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DATE: 03 Feb 2021 11:46

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An artist's portrayal of SCP-XXXX

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid
Disruption Class:Dark
Risk Class:Warning

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a locked Light Storage box, available to Level 2 and higher clearance. SCP-XXXX is to completely covered with a black sheet, and not viewed by personnel except during testing. No recording equipment is to be used during testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a metal box with a grated top1 and simple latch, roughly one meter in perimeter.
SCP-XXXX's anomalous effect occurs when seen by a sentient being, either in a picture, video, or directly. The subject gains a strong curiosity to see what is inside SCP-XXXX and will attempt to do so until three hours after visual contact is broken. Once the subject has opened it, they will wait until it ejects SCP-XXXX-1, then close the box and restore any previous locks, even if normally unable to do so.
When opened, SCP-XXXX will eject 20-50 seemingly random items through its top, deemed
SCP-XXXX-1. Within 10 hours of SCP-XXXX closing, all instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will deteriorate into piles of clay with traces of iron2. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have included:

•A silver-colored, elegant gown
•A pale Dr.████ Anesidora, who described seeing "all of ███████████████" Died after ten minutes of unknown causes.
•A half-chiseled marble sculpture, wrapped in golden necklaces(gold dating back to around 700 BCE)
•Hand-carved ruby eyes and sapphire lips,original time period unknown
•A ceramic vase, which, before turning to clay, after as a second instance of SCP-XXXX


Addendum:

Test A - 3/10/198█

Subject: D-362

Procedure: Subject was shown a photograph of SCP-XXXX. When they asked where it was, they were shown a decoy, 3D printed in a replica of the anomaly. D-362 then laughed and questioned where the " real one" was.

Results: Subject was given a class-A amnestic, and expressed the urge to " figure something out", though didn't remember what it was. Effect lasted for one hour after administration.

Analysis: It seems like the memetic effects might be stronger than we thought. If a subject could find it based on a picture, that increases the risk of a containment breach. This should be upgraded to Euclid.

Footnotes

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DATE: 03 Feb 2021 08:42
rating: 0+x

Item #: SCP-5159

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5159 is to be contained in a ████████ room. Only D-Class personnel may enter the room and no personnel above should be in a 10-meter radius of SCP-5159. If anyone unauthorized enters the room with SCP-5159 they have to be given amnestics and be monitored for any strange behavior. If someone is already asleep it is instructed not to wake them up. Anyone who wakes up after 12 hours is to be interviewed. To clean the cell of SCP-5159 people are needed who do not know anything about the bed and are not seeing it. Once maintenance enters the 5159 is to be covered by a metal bed form. It is needed to clean the cell from the rust which spreads.

Description: Found in 2013 and moved to site-██. Scp agent ████ first saw the bed in an old nursing home. The bed looks old and rusty. Sometimes the rust spreads on surfaces that can't even have rust on them. 5159 cell needs to be cleaned once a week so that the rust doesn't spread. Otherwise, it looks like any other bed. It seems to attract people to it and once someone lays on it they fall asleep instantly. But if the person is not making contact they will not fall asleep. Even though the bed looks rusty and old from what we know it is comfortable. Once the victim is asleep he will dream nightmares for approximately 12 hours. If they are unlucky and they wake up as we know they live for approximately a week after that they will kill themself.

Addendum 5159.01: The test

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Addendum 5159.02: The second test

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Addendum 5159.03: The last test

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL #/XXXX CLASSIFIED

ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/XXXX AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

Addendum 5159.04:Incident

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

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DATE: 03 Feb 2021 03:34

What the, I’m banned.
Well, this is the only place I can talk.
I made a new thing like SCP’S called GAF’S. I know I’m banned. How am I doing this.
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DATE: 03 Feb 2021 00:30

rating: 0+x

Item: SCP-5882

Object class: Safe Eucluid

Special Containement Procedures: SCP-5882 is to be contain in a 6x6x6 meters (m) room with a working printer in site-17. The printer is to be filled every weeks for constant use. Every personel are restricted to show or tell SCP-5882 any form of dark humor joke.

Description: SCP-5882 is a quasi-humanoid creature that can talk every human language. SCP-5882 is obsess with memes3 and enjoy to reproduce this type of humor with his anomalies.

SCP-5882 description's of the physical form are very limited due to the anomalie. SCP-5882 corrupt every files that describe him in any sort of ways, these corruptions are named CDI-5882. CDI-5882 consist of erasing every text that contain the document and replacing it with emojis. The emojis used are random but generally show a smiling or laughing face. Every tests that consist to overtrow the anomalie's power have been a huge failure. To see an example of the corruption of a file describing him, go check the Corrupt-5882 example down below.

SCP-5882 can control every electronic devices once every week. SCP-5882 generally control devices to make jokes to personels. These jokes are random but it is generally a comic strip of a joke made by SCP-5882 trough the closest printer. None of these joke have truly hurt anyone yet.

WARNING: do NOT use an computer used frequently by the fondation to open this document.

+ CDI-5882 document 

Addedum - 01: incident 5882 - 23A

On █/██/20██, a test consisting of watching the reaction of SCP-5882 to dark humor jokes was made. After this test, SCP-5882 corrupt the entirety of site-17 to make his own joke. This joke consist of putting an image of SCP-096 face in every computer used at the moment of the inccident. After several seconds of the image being watched, SCP-5882 corrupt every speakers of the site to display an audio of SCP-096's scream. This joke point was to scare every personels working on computers by letting thinking them that they saw the face of SCP-096. The audio personels heard in the speakers will lead them to think that they will died in a short of time. The image of SCP-096's face is actully an hyper-realistic image that SCP-5882 took from one of the restricted-documents. This iccident caused 6 personels death by suicide, because death was considered way better than being killed by SCP-096. 5 minutes after the incident, the video Rick Astley-never gonna give you up was played on every computer and the music played on every speakers. The result of the test was that SCP-5882 jokes are affected by what type of memes SCP-5882 has seen recently.The Object Class was reconsidered and updated has Eucluid.
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DATE: 02 Feb 2021 22:21

location amazon rainforest
(site number designation unknown)( site purpose research)

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DATE: 02 Feb 2021 21:42

Item#: Scp 7008
Name: Zombies Are Not Vegans
Object Classification: euclid
Site: None
Specialty: Dr. Eduardo and D-4541
Lvl required: 0
Lvl 0 authorized, open file
Special containment procedures:
Persons playing "Pvz 1 "should advise as quickly as possible of the encounter of scp 7008 in their game, [DATA DELETED].
At first sight there is no way to contain scp 7008 because this effect occurs randomly.
This information is intended to be given to as many people as possible, especially those "Gamers". Usually you can avoid the anomalous effects of scp 7008 by closing the game quickly.
The best containment given to scp 7008 is that the vast majority of possible people playing pvz 1 are aware that if they notice something strange these close their game as quickly as possible.
Description:
Scp 7008 is an anomalous effect which occurs randomly with a 3/15 probability in the 2009 "PopCap" game called "Plants vs Zombies 1", it occurs randomly in games.
Scp 7008 changes the difficulty of the game to "hard" even though it is not in the game, some people claim to encounter what is called door and bucket zombies (power-ups that you can only have 1 at a time) or other zombie power-ups.
Scp 7008 only affects one thing in real life, within 24 hours of encountering the scp 7008 effect what is called 7008-1 will appear which is a pole, the pole will appear on a random wall. The pole is a "zombiecaracube" with a green background on the whole. The first 12 hours the pole has no anomalies plus it cannot be detached, then the "zombiecaracube" comes out of the pole in its entirety as a scp 7008-2 stay, it comes to life.
[Scp 8007-3 is the most common scp 7008 altered stay, the zombiecaracube with door].
In 2011 an experiment was given, 27 part of the D staff tried to find scp 7008, this was found (by D-4541), Information taken below.
-Zombies have an increased speed.
-Plants cost 55 sols more.
-Zombies have more life
-Plants do less damage and have less life.
-[DATA DELETED]
Annex-01:
[DATA DELETED]
Annex-02:
reclassification to keter pending
Note: (Dr. Eduardo)
I know I don't have to take this as a diary, but total madness is covering me, I don't understand anything anymore and well… Just don't play pvz 1, or if you find a zombie with a door and a cube, close the game.
The truth, I don't know if I will end my life, but after I don't know how many years I have come to a conclusion, I won't live to tell the tale.
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DATE: 02 Feb 2021 21:21

zcp-?-J-es
Clasificación del objeto: keter

Procedimientos especiales de contención:
Lo almacenamos en ████████████ del sitio ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████,¿borrado?

CODE:███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Descripción:
la verdad, yo no se que es zcp-?-J-es, pregúntale al que hiso este texto estúpido, Creo que es algo pequeño, un objeto o algo así, solo lee la contención "lo almacenamos", bueno. Realmente sitio ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ es mucho, la verdad, ni yo se si █████████.

M*rda, borraron lo que puse, cierto el [BORRADO] que hizo esto no quiere que sepamos que es zcp-?-j-es. ¿nota?

Descripción:
zcp-?-j-es es ███████████, bueno. Por lo general ████████████████████, ███.

-EN TU REDACTADA CARA! logre borrarte
-Yo escribi esto, y viven en mi conciencia
-MENTIRA
-Si
-scp 2521
-TE DIJE QUE TE CONTR
-ja, tu lo nombraste… jaja,,, MIERDA! ME ESTOY DESAPARECIENDO ¿texto?
*DESAPARECE DE LA * EXISTENCIA ¡DATOS BORRADO!*

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DATE: 02 Feb 2021 21:08

Scp 9000
Name: Broken
Class: Keter
Site: Contain
Specialized: Dr. Clef
Lvl required: 4
Knowledge: """%
Secondary Class: Keter
Lvl 4 detected, opening file "scp 9000".

Special containment procedures:
The village where scp 9000 originates is maintained with some large walls from ██████, these walls will be kept guarded until the neutralization of scp 9000-1.

Mating is forbidden among the few survivors of scp 9000-1, usually no guards are sent to guard the survivors of scp 9000-1, it is said that these do not follow what is necessary, [DATA DELETED].

Villages with the effects of scp 9000 should have 100x100 meter ██████ walls and the same containment as the initial village intended 9000-1, Usually no special containment measures are maintained for each village or for a particular village.

Description:
Scp 9000 is what refers to an unknown entity, When this one has contact with a human this one will throw him to the ground and in a way that equally is unknown this one will lengthen his body completely.

What is called scp 9000-1 is a village, in which the anomalous effect scp 9000 was found for the first time.

Those affected (destined scp 9000-2) remain completely still on the ground as a rule, the more elongated ones do not usually remain on the ground, [RESTRICTED DATA].

Experiment-01:
D-1234 was sent to live in scp 9000-1, The first 72 hours nothing unusual happened, At 73 hours the house broke down in a strange way, At that time D-1234 was sleeping, he woke up and ran out, the camera outside the room caught a bug moving through the camera in its entirety, D-1234 came out of the room, All cameras were turned off, then turned on and showed D-1234 on the floor, his right arm measured 3 meters and his left arm about 2 meters, both legs measured """ meters.

Experiment-02:
D-7777 was sent to live in a scp 9000-1 house, D-7777 ran off to the side when the guards were sending him home, D-7777 was followed and "a well" was found, in this was a completely elongated body completely, this covered the whole well.
Experiment-03:
D-7424 was sent to sleep in the street of scp 9000-1 (with a bed) and 4 cameras leaning on the corners of the bed, the cameras did not detect anything, D-7424 left after 3 months from there.

Experiment-04:
D-1992 was sent to "live" in scp 9000-1, deformations appeared at 70 days, D-1992 was one of the most elongated elongating to a point of measuring 20 meters, deformations were typical and normal.

Experiment-05:
[IN PROGRESS]
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DATE: 02 Feb 2021 20:41

I like to think about Labeling devices, do you?
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DATE: 02 Feb 2021 20:40

rating: 0+x

Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-5814 is considered a Foundation asset, no restrictions are to be placed upon the actions SCP-5814 as a whole unless stated otherwise by word of the O-5 Council.

Description: From the exterior, SCP-5814 closely resembles a Gerald R. Ford class nuclear aircraft carrier

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