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Assigned Site Site Director HMCL Supervisor Research Head Assigned Task Force
SCPF-Site-0 The Administrator Dr. Heather Everwood Dr. Xavier Moto MTF ω-0 "Ará Orún"

Special Containment Procedures

Description

SCP-#### is a spear that allows its holder to control aspects of reality pertaining to the concept of time. This includes:

  • Attributes of temporal anomalies
  • Gravitation
  • Spacetime Geometry
  • Time symmetry and by extension mass/energy conservation
  • Entropy
  • Death
  • History
  • Memory
  • Timepieces
  • Clockwork

The spear is primarily under the control of Annetta Lang


Excerpts from an orientation for RCT-T personnel held by Site-30 Director Victor Jates, detailing the various parascientific principles of chronological anomalies.

Inertial displacement


First things first, is a booklet called 'Elementary Time Travel and Causal Analysis'; this book detailed phenomenon I like to call "inertial retrocausality". Despite the mathematical rigor of this idea, it was deemed impractical due to the statistical hurdles.

These issues are probably why the books digitization seems to take ages regardless of what timeline or time period your in.


Selected Remarks from SCP-4101-1

"Anna is not the woman you think she is."

"She made a deal with the 3 Gods of the Nootic Churches to attain the spear, and used it to create the first Land Distortion Drives, originally designed to open dormant ways."

"She wandered through time, various iterations from various timelines leaving their mark on the history, working as an odd continuum."

"Ana presented herself to the would-be signers of the forbidden City Convention with a proposed addition to the agreement. This addition is now known as the Ouroboros Protocol"

"The Ana Lang you know today, the one working in Site-120, though separated from the power of the spear, still knows about the spear. She also knows the true reason for her husband's disappearance."

"And there he is now! Still just sitting in that cell while I'm talking to you. Looks kind of bored, really. Maybe tell him I said hi?"


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DATE: 07 Jul 2021 16:16

rating: 0+x
duck

A Drawing Of SCP-021-J

Item #: SCP-021-J

Object Class: Epic

Dude "Epic" is not an Object Class stupid

Oh right. Sorry. The SCP is Too Hard For People To Handle.

Item #: SCP-021-J

Object Class: Epic Apollyon Keter - Too much epicness for you to handle.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-021-J must be put into Site-54, Site-98, Site-8974, Site-21.

Bruh. Your writing an SCP Article. Write professionally.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-021-J must be put into Site-54, Site-98, Site-8974, Site-21. SCP-021-J is to be contained inside of any site. Please note that no personnel (Even 05 Council) are allowed inside his containment chamber due to its extreme epicness.

Description: SCP-021-J is an Epic Duck. Upon memes, the duck can be any size it wants. Any personnel daring to enter SCP-021-J's containment chamber must bow down before it. If it does quack, anyone 20 km near SCP-021-J's containment chamber will die of its epicness.

Ok yea, much better. But, stop saying "Epicness" so much.

Description: SCP-021-J is an Epic Duck. Upon memes, the duck can be any size it wants. Any personnel daring to enter SCP-021-J's containment chamber must bow down before it. If it does quack, anyone 20 km near SCP-021-J's containment chamber will die of its epicness. Awsomepeicness. SCP-021-J loves to eat Peppi, and it will kill anyone in its path to eat it out of a trash can.

Addendum: SCP-021-J was first found in the year 0001. It was in a lake, then, the Unborn SCP foundation (dumb dumbs) contained it for no reason.

Epicness Logs:

Interview Log 021-J.1

<BEGIN LOG>

Dr. Samsung: So, why do you love Peppi so much, duck?

SCP-021-J gets offended

Dr. Samsung: Wait what are you doing-

SCP-021-J: Quack

Dr. Samsung dies
<END LOG>

Lesson: No one likes green water unless you're a psychopath.

Leason 2: Obey duck. Give all gram crackers or u die.

Robux

Claps Wow. Best SCP I have ever seen in me life.

Cry its too epic



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DATE: 07 Jul 2021 16:08

An Elevator Between Time.

rating: 0+x

Special Containment Procedures: All personnel working in SCP-XXXX must wear hotel employee uniforms at all times and must treat any unauthorized personnel who enter SCP-XXXX as guests to the hotel. “Out of Order” signs must be posted on SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B at all times. Someone must always be watching SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B’s entrances to divert any unauthorized personnel away from using them.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Days Inn Hotel in Atlantic City, NJ. Due SCP-XXXX’s location in a populated area it has been deemed best to operate as a normal hotel and to allow civilians to stay in the rooms. SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties are focused at it’s elevators found on any floor. Each floor has two elevators, which from here on out will be labeled SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B. When stepped inside and activated will take everyone and everything inside of them to different locations marked SCP-XXXX-1 through SCP-XXXX-7. While anything inside of SCP-XXXX-A or SCP-XXXX-B will be sent away the elevator doors will still open at the corresponding floor. Pressing a certain button will always bring everything inside to the same location, for example the button for floor 2 will always travel to SCP-XXXX-2.


SCP-XXXX-1: Button labeled ★1 connects with this location.

SCP-XXXX-A arrives in SCP-XXXX's lobby

SCP-XXXX-2: Button labeled 2 connects with this location.

SCP-XXXX-A arrives in large garden with an unknown size. The garden is broken up into several 10 by 10 foot flower beds lined with acacia wood. Each garden has it's own caretaker to water and weed the flower bed. The caretakers closely resemble dryads and nymphs from Greek mythology. When approaching any of the flower beds the caretaker in charge of it will ask if who ever approached would like to "connect with their roots". If refused the caretaker will politely nod and go back to caring for their garden. If their request is accepted the caretaker will ask the subject to lie down in the center of the flower bed and to place their arms crossed over their chest. Upon completion of these instructions plants and weeds growing in the flower bed will begin to slowly wrap the subject and subject them into a state of deep sleep for any where from 2 weeks too 3 years. After this period of time ends subject will awaken fully refreshed and with extensive knowledge of their ancestors and their lives. Subjects describe the incubation period as a sweet dream state that faintly smelt of their favorite flowers.

SCP-XXXX-3: Button labeled 3 connects with this location.


SCP-XXXX-4: Button labeled 4 connects with this location.

Random notes and sounds seem to be playing during the elevator ride but after testing it was revealed to be stereotypical elevator music in reverse. SCP-XXXX-3 is an exact replica of SCP-XXXX but all furniture has been replaced by people posing as furniture. Instead of people the hotel seemed to be run by sentient furniture. All photos or paintings depicting people in the lobby of SCP-XXXX are seen in SCP-XXXX-3 depicting various different furniture posing similarly to the original photos. See addendum 1 for interactions with SCP-XXXX-3 entities.

SCP-XXXX-5: Button labeled 5 connects with this location

As soon as the elevators doors open a short stocky man runs up to everyone inside of the elevator and beats them into unconscious with a single blow of their baseball bat2.Upon waking up subjects will find either fifty dollars or something of valuable taken off of their person's. If a subject doesn't have anything of valuable than parts of subject's body will be taken instead, this includes hair, organs, or genitals. Subject will also find a note thanking subject for their stay and their payment. Depending on what was taken the note will change in tone.
EX:

Hey jerk, thanks for staying with us tonight but next time please bring actually money 
so I don't have to spend all night trying to get your lousy liver out of you. Gonna use
this money to get a new suit since you got blood all over mine.


SCP-XXXX-6: Button labeled 6 connects with this location

Button 6 brings SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B to the center of a small clearing surrounded by thick trees identified as Oregon Pines (Pseudotsuga menziesii var. menziesii). The Oregon Pines are closely strewn together and work as a thick wall preventing any escape from the clearing. Attempts to break through the pines as trees seem to actively destroy any ways of breaking them. See amended 6 for further information. Approximately twenty feet in front of the opening to the elevator a small wooden building faces towards the elevator opening. From the outside the building appears to be a 12 by 6 foot shack with a wooden door with an infinity symbol carved into it. Entering the shack reveals a much larger room that resembles a dirty motel lobby. The lobby contains three chairs, a nightstand with different magazines from unknown writers, a help desk with a single service bell on top, and a hallway stretching endlessly from the end of the help desk.

SCP-XXXX-7: Button labeled 7 connects with this location.
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DATE: 07 Jul 2021 12:20

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Thermal and motion activated cameras are to be placed around
SCP XXXX and monitoring the close proximity up to 100 meters. MTF Unit XXXX “Silent Hunters” is to
be positioned around SCP XXXX, and each operator armed with a Compound Bow and 3 arrows. In
the case an instance of SCP XXXX-1 is observed 50 meters away from SCP XXXX by a thermal camera,
one MTF operator is to take position and neutralize the instance once it is 75-100 meters away from
SCP XXXX and no other instance of SCP XXXX-1 is near of the one to be neutralized.

Description: SCP XXXX is a forest located near ██████, Austria, measuring 3x3 kilometers in
length and having a small cave in the middle. In the forest there are at the time of writing this article
████ instances of SCP XXXX-1, with the amount not noticeably in- or decreasing despite
already ███ neutralized instances which got out of SCP XXXX, with the reason of that still
being unclear.
SCP XXXX-1 are humanoid entities with white-greyish skin, no facial features, and the limbs being 1,5
times the size of a normal human and ending in 3 claws of which the two on the side being
approximately 20 cm long, and the one in the middle being 5-7 cm long and used to climb and cling
onto trees. Instances of SCP XXXX-1 are passive and are observed most of the time clinging at a great
hight on a tree, and rarely walking on the ground. An instance of SCP XXXX-1 becomes active when a
sound louder than 30 decibel is observed, attacking the thing that caused it, even when the sound is
a distance away from the subject, example with a rock being thrown 20 meters away, but instances
of SCP XXXX-1 still precisely attacking the subject and not the rock.
SCP-XXXX-2, which is a cave located in the middle of SCP-XXXX, with the entrance going downwards
for about 20 meters, after that going upwards for another 20 meters. Upon exiting the cave, subjec
are reported to have entered an alternate dimension, in which an unknown poison gas is spread at a
seemingly random time interval throughout the forest which stays for about an hour, as described in
the exploration logs. The gas is unable to be analysed with the tools currently available to the
foundation, gets through gas masks and biohazard suits, is highly toxic, and capable of killing
humans, animals, and instances of SCP XXXX-1 in minutes through organ failure.

Exploration Log 1 Subject is a D-Class, equipped with a camera which is mounted on the shoulder, a microphone to
measure the decibel, headphones to listen to and a tablet which is used to communicate with the
exploration staff. Subject has been told to not speak and keep quiet under any circumstances.
Grammatical and spelling mistakes by the subject are edited out in the log. The goal of this
exploration is to get a general view of the other dimension on the other side of the cave.


Subject gets inside SCP-XXXX
11 decibel
Subject: There are some kind of things in the trees
Dr. ████: Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are common, as long as you keep quiet they wont do anything.
Please proceed

The camera shows the subject moving a distance away from the tree, accompanied by heavy
breathing, with subject noticeably being distressed

24 decibel
Dr. ████: Please keep your breathing down, you are about to hit a critical noise level.
Subject: Alright, just give me a minute
Subject leans on a tree without an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 for a minute, with the breathing getting
quieter

14 decibel
After 56 minutes, subject reaches SCP-XXXX-2, with the loudness of the breathing ranging from 10-22 decibel, depending if the subject is near a SCP-XXXX-1 instance
Dr. ████: please proceed inside the cave
Subject hesitates, but eventually gets inside SCP-XXXX-2
17 decibel
Subject exits SCP-XXXX-2, no changes of the environment are apparent
Dr. ████: Proceed in the direction you are facing
Subject: Okay, but I am hungry and thirsty, do I have any supplies on me?
Dr. ████: No, taking out supplies out of a backpack or anything similar would be to loud
Subject sighs, which reaches 27 decibel
Dr. ████: Please keep quiet! You almost reached the decibel threshold
Subject shakes head slightly, but then begins to walk
Subject walks for one hour and 27 minutes in one direction, which should have resulted in reaching
the edge of the forest

19 decibel
Dr. ████: Subject, do you see the edge of the forest?
Subject: No, I don’t
Dr. ████: Did you walk slower than before?
Subject: No, for sure I walked at the same speed, now look, when do I get out of here? These
monsters are beginning to freak me out
Dr. ████: That depends on how fast you get out of the forest, keep moving
15 decibel
Subject: Alrig
a loud crack is heard, as subject looks down what appears to be a skeleton inside a torn hazmat suit
is visible, with the Subjects foot standing on the vertebrae

42 decibel
Subject is heard swearing loudly through the microphone
55 decibel
Multiple instances of SCP-XXXX-1 lunge at the Subject, attacking and tearing him apart.
Subject deceased, Exploration suspended
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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX-J-1 must be broken open in a single strike against a hard surface. Its contents must then be poured onto a pan which has been coated in butter and heated to anywhere above 72 degrees Fahrenheit (room temperature) and below 140 degrees Fahrenheit. Instances must be prepared over-hard and cooked until completely solid but not charred on a stovetop, then plated and seasoned with one teaspoon of salt and two teaspoons of pepper.3

Description: SCP-XXXX-J refers to an anomalous phenomena surrounding a single, self-replicating egg. If prepared correctly according to the containment procedures, a new egg (SCP-XXXX-J-1) will reappear in the last refrigerator to contain an instance at 7:30am CST on the following morning.

If an instance of SCP-XXXX-J-1 is prepared incorrectly, a devastating K-Class Scenario will occur, the variant of which is determined by the manner in which the instance was incorrectly prepared.

Preparation Method Resulting Scenario Scenario Description
Instance's shell does not crack after being tapped against a hard surface. AK-Class Sas-Saw Scenario All humans will be given a speech impediment that causes the sequence of letters S-A-S to be pronounced as either "sas" or "saw," with no consistent usage.
Instance's shell does not crack after being tapped against a hard surface after a second attempt. BK-Class King of Kings Scenario All restaurants or other establishments that serve hamburgers will become a new Burger King location, meaning that no human will ever consume a good burger again.
Contents enter pan and contain shell CK-Class See K Scenario All humans' field of view will be obscured by a large letter K written in comic sans.
Contents fall on a non-pan surface DK-Class Banana Slamma Scenario Apes gain higher intelligence capabilities and swiftly engage in war with humanity, with coconut cream pies as their primary weapons, of which they will have a seemingly-endless supply of.
No attempts to cook the instance are made, or instance is not plated. EK-Class Eggstranormal Eggvent SCP-XXXX-J-1 will duplicate itself. As opposed to simply creating an additional SCP-XXXX-J-1, it creates a new variant of SCP-XXXX-J, which requires a different method of preparation in order to avoid a different set of K-Class scenarios, with the eggception of an EK-Class Eggstranormal Eggvent.
Pan is dry when contents enter FK-Class Censorship of Expletives Scenario The use of the words [EXPLETIVE], [EXPLETIVE], [EXPLETIVE], [EXPLETIVE], [EXPLETIVE], [EXPLETIVE] and [EXPLETIVE] will result in the sound of a record scratch as opposed to the actual word being spoken, and the speaker's mouth will be covered by a 2D black box for the duration of the sound.
Pan is filled with cooking oil when contents enter GK-Class Information Strain Scenario All conversations taking place among any members of the human race will consist solely of the words "gee" and "'kay."
Pan is at room temperature when contents enter HK-Class Frozen Heck Scenario All entities that produce heat become a coolant, and all coolants begin to produce heat, resulting in the rapid death of most species on earth due to hypothermia.
Pan is above 140 degrees Fahrenheit when contents enter IK-Class I Know Already Scenario Jeez, then I guess I won't explain it again. Don't need to be so snippy about it..
Instance is prepared over-easy JK-Class But What If Scenario Every action taken is interpreted by perceivers to be unserious in nature.
Instance is prepared over-medium KK-Class Bubblegum Scenario Every Saturday, all humans will be attacked at some point throughout the day by a Jack Russell Terrier canine with a banjo taped to one of its front paws.
Instance is prepared scrambled LK-Class See All Evil Scenario When an event occurs that a human considers to be morally reprehensible, the human will be forced to stare in the direction of the event's perpetrators until they are dealt with by a law enforcement agency.
Instance is prepared hard-boiled MK-Class Ultra Scenario All humans will become aware of the information contained in classified government documents through a series of internet "deep-dives."
Instance is prepared sunny-side up NK-Class Knucklehead Scenario General human intelligence is significantly inhibited.
Instance is plated while raw OK-Class, who wants to present first? Me! Me! Today, for show and tell, I brought in my stuffed penguin. His name is RJ. I got him because I beat my dad at whack-a-mole at Seaworld. I like him (=
Instance is plated undercooked PK-Class Poker Night Scenario All of humanity will be entered into a massive 7-card stud poker tournament. The biological male and biological female to place highest will be the sole survivors, and all other contestants will spontaneously combust.
Instance is plated overcooked QK-Class Impatience Scenario All humans will be forced to wait in a single single-file queue to obtain 12oz of drinking water, and must repeat the process once the water is received.
Instance is plated burnt RK-Class Reality Restructuring Scenario Reality will remain unchanged with the exception in that the author of this document will become immortal, indestructible, incredibly handsome, will possess the ability to cause and/or create anything at will, and will be followed by hot girls at all times.
Instance is turned to ash SK-Class Dominance Shift Scenario The current layer of reality will change positions with the bottom layer, resulting in the bottom layer becoming the "dominant" layer and the current layer becoming the "submissive" layer.
Instance is dropped before it is plated TKO-Class Gonna Fly Now Scenario Each member of humanity will be beaten until unconscious by an exact duplicate of fictional five-time world heavyweight boxing champion Rocky Balboa, resulting in severe brain damage.
Instance is seasoned with less than one teaspoon of salt UK-Class Imperialist Takeover Scenario All countries and their citizens will become a part of the United Kingdom, either as a primitive colony or as an extension of the primary country of England.
Instance is seasoned with more than one teaspoon of salt VK-Class TM Scenario All global trademarks, copyrights, and patents will be transferred to the Vikander-Kneed Technical Media (VKTM) multimedia corporation, including those that have yet to be created.
Instance is seasoned with less than one teaspoon of pepper WK-Class Work Scenario In order to survive, humanity will form a civilization around the acquisition of “currency” via the performance and completion of daily “work” from their individual “jobs.” This "currency" will be traded for goods and services, including ones that are necessary for survival.
Instance is seasoned with more than one but less than two teaspoons of pepper XK-Class end-of-the-world Scenario For more information, see all of the above. Additionally, see all of the below, as well as SCP articles SCP-001 through SCP-999999999, with the exception of SCP-6875309.
Instance is seasoned with more than two but less than three teaspoons of pepper YK-Class KYScenario One human will jump off a bridge to their inevitable death, starting a chain reaction of friends who would “jump off a bridge if (friend) did it too.”
Instance is seasoned with three or more teaspoons of pepper ZK-Class Worst Conceivable Scenario Possible Scenario Think of the absolute worst possible outcome, then multiply the severity of that outcome by like, a billion. Whatever that event is will occur.

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DATE: 07 Jul 2021 05:44

Kanix Grace, an Asian-American man who did not know when he had already existed in Theta-80, had super topological ability and metaphysics knowledge…

"King, what do you think? "The supervisor put down the materials and looked at the captain who had taken off the anti-narrative lock.

"I do not know why do he not stay at Theta-80, what can he do here? Like a third theel? OK,OK,we do not a garbage here!"

"Aren't you a member of Meson4,have you been a drak eyes?"

'Yeah,he konws,he knows,everything is he right? We are in the Ganymede-88,not on ganymede!'

"Straighten your attitude! Those childish things you just made, like children, said: 'you met me!"
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    animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale));
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div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
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    animation-name: iconslide;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
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    animation-name: flowIn;
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    animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
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div.arrows {
    animation-name: arrowspin;
    animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-name: fade;
    animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-name: nodegrow;
    animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
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    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
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    animation-duration: calc(0.8s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.32,.38,.39,.94);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
    will-change: box-shadow;
}
 
/* MOBILE QUERY */
@media (max-width: 480px ) {
    .anom-bar > .bottom-box::before {
        display:none;
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    .anom-bar > .bottom-box {
        box-shadow: 0 -0.5rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12))!important;
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        animation-name: bar-mobile;
        animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale));
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    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.2s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
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    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
}
/*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
    div.anom-bar-container { --timeScale: 0; }
}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
@keyframes divider {
    from { max-width: 0%;  }
    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bar {
    from { max-width: 0%; }
    to { max-width: 100%; }
}
@keyframes bar-mobile {
    from { max-height: 0%; }
    to { max-height: 100%; }
}
 
@keyframes bottomup {
    from { top: 100px; }
    to { top: 0; }
}
 
@keyframes expand1 {
    from { opacity: 0; clip-path: inset(0 calc(100% - 0.75rem) 0 0);}
    to { opacity: 1; clip-path: inset(0);}
}
@keyframes iconslide {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateX(-5rem);}
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateX(0);}
}
 
@keyframes expand2 {
    from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;}
    to { opacity: 1; max-width: 100%;}
}
@keyframes fade {
    from { opacity: 0;}
    to { opacity: 1;}
}
 
@keyframes flowIn {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); }
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
}
 
@keyframes arrowspin {
    from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); }
    to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); }
}
@keyframes nodegrow {
    from { transform: scale(0);}
    to {  transform: scale(1);}
}
@keyframes diamondBorder {
    from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}
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Northern-Eastern wall of SCP-XXXX

Special Containment Procedures: The house SCP-XXXX is currently being contained in is currently occupied by Dr. Traverson, who has established a false identity as an IT Support Specialist, with the cover story being that he works from home. All windows of the home have been fitted with shutters. For security, several agents have moved in under the guise of being colleagues.

As of 7/19/2005, authorization was granted for Mobile Task Force Psi-75 to extract SCP-XXXX from the home it was originally in, to be moved to Site-81 so testing could be conducted easier and more efficiently.

As per new containment procedures, SCP-XXXX is to be placed inside of a large containment unit, with two armed guards to be posted outside of the door. SCP-XXXX currently poses no risk of escape, and containment procedures are currently only to restrict unauthorized access. Apart from testing, no personnel are permitted to enter the room alone.

SCP-XXXX-2 is to be kept in a secure storage vault when not in use for testing. A minimum of two armed guards are to be assigned to guarding SCP-XXXX-2.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a windowless room contained inside of a house currently previously located in ██████, Marietta, Georgia. The room is five (5) meters by three (3) meters wide and approximately 2.5 meters tall. The inside is empty, aside from a bed, and a power outlet on the southernmost wall of the room. It was built in 1978, and remained occupied until 2001 until the original owners died. It is unclear wether the original owners didn’t report any unusual activities to SCP-XXXX’s anomalous properties, or if the room wasn’t anomalous during their stay. The room was occupied by sixteen (16) year old child ████, until his suicide on 1/05/2003.

When a sapient entity enters SCP-XXXX alone, the insides of the room appear to shift in size, shape, and appearance according to what situation is present inside. After this process is complete, various situations and entities will manifest inside of the room. These situations follow no particular theme, and have been recorded to contain ritualistic sacrifices, surgeries, terrorist attacks, etc. Meanwhile the entities manifested are usually of characters from TV shows or movies, or more rarely, SCP objects. Situations and entities inside SCP-XXXX are manifested from memories, experiences, and/or knowledge derived from the subject inside. No situation or entity inside of SCP-XXXX have presented any direct danger to the subject inside.

After the subject has entered SCP-XXXX, any events that reside inside of the room appear to be ingrained in the subject's mind as what is "normal" for a bedroom. Depending on what the subject encounters while inside of SCP-XXXX, some subjects have requested to be sent into SCP-XXXX a second time, but it should be noted that this most likely not due to SCP-XXXX itself. Subjects that experience SCP-XXXX will always view SCP-XXXX as a normal bedroom following exposure, and all attempts to convince otherwise using conventional methods have failed (See Interview Log XXXX-3-B). Only known method of convincing any subject of the room's anomalous effect is to remove memories of the room and any memories following exposure using amnestics.

When a subject is sent into SCP-XXXX being informed of the anomalous properties of the room beforehand, the subjects forget about such prior debriefing (See Addendum XXXX-5)

Any form of documentation of SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties from the inside of the room have failed. Video recordings or photographs taken inside of the room turn to black, and all audio recordings appear to be static. Message devices such as phones or computers are unable to send or receive messages, and and form of writing or typing of the events inside of SCP-XXXX show as scribble.

SCP-XXXX appears to be sentient. It is theorized that it effects peoples view on normalcy surrounding bedrooms in order to prevent people from avoiding the room due to its anomalous properties. Despite being seemingly sentient, SCP-XXXX has not attempted to communicate to any subject, and has not responded to requests for an interview.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a Level 2 Humanoid Apparition, location bound, non-violent, non-corporeal. It appears to be the spirit of the deceased ████ who inhabited the room. SCP-XXXX-1 has appeared on occasions inside of closets manifested by SCP-XXXX. Area surrounding SCP-XXXX-1 is surrounded by darkness, which is seemingly unable to be lit. This is theorized to be a "blind spot" for SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 claims to be unwillingly trapped inside of SCP-XXXX (See Interview Logs XXXX-13-A through F)

SCP-XXXX-2 is a box half a meter (0.5m) wide on all sides. SCP-XXXX-2 appears to be made from an unknown metallic substance, and has hieroglyphs of unknown origin painted in purple on each side. When SCP-XXXX is manifesting or demanifested anything, SCP-XXXX-2 glows up until the process has completed. SCP-XXXX-2 has proven immune to any tried method of destruction, and no attempt at degrading the paint on SCP-XXXX-2 has failed. SCP-XXXX-2 appears to be the source of the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX, and upon the box's destruction it is theorized that SCP-XXXX will be effectively neutralized8. According to SCP-XXXX-1, this box contains memetic attributes, however the validity of these claims are unknown (See Interview XXXX-13-F)9

For unknown reasons, A certain group of people lose the effect of normalcy upon exiting the room. This includes family members and other people either involved in or completely fine with the abuse of the child occupying the room. This is what caused the room's anomalous properties to be discovered upon 3/5/2003 when the homeowner experienced SCP-XXXX's effects. Foundation Field Examiner █████ was dispatched to the scene, and due to SCP-XXXX's effect on perception of normalcy, the agent reported no anomalous properties inside of the room. (See Field Log XXXX-A). Upon routine review of Field Logs, SCP-XXXX was discovered, and a more thorough investigation was authorized. (See Field Log XXXX-B)









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    --timeDelay: 0s;
}
 
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    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
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    animation-delay: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
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/* CONTAINMENT, DISRUPTION, RISK CLASSES */
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    clip-path: polygon( 0% 0%, 100% 0%, 100% 100%, 0% 100%);
    animation-name: expand2;
    animation-duration: calc(0.5s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
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    animation-name: expand1;
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div.text-part > :nth-child(2) { animation-delay: calc(0.75s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
div.text-part > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.86s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
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    animation-name: iconslide;
    animation-duration: calc(0.45s * var(--timeScale));
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    animation-timing-function: ease-out;
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/* DIAMOND */
div.arrows {
    animation-name: arrowspin;
    animation-duration: calc(0.7s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
div.quadrants > * {
    animation-name: fade;
    animation-duration: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale));
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    animation-iteration-count: 1;
    animation-timing-function: cubic-bezier(.12,.41,.27,.99);
    animation-fill-mode: backwards;
}
 
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    animation-name: nodegrow;
    animation-duration: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale));
    animation-delay: calc(1.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay));
    animation-iteration-count: 1;
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        animation-duration: calc(0.9s * var(--timeScale));
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    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(3) { animation-delay: calc(0.3s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(4) { animation-delay: calc(0.4s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
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    div.top-center-box > :nth-child(6) { animation-delay: calc(0.6s * var(--timeScale) + var(--timeDelay)); }
 
}
/*--- Motion Accessibility ---*/
@media (prefers-reduced-motion) {
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}
 
/*-------------------------*/
 
@keyframes divider {
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@keyframes bar {
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@keyframes bottomup {
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@keyframes expand1 {
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@keyframes iconslide {
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}
 
@keyframes expand2 {
    from { opacity: 0; max-width: 1%;}
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}
@keyframes fade {
    from { opacity: 0;}
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}
 
@keyframes flowIn {
    from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(20px); }
    to { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }
}
 
@keyframes arrowspin {
    from { clip-path: circle(0%); transform: rotate(135deg); }
    to { clip-path: circle(75%); transform: rotate(0deg); }
}
@keyframes nodegrow {
    from { transform: scale(0);}
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}
@keyframes diamondBorder {
    from { box-shadow: -0.5rem -20rem 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
    to { box-shadow: -0.5rem 0 0 0 rgb(var(--black-monochrome, 12, 12, 12)); }
}
Assigned Site Site Director HMCL Supervisor Research Head Assigned Task Force
USMILA-Site-19 Tilda Moose Dr. Justine Everwood Dr. Xavier Moto MTF ω-12 "Achillees heel"

Description

SCP-001-J is an anomalous reality altering phenomenon that is amplified by individuals who perceive it to be humorous or absurd. This effect is believed to actualize entities described in the "joke articles" created by Foundation personnel.
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