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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 15:53

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a bronze statue resembling a female cow. It acts as a cognitohazard for those associated with the GOI, "Church of the Chocci Malk."1
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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 15:37

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Item #: SCP-E465

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: This SCP is usually safe to touch and walks around the Site normally. If SCP-E465 is to be angered, lock it in a box made of cardboard.

Description: SCP-E465 is known as Carl and is very nice. Carl is 5 feet tall and very strong, often lifting over 22 kg worth of items in one hand. It's weakness is cardboard as Carl seems to get sick around it. When angered Carl can lift 44 kg and goes very fast.
Addendum: Don't let Carl see 096, apparently they almost killed 10K together.

Footnotes

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 13:27
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Item #: SCP-9261

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9261 must be contained within a 5 f x 6 f x 10 f containment cell while monitored by at least 2 foundation personnel due to its very violent nature. SCP-9261 must be electrocuted with 5000 volts if anomaly becomes hostile since electricity in high volts is the only known way to paralyze it. when anomaly is docile, expose SCP-9261 to water for it to flee and secure SCP-9261 in its chamber. have a tazer ready if entity becomes hostile within the process of recontaining the entity.

Description: SCP-9261, also referred to by the foundation as "the two sided butterfly" is a butterfly with a appearance of a demonic half on the left half of its body while a angelic is on the other half, SCP 9261 is 1.2 meters (120 centimeters) in height it was first discovered in Atlanta, Georgia. When 10 year old boy, [DATA REDACTED] reported to have seen a "mutant butterfly" in a local park, a crew of 5 mobile task force units came to investigate and saw a forest fire with the entity in a violent state, it was contained when it unexpectedly became docile. SCP-9261 in its hostile state can shoot fireballs at 2,500 degrees °F (1371 degrees °C) so its cell needs to be covered in obsidian plated steel 6o it has speeds of over 500 mph (miles per hour) and has a hatred to all living things. subject has been tested in a cell with SCP-682, they both became hostile and started fighting, both were severely damaged when the fight stopped, in a recent interview with SCP-682 it said that it despises SCP-9261 and would kill the entity once SCP-682 breaches containment again. Because of that SCP-9261's sell is guarded by task force units.

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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 09:38
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SCP-6000-2

Item #: SCP-6XXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A cover story has been contrived stating that Sir Clive Letteridge was killed in a mudslide in the Democratic Republic of the Congo during filming in October 2015, and that his remains were unrecoverable. Sir Clive Letteridge's film crew and local medical personnel were given Class-B amnestics and debriefed with the cover story.

Under no circumstances should SCP-6000-1 come into contact with SCP-6000-2.

SCP-6000-1 is confined to a secure pen at Site-104. Enrichment materials such as logs, ropes and balls should be provided and varied weekly. SCP-6000-1 is to be fed a vegetarian diet that can easily be digested by a human. Occasional rewards of termites and ant larvae may be used as behavioural incentives. A guard equipped with a tranquillizer gun must be constantly stationed outside SCP-6000-1's enclosure to suppress any violent behaviour or escape attempts. SCP-6000-1 should be sedated during any medical or hygiene procedures.

All visitors must be made aware of SCP-6000-1's underlying nature. SCP-6000-1 has developed close relationships with its custodians over time. However, precautions must never be relaxed: SCP-6000-1 is essentially a wild animal capable of unpredictable acts of violence2.

The facility to defecate, urinate and conduct other personal functions in privacy should also be maintained despite SCP-6000-1's disregard for human norms regarding these acts.

SCP-6000-2 is to be confined to a fortified secure accommodation suite within Site-104. All amenities required for human comfort and privacy should be provided. Furniture, toilet and bathing facilities should all be strengthened to accommodate the weight of a fully-grown silverback gorilla. Cooking utensils, TV remote control, air-conditioning controls and other fragile items must be adapted for manipulation by gorilla-sized digits. It prefers a human diet but will suffer from digestion issues if it is deprived of rough vegetation such as tree bark, fruit and foliage.

SCP-6000-2 should be afforded the same ethical treatment as any human in the Foundation's custody. All visitors should be made aware of SCP-6000-2's underlying nature. Although aware of its condition, if SCP-6000-2 is treated as anything other than human it is prone to irascibility. Given its strength and speed any such provocation would be unnecessary risk. Three guards equipped with tranquilizer guns should be stationed outside SCP-6000-2’s access door.

Description: SCP-6000-1 is a Caucasian human male of approximately 80 years. It has the appearance of renowned British nature documentary journalist Sir Daniel Letteridge.

SCP-6000-1's behaviour and cognition is consistent with that of a male silverback gorilla. It is incapable of human speech.3 Attempts to teach SCP-6000-1 sign language have proved unsuccessful.4 After much debate it has been decided that SCP-6000-1 should be clothed in a manner consistent with preserving human dignity. This decision will remain unchanged despite SCP-6000-1's frequent attempts to remove this clothing.

SCP-6000-2 is physically a male Gorilla gorilla gorilla5. It has the personality, intellect and temperament of Sir Clive Letteridge. SCP-6000-2 is incapable of human speech but has developed a rudimentary system of hand signals, grunts, clicks and whistles to communicate with its handlers. Using an over-sized keyboard it can write messages with the sophistication of a scientifically-literate human.

Discovery: SCP-6000-1 was brought into hospital in October 2015 in Kinshasa having been transported from a medical facility close to a camp where Sir Clive Letteridge had been preparing to film a nature documentary about a troop of mountain gorillas. Its unusual behaviour, in combination with eye-witness accounts of the film crew, alerted local Foundation agents who then arranged for SCP-6000-1's extraction to Site-104.

SCP-6000-2 was discovered several months later in a forest in the Virunga National Park. It had been severely beaten and bitten, presumably by other gorillas given the trauma of near-fatal wounds it sustained. It was rescued and nursed to health by a local veterinary conservation project. Foundation agents were alerted when SCP-6000-2 obtained a pen and paper and wrote down:

I am Sir Clive Letteridge. I've got the mother of all stories. Get me my fucking agent on the phone. Now.

SCP-6000-2 became extremely agitated and had to be sedated prior to its transportation to Site-104.

Addendum 1 Camera Footage

Footage was recovered from a camera by a member of film crew at the camp where SCP-6000-1 was first encountered.

Film Transcipt

Date: October 2015

Subject: Video Diary Entry 20:03: The Ritual

[BEGIN FOOTAGE]

Sir Clive Letteridge is speaking into the camera. He appears to be inside a hut with rough dried-mud walls. It's dark and there is the loud sound of ritualistic drumming.

Sir Clive Letteridge: Darkness … has fallen. And I'm about … to be … one of the first outsiders to take part in a very private ritual. A ritual … that has been conducted from time immemorial. A closely-guarded ritual. And now … it's a real privilege … to be invited to be a part of this incr- … oh for fuck's sake can someone please stop that miserable fucking drumming for five minutes while I do this piece? Christ almighty! And can someone please get me a bottle of Scotch!

Unknown person off camera: Sorry Sir Clive, I'll have a quick word.

There's the sound of some shouting in the background. The footage breaks and then returns to Sir Daniel surrounded by people in masks, now outside. The drumming continues but it's a lot quieter. He is handed a gourd that appears to contain a liquid.

Sir Clive Letteridge: And now … I'm about to drink this incredible … transformative … psychoactive mixture. Made of local ingredients … it's a concoction … the recipe for which … has been handed down through generations through word of mouth. I'm told … that this holds the key to getting into … connecting with … the mind of … a mountain gorilla. If you want to understand them … you have to become them. And that's exactly … what I'm now going to do. I'm going to get closer than ever to the troop.

Sir Clive takes a tentative sip from the gourd and gags instantly.

Sir Clive Letteridge: Fuck me, this is fucking gross. Do I have to actually drink it all? Come on, seriously? These poor fuckers won't know the difference. You don't think this crap will actually do anything do you?

Unknown person off camera: Sir Clive, I'm afraid it’s terribly important that you finish it. They will take it as a mortal insult if you don't … our guides say they won't be able to guarantee our safety.

Sir Clive looks down at the gourd again, grimaces and drinks its contents. There's another break in footage. The next five minutes are a frenzy of drumming, limbs and dancing movement.

Footage jumps in time. The drumming is louder. Sir Clive can be seen crouched down vomiting vigorously. He groans loudly.

Footage jumps in time again. Dawn is starting to break. Sir Clive can be seen swaying from side to side and swinging his arms. He suddenly looks up and fixes his glare on the camera. He lunges towards it and the footage jerks violently before going black.

[END OF FOOTAGE]

Addendum 2: Incident SCP-6000-A

Date: June 2017

Note: SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 had been housed together for a period in order to facilitate primate psychology research. Their accommodation suite had securable sections for each of them.

[BEGIN INCIDENT REPORT]

0631 Guard A observes SCP-6000-1 suffering a seizure through the window of its accommodation suite door.

0632 As per protocol Guard B remotely locks SCP-6000-2's section of the accommodation suite. SCP-6000-2 is observed to be hunched over chewing a piece of tree bark.

0633 Guard A enters the SCP-6000-1's section and moves to commence basic first aid.

0634 SCP-6000-1 suddenly sits up and produces a large amount of excrement from behind its back. It rubs it into Guard A's eyes, disorientating him.

0635 Guard B checks that SCP-6000-2 is still secure and enters the accommodation suite with her tranquiliser gun armed. She is hit in the face with a similar amount of excrement to that administered by SCP-6000-1 to Guard A.

0636 SCP-6000-1 runs out of the accommodation suite and approaches the security control panel. Guard A and Guard B struggle to clear their faces of excrement and remain disorientated.

0637 SCP-6000-1 makes several attempts to enter the security code to unlock SCP-6000-2's section.

0638 SCP-6000-1 successfully enters the security code. SCP-6000-2 emerges rapidly from its section and beats Guard A and B unconscious. It takes their tranquiliser guns and exits the accommodation suite.

0645 SCP-6000-2 is seen in video footage making its way to the perimeter of Site-104 through a combination of exerting brute force on doors and fences, climbing, and acts of violence on guards. It exits Site-104 and is seen galloping on all-fours at speed towards a nearby conurbation.

0650 SCP-6000-1 is found outside its accommodation suite rocking back and forth with its hand outstretched in expectation.

0651 Mobile Task Force Omega-28 "The Hoarse Whisperers" is mobilised to secure SCP-6000-2.

0735 SCP-6000-2 is located at a residential property 2km away from Site-104. It has broken in and unsuccessfully attempted to make a phone call to the United Kingdom. Following this it has consumed a bottle of vodka, several cans of beer and a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1984. It has also smoked a packet of Marlboro cigarettes. There is severe damage to the property.

0736 SCP-6000-2 is sedated.

0750 SCP-6000-2 is returned to a strengthened secure unit in Site-104.

0800 Anti-emetics are administered and the contents of its stomach pumped.

0900 The incident is declared over.

Guard A and Guard B were relieved of their duties, demoted and disciplined. SCP-6000-1 and SCP-6000-2 have now been placed in separate accommodation at opposite ends of Site-104.

Disturbing evidence of extensive preparation leading up to SCP-6000-A was found. Closed-circuit footage revealed a series of surreptitious rehearsals for the excrement attack. SCP-6000-2 had taught SCP-6000-1 a rudimentary form of sign language to facilitate communication and planning. A cache of termites was also retrieved that had presumably been used as a learning incentive by SCP-6000-2. A crude hand-drawn schematic of the security code panel was found in a wall cavity.

[END OF INCIDENT REPORT]

Addendum 3 Interview with SCP-6000-1, 17th June 2019

Interviewed: SCP-6000-1

Interviewer: Dr Kevin Leeson, Site-104 Primate Psychology Research Leader

Foreword: After SCP-6000-A it was decided that SCP-6000-1 might be capable of learning some form of human speech. After 2 years of intensive speech and language therapy, vocal training and English lessons the following interview was transcribed. SCP-6000-1 is addressed as "Ishmael" or "Ish" by his custodians.

<Begin Log>

Dr Leeson: Good morning, how are you today Ish?

SCP-6000-1: Ish good. Termite please?

Dr Leeson: If you answer questions well Ish.

SCP-6000-1: Ish try.

Dr Leeson: What do you think of your body Ish? Is it strange to you?

SCP-6000-1: Weak. Ish want smash face but no can. Ish am top boss but cannot fight strong now. No group now. Just Ish. Termite now?

Dr Leeson: Who taught you sign language Ish?

SCP-6000-1: Clever ape man. He Ish pal. We make plan. He come back get Ish soon. He take Ish group. He strong. He kind. Give Ish many termites. Termite please. Ish answer good.

Dr Leeson: Ok Ish here's a termite. You're doing very well.

Dr Leeson: I'm afraid your friend won't be coming back Ishmael. I don't think he's quite the ape you think he is.

SCP-6000-1: Ish not listen. You lie. Ish smash face. Take off strap. Shit in hand and throw.

Dr Leeson: Try not to be too upset Ish. We're your friends now. I don't think it's going to be possible to take you back to your group They wouldn't accept you now as you are. Try to make the most of this place.

SCP-6000-1: [After a very long silence] Termite please?

<End Log>

Closing Statement: After several such interviews SCP-6000-1 was prescribed anti-depressants and measures were taken to provide a more stimulating environment for it. This included extensive remodeling of its accommodation, additional enrichment activities and images of female Gorillas.

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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 08:47

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SCP-XXXX before containment.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard secure containment room measuring at least 1m x 1m. It is not to come into contact with a power source at any time unless during testing. All personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX must be baptised into the Christian or Jewish faith by a qualified member of the respective faith's organisation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a fluorescent light fixture originally retrieved from classroom A10 in St. Hilda of Whitby Christian Secondary School in Hertfordshire, England on 17/4/██. Its anomalous effects become apparent once an individual (now designated SCP-XXXX-1) steps under the light and prays while it is activated. If SCP-XXXX-1 is of Christian or Jewish faith, they will inherit whatever anomalous properties they may have prayed for. If SCP-XXXX-1 is atheist or of a faith that is not Christian or Jewish, SCP-XXXX will produce a ray of light measured at 89 lumens in light and 557 degrees celsius in heat (hereafter designated SCP-XXXX-2) aimed toward SCP-XXXX-1. After SCP-XXXX-1 has expired and at least 15 seconds have passed, SCP-XXXX-2 will cease to exist.

Addendum XXXX-1: The following is a collection of all tests previously conducted on SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX Test Log 23/9/██

Personnel Involved:
- Researcher D. Zajac
- D-6530, atheist, male, caucasian, 37.
- Two Security Personnel

BEGIN LOG

Zajac: D-6530, enter the containment chamber now.

D-6530 enters SCP-XXXX’s containment chamber.

Zajac: Okay, good. Now, please step under the light.

D-6530 positions themselves below SCP-XXXX. Researcher D. Zajac provides power to SCP-XXXX.

Zajac: Listen, the next step may sound a little… odd, but bare with me. Please pray to God.

D-6530: Uuuh…. What?

Zajac: Perform the instructions or you will be terminated.

D-6530: Alright….

D-6530 enters a praying stance.

Roughly 3 seconds after D-6530 began to pray, SCP-XXXX-2 materialised, burning D-6530 to death and permanently blinding Researcher Zajac, as well as causing severe burns to affect his body.

END LOG

SCP-XXXX Test Log 14/10/██

Personnel Involved:
- Junior Researcher P. Teniel.
- D-5516, Christian, male, caucasian, 23.
- Two Security Personnel

BEGIN LOG

Teniel: Enter the chamber.

D-5526 enters SCP-XXXX’s containment chamber.

Teniel: Please step under SCP-XXXX and pray for… the health of your family, I suppose. Yes, that will do. Nothing else, or you WILL be terminated.

D-5526: What? Pray? Like, to God? Out loud?

Teniel: Yes, to God. And you can pray out loud if you like, I suppose.

D-5526: Dear God, I wish to be freed from this prison they call the foun-

Teniel: They’re trying to escape! Stop the test!

Security personnel are called to enter the chamber. D-5526 begins to speak faster.

D-5526: -and to never return to this wretched place. AMEN!

As soon as D-5526 utters the word “Amen”, they immediately disappear from the containment chamber. It was later discovered that D-5526 (now SCP-XXXX-2) had indeed returned to their family and had been living with them ever since the incident.

END LOG

Addendum XXXX-2: The following are all recontainment attempts made against SCP-XXXX-2 to date.

Attempt #1, 17/10/13

MTF Delta-11 “The Angels” are dispatched to locate and retrieve SCP-XXXX-2. After coming into a range of 10km of SCP-XXXX-2’s residence, however, all members of MTF Delta-11 simultaneously experience hallucinations of biblical characters requesting that they turn back, as well as all members of the Task Force becoming incapacitated for 72 hours after the incident. MTF Delta-11 was unwilling to attempt recontainment of SCP-XXXX-2 for one month after these events.

Attempt #2, 20/11/13

MTF Delta-11 “The Angels” are once again dispatched with the mission of recontaining SCP-XXXX. This time, however, as soon as the mission is briefed to the members by Commander T. McRory, the commander spontaneously disappears and has not been located since.

All further tests on SCP-XXXX involving D-Class personnel have since been suspended by order of O5-█.
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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 08:14

Unexplained Location UE-550055
Description: An island with a 2-meter radius and a single palm tree at the center able to sustain all people inhabiting the island (currently one). Was classified as micro-nexus due to heightened anomalous activity in theme with "mystery islands".
Date of Containment: 2020-06-30
Location: Pacific
Security Protocol: One Agent is always stationed at the island. Stranded people are amnesticized and rescued at the next opportunity.

The following transcripts were recovered from Area-61 after the events of Incident-UE-550055.

How many days have I been here, on this damned island? They blur together at this point, blur together in my mind. Three, four, ten. Sixty. I wouldn't know.

God, it's hot out here. And cold. All at once. There's a sun above, and wind around, and sand below. Sand. So much sand. And then there's the salt in the air and in your eyes and on your tongue. Sometimes there's even music. Violins, orchestras, whatever. Trying to be all dramatic and mysterious. Makes it hard to sleep.

Sleep, good food, comfort… They were things I took for granted before I came out here, you know? And people, too. Can't remember the last time I saw another human. The last time I spoke to one. The last time I touched one.

It's not something you expect to miss, is it? Other people, with their problems and dramas and dickheadedness.

Never thought I'd miss all the assholes back at work. Even Samson, that bastard. It was the opportunity of a lifetime to come out here and give all my colleagues that big middle finger. Ha, I get an island vacation, I get to be alone, and you all have to work, suck on that, Samson. Yeah, it… didn't quite end up like that.

The people who brought me here gave me a way to communicate with them, you know. To tell them whenever someone gets stranded here. "Hello!" I want to say. "Someone is stranded!" And they'll come with their boats, and no one else will be here, and since they came all this way, might as well take me back with them, huh. We can send someone else out, no big deal. Here, have a hot cup of tea, and a blanket.

Can I talk to someone? Just talk?

Participants: Lt. Sally Gordon, Agent Andrew Iseweski
Purpose of communication: Not specified

16-07-2020
10:56-10:57

Lt. Gordon: Lieutenant Gordon of the Area-61 flagship. Please state your name and purpose of communication.

Agent Iseweski: Andrew Iseweski. Social enquiry.

Lt. Gordon: Social enquiry? Sir? That’s not in the database.

Agent Iseweski: What is in the database then?

Lt. Gordon: Sir, if you're not reporting anything, please don't contact us.

<Communication ended.>

Participants: Lt. Sally Gordon, Agent Andrew Iseweski
Purpose of communication: Social enquiry

19-07-2020
09:29-09:33

Lt. Gordon: Lieutenant Gordon of the Area-61 flagship. Please state your name and purpose of communication.

Agent Iseweski: Andrew Iseweski. Social enquiry.

Lt. Gordon: Sir, if you're not reporting—

Agent Iseweski: I just want to talk to someone.

Lt. Gordon: I'm not sure if that's protocol—

Agent Iseweski: Please.

<There's a pause.>

Lt. Gordon: You're the one on the island, aren't you?

Agent Iseweski: Yeah, that's me. Thought it'd be a little more interesting when they offered me the job, but, one gets tired of the fish diet after a while. <Laughs awkwardly.>

<There's a rustling of paper.>

Lt. Gordon: Uh, fish, sir?

Agent Iseweski: The buggers are everywhere. One of the anomalies, I think. Something about the island being able to feed people? With fish, apparently.

Lt. Gordon: Yes, it says that here… Is there anything else, sir?

Agent Iseweski: Well, there's this crab. I've been calling him George.

Lt. Gordon: That's nice. I meant, is there anything else you need assistance with, besides just "social enquiry"?

Agent Iseweski: Oh, right. Um. No, I don't think so.

Lt. Gordon: Alright then. Thank you for contacting us, and enjoy your day.

<Communication ended.>

Participants: Lt. Sally Gordon, Agent Andrew Iseweski
Purpose of communication: ???

27-09-2020
19:18-19:21

Agent Iseweski: Hey Sal?

Lt. Gordon: Yeah, what is it?

<There's a pause. Slight breathing can be heard.>

Agent Iseweski: I don't… really have anyone. You're the closest thing I've ever had to a friend, and, I don't want to lose that. You've… You've been here for me through most of this ordeal. When I get out of here, could we… continue this?

<There's another pause.>

Lt. Gordon: You don’t even know what I look like.

Agent Iseweski: And? I want to be your friend. Not professional, I know, but… I'm kinda desperate here. I mean, not desperate for friends, that's sad, and not desperate for you, that's creepy. I mean. I don't know.

Lt. Gordon: Listen. <Pause.> You seem like a nice person—

Agent Iseweski: Ah, I see where this is going. I get it. No worries.

Lt. Gordon: It's not that you're not likeable, it’s that I—

Agent Iseweski: No, no, honestly. It's fine. Bit of a long shot anyway. I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing.

Lt. Gordon: Andrew—

<Communication ended.>

Participants: Lt. Sally Gordon, Agent Andrew Iseweski
Purpose of communication: I'm sorry

28-09-2020
11:41-11:42

Agent Iseweski: Where's the boat?

Lt. Gordon: Lieutenant Gordon of the Area-61 flagship. Please state your name and—

Agent Iseweski: The boat. Where's the goddamn boat?

<Communication ended.>


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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 08:03
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SCP-XXXX, highlighted in red

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous nation-state

Addendum:
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DATE: 25 Mar 2021 05:44

A NOTE ON THE FOLLOWING ANOMALY:

The following anomaly might or not be a threat to life.

Investigations is needed.

- Dan Gullhooks, Member of the San Francisco Chapter

Anomaly Classification #: SCP-5XXX

Threat Potential Ranking: Chaos (Potential Apocalypse)

Description:
SCP-5XXX refers to the Scandal Chaos Parade, an anart musuem which possesses a limitlessnumber of rooms. SCP-5XXX is accessible by all elevators of the word through a complicated thaumaturgy ritual (involving elevator buttons) that has spread by word-of-mouth among the anartist community. The origin of this ritual, as well as SCP-5XXX itself, is unknown.

When accessed for the first time, one will be given a card that designates one as an "Official Scandal Chaos Parade Contributor"; subsequently, Contributors can make and dedicate anart to ScP-5XXX, which will appear with a pedestal in a random location with the Contributor's name, the name of the Display, and a random number assigned to it. Dedicated anart (designated Displays for ease) subsequently cannot be removed except through a Request, though certain Displays is known to suddenly burst in flame and vanish a few seconds after dedication without input from the Contributor (a common theme on such a group is a generally held opinion of low quality among visitors). Each room holds about 1000 Displays in total.

SCP-5XXX is occasionally known to change its interior according to certain special dates (for example, turning green and adding decorations of blue Christimas trees and white snowman during Christmas). SCP-5XXX has also sent posters advertising contests for Contributors, with the prize usually being a tablet designating the varied winners of a contest that manifests near the winner's entry Displays; whether this is evidence of sentience on the part of SCP-5XXX or its potential owner's action is unknown.

Below is a sample of some Displays so far (full list can be accessed at www.scandalchaosparade.██, a website currently maintained by a group of archivers of SCP-5XXX known as the SCP Archive Team).

Designation Name Contributor Description
# 456 The Cell Phone Doomed Coffin (real name Mortimer Toomes) A Cellphone that when called, will play sounds of a random animal being killed. Afterward, a cloud will appear above the caller, and rain red liquid (determined to be a mix of red wine and cherry soda). The cloud will hover and follow the caller for one minute, before dissipating.
# 1254 Just a Little Relaxing Place Sofia Ana Pensador A radio that continuously plays sounds of nature. When listened to for one minute, # 1254 will translocate the listener to another dimension with an exact copy of the radio except broken. Surroundings will be based on the sound the listener last heard before being transported away (for example, listeners transported away during a recording of whale sounds will be translocated to a beach from which they can observe whales).
#2569 Misery is the Best Gift (tm) Li Xianchun A television playing an ad for a product called "Misery is the Gift", pills sold by a Damon-Fronsely Health Group (an amalgation of the Damon Angela Medicines and Fronsely Pharmaceuticals) that can allow users to experience no dreams when sleeping. After playing the ad, the television screen will temporarily function as a portal to another dimension for ten minutes (beings who have not successfully managed to fully cross are simply displaced at the dimension where most of their body is left at). The other portal leads to a version of Britain where the air is covered with green chemical air waste. Those who ingest this green chemical air waste will experience pains in their head when they have a negative emotion, and only consuming the pill can allow them to do so without the pains. Pills could only be obtained from automated machines, and could somehow record purchasers, moving up the cost according to the number of pills and times someone purchased pills. All effects of the pills and the green chemical air waste instantly disappears when the visitor returns to their original dimension. No life original to this dimension has been found, though visitors have noted a persistent smell of corpses in the air.
#3669 See the Face of God Instead of reflecting the person, the mirror showed a computer typing out words for most people. Occasionally, the mirror would show what appeared to be brain veins.
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#001 Grand Finale "Unknown Author" was written in the author section. A card making machine, possibly responsible for the phenomenon that makes beings Contributors: card manifests in it before translocating to the being in question. According to longtimers, #001 was found during the initial discovery of SCP-5XXX, and has no known creator.

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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 21:46

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a containment cell with a 108 inch tall sarcophagus inside. Not much is needed to contain the creature, as it will immediately return to its sarcophagus once it has finished feeding. SCP-XXXX is to be fed one live animal once a week, specifically farm animals like pigs, goats, and sheep. SCP-XXXX will eat just about anything as long as the subject is big enough for it to latch onto. The containment cell is to be checked on weekly for cleanup of any waste produced by the creature as well as removal of the carcasses it will leave behind after feeding.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 9 ft. tall mummified human corpse dating back approximately 5000 years. The body of the creature appears to be in a suspended state of rigor mortis. However, x-rays of the creature have proven it to be alive, despite structural damage and centuries of decay. X-rays have also shown that its organs are still intact and fully functional.

The body is wrapped in thin layers of white linen cloth. A majority of the cloth has been ripped and decomposed over time. The hands of the creature are uncovered, with sharp protruding fingernails measuring 5.5 cm in length. If a fingernail is broken off or damaged, the damaged fingernail will be pushed off as a new fingernail will quickly grow in its place. The face of the creature is also completely uncovered, revealing a skeletal face.

Since the creature has no eyes, it is unclear how the creature hunts. It's mainly believed that the creature hunts purely through vibrations, much like how a tarantula senses vibrations in the ground with its feet.

Due to the body's state of decay, the subject's movements are stiff and almost robotic in nature. any form of movement is extremely difficult for the subject, as it will stop for 30 seconds before moving again. However, the entity makes up for its lack of flexibility by being able to quickly snap its bones into whatever position it desires. The creature covers great distance through a way that almost resembles teleporting, as it can move itself forward up to 20 feet from its original position in the span of a millisecond.

SCP-XXXX will stay in its sarcophagus for days at a time, usually for a week before emerging to hunt for food. During this time, SCP-XXXX will wander aimlessly until it finds a life form big enough for it to feast upon. Once a target has been chosen, the creature will enter a hostile state, where it will breathe heavily and wait for the target to get close enough to it. If the target actively avoids the subject, it will stalk the prey out of view until it finds the perfect opening for it to

Upon contact, SCP-XXXX will proceed to quickly wrap its arms and legs around its prey, pulling it to the ground where it will hold the target in a way that resembles a hug, placing its hands on the target's head and back. SCP-XXXX will then puncture the target's skin with its fingernails, slowly digging through the skin until it hits muscle. SCP-XXXX will then proceed to seemingly liquefy the organs of its prey, as all autopsies on victims of SCP-XXXX reveal that all vital organs are somehow removed during feeding. SCP-XXXX will suck the liquefied organs and blood out of its prey using its fingers until the target becomes a mummified corpse drained of all bodily fluids. This process can take up to 3 hours.

Prior to SCP-XXXX's containment in 1910, multiple sightings of the entity were reported to be seen around the city of Cairo, Egypt. Sightings of the creature date back to as early as the late 1800's.

Document XXXX-01: The following are summaries of the most notable reported sightings by local Cairo residents.

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DATE: 24 Mar 2021 20:14

The following are various log entries made by Foundation members regarding 5311, its entities, and Mr. Arkann.

ENTRY ONE:
Arrived on site. Arkann, who was previously contacted by a dummy representative, greeted us. An appearance of 5311-F caused two team members to flee, and one more fled when 5311-F approached them. Remainder of group opened fire, which Arkann discouraged. He told the team "Don't do that," then addressed the creature: "Sorry about that, Thurgood. These are the guests I told you about. Could you let everyone else know?" The creature nodded and sauntered away. Arkann apologized for 5311-F's sudden appearance and invited us inside. Agents who fled were given the "all-clear" sign and returned. No sign of 5311-F, leading one team member to remark, "How does something that huge hide from us?" Arkann replied, "Thurgood doesn't mean any harm. He's always appearing and disappearing, but goodness knows where." He then elucidated on 5311-F's behavior and abilities, which were logged.

Upon entering the manor, we were repulsed by 5311-A, D, H, and K, each displaying various degrees of contempt and mistrust. Arkann attempted to make peace between both parties and "introduced" us to the anomalies. The 5311-K shot at one of us, but before we could return fire, Arkann reprimanded it, threatening to send it "to see Randall". The leprechaun apologized and soon disappeared. When we asked who Randall was, Arkann gave us a nervous expression, asking if we really wanted to know. We convinced him to lead us to the basement, whereby we encountered 5311-C and J, and vacated the premises. All entities encountered were logged.

It should be noted that almost every early encounter with 5311-J has resulted in the agent fleeing the property in fear. Some D-class tolerate its presence, but only Arkann seems unaffected by it. Confronting 5311-J seems to have no effect; indeed, to paraphrase Nietzsche, staring into the void only causes the void to stare back, hissing and groaning as it bares its teeth.

ENTRY TWO:
Assuming the duties of the previous team, which was rebuked for negligence and "cowardice". Met with Arkann again but did not encounter 5311-F or K. Was given a "tour" of the manor, alongside 5311-D, who howled and spat at us (which Arkann berated it for). One team member went AWOL when 5311-I appeared underneath a rug, which Arkann confessed was a rare occurrence. He then proceeded to stomp on the rug, and the team member was called back. Encountered 5311-H going to the second floor; it passed directly through two agents, who were both reduced to gibbering and keening. Arkann explained which side of the staircase to use in order to avoid it and continued. An instance of 5311-H was seen again, frightening more of the team. Arkann casually dismissed it and took us through several rooms, where various anomalies were encountered. A woman with ailurophobia panicked and fled when 5311-B was seen in the rafters of a library; two more ran when it began speaking to them. Arkann simply petted the creature and encouraged the team to resume the tour.

As the team continued, instances of 5311-H and J were encountered, attacking or following three of the team. Arkann instructed us to ignore 5311-J, adding, "There's nothing else you can do. Just walk around and it'll move on. And don't worry about Panurge. At least he cleans up after himself, unlike most of these bums." He gestured to the surroundings, glaring at 5311-D, who just grinned. More rooms were visited, though no encounters came of it. Some AWOL team members attempted contact, but were reprimanded and instructed to return to base (the team member with ailurophobia was located several days later, given counseling, and returned to duty, though she refused to go near 5311 again).

Arkann concluded his tour in the attic, where 5311-G was seen. All but one team member fled; I remained and observed as Arkann fearlessly approached the doll, combed its hair, sang to it, and shook its hand. We returned to the first floor, where 5311-A was encountered. Several escaped Foundation agents were outside, and were summarily punished. I requested (and was granted) a new team. I logged all entities encountered, and was debriefed on the remaining ones by Arkann. Entities are classified in the order that Arkann encountered them, with 5311-A being the first instance he saw, etc.

ENTRY THREE:
An instance occurred where every anomaly residing within 5311 made an appearance. According to Arkann, this had never happened while he had lived there, but there were records from earlier tenants detailing a similar event. All team members fled the property and underwent counseling. The replacement team arrived four hours later, and was startled to find Arkann in the thick of the havoc, casually sweeping the floor while a chicken was roasting in the oven. He greeted the team and invited them to dinner, offering them umbrellas. When questioned, he just sighed and said, "Panurge is really active today, so watch out." Several projectiles were thrown at Arkann and the team, but the umbrellas deflected them. When asked why all eleven anomalies were active at once, Arkann could only shrug. "They come and go whenever they want," he said, as a dinner plate bounced off his umbrella. He then stated that previous records of this event theorized that all the anomalies might celebrate an "anniversary" together, but as this has never occurred in the fours years of Arkann's residence, he doubted this. "I think they just felt like it, to show off," he added. Instances of 5311-A and I then appeared, causing two members to vomit and another to run, but Arkann resumed eating as if nothing had happened.

ENTRY FOUR:
The 5311-F revealed itself again, frightening or disgusting all agents off the property. A second team was called in and reacted similarly. Finally, two out of five agents sent from a third team remained, though they asked that 5311-F keep its distance. Arkann merely shook his head and sat down at an outdoor table with the large creature, and began chatting with it.

First recorded instance of someone deliberately coming into physical contact with 5311-H, despite Arkann's warnings. The D-class was quickly removed and treated, and no further attempts at contact were made. About half an hour before Arkann left for work that day, the current team was suddenly attacked by 5311-B and I. They attempted to stand their ground while Arkann went about looking for his work shoes. They were thrown at him by 5311-K, and he announced his departure to the anomalies as they attacked the agents. As he walked out the door, Arkann clapped and shouted for the anomalies to stop, which they did, and the agents were left alone. However, 5311-D returned to torment them an hour before Arkann returned, and was subsequently rebuffed when he came through the door. "Lucy," he said, pointing to the creature, "don't make me send you down to Randall. I want you to apologize to these people and promise to be good the next time I'm gone, okay?" The anomaly reluctantly agreed and made signs of remorse before wandering off. Although the newer agents had been debriefed regarding 5311-C, they still insisted on seeing it. Arkann led them down to the basement, and ten minutes later, they all ran screaming from the manor.

After being debriefed, the replacement team commander was quoted as saying, "Who's training these [expletive], anyway? You'd think most of them would be used to seeing [expletive] like this!", to which Mr. Arkann glibly suggested he send Foundation agents to work at retail positions to "toughen them up".

It has been theorized that the reason 5311 is an SCP is not because of the eleven anomalies, but the fact that so many hardened, experienced Foundation agents can be frightened away from it, while a perfectly ordinary man is not. The possibility of cognitive hazards has been ruled out, as they certainly would have affected Mr. Arkann, who lacks Foundation training and equipment. Currently, the latest batch of agents assigned to 5311 have shown much greater tolerance towards the entities, though they still largely depend on Arkann for mediation and containment.

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