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Wow! You flipped a card and got: The Action's Interview!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 16 Feb 2021 03:31

D-7483: (Silent.)

Dr. ███: D-7483, can you explain to me what happened in the chamber?

Foreword: (During a test with Scp-9068 the camera blacked out.)

<Begin Log, Jul 15, 20XX>

Dr. ███: Can you please explain to me what happened in the chamber?

D-7483: I stepped in, and then the lights turned off, I stared in the direction of Scp-9068, I was scared.

D-7483: I thought I was dead, but I heard scraping on the floor. I ran to the other side, still looking at the direction of Scp-9068,

Dr. ███: Do you still remember clearly what happened during the incident?

D-7483: Yes, scp-9068 could teleport anywhere.

Dr. ███: Scp-9068 could what?

D-7483: Scp-9068 could teleport anywhere.

Dr. ███: Ok, thank you for your time D-7483.

<End Log, Jul 15, 20XX>

Closing Statement: after the interview, D-7483 was given an amnestic injection, making him forget about the interview.


Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-SHROOMY!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 16 Feb 2021 03:26
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Item #: SCP-XXXX Level 2/XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Classified

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SCP-XXXX upon first discovery by Foundation personnel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at Bio Site-95 in an airtight, stainless steel containment cell measuring 32m x 32m x 40m at all times.

SCP-XXXX's containment cell is to be cleaned of spore build-up on a bi-weekly basis by assigned personnel equipped with full level-4 hazmat gear.

The entrance to SCP-XXXX's containment is to consist of an airlock door system with an in-built fungicidal decontamination shower. Personnel must use the decontamination shower before leaving the containment area in order to avoid spore spread. Failure to do this will result in immediate disciplinary action.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an organic humanoid creature measuring approximately 30.48 meters in height, with a cephalic region resembling a mushroom of the Amanita pantherina species. The creature possesses a light brown convex cap with raised scales and free, white gills.

SCP-XXXX has a body resembling that of a human skeleton. Tissue samples have determined that its structure is composed of its own stalk material and the thorax of the creature is composed of the ring of the fungus. The creature also does not appear to have any facial features, however it reacts to visual and auditory stimuli. The means in which SCP-XXXX uses to see and hear is currently unknown.

SCP-XXXX constantly emits white spores. When these spores are inhaled, it results in spontaneous respiratory arrest. Death occurs within 3 minutes in most cases.

When approached by a human, SCP-XXXX will crouch down in front of them. This was originally believed to be a hostile stance, SCP-XXXX attempting to get its spores closer to the subject in order to induce symptoms quicker. In reality, this stance is an attempt on SCP-XXXX's part to appear less threatening to humans by reducing its stature.1


Addendum XXXX-A, Discovery:
SCP-XXXX was discovered by the Foundation on 22/02/2020 after being sighted at a National Park in south-eastern California. Any civilians present were immediately administered with class-A amnestics. The 18 discovered civillian victims were reported as suicides to their families and no autopsies took place on the bodies.


Addendum XXXX-B, Test log:

Date: 29/02/2020

Test XXXX-001: A laboratory mouse contained in a standard barred rodent cage was placed in SCP-XXXX's containment cell in order to observe the effects of the spores on non-human creatures.

Results: The mouse was unharmed. An interesting observation, however, is how interested in the animal SCP-XXXX appeared to be, not moving its head away from the cage and seemingly watching it intently for the full 60 minutes.


Date: 15/04/2020

Test XXXX-002: D-2304 was introduced to SCP-XXXX's containment to collect tissue for microscopic analysis. D-2304 was wearing level-2 hazmat gear.

Results: Due to the sheer amount of spores SCP-XXXX produces, some of the saturated air managed to bypass D-2304's hazmat gear. D-2304 suffered respiratory arrest and expired exactly 3 minutes after exposure.

Notice: Following this test, all personnel entering SCP-XXXX's containment cell must be equipped with level-4 hazmat gear. - Site-95 Director


Addendum XXXX-C, Test 003:


Addendum XXXX-D, Interview Log:


Wow! You flipped a card and got: "The Humanoid Entity"!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 16 Feb 2021 02:09
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Scp-9068-B

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Item #: SCP-9068

Object Class: Keter

Clearance Level: Level 5

Special Containment Procedures: Scp-9068 is to be kept in a standard containment with a foundation guard active within the containment. Scp-9068 produces a radiation called "MM-B334", this radiation is very hot, forcing people to get away as far as possible, Foundation personnel that has a clearance level of 5 or higher are allowed to enter Scp-9068's containment but will be monitored by a guard. Foundation personnel that left the containment has to take a pill that contains Dupixent. This will interrupt kill the effects of Scp-9068. Due to Scp-9068's powerful effects, the 05 has take a daily visit to monitor the Scp's activity. There is a gas lever beside Scp-9068's chamber door incase of a containment breach.

As of right now, the 05's visit is canceled due to MM-B334.

Description: Scp-9068 is a humanoid entity, approximately 5.3 feet tall, its body shows no sign of pigmentation besides black. Scp-9068 is very hostile to all humans and animals, it will either rip apart or strangulate the victim, Scp-9068 regenerates very fast and has human intelligence, Scp-9068 produces a radiation called “MM-B334”. This radiation produces
intense heat making the person leave or run away as far as possible. This radiation makes the walls melt due to the intense heat it produces, making Scp-9068 very hard to contain. it is stated that Scp-9068 can produce tentacle-like structures to attack any personnel within the 2.3 radius. Scientists use ELO-IID electromagnetic supports to prevent from Scp-9068's tentacle-like structures. Scp-9068 seems to show allergic reaction to gas. Scp-9068's skin dissolves when in contact with gas.

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DATE: 15 Feb 2021 23:28

THAUMIEL RATED DOCUMENT


THIS DOCUMENT IS CLASSIFIED AND SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY THE O5 COUNCIL. UNAUTHORIZED VIEWING OF THIS DOCUMENT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: klud2!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Feb 2021 23:01

INFOHAZARD WARNING



WARNING

Do not attempt to know what the SCP is, do not attempt to find the SCP, look at the SCP, anything. If you come across the SCP, do not report it. If you are the SCP, leave.


Item #: Non-existent

Object Class: Don't know

Special Containment Procedures: Currently there is no feasible way to contain thing, thing doesn't have a physical body so containment is near impossible for thing.

If you come across thing, you will die, do not report it. Do not attempt to understand what thing is, and do not attempt to know what thing is. You will die. If you find thing, good job, don't report it, you will die. If you manage to completely understand thing without any fatal consequences, you are thing, you will die.

Description: Thing is a fatal infohazard that involves either a physical or mental manifestation within the brain of the victim, or the person who knows thing. You can hear about thing, yet you cannot try to know what it is, or understand it. Thing doesn't want to be known, so he "kills" anyone who tries to understand completely what thing is.

We don't know what thing is, and we don't want to know what thing is. Thing can be anything at any time, from [DATA REDACTED - INFOHAZARD] to [DATA REDACTED - INFOHAZARD].

There are many ways to "find" thing. Do not attempt to do any of the things to find thing.

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No audio logs, interviews, or anything can be conducted about thing, as it is also an infohazard and will take the lives of whoever takes place in such audio, event, time log. If you understand what I just said, click this link. :)

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: walterthedog!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Feb 2021 21:20
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Critter Profile: Walter!

Overview!

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Walter enjoying his favorite bone toy.

Name: Walter

Species: Canis lupus familiaris x Canis lupus familiaris (Husky and Shepherd mix)

Primary Caretaker: Terrestial Team, James Teobalt

Diet: Dog kibble

Housed: Wilson's Wildlife Centre, Enclosure 63

Creature Features!

Walter is a young puppy who suffers from separation anxiety. He whines uncontrollably when not with a person to keep him company. His whining can reach very high levels (up to 110 decibels, which should be impossible for a dog) of sound when he is feeling lonely! Poor guy. He almost made a member's ears bleed and I have to be with him every waking second.

I have noticed that he is really affectionate with people and desires to be at one's side. The strangest thing he does is that he softly bites down on your finger and pulls you where he would like you to follow him to. It is usually to a soft surface such as a couch. Walter also has small dual claws at the sides of all four paws.

He enjoys playing with toys and will consider small objects within his sight to be toys too! He just cannot get enough of them. A toy will keep him busy just in case you'd have to leave the room. This has really helped him practice being alone now and then. We leave him alone for times longer than the last so he can finally be calm.

History!

Walter's original name was Cumulus. This was a mouthful to say so we changed it to what it is now: Walter! Walter and his family (his mother and father, and two other siblings) were surrendered to an animal shelter in Texas where they were taken care of until given homes. Walter, whenever left in his cage alone, would start to cry at a high pitch. We noticed due to many complaints and I was the one to take Walter in.

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Here is Walter trying to get some rest on the car ride back

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Younger Walter.

Special Needs and Accommodations!

Walter's favorite toy is a fake triple ended bone. His enclosure includes a small cushion and some toys so that he can both sleep and enjoy himself. It also includes a small bed so that I can watch over him at night. Walter has to be accompanied at all times. We wouldn't want him feeling lonely. He loves to eat and can easily be "bribed" with treats!

Notes about Walter!

The people up top deemed Walter non-anomalous today since his separation anxiety has improved. I am so very proud of the progress we have made! Adoption papers have been signed and he is being given to a very lucky family in Wisconsin.


Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX “Showtime”!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Feb 2021 20:50
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class:Keter

Special Containment Procedures:

Description:

Addendum:

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Sandskun!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Feb 2021 10:19
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in storage at site-19, no further requirements are needed.

Following incident-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a secure containment locker at Site-19 with supervision of at least one security staff. Access to SCP-XXXX requires authorization from Level 3 staff and supervision of at least two security staff. Items created by SCP-XXXX are to be placed back inside its pockets or, if unable to, stored when testing is complete.


Description: SCP-XXXX is a medium sized long coat with a brown body and light brown trims, reaching down to the calves. Inside is a tag with a symbol depicting a ghost wearing a wizard hat.
Its anomalous effects manifest upon wearing it, Whereupon a disembodied male voice will offer a deal to the wearer through telepathy. Should it be accepted, the voice will instruct the subject to reach into a pocket, wherein their desired belonging will materialize. If denied, it will behave equally to a non-anomalous coat.

Current information regarding SCP-XXXX's effect is as follows:

  • Items created by SCP-XXXX are clones of the original in its current state; being able to create unlimited amounts of the same.
  • SCP-XXXX may create up to 7 simultaneous items, any attempt to create more will remove the earliest instance.
  • If the item is too large it will be re-sized to fit SCP-XXXX's pocket, returning to its original size upon exiting.
  • Any modifications applied to the clone will affect the original item. The inverse is true as well.
  • [DATA LOST]

Additionally, subjects who have accepted the deal may "switch"4 with SCP-XXXX at any point afterwards. SCP-XXXX's belongings5 may include anomalous objects or other SCP; Due to this fact personnel with access to such objects are not allowed to wear SCP-XXXX.


Discovery and Containment: On 2018/07/26 reports of a lost coat able to speak were brought to the attention of foundation staff, an undercover team was dispatched to verify and contain it.

The team members reported suspicion of a stalker following them.


Addendum: Attachments


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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-5930 The hell robot by FPLightning!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Feb 2021 09:51
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THE HELL ROBOT

Item #: SCP-5930

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5930 needs to be kept in a metal circular chamber , outside the facility , with a light source active at all times for him to become weaker , if the light source is destroyed or it's batteries have died ,5 D-Class personeel and 2 guards must enter with a torch inside or else the entity will become agressive . A d-class must hold the torch and the rest of them must replace the light source . If a d-class personeel dosen't want to do the aquired task , he will be terminated at the spot.

If a containment breach ocuurs , a d-class personeel (recommanded to be a female) , must enter SCP-5930's containment chamber on a pentagram. Then the d-class will be hold in chains, and the reshearch staff must do a ritual. The d-class will go insane , with acid exiting from the mouth and eyes and SCP-5930 will teleport to the chamber to eat the sacrificed d-class . SCP-5930 will come faster if the sacrificed is female. If the ritual isn't done in less than 45 minutes , the entity will not appear and it's powers will grow
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Description: SCP-5930 is a robotic entity , measuring 1.9 meters in height and 150 kilograms , dressed in a circus clown outfit , with sharp teeth , a red eye , and a corn. He is very agressive , fast , and smart.He shows signs of burning, and rust. The metal he is made of is unknown , a researcher belives that the metal used to build SCP-5930 is not from this world.

All electronic devices batteries will be drained by SCP-5930 on touch if in a dark space.

Addendum SCP-5930.1: Discovery

SCP-5930 was discovered in China after 100 buildings were set on fire in 24 hours . Foundation personeel were dispatched to find the source of the fire. They decided to follow a fire trail left on the streets. They arrived at a forest , and heared screams from a cave nearby.They entered the cave and saw SCP-5930 with 300 corpses covered in mud and vines , stacked in groups of 75 corpses iin a corner of the cave. SCP-5930 saw the team , dropped the corpse it was eating and assaulted the team. The one team member left requested backup but when the agent was going to say the place , he was dragged by SCP-5930 ,and his radio quickly died beacuse of SCP-5930's effect on electronics

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Forgiving, Revenge!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 15 Feb 2021 05:31
Item #: SCP-XXXX Level 4/XXXX
Object Class: Euclid Classified

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SCP-XXXX.