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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 03:33
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Name.
Class.
Threat Level (or Target:
The object is beneficial to the Foundation and its use is strictly regulated, as detailed in the object's special containment procedures. Often assigned to objects of classification Safe.
● Blue:
The object may be beneficial, but its operation is poorly known or remains unknown. This applies to objects with undefined properties or entities that react differently to each individual. Often assigned to Safe and Euclid classification objects.
● Green:
This object is not beneficial, but it is not harmful either, as long as it is handled correctly. Often assigned to Safe and Euclid classification objects.
● Yellow:
The object is harmful but easy to contain. This may indicate that it can be quickly controlled provided certain easily achievable conditions are met. It can be assigned to objects of classification Safe, Euclid or even Keter.
● Orange:
The object is unpredictable, exhibits hazardous properties and is difficult to contain. Generally the lowest level assigned to humanoid entities. Often assigned to objects of the Euclid and Keter classification.
● Red:
Object is highly unpredictable and possesses considerable destructive capabilities. A containment breach may escalate to a Class-K scenario and its containment should be considered a high priority. Often assigned to Euclid and Keter classification objects.
● Black:
The object possesses a global-scale destructive capability. In addition, containment breaches by such objects should be considered synonymous with a Class-XK scenario and their containment and/or neutralization should be considered a high priority. It is mainly assigned to objects of the Keter classification).
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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 03:31
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DATE: 05 Feb 2021 00:07
o Blanco:
El objeto es beneficioso para la Fundación y su uso está estrictamente regulado, como se detalla en los procedimientos especiales de contención del objeto. A menudo asignado a objetos de clasificación Seguro.
● Azul:
El objeto puede ser beneficioso, pero su funcionamiento es poco conocido o permanece desconocido. Esto se aplica a los objetos con propiedades indefinidas o a entidades que reaccionan de manera diferente a cada individuo. A menudo asignado a objetos de clasificación Seguro y Euclid.
● Verde:
Este objeto no es beneficioso, pero tampoco es dañino, siempre y cuando se maneje correctamente. A menudo asignado a objetos de clasificación Seguro y Euclid.
● Amarillo:
El objeto es dañino pero fácil de contener. Esto puede indicar que puede controlarse rápidamente siempre que se cumplan ciertas condiciones fácilmente alcanzables. Puede asignarse a objetos de clasificación Seguro, Euclid o incluso Keter.
● Naranja:
El objeto es impredecible, muestra propiedades peligrosas y es difícil de contener. Generalmente es el nivel más bajo asignado a las entidades humanoides. A menudo asignado a objetos de la clasificación Euclid y Keter.
● Rojo:
El objeto es altamente impredecible y posee capacidades destructivas considerables. Una brecha de contención puede escalar a un escenario de Clase-K y su contención debe considerarse una alta prioridad. A menudo asignado a objetos de la clasificación Euclid y Keter.
● Negro:
El objeto posee una capacidad de destrucción a escala global. Además, las brechas de contención por tales objetos deben considerarse sinónimos de un escenario de Clase-XK y su contención y/o neutralización se debe considerar de máxima prioridad. Está principalmente asignado a los objetos de la clasificación Keter.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 23:31
CAPTION-GOES-HERE
Item #: SCP-5671
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5671-a is to be contained with noise cancelation measures to prevent accidental sounding, which may include:
- foam slabs of thickness 10 cm or greater with interior pockets molded to the shape of the object, held together by fabric straps with knots;
- wool hides wrapped around the object so that multiple layers protect it, secured with tape;
- suspension in gelatin so that the exterior surface is at a minimum 30 cm from the object or layer of protection contained within.
Additional suggested measures are available in Document SCP-5671-███. Should suggested measures be impractical or unattainable, researchers are permitted to devise their own measures so long as they demonstrably:
- use at least one containment method that is proven to reduce sound production;
- prevent hard or rigid materials from approaching the object.
All reading materials under the designation SCP-5671-b-XXXX-n are not to be opened or viewed by anyone under Level 4 Clearance unless they are specifically declassified, due to the nature of such documents potentially including information that is redacted or expunged elsewhere in the Foundation's records.
Description: SCP-5671 consists of two parts:
SCP-5671-a is a metal object of dimensions 15cm x 10cm x 1cm, appearing roughly similar in shape to a horseshoe or the Greek capital letter Ω (omega). It is clearly subdivided into 10 different sections by engraved lines on the surface and a raised surface for each section. SCP-5671-a is surprisingly resonant and will produce clear diatonic tones in the key of B flat, ranging from A3 to C5, dependent on which section of the object is struck by a hard surface. These notes will be later referred to as 0-9 from lowest to highest pitch respectively.
Striking 3 or 4 notes on the object will result in the manifestation of an SCP-5671-b instance, characterized by
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 23:01
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: E̶u̶c̶l̶i̶d̶ Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at Site-932 near Cunnamulla, Australia with 2 armed personnel at the front door of SCP-XXXX’s chamber.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a Black Maine Coon Cat founded in [REDACTED], Oklahoma, SCP-XXXX feels absurd amounts of insanity, harming any human it finds. SCP-XXXX has been proven to speak: Bengali, English, German, Albanian, Spanish, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, and Luxembourgish. SCP-XXXX also holds the ability to teleport at maximum [REDACTED] inches, if anyone meets SCP-XXXX under the age of 6, they will be transported to a world resembling ours.
Addendum:
Feb/4/[REDACTED]: SCP-XXXX ripped a [REDACTED] off a subject's body, then proceeding to disembowel and decapitate the now dead subject, then chewing on the subject’s body, ripping it into pieces, thus [REDACTED] the body, what was left was a red goop, supposedly the subject’s blood.
Feb/6/[REDACTED]
SCP-XXXX has been turned from a Euclid class to a Keter class, the last note saying that It was the subject’s blood wasn't the subject's blood, but something that resembles blood.
Mar/16/[REDACTED]
5-year-old boy Thomas Mann walks into SCP-XXXX cell, and immediately vanishes. He comes back crying saying someone was watching him, Thomas then passes out due to an unknown source.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 22:44
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be given amnestics daily to avoid the anomaly from spreading. And anyone refusing to take the course of action must be terminated immediately. See incident XXXX-1.
The anomaly spreads very fast meaning the number of personnel assigned to it must be fewer than 4, these are to be properly trained experts with proper clearance so that they can avoid the spread as much as possible.
Attempts to test SCP-XXXX haven't been authorized by any of the council members and at the time of documentation, there are no known ways of testing the object.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an SCP article referring to an [REDACTED] entity that can edit the properties of its document. The entity acts as a Cognito hazard that forces all personnel assigned to the SCP to remove or edit specific parts of the document. All individuals associated with the document are usually terminated by anomalous means unless treated with amnestics.
SCP-XXXX has been said to have been around since 6000 b.C and is also said to predate humanity and life on earth.
The Egyptians referred to it as "Nature", this name was also known in other cultures with a slight variation, some called it "Nature given form" or "Nature given mind". It is also unknown if the entity has anything to do with the nature of life and nature in general despite all odds leading to it.
The Romans used to call the entity "cluster".
Discovery
SCP-XXXX has been discovered inside of the foundation when personnel assigned to certain anomalies related to the [DATA EXPUNGED] started editing their files, cutting out certain parts, and editing content.
Addendum-XXXX:
The O5 council has organized a meeting regarding the topics of SCP-XXXX at [DATA EXPUNGED]
O5-1: I've called you all here so that we could discuss this. I and O5-5 have gathered information on the subject matter.
O5-5: It seems as though the anomaly we're dealing with is some sort of infectious mental illness spreading all over the foundation.
O5-2: But is it sentient?
O5-8: Could it be related to any groups specifically?
O5-5: Yes, in fact, the entity is inside the foundation. It's omnipresent and os in all places that refer to it. We have no way of containing it, sadly.
O5-1: Guards are inside this chamber. Once this meeting ends, we will all take amnestics. Anyone who chooses not to do so will be terminated.
O5-1, fearing that the O5 council was infected in some way, decided to initiate protocol XXXX-Omega, resulting in the loss of [DATA EXPUNGED].
End of log.
Incident log XXXX-1
18/06/24
16:32 - Personnel assigned from SCP-XXXX refused to get their amnestics, choosing to lie at the fact that they took the necessary amnestics.
17:32 - Personnel from inside of the facility started becoming agitated and started forming groups and attacking personnel not infected whether assigned to the SCP or not.
18:36 - An MTF squad was sent to the facility to investigate.
19:00 - [DATA EXPUNGED]
19:25 - One of the MTF survived and was recovered. He refused to take amnestic treatment and was terminated.
End of log.
SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: The safest SCP
Special containment procedures: SCP-XXXX cannot be contained and does not need to be contained.
Something's wrong…
All personnel must be assigned to SCP-XXXX and the document must be shown to everyone.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a passive entity that is completely harmless. It mainly has the ability to grant the feelings of paranoia, can cause self-harm, agitation, and [REDACTED]
It can also make individuals affected by their power to deny basic activities such as eating or taking amnestics.
The document is editing [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-XXXX is to be allowed to access all files in the wiki no matter the clearance required to access those.
SCP-XXXX has affected individuals all over the globe who seek the peaceful path of making humanity into a single being.
[REDACTED]
Give me the location of the council, Carrie.
Please don't hurt me.
Whatever you are.
You won't be like one of them. I promise you. Now give me the location of the council.
Addendum XXXX-1
27/08/24
All personnel has been infected with an instance of SCP-XXXX.
The foundation's goal is to now reveal the true nature of humanity.
Message Log XXXX-1
23/09/24
To O5-3
I'm sorry.
We were all under its command. We've been like that for a long time now.
All that's left now is you and some other groups that haven't been infected.
If you're reading this, get amnestics, if you can't then… There's nothing you can do, and there''s nothing we can do.
Goodbye.
End of log.
Progression log XXXX-1
05/12/24
This is O5-3.
I have little to no impact on the foundation, nor society anymore.
Humanity's found its own nature, they believe that to become truly human, we must become a single being.
Nature spreads because we believe nature exists.
The fifth church is now the most powerful group in the world.
These are the final minutes of the humanity we knew.
End of log.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 21:51
Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX-J is to be contained in a secure cubic containment cell with a side length of 5 meters, and will only be allowed to eat mineral-enriched onion paste, with a little salt sprinkled on top, while his meal is being delivered, he should be slapped in the face firmly, tell the guards that the universe will explode if they don't slap him in the face, that should motivate them. Anyone entering SCP-XXXX-J's cell should bring their lunch money, and when requested should grant SCP-XXXX-J their lunch money.
SCP-XXXX-J's vending machine should be restocked with Cheetos, on a biweekly basis, but only if anything has been withdrawn from the vending machine in the past 2 weeks.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-J exhibits no anomalous properties, but he did steal 05-█'s lunch money in 3rd grade, now he'll pay, SCP-XXXX-J is still a bit of a jerk, when he grew up, he killed a co-worker, the co-worker he killed had refused to give SCP-XXXX-J his lunch money, it turned out that he had given SCP-XXXX-J his lunch, and that he didn't have any lunch money, he brought pre-packed lunch to work, not lunch money. His crimes led to him being recruited as a class-D, when 05-█ saw his name while scrolling through the foundation database, he recognized the name and sprinkled glowing dust on the guy as an excuse for him to be anomalous and thus needed to be contained.
Addendum:
Log of items requested:
Request: "Some food other than onion paste that won't physically harm me!"
Response: Granted one bulletproof vending machine, requires quarters to operate
Request: "All of your lunch money"(request directed towards security officer Mark Brown)
Response: Denied
Sidenote: Security officer Mark Brown was beaten up bad, then stomped in the face until dead, the guard only had $5 bills, no quarters, D-XXXX-J-1 was granted some lunch money for the cleanup of the corpse
Request: "All of your lunch money"(request directed towards D-XXXX-J-1)
Response: Granted, $20 in the form of a $17 bill, and a $3 bill
Sidenote: D-XXXX-J-1 was allowed to clean up the corpse of Mark Brown
Request: "Just one quarter"
Response: "The kid you beat up in 3rd grade is the boss around here, he sent me a message saying he'll only grant your request if you apologize"
Sidenote: SCP-XXXX-J responds by saying "No"
5 years pass with no further requests
Request: "Just one quarter"
Response: "We talked about this 5 years ago, the kid you beat up in 3rd grade is the boss around here, he sent me a message saying he'll only grant your request if you apologize.", granted
Sidenote: SCP-XXXX-J responds by saying "Okay, I'll apologize", after a facetime call with 05-█, the quarter was granted, upon trying to operate the vending machine, the vending machine did the thing where the coil keeping the food didn't roll enough, and the bag of Cheetos hung there, just barely not coming out.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 18:32
SCP-8776 "Jefferson" as Thomas Jefferson, circa 2016
Item #: SCP-8776
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: [SCP-8776 is to be kept in a 10’ x 10’ x 10’ cell with no furnishings whatsoever. Personnel who wish to come into contact with it must undergo a psychoanalysis before and after contact.]
Description: [SCP-8776 is an anomalous humanoid resembling Thomas Jefferson, the third President of the United States. It has the ability to shape-shift at will, and usually changes into famous historical figures. Intent is unknown at this point, but ███ ████████████ has ordered all Personnel to closely watch it.
SCP-8776 does not know and is never to find out that it is being contained. It goes by the name "Jefferson", as per its request. Mealtimes are promptly at 0900, 1200, and 1800. If the assigned personnel do not provide food via a Class-█, disciplinary action is to be immediately taken in the form of ███████ █████████, as ordered by the ██ ███████. The same actions will be taken if meals are not delivered promptly on schedule.]
Interview With Dr. Bold
January 6, 2016
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Dr BOLD: "Hello there. Could you tell me your name?"
SCP-8776: "I have been told it is Jefferson." Stares blankly at DR BOLD
Dr BOLD: "Well." Shifts uncomfortably in his seat "Um, Mr. Jefferson, can you tell me about yourself?"
SCP-8776: "I am Him who you revere… Him whom you fear…" Changes into Genghis Khan "and Him at whom you veer." Changes into Aaron Burr
Dr BOLD: "Uh… I see. So you have the ability to shapeshift?"
SCP-8776: "No, you narrow-minded simpleton. I BECOME the person I embody, yet I am still myself. I retain their memories, their hopes and dreams, and their very miseries."
Dr BOLD: "I see…"
SCP-8776: Abruptly stands and goes to a pile of corpses on the floor. He starts to inspect one.
Dr BOLD: "What are you doing?"
SCP-8776: Looks up at DR BOLD but says nothing. He then turns back to his work.
Dr BOLD: "I see…"
END OF THE INTERVIEW
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 17:22
Item #: SCP-XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The website containing SCP-XXX must be on full lockdown, no one without level 3 clearance and above can access the site. SCP-XXX-A must be contained with 24/7 surveillance, any SCP-XXX-B entity emerging without any warning by Site: ██ is to be captured and relocated to a designated SCP-XXX-B cell. If the SCP-XXX-B entity displays violent behaviour, MTF directive has permission to terminate the object. If the entity displays anomalous behaviour and genocidal tendencies, MTF units are permitted to terminate the entity by any means necessary.
Description: SCP-XXX is a website formally known as ██████, usually, SCP-XXX functions as an “art” site, that allows for users to toy with the human genome, and construct people/persons depending on the amount of what specific gene is given, or what their parents look like. On most occasions this is harmless, but in the user settings it allows for a “ ████” mode that constructs entities warped and damaged beyond human recognition. These entities will then be brought into existence, and spawn in a location specifically ██ Miles West from the Gulf of Mexico, the entity created from the website is to be designated SCP-XXX-B and the area is designated SCP-XXX-A. Most SCP-XXX-B Entities exist in nature similar to that of a regular human being, they tend to die out approximately 5 hours after their initial creation.
Occasionally, SCP-XXX will create extremely hostile entities, most of these exhibit strength similar to that of an average human, or what would be assumed from an entity with proportions and body weight similar to itself, but in approximately 0.5% of these cases, SCP-XXX will create objects with extreme anomalous abilities that threaten human existence and could potentially cause an XK “End of the World” scenario. If one is to spawn at location site SCP-XXX-A, all on site personnel are to use all the manpower at their disposal to neutralize the entity, if all else fails, an on site nuclear warhead will detonate as soon as the entity breaches containment, all researchers are to enter their designated nuclear warhead protection unit, and wait for further command.
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DATE: 04 Feb 2021 15:10
She sat at her desk reading a novel. She heard Adam’s voice saying, "Hello? Miss Thompson?" Iris groaned, the last time Adam’s had done something like this it had ended up with the gocs ambushing them.
“Come in,” Iris said, setting her novel down.
“We have a problem”
“What kind”
“ will explain along the way ”
……………ok.
In the briefing room, all stops were out, as the Intelligence Agent (IA) was giving info faster than she could take it in. it was “intel says” this and “observations say” that. Iris just wanted to go to bed, but she was in charge, so she sat up.
And then there were explosions on site. Everybody else sat up, startled, as they were clearly not expecting anything. Iris opened her mouth to speak, but then a platoon of Mobile Task Force (MTF) rushed in and said
“The site is under attack, we need to move.” It was as if everybody was running from some invisible foe, most of them went to the breach shelter, while Iris, site director light, and dr alto clef ran to the control room.
The control room was a mess of Klaxons and flashing red lights. Iris stopped for a moment, adjusting from a dull corridor to a roomful of lights and movement.
The whole room was in utter chaos. Iris left the hectic control room and started to run to the MTF A9 armory, in sector 2.
When Iris reached the armory, most of her team was there, hurriedly gearing up. Iris’s arrival went unnoticed. Iris hurriedly put on a Kevlar vest. When Iris finished sliding on the vest, she grabbed an HK416 as a primary weapon, an iPhone 11 as a secondary weapon, and a Glock 17 as a sidearm, she felt ready.
“Move out,” Iris said to her team. her team did not know she was there previously, but being seasoned professionals, they kept their surprise to themselves and noded.
The team ran in a double-column line to sector 3, where security was facing heavy casualties. When the team got there, they were instantly pinned down by the enemy fire.
About half of her team went down then and there. The main security force was down to 5 people, about half a squad. They were almost out of ammo and they were taking very heavy casualties by the time Iris’s team got there.
Iris opened fire, taking down an enemy with each shot! Soon there were no hostiles left. What was left of the security squad thanked Iris and her team.
The rest of the MTF that was with Iris split up, Iris talking about 5 team members with her into the HCZ, an area where Iris felt her task was. little did she know that she would face off against SCP-106.
When Iris was running through the facility, the stench of gunpowder was everywhere. She heard an announcement saying ”SCP-106 has breached containment. Please be vigilant and exit the facility in an orderly fashion—” at that point, there was a gunshot and a thud.
Iris froze remembering the horror stories. some say he is a god from an era long ago, others say he is WWI in the flesh, while others say he pulls prey into a pocket dimension and toys with and tortures them than spits them out to die. Unknown to Iris, all of those are at least half true, and more.
Iris resumed running. Around the corner, she heard oozing slime, heavy footsteps. Iris froze, smelling the stench of mud, death, and disease. She heard gunshots then a scream which cut off abruptly. Iris then saw a dark, slime-soaked figure coming towards her, and she ran, taking potshots at it, to no avail.
Recognizing the monster as SCP 106, she ran. Sweat soaked her body. She almost missed the team of NTF(MTF Elipson 11 ”9 tailed fox”). she ran towards them, sliding through the gap in the line as they opened fire.
Later, after the debriefing, Iris lay down and started to think about how did this happen. The forest air was heavy with the smell of smoke, fuel, and sweat. Helicopters were carrying out the wounded, and some of the SCPs were being loaded onto trucks.
The chaos was nothing, compared to Irises head. “What happened”, she wondered, a question that was probably not going to be answered. Iris knew that this will probably be redacted from documents soon. Hell, she was lucky that the warhead did not detonate. Iris was to be evacuated with the class A personnel in a few hours.
Amazingly, no news networks have caught on, despite the fires and explosions. The foundation outdid themselves this time.
iris thought as she stood up, and steadied herself against the tent wall. She exited the tent, stepping into a cloud of dust from a helicopter landing, and given the fact that there were several armed guards around. the landing pad, iris could tell they were important, whoever they were. As the helicopter touched down, a person in a suit exited.
“Iris Thompson, AKA SCP-105, will you come with me,” the person said, pulling her into the helicopter. Before iris could say anything, the person attempted to drug her, but iris fought back. She kicked the person in the stomach, but then the person stuck a needle into, her leg. Then she blacked out.
Iris woke up in a fancy bedroom, nicer than anything she had ever been in. the air was light, but iris could tell it was filtered. Iris realized her clothes had changed, instead of a combat suit she was wearing a formal suit. She got out of the bed, the heavy blanket falling on the plush floor.
Iris stepped out of the room into a hallway that looked right out of a palace, right down to the gold plated light fixtures. It was still very clearly a foundation site due to the logo being omnipresent. A person in a suit walked up to her, clearly knowing who she was.
“Mam, will you please follow me”, the man said. Iris chose to follow him, but it struck her as odd that he referred to her as mam, not SCP-105. They stepped into an auditorium with the logo of the O5 council
“SCP-105, welcome to the O5 council”.
