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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be left in a room (30 ft. by 30 ft.) at Site-[REDACTED], and given any requested items (Other than Weapons, Internet Access, or other communication devices). Nobody who has done anything "Bad" (Killed someone, abused someone, etc) will not go anywhere in SCP-XXXX's sights.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Fifteen (15) foot doll, that looks similar to a scarecrow, made out of nothing but straw and fabric. It also has a small note in it's chest area, in a heart shape. The paper is very old, but it's been very well preserved. It also wears a hat, made of straw. It behaves normal, and peaceful. It likes to play board games with staff, especially Clue. When it incounters someone it considers "Bad" it will immediately stop what it's doing and try to take their eyeballs, removing them with quick, careful hands. If the eyes of it's enemy are covered, it'll simply stab it clean through the chest with one of it's elongated arms. See Incident 1-A

Addendum:
Incident 1-A: Dr [REDACTED] enters containment.
Dr. [REDACTED]: "Hello SCP-XXXX. Would you like to play some Clue?"
SCP-XXXX: Get out of here…
Dr. [REDACTED]: Why?
SCP-XXXX: Evil… Very evil people coming…
Dr. [REDACTED]: Who are they?
SCP-XXXX: Men in armor… Lots of them… Let me out!
Dr. [REDACTED]: Why? Are you worried they'll harm you?
SCP-XXXX: No! They'll harm you!
Dr. [REDACTED]: Do you mean the Chaos Insurgency?
SCP-XXXX: Whatever you people call them, they're coming… I can hear them…
(Suddenly, the raid alarms started blaring throughout Site-[REDACTED].)
SCP-XXXX: They are here! You must let me out!
Dr. [REDACTED]: I cannot do that.
(SCP-XXXX lunged forward at Dr. [REDACTED], and took his keycard. There it escaped it's containment.)
During it's time breached, it perfectly navigated around the Foundation, and when it met up with the group of Chaos Insurgency that had been raiding Site-[REDACTED], it had attempted to take their face sheilds off, it failed. Then, it simply impaled them through the heart.


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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6160 is to be kept within a specialized 10m x 10m x 10m containment area of which must resemble that of the Caledonian Forest located within Northern highlands of Scotland. The containment must hold a population of healthy mammals (preferably red deer) as testing has shown that SCP-6160 prefers this species the most. Those entering the containment chamber must be decontaminated before entering and must wear a hazmat suit when interacting with SCP-6160.

In the event of all mammals in SCP-6160's containment decaying, SCP-6160 must be given a live D-Class temporarily until more mammals are provided.

In the event of a containment breach, a squadron of Mobile Task Force Beta-7 ("Maz Hatters") are to be sent to recontain SCP-6160. All traces of SCP-6160 are to be decontaminated in the event of a containment breach. Failure to do so will result in evacuation and full site lockdown of Site-82.

Description: SCP-6160 is a hivemind of an infinitely growing bioluminescent algae that is contagious from both touch and inhalation. Upon touch, SCP-6160 infects the brain of the subject through the limbic system, first causing emotional cessation from the subject. From there, SCP-6160 finely modifies the neurochemistry of the host. After this, the host enters a state of extreme psychosis as its mind is slowly invaded by SCP-6160. Then, the host will cease all movement quite literally dying mentally, however, the physical body remains intact although gaining an increased decay rate. The new creature is known as SCP-6160-1.

SCP-6160 then continues to grow around the body of SCP-6160-1 causing a glow starting from the majority of holes in the face (the mouth, the nose, the eyes, rarely ears). The color of this glow is generally a light shade of blue or white. This should be communicated to all Mobile Task Force Beta-7 units as it is vital to the decontamination of SCP-6160 during a containment breach.

SCP-6160 will proceed to feast upon the organs of SCP-6160-1 instances, however, will refuse to devour bone or muscle. It is theorized that this is to keep the motor functions of its host intact as to allow for movement. Mammals consumed by SCP-6160 that are in possession of rhinocerotidae (horns) will be engulfed around the horn area causing an extremely bright glow. It is suspected that SCP-6160-1 gets its glow from ionizing radiation, similar to that from nuclear chain reactions.

After SCP-6160 has overtaken every function of SCP-6160-1, decay will begin causing fur and skin to often green in color. This can often be seen as similar to the typical media depiction of the fictional horror creature known as a "zombie".

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A recovered image of SCP-XXXX, taken by it's original owner.

Special Containment Procedures:

No conventional containment measures have been put in place for SCP-XXXX. It can freely wander Containment Site-96. Personnel can interact with SCP-XXXX without direct permission. Interactions have near non-existent limitations. After Incident-109A, SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside of a storage closet. Cat food and tap water are to be routinely placed inside the closet. Personnel with an intense attachment to cats are forbidden access to XXXX.

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a small house cat with black and grey tabby markings. When its legs are tucked underneath itself, its body will morph into a loaf of wheat bread. The object's head and tail do not transform, however. The bread is not edible. Interacting with SCP-XXXX normally doesn't affect the individual. However, if they have a strong attraction towards cats, they will die from wheat bread growing from their bloodstreams.

SCP-XXXX frequently displays extreme agility, even when in its bread form. Oft, it will float towards its destination if it is in said form. The bread that SCP-XXXXs body changes to emits a chocolate smell. Individuals with lactose intolerance have displayed severe paranoia about SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX has yet to show aggression towards any individual,

Addendums:

Discovery:

SCP-XXXX was first discovered in Appleton, Wisconsin. The primary owner, Johnathan Smith, had reported his cat becoming a loaf of bread to the authorities. It was two weeks later when it was reported to the SCP Foundation. Johnathan was amnestied, and SCP-XXXX was promptly taken to Site-96 for containment.

Incident-109A:

A member of the foundation, who bore an intense affection towards house cats, interacted with SCP-XXXX. Their body was found covered in bread later by janitorial personnel. This happened to other personnel the same day, ultimately leading to a containment breach involving multiple Keter-classed SCPs.

Footnotes

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »

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An instance of SCP-XXXX contained upon discovery.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX

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Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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SCP-XXXX, digitally blurred

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained in a standard upright containment locker in Safe Wing-A at Site-XX.

Personnel are advised to not remove SCP-XXXX from its opaque plastic sleeve outside of testing. While its effect is not considered a cognitohazard, but caution is advised. Following exposure to SCP-XXXX, subjects are required to log the text perceived. The overseeing researcher (Dr. Sauer) may request a Level 0 psychological evaluation of the subject.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a rear license plate manufactured in D█████, Germany between 1998 and 2004, with dimensions 53cm x 15cm. The object is has been severely scratched around its lower right corner.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous property manifests when a person deliberately attempts to read or identify the characters on the object. Such a person will be unable to, and will instead percieve a unique message seemingly intended to insult or verbally abuse them specifically. These insults appear to be constructed with knowledge of the subject's state of mind, language proficiency, and private thoughts such as the subject's personal insecurities and memories. Upon exposure, subjects are usually overcome with great irritation, anger or embarrassment; It is believed this is a natural response to the effect and not a secondary anomalous effect of SCP-XXXX.

The nature of SCP-XXXX persists through digital and analogue photographs, physical imprints of the object, and other indirect means of viewing its inscription. Subjects describe the text as fitting within the bounds of the plate, no matter how lengthy it is, but still clearly readable at great distances.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██/08/2005 on the site of a minor automobile collision on the E██ highway in the Czech Republic, near the German border. According to testimony, a traffic police vehicle was in pursuit of a speeding utility truck of unknown make and model, when the officer driving spotted SCP-XXXX attached to the pursued vehicle and attempted to identify it. The officer admitted to recklessly driving into the vehicle out of anger, damaging both vehicles and detaching SCP-XXXX. A Foundation agent embedded in regional law enforcement recovered the object after 3 days, and Class-A amnestics were successfully administered to all officers involved.

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THE FOLLOWING ENTRY WAS RECEIVED FROM THE SITE UA-80 AND REQUIRES KATHERINE LEVEL ACCESS OR HIGHER

Item #: SCP-XXX

Object Class: Euclid Neutralized Pending review

Special Containment Procedures: Additional contingent of 15 (fifteen) internal security specialists should be transferred to the Site UA-80 for further dissemination among the Foundation's facilities in Ukraine until either neutralization or capture of the SCP-XXX will be confirmed. All findings should be reported to the Branch Director Dr. Murzei and to the Internal Security HQ.

If discovered alive, SCP-XXX is to be approached with extreme caution. MTF Nash ("Natrix Ring") should accompany the acquisition team if direct confrontation is deemed to be imminent, equipped for Type Blue entities counteraction. Local external relations agents may be mobilised if situation allows for a covert approach.

Description: SCP-XXX is an anomalous humanoid entity, presumably affiliated with The Serpent's Hand. The entity visually and biologically1 appears to be a middle-age Caucasian human female, 173 centimeters tall, with dark brown hair and grey-green irides' pigmentation (photo attached to the personnel report). Passport information suggest that the entity was born on 24 August 1991, though the authenticity of that is uncertain.

SCP-XXX is currently considered to be single-handedly responsible for the Incident UA-07-81, which resulted in the loss of 14 anomalous items, as well as deaths of 6 research, 14 security and 4 members of technical staff. 22 more have been severely injured, receiving second- and third-degree burns. Detailed medical files available upon request.

As personnel files were among the documents destroyed with the Administrative archive of the Site UA-07 during the Incident, the reports below represent a reconstruction created through available secondary and indirect sources. Photos used were retrieved from Dr. Levchenko's apartment.

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SCP-XXX as of 2013

Name: Yaroslava Mosiichuk

Date of Birth: 24.08.1991

Security Clearance Level: 2

Research Degree: N/A

Facility and Position: Site UA-07, Resident Psychologist

Duties: Psychological screening and relief of personnel and sapient anomalies.

Biography: Presumed to be born in Zymne village, Volyn Oblast, Ukraine. Primary and secondary education establishments unknown. Attended Lesya Ukrainka Volyn National University from 2008 to 2011, receiving a Bachelor's degree in Forestry (with honours) upon completion. Circa 2011 Mosiichuk was recruited by the Manna Charitable Foundation and moved to the Karadag Nature Reserve, to support the organisation's efforts in combating deforestation.

In September 2012 Mosiichuk participated in the joint Foundation-Mann Project "Simargl"2, where it established a connection with Dr. Levchenko. The interactions between the two gradually increased3 until an application was submitted by Dr. Levchenko for marriage approval.

As, at that time, the Memorandum of Understanding on Human Resources cooperation was in force between the SCP Foundation and the Mann Charitable Foundation (internal № 298-04/787), the marriage was approved after a standard security check, on the condition of Mosiichuk's transfer to the SCP Foundation employment. The marriage was concluded on 04 July 2013; as the Branch did not possess any ecological projects at that moment, Mosiichuk was transferred to the Human Resources Divison of the Site UA-72, where it entered service as the Applied Psychology Unit's clerk.

In March 2014 it, together with Dr. Levchenko, relocated to the Site UA-07. By February 2014 it has finished additional training and started its service as a Juniour Psychologist of the Site, eventually replacing Dr. Skrypchenko as the Resident Psychologist, after his retirement in February 2016. It was cleared to work with SCP objects in the April of the same year. Review of the Ethics Committee's records indicates an amount of requests abnormal for an employee of such position and access privileges, surpassing the median by 2,3 times.

Mosiichuk continued to serve in that position until the Incident UA-07-81.

This file contains the amalgamated correspondence log of SCP-XXX, containing private and business communications deemed relevant to the Incident. Full documents are available upon request, subject to sufficient individual clearance for the anomalies mentioned therewithin.

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■ Excerpt from the SCP-XXX's personal correspondence

Ah, for that body do not sigh!

Tis now infused and glows with fire divine,

As clear and bright and glittering as good wine

Whose life in sparkling bubbles mounts on high.

Naught but an airy pinch of dust

Remains to mingle with the earth below.

Beside these waters shall a willow grow,

My end give life to something more robust.

And to me here shall many seek,

Both rich and poor, the joyful and the sad.

Their grieves I’ll mourn, their joys shall make me glad –

To every one my soul shall gently speak.

And I shall find some word for all:

The quiet murmur of my rustling leaves;

The willow pipe that tender music breathes;

The melancholy dews that from my branches fall.

I’ll give them back in mystic speech

All those dear tender songs you used to sing,

The tunes you played for me in that lost spring –

O play again, beloved, I beseech!


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Item: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter Safe Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently housed at Site-24 and a tracking device has been inserted into SCP-XXXX's ear cavity. SCP-XXXX is currently allowed Class 4 socialization privileges with approved site personnel, granted based on continued good behavior and cooperation with the Foundation personnel.

SCP-XXXX's firearm (designated SCP-XXXX-B) is unable to be contained by current technological means by the Foundation, but if possible, should be contained in High-Value Item Storage Facility. Safety measures to combat reality-warping anomalous properties should be in place at all times while SCP-XXXX-B is in containment.

Description: SCP-XXXX (formerly known as Curtis Andrews)is a human Caucasian male. No records have been found of SCP-XXXX's birthday and birthplace. He has short brown hair, blue eyes, and is 1.81 meters tall and 86kg in weight. She does not appear to have any out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be, for all intents and purposes, a normal human being. He has been alive since as far back as 2007 B.C.E. By own accounts.

SCP-XXXX-B is the designation given to the firearm SCP-XXXX is armed with. SCP-XXXX-B is a pistol chambered in “all kinds of calibers” and can fire ballistic, energy-based, “magic”, and nuclear. There is a small dial with six different settings on the left-hand side of the firearm. The following settings are presented from the bottom setting to the top.

SCP-XXXX-B can be drawn by SCP-XXXX and will disappear when not in use. It is unknown where SCP-XXXX-B exists in the time where it does not exist.

The first setting is the safety system and dialing the dial to this setting engages the safety measures, allowing the firearm to be handled safely. The second setting is the ballistic setting and allows the firearm to fire calibers ranging from 9mm to 50 cal. The third setting allows the firearm to fire energy discharges directed out of the muzzle. When fired, temperatures can range from 70 degrees Celsius to above 4000000000000 degrees Celsius. This discharge will exit the firearm in the form of a “bolt”, striking any target in front of it. The fourth setting is the Nuclear setting. In this setting, fatal damage can be caused to the individual using it. The radiation levels can range from 620 millirems to 530 Sv/hr, which is fatal to all forms of life. Testing on the fifth and sixth settings has been cancelled by order of the 05 council due to it potentially causing massive loss of personnel, resources, and the possibility of an XK-Class End-of-the-world Event or a ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario in the case of the sixth setting.

SCP-XXXX-B is only able to be operated by SCP-XXXX. All attempts to operate SCP-XXXX-B using other personnel have failed with varying degrees of failure (see testing logs below).

Appendix 1: Circumstances of Acquisition: SCP-XXXX willing entered foundation custody on June 4, 1995. SCP-XXXX was found after the foundation detected a fast moving object heading towards Earth. The object that landed was, by the claims of SCP-XXXX, his ship. He claims to have no knowledge as to why he has been “thrown away”.

Appendix 2: Excerpt from interview log 105-441-690, dated …./../..

<Begin Log>

Dr. Clumsy: Please give a brief personal introduction, including date and place of birth, and your name.

SCP-XXXX: Well, my name is Curtis Andrews. I was born in a place far out of the reaches of your mind and I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Dr. Clumsy: Need I remind you this is for the record? I need you to answer these questions seriously or I will have you in a cell.

SCP-XXXX: Wow now, calm down. I was just dropped on some planet by someone I thought was my friend a couple of minutes ago. You can understand why I'm not in the best of moods right now, right?

Dr. Clumsy: It has been four days since we found you and brought you here.

SCP-XXXX: Yeah, well time flies when you're having fun, or when you're older than the universe itself. Time really goes in a blink when you live so long you forget where you came from.

Dr. Clumsy: What do you mean “older than the universe”?

SCP-XXXX: I mean exactly what I mean. I'm old. Really old.

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