scp-000000000

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are currently kept at Bio Site-103, in a standard greenhouse environmental cell. A therapist is to be assigned once every week for consultation.

Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a variety of flowers that are from a plant nursery located in Detroit, Michigan.

When left unobserved, an SCP-XXXX instance will call out for attention by mumbling the phrases “where are you” and “come back” in a high pitched voice. This will continue until a human being is within its radius.

SCP-XXXX instances have the outward appearance of common tulips, however they are shown to have miscellaneous organs and appendages embedded into their roots. These instances do not absorb nutrition from soils, instead consuming organic foods. A mature instance is able to expand it’s popularity through a form of mitosis. On random occasions, it will look for its “owner” by expanding it’s roots and sprout a new plant.

When a human being is near an SCP-XXXX instance, it will attempt to converse with them. These conversations last from 5 to 10 minutes. Should an instance feel threatened, they will attempt to hide.

SCP-XXXX was discovered in a residential block after rumors of a “talking flower” had surfaced.

Addendum XXXX-1: As of 11/3/18, there are 35 instances contained within Site-103.

Addendum XXXX-2: If an SCP-XXXX instance is sad, it will begin wilting. This will last for approximately 30 minutes.

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DATE: 09 Jul 2021 15:30

Welcome to DrDapper's Sandbox Network!

If you're reading this, then that means you're one of those users who goes into someone's Wikidot and looks at their recent activity. Or I sent you here, one or the other. Anyways you're probably wonder what this is.

It's exactly what it says it is. The hub for my network of sandboxes. Just makes it easier for me to find all my projects and stuff. So yeah, everything in here is something I'm working on or plan on working on. Feel free to take a look!

Spectral (Hopefully SCP-5458)- An SCP who either A) Enters a spectral state and can sort of teleport/go really fast to a location, or B) increases the molecular speed of whatever they touch.

North Star Hub- Prototype hub for the canon I'm (hoping) to write.

Brink of Hysteria- The 3rd (and maybe 4th) tale in the prequal to North Star.

The Black Pool - Part 1- First main tale in North Star. Uses SCP-105, so wish me luck in writing something that isn't cringy and fan-ficy.

Author Page- My future author page (hopefully).

North Star Hub 2- Alternative North Star Hub page.

First North Star Hub- Yes, another North Star Hub. This is the first version I'll be posting.
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Item #: SCP-6054

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6054 is currently contained within Research Dir. Jonathan Yoda for further study.
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DATE: 08 Jul 2021 22:19

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:root {
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    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}
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SCP-6747-1 at it’s location of discovery.

Special Containment Procedures: [TBD]

Description: SCP-6747 collectively refers to both a group of related anomalies designated SCP-6747-1, SCP-6747-2, and SCP-6747-3, as well as phenomenon associated with them, designated SCP-6747-A.

SCP-6747-1 is a partially used desk calendar recovered from a civilian residence in [REDACTED], VA, USA. At the time of recovery, SCP-6747-1 was missing all but 2 pages, but was otherwise intact. When a specific event is written on any of the calendar’s days, that event will invariably occur on that day regardless of any intervening actions or events. SCP-6747-1 is not immune to it’s own effect, and this fact can potentially be used to perpetuate the anomaly. Specificity does not appear to attribute to this effect, as SCP-6747-1 will activate in response to single or double word phrases as well as detailed descriptions. Additionally, events written into SCP-6747-1 are capable of overriding events that have already occurred in established causality, even if these events were caused by SCP-6747-1's effects.

SCP-6747-A is an anomalous phenomenon characterized by a sudden destabilization of underlying "narrative force" within a given area. This will, invariably, lead to a rapid decrease in that area's ambient Hume Level, ultimately resulting in that area and everything within it becoming functionally non-existent.

History: Prior to the discovery of SCP-6747-A, the components of SCP-6747 were thought to be unrelated, and as such, were contained under individual procedures and designations.
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DATE: 08 Jul 2021 22:04

SCP-5428
"Liebe, The Chef"
Object Class: Safe.

Description: SCP-5428 is a Female Humanoid Figured Entity, Roughly 1.85 meters in height, and weighing 72 kilos. The object has feline like blepharon markings, they appear a black tint like its waist length hair, (or three quarters of a meter, root to end) Giving away its Vermillion hued eyes, The anomaly's eyes take in 98.7% of all light in dark conditions, giving them a bioluminescent nature and extraordinarily great night vision, with its universal senses being 1500x greater than a humans.

The entity appears to be a master at all things related to cooking, and for any reason get injured while doing so, or by something similar or different, the wound heals almost instantaneously, regardless of severity. The entity does not need to bathe, eat, drink, or use the bathroom for any reason. But enjoys bathing, and used for washing its hands.

However, despite its large fetish for cooking, the recipes it follows do not appear to exist in any type of cookbooks. The entity has a small black leather journal with recipes inside every page, being about 5 inches thick with 3500 pages. The language the journal is written in does not match any known languages today, the book appears endless when reading and writing, despite having a certain number of pages.

The entity has of the following- Black chefs apron, with 'Führer ' printed on the front, meaning 'leader' In German. Spatula, whisk, knives for every occasion, spoons for every occasion, ladles, a hairnet, black gloves with any ingredients it may need for cooking. All the ingredients in the bag it carries appear fresh. all contained in a small beige duffle bag that appears to not have any limit on space inside.

The clothing it wears, the marking on its eyes, are all part of its genetic makeup. Meaning they cannot be removed. The anomaly has a German accent, and is capable of proficient speech in two languages, English, and German. Claiming to staff its first name was 'Liebe' meaning love, and middle name 'Erinnerung' meaning Memory, and last name 'süss' meaning 'Sugar' in german, as being detected in [REDACTED] Germany, on [REDACTED] It possesses no hostility to human, plant, or animal life.

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Thus can be able to work in site cafeterias, and other Safe SCP objects. It has one anomalous property that makes any living sentient being completely comfortable, Relaxed, and Happy and hungry in its presence due to it constantly giving off "Happy" and "Hungry" hormones, and always smelling like a nostalgic scent for different individuals. Like chocolate, vanilla, brownies, and cake.

Special Containment Procedures:

The entity can be kept in a normal room with a stove, sink, oven, bed, and bookshelf with a Containment door being open due to the Safe classification, and no hostility. The object can freely move around, normally to the cafeteria, its Containment cell, and other places where humans or animals are to feed and care for them. Many personnel around sites enjoy its company. Thus it can walk around sites freely.

Object may be related to SCP-999. The Tickle Monster. Further tests about the theory TBD.

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