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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 22:27

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 21:55
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Every SCP-6000 sighting; last known locations

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 21:25

Any personnel under level 5 clearance or without authorization from at least three (3) 05 council members, will be tracked down, detained, and/or terminated. The photos contained in this page are classified. Anyone who views the photos must shut down their devices screen and alert staff to a containment breach, any staff who see these photographs must make their way to Scp-096's containment cell to minimize casualties along the way.

Photos are contained inside the files section below.

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 21:11

Special Containment Procedures: SCP 5869 Cannot be contained at this moment, and possess a XK - Class ̶E̶n̶d̶ ̶O̶f̶ ̶R̶e̶a̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ HILARITY ENSUES Scenario. All foundation members are suggested too locate T̶H̶E̶R̶E̶ ̶I̶S̶ ̶N̶O̶ ̶E̶S̶C̶A̶P̶E̶.̶ and remain there until further notice.

Description: SCP 5869 is believed to be chaos incarnate, and possesses incomprehensible reality bending abilities, its body is fully made up of a pale white material, which seems to be consistently degrading. Its face consists of a smile that never falters, going from end to end of its cheeks. It looks like a drawing, and the longer you look at it the more and more you just can't take it, can't take it.

SCP 5869 is completely unpredictable and has used numerous ways to torture citizens and foundation members, with no end in sight.

LOG
This is being written 21 days after the Heavens Stairway incident, multiple SCPs have been completely destroyed, most are being tortured though. SCP-5869 has completely engulfed all of reality, and is currently hypothesized to be the most powerful entity in existence at this moment.

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As of the passing of this LOG, SCP-2000 has been completely destroyed, reality has been restarted a total of 929,401,345,432,784,971,126,789,456,542 times and the only reason I know that is because its mocking us, every fucking second. Each time it gets restarted we all live through a different method of torture. As of writing this the entirety of the united states are filled with bodies, but they'll be revived soon. As of now, I'm hiding in a small bunker somewhere I can't see, I've been stuck for weeks but I haven't died of hunger or thirst, this pain is unlike anything, and it never stops. I don't know what this entity is, but it sure as hell can see me, I don't know how I know that either. God, I can't get this fucking face out of my hea

)1 Recompose reality into your image.
)2 Look at the beauty of it all.
)3 Do it again.
)4 Repeat step 3.
)5 Repeat step 4.
)6 there is something more

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 18:36

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Item #: SCP-9731

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9731 Is to be contained in a 5x5 reinforced chamber made up of metal, █████, green obsidian, ████, SCP-9731 is to be monitored by 3 security members at all times with post rotation every 5 hours.

Description: SCP-9731 is a humanoid anomaly with the ability to change its shape, SCP-9731 will cause mental issues when exposed to it for more than 5 hours, SCP-9731's appearance changes depending on its mood, SCP-9731 is accessible to L3+.


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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 18:35
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
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Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a thermo-nuclear device, measuring 35 kilotons. It resembles a Tsar Bomba nuke and is covered in black paint.
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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 16:50

Item #: SCP-5328

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5328 is contained in a 6m x 6m x 6m standard cell, and it is allowed to walk around the facilities with freedom. SCP-5328 is NOT allowed to interact with other SCP without the permission of a staff of high level. SCP-5328 is contained at Minimal Security because of how easy it is to talk with him. There is an exception, that is when SCP-5328 enters in contact with (Eats) chocolate, then its height will increase from 1.84m to 4.16m and its weight from 89kg to 276kg; when this happens, SCP-5328 should stay without moving right where it is located with at least five available security members to prevent him from accidentally braking something.

Description: SCP-5328 is a 23 year old young male named Sebastian, born in the US, black hair, dark brown eyes, light skin color, and no facial hair. SCP-5328's height is 1.84m and wight is 89kg. He can read, write and talk english with good grammar and spelling, it is respectful and very social, which indicates good education. His parents died from a car accident when he was 19, but not even them knew about his abilities. SCP-5328 can be easily confused with a normal person because of its appearance and way of acting.

SCP-5328 has a unique gene that not even the smartest and most capable scientists are able to extract. This gene allows SCP-5328 to copy and duplicate almost any solid object using some type of "energy" that comes out of his body. The copy isn't perfect, this is because it is identified as a single element, the entire copy is made out of different tones of the color blue, and because it has to be attached to SCP-5328's body otherwise, it will vanish just three seconds later after leaving SCP-5328. He is able to make a sphere, a cube, a knife, strings, etc. SCP-5328 can also make sharp blades that are 10x stronger than titanium, and can cut anything, from a car, all the way to a chicken sandwich. The "energy" acts like a liquid inside SCP-5328, but when it leaves his body, it acts like a solid. SCP-5328 also uses this "energy" as a cover to protect himself against attacks. The "energy" also expands when he eats chocolate, and reduces back to normal when the effect ends. SCP-5328 can compress large amounts of "energy" to create a massive explosion, this once happened 2 years before he was brought to the facilities.

SCP-5328 is always using a fancy looking ring (apparently made of silver) on his left middle finger, and refuses to let anyone take it out of his hand, everyone who had touch the ring for more than 5 seconds, received a terrible headache just 2 hours later after contact. But one day, while SCP-5328 was sleeping, a level 3 staff member entered SCP-5328's cell without authorization, and took the ring out of his hand, just a few seconds later, the staff started to panic and cry at the corner of the room. Minutes later after the accident, several security members entered the room and took out the staff and interrogated him. The staff said that just after he took the ring, a huge shadow appeared wanting to kill him, but the security cameras didn't record anything. The staff was contained, and die 3 days later from stress, SCP-5328 found back his ring, and promised he will be more careful so that it doesn't happen again. The ring may be an unidentified SCP, but because of the lack of information, it is for now counted as an unconscious action from SCP-5328.

Interview:

Dr.██████: Hi, my name is Dr.██████, and I am in charge of this interview.

SCP-5328: Hi Dr, it is a pleasure to meet you.

Dr.██████: So SCP-5328… May I ask you some questions?

SCP-5328: Of course.

Dr.██████: Great!

Dr.██████: ¿Since when do you have those abilities?

SCP-5328: I was born with this abilities, but mastered them at the age of 16.

Dr.██████: ¿Did your parents or any family member knew about them?

SCP-5328: I tried telling my parents, but they didn't pay much attention, so no.

Dr.██████: You said that you are able to create almost anything with some type of "energy". ¿Is this true?

SCP-5328: Yes it is.

Dr.██████: ¿Can you please create something? It can be anything.

SCP-5328: (Creating a small "energy" ball with his hands) ¿Like this?

Dr.██████: (Amazed) Perfect!

Dr.██████: ¿Is it harmless?

SCP-5328: No it isn't, it contains huge amounts of powerful energy, touch it, and you will be paralyzed, also it will hurt as hell.

Dr.██████: ¿Then how are you holding it?

SCP-5328: I really don't know, but I think it is because I am its container.

Dr.██████: Ok. ¿Have you killed people?

SCP-5328: Yes I have, but only a group of terrorists.

Dr.██████: ¿Was this on purpose?

SCP-5328: No it wasn't, they died in a massive explosion that I made, the purpose of the explosion was to knock out everyone, but because it was on a building, the building broke and fall on top of the terrorists.

Dr.██████: ¿An explosion you said?

SCP-5328: Yes, it happens when I compress large amounts of energy in a ball, like the one I am holding, but with much more energy, and crush it in the ground.

Dr.██████: (Taking notes) Interesting.

Dr.██████: (Giving chocolate and towel) Please eat this and cover yourself with this.

SCP-5328: (Vanishing energy ball and taking off ring to eat chocolate) Ok.

Dr.██████: (Sees ring) ¿What is that ring?

SCP-5328: (Nervous) A ring.

Dr.██████: Please give it, I will take care of it until the experiment is done.

SCP-5328: No thanks, I will just put it on the floor.

Dr.██████: Give it, I insist.

SCP-5328: (Under pressure) No thank you.

Dr.██████: (Now angry at SCP-5328) Give it!

SCP-5328: (Shouting) NO!

Dr.██████: (Calm and with a smile) ¿At least may I see it?

SCP-5328: (Putting on ring and raising hand) Fine!

Dr.██████: (Carefully inspecting ring) Fancy ring.

SCP-5328: (Putting hand back down) Enough.

Dr.██████: (Disgusted) Please proceed to eat the chocolate.

SCP-5328 ate the chocolate and as expected, its size increased, the interview continued in a deep silence until SCP-5328's size came back to normal.

End of interview

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 14:37

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X-Ray Image of SCP XXXX

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Fungal Infection

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP XXXX is to be housed in an air tight 20x20 meter chamber
with an air lock to prevent further spreading of the fungus. All Personnel who enter the containment area are to be wearing Class A hazmat suits and armed with a 9mm handgun until it's infectious properties have been investigated further. Level 4 clearance is required to enter SCP XXXX's Containment, any personnel who enter the containment chamber without proper clearance is to be terminated on site. All testing on SCP XXXX is to be held within it's containment chamber. In the event Sight personal are exposed to SCP XXXX's spores, they are to be quarantined and receive medical aid.

Description: SCP XXXX is a viral fugus of unknown Composition that emits infectious spores. SCP XXXX is currently referred to as "The Fungus." first reports of "The Fungus" were made in the southwestern regions of Australia. The Fungus appears to infect breathing organisms that inhale it's spores, resulting in multiple copies of The Fungus growing out of the infected subject, this Process is similar to Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis, better known as the "Zombie Ant-Fungus". Any infected subjects are known as SCP XXXX-1. SCP XXXX-1 instances exhibit increased aggression towards objects and non-infected subjects that prevent it from spreading The Fungus. The fungal infection lasts 2-10 weeks depending on the size of SCP XXXX-1. During the last week of the infection period, SCP XXXX-1 will start decomposing due to the effects of The Fungus. At the end of the "Decomposition Phase" SCP XXXX-1 will have a 70% chance of death, and in the case of death the previous "Copies" of "The Fungus" will explode and release its spores into the air. In the case of survival of the "Decomposition Phase" SCP XXXX-1 will exhibit muscle loss up to 30%. Places where muscle tissue has decomposed The Fungus will grow and replace it. Two days after surviving the initial "Decomposition Phase" SCP: XXXX-1 will no-longer exhibit increased aggravation towards objects or non-infected subjects and will only become aggravated if it feels threatened.

Addendum: The Classification "Keter" has been assigned to SCP XXXX. It's infectious traits and need to spread makes it difficult to contain. Following the death of Dr █████ due to SCP XXXX's infection, all sharp shrubs and hazards to the hazmat suits have been disposed of.

Interviewed: [Dr Klith]

Interviewer: [Dr Balbot]

Foreword: [Brief interview following Dr Klith's exposure to SCP XXXX]

<Begin Log>

Interviewer: [Hey buddy how ya doing?]

Person: [It hurts Adam]

Interviewer: [Hurts how?]

Person: [Hurts how. What a stupid question. I have mushroom ripping through my skin!]

Interviewer: [Now no need to get so defen-]

Person: [Tell me this Doc, if you were in here instead of me, knowing your going to die being consumed by this, THING, how would you fucking like it if I asked you. HOW IT HURT!]

Interviewer: [I'm sorry Dr Klith, this isn't personal, I have to ask these things.]

Person: [ya, your right… So my request for SCP 500?]

Interviewer: [Denied.]

Person: [Denied!? What do you mean denied? how am I supposed to get rid of this?]

Interviewer: [Dr ██████ has asked that you stay under observation, so we can determine the effects of SCP XXXX.]

Person: [Ha, I knew he was an ass but I didn't think it'd kill me.]

Interviewer: [This could help in the long run you know.]

Person: [Ya right.]

Interviewer: [Is that everything you have to say?]

person: [ya.]

Dr Balbot turns to leave

person: [Wait.]

Interviewer: [yes, what is it Dr Klith?]

person: [If I don't make it out of here, promise me something.]

Interviewer: [What's that?]

person: [Make them Cut down the fucking shrubs in there.]

Interviewer: [Haha, I'll try. See you Dr Klith]

person: [You to Adam.]

<End Log>

Closing Statement: [The effects of SCP XXXX's aggression is taking a toll on Dr Klith. Further observation is required to fully under stand the effects of SCP XXXX on humans.]


Testing Reports

Test Number Procedure Date
001 A sample of SCP XXXX's spores was collected and injected into a 12x12 cm transparent box containing a live house fly. 10mins into the experiment the fly had fully decomposed and sprouted 3 copies of SCP XXXX. Within the following 2 days, SCP XXXX's fungal copies have burst, this leads us to believe that this is how SCP XXXX spreads over large distances. 2021-06-██
002 A 1mm x 2cm slice of SCP XXXX was retrieved and analyzed under a microscope. The cells of the fungus act in an unusual manor. The cells multiply then consume the older cells creating a larger cell. 2021-██-██
003 Testing the effects of SCP XXXX on SCP 008-1. SCP 008-1 experiences an initial withdrawal from SCP XXXX's spores causing it to collapse to the ground. 5 weeks into the experiment, SCP 008-1 has survived SCP XXXX's decomposition proses, SCP 008-1 is extremely disfigured by decomposition and is immobile. SCP XXXX's fungal Copies aren't bursting like seen in test 001, it seems SCP 008 has mutated SCP XXXX's fungus to decompose itself. SCP 008-1 was terminated and burned to prevent any spread of infection and potential creation of SCP XXXX-2. 2022-12-██
[REDACTED] Following the events of test ███ further experimentation is scheduled. SCP XXXX is Causing ███████ to swell and become bloated. SCP XXXX is exhibiting new behaviors, SCP XXXX has begun regeneration, creating a large █████ around ███████. This is believed to be SCP ████-2. a hole was drilled into SCP ████-2 to allow black powder to be poured inside and ignited. The Termination of SCP ████-2 was successful. [REDACTED]

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 13:00
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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP- 6041

Object Class: truculent

Special Containment Procedures: scp-6041 is to be contained within a 7x7 steel box with 7cm thick walls lined with

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

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DATE: 29 Apr 2021 12:27
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SCP-XXXX mid-leap

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX currently has no viable containment methods, and poses a possible risk is unlikely to pose a risk to on-site personnel. Should any staff witness its appearance, site command must be immediately notified. Staff are not to attempt to harm or incapacitate SCP-XXXX. Any targets must be subjected to immediate and indefinite quarantine examination and release procedures detailed in document XXXX-ERP-00 [deprecated].

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a small object, approximately eighteen centimetres in diameter. Its outer structure is composed primarily of a steel and copper shell, and its inner structure is currently unknown. Affixed to its shell are eight mechanical legs resembling those of a spider.

Every two to five days SCP-XXXX enters what is henceforth referred to as the FLAW cycle, which consists of four stages:

  • Formation- SCP-XXXX will appear in a seemingly random location, somewhere between five and sixty metres from where it last withdrew. To date, all formations have occurred at least twenty metres from any other anomalous objects or lifeforms.
  • Leap- Should a human (henceforth known as the “target”) come within line of sight of SCP-XXXX, it will use its appendages to propel itself towards their head. The longest recorded leap was fourteen metres, on its seventeenth FLAW cycle.
  • Affixation- SCP-XXXX will remain affixed to the target’s head, and press against their scalp. This lasts several seconds, during which the target feels no pain or discomfort.
  • Withdrawal- SCP-XXXX will then release itself from the target and fall towards the floor, disappearing directly before impact. Its location at this point remains unknown until the next iteration of its cycle.

Targets are seemingly unaffected by this process, and no traces of physical intrusion or anomalous/reality disrupting affects have been detected. It is hypothesized that SCP-XXXX feeds off of radiation from the human body.

Addendum XXXX-01:

As of 16/12/2021, SCP-XXXX has been neutralized by order of Site Command. The SCP-XXXX research team has been dissolved.

Document XXXX-TI-00: Timeline of Events

27/03/2021 First known SCP-XXXX appearance. Target is D-67300982, who is subsequently terminated and examined post-mortem.
30/03/2021 Second SCP-XXXX appearance. Target is D-35590184, who is subsequently examined and quarantined.
31/03/2021 SCP-XXXX is assigned a number and classification. SCP-XXXX research team assembled, led by Dr. Aspen.
5/04/2021 Third known appearance. Target is assistant researcher Tajemny, who is subsequently examined and quarantined.
26/04/2021 Date of tenth appearance. FLAW cycle patterns relayed to all staff onsite.
02/05/2021 Medical reports for all quarantined individuals return clean. Quarantined staff’s requests to return to work denied by Site Director James ██████.
19/06/2021 SCP-XXXX Research laboratory severely damaged in raid of Site ███ Northwest wing from operatives of unknown affiliation [see document X3-R-62YR]. Most SCP-XXXX documentation remains unharmed. Laboratory repairs are swiftly completed.
29/07/2021 Termination request denied by Dr. Aspen, as SCP-XXXX has not shown any confirmed hostility.
18/08/2021 Fifty-sixth appearance. Target is Site Director James ██████, who is subsequently quarantined.
19/08/2021 Requests for return to work accepted by Site Director James ██████ due to clean medical reports on all quarantined targets.
02/09/2021 Sixty-fourth appearance. Target is Dr. Aspen. Under new containment procedures, he returns to work after clearance from two onsite doctors.
12/11/2021 Eighty-third appearance. Target is ████████. Only known occurrence of [REDACTED]
13/11/2021 Under direction of Site Director James ██████, four J5-X class infrared scanners are placed near the last withdrawal location and relocated after each FLAW cycle.
25/11/2021 Level three cyberattack on Site ███ [see document Y7-C-92JF]. Due to much of the attack originating from applications tied to Dr. Aspen’s accounts, he is indefinitely suspended for investigation and Researcher Flynn assumes his position as lead of SCP-XXXX research team.
07/12/2021 Investigation concludes Dr. Aspen was unaware of the breach, and his position is reinstated.
13/12/2021 Ninety-second appearance. Target is D-38851094, who was located near a scanner at the time. Scan data is sent to SCP-XXXX research team for analysis.
15/12/2021 Results are returned indicating [DATA EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF SITE COMMAND]
15/12/2021 Order for neutralization of SCP-XXXX issued.
16/12/2021 Ninety-third appearance. Target is Junior Researcher Barnes. Both SCP-XXXX and target are terminated by facility guard Lara Pauling using a 9mm service pistol.
16/12/2021 Remains of SCP-XXXX are incinerated. SCP-XXXX reclassified as neutralized. SCP-XXXX research team dissolved and reassigned.


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