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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 10:49

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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 10:25

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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is surrounded by a 5-meter high iron fence with barbed wire. The metal door In the fence which can only be accessed by a Level 2 or higher keycard is Guarded by one Guard. When descending down SCP-XXXX, you have to be equipped with a full-body swimsuit, Deepsea-night vision-googles, and an Air Tank with at least 80 cubic feet of air.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2x3 meter puddle located at the ||XXXXX||-Kindergarten.The puddle has a yet undetermined depth and is speculated to be infinite. The water of SCP-XXXX is not anomalous and
is simply clear water.

Addendum-SCP-XXXX-1.1
D-5565 (Male,23, previously deepsea-diver, knows sign language) was lowered into SCP-XXXX while being attached to a metal cable and equipped with a deepsea camera. D-5565 was talking in sign language. The test was conducted with Dr.Clover.

*D-5565 Jumps into the puddle *
„D-5565 how are you feeling?“
-good-
„Ok, then start going lower but stop when anything new happens“
-ok-
45 m lower
-a lot of bubbles-
„Yes, I can see them. Can you determine where they come from?“
-Deeper-
„Ok, then go deeper“
35 m lower
-small hole-
„Hmm…Can you fit your arm through“
*D-5565 proceeds to reach his arm into the hole, pulling out a small shoe probably belonging to a
3 or 4-year-old Female child *
-weird-
„Interesting…Can you let it float up to us?“
*D-5565 lets go of the shoe and it starts to float up *
The shoe emerges 8 seconds after D-5565 let it go even though D-5565 was aproximently 80m underwater.
100 m lower“
-hear something-
„Really what do you hear?“
-weird noises. Can not explain-
„Alright, then go deeper until you know what it is.“
10m lower
D-5565 appears to freak out
„D5565! What is happening?!“
-Noises_
„What are they?!“
-Children They are drowning-
„You hear drowning children?!“
D-5565 continues to freak out. More and more bubbles start rising up.D-5565 starts to scream. The camera cuts off while it films D-5565 gasping for air. The rope was pulled back up but all that was connected to it was half of the dive-suit and the body camera.

Update: The body of D-5565 was found dead at a beach in the pacific ocean 7 months later.


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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 10:01

ToasterTank's Sandbox of Mediocre Writing in Progress

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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Ideas:
-Reality puzzle
Bag of puzzle pieces that allows one to access an alternate reality with features based on which pieces are included or excluded.
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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 08:43

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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:SCP-XXXX is being held in a 5x5 meter windowless containment cell, the entire cell is to be covered with soft padding,
the edges of the ceiling and the ground is to be laced with low LED lighting strips.
When visiting the containment cell of SCP-XXXX, the bottom lights will be deactivated. The visitor will be equipped with an emergency Flashlight and the bottom lights
will be reactivated after the visitor leaves the containment cell.
Access to the containment cell is only authorized with personnel clearance level 3 or higher or for testing with D-Class personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 49.2 cm, black humanoid entity, wearing a 1970 white porcelain teapot with two large holes resembling eyesockets on its head.
Scans indicate that SCP-XXXX does not possess any orifice other than its eyes.
Subject cannot communicate in any form, although it is sentient and has shown intellect during tests.
The subject does not require nutrition of any kind, but will gladly take in any liquid offered to it, consuming it through the eyesockets of its teapot.
SCP-XXXX possesses a friendly and charming personality with many researchers describing it as cute.
Subject is also observed to be rather clumsy which makes it a danger to itself as its teapot is very fragile breaking very easily,
steps have been taken to convince it to using a better replacement such as
polycarbonate copy for its head cover but the entity shows insistence on using its current teapot should it shatter, SCP-XXXX Transforms into SCP-XXXX-2
for aproximently 5 minutes until the Teapot reforms around SCP-XXXX-2s head.
SCP-XXXX-2 looks very similar to SCP-XXXX but with a more ghostly appearance and grows claws the lenght 6cm.
Instead of a white Teapot head with Black Eyesockets, SCP-XXXX-2 has a black Head with Two bright white Eyes.
Scp-XXXX-2 is highly aggressive and will kill any living being it sees during its rampage. SCP-XXXX can float and is able to teleport between shadows.
However, it can't go through walls unless it knows what is behind it.
Since its room is always fully illuminated, There are no shadows in its chamber making it impossible for SCP-XXXX-2 to breach.

Addendum-SCP-XXXX-1.1
A Small glowing Flashlight was dropped into SCP-XXXXs Hollow head. The light of the Flashlight was emediantly shrouded in darkness not shining any light.

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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 07:10
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a padded steel room at Site-34 with around the clock video surveillance. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be handled by researchers with a background in pediatrics. All Instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be kept for observation for one two months for any physical, mental, or anomalous abnormalities. These instances must be taken for a DNA Sample and cross-checked with any reports of missing infants. Once the location of the infants parents is discovered a cover story is to be crafted or anyone involved in the investigation is to be issued a Class B Amnestic as needed. If the parents or any living relatives are unable to be located within one two months of SCP-XXXX-A’s discovery, instances of SCP-XXXX-A are to be sent to a foundation backed foster care system under the guise of abandoned infants.

Addendum XXXX-01: As of incidents XXXX-24 (See attached Log) Containment procedures have been updated with new requirements that must be carried out on top of previous containment procedures. Study of Instances has been extended to two months in order to do extensive monitoring for any anomalous activities. If anomalous activity is present the instance of SCP-XXXX-A is to be rebranded SCP-XXXX-B-# (with the number corresponding to the current numerical instance) and placed in a containment cell consisting of a wooden crib, and miscellaneous toys with at least one researcher with level 3 clearance and one guard monitoring the instance until a containment cell can be built to house and study the current anomalous effects. After a given time determined by the Site Director and Head Researcher the instance may be rebranded into its own SCP and sent to a facility that is more equipped to contain it. In event of a containment breach MTF-Iota-5 (“Mother Goose”) is to be called in to handle the breach with assistance from at least two researchers with level 2-XXXX clearance, one with a background in pediatrics and one with a background in child psychology.

Addendum XXXX-04: As of Incident XXXX-46 (See attached log) Containment procedure has been updated once more. If the instance of SCP-XXXX-A corresponds with an instance of a deceased infant or shows characteristics of XXXX-C it is to be designated XXXX-C-1 to 4 and moved to one of the rooms designated for XXXX-C-1 to 4 testing. Unlike instances of XXXX-A and B instances of XXXX-C do not need to eat, sleep, or be changed. Instances of SCP-XXXX-C are to be monitored by a researcher with level 3 clearance. If more than 4 instances of SCP-XXXX-C are active at any time one of them must be terminated and the remains are to be incinerated and studied for any more anomalous activity.

No female staff or D-Class that are pre menopause or have not undergone a hysterectomy may be within one kilometer of XXXX-C without prior approval from both the Head Researcher and at least one O-5.

In the event of breach through six instances of XXXX-C being active containment procedure “Mother’s Love” is to be initiated on all instances of XXXX-C and any female that has met the previous criteria that has come in contact with the instances of XXXX-C or XXXX-C-Ω upon materialization of the sixth instance of XXXX-C.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an infant crib made of a light brown cedar wood with sheep patterned light blue fabric padding the inside of the crib with matching wooden bars on the right side that allow the crib to be opened and closed. SCP-XXXX measures 1.3 meters long, 1 meter tall, and .75 meters wide. XXXX can be taken apart and inflicted with slight damage such as minor scratches but not destroyed, however, the parts will reassemble on their own within 24 hours of being dismantled through an unknown means. The company that manufactured it, ██████ █████, has not created any other anomalous items but remains under investigation.

SCP-XXXX appears to be a regular crib and can function as one however at random intervals one human infant (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-A) will appear in XXXX ranging from two months to a year old. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A that appear inside SCP-XXXX suffer no injuries or distress but will always appear swaddled in a light blue or pink cotton blanket depending on the infant's gender. XXXX-A will remain in XXXX for an indefinite period of time in a sleep-like state until XXXX is disturbed or opened. If left in for too long multiple instances of SCP-XXXX-A can appear inside SCP-XXXX, causing XXXX to be disturbed. When SCP-XXXX is disturbed all instances of XXXX-A will immediately awaken, crying continuously and indefinitely until they are taken out of SCP-XXXX. XXXX-A has been observed to cry continuously for over 72 hours without pause or any apparent need for nourishment before being taken out of XXXX. XXXX-A can only be removed from XXXX when the sidebar is lowered. There is no other possible way to remove XXXX-A from XXXX without doing this as there is some kind of invisible barrier stopping anyone from taking XXXX-A out of SCP-XXXX from the top. Once removed from SCP-XXXX, XXXX-A will cease crying and resume the standard routine of an infant including regular feeding and changing. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A have shown no anomalous activity and have been sent back to their parents once they are located.(See Incident XXXX-024).

History: SCP-XXXX was recovered from Newton, New Jersey on 02/28/2005 after a tip was sent to the foundation concerning an infant found in a crib within an abandoned daycare center. According to locals the daycare always seemed to be somewhat lively, despite the fact that no residents reported actually bringing their child to that specific daycare. The infant, █████ ██████████ (Hereafter referred to as XXXX-A), had been reported missing by his parents in █████████, England on 02/██/2015. Both XXXX and XXXX-A were taken into foundation custody. Class B Amnestics were issued before the parents could be notified. After XXXX-A was kept under observation for 30 days and no anomalous activity was found he was sent home to his parents with a cover story about an unknown child abductor being behind the kidnapping.

SCP-XXXX remained in foundation custody for a period of thirty-seven days before the next instance of SCP-XXXX-A appeared in foundation custody. After an examination found no physical or anomalous abnormalities in SCP-XXXX-A a DNA check was ran and cross checked with a list of missing infants until XXXX-A was traced back to an infant in █████, Japan that went missing on 04/01/2015. From there Instances of XXXX-A began to appear in random intervals. (See Attached log of all instances of SCP-XXXX-A)

Addendum XXXX-02: As of Incident XXXX-24 a new log has been made for instances of XXXX-B.

Addendum XXXX-03: As of Incident XXXX-31 a new log has been made for instances of XXXX-C

Request from Site Director Ken to update SCP-XXXX to Keter Status
Denied by O5-█

“If you guys are that scared of a bunch of anomalous infants I’d be scared to see how you handle other sites where the SCP don’t babble and chew on their feet all day.”

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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 06:16
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SCP-XXXX-1 before observation by the SCP foundation

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Jim Gaffigan (now designated as SCP-XXXX-1) is currently being kept under constant surveillance in his apartment in New York City. The family of SCP-XXXX-1 has restricted knowledge of the SCP foundation and SCP-XXXX-1's current state of mind. Any shows or tours featuring SCP-XXXX-1 have been canceled for the foreseeable future. The document containing SCP-XXXX is not available to any foundation personnel as the long-term psychological effects of SCP-XXXX are not known.


Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic image of a vanilla ice cream cone. The cone has a topping of crumbled concrete. This image had the ability to have SCP-XXXX-1 re-live a traumatic memory of his childhood. Due to SCP-XXXX-1 viewing this image, his mental state has dramatically changed including,
  • Stuttering
  • Incomplete sentences
  • An inability to perform stand-up comedy
  • Fits of panic
  • Recognition issues

The re-lived traumatic incident is yet unknown as SCP-XXXX-1 is currently unable to properly communicate with foundation staff.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a comedic performer, Jim Gaffigan, currently residing in a New York apartment. SCP-XXXX-1 fell under the effects of SCP-XXXX while viewing it.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 were discovered when Jeannie Gaffigan (SCP-XXXX-1's spouse) made an emergency call to the local hospital. The foundation intercepted this call and dispatched MTF-Alpha-5 ("Honour guard"). SCP-XXXX-1 initially came into contact with SCP-XXXX while writing a comedic script on a computer. SCP-XXXX was inside the document containing SCP-XXXX-1's new script. SCP-XXXX was almost transparent, although SCP-XXXX-1 saw the memetic image and it caused the side effects.

Addendum XXXX.1:

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SCP-5162 in its neutral state.

Item #: SCP-5162

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5162 is kept inside a 7.01m x 3.35m x 7.31m cell. SCP-5162's cell must consist of lights, furniture, A/C, and other proper essentials to SCP-5162 every 3 days to keep SCP-5162's diet and health balanced. SCP-5162 must be monitored when its inside the cell. Research was made aware of SCP-5162's outrage posing severe threat to anyone who triggers the telekinetic effects of SCP-5162.

SCP-5162 is allowed roam the facility, it must be supervised by a Level 3 personnel while it is roaming the facility for at least 30 minutes a week. SCP-5162 must undergo medical check ups every 8 weeks until further notice of any complications.

Description: SCP-5162 is a humanoid female named ███████ age 20, weight is about 77.11 kilograms, and height about 1.63 meters tall. SCP-5162 appears to be in a state of gestation, the offspring of SCP-5162 is yet to be identified. SCP-5162 is gestated for about 231 days at the current moment. As of █/█/19██ SCP-5162 has acquired telekinetic abilities by unknown means, research is yet to be conducted on the reason.

Discovery: SCP-5162 was found at…

Addendum 5162.1:

Interview 5162-1:

Interviewee: SCP-5162

Interviewer: Dr. Star


[BEGIN LOG]

Dr. Star:

SCP-5162:

Dr. Star:

SCP-5162:

Dr. Star:

SCP-5162:

Dr. Star:

SCP-5162:

Dr. Star:

SCP-5162:

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DATE: 04 Mar 2021 01:56

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Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX substances are to be stored in 50 by 50 centimetre sealed, metal case that is only accessible to Level 5 Personnel or higher. All personnel within a sector which an SCP-XXXX substance is located are to be equipped with a tracking device in case of any incidents involving SCP-XXXX.


Description: SCP-XXXX are 15 Centimetre Pages from an Unlabelled, Black hard covered book that was approximately 250 pages long. Each SCP-XXXX substance appear to have a random photograph of a location attached to it. When a subject views this photo they and anyone with in a 400 meter radius will be teleported to the location the photograph shows, even if the location is physically impossible to exist. These pictures have been recorded to range from locations on earth, to other dimensions such as the ██ ███████.


Addendum-XXXX-1: During a raid by the Global Occult Coalition on Site-██. The GOC were able to obtain SCP-XXXX along with several other anomalies from Site-██, and terminated approximately 30 Site-██ staff. Several Months after the Attack the GOC base that SCP-XXXX was located on was discovered. ████████ planned a raid on the GOC site and Mobile Task Force Unit Alpha-9 were deployed to retrieve SCP-XXXX among several other SCP entities. Alpha-9 operatives were able to capture several GOC agents and Retrieve a total of █ different anomalies. After interrogation of multiple GOC operatives SCP-XXXX was considered Neutralized for about █ months, until Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilion-6 recovered pages from SCP-XXXX that still possessed anomalous properties.


Notes: SCP-XXXX was an Unlabelled, Black hard cover book approximately 250 pages long. But after a GOC Raid referenced in Addendum-XXXX-1, Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilion-6 recovered 78 pages from the GOC base that still possessed anomalous properties.
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SCP-XXXX - Take a Chance

Item: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Unclassed

Special Containment Procedures: If object is found by foundation staff, must immediately bring the coin into containment before midnight. Object must be contained in a standard open cell. Research staff that handle the coin must not flip it, unless subjected to do so.

Description: SCP-XXXX resembles a standard ordinary penny that was made back during 1945, marking before the end of WWll. On every day at the stroke of midnight, SCP-XXXX will suddenly disappear from its current location and appear somewhere else on the Earth on a flat like surface (time zone will alter the coin). People have claimed to have found the penny on their kitchen tables, coffee tables, desks, and other particular places. Every day the penny will be accompanied with a small sheet of paper that reads, “Flip this coin back when children used to play, flip the penny in the air, catch, then slap it on the other hand. Will you take the risk?”

Discovery: SCP foundation took notice of these strange coincidences that have been occurring around the world. There had been a report of a woman who had won a total of 430 million dollars when playing the lottery, “and it’s all thanks to my lucky penny!” Foundation staff have been quite interested in her good luck charm and seeked out to find the woman. They have tracked her down in California where they asked if they could view her penny, but she stated after that day, the coin went suddenly missing from her desk drawer the following day. Research has taken notice and any sign of the penny must be taken for containment for further investigation.

SCP-XXXX has demonstrated that it can only be flipped only one time per day and able to trigger a long list of events per the user. There are two ways the scenario can turn out:

The first scenario, which happens 50% of the time. If the coin lands on heads, then great fortune will come for the person.

However in the other scenario which can occur in the other 50%. If the coin lands on tails, then an opposite effect will occur and send a great wave of misfortune for the user.

The criteria, after the coin has been flipped, SCP-XXXX determines the outcome is currently unknown and when the following events will take place.

Addendum XXXX-01
On 3/23/1995, a d-class personnel, Michael Zitcheron with stage 3 pancreatitis cancer, confirmed that he will flip the coin for today. After being confirmed by research staff, Michael approached the coin and took it in his right hand. Michael flipped the coin in the air and slapped the coin on his wrist, heads. Michael was overwhelmed with sudden joy, he couldn’t keep it in. After 5 days with no signs of activity, Micheal went for an x-ray scan for his cancer. After receiving his scan, researchers found that Michael’s cancer was gone, sending a sudden wave of shock through the room. Michael was alarmed at first, but overcome with joy that his illness was finally gone.

Addendum XXXX-02
On 6/03/2004, another d-class personnel, Jennifer Shien agreed to test her luck with the coin. She took the coin in her left hand, flipped then slapped on her right, tails. Jennifer’s heart suddenly dropped as sweat started dripping down her face. No sign of reaction until 2 months later, when d-class personnel was reported to have fallen down a flight of stairs, on her way to the lunchroom. Jennifer was taken into the medical room where doctors had found both of her femur bones were fractured. As Jennifer was coming to the following day, researchers questioned what had happened? Jennifer went on to explain as she was descending down the stairs, an invisible force had pushed her from behind with sudden force. The last thing she saw before going unresponsive, was a glimpse of a shadowy figure on top of the stairs from where she was standing. When questioned further about the figure, that was all she knew before blacking out.

Addendum XXXX-03
Of 11/14/2015, a researcher by the name Frederick Tenith, suffered a terrible fate. The researcher took the coin in his hand, like the first two subjects, he flipped the coin and slapped it on his opposing hand, tails. Mr. Tenith had a different reaction from the first two personnel. Frederick with anger in his eyes, threw the coin against the adjacent wall in a fit of rage, where he proceeded to curse and yell at the coin, “just a bunch of baloney.” After about a year in 2016, Frederick was just minding his own business in sector-27, when suddenly the ceiling caved in on the young researcher pinning him to the floor. Other foundation staff tried to help him, but were unable to get the debris off of him. In his dying words at exactly 10:37 am, Frederick stated in a weak voice, “Chance will always screw you over, f*ck me right?” 10:38 am Fredrick comes to his demise.