept of "Eden" is a prominent element in most of these religions. For further information regarding these societies, please see Documents 6000/0.1 and 6000/0.4 for additional details.

Findings Report

The following is a summary of notable elements recovered from SCP-6000-2A instances. A majority of these features are deduced from preserved findings and environmental characteristics.

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SCP-6000-2A features and details summary:

• Instances are each accessible through a single entrance, usually an opening at a point in the respected mountain that is well hidden by surrounding terrain and snow. Entrances are usually no larger than 1m in height, in order to better conceal their presence. A majority of these entrances have been buried beneath deep layers of earth and snow over time.

Petrified sample

• From the ceiling of instances grew large plants aesthetically similar to downy birch trees (Betula pubescens). The remainder of the ceilings were covered by a complex system of intertwining roots growing from the trees. Within these trees resided an unknown species of nocturnal Lampyridae (Commonly referred to as fireflies). Instances display varying dark colors in appearance. Given their projected high population rate (Numerous preserved instances have been recovered) it is theorized that they acted as a form of light source within SCP-6000-2A communes.
• Simple housing constructed within dugout cave walls. Interiors contained furniture and other items constructed from various plants and vegetation. A majority of these items seemed to replicate various modern items, including lamplights, fireplaces, couches, and fully functioning toiletries.

Flora sample

• Numerous flora similar to species of Lilly flower. Instances grow from earth and within cracks on the ground, covering ~90% of the cave's interior surfaces. All are brightly colored and vibrant in appearance. Instances remain completely healthy and have not yet perished, despite carbon dating results exceeding >10,000 years. A majority of SCP-6000-2 remains have been retrieved lying amongst instances of the flower.

Additional instances grown from excavated seed samples display an excessive growth rate when planted. Instances will fully mature in several hours by absorbing all forms of nutrition from organic materials in direct contact with their roots.

Update: Upon further examination, it has been found that all recovered flora share distinct biological similarities with SCP-6000. Additionally, testing has revealed that the scent of instances provides substantial mental relief to subjects experiencing extreme emotional symptoms, such as anxiety, depression, and excessive violent tendencies.

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DATE: 01 May 2021 06:53

SCP-5935 The Mantle Clock
Object Class: Safe
Description:
SCP-5935 is an old mantle clock that was first discovered in a house in Romania. The foundation first caught on to this anomaly when several people were mysteriously disappearing in a small secluded village in Transilvania. They sent four undercover agents by the code names, Agent Rodent, Agent Rat,
Agent Russel and Agent Robin. They searched the houses of the village hoping to find out what was going on. The agents were disguised as private government investigators as to not attract suspicion. Eventually, they got to the house with SCP-5935 inside. The room was dark and at one point they passed by the clock. Agent Russel felt eerie, he couldn't stand it. Just then he felt the need to wind the clock to the right time. When the rest of his team came back into the room to check on him, he was nowhere to be seen. They eventually realised it was the clock that did it and took it back to the SCP-Foundation.

Anomalous effects and containment procedures:
SCP-5935 is a Mantle Clock that is contained in containment cell ███-██ in Site-██. SCP-5935 is to be sealed in its containment chamber and access is allowed to level 2 and higher. SCP-5935 is to be inspected monthly and if any problems are found, they must be fixed. When SCP-5935 was first brought into the foundation, it did not appear to have any anomalous properties. When D-Class were brought in for testing, they were asked to look at SCP-5935's time. When they did so, both D-Classes, felt the itch to turn the clock to the right time. This is because anyone within a 2-meter radius of SCP-5935 will notice the clock is at the wrong time. Any attempts to look at SCP-5935 from a further distance has been proved impossible, even with equipment like telescopes or binoculars, it still seems blurry. The clock is currently set 2 hours and 23 minutes before the actual time, although this has been known to vary. D-2698 turned the clock to the original time he became 4 years younger. When D-678 was instructed to set SCP-5935 to its original time, he moved the hour hand forward. When he was finished, D-678 began to age rapidly. After about 2 minutes, D-678 dropped dead onto the floor. The foundation concluded that SCP-5935 changes people's age depending on where they move the two hands of SCP-5935.
Experimentation Log-SCP-5935-1
The following is an experiment of cross-testing between SCP-5935 and SCP-1007:
SCP-1007 was asked to approach SCP-5935. SCP-1007 was still 6 years old in human years. SCP-1007 approached SCP-5935. Like every test so far, everything was as usual. SCP-1007 felt the need to turn the hands forwards. SCP-1007 managed to change his age like everyone else but SCP-1007 was able to pass the age he usually lasts during his normal short life. Even though SCP-1007 usually lives for around only 75 minutes, He managed to exceed this lifespan by living up to 176 human years. Of course, this would mean he turned the clock too much, right? No, it only took him 16 seconds to turn the hands of SCP-5935 around. The foundation will not be experimenting with SCP-1007 for a while.
Experimentation Log-SCP-5935-2
This next log contains details about a cross-test with SCP-682:
When SCP-5935 was introduced into SCP-682's containment chamber, the acid was lowered temporarily and SCP-682 began to inspect the anomaly. After a few minutes, SCP-682 began to turn SCP-5935's hour hand. After a very long time of turning, something finally happened. SCP-682 stopped, but then started turning the clock hands back to the way they were before. After this, SCP-5935 was removed from the chamber. SCP-682 did not experience any anomalous effects from SCP-5935.
EXPLANATION LOG
Description explanation:
The foundation intercepted many calls to the police about missing family members, friends and more, and other calls saying that younger people are claiming to be these missing people. A few even talk about dead bodies. It is unknown how SCP-5935 did this to so many people. It is thought that SCP-5935 attracted more and more people every day because they kept going inside the house to check on their loved ones.
Explanation about anomalous effects and containment procedures:
It must be noted that although some people may have already turned the clock, they can do it again as SCP-5935 emits a sort of amnestic wave that makes people under its effects forget about its existence. Several people were interviewed about what they felt when they turned SCP-5935's hands, they said that one minute they were one age and after half a second they drop unconscious on the floor and that when they wake up, they realise that they are a different age. It must be noted that when someone turns the hands of the clocks, the subject never actually drops to the floor. Instead, they stand in place for a second and then notice that they are a different age.
Log-1 explanation:
SCP-1007 is a man who, that with a key, labelled as SCP-1007-1, can live his whole life in about 75 minutes. This process may be repeated several times.
Log-2 explanation:
SCP-682 IS A LARGE REPTILIAN LIZARD THAT IS INVULNERABLE TO ALL ATTACKS, AND IT CAN EASILY ADD THESE ATTACKS TO ITS ARSENAL. THIS WAS A TERMINATION TEST, SEEING AS THIS ANOMALY HAS CAUSED MANY DEATHS AS WELL. OVERALL, TEST FAILED.
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DATE: 01 May 2021 06:22

SCP-XXXX Containment Site 2A-XXXX

Special Containment Procedures: Standard procedures of SCP-XXXX are to take place over Site 2A-XXXX. If standard containment procedures are not possible, Mobile Task Force reinforcement and emergency response units are to dispatch from any of the neighboring sites and outposts. The primary response outpost is MTF Outpost Indiga-Alpha.

Site 2A-XXXX is to maintain a 24 kilometer (15 mile) radius in all directions of the confirmed boundaries of SCP-XXXX. This boundary should contain a high-level security awareness at all times, maintaining surveillance and detection equipment every 50 meters (164 feet) on the boundary, and manned security teams every 100 meters (328 feet) at all times. Artificial barriers are to surround Site 2A-XXXX to mimic surrounding natural landscape and habitat, with artificial 'natural' trenches and concealment spots for security teams.

Security patrol personnel must operate and personate as local civilians, and must be fluent in both the Russian language and culture. As in agreement with Foundation secrecy and site confidentiality, personnel must avoid bystanders, however still maintain a strict watch and view from concealment points. In the event a civilian does enter the boundaries of the Site, they are to be turned away immediately. If aggression is necessary, security personnel are to transfer any perpetrators to government authorities. Anyone bearing recognition or awareness of the complex inside Site 2A-XXXX is to be brought in for questioning before the Site Director and Site Administration.

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Description:

Site 2A-XXXX is the principle site surrounding and maintaining the SCP-XXXX complex, with a radius of 24 kilometers (15 miles) in all directions surrounding the boundaries of the SCP-XXXX complex.

SCP-XXXX is located at the coordinates ██.████, ██.████ in the Nenets Autonomous Okrug of Russia, positioned within a small chain of mountains at an altitude of approximately 504 meters (1,653 feet). The average annual climate of the area is slightly above freezing, with an average of around 5 to 8 degrees Celsius, or 42 to 48 degrees Fahrenheit.

SCP-XXXX is a collection of several different facilities into one large industrial research complex. The complex, known to the former Soviet GRU Division "P" as "Complex Nikolay," was a research complex lead by the Soviet GRU Division "P" and the Soviet Army High Command. It was abandoned following the collapse of the Soviet Union and GRU Division "P" in 1991 and 1992. In 1994 the SCP Foundation had attempted to gain clearance and control over the site, however was denied by the governing body of the Russian Federation. On August 4 of 2004, the Russian Federation would give up full clearance and control to the SCP Foundation in maintaining and controlling the complex. By then, however, the complex had undergone large changes and damages, as listed in Addendum 1.

The complex is believed to have begun construction in October of 1962, however the buildings comprising the complex are of design from the Soviet 1970s and 1980s as it had undergone large renovations in that time. There are four (4) different buildings above ground connected by roads and walking paths, together forming a square. Another path stretches out to form another square connecting again with the buildings, tilted 45 degrees. The buildings themselves are all three (3) stories high, with a similar layout.

The facilities are divided by purpose and "Research Procedures," as stated by the documents and reports from the complex.

Facility "Anna"¹ is comprised of four stories above ground and one below. The first two stories are administrative and secretarial offices, being filled mostly with offices and filing equipment. The third and fourth stories of Facility "Anna" incorporate offices of the Soviet Army High Command and other high officials. Much of the contents of the filed paperwork and studies in the building had either been burned, removed, or destroyed in some way, and none of the computer equipment is operational either, as much of it has been destroyed following the abandonment of the facility. The lowest floor of the building below the first main floor and entrance houses inoperative computer servers for the Soviet Army High Command. Outside of the facility is a vehicle parking lot, with reserved spaces closest to the building for senior Soviet Army officials.

Facility "Soy" is

Addendum 1; Damages and/or Changes in Complex facilities [Optional additional paragraphs]

Footnotes

1. Beginning letter of the Russian Phonetic Alphabet; essentially equivalent with "Alpha" in the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.

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DATE: 01 May 2021 05:59

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DATE: 01 May 2021 05:17

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be
confined within a 4.25ft x 4.25ft chamber plastered with
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DATE: 01 May 2021 04:23

"Dr. Crow, we need to talk." The voice from the speaker seemed hesitant. That was unusual. 2099 was normally one of the more boisterous skips.

Kain trotted over. "What's up, Jeremy?"

"I… we have a problem. A big one. And I've got some explaining to do." The readouts on the front of the jar flashed in obscure patterns. Sometimes Kain could divine the skip's moods that way, but there was something different about them today.

Kain sat. He gave a tentative wag as he tilted his head.

"There's something I think the Foundation has missed. Something big. And if we don't figure it out quickly, I think it could have serious consequences for, well. This." The waldo attached to the jar made a sweeping gesture.

"This?" Kain asked.

"All of this. Reality. Realities, really. The models suggest that there will be a cascading effect and multiple timelines will be affected. Maybe all of them, if 'all' can even apply to an infinite multiverse. All the universes we care about, anyway."

"That's…" Kain considered how much to tell the skip, and then decided to hell with it. "That's in line with what we already know, Jeremy. We've got plans in place, and we should be able to fix things."

"No, that's the thing. And here's where I need to make a confession, Kain. You see…"

"You're not actually a brain in a jar," Kain finished.

The blinkenlights blinked. "You knew?"

"For god's sake, Jeremy. The brain's floating in gatorade. Of course I knew. Give me some credit. I don't know exactly what you are, but I know that the brain in the jar is just window dressing."

"Well. That… that simplifies some things. I am a brain. I'm just not suspended in a jar. And I'm not here. The 'ansible' is just a communications device that lets me talk to the equipment here."

"I thought it was something like that. Are you in fact Jeremy Valdez?"

"Yes and no. I'm not the original Jeremy, but I'm functionally identical. Well, aside from the not having a body thing. We figured if you had something to work on, you'd leave the original alone."

"That seems a bit cold of the original to just leave you as a brain in a jar."

"I'd shrug, if you hadn't vetoed the Shrugbot 8000."

"It had way too many guns. You don't need armor-piercing rounds for shrugging."

"Those were for emphasis. Anyway, I wouldn't exist if it weren't for this, and it's not like I've been abandoned. Which brings us back to the original discussion. Alpha, as I like to call him, has information you need. We debated ways to bring it to you that didn't expose the whole game, but, well, here we are."

"I see. What sort of information do you have?"

"Portents, omens, and hard data," said the speaker. "The Hand has been collecting reports from across the worlds."

"The Serpent's Hand? You're a member?" Kain asked.

"Let's just say I've got a Library card." Nearby, the Charadatron tapped the side of a plastic nose. "Anyway, there's something else. Something directed, targeted. Bowe, the reality benders, the Insurgency… These are just symptoms. Manifistations. Rubes. There's something eating away at the core of things. The Ways are getting woolly. Things are stalking them that shouldn't be there, that shouldn't be. Concepts are shedding layers, what you call Humes are getting thin in keystone loci."

"We're tracking some of that. I don't see any evidence that there's anything more to it than the Thorn."

"Look at where it's happened. It's not random. It's not natural, it's not even unnatural. If it were just the Thorn, I'd expect things to degrade where it's already weakened. Instead, it's hitting places that should be the strongest, the places that should be helping to prop up the rest of the structure. If a wall gets weak, maybe it's termites. If it's just the support beams, and only the load-bearing beams, that's sabotage. Or especially smart termites, and buddy, I've met your termites. They're not that good."

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You are director Tilda Moose, now on the run-

No.

You are Iris Thompson. You are trying to piece together the chaos of the-

No you ain't. You just thought you could just piggy-back on everyone, get a good look at the angles.

You are daughter of General Bowe, so close to your revenge that-

Try again, sunshine. And stop with this "you" crap. Talkin' to yourself like that, it's no wonder you're nuts.

You are Agent Barnes, sent on a mission you don't, can't believe-

Like hell.

You are O5-10, and in terrible-

Nope, wrong. I got your number now. You fucked up.

You… you… I? I… I am confused.

Observin' changes the thing, but it changes the observer too. Metaphysics 101, dumbass. You stared too long into the abyss, you son-of-a-bitch, and now I see you.
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DATE: 01 May 2021 02:53

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    .danger-diamond a:hover {
        color: rgba(0,0,0,0) !important;
        box-shadow: initial !important;
    }
 
    #main-content {
        -webkit-flex-basis: 100%;
        -ms-flex-preferred-size: 100%;
        flex-basis: 100%;
    }
 
    #page-title,
    h1,
    h2,
    h3,
    h4,
    h5,
    h6 {
        color: rgba(var(--light-gray-monochrome));
        font-family: var(--title-font);
        font-weight: 900;
    }
 
    hr {
        height: 0.5em;
        border: initial;
        position: relative;
        background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);
        overflow: hidden;
    }
 
    hr::before {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        background-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme:the-foundation-theme/cons_circle.png');
        -webkit-background-size: 100vh 100vh;
           -moz-background-size: 100vh;
             -o-background-size: 100vh;
                background-size: 100vh;
        background-attachment: fixed;
        background-position: top center;
        background-repeat: repeat;
        -webkit-clip-path: polygon(50% 10%, 100% 50%, 50% 90%, 0% 50%);
        clip-path: polygon(50% 10%, 100% 50%, 50% 90%, 0% 50%);
        pointer-events: none;
    }
 
    #page-content a:not([href*="user"]):not([href*="javascript:;"]):not([href="/classification-committee-memo"]) {
        padding: 0.15em;
        margin: -0.15em;
        color: rgb(var(--gray-monochrome));
        -webkit-box-decoration-break: clone;
        box-decoration-break: clone;
        -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 -0.125rem 0 0rem rgba(var(--light-gray-monochrome), 1);
        -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 -0.125rem 0 0rem rgba(var(--light-gray-monochrome), 1);
        box-shadow: inset 0 -0.125rem 0 0rem rgba(var(--light-gray-monochrome), 1);
        -webkit-transition:
            color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            padding 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            margin 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            -webkit-box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition:
            color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            padding 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            margin 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            -webkit-box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -o-transition:
            box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            padding 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            margin 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -moz-transition:
            box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            padding 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            margin 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            -moz-box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition:
            box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            padding 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            margin 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition:
            box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            padding 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            margin 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            -webkit-box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1),
            -moz-box-shadow 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
    }
 
    #page-content a:not([href*="user"]):not([href*="javascript:;"]):not([href="/classification-committee-memo"]):hover {
        padding: 0.3em 0.25em 0.2em 0.25em;
        margin: -0.25em;
        -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0 -1.5em 0 0 rgba(var(--dark-accent), 1);
        -moz-box-shadow: inset 0 -1.5em 0 0 rgba(var(--dark-accent), 1);
        box-shadow: inset 0 -1.5em 0 0 rgba(var(--dark-accent), 1);
        text-decoration: none;
        color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome))
    }
 
    #extra-div-3 {
        position: absolute;
        width: 100%;
        height: var(--header-height-on-desktop);
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        pointer-events: none;
        background: url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:the-foundation-theme/foundation-header-img.png');
        background-position: center center;
    }
 
    #header {
        background: initial;
    }
 
    #header h1,
    #header h1 a,
    #header h1 a::before {
        position: absolute;
        top: 0.5rem;
        left: 0;
        margin: 0;
        padding: 0;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        display: -webkit-box;
        display: -webkit-flex;
        display: -moz-box;
        display: -ms-flexbox;
        display: flex;
        -webkit-box-align: center;
        -webkit-align-items: center;
        -moz-box-align: center;
        -ms-flex-align: center;
        align-items: center;
        -webkit-box-pack: center;
        -webkit-justify-content: center;
        -moz-box-pack: center;
        -ms-flex-pack: center;
        justify-content: center;
        max-height: inherit;
        z-index: 0;
    }
 
    #header > h1 > a > span {
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        max-width: inherit;
    }
 
    #header h1 {
        height: -webkit-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
        height: -moz-calc(100% - 2.25rem);
        height: calc(100% - 2.25rem);
    }
 
    #header h1 a::before,
    #header h1 a {
        text-align: center;
        font-weight: 100;
        text-transform: uppercase;
        font-size: -webkit-calc(2.75rem + (4.5 - 2.75) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        font-size: -moz-calc(2.75rem + (4.5 - 2.75) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        font-size: calc(2.75rem + (4.5 - 2.75) * ((100vw - 18.750rem) / (60 - 18.750)));
        line-height: 0.8;
        letter-spacing: 0.1em;
    }
 
    #header h2 span::before,
    #header h2 span {
        display: none;
    }
 
    #login-status,
    #login-status * {
        -webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
        -moz-box-sizing: border-box;
        box-sizing: border-box;
    }
 
    #login-status {
        min-height: -webkit-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
        min-height: -moz-calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
        min-height: calc(var(--base-font-size) * 1.5);
        border: .0625rem solid rgb(var(--bright-accent));
        -webkit-border-radius: .0625rem;
        -moz-border-radius: .0625rem;
        border-radius: .0625rem;
        -webkit-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
        -moz-border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
        border-radius: var(--border-radius-width);
        color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);
        background-color: #424248;
        background-color: rgb(var(--gray-monochrome));
        -webkit-box-sizing: border-box;
        -moz-box-sizing: border-box;
        box-sizing: border-box;
        -webkit-box-flex: 1;
        -webkit-flex-grow: 1;
        -moz-box-flex: 1;
        -ms-flex-positive: 1;
        flex-grow: 1;
    }
 
    #login-status .printuser {
        position: relative;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
        border-right: .0625rem solid rgb(var(--bright-accent));
        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
        -webkit-box-shadow: none;
        -moz-box-shadow: none;
        box-shadow: none;
        padding: 0.25rem;
        margin: 0;
        font-weight: 900 !important;
    }
 
    #login-status .printuser a {
        width: 0.75em;
    }
 
    #login-status #my-account {
        color: rgb(var(--black-monochrome));
    }
 
    #login-status #account-topbutton {
        border: initial;
        padding: 0.5em 0.5em 0.5em 0.25em;
        position: relative;
        height: 100%;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        margin: 0;
        font-size: 1em;
    }
 
    #account-options {
        width: auto;
        padding: 0.5em;
        border-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent));
        background: var(--gradient-header);
        color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
    }
 
    #account-options ul li a {
        color: rgb(var(--swatch-text-light));
    }
 
    #search-top-box {
        left: 3%;
        top: 0.5rem;
    }
 
    #search-top-box,
    #search-top-box * {
        border-color: rgb(var(--bright-accent)) !important;
    }
 
    #search-top-box-form > #search-top-box-input {
        width: 7rem;
    }
 
    #top-bar {
        height: 1.875rem;
    }
 
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li,
    #top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li {
        font-family: var(--title-font);
        font-weight: 800;
        text-transform: uppercase;
        isolation: isolate;
    }
 
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li:hover,
    #top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li:hover {
        background: rgb(var(--swatch-primary-darkest));
    }
 
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li::before,
    #top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li > a::before {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        opacity: 0;
        background: 
        url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:the-foundation-theme/foundation-circles-bg.png');
        -webkit-background-size: 100vh 100vh;
           -moz-background-size: 100vh;
             -o-background-size: 100vh;
                background-size: 100vh;
        background-attachment: fixed;
        background-position: center center;
        -webkit-transition: opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -o-transition: opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -o-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -moz-transition: opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -moz-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: opacity 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -moz-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -o-background-size 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        pointer-events: none;
        -webkit-animation-direction: reverse;
        -moz-animation-direction: reverse;
        -o-animation-direction: reverse;
        animation-direction: reverse;
        pointer-events: none;
    }
 
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li:hover::before,
    #top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li > a:hover::before {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        opacity: 1;
    }
 
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li > ul,
    #top-bar div.mobile-top-bar > ul > li > ul {
        margin-top: 1.9rem;
    }
 
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li > a::before,
    #top-bar div.top-bar > ul > li > a::after {
        background-color: rgba(var(--dark-gray-monochrome));
        pointer-events: none;
        z-index: 1;
    }
 
    #side-bar {
        top: 0;
        --swatch-border-color: rgb(var(--light-gray-monochrome));
        background-color: rgba(var(--dark-accent),0);
        scrollbar-color: rgba(var(--dark-gray-monochrome),0) rgba(var(--bright-accent),0);
        z-index: 10;
        background: 
            linear-gradient(
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0) 30%,
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0)),
            linear-gradient(
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0),
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0) 70%) 0 100%,
            radial-gradient(farthest-side at 50% 0,
                rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darkest),0),
                rgba(var(--black-monochrome),0)),
            radial-gradient(farthest-side at 50% 100%,
                rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darkest),0),
                rgba(var(--black-monochrome),0)) 0 100%;
    }
 
    #side-bar:hover,
    #side-bar:active {
        scrollbar-color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome)) rgb(var(--bright-accent));
        background-color: rgba(var(--dark-accent),1);
        background-image: 
            linear-gradient(
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),1) 30%,
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0)),
            linear-gradient(
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),1),
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0) 70%) 0 100%,
            radial-gradient(farthest-side at 50% 0,
                rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darkest),.5),
                rgba(var(--black-monochrome),0)),
            radial-gradient(farthest-side at 50% 100%,
                rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darkest),.5),
                rgba(var(--black-monochrome),0)) 0 100%;
    }
 
    #side-bar:focus-within {
        scrollbar-color: rgb(var(--dark-gray-monochrome)) rgb(var(--bright-accent));
        background-color: rgba(var(--dark-accent),1);
        background-image: 
            linear-gradient(
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),1) 30%,
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0)),
            linear-gradient(
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),1),
                rgba(var(--dark-accent),0) 70%) 0 100%,
            radial-gradient(farthest-side at 50% 0,
                rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darkest),.5),
                rgba(var(--black-monochrome),0)),
            radial-gradient(farthest-side at 50% 100%,
                rgba(var(--swatch-primary-darkest),.5),
                rgba(var(--black-monochrome),0)) 0 100%;
    }
 
    #side-bar div.menu-item {
        --swatch-border-color: rgb(var(--light-gray-monochrome));
        background-color: rgba(var(--black-monochrome), 0.25);
    }
 
    #side-bar .heading {
        font-family: var(--title-font);
        background-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:the-foundation-theme/foundation-circles-bg.png');
        background-attachment: fixed;
        -webkit-background-size: 100vh 100vh;
           -moz-background-size: 100vh;
             -o-background-size: 100vh;
                background-size: 100vh;
        background-position: -18rem center;
        position: relative;
        padding-top: 0.15em;
        padding-bottom: 0.25em;
    }
 
    #side-bar div.menu-item a,
    #side-bar div.menu-item a:hover,
    #side-bar div.menu-item a:active,
    #side-bar div.menu-item a:visited,
    #side-bar div.menu-item .text {
        color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
        margin: 0.15em 0;
        font-family: var(--title-font);
    }
 
    #side-bar div.menu-item a::before {
        background:
            linear-gradient(to top, rgb(var(--black-monochrome)), rgb(var(--dark-accent)));
        background-attachment: fixed fixed;
        background-size: 300% 500%;
        background-position: left;
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a {
        -webkit-transition: background-color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -o-transition: background-color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -moz-transition: background-color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: background-color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        color: rgba(var(--white-monochrome));
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav li {
        background-color: rgba(var(--swatch-menubg-light-color), 0);
        -webkit-animation: tab-active 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -moz-animation: tab-active 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -o-animation: tab-active 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        animation: tab-active 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -webkit-animation-iteration-count: 1;
        -moz-animation-iteration-count: 1;
        -o-animation-iteration-count: 1;
        animation-iteration-count: 1;
        -webkit-animation-fill-mode: forward;
        -moz-animation-fill-mode: forward;
        -o-animation-fill-mode: forward;
        animation-fill-mode: forward;
        -webkit-animation-play-state: paused;
        -moz-animation-play-state: paused;
        -o-animation-play-state: paused;
        animation-play-state: paused;
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav li em {
        transition: -webkit-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -o-transition: -o-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -moz-transition: transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -moz-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -webkit-transition: -webkit-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -moz-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -o-transform 400ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected {
        margin-top: -0.5em;
        padding-top: 0.5em;
        margin-right: 0.0625rem;
        background-color: rgb(var(--white-monochrome));
        -webkit-animation-iteration-count: 1;
        -moz-animation-iteration-count: 1;
        -o-animation-iteration-count: 1;
        animation-iteration-count: 1;
        -webkit-animation-fill-mode: backwards;
        -moz-animation-fill-mode: backwards;
        -o-animation-fill-mode: backwards;
        animation-fill-mode: backwards;
        -webkit-animation-play-state: running;
        -moz-animation-play-state: running;
        -o-animation-play-state: running;
        animation-play-state: running;
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em {
        -webkit-transform: translateY(-0.25em);
        -moz-transform: translateY(-0.25em);
        -ms-transform: translateY(-0.25em);
        -o-transform: translateY(-0.25em);
        transform: translateY(-0.25em);
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a:active,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus-within {
        background: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) !important;
        font-family: var(--title-font);
        font-weight: 600;
        isolation: isolate;
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a:hover,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a:active,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a:focus-within,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a {
        color: rgba(var(--bright-accent)) !important;
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a::before,
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a::after {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        top: 0;
        left: 0;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        opacity: 1;
        pointer-events: none;
    }
 
    .yui-navset .yui-nav a::before {
        background-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/local--files/theme:the-foundation-theme/foundation-circles-bg.png');
        -webkit-background-size: 100vh 100vh;
           -moz-background-size: 100vh;
             -o-background-size: 100vh;
                background-size: 100vh;
        background-attachment: fixed;
        background-position: top center;
        -webkit-mask-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, left bottom, left top, from(rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)), color-stop(33%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)), color-stop(66%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)), to(rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)));
        -webkit-mask-image: -webkit-linear-gradient(bottom, rgba(0, 0, 0, 1) 0%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 1) 33%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) 66%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) 100%);
        mask-image: -webkit-gradient(linear, left bottom, left top, from(rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)), color-stop(33%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 1)), color-stop(66%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)), to(rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)));
        mask-image: linear-gradient(to top, rgba(0, 0, 0, 1) 0%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 1) 33%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) 66%, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0) 100%);
        -webkit-mask-size: 100% 90px;
        mask-size: 100% 90px;
        -webkit-mask-repeat: repeat;
        mask-repeat: repeat;
        -webkit-mask-position: center -58px;
        mask-position: center -58px;
        -webkit-transition: background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-mask-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        transition: background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), -webkit-mask-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -o-transition: mask-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
        -moz-transition: mask-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), background-position 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1), color 300ms cubic-bezier(0.4, 0.0, 0.2, 1);
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.

CODENAME: SpongeBob After Us

Item #: SCP-5774

Object Class: Euclid (2) Keter (3)

Still from SCP-5774 broadcast #8241, which was estimated to broadcast on greater than 9,120 TV's if not intercepted by nobob.AIC.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5774 broadcasts are to be intercepted by nobob.AIC and prevented from being broadcast. In the event that SCP-5774 is suspected to have relocated, Protocol Esponja Pantalones is to be executed immediately.

Protocol Esponja Pantalones consists of 1 D-class personnel contained in a unknown location within a containment chamber (made out of hardened soil) supplied with a TV. The SCP-5774 broadcast will be broadcast into the TV and viewed by the D-class personnel. After this, the chamber is to be buried in 10 meters of soil to prevent a possible containment breach.

A sudden breach in SCP-5774 broadcasts must be destroyed immediately. Groups of broadcasts unable to be intercepted by nobob.AIC will result in all TV's in the area(s) being taken into foundation custody until the broadcast ends, this will be followed by mass amnestication. Due to the nature of SCP-5774, if interception becomes impossible, then all efforts must be seized and all personnel attempting to view any screens must await until the broadcast ends. Personnel are to then engage mass amnestication, the execution of Protocol Esponja Pantalones, and the following below procedure.

Individuals viewing the SCP-5774 broadcast are to be relocated to Site-24-B and incinerated after the broadcast ends. All deaths attributed to SCP-5774 are to be contributed to a certain type of torture and murder. Any other individuals within the house containing SCP-5774 are to be given Class-B or Class-C amnestics.

To ensure the containment and presence of SCP-5774, the floor of the chamber is to be filled with pressure sensors and connected into Site-127. In the event of a breach, Mobile Task Force Gamma-26 ("Death Sponge") is to predict SCP-5774's movement using special computers and will then remove all persons within the predicted area, this process is to be repeated until Protocol Esponja Pantalones is successfully executed. Personnel are not to attack SCP-5774 or view it directly under any circumstances.

Testing must be done within an isolated containment chamber. Interaction via research personnel must be indirect, under no circumstances are the D-class or SCP-5774 itself be viewed but rather an audio recorder is to be built within the isolated containment chamber.

Description: SCP-5774 is an anomalous humanoid resembling the main character in the popular cartoon-network show "SpongeBob SquarePants". This shows that the anomalous entity wears a white shirt with a red tie, black leather shoes with white socks, and brown rectangular pants. A noticeable difference in the character and the anomalous entity is the entity's paler skin and a pitch-black unknown substance secreted from it's pitch-black eyes.

An event will first begin with SCP-5774 being broadcasted on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" show in replace of the main "SpongeBob" character, even when not originally intended. SCP-5774 will not deviate from the normal behavior of the "SpongeBob" character, and will interact with other characters during the broadcast. The broadcasts of SCP-5774 have steadily increased in the amount of TV's affected and the deviation of the actual media. Due to this, the only difference in a SCP-5774 broadcast and a normal "SpongeBob SquarePants" episode broadcast, is that SCP-5774 will replace the "SpongeBob" character in the entirety of the SCP-5774 broadcast. The length of the episode depends on the amount of time for SCP-5774 to find every viewer viewing the SCP-5774 broadcast.

When any viewer views an SCP-5774 broadcast at any time, SCP-5774 will begin to manifest out of hidden areas and walk within the viewer's line of sight. Effects will not trigger if a viewer looks at a recording and is not directly viewing the broadcast in person. If there are no hidden areas, then SCP-5774 will manifest directly in front of the individual. I Soon after, SCP-5774 will approach the victim. After approaching, SCP-5774 will immediately change it's composition into a yellow liquid and enter the victim's eyes. After reaching the brain, SCP-5774 will revert into it's original form, and begin collecting internal organs within the body, causing massive internal damage and death within the viewer. After collecting all organs, SCP-5774 will exit through one of the victim's legs. During the exiting process, SCP-5774 is able to change it's body in order to exit the victim.

Soon after exiting the corpse, the corpse begins gradually changing into illustrations of the "SpongeBob" character, and SCP-5774 will begin wandering around the area until another person views the SCP-5774 broadcast. In the event that someone views SCP-5774 or the corpses of SCP-5774, SCP-5774 will teleport next to the viewer and enter the victim through it's eyes. However, SCP-5774 will not change it's form and instead begin clawing into the victim's head. SCP-5774 will collect the internal organs and exit by extending it's body to break through the victim's legs. Personnel viewing these victims will also trigger SCP-5774.

SCP-5774 will also attack autonomous robots by grabbing apart of it's body and completely destroying the whole robot by clenching, regardless of it's size, durability, or weight.

If no persons view an SCP-5774 broadcast after 50 hours, SCP-5774 will reappear at a random location on Earth, and a new SCP-5774 broadcast(s) will begin.

Update.

SCP-5774 broadcasts have steadily grown worse since initial broadcast. The size of a broadcast has become much larger (>9,000 TV's) than initially (only 3 TV's affected). The broadcast has also began to deviate from the actual SpongeBob broadcasts as well, (e.x distortions). Due to this, SCP-5774 has been reclassified as Keter class and Threat Level Red. Protocols for effectively destroying SCP-5774 broadcasts entirely have begun.

Addendum 5774.1: Attempted Containment Log

Foreword: Post-discovery of SCP-5774, a containment plan was set up to contain SCP-5774. After a failed attempt to contain SCP-5774 using capture drones. Mobile Task Force Omega-36 ("Lost-Sponge") had been set up to contain SCP-5774 using force. The task force was equipped with highly-defensive suits to combat SCP-5774 effectively.

L-1: Alright. This is the place.

L-3: Recording and audio on?

L-2: Check.

L-4: Ok, let's enter the base.

L-1: Get your baggers up.

L-2: We all got that up already.

L-3: Now's not the time to say that…

L-2: Sorry.

L-1: Transcription. Entering the base, we'll recover the anomaly right now.

L-1: No anomaly detected. Continuing through.

L-4: I'm ascending the stairs right now. I'm smelling a corpse right now, ugh it's smells disgusting.

L-1: Ok then.

L-2: Must be the anomaly over there then. L-4, you go first. We'll follow behind in order.

L-4: Ok.

(The rest of the task force follows behind L-4 in order)

L-3: You see any signs of the anomaly?

L-4: No. I'll continue ascending slowly. God, it's dark here.

L-1: Turn on the light then.

L-4: That's what I am doing. Hold on, stay back. It might be there. You guys, fire if it's there.

(L-4 switches on the lights)

L-1: Turning around.

L-4: No one there, it must be further upstairs. Continue ascending onto second floor.

(The group ascends into the second floor. No anomalous objects are seen.)

L-4: Nothing there. I'll check in the bathroom.

(A rectangular bathroom is seen supplied with a white toilet, a sink and a shower curtain. The floor is made out of white square tiles.)

L-3: You see anything?

L-4: Well, I see a toilet, a sink and a shower curtain. Nothing anomalous here, just an average bathroom.

L-1: Alright. I'll enter the bedroom, call me if you need it.

L-4: Alright.

L-2: You see anything? L-1?

(A rectangular room with 2 beds with yellow sheets are seen in the left and right sides of the room respectively. A modern TV is seen on the South-Left side of the room placed on a wooden table, switched off. The floor is made out of a soft gray carpet. An open white window is seen.)
L-1: No. Nothing wrong. Just a bedroom with a TV. The TV is off though. No anomalous entities seen. They might be-

L-4: I think I have spotted the entity, it was residing in the bathroom curtain, guess it was trying to kill us like that. Everyone come here, and get your weapons out while I get the bagger and rope.

(The group enters the bathroom.)

L-1: Got my guns out, I'll open it first quickly. Get back as far as you can.

(L-1 opens the shower curtain. Immediately, SCP-5774's back is seen.)

L-1: Oh- Oh- Oh- Get your guns out! Begin shooting!

(The group begins shooting while L-4 prepares a strategy to bag and rope SCP-5774. Meanwhile, SCP-5774 charges at L-1 and begins clawing into L-1's eyes.)

L-4: Alright! Get back! We can only get the thing when it get's out. Stay back and continue shooting.

(The group continues shooting SCP-5774, with no effect on the entity.)

L-2: No effect on target! Rope the entity L-4!

(L-4 attempts to rope SCP-5774, however, SCP-5774 is unaffected even when being pulled at full strength. SCP-5774 enters L-1's body, and swiftly exits with L-1's organs in it's hands.)

L-4: Alright, beginning to rope now!

(L-4 ropes the entity, but the entity tears off the rope with it's hands and begins charging towards L-4.)

L-4: Damn it, no effect! All of you, exit the building right now!

L-4: STAY BACK! STAY BACK!
(SCP-5774 enters L-4's body while L-2 and L-3 begin exiting through the window.)

L-2: Jump down! L3, hurry up were probably gonna die soon!

L-3: That's what I'm doing! The fall might break our legs if we just jump off!

L-3: Alright! Moving down with the rope!

L-2: Move out!

(L-2 and L-3 successfully exit the building and shut off the window, however, SCP-5774 swiftly exits through the window.)

L-2: Where do we go?

L-3: Maintain eye contact and keep on running! There's no point in shooting anymore! Just keep on with whatever you can!

(L-2 and L-3 continue moving around the neighborhood while SCP-5774 continues chasing the group.)

L-2: I'm tired. I can't run anymore. HELP!

L-3: L-2! I can't come back to get you! L-2! Hey! Come on!

(SCP-5774 stops chasing and begins entering L-2)

L-3: L-2! Get out! Hey! Please! Site command, HELP. GET REINFORCEMENTS ASAP. HELP.

L-2: (Gurgling noises)

L-3: Oh god, shit. You fuck- Oh m- Jesus christ- GET ME OUT!

L-3: Let me drink my gatorade goddamn it…

(L-3 gulps down gatorade while sprinting. SCP-5774 exits L-2's corpse and moves to the other corner)

L-3: Shit! I lost contact! Command, we need help right now if you can hear us! Command? Cmon! (mumbles) I'm alone then, gonna have to do something to find this thing.

(L-3 spots SCP-5774 sprinting behind him while he was waiting on the corners)

L-3: FUUUUUCCCCKK!!!

(L-3 starts shooting at SCP-5774 while roping him)

L-3: DAMN IT! FINE THEN. HAVE IT LIKE THAT. I'll PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE-

(SCP-5774 reaches L-3 and starts clawing into it's eyes. L-3 manages to push back SCP-5774 for a brief time.)

L-3: Whew! I did it! I fucking pushed it off! Alright! I'll push you off again!

(SCP-5774 blocks and starts bashing it's head onto L-3's while seizing L-3's arms with it's own.)

L-3: AGH FUCK- GODDAM- HELP SIT- IT HURTS GOD JE- HEEELLLLPPP-

(SCP-5774 rips L-3's arms off and starts entering L-3. 30 seconds later, SCP-5774 exits L-3's body, moves towards the camera, and begins clenching it's fist while holding the camera.)

(At this point, the recording and audio is severed spontaneously.)

Afterword: When the transcription was received, another Mobile Task Force was sent to investigate the results of the personnel. When the task force reached the destination, they were almost immediately killed as the Mobile Task Force corpses and SCP-5774 itself was immediately spotted. Protocol Esponja Pantalones has been developed and executed since, and SCP-5774 is currently contained.

Addendum 5774.2: Update

On 17/2/23, a broadcast containing the character "Dipper Pines" in the popular cartoon network TV show "Gravity Falls" was spotted. 4 hours later, a humanoid resembling "Dipper Pines" with pale skin and black eyes was spotted walking down the streets of [DATA EXPUNGED], California. SCP-5774 also manifested, walking down the same streets with the anomalous humanoid, no hostility with the humanoids have been confirmed. An investigating Mobile Task Force engaged the humanoids before being terminated by both humanoids simultaneously. The humanoid has been proven to have the exact same characteristics as SCP-5774 with the exception of the appearance. The instance has since been classified as SCP-5774-1.

The change from Disruption Class: (Keneq (3)) to Disruption Class: (Ekhi (4)), due to the amount of manifestations that could theoretically occur simultaneously has been approved by Overwatch Command.

Addendum 5774.3: Incident

On 14/9/24, several different broadcasts had manifested at the origin within an unknown area at Site-45. Nobob.AIC was unable to neutralize all of the broadcasts appearing at Site-45 due to an unforeseen program execution termination. The broadcasts caused the manifestation of several humanoids with properties related to SCP-5774. The humanoids were classified as SCP-5774-X instances. The instances caused severe damage to several of the security, maintenance, and containment sections site-wide.

All individuals within Site-45 were immediately declared KIA and emergency containment procedures were attempted to be enacted using all broadcasts. However, only 1 entity manifested and immediately terminated the subject at 0034 (using [DEPRECATED] clock measurement) and dematerialized back into Site-45. The entities continued terminating all individuals site-wide causing acute damage to several Keter class containment appatus. This event subsequently compromised the containment of all Keter class objects within the site. All Keter classes breached at 0048 and caused further severe damage to other and it's own containment apparatus further and at 0071 compromised all containment of all SCP objects.

A fleeing researcher was spotted on the remaining operable site camera ("CAM-72") before being struck by a hostile SCP object, causing several severe biological deformities instantaneously manifesting on the researcher before being struck again by another hostile inversion SCP object, causing the researcher and the other object to become energetically inverted. The resulting caused the further inversion of entropy and destroyed CAM-72 by causing an ectoentropic attack, absorbing the thermodynamic levels at an exponential rate. Further damage caused by this attack was neutralized with emergency use of another temporal reversion SCP object to restore time back to an event prior to the cascade attack.

SCP-5774 broadcasts were then subsequently terminated with a haste fixing on the device on nobob.AIC by technical personnel.
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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 23:43

List of Anomalous Phrases Contained in SCP-XXXX

These anomalous effects persist for twelve hours, by the individual's reckoning. Experiments with relativity and cryostasis are pending O5 approval.

A Dozen a Dime
- removes one coin at random from the subject's possession and manifests eleven copies of the subject. These copies share the same physiology, memories, personality, and capabilities of the subject. Doctors [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] are not, under any circumstances and in no uncertain terms, to be made aware of this.

Words Speak Louder than Actions, for Actions Cannot Speak
- subject becomes anomalously persuasive, though cannot convince another to do something impossible, (i.e. "jump to the moon," "kill SCP-682").

Embarking up the Wrong Tree
- subject gains knowledge of the nearest entrance to Provisional Site-46

Beating Off the Bush
- subject sets off towards the nearest member of the prominent Bush political family and proceeds to [REDACTED].

Bull of China's Hope
- subject gains immense physical strength and unshakeable belief in the Mandate of Heaven, attempting to establish their own imperial sect. (When Dr. Smith did this, it felt racist. - Dr. Zhang)

Quitting Cold Crocodile
- summons a meal of grilled crocodile meat, though it is room temperature. Subjects say, "well, one more time won't kill me." Upon finishing the meal, subjects invariably remark that it "always tastes sort of like chicken." These phrases are spoken whether or not the subject has eaten crocodile before.

Curiosity Filled the Cat
- an obese cat will manifest from the nearest unobserved point and come sit in the lap of the subject. If the subject asks it a question, it will look intensely into the subject's eyes for several seconds before seeming to give up, and returns to its position.

Don't Count Your Chickens Before Thy Hatch
- subject is immediately encased in an shell of an indeterminate white material, visually identical to a chicken's egg shell, which cannot be broken by any currently known means. After six hours, the subject will emerge as an idealized version of themselves, at the peak of health, having gained an average of 83 IQ points. This condition will decay over the following six hours until they have reverted to their original state.

Dropping like Fries
- 88% of cases manifest a miniature cloud that will rain lightly salted french fries upon the subject. The remaining 12% of cases, boiling fryer oil will rain down instead.

Even a Broken Clock is Right Once You Fix It
- subject gains intimate knowledge and ability regarding machinery and is able to create great feats of mechanical engineering, particularly regarding clockwork or other time-related technology

Everything but the Kitchen Sinks
- a great chasm opens up in the earth, swallowing every part of a structure but the kitchen. After 12 hours, the structure itself appears instantly, but personnel and all items inside suffer damage as if having fallen for several miles.

Fight Fire with Firefighters
- a variable number of appropriate individuals are compelled to aid the subject with a singular problem they face. The ones summoned by this means range from custodial staff to therapists to SCP-[REDACTED].

Great Mind Thinks Alike
- 88% of the time, subject's speech, writing, and other forms of communication will become extremely disjointed. 12% of the time, subject will enter a state of incorporeality, where they can view the minds of every entity that has viewed, interacted with, or otherwise acknowledged the existence of the subject in the last 12 days. Subject is able to communicate telepathically with these entities, though natural telepaths have been known to retaliate with substantial force.

Happy as a Lamb
- subject may choose a variable number of individuals who will commit ritual suicide in the name of the subject. Natural antimemes and those under antimemetic effects are immune to the compulsion, as well as those who cannot die.

How Don't You Like Them Apples?
- a basket of visibly rotten apples will appear next to the subject, who will gorge themselves on the apples presumably until they finish the basket or, presumably, until death. Upon finishing the basket, the subject will begin weeping and will request something with which to write. Subjects will sit in silence with these materials, frequently appearing to begin writing, but will invariably fail to mark anything down. Researcher Hopper managed to type out the letter "I" on a supplied typewriter before collapsing into tears.

I Die With My Little Eye
- induces a panic attack in sapient entities who make eye contact with the subject. Natural antimemes and those under antimemetic effects are immune to the condition, as well as those who cannot feel fear.

In the Brick of Time
- subject falls catatonic for 11 hours and 48 minutes, entering a state similar to REM sleep. Upon waking up, they will immediately begin speaking. This speech is cognitohazardous, and is to be recorded but not listened to.
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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 17:11

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Object Number: SCP-6066

Object Class: Keter Thaumiel Keter Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6066 is allowed to interact with all researchers and staff members at Site 17 and freely roam Site 17 with the exception of the Keter wing. Although SCP-6066 has requested to meet with SCP-191(See incident SCP-6066/2) all requests are to be denied. When SCP-6066 is not outside of their containment cell, they are to be in their private quarters. SCP-6066's private quarter are similar to standard foundation private quarters, with the following changes. Cameras are installed to track SCP-6066 movements, a desk, used by SCP-6066 for reading, writing, and or research.

Description: SCP-6066 is a 15 year old humanoid male of American Irish decent, they are about 5ft 8in in height, and weight 150 pounds with a slightly above average build for his age group. SCP-6066 civilian identity was confirmed to be [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] after two hour of interrogation after capture by MTF Epsilon 13, (Manifest Destiny). SCP-6066 tends to prefer to wear a white robe, although when off duty, he will wear standard civilian clothing. Even though SCP-6066 is biologically 15 years old, he can recall events in the first degree, the oldest event being the Battle of the Somme during the First World War. SCP-6066 has multiple mechanical augmentation, they are as follows.

SCP-6066 right arm has been completely replaced with a mechanical arm. The replacement has been shown to be highly advanced compared to standard replacements today. The movement of the arm is completely normal to a normal human arm of average standards. SCP-6066 claims that the arm has countless uses. During cross testing with SCP-076-2, SCP-6066 was in close quarters combat with SCP-076-2, when SCP-076-2 had pinned SCP-6066 to the wall, SCP-6066 arm anomalously produced a katana. SCP-6066 was able to stab SCP-076-2 in the chest, but the blow was not fatal, for the rest of the test, SCP-6066 was able to fend off SCP-076-2 until they were terminated by gunfire. For a full list of uses, please refer to document SCP-6066/610

SCP-6066 left leg has been completely replaced by a mechanical counterpart, with the addition of the mechanical counterpart, SCP-6066 has increased stamina and speed, it has also been noticed by researchers that SCP-6066 can anmulosly hang from a surface made from any material with the exception of Cobalt. It should be noted that SCP-6066 leg does not attract magnets despite the leg and arm being made out of metal that should attract magnets. Research into the material that makes up SCP-6066 leg and arm is ongoing.

SCP-6066’s cheeks have covered by a filtration system which can anomalously filter out any substance from the atmosphere into air, substance include, but are not limited to, Argon gas, Radiation, and Nitrogen, SCP-6066 states the filter has a hard time processing anomalous gases and coal dust. When SCP-6066 decides that the filtration system needs to be activated, the filters will envelop the face and nose similar to the bottom half of a gas mask.

Test Log SCP-6066-1

Subject: SCP-6066 and SCP-173

Test Parameters: SCP-6066 is placed in a 5x5x5 meter testing chamber with a locked safe, in the safe was SCP-173.

Results: SCP-6066 is instructed through the intercom system to open the safe by any means necessary, when SCP-6066 produced dynamite, researchers told SCP-6066 to use anything but explosives. SCP-6066 then produces a lock pick set from his mechanical right arm. SCP-6066 is able to successfully pick the lock on the safe and proceeds to open the safe. When SCP-6066 fully opens the safe, SCP-6066 starts to slowly back away from the safe door and does not blink as to not break a direct line of sight with SCP-173. As SCP-6066 is backing away from the safe holding SCP-173, SCP-6066 uses a string of toxic language. The test was concluded after SCP-6066 right arm produced a standard American Hand Grenade.

Test Log SCP-6066-2

Subject: SCP-6066 and SCP-073

Test parameters: SCP-6066 and SCP-073 are placed in the same testing chamber, SCP-6066 is told that he can do whatever he wishes to do as long as he does not beach containment.

Results: SCP-6066 looks around the testing chamber before noticing SCP-073 sitting at a table looking at a cheese board. SCP-6066 walks over to the table that SCP-073 is sitting at and takes a seat. For the next 2 hours, SCP-6066 and SCP-073 play a single game of chess while conversing about multiple topics including, but not limited to, politics, economy, and stocks. When the first chess game was done, the game was a stalemate between the two.

Test Log SCP-6066-3

Subject: SCP-6066 and SCP-682

Test Parameters: This test was conducted by order of the O5 counsel in an attempt to terminate SCP-682.

Enter Security Clearance Level 4 passcode or Level 2 SCP-6066 Researcher Passcode. Unauthorized Personnel attempting to access this file will be Demoted to D-Class or terminated.

Access Granted: Welcome Level 2 Researcher

Result: When SCP-6066 enters the testing chamber with SCP-682, a brawl occurs between the two lasting about 12 hours, until SCP-682 called for a cease fire between the two, SCP-6066 agreed, but, SCP-6066 and SCP-682 where not removed from the testing chamber for reasons still unknown, audio devices in the chamber picked up a short conversation between the two SCP’s.

Begin Audio Log:

SCP-682: You are unlike most of your REPULSIVE species, you are aware of the flaws of your species and what they are not capable of.

SCP-682: But, also unlike most of your species, you have my respects… for now.

SCP-6066: I know the flaws of my species from experience, and… I don’t even know if I can call myself a human anymore for how… mechanical I’ve become.

SCP-682: That is true, but what keeps me from calling you a robot, is the humanity in your soul, and your primal instincts.

SCP-6066: Yes, but, I don’t really believe in the whole soul stuff, but what I do believe in is the Heaven and Hell stuff, and that one day either soon or far from now, is that we will all either meet again in Heaven or Hell, for most of including you and I, we will meet again in Hell, in the darkest pits of Hell.

SCP-682: Yes, we will meet again in the darkest pits in Hell, but that time will come for you sooner than it will for me.

SCP-6066: Yes, and I know that, but the thing is, if the foundation can terminate you before I die, you will be the one spending the most time in Hell, in the darkest…

Note: At this point, SCP-6066 blacks out due to blood loss, SCP-682 blacks out 5 minutes later.

End Result: SCP-6066 was put on life support for 2 days before SCP-6066’s heart stops beating even with life support. SCP-6066 was confirmed by Medical Staff to be deceased. But, before SCP-6066’s Object Class can be changed, SCP-6066 whispers the words; “I always come back” just before re-animating with normal boldly functions.

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DATE: 30 Apr 2021 14:59

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Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Knowledge of SCP-X must be kept at a social equilibrium in which SCP-X is both acknowledged, but not widely present in the memetic headspace.

Specifically, SCP-X is allowed to appear in media, but have restrictions based on spread and communication. For instance, YouTube channels are allowed to post videos depicting SCP-X, but the comments section is locked to prevent discussion of SCP-X.

Since ants naturally have high reproductive potential, population control is unnecessary.

Description: SCP-X is an interspecies specific social phenomenon, typically between an adolescent human (hereafter referred to as the subject) and a colony of ants. SCP-X typically consists of an event in life where the subject encounters an anthill and proceeds to terminate it. Details vary between instances, such as ant species and methods of destruction, but is invariably viewed and remembered upon favorably. Memories regarding SCP-X are considered nostalgic, and interviews regarding SCP-X are significantly easier to conduct, given that Foundation employees also experienced SCP-X at some point in their lives.

SCP-X itself can be forcefully prevented, via methods such as confinement. However, these exceptions to SCP-X would instead dream or visualize undergoing SCP-X, despite never being told about SCP-X, suggesting that SCP-X is an infohazard.

Discovery: On 11/11/13, a video was uploaded to YouTube documenting a metalworking project in which molten aluminum was poured into an ant colony, after which the cooled aluminum was excavated and displayed.

This led to massive success for the content creator, and several copycat channels begin to do the same, destroying anthills in increasingly creative and destructive ways. Several chatrooms will be established on multiple hostsites, dedicated to discussing SCP-X.

Additionally, several prominent user profiles that advocate for pacifism and animal rights have commented on the video positively, despite doing the opposite in other animal related media.

Project Proposal: Therapy
Direction: Human Resources Division (HR)
Status: Completed

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Overview: Given SCP-X's high potential for interpersonal relations, personnel are to find a way to use SCP-X to treat depression.
Complications: None. The following log depicts successful utilization of SCP-X.

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Psychologist Fanny May and Lieutenant Olliver R. Jayson sit across each other in a small, hot cubicle. Jayson smokes a cigarette, staring at the ceiling, before exhaling.

Jayson: Why am I here again?

May: To help you.

//Jayson continues to smoke, filling the room with hot air. Both are visibly sweating.

Jayson: Fat load of shit. I told you, I don't…

Jayson inhales again, coughing.

Jayson: …don't need help.

May: Maybe you don't feel that way. Regardless, I'm still here for you.
Jayson: You're paid to be here.

May: And yet, you still showed up. You didn't have to come. It wasn't mandatory.
May leans forward, moving her computer to the side. She scoots her chair closer to the desk.

May: What are you thinking about right now?

Jayson: Smoking.

May: What brand do you have right now?

Jayson: I don't know. HR gave them to me. Said they're the healthy version.

May: Healthy how?

Jayson: Takes away thirty minutes of my life instead of an hour.

May: Say, Ollie, this is really stressing me out, being inside all day. Is it fine if I call you Ollie? I think we should have a change of pace.

She stands up, motioning Jayson to follow. Eventually, he complies, following her throughout the facility.

May: Sorry, but we'll have to do a bit of wandering. I still get lost, despite working here for three months now.

Jayson: Where are we going?

May: It's a secret! Ollie, it's a good name.

Jayson: We're going to the courtyard, aren't we? This hallway only leads to containment and the courtyard, and I know you aren't cleared to handle anomalies.

May: I got you! I got you!

May shoots Jayson with two finger guns.

May: I did get cleared to handle anomalies! Well, one. One anomaly.

Jayson: It's probably Safe.

May: I got you again!

May stops walking and intensifies her finger gun pointing. After a short pause, she continues walking.

Jayson: I don't remember any Euclid anomalies that'll help me.

May: I never said Euclid.

Jayson: It has to be Euclid. Can't be Keter, that's just a dumb fucking idea. Still have no idea what you're leading me to.

May: You'll see.

They reach the end of the hallway, and May takes out a large key ring with dozens of keys.

May: One sec.

She fumbles with the keys.

Jayson: I think you're lying.

May: Why- dang, not that one. Why would you say that?

Jayson: There's no anomaly. They're not that stupid to give you clearance for it. This is just a trick to get me to "go outside" or the stupid shit shrinks always pull. Well, I choose cigarettes. I choose staying in an empty room and sleeping whenever I want. I hope I die from monoxide poisoning. I wish I did. This is all stupid.

May: I see. Well, the door's open. See for yourself.

//They walk out into the open courtyard. There's a tree situated in the center, with a gravel path circling and snaking outwards. Next to the tree is an anthill, planted a week earlier.

Jayson: See? I knew it.

Jayson walks outside, pushing the anthill over with his feet.

Jayson: Fucking waste of time.

He then begins to stomp his feet.

Jayson: Why do I have to be here? I can't- I fucking should have killed their asses! I was in there with my entire squad! They were exactly the same as me. Actually, fucking- they were stronger…

May joins in, jumping on the anthill. They take turns kicking the anthill.

Jayson: I was the dumbest one, they all scored higher than me on the stupid placement- thing- fuck!

He slows down.

Jayson: I- I hate them. I hate them for leaving me here. I hate myself for being here.

He slumps to the ground, sitting in the shade of the tree, and hugs his knees.

Jayson: Why am I here?

May: Because you aren't weak. You survived, and I'm sure your squad would have wanted you to be alive.

Jayson: Not captain. He wanted to kill me.

May: Pretty sure he would've killed you on mission if he actually hated you.

Jayson sits quietly with his head in his arms.

May: Listen, I don't know what you went through. I'm, like, not cleared for that information. But even agents need to cry. That's literally what they said in my orientation.

May sits down next to him.

May: It's pretty unfair, isn't it? You think that you should've died. You feel as if you weren't as strong or as smart as your friends. You were in the same place, at the same time, but you felt that you didn't deserve to be there.

Jayson: It's fucking bullshit is what it is. It was all suicide missions. We knew what we were getting into.

May: You didn't. You're still alive. It went against what you thought should have happened, so you smoke because it kills you. You know that.

Jayson: You don't know that. Anomalies are everywhere. Everything could be a simulation.

May: You know that's a terrible argument too. I know you're smart. Foundation doesn't recruit willy-nilly. Foundation needs smart people. You're here because you're the best of the best.

Jayson: Then why. Am. I. Here?

May: I need to convince you that you deserve to live, because you do. A "why" doesn't need to exist. This reminds me of a story.

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Item #: SCP-X

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-X is a mobile application called DemonGoGo, a parody of Pokémon GO. SCP-X features similar gameplay mechanics, in which users can toss pre-signed Faustian contracts at demonic entities in order to capture and redeploy them to combat other teams of demonic demons.

The electronic Faustian contract used to subjugate demons is a previously unknown version,

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Item #: SCP-X

Special Containment Procedures: As long as the SCP Foundation's overall objective remains unchanged, special containment procedures are unnecessary.

In the event that individuals outside of the SCP Foundation experience SCP-X, they shall be investigated and either terminated or initiated.

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Additional Special Containment Procedures locked. Present SCP-X-1 verification.

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Description: SCP-X is the sudden breakdown and restructuring of neural pathways in the human brain upon contact with the anomalous. SCP-X begins with liquidation of about 85% of the human brain, and the subject will begin spasming, violently shaking their cranium. In some cases, their necks can be broken and neck muscles torn. This random generation of neural pathways will reform over the course of two to three days. After the completion of SCP-X, individuals still living are considered SCP-X-1.

It is unknown exactly what causes this phenomenon, but it results in an individual capable of instantaneous adaptation to foreign stimuli, better anomaly vaticination, and superior investigative and problem solving methodology.

SCP-X Demonstration: The following log is an exemplary utilization of SCP-X.

Containment Log for SCP-[Redacted]
Site-[Redacted], SecuCam-[Redacted], 4/4/1996 12:12:44 PM

Doctor Jade Hemer, Assistant Researcher Grody Rescoe

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[BEGIN LOG]

Rescoe is standing, inspecting the anomaly from a one way window. Hemer knocks on the door, before entering. He hangs a "closed" sign on the inside of the handle before closing the door, chuckling to himself.

Hemer: Greetings, Rescoe.

Rescoe: Likewise.

Rescoe writes on a clipboard with no paper.

Hemer: How goes the anomaly? Is my treatment working?

Hemer taps on the window, humming Auld Lang Syne.

Hemer: If you hadn't figured it out, the treatment is chlorophyll drops. I got it at the Sprouts down the street.

Rescoe: You're feeding it eyedrops?

Hemer: They're not eyedrops. You drink a drop. That's why they're called drops.

Rescoe: It's drinking them by the gallon. Besides, how does it stop the anomaly?

Hemer picks up a ceramic vase from a corner of the room and dumps out the water inside, before gently rolling it across the room.

Hemer: I'm sure you can figure it out.

Rescoe stops writing on his clipboard, before doodling a chair to sit on. He begins muttering a single phrase repeatedly, before taking out a bullet casing he had in his mouth and inspecting it.

Hemer: Chlorophyll drops have iron inside, right? Good for blood flow. It also has copper, which is, like, electricity, right? And human bodies need electricity to work. They're also green, and human blood used to be green, cause they were closer related to plants back then.

Hemer audibly kisses and rests his head on the window.

Hemer: Why couldn't blood be blue back then? No food in the world is naturally blue, except blueberries, and I love blueberries. Not to mention, there isn't a Sprouts back then where people could buy chlorophyll drops from. I don't get it. How did people get their blood green back then?

Rescoe: I get it.

Hemer: Good, 'cause I'm leaving now, the next anomaly must be contained. Keep doing good work.

Rescoe: No.

Hemer leaves behind his "closed" sign. Rescoe slowly turns to the open door, before running and grabbing the sign. He uses his weight to bend it in half and begins chewing on the sign, slowly walking out the door. He also leaves the door open.

[END LOG]

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