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DATE: 11 Apr 2021 04:39

Short Essays for people whose work I critique, if I refer them here (most people can ignore this):

+ You need Characters
+ You need a Narrative
+ Your Concept Thread needs to be complete

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DATE: 11 Apr 2021 03:47

hmmmmm i need to learn more about css

loam
actual scp ideas
here for the poem?
28 fishtanks
super-secret cool project
crazy ass shit

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DATE: 11 Apr 2021 03:09
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Collaborative Task Force Overlord-1 ("Expunged Minds") Secure Dossier Folder

Task Force Overview: Collaborative Task Force Overlord-1, is a rapid response team and clean up crew that work primarily within a certain area around La Morinda, California. Although they operations are based in Site-89, they travel all over the world and work with a plethora of task forces, including Alpha-11, Beta-12, and Kappa-43. This joint force specializes in the capture of Personnel Of Interest, Items Of Interest, and Groups Of Interest within a close proximity of a civilian population, capable of completing their objective and covering up their presence.

When on assignment, the task force carries two detachments of operatives, one with standard issue task force gear representing Titan-1, and the other with the cleaning up protocols of Titan-2.
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DATE: 11 Apr 2021 00:01

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SCP-XXXX photographed upon containment.

Special Containment Procedures: No physical measures are necessary for SCP-XXXX's containment. All civilians that observe SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class B amnestics immediately and returned to their homes following standard amnestic treatment protocol.

Local meteorological stations are to be given an official warning to not observe or cover any activity within 500 meters of SCP-XXXX. Undercover field agents are to further reinforce this protocol.

SCP-XXXX-1 is to be stored in a standard object containment vault. During SCP-XXXX's "energetic" state, SCP-XXXX-1 is to be examined for changes regarding its printed messages.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a semispherical spatial anomaly with a radius of 150 meters located in Worms, Nebraska. The exterior of SCP-XXXX is comprised of a volumetrically dense fog, which has been proven impermeable via standard D-Class testing. Approximately once per month, SCP-XXXX undergoes atypical, "energetic" behavior, wherein sprites4 can be witnessed within the object. Additionally, during this period, a humanoid utterance is audible within SCP-XXXX5.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was originally discovered on 19/1/2008 by a local meteorological station when an unnatural quantity of sprites appeared throughout SCP-XXXX. Shortly after this event was documented, a previously nonfunctioning nearby Foundation printer within Site-11, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1, began emitting red ink and parchment6. SCP-XXXX-1 was contained and remained inactive until the events of Addendum XXXX-1.

A research outpost7 was erected 100 meters East of SCP-XXXX, where SCP-XXXX-1 was kept on standby in a standard object storage locker.

Addendum XXXX-1: On 27/2/2008, during SCP-XXXX's "energetic" state, SCP-XXXX-1 emitted two sheets of parchment. Red ink had been used to print English characters onto them, however, the ink had spoiled portions of the text by a simple spill or possible overflow of ink8. They are documented below verbatim.

Long greasy swaths of veins and skin twang, resounding over the countryside. They sway like clotheslines in the fields, tainting the long dry grass that they so delicately brush against. I watch the procession of fibrous tendons web themselves over th[illegible]nge skyline; interwoven cloth. Inside, I hunch over to peer at the inky black machine that has veins sprouting from its[illegible] paper beside the device is spattered in blood, its fine print bleeds and warps over its surface.

YOU TOOK HIM FROM ME, ANNETTE
OLD MAN GOT GNAWED
[illegible] I HEARD YOU TALKING TO THE PILE IN THE ATTIC
NEVER AGAIN
HAVEN'T YOU HE[illegible]
HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT FOR A DAY TRIP LATER THIS [illegible]
LET ME OUT OF THE ATTIC LELIA
ALL OF THE SHEEP STILL HAVE THEIR [illegible]

Addendum XXXX-2: Recovered from SCP-XXXX-1 on 21/3/2008.

I miss when the messages used to be clean and crisp and weren’t soaked in gore. [illegible] I venture out into the shimmering grass, wooden door slamming in the bristling wind. Skies reflect a diseased purple and the tendrils slash across like hot wires. I see the Skein in the distant fog, fluttering with the lights of a million lanterns. He raises his head and I reach towards the violently trembling rope beside me. “There there,” I think because I know that it will never get better. A freshly damp paper lies [illegible] desk.

HHHHHHHHHH
AMAUGOUTTEN THLEFDS
WH [illegible] OUYUU AURE
EEEOAUU UUUUZNZNSNNSS UUPUPNN
AUUAUJJUUR EUE [illegible]
QOO [illegible] OOQALLOOUBBB
I CAIN FEAL YOUUUSDFIOUU

Addendum XXXX-3: Recovered from SCP-XXXX-1 on 30/4/2008.

Over the windowsill, through the tin cans and dead foliage and grime, I see him looking at me. I sit on the decayed chair and stretch my fingers out to the shimmering contraption.

Dear Skein,

I begin, but the gales and the Skein are screaming now. The doldrums above crackle their rage, striking the dry grass with red lightn[illegible]. The Skein raises its head to the churning sky, howling. The house rattles its protest. The window panes shiver their terror. The voice in my skull who told me everything will return to peace is squashed by the misery of a god. [illegible] The device on my desk clatters and sputters out scarlet ink-strewn papers. I hold them in my hands. Words after incoherent screams gallop ‘round my room, plastering the walls and my skin [illegible]. In the fields, I hear him screaming.

DEAR SKEIN
D [illegible] EAAR SKEEEEIN
DEAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA [illegible] AAA

Following Addendum XXXX-3, a silhouetted figure was photographed, illuminated by the sprites within SCP-XXXX.

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3/5247 LEVEL 3/5247

CLASSIFIED

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Item #: SCP-5247

Object Class: Safe
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SCP-5247's containment box following it's discovery.

Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-5247 Instances are to be kept in a large wooden box in E Wing Storage room A-2 located in Site-64. SCP-5247 can only be accessed by level 3 or higher personnel. Due to congnitohazard all personnel is prohibited from looking at SCP-5247 Instances

Description: SCP-5247 is a collection of 4 china dolls designated SCP-5247 1-3 Each SCP-5247 Instance represents a method of death. If any humanoid looks at a certain SCP-5247 Instance in the eyes they will die depending on the effects of the Instance. Each Instance kills any humanoid that has made eye contact with it after 10-24 days.

Bellow are all SCP-5247 cognitohazard effects.

SCP-5247-1 is a white female china doll with red hair and has red pupils. SCP-5247-1 represents death by burning. The humanoid that is to look at SCP-5247-1’s eyes will burn to death in between 10-24 days, the exact way death occurs between victims varies (See Test Log-5247-1)

SCP-5247-2 is a black male china doll with no hair and has purple pupils. SCP-5247-2represents death by poison. The humanoid that is to look at SCP-5247-2’s eyes will be poisoned to death by consuming any liquid they drink in 10-24 days.

SCP-5247-3 is a white male china doll with blonde hair and blue pupils. SCP-5247-3 is a represents death by drowning. Any humanoid that is to look at SCP-5247-3’s eyes will drown in an ocean, lake or pond in the next 10-24 days.9

Discovery: All SCP-5247 instances were discovered by John Lorrein on █/█/2008, the foundation was called after 5 family members including John died by fire at almost exact dates, a foundation agent was called to investigate the Lorrein residence. The agent looked at SCP-5247-1 during investigation, he burned to death 13 days later. All SCP-5247 Instances were taken into containment at Site-64.

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DATE: 10 Apr 2021 15:41

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Gluttony is an understatement

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXX is to be kept in a modified, hermetically sealed humanoid containment cell lined with at least 80 cm of lead. The cell is to have the shower, sink, and toilet removed to prevent contamination of site water supply

Additionally, a Geiger counter is to be mounted on the inner portion of the cell’s door, with hourly readings logged into site ████’s database. Should radiation exceed 5Gy within the chamber, it is to be flooded with a mixture of concrete and lead epoxy until radiation returns to safe levels.

Personnel entering SCP-XXX’s containment chamber or interacting with it must wear a standard foundation hazmat suit. Personnel are to spend a maximum of 30 minutes in SCP-XXX’s containment cell per 2 weeks to avoid radiation sickness.

Personnel entering SCP-XXX’s containment chamber or interacting with it must wear a standard foundation hazmat suit. Personnel are to spend a maximum of 30 minutes in SCP-XXX’s containment cell per 2 weeks to avoid radiation sickness.

A modified relative gravimeter is to be mounted to the floor in the center of the cell, with readings fed into six Opposing Normal Force Generators10 located outside of the cell: one of each is to be placed and pointed to each wall, the ceiling, and the floor, respectively.11

Weekly checks are to be performed on the Gravimeter within SCP-XXX’s cell, with calibrations being performed as needed. Bi-yearly checks are to be performed on the lead casing of the cell to gauge integrity and repair it as needed.

Cooperative behavior is to be rewarded with human contact and conversation via manual sign language12.

SCP-XXX-1 is to be held in a separate facility in a secure container, and requires three Level 2 clearance personnel to remove and/or transport it.

Description:

SCP-XXX is a humanoid of Egyptian descent, with an approximate height of 172.8 cm, and an approximate weight of 108.8 kg. Its head is entirely covered by a large, helmet-like structure composed of an alloy of lead, iron, and ███████. The structure is affixed to SCP-XXX's body via a curved metal plate, held in place by rivets that attach to its clavicles and spine, as well as a captive bolt attached to the sternum, allowing SCP - XXX to expand its chest to breathe.

The helmet structure covering SCP - XXX’s head is of similar size and shape to a spherical diving helm, with an outer width of 47.3cm, the inner thickness of the structure is estimated to be between 2.6 cm and 7.4 cm.

The outside of the helmet structure is heavily dented and marred, with certain portions appearing to have been carved away. Undamaged parts of the structure have patterns matching modified Sumerian glyphs and art, as well as Hieratic script. The main piece of the front of the structure appears to be a motif of a set of large human teeth, with 4 extra cuspids and 8 extra molars. The back of the structure is dominated by a locking mechanism with 112 pins, the alignment of which changes every 55.8 minutes.

X-rays have shown that this structure has effectively decapitated SCP- XXX, with a metal plate bisecting the neck where it would enter the helmet structure, however this does not seem to have injured SCP-XXX, as it is still able to function as if its head were still attached.

Despite SCP-XXX’s seeming inability to eat and breath due to it's helmet, it has yet to expire of malnutrition or suffocation, meaning that it may be obtaining nutrients and air via an as of yet undiscovered method.13

SCP-XXX has an extreme amount of excess dermal tissue, with an estimated 12 square meters of skin. This large amount of extra weight makes it difficult for SCP - XXX to walk and interact with objects without its excess skin getting in the way. This is exacerbated by its atrophied muscles. As such, most of its time is spent sitting on the bed in its cell, even appearing to sleep this way.

SCP-XXX- is a 4-sided, 20cm long key that appears to change structure to fit the pins of the lock on SCP-XXX’s helmet every 55.8 minutes. The handle appears to have at one point had carvings similar to those on SCP-XXX’s helmet structure, though they appear to have been eroded away, most likely by SCP-XXX rubbing its fingers over it. (Possible self-soothing gesture? - Researcher Days)

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 10 Apr 2021 15:39

Item #: SCP-7303 "The woman of wrath"

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: The entity is to be kept in a 5 by 5 standard humanoid containment cell. The walls are to be made out of stainless steel. If seditions are accepted the entity is to be interviewed by Class-Disposable. If the entity breaches all nearby doors are to be locked as quickly as possible. The entity is to be injected with a tracking device every month.
The cell is to be kept as warm as 30 C0 to 45 C0. The cell is to be cleaned on a monthly basis. If the entity "Wakes up" the on-site nuclear warhead is to be detonated, and it has been calculated that it will happen in 2035. All the MTF units are to come immediately, and operation Alpha-zeta is to take place. All the SCP's are to be set free, and everyone is to kill themselves, and the whole population on earth including animals are to be killed as quickly as possible. The end-of-the-world XK class end of the world scenario is to be expected if the entity wakes up.

Description: SCP-7303 is a homo-sapien type woman. The entity seems to be able to change shape. But this might be a mimetic effect. and has symbols of demonic faith. The entity seems to be able to speak telepathically. But this is unknown
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DATE: 10 Apr 2021 12:37

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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Uncontainable

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is uncontainable due to the number of individuals affected. Instances of SCP-XXXX-J that have been kept for research purposes are kept in standard humanoid containment in Site-17.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J describes every human who dislikes pineapple on pizza. An estimated 70% of the world's population is affected. Instances of SCP-XXXX-J are caused by a genetic mutation which causes the individual's taste buds to become averse to pineapple on pizza. When in close proximity to pineapple on pizza, instances of SCP-XXXX-J become very aggressive and hostile, often attempting to violently destroy the innocent pizza. Research of affected individuals concludes that the genetic mutation causes instances of SCP-XXXX-J to have around 40% less chance of attracting a sexual partner. The mutation is also associated with causing very enlarged eyes, ears and nose, increased amount of facial blemishes, increase in facial hair around the neck in males, and extremely bad breath due to the lack of pineapple enzymes in the diet. Affected persons also eat normal, bland cheese pizza, and they eat most other foods without salt or spices of any kind. They also claim that ketchup is spicy, they pick onions and mushrooms out of their food, and they eat boxed KRAFT macaroni and cheese for every other meal.

Interview Log 11/4/██: Dr. ██████, SCP-XXXX-J-41
Dr. ██████: Please explain to me why pineapple doesn't go on pizza.
SCP-XXXX-J-41: It just doesn't, okay!
Dr. ██████: But why doesn't it?
SCP-XXXX-J-41: Because it tastes bad!
Dr. ██████: When was the last time you had a pineapple pizza?
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SCP-XXXX-J-41: I don't know…
Dr. ██████: So how do you know it tases bad then?
SCP-XXXX-J-41: FRUIT DOESN'T GO ON PIZZA!
Dr. ██████: You put tomato sauce on pizz-
SCP-XXXX-J-41 F*CK YOU!
Dr. ██████: Please calm dow-
SCP-XXXX-J-41: YOU CALM THE F*CK DOWN!
Dr. ██████: I'm not the one shouting.
SCP-XXXX-J-41: SHUT THE F*CK UP! PINEAPPLE DOES NOT GO ON PIZZA. I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IF I SEE ANOTHER GODDAMN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN AND MURDER EVERY PINEAPPLE PIZZA EATER THERE EVER HAS BEEN. BURN THE PINEAPPLE! DOWN WITH THE PINEAPPLE EMPIRE! ITALY WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE! BURN! DESTROY! FREE THE PIZZA FROM THE TYRANNY OF BIG PINEAPPLE! LONG LIVE THE ANTI-PINEAPPLE RESIS-
(SCP-XXXX-J-41 suffers an aneurysm and dies)
END LOG

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Hellbyte!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 10 Apr 2021 09:52
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    animation-name: arrowspin;
    animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
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}
 
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}
 
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    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);}
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);}
}
 
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    to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;}
}
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}
 
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    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); }
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
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}

Special Containment Procedures:SCP-6373 cannot be truly contained due to the nature of its abilities. It is continually monitored by 3 large foundation satellites placed in low orbit of Neptune.

Description: SCP-6373 is a large and black triangular prism approximately 37.33 meters in above ground height, rotated to stand upright on its left side. It is located at the exact point of Neptune's northern magnetic pole and moves with it along Neptune's surface by unknown means. SCP-6373 was initially discovered by a foundation observatory accidentally. Its true physical existence was then confirmed by a probe. After discovery, several administrative foundation staff involved with the monitoring of SCP-6373 began having visual hallucinations of SCP-6373.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Area-01 Seminar with Doctor Ross!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 10 Apr 2021 00:56

"Hello everybody, please take a seat. Please remember to sit at your assigned seat, you should be able to figure out where you sit. You are all now some of the most important people in this country. Doctor Harvey, why are you sitting in Doctor Bushan's seat? Yes, thank you. Jesus Christ these people. Now that we've all settled down, I'd like to begin the seminar. Yes, Joel please hit the lights."

"Good day, Level 4 personnel and attending assistants. I am Doctor Arthur Ross, project head in this area. Some of you will notice that my brother Paul is not currently here with us today. He's busy over at Site-89 with the rest of the kids playing in the sandbox. This is where the real work is done, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, congrats. Welcome to the big kids' playground, the one you always admired when you were too young to go. You're finally there. This is possibly one of the most secretive areas in the Foundation, there isn't even a log of this place on any record. And no, I can't tell you where we are, standard protocol, I'm sure you understand."

"You'll see that I'm joined by O5-2 and O5-11 today, Don't worry, you're not special. they're just here on their way to Site-89, just near here. Oh, I'm sorry Harvey, did I hurt your feelings? Sit the fuck back down and get away from my podium. That's what I thought, I'll talk to you after the seminar. But first, I have to tell you a bit of information."

"You'll see on the slideshow behind me that there is a large cube, that cube is currently containing … well, "containing" SCP-MARE, the reason I don't call it by a number is that every time a number is written in regards to this entity, it somehow knows that we're talking about it, but it seems unable to recognize the letters. You all saw this in the document distributed to you on your way in. And trust me, this is the least anomalous thing it does. I can tell, you're all thinking: "This is so boring, why was I brought here?" Well. I'll tell you."

"Now. Let's move onto the fun stuff, shall we? What are you going to do here? It appears to already be contained right? Right? You are dead wrong. To all personnel outside of this facility that actually knows about SCP-MARE, they will think it's been contained for … going on 78 years now. Well, your job here is to … assist in maintaining containment of SCP-MARE. In fact, it could be in this very room and we would never know. We don't actually know what it definitively looks like, as it is constantly changing form."

"That's all the information you'll get from this slideshow, let me take you on a little tour. Please get up, take a moment to stretch, grab a bagel on your way out. I'll be by the door and wait for you."

"…"

"Come on people, we don't have all day. Doctor Graham, you don't need to stretch for five minutes, let's hurry it up here. Are we ready? Good. Allow me to guide you through these doors. Careful not to trip over the power strip. Follow me, everybody, hurry up. No time to look at the scenery."

"…"

Welcome, personnel, to SCP-MARE's containment chamber. On your right you'll see the observation chamber, on the left you'll see a dimensional anchor. Now that we're here we shall begin the demonstration. O5-2, O5-11, please follow me into the observation chamber. The rest of you, please remain there."

"O5-11, I know you haven't seen this demonstration before. This may be disturbing."

"Yes Joel, open the cage."

"…"

"Jesus Christ it's hungry today, look at it shake. Man, this has gotta be one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen. Anyways, O5-11, please take a look, no need to be afraid. Why does it look glitchy you ask? Well, from what it has told us it doesn't belong here, it shouldn't exist here.

"…"

"Well, no reason to flounder about. I need to go to gather the next batch, clean up the seminar hall of their belongings. You two need to get on over to Site-89 and meet up for your reading club. Toodles, friends. Don't forget to get your B amnestics on your way out."

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