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DATE: 28 Apr 2021 01:18

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A section taken from the poem Roman de la Rose1 believing to be an artistic description of SCP-XXXX-A.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be kept in cold-storage in the medical wing of Site-43.

SCP-XXXX-B and SCP-XXXX-C are in joint containment; SCP-XXXX-B is to be on SCP-XXXX-C's person at all times. All locations and the timing of designated targets' meeting place described by SCP-XXXX-C are to be catalogued for future reference. SCP-XXXX-C is to be deployed at said locations at the approximate time and ordered to mark the targets. SCP-XXXX-C is to be held in a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-43 when not active.

These procedures are scheduled to be updated pending results from Addendum-05

Description: SCP-XXXX-A is the corpse of an entity comprised of Akiva energy2, resembling a human male in its early thirties. Two red wings protrude from the subject's back measuring 1 meter in height and having a wingspan of 2.5 meters; the wings are confirmed to be genetically similar to birds belonging to the Columbidae family. SCP-XXXX-A is dressed in a purple medieval-style tunic and breeches and is adorned with a crown constructed from pure gold. An abundant amount of gunshot wounds are present on SCP-XXXX-A's waist, torso and head, matching those of an FN P90 submachine gun.

SCP-XXXX-B is a modified sniper rifle colored in shades of light pink, dark red, and royal purple. Artistic engravings of roses are present on the main body of SCP-XXXX-B, and the holes of the muzzle and trigger guard are shaped in the style of a cartoon heart. A bow composed of sinew3 is wrapped around the stock and thus far resisted any attempts to untie or damage it. SCP-XXXX-B is capable of accepting any type of sniper ammunition and can be fired without complication. SCP-XXXX-B does not recoil when the trigger is pulled. Previously, SCP-XXXX-B had taken the form of a wooden recurve bow accompanied by a quiver of arrows with heart-shaped tips before morphing into its current form. SCP-XXXX-B can only be operated by SCP-XXXX-C, as it will fail to fire for any other individual.

SCP-XXXX-C is former Foundation security guard Ezekiel Todd, employed at Site-43 for over three years prior to SCP classification. SCP-XXXX-C possesses the same wing structure as SCP-XXXX-A but has demonstrated limited dexterity and proficiency in flying due to lack of experience4. SCP-XXXX-C constantly emits low levels of Akiva radiation which exponentially increase whenever the subject is welding SCP-XXXX-B, and will also be unperceivable to humans not associated with the Foundation. When SCP-XXXX-C uses SCP-XXXX-B to fire at two or more sentient beings, said beings will form romantic attachments towards each other, leading to the formation of intimate relationships if left uninterrupted. SCP-XXXX-C is innately able to sense when and where its presence is required to initiate the bonding process. SCP-XXXX-B is capable of nullifying its capacity of causing physical harm if certain measures are taken with SCP-XXXX-C (See Addendum-03 for further details).

History: On 02/14/2021, SCP-XXXX-A broke into Site-43 but was not detected by Foundation personnel until SCP-XXXX-C, with the use of the newly-developed OCULUS goggles5 witnessed SCP-XXXX-A preparing to use SCP-XXXX-B against Dr. Nicholas Cann and Helen Dray. Believing SCP-XXXX-A was attempting to assassinate them, SCP-XXXX-C opened fire on the entity, terminating it. The incident was captured on SCP-XXXX-C's OCULUS goggles.



The security system in Site-43 was alerted as a result and the security team was mobilized. All three anomalies were found in the hall in the pataphysical wing accompanied by four personnel. SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B were taken into containment; SCP-XXXX-C was placed into a temporary holding cell until a full assessment could be conducted. Accounts taken from personnel and SCP-XXXX-C, and the contents of the footage attracted high interest from the Theology and Teleology Department due to multiple indicators of the entity's origins. As such, they were tasked with research on all matters relating to SCP-XXXX. When questioned on its predicament, SCP-XXXX-C replied that while it was distressed at the idea of retiring from public life, it did comment that its wings were 'kind of neat at least.'

Addendum-01: On 2/15/21, various Exclusionary Sites9 reported that divorce rates across the globe had dramatically increased without apparent cause. This led to the conclusion that a CK-Class "End of Love" Scenario occurred the day prior. Director McInnis issued an emergency meeting and invited a handful of select personnel, including SCP-XXXX-C.



After the meeting, SCP-XXXX-C was sent to Site-43's shooting range and was ordered to practice using SCP-XXXX-B under the supervision of a Foundation sniper. SCP-XXXX-C revealed that its services were desperately needed in Canada, which is believed to be the epicenter of the CK-Class Scenario. SCP-XXXX-C collaborated with Foundation personnel in creating a detailed map for tracking required interventions and scheduling strategic deployments.

Addendum-02: Shortly after being approved for deployment, SCP-XXXX-C stated that its presence was needed near a restaurant within the city of Windsor. A handful agents were tasked with assisting and protecting SCP-XXXX-C during its activities. Agent Donovan and Agent Khan were personally assigned to SCP-XXXX-C due to their familiarity with the subject.



SCP-XXXX-C was successful in locating and firing at both targets. Agent Donovan and SCP-XXXX-C drove away from the area without complication. Agent Khan was tackled and arrested by several policemen on his way back to the car. After Agent Khan was detained on suspicions of terrorism, Foundation assets proceeded with presenting falsified information to the public while disclosing certain information relating to SCP-XXXX to the Canadian diplomats in order to secure the agent's release.

Unlike previous tests, the bullet had physically interacted with the subjects, causing them to be wounded. The couple (later identified as Bryan Cover and Allyssa Green) were brought to a nearby hospital where they fully recovered. After being discharged, Cover's status on his social media account changed from being 'single' to now 'in a relationship.'

Addendum-03: Despite the success of SCP-XXXX-C's first deployment, further issues arose in relation to its abilities. While SCP-XXXX-C can potentially mark any sentient creature, it was shown that the marking of select individuals dramatically reduced the threat of the CK-Class Scenario. Furthermore, personnel from the Theology and Teleology Section theorized that the reason SCP-XXXX-B reacted differently to non-Foundation individuals was due to SCP-XXXX-C's metaphysical importance to the human psyche.

While the Foundation recognizes SCP-XXXX-C as an Akiva-based entity, non-Foundation individuals would not subconsciously recognize it as such which resulted in SCP-XXXX-B behaving like an non-anomalous sniper rifle. To amend this, a new outfit was assigned to SCP-XXXX-C to wear for further deployments in the future10. SCP-XXXX-C initially protested but eventually complied upon hearing the impending consequences for refusal. Soon after, SCP-XXXX-C was approved for deployment again. On 03/15/2021 a complication arose when SCP-XXXX-C accidently marked the wrong targets, resulting in a relationship's destruction.



Agent Donovan was suspended from his assignment due to both being recently affected by the CK Scenario and demonstrating emotionally comprised behavior and was given temporary leave. SCP-XXXX-C was disheartened with this decision and requested that it to be overturned; Site Director McInnis denied this request.

Addendum-04: After returning to Site-43, SCP-XXXX-C sent a formal request involving the assignment of a personal therapist to its case on the basis that this measure would help it on further deployments. It also contracted Dr. Nass about viewing information involving SCP-XXXX-A from the Theology and Teleology Department. Both requests were approved.

In the weeks that followed, SCP-XXXX-C demonstrated significant behavior changes as it became deeply involved with positive reinforcement training and meditation with help from its therapist. It was also around this time that SCP-XXXX-C became better acquainted with its wings, allowing it the ability to fly for at extremely short distances.

In more recent deployments, SCP-XXXX-C's marking of selected targets reduced the effects of the CK Scenario in Canada tremendously, overall decreasing the divorce rates to near cessation. This led to the discovery that SCP-XXXX-C's mental state was a key component for its anomalous capabilities, as when combined with its physical appearance it was able to increase the effectiveness of SCP-XXXX-B. SCP-XXXX-C again requested that Agent Donovan and Agent Khan be reassigned to its case; this was approved on the reasoning that it would improve SCP-XXXX-C's morale, making it more effective in deployment.



Following the latest deployment of 05/02/2021, SCP-XXXX-C successfully halted the CK Scenario in Canada which has furthermore has shown signs of receding. More notably, a small portion of divorces and relationship cessations have been completely reversed, including Agent Donovan's. SCP-XXXX-C's anomalous capabilities have been heightened to the point that its present attire was no longer necessary and it has been allowed to change back into its former uniform. Upon receiving this news, SCP-XXXX-C, Agent Khan, and Agent Donovan requested a bottle of whisky, food items from purchased from ████████ ████, and private use of the Site-43 Pursuit and Suppression Section break room. Request accepted.

Addendum-05: On 07/12/2021, the Theology and Teleology department devised a breakthrough for transferring the anomalous capabilities of SCP-XXXX-C onto other Foundation personnel. This process involves SCP-XXXX-C pressing a finger against the chest where the heart is located and concentrating a small portion of Akiva energy into the individual. While these individuals (Designated SCP-XXXX-D) do not posses SCP-XXXX-C's flight or innate knowledge, they do possess a lesser version of its antimemetic qualities and are able to mark individuals via physical contact.

Project Heartstring was formed to reduce the effects of the CK Scenario worldwide, leading to the creation of MTF Alpha-214 ("Cupid's Angels"). MTF Alpha-214 is tasked with marking designated targets with assistance from SCP-XXXX-C in relaying location information. SCP-XXXX-C was also promoted to captain of MTF Alpha-214 through proper training and was authorized to be deployed outside of Canada. With current estimates, it is predicted that the CK Scenario will be fully reversed by 2035.

Agent Donovan and Agent Khan were taken off the SCP-XXXX assignment and allowed to resume their normal duties. Permission to allow SCP-XXXX-C visitation rights to Agent Donovan and Agent Khan once bi-monthly has been granted.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: 6000contestmooagain!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 27 Apr 2021 23:51

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Object Class: Enochian11

Special Containment Procedures: Currently, containment of SCP-6000 is not possible due to its widespread influence over the civilian population. Preservation of the veil is no longer a priority; efforts are instead to be focused on the rehabilitation of SCP-6000-A instances and the preparation of the global population for future SCP-6000 alterations. Foundation staff altered by SCP-6000 may continue their existing roles in the Foundation following a two week adjustment period.

Description: SCP-6000 is the global restructuring event that has currently impacted roughly one third of all animal life on Earth. Since 21/06/2021, life forms in the Animalia kingdom unpredictably undergo rapid transformation, developing into decapodal crustaceans with typical subjects being around 40 cm in height. These subjects, hereafter referred to as SCP-6000-A instances, develop a pair of claws on their front most limbs as well as a thick chitinous exoskeleton over a flat disk-like body. Instances of SCP-6000-A are primarily aquatic, but can survive out of water indefinitely as long as their gills hold a layer of water. Their middle six legs are typically used for walking on the sea floor, while their backmost legs are flatter and used for swimming.

Despite these extreme biological changes, SCP-6000-A instances that were previously human retain a human level of consciousness and all memories formed before the transformation. There is no known way to revert SCP-6000-A instances back into their previous forms.

Since SCP-6000 began, animal life on earth has been transformed into SCP-6000-A instances at an exponential rate, with current estimates placing the completion of SCP-6000 around the middle of 2028.

Addendum 1: The following transcript was taken from the video series The New Carcinized World, made by Doctor Francis Hernandez, the lead researcher for SCP-6000. Hernandez communicated using a text-to-speech program and a keyboard specially designed for their claws.

Coming Out of Your Shell


[BEGIN LOG]

Hernandez: Hello. Right now, there are two types of people on this planet. Either you've already been changed like me, or you're just waiting for the inevitable. Either way, you're here to know what it feels like and how you will continue life as close to normally as you can.

Hernandez: I know it may be upsetting to see your body go through these changes, but rest assured, we here at the SCP Foundation are doing everything we can to make the transition easier.

The video cuts to footage of a Foundation-run rehabilitation center, showing many human Foundation staff and civilian volunteers assisting newly transformed SCP-6000-A instances adjust to their new bodies. Hernandez continues speaking offscreen.

Hernandez: It may take weeks or even months, but once you grow accustomed to the new you, it'll feel like you never had a human body.

The scene changes to a small under water apartment complex designed to be inhabited by SCP-6000-A instances. Several can be seen walking through the building.

Hernandez: Just remember, there's nothing wrong with being a crab.

[END LOG]

The Foundation currently maintains four settlements designed to accommodate SCP-6000-A instances that do not wish or are unable to remain in their previous homes. Each settlement features housing for roughly five million SCP-6000-A instances in apartment complexes, as well as sustainable algae farms and tidal power generation. Foundation personnel who have become SCP-6000-A instances are permitted to transfer to these settlements at the discretion of their respective Site Director.

Settlement Current Status
Settlement Alpha (Atlantis Two) Located alongside the Great Barrier Reef. City is autonomous to the point that it requires little Foundation intervention.
Settlement Beta (Dahut) Located in the Mediterranean Sea. City has created a self sustaining economy with Settlement Delta and does not require Foundation intervention.
Settlement Gamma (Krust) Located in the Gulf of Mexico. City is currently under foundation control to moderate mass immigration from the the USA.
Settlement Delta (New London) Located in the English Channel. City is under control of the European Union and requires no Foundation intervention.

In addition to these settlements, the Foundation has funded a global campaign to assist SCP-6000 instances in adjusting to their new bodies. This campaign is organized by the Ethics committee and employs Foundation staff experienced in anomalous bodily transformations and civilian volunteers. These volunteers are given level 0 clearance and access only to a limited selection of this file.

The following transcript was taken from the video series Talk to the Claws, made by Doctor Francis Hernandez.

Talk to the Claws Ep 1


[BEGIN LOG]

Hernandez: Welcome to another guide to your new life. One thing you may have noticed about your new body is the inability to speak. Well the SCP Foundation has the help you need, in Crab Sign Language, or CSL for short.

Hernandez: In this video series, I'll be showing you some of the most common phrases you'll need to learn to get by in the SCP-6000 resettlement facilities.

Hernandez: Before we begin, remember that when saying a name or other proper noun, you'll have to spell it out one letter at a time. Just check the link in the description that you'll find a chart of every letter in the CSL alphabet. Once you know all the letters, we'll move on to a few simple greetings. Starting with; Hello.

The video shows Hernandez pressing their right claw up to their head and bringing it down to the side.

Hernandez: That's all it is. Pretty simple really. Let's do something a bit longer. A basic introduction for your name. You say 'my name' and then you spell whatever your name is.

The video shows Hernandez pressing their right claw against their abdomen, tapping the pincers of both claws together twice, and spelling out H-E-R-N-A-N-D-E-Z.

Hernandez: And that's all you need to introduce yourself as a crab. Join us tomorrow for more handy tips. Or should I say clawsy tips?

[END LOG]

Any individuals fluent in CSL are eligible to volunteer in their local SCP-6000-A rehabilitation facility. To do so, please submit a copy of the following form to moc.tenpics|pleh0006pcs#moc.tenpics|pleh0006pcs

SCP FOUNDATION VOLUNTEER FORM



FILLER TEXT
Your Name:
Location of the facility you wish to volunteer for:
Please select your current status:
Please describe your past experiences with SCP-6000-A instances, if any.
Please describe your past experiences with the anomalous, if any.
Please describe your past experiences with non-anomalous crabs and other crustaceans, if any.
Please describe why you wish to volunteer for the Foundation.
Please tell us how long you wish to volunteer for the Foundation.

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CLASSIFIED

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A remain of SCP-6000.

Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class: Esoteric

Secondary Class: Vinimenta12


Special Containment Procedures


Due to the nature of SCP-6000, containment of SCP-6000 is near-impossible by foundation standards. All the consequences13 of the Industrial Revolution has reached a no-turn zone, as civilization has progressed far beyond the reach of containment. Any type of containment is forbidden as it would result in the destruction of humanity and an IK14-Class Scenario by means of nuclear winter or a complete rewrite and retrogression of civilization.


Description


SCP-6000 refers to the Industrial Revolution from 1760's to the mid 1800's. During SCP-6000, humanity progressed from agricultural and small farming villages to manufacturing goods and operating machinery in factories and large urban cities.

The biggest problem with SCP-6000 is what's known as the Intellectual Retrogress15. Ever since SCP-6000, the Intellectual Retrogress (SCP-6000-A) has been affecting all of humanity for centuries. With the advancement of materialistic things, the use for intellectuality has declined amongst the entire population of the world. SCP-6000 has a direct effect on the knowledge of human beings, making them less aware of everything around them and making the "average human dumber than usual".

With the development of SCP-6000-A, and possible future outcomes, humanity is on a set course for downfall and an IK-Class Scenario, where humanity will tear itself from the inside out and cause a massive downfall in civilization, whether it's warfare, economic crisis, or any other human-related disaster.

After SCP-6000 occurs (which has already happened) SCP-6000-A is a guaranteed outcome for humanity's future, whether it happens tomorrow or in a thousand years, no one can be too sure of the final outcome of SCP-6000-A.


1760 SCP-6000 begins in Britain
1830's SCP-6000 spreads to other empires and countries such as Germany and France
1830's SCP-6000 ventures to the Americas and becomes worldwide
1840-present SCP-6000 develops into modern society
Present SCP-6000-A is currently developing constantly and has an undetermined date of outcome.
Future During any time of the future, SCP-6000-A will cause the downfall of humanity from themselves16

SCP-6000-B - Intellectual Annihilation


The expected outcome of SCP-6000-A is known as "Intellectual Annihilation". The date as to which SCP-6000-B occurs is unknown to everyone, which makes it a massive threat to all of humanity and the foundation. When SCP-6000-B occurs, all of humanity will perish within days, weeks, or months. Possible outcomes include, but not limited to:

  • Nuclear Warfare
  • World War III
  • Economic Crisis
  • Worldwide blackout
  • Climate Change
  • Destruction of all resources
  • Overpopulation
  • Laboratory-made pathogen

SCP-6000-B is classified as "the endpoint of humanity" and there is no stopping SCP-6000-B, since the Industrial Revolution has already taken place.


Journal Entry - Site Director of Site-211


I noticed something odd. People are stupid, but not the way you might think. No, EVERYONE is stupid, though… not stupid enough to die, yet? They know how to work the machines, how to use guns, and how to kill other people, but when it comes to common sense and basic knowledge, they lack anything? I thought I stopped taking LSD three years ago, but apparently not. Unless I'm onto something, there's no way something is not up.


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The brain of a human is complex as of today. With many different regions and parts that help determine the outcome of practically every single task with thousands of messages running through the body a second, the brain is the driving force of the human.

Before SCP-6000, the human brain was far more advanced intellectually than it is now. Processing things approximately 2x quicker, with tens of thousands of signals per second, and larger in relative size, the brain functioned a lot better than it does now. The average human had a basic understanding of "common sense" and how to not to "fuck itself in the ass".

After SCP-6000, the brain was shown to decline in size drastically, making the average persons head relatively smaller than pre-industrial revolution humans. Reaction times and message-sending decreased significantly, and body parts located in the brain vanished as SCP-6000-A started taking course. The average person still has basic understanding of common sense, though can be described as "wanting to fuck itself in the ass".


Addendum 6000-1; The Great Depression


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SCP-XXXX shortly after being contained

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at isolated site ██████ in a sealed 10x10 room. SCP-XXXX is not to be moved from the north facing position outside of testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an antique copper weather vane adorned with a rooster and letters representing the four directions. When SCP-XXXX is turned to point in any direction, excluding the north point, a small localized storm will manifest in a mile radius of SCP-XXXX.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is allowed to roam the site and does not have to return to is cell whenever there is a breakout, for it can not leave or be destroyed, it cell is to be supplied with other cubes like it to keep it entertained.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 13x13x13 white cube made out of a mix of plastic and metal with tracks on the bottom and a scratched out name on the side and is been proven capable of understanding any language. SCP-XXXX can roll up to 5 mph but has been proven to be indestructible so it has no need to run. SCP-XXXX has a hatch that opens to a small container that has a bell and some pencils and small pieces of paper it uses to communicate with staff, all doors are to be opened when SCP-XXXX want through. SCP-XXXX will sometimes store small items such as small plastic pencil sharpeners and fruit snacks and other snack foods and bring them to those it thinks are in need of them.

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr.█████

Foreword: Dr.█████ wanted to test the abilities of SCP-XXXX

<Begin Log>

Interviewer: What is your name?

SCP: Writes a long series of numbers resembling a serial number

Interviewer: Who made you?
SCP: I dont know
Interviewer: What are you?
SCP: A computer with tracks
Interviewer: So your sentient
SCP:I am, i was made that way
Interviewer:
SCP:
<End Log

Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]

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The following SCPs are classified under different main themes:

Emotional

Seeking Greenlights: Yes

Page Type: SCP Article

Genre (Optional): Horror (Kinda, but not much), Emotional, Mystery

Page Layout (Optional): A normal format article except with additional medical files, found records and found experiment files.

Elevator Pitch: SCP-XXXX: an anomalous area/town located in [REDACTED]. The area appears to be an abandoned town with an asylum located on top of a hill at the edge of it. SCP-XXXX anomalous properties are similar to an anti-memetic, as its location is hidden and is near impossible to locate. The location also seems to be surrounded by a barrier in which SCP-XXXX-A cannot pass through (Meaning it cannot leave the area). Despite its anomalous properties, the space within the barrier seems to have a very high hume level.

SCP-XXXX-A: It is a female humanoid who inhabits the area of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-A is a sort of cyborg, with only parts of its body (Lower arms, lower legs, ribs, and brain) entirely replaced by anomalous technology. It can manifest a field of flowers, on command, if it is happy. When doing so, the hume level around that specific field rises drastically (An ironic reality bender). SCP-XXXX-A wears a maid dress, has eyes with no pupils, and can only make one expression on its face, a subtle smile. Any other emotions can only be indicated by their actions and behavior.

Central Narrative: SCP-XXXX was discovered when a strange distorted signal was detected by a site. When traced to its origin, it lead them to a location that could not be detected under satellite radar. In the area, as described, was an abandoned town with an asylum. the foundation investigated the asylum.
In the asylum, they met SCP-XXXX-A. They tried to bring it to containment. It was then, they discovered SCP-XXXX-A could not leave SCP-XXXX due to the barrier(Only SCP-XXXX-A was affected by the barrier). she was the one who used a communication system, in one of the asylum rooms, to send a distress signal and hoped someone (other than the Diamond Genesis) would respond.
After several interviews (With Dr. Adamant) and research on files found in the asylum, they discovered the it was a human-experimentation-camp that was run by an anomalous group named Diamond Genesis (DG). SCP-XXXX-A explained they experimented on "crazed" people, mostly children, and made them sane again, but at a cost of making them anomalies.

The goal of DG is explained in draft.

One incident, An unknown entity broke into SCP-XXXX and killed every guard near SCP-XXXX-A containment post. Through video feed, the entity spoke to SCP-XXXX-A, trying to convince her to come with the entity and escape and that they know a way for SCP-XXXX-A to pass the barrier. SCP-XXXX-A refuses immediately (Reasoning: follow Hook-grabber). The entity follows up an argument with how DG treated "them". their feud was mainly SCP-XXXX-A convincing the entity to stay and fall into custody of the Foundation, and that it is safer here ( bringing up Dr. Adamant). As soon as MTF arrived the entity vanished to thin air and SCP-XXXX-A was seen crying on the floor. The foundation was unable to find out the way SCP-XXXX-A could get out of the barrier.

Hook/Attention-Grabber: SCP-XXXX-A explains that there were others like her but due to an unknown incident where their experiment failed, the rest of the 4 anomalous being escaped, leaving SCP-XXXX-A behind. And she feared that one day the Diamond Genesis would come back and take her. She explained that the organization was horrible and refuses to emphasize why. Due to this, SCP-XXXX-A was happy to be in Foundation custody, saying the tests and living condition it provides to SCP-XXXX-A is "way" better than how DG treated her.

Additional Notes: Medical files, records, and experimentation files are written in the draft to explain the DG and how it may be a threat to the SCP Foundation.


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Item #: SCP XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP XXXX appears to be a humanoid, 40 year old male with leathery skin, brown hair, grey eyes, and short brown hair with a short beard.