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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 14:23

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 13:15

Item #: SCP-5334-T

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: Preservation of SCP-5334-T is considered to be top-priority.

Description: SCP-5334-T is an unknown object, the objects existence is currently unknown. However, it's effects have been observed. The effects include a direct immunity from SCP-5334-1's destructive effects. SCP-5334-T only exists directly within human life, and has not been observed anywhere else. SCP-5334-T's defensive effects may potentially be neutralized by the "cognitive" nature of SCP-5334-T.

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 07:20

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 05:27

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Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-CN-Undetermined cannot be contained. In order to decrease the influence of SCP-Undetermined, EVERY PERSONNEL should be randomly numbered. The personnel number must include numerals,Latin letters or Cyrillic letters. In some cases, Constructed Languages1 are also able to be used instead. In files and communications, use given numbers instead of real names or nicknames.

MTF-Sigma-26 "Zamenhof's Follower" has been assigned to execute someone who try to describe others.

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DATE: 05 Apr 2021 03:16
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Item #: SCP-5541

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: There is currently no method to reliably contain SCP-5541 due to its immaterial nature and inability to determine when it will manifest. Occurrences of SCP-5541 are documented by monitoring psychiatric facility admission logs and analyzing if the cause of admission is consistent with symptoms exhibited by others affected by SCP-5541. When an instance of SCP-5541 is reported, field agents are dispatched to retrieve the afflicted individual and sequester them in an isolation cell at a satellite facility nearest to their city of residence. The subject will be continuously exposed to odor-neutralizing or masking agents (air fresheners, scented candles) until such time as they report they no longer detect the presence of SCP-5541, a treatment procedure which currently has an 83% success rate after seven days. Should this regimen fail, surgery to remove the olfactory bulb must be performed to eliminate the subject’s sense of smell, which will result in their inability to further detect any trace of SCP-5541. Amnestics are to be administered to the subject following treatment.

Description: SCP-5541 manifests itself as an incredibly pungent, noxious odor that is only detected by the afflicted individual. In the majority of cases it presents itself as a generally unpleasant olfactory stimulus (spoiled milk, rotting meat, fecal matter, sulfuric compounds), though in a small number of cases it is reported as a much more specific scent that the subject has a particular distaste for, such as a 61 year old woman from Decatur, Illinois who described it as the persistent smell of mint. Subjects report the odor growing stronger in intensity with each passing day, until it inevitably becomes so strong that it becomes the only scent they are able to smell, interfering with their daily activities and leaving them in an almost constant nauseated state. Unless identified and treated, subjects will resort to drastic measures to free themselves from the odors, such as cutting off their noses or even committing suicide.

To date, 157 individuals have been identified as having been afflicted by SCP-5541 in the United States. The subjects vary in gender, ethnicity, and social demographics. The only commonalities shared between subjects is that they were all 30 years of age or older at time of affliction and were characterized as highly organized and hygienic. 38 of these individuals had been diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder as classified by DSM-5 criteria.

The first recorded incident of SCP-5541 was documented on August 9, 2012. Jonathan Wright, a 44 year old regional director at [REDACTED] was noted by his co-workers to be complaining about the unpleasant aroma of dead fish in the office, leading him to wonder if someone had microwaved fish for their lunch. No one else present in the office noticed the odor. Over the next 10 days, Wright’s complaints escalated in frequency and severity, to the point where he could not focus on his work because of how prevalent the scent had become. According to his wife Patricia, the issue persisted at home, with Wright ranting about the odor almost constantly, barely eating and unable to sleep due to the frequent need to vomit from how sick the odor was making him. In an act of desperation, Wright set fire to his home, hoping that this would eliminate the source of the stench that was interfering with his life. Patricia and their children were able to make it out of the house in time to call the local fire department, but Wright perished in the blaze.
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DATE: 04 Apr 2021 22:51

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ACROAMATIC ABATEMENT AND YOU:

In Case of Emergency, Do Not Break Glass

Dr. Ilse Reynders, PhD. Undecuplicate
Chief, Acroamatic Abatement Section
September 2022

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Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement
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I. ABSTRACT

"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right."

— Arthur C. Clarke

Acroamatic abatement is a messy science. Practically speaking, esoteric detoxification leaves much to be desired in the realm of tidiness; theoretically speaking, even more so. Yet, reductively speaking, the Foundation's purpose is to clean up anomalous messes via efficacious science, and it disposes of said messes in the same fashion. This is most evident in Site-43's Applied Occultism and Acroamatic Abatement Sections, which jointly serve as the primary source of research and development in the latter's field.

The aforementioned Site's Acroamatic Abatement Facilities (AAFs) constitute technological marvels of their time, with the first constructed in early 1914 using little more than copper, lake-water, and ingenuity. In decades since, four more such facilities (and the whole of Site-43) have come to be, with corresponding systems of corresponding complexities. As such, this document intends to aid the uninitiated in understanding, if only briefly, the science and systems of acroamatic abatement.
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II. THEORY OF ACROAMATICISM

Esoteric effluence is defined as "substance(s) produced and/or rendered anomalous as a byproduct of an existing anomaly (or containment thereof)". Such substances are often resistant to classification per their sheer variety; what might differentiate ectoplasmic discharge from concrete-statue offal, from a theoretical standpoint? While there are many valid answers to this question, that provided by acroamatic theory begins with two broadly observed classes:

  • platonic material denotes physical effluence — that which has a state of matter and behaves correspondingly. Often, its effects are felt by its surroundings, whether spatially, temporally, or narratively proximal to them.
  • orphic material denotes spectral effluence — that which manifests as energy and is resultantly more volatile. Often, its effects are felt by itself and that to which it is conceptually related, hazarding its recursive self-amplification.

Unfortunately, these categories are not mutually exclusive. Under extreme conditions, the distinctions between typical matter and energy become blurred, and the tendency for their anomalous counterparts to reach such conditions is expectedly higher. As such, the first steps in general abatement processes often involve the separation of incoming effluence into its platonic and orphic components. Specialized.Smaller-scale and typically dedicated to one anomaly, or few with similar effluence. abatement systems, however, will often forego separation in favour of converting all effluence to one type, reducing technical and equipment requirements.

After being either converted or separated, effluence is then filtered and treated based on its acroamatic toxicity, which is measured through observation of its ontokinetic manipulation. Such toxicity comes in three forms: recondicity, anachronicity, and rhetoricity denote a substance's manipulation of spatial, temporal, and narrative dimensions, respectively.

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Fig. 2.1. Recondically-induced surface fractures in brass alloy under controlled conditions (1.2x108x magnification).

Recondite material possesses a non-zero recondicity variable. Its recondicity denotes the difference between its effective dimensionality and baseline. Consider a sample of effluence that flattens its surroundings to be two-dimensional; it can be said that its recondicity is -1, as its effect subtracts a spatial dimension from its subject. Conversely, a sample that extends affected subjects into four spatial dimensions would be assigned a recondicity of +1.

The amelioration of typical extro- and extra-dimensional effects, as described above, has largely been made trivial by the Foundation's Extradimensional Anomalies Department, who regularly deal in such matters. As per the usual, the atypical is dealt to Site-43, and so the unique difficulties of recondite abatement manifest when effluence possesses a non-integer recondicity variable. Fractional dimensionality describes fractal topology; correspondingly, a fractional recondicity variable describes effluence whose effects induce infinitesimally-detailed surfaces in their subjects (see Fig. 2.1). As a surface is fractured in this way, it becomes increasingly detailed until reaching critical recondicity: at which a surface's details become subatomic, splitting atoms and resulting in nuclear explosion.

Anachronic material possesses an anachronicity variable other than 1. Its anachronicity denotes the temporal distortion induced by its effects. If effluence causes affected subjects to experience subjective time at half of baseline speed, it is assigned an anachronicity value of 0.5; if its effect induces regression of subjective time, it is assigned a corresponding negative value.

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Fig. 2.2. The ADDC, circa 1940.

In many circumstances, anachronicity is actually particularly useful. Following a breach incident in June of 1960, Site-43's orphic outflow pipes were double-reinforced with synthetic anachronic materials provided by Applied Occultism. These reinforcements maintain an anachronicity of near-zero, reducing weathering effects over time and corresponding maintenance requirements. Anachronic material is similarly responsible for the condemning of Acroamatic Abatement's original office quarters; in 1943, an orphic outflow pipe burst, releasing concentrated effluence into the since-decommissioned Anomalous Documents Disposal Chamber (ADDC) (see Fig. 2.2) and resultantly placing it and connected quarters under temporal stasis. All matter within affected areas ceased to react to the flow of time and forces of physics, excepting massless particles and several anachronic particles which composed myself, Researcher Ilse Reynders. Typical abatement of the precipitating effluence would have caused the aforementioned quarters to 'rubberband' to present-day conditions, which seemed likely to result in immediate death and subsequent decomposition. Instead, this state's independence from the Prime-Timeline served as an anchoring mechanism to remain unaffected while observing temporal-restructuring events; eventually, rigorous study of SCP-5243's annual timeline reorganizations led to the development of more nuanced environmental synchronization technologies.

Rhetorical material possesses an anomalous rhetoricity variable. Its rhetoricity describes its manipulation of relevant narrative structures. Measurement of narrative energies is experimental and yet to be standardized; despite the modern invention of the Pickman-Sinclair Narrative Fluctuation Detector, rhetoricity has yet to be specified beyond either a positive or negative value. A positive rhetoricity denotes effluence whose effects charge their subjects with narrative energies, while a negative value drains them.

Rhetorically-induced narrative significance causes affected subjects to be increasingly involved in proximal narratives. This phenomenon, dubbed 'protagonism' in recent studies, is responsible for "Adam the Abater", formerly known as Orphic Filtration Chamber AAF-D/06. Prior to the facility's decommissioning in 2002, Adam became increasingly personified as a protagonist in the "story" of AAF-D and its detoxification of orphic materials, and was referred to as such by Abatement personnel as he became more relevant in their duties (see Fig. 2.3). Eventually, Adam's personification came under suspicion when Dr. Harold Blank, Chief of Archives and Revision, attempted to publish a book titled Adam's Adventures in Acroamatic Abatement, demonstrating Adam's multi-level narrative manipulation and leading to the discovery of rhetoricity. Albeit rare, effluence samples possessing negative rhetoricity values have been known to briefly exist, though the results of their effects are unclear; below-average narrative energy content is currently under study by Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate of Site-87's 'Pataphysics Department.

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Fig. 2.3. AAF-D technicians consulting Adam, September 2002.

Once abated of the aforementioned toxicities, materials are re-monitored for latent effects. Particularly in the case of orphic materials, some combinations of variables render them unable to detoxify via conventional processes; for example, a certain effluence sample (which will remain unnamed) affects both itself and documentation that identifies it clearly. Said sample possesses negative recondicity, negative anachronicity, and positive rhetoricity; as such, it gives itself narrative significance, then retroactively affects media for its narratives to lose spatial dimensions. When the Abatement researcher studying this effluence stated their intent to publish their report about the sample, the Site-43 Academic Database spontaneously crashed. It was later found to have been compressed to a sphere less than 10cm in diameter, its resultant density causing it to literally crash through several floors of the Site before landing in the centre of the Archives and Revision Section's library complex.

After re-monitoring, re-processing, and filtering of any remaining toxic materials, waste is no longer effluent and may be disposed of by conventional means. Historically, physical waste was merely incinerated, but is now repurposed variously; even after abatement, platonic materials often possess unusual and potentially useful chemical characteristics that remain irreproducible in lab environments. Detoxified orphic materials can be safely recycled via conversion to electricity or other energies, as needed.

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III. TECHNOLOGY OF ABATEMENT

"All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison."

— Paracelsus

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Lake Huron and surrounding areas.

While undoubtedly due, in no small part, to the abundance of talent present at Site-43, one may wonder to what its abatement successes are owed. It is at this juncture we acknowledge the Site's proximity to Lake Huron and its advantages therein.

Lake Huron is inhabited by SCP-5494, a species of chimeral panther-esque entities described in the native inhabitants' oral history. These entities exude an unique anomalous substance known historically as "copper-Mishepeshu" (later identified as an anomalously-metastable isomer of 63mCu) which does not decay under typical conditions. Copper-M only undergoes radioisotopic decay in the presence of physically- or chemically-anomalous materials; the energy released in this process purifies nearby compounds of anomalous imperfections, resulting in the detoxification of contacted effluence. Besides these properties, copper-M behaves chemically identically to typical 63Cu, forming the same compounds and remaining soluble under the same conditions.

Constructed originally as a standalone treatment plant, Acroamatic Abatement Facility A acts as the sole receptacle for irregular offsite waste. In the event that effluence from other locations does not justify specialized abatement, and can be safely transported to Site-43, it is delivered via overhead funnel directly to AAF-A's initial purification chamber. Lakewater is pumped into the facility's water filtration spheres, stored, and supplied to the aforementioned chamber, where initial purification occurs. This abates toxicities to a minor extent, combining effluent material with copper-M and allowing for safer transport.

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Fig 3.1. AAF-A, overhead diagram.

More toxic effluence accumulates more copper-M, which decays into typical copper upon interaction. This allows materials resistant to initial abatement to be filtered by density and toxicity, as still-toxic materials sink to the bottom of the dropoff chamber and are drained for further processing. The chamber then flushes solids and oil-based liquids into special treatment, where they are further decomposed by the addition of nitric acid (HNO3). This combines with the copper-M-lakewater to form copper-M-nitrate (63mCu(NO3)2 (aq)), breaking down effluence and causing more copper-M to neutralize toxic substances. The substances are soaked in special treatment, often for several hours, until the sum toxicity of the chamber reaches typical levels, after which sulfate is removed from the solution via electrolysis. The solution then joins water-soluble materials in general treatment, where waste is centrifuged from spent copper, toxically re-measured, and voided into the Lake.

High-toxicity materials, resistant to initial abatement efforts in AAF-A, proceed through over 1500 metres of reinforced piping to Site-43's main grounds. Various pipes and equipment such as these are constructed from Null-Anachronic Brass-Mishepeshu Alloy (NABMA), a brass material alloyed from copper-M and reinforced with the aforementioned synthetic anachronic materials. Due to its resistance to weathering effects, NABMA's embedded copper-M rarely decays to abate the substance, acting instead as a sturdy insulant resistant to toxic effects.

Site-43's Security and Containment Section is responsible for the containment of various thaumaturgical anomalies; their byproducts are drained downward, joining effluence inbound from AAF-A, and flow through the Applied Occultism Section, where their potential practical applications are studied. These materials then progress to AAF-B, whose primary function is the separation of platonic and orphic materials prior to their separate abatement.

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Fig 3.3. AAF-B, overhead diagram.

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Visual Documentation of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in it's containment cell under continuous watch by security personnel.
SCP-XXXX is allowed to move freely about the cell as it pleases, however any alarming changes in shape are to be reported to on sight researchers immediately.
If SCP-XXXX shows any signs of hostility towards a human it is to be immediately detained with sedatives.
SCP-XXXX is to be fed at the hours of 05:00 and 21:00. Any changes in diet must be approved a Class-C Researcher.
Personnel are under no circumstances allowed to make physical contact SCP-XXXX and must wear full body protective gear when entering it's cell. (see experiment 6A)
Staff tasked with feeding SCP-XXXX are to quickly distribute said food, and promptly exit, unless Class-C approved experimentation dictates otherwise.

Description:
In it's dormant state SCP-XXXX appears to be a medium sized, cardboard shipping box. Inside is a sentient, amorphous creature that possesses profound shape changing abilities. The box it's self is not anomalous, but appears to be bound to the creature inside, as the creature has never made any attempts to exit the box entirely. SCP-XXXX appears to possess high levels of intelligence.
It has not shown any direct signs of hostility towards other entities of higher sapience, however it will attack and consume live animals of lesser sapience such as rats, fish, and bugs. SCP-XXXX's most common method when eating live prey is to wait in it's dormant state until the prey approaches, and then ensnare it in a cephalopodic tentacle, and placing it into it's presumed mouth inside the box. SCP-XXXX has never produced any sort of waste or excrement, research concerning it's digestive process is pending. Previous experimental research has lead to the conclusion that SCP-XXXX can only shapeshift into biological material such as flesh, bone, fur, etc. Strict precautions have been taken in order to prevent it from shifting into any sort of human form.

Addendum XXXX-A

Experiment Log 1 - Oct 5, 199█
Subject:
SCP-XXXX
Procedure:
SCP-XXXX is exposed to several types animals and items throughout the following tests.
Test 1: A common rat is placed into the cell.
SCP-XXXX assumes dormant state
After a few minutes, the rat approaches SCP-XXXX
A large tentacle protrudes from SCP-XXXX and quickly ensnares the rat.
SCP-XXXX consumes the rat.
Test 2: A dead rat of the same species as the previous is placed in the cell.
SCP-XXXX lies dormant for roughly 10 minutes before a snail like eye stalk appears from the box.
The eye scans the room before focusing on the dead rodent.
Various large insectoid legs protrude from the top of the box.
It begins haphazardly walking towards the dead rodent, then rotates it's self so that the open end with the legs is facing downward.
A long frog like tongue descends upon the dead rodent and pulls it up into the creatures mouth.
The creature returns to the middle of the room and assumes dormant state.
Test 3: An active, remote-camera is placed into the cell
SCP-XXXX once again protrudes an eye stalk and examines the camera from a distance.
SCP-XXXX produces 5 tentacles of various kinds from it's top and begins to 'walk' towards the camera.
Upon reaching the camera it extends a large snake like tongue and proceeds to curiously lick the device.
It promptly loses interest and moves back towards the middle of the room before once again assuming it's dormant state.
Test 4: A small monkey (rhesus macaque) is placed in the cell.
SCP-XXXX extends 2 eye stalks and carefully observes the monkey.
The monkey curiously approaches the SCP.
Once the monkey comes within .5 meters, SCP-XXXX slowly extends 2 octopus like tentacles towards it.
The monkey appears cautious, but makes no attempts of evasion.
SCP-XXXX touches the monkey's shoulder in a seemingly gentle manner.
The monkey stays still.
The tentacle in contact with the monkey begins to rapidly sprout fur.
The monkey appears alarmed, and moves back before turning and quickly moving towards the door of the cell.
The monkey is quarantined for further examination.
Analysis: The shape changing ability of SCP-XXXX is more limited than originally thought. It appears that it can only replicate the biological material of creatures it comes in direct contact with. All staff are now required to wear full body protective gear when entering SCP-XXXX's cell.

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SCP-XXXX-C before the incident-XXXX-1

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Keter

Special Containment Procedures: all parts of SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a locker accessible to personnel of level 1 or higher.

Special Containment Procedures: Everyone in the same site as SCP-XXXX-C must know the SCP-XXXX-SafetyGuide.

SCP-XXXX-A is to be kept in a locker, accessible to personnel of level 4 or higher, guarded by a security aware of the SCP-XXXX-SafetyGuide.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-A-1 need to be harvested once in a month and its products can be consumed as long as the personnel doing it are aware of the SCP-XXXX-SafetyGuide. If not consumed, the material must be burnt.

SCP-XXXX-B is to be kept unlit in a fireproof locker, accessible to personnel of level 4 or higher, guarded by a security aware of the SCP-XXXX-SafetyGuide.

SCP-XXXX-C is to be kept in a metal box, inside a 10mx10mx50m horizontal tube with magnetic repelling properties in order to keep the box floating in the center; From one side of the tube, metal cubes of 1mmx1mmx1mm will be send each 12 seconds to pass below SCP-XXXX-C and then reach the other side of the tube, where a high-speed melter will liquify the object and recall its remainings for the production of new metal cubes.
Stands with one metal cube on each must be positioned arround the tube, all cubes must be touched once in a day by a D-Class personnel aware of the SCP-XXXX-SafetyGuide.

SCP-XXXX-SafetyGuide: If you notice the color scheme of the world changing all of a sudden, along with the style of all objects and buildings, follow these steps:
1. Is this effect still happening?
Yes: it is probably being caused by an object you are holding right now, try to find it (or them), tip: the effect goes away if you release it.
No: try to remember when it happened and what you were holding while it was happening, then find this/these objects.
2. Take the object to the high-speed melter on SCP-XXXX-C's contention room and throw it there. Try to warn as many people as possible in the proccess.
3. Press the "Emergency" button next to the melter.
4. Everyone who has touched an SCP-XXXX-C-1 instance must remain within the site, while other personnel evacuate, to then help the MTF identify and eliminate all instances.

Description: SCP-XXXX consists of three objects:

SCP-XXXX-A: A bag of seeds from plants native to the amazon rainforest.
When planted, these seeds will grow quickly (2-5 days) into a adult plant designated as SCP-XXXX-A-1, which will produce fruits every month.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-A-1 appear to not die by natural causes.

SCP-XXXX-B: A portable campfire wich can be lit or unlit and never goes out of coal.

SCP-XXXX-C: A totem that, while being hold, changes the color scheme of the world and the appearence of the objects to look like they were created arround 1500DC.
When looking throught a mirror, people holding SCP-XXXX-C will see themselfs wearing clothes from the past, the clothes vary from person to person based on their ancestors, see Exp-XXXX-c-1 and Exp-XXXX-c-2.

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Threat Entity Database Entry

Threat ID:
LTE-6886-Hollow-Eyes

Authorized Response Level:
4 (Severe Threat) N/A (Seized by the SCP Foundation)

Description:

Threat entity contains the ability to view infrared signatures through solid objects on command. Subject had been determined for termination by Captain Lilac. Currently transport is under way to Area-49, where the subject will be interrogated and terminated following standard procedure for a Class-4 humanoid anomaly. the subject will be

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