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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 04:07
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Water filtration devices are to be utilized around the vicinity of SCP-XXXX to prevent waste from polluting its containment chamber.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an organism closely resembling an Asteroidea1. SCP-XXXX is capable of communicating via direct telepathy. It can be located at the ocean floor of the North Pacific Ocean, specifically nearby Vancouver Island, British Columbia. Each of SCP-XXXX's tendrils terminates in a series of "cones" that excretes SCP-XXXXX-1, a waste product that has continually polluted a 3-meter diameter area around SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 cannot be removed once it interacts with water.
Tests of the organism's composition have revealed that SCP-XXXX is largely made of recycled human flesh.
Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered after multiple fishermen along the southwest coast of Vancouver Island reported that "an unknown substance was killing local marine life." Further investigation revealed the presence of SCP-XXXX alongside several ordinary organisms affected by SCP-XXXX-1, which include the following:
| SPECIES CAUGHT | SCP-XXXX-1 EFFECTS |
|---|---|
| Elops affinis2 | The stomache region was heavily corroded. |
| Electrona subaspera3 | The entire outer skin was corroded. |
| Bathymaster signatus4 | The body was deviod of its head. |
History: According to SCP-XXXX, It originated from a Neo-Sarkicism cult, GoI-504D (The Darkwater Lodge). SCP-XXXX was originally created as a way to gain private fishing waters, by scaring off the other fishermen. These fish were to be sold, as a way of making a profit to fund themselves. Once they discovered they could not bypass SCP-XXXX-1, they eventually disposed of SCP-XXXX and abandoned the project.
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 03:33
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DATE: 22 Mar 2021 02:16
Item #: SCP-5XXX
Anomaly Designation: MarkedTo Desiginate Contain-Only SCPs that are important to the functions of hostile GOIs, and thus, whose presence in or destruction by the SCP Foundation Collective may cause action against the Collective.
Description: SCP-5XXX is a colorless slime that can be formed to take the shape and properties of foods and drinks used by defected workers of The Factory5. The following is abridged for brevity, a full list of broadcasts made in a single "loop" is available on request.
| Date | Content | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 09/04/19 | A breakfast news program, SBA News, lasting one hour. Date is given in-broadcast as the 23rd of The New-Sun Moon, 64,976,002, however SCP-XXXX-1 instances refer to years by the last 2 digits unless more are required, for ease of conversation. Topics include a potential tax on non-electronic silicon products, and improved infrastructure development for aquatic species. | First broadcast, sent at the beginning of each loop. Notably, the dating system implies that SCP-XXXX-1 species developed advanced culture, specifically a concept of history and time, significantly faster than Homo Sapiens. |
| 27/05/19 | A talk show, The Roar. Discussion includes rights of non-Dinosauria species, celebrity scandals, and mental health. Interviewed is Kyrie ¢ir6, a stunt actor and female member of the genus "Pterodactylus". | First broadcast to include usage of the early language tentatively called "Saurian". Other valuable insights into SCP-XXXX-1 culture. |
| Date | Some kind of paranormal show, ancient aliens etc type beat, obviously anomalous activity, begin to imply that there's some kind of government coverup agency like the UIU or Foundation. Maybe "UFOs" are actually just the agency doing space experiments, they already know the comet is going to be redirected and there's nothing they can do to stop it. | Notes |
| 15/07/19 | SBA News broadcast. Topics are unremarkable, until during the weather report when a breaking news bulletin is delivered stating that "AksR's7 Comet", a comet with an orbital period of 183 years, has abruptly changed course and will now impact Earth in 9 months instead of passing by. Scientists are unable to explain the course change, and world governments release statements within the hour promising to work with other nations and kingdoms to divert the comet or destroy it. | Content of programming changes significantly following this broadcast, almost every news program features an update on the comet, and the comet is frequently referenced in other shows, both fiction and non-fiction. Based on the content of programs, no space or aeronautics program in SCP-XXXX-1 society has succeeded in sending a craft outside of Earth's atmosphere. |
| Date | Some kind of show rerun, worldbuild on the recent history of dino society | Notes |
| Date | Talk show/drama show again, talk about disruption to daily life, people have started panic prepping and hoarding | Notes |
| Date | Science news program on potential solutions to the comet problem, blowing it up with surface to space missile, redirection via drone, some kind of ark project as a last resort. Dinosaurs have made progress, first dino in space, but are nowhere near close to anything they're saying they need to do. Perhaps see if its' possible to imply some of them are working on secret projects with the dino-foundation? Maybe they take some questions about "lights in the sky"? | Notes |
| T-1 month | Press release from some government/kingdom saying they give up on space-based solutions and are instead constructing bunkers, Deep Impact style. Other nations follow suit. | Notes |
| T-10ish days | The final news broadcast from an above ground location | Notes |
| 08/04/20 | Press release from president of Some Country as they're about to enter the bunker and seal it, barely visible in the background behind clouds is an object taking off | Notes |
| 09/04/20 | Emergency broadcast telling people to seek shelter, cuts abruptly to static | Shortest broadcast, lasting only one minute. Final broadcast in loop. Loop begins anew after a 7-day break. |
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DATE: 21 Mar 2021 22:52
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DATE: 21 Mar 2021 22:20
Undated Photo of SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a modified Site-24 humanoid containment unit. SCP-XXXX is to be given free access to all areas of the unit including the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, living area and patio. The containment unit is to be furnished in accordance the expressed wishes of SCP-XXXX.
The observation room attached to the SCP-XXXX containment unit is to be modified as follows: The microphone and speakers affording communication between the observation room and the containment unit are to be disabled. In its place keyboards and monitors are to be installed on both sides of the observation window allowing for text-based communication. All communication with SCP-XXXX is to be carried out over text or American Sign Language.
No one is allowed admittance into the containment chamber without active noise cancellation headphones. Should SCP-XXXX attempt to leave containment without permission or escort, use of all necessary force is authorized.
Description: SCP-XXXX is Foundation Senior Researcher Karen Lee, a Caucasian female of approximately 1.8 meters in height and 55 kg in weight. Researcher Lee was born in ██████████ , Wisconsin on ██████ and was 34 years of age at the beginning of her containment.
Communications made by SCP-XXXX carry memetic hazards. Communications made verbally are the chief carriers of the hazard but high-fidelity art projects produced by SCP-XXXX such as drawings and paintings, have been shown to transmit the effect as well.
Individuals affected by the SCP-XXXX memetic hazard initially report intense migraines. With continued exposure it is believed that hazard would take up residency in the mind those affected. The expected end state being that the person becomes another instance of SCP-XXXX and capable of transmitting the anomalous effect themselves.
Conclusive testing remains incomplete. See below.
SCP-XXXX is generally cooperative and compliant with all containment procedures. She has expressed an interest in continuing her Foundation research with a new emphasis on memetic hazards and amnestics. Accommodations allowing SCP-XXXX to do this work are under consideration.
SCP-XXXX has proven capable of predicting the location of emergent anomalous artifacts and entities. These predictions come to her in the form of dreams which she has later been able to translate into actual locations. The accuracy of her predictions stands at roughly 35% with her being directly involved in locating SCP-█████, SCP-█████ and SCP-█████. SCP-XXXX does not appear to be in control of this ability and must wait for these dreams to occur on their own.
Following early tests of SCP-XXXX memetic effects on D-Class subjects, SCP-XXXX has declined to participate in any additional testing. SCP-XXXX cites the treatment of D-Class subjects as her reason for this. Recordings of SCP-XXXX speech do appear to carry the memetic hazard, but at lower fidelity.
Addendum: After noting that high-fidelity artistic works produced by SCP-XXXX also contain memetic hazards, all painting and drawing materials have been confiscated. SXP-XXXX does not appear to be creating these hazards on purpose and claims to not be aware of their presence. Artistic expression is to be limited to writing and a small electric keyboard.
Addendum: After incident XXXX-01 access to SCP-XXXX’s living quarters will be limited to supervised weekly cleaning and deliveries of food and other requested items. Any other access without direct Level 3 permission is prohibited.
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DATE: 21 Mar 2021 17:09
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SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-XX must freely roam the facility, regardless of its desire or intention to do so. Once per week, it is to be allowed temporary access to its containment chamber with an armed escort. SCP-XX may interact with any and all SCP objects it expresses interest in, and cross-testing is encouraged.These privileges/obligations may be revoked should SCP-XX display consistent good behavior.. Cross-testing may only be authorized by personnel possessing clearance at or below Level 2.
Staff are to develop personal bonds with SCP-XX, avoid using its SCP designation wherever possible, and provoke it to anger whenever the opportunity arises. Containment breach attempts are to be met with encouragement, praise, and the awarding of additional privileges which SCP-XX may not refuse.
Materials attesting to the existence of SCP-XX are to be disseminated to the general public.
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