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SCP-XXXX

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You pace down the silent, empty halls of Site-01. In your hand is a warm cup filled with an energizing caffeinated drink, something that has almost become essential in your day to day life. You continue to travel in silence, until you finally reach your destination, a small, empty room with a single monitor above a smooth, wooden desk. Your place your drink down, and rest your tired hands on the keyboard. You move the mouse onto a particular file, and click…

>Would you like to open the SCP-XXXX file?
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>Welcome, O5-1. Accessing SCP-XXXX File
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Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX location, physical means of containment are currently impossible. Containment efforts are to be focused on cooperating with NASA and various other space agencies to prevent the public from discovering SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a massive, highly advanced, biomechanical structure of unknown origin located a constant 150,000 km from Earth. SCP-XXXX appears large sphere shaped structure orbited by a total of 9 arc shaped structures. SCP-XXXX is estimated to be 300 km in diameter, and roughly 15 million years old.

SCP-XXXX is controlled by a sentient AI, and has been cooperative with the Foundation since contact was first made in ████. SCP-XXXX is capable of communication via radio, and is fluent in every known language. SCP-XXXX displays the ability to manipulate both anomalous and non-anomalous forms of energy and matter. In addition to this, SCP-XXXX displays far-reaching high level psionic abilities. SCP-XXXX has been shown to be able to deeply manipulate the minds of large and small amounts of sentient beings completely undetected. SCP-XXXX uses it's capabilities to carry out tasks assigned to it (see Addendum XXXX/A: Initial Contact) Due to the nature of these tasks, SCP-XXXX's continued operation is in the interest of Humanity as a whole.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered after satellites owned by NASA had reportedly discovered a large, unidentified Near-Earth object. Foundation agents implanted in the organization quickly limited the spread of the information and contacted the Foundation. Those involved in SCP-XXXX discovery were administered Class-A Amnestics.

Addendum XXXX/A: Initial Contact

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Addendum XXXX/B: Further Contact

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DATE: 05 Jul 2021 16:32

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Item #: SCP-5473

Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5473 rests on the neck of a skeleton sitting on a wooden chair, inside a 45 m2 cell with lead-lined durable steel walls, 1 automatic rifle aimed directly at SCP-5473's chains for use in an emergency, inside the room. 2 armed personnel are waiting at the door, unauthorized entry from the authorities is prohibited…

Description: SCP-5473 is a 1.08 kilograms medallion made entirely of gold, with the exception of the chains and the jewel inside. The medallion is inlaid with runes.
The diameter of the madallion is 6 cm, the chain is 66 cm long, the medallion contains an unknown red gem engraved with incomprehensible inscriptions, the medallion's chains are made of yellow diamond.

SCP-5473 was discovered in 2012 by the reporting of a flying man in a village in Croatia. When the foundation reached the village, a middle-aged man with black hair and beard, white skin, dressed in
casual clothes, was wearing the medallion, flying 3 meters high…

The medallion was emitting light and moving slightly while the man was whispering something to himself, the armed personnel tried to communicate with the man, the man was partially understood the English, despite the personnel's efforts to reconcile, the man was shouting "go away!" while trembling, the personnel refused to go, man suddenly stopped trembling and shouted, he lifted one of the staff members and threw it with telekinesis, breaking his arm and leg on which he fell, whereupon the Armed Personnel opened fire on the man, but the man successfully evaded the bullets, and then, with a sad and helpless expression on his face, he used his telekinesis power on the SCP personnel truck, hurling the truck towards the personnel, 4 personnel were died and 1 injured, the remaining 7 personnel continued to fire in dismay, but the bullets that hit the man were bouncing straight back, the later foundation helicopter fired a volley at the man, several bullets hit the medallion and the medallion finally fell off the man's neck, the man was also fell from 3 meters high. The man and the personnel, returned to the foundation together, and the medallion was taken to the research center.

The man was asked why he attacked the personnel, the man replied, "I said go, but no, I attacked, the medallion attacked", and he suddenly aged, turned 80-90 from the age of 40 and made a mixture talk of Ottoman Turkish and Croatian sentences and died of old age.
(The man was named SCP-5473-1 because he had no known name.)

Medallion Experiment

As a result of the examination on the medallion, it was decided that the light emitted by the medallion did not cause any harm, the gold from which the body of the medallion was made was shining like new, SCP-5473 was not responsible for the aging of the man, so the medallion had no known side effects. After that SCP-5473 and a D-Class Personnel got locked in a private observation-storage room that watched live. D-Class personnel laughed like crazy after wearing the medallion, there was nothing around that he could throw with telekinesis, but he was trying to learn all his abilities for escape from the room, after 1 hour of struggle he found the right ability, and he melted the double-deck bulletproof thick glass with a hand gesture, while laughing after he left the room, the armed personnel shot at the medallion's chain, so the medallion fell to the ground and the D-Class personnel lost his powers, then the D-Class Personnel started swearing at the armed personnel and was shot in the head when he tried to kick them…

SCP-5473 was placed on its own in a cell with standard steel walls.

The medallion remained harmless in the room for 3 days, emitting only a dim light.
On the 4th day, the guard at the gate reported hearing whispers in his head that he should wear the medallion.
Although these whispers increased in his head with each passing day, the officer obeyed orders and did not wear the medallion. At week 4, SCP-5473 stopped whispering to the guard, and the light it emitted began to grow stronger, eventually the medallion lifted into the air and began to vibrate, within 15 seconds the first burst of energy took place, 30 Within seconds, the second burst of energy occurred much stronger, the explosion caused the steel walls of the room to collapse, and emitted a low amount of radiation, the guard at the door died because of the explosion on the walls, while the medallion slams from side to side with irregular movements, and small energy Explosions were forming, SCP-5473 was fired upon, but this in a larger explosion resulted in the death of 3 employees, eventually SCP-5473 was snatched around the neck of one of the deceased employees, and the situation calmed.

SCP-5473 was taken back to the research facility, then strapped to SCP-2241's neck in a secure area for all its powers to be identified.
Gained new features, such as heat manipulation, but the medallion's
main effect on him was not to give him new powers, but rather to strengthen his already possessed powers, SCP-2241's own powers being many times stronger, using his powers more quickly, effectively and with control than before.

The observed powers of the SCP-5473 are:

  • Telekinesis
  • Fly
  • Heat manipulation
  • Bulletproof Durability
  • Regeneration
  • Zap
  • Energy Blast
  • Aging Immunity
  • Power Augmentation

Finally, SCP-5473 was hung around the neck of a skeleton and placed in its special cell.

Addendum: Corpse investigation Report
As a result of the research on the man's body, it was understood that the man was born in the 1600s, he spoke Ottoman Turkish mixed with Croatian before he died, it showed that he was born in the Croatian region, considering that the man was 40 years old before removing the medallion, the man must have been wearing the medallion for 350-360 years on average, the sentence he said before he died translated as "Found █████ in a strange chest with █████ written on it, ████ █████ ██ ██████"…

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DATE: 05 Jul 2021 09:57
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Threat Level:Black

Special Containment Procedures: SPCXXX is stored in reliquary area [DATA EXPUNGED] and is located 1000M below sea level. XXX is kept in a 10 M x 10 M x 10 M air tight steel room, with 2 automated strip lights installed in the ceiling along with various sensors. The room is secured by 3 layers of 10 inch thick secure Class A containment gates weighing ***kg and composing of concrete and steel. Aside from the entrance, the whole of the containment chamber is encased entirely in 20 inch thick concrete. On either side of the outermost containment gate are 5 05 security clearance key-card holders.

XXX stands in the center of the room, upon a rectangular steel pedestal measuring 1 m in height and which encases one of the two thermonuclear devices located in reliquary area [DATA EXPUNGED].

No personnel may attempt to access SCP XXX. Any attempt to do so will lead to immediate termination.

Description: SCP XXX is an hourglass containing the ashes of every human, living, deceased and yet to exist.

The ashes in the top half of XXX are the ashes of all humans yet to exist and those currently alive. The ashes in the bottom half are the ashes of all humans that have died.

The hourglass was procured by the foundation on the [REDACTED]from [REDACTED].

How the foundation came to learn of XXX and its properties is unknown.

The amount of ash left in the top half of XXX and thus time left for the human race is unknown All D class- subjects exposed to the hour glass have since been terminated in order to prevent this information being revealed and all researchers who have seen XXX [and the initial retrieval squad] were administered with a class C amnestic, after writing reports which have been censored of all reference to the amount of ash in the upper and lower parts of the hourglass. When XXX was under research no recording devices were allowed under threat of termination and no digital footage or artistic representation exists. All but the most senior researchers were administered with class C amnestic targeting all memory of SCP XXX following the end of research, as mandated by the 05 council.

Accessing XXX

In order for the containment gates to open, each of the 10 key-card holders must be inserted with an 05 key-card, within 30 seconds of the initial key-card being inserted. If this does not occur then the thermonuclear device located within the room will be detonated immediately, followed by the thermonuclear device located at the sole entrance to reliquary area [DATA EXPUNGED], lethal nerve agent will also be deployed throughout the whole of area [DATA EXPUNGED] through the ventilation system and all doors will be automatically closed. If 10 key-cards are inserted within the time limit the gates will open and will only shut when all 05 key-cards are retracted. When the gate is closed any change in the environment (picked up by sensors in the room) will lead to the previously described failsafe being implemented with immediate effect.

In all cases of key-card activation and/or failsafe implementation all non class A personnel at area XXX will be terminated via explosive chips inserted into cranium of all personnel located at area [DATA EXPUNGED]

Terminating XXX

Alternatively, if after a 30 second period from the initial key-card activation 5 to 9 05 key-cards are inserted the 2 thermonuclear devices located in area [DATA EXPUNGED]will start a countdown of 20 minutes after which they will be deployed, along with the lethal nerve agent and the automated shutting of all doors. This will provide all key-card holders ample time to evacuate area [DATA EXPUNGED] before destruction.

In all cases of key-card activation and/or failsafe implementation all non class A personnel at area XXX will be terminated via explosive chips inserted into cranium of all personnel located at area [DATA EXPUNGED]

Threat Potential and Proposed Scenarios

SCP XXX is deemed a severe threat by the foundation due to its hypothetical potential to bring about multiple K class scenarios

K class scenarios

It is hypothesized that if the hourglass is turned over all current human life would be wiped out and replaced by previously deceased humans, including long dead ancestors. This would lead to famine,technological collapse and the release of SCP’s on a massive scale following the inevitable collapse of the foundation following the death of all personnel. This in itself would lead to further k class scenarios and the probable extinction of humanity.

Another postulation by researchers that in the event of XXX being turned over the deceased may reanimate into our world in anomalous form, resembling the traditional ghost or other instances of anomalous reanimation, possibly leading to a K class scenario.

LK class scenario

It has also been hypothesized that in the case of the hour glass being turned over it has the possibility to resurrect pre homo sapien species other close relatives. This could result in a LK class scenario in which the remaining homo sapiens are overthrown by closely related species, such as SCP 1000’s species.

Immortality theory

Researchers have also speculated that turning XXX on its side or otherwise stopping the flow of ash could lead to immortality for humanity. Many researchers have pressed for this course of action but have been denied conclusively by the 05 council and ethics board. Former head scientist of research into XXX, Dr [Expunged] was terminated following attempts to put XXX on its side. Following this incident all research and contact with SCP XXX was temporarily halted and new containment procedures implemented..

Foundation induced XK class scenario

It has been theorised that XXX will prompt a foundation run extermination of the human species. Proponents of this theory hold that if the foundation discovers that the extinction of the human race is imminent it may launch an extermination of all humans in order to prevent extermination by anomalous forces.

[[Additional Notes]]
//All research of SCP XXX was halted on 20/04/2020, as mandated by the 05 council following the recovery of archive 5000-1, after which it was relocated to reliquary area [DATA EXPUNGED] and current containment procedures were implemented. //

Any further research or access to XXX is prohibited under threat of termination.

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DATE: 05 Jul 2021 08:25
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Item #: SCP-5328

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5328
It is stored in a cell in Area 177, surrounded by special thick walls measuring 6.5m x 6m x 6m, 1 armed guard waits at the door, the walls are Barrier Tekno Silence soundproofed and it is forbidden for the personnel to enter without permission.

Description: SCP-5328 is an obelisk measuring 3m x 0.6m x 0.6m.

When the obelisk came to the foundation, the structure of the obelisk was examined, and none of the stones and jewels in it were from this world, except for diamonds and sapphires.
Employees who touched the obelisk stated that they saw the obelisk in their dreams.
Until the function of the obelisk was understood, the obelisk was locked in a standard room with a guard at the door, on the 3rd day the obelisk communicated with the guard via telekinesis, and the guard heard the voice "I can satisfy his curiosity" in his head, the guard asked the obelisk, what are you, the obelisk told him it was just an obelisk from the Kozmos, and after he said he could answer any question, he disappeared with a burst of light.
After the obelisk disappeared, the guard told the incident to the authorized foundation personnel, the guard was demoted for speaking to scp without informing anyone…

The obelisk continued to be sought after for 8 years and was finally found in Sweden in 2012, the foundation upgraded the obelisk preservation procedures.

The obelisk claimed to have the knowledge to answer all the questions, it was investigated what caused the irradiation of the obelisk, but to no avail, attempts to open the obelisk were also unsuccessful, the obelisk was not damaged by firearms, heat, cold or anything else, then a lazer fired into the obelisk, the laser damaged it, but soon the obelisk repaired itself and returned to its original state, after which attempts to open the obelisk were terminated.
But a tracking device was successfully placed on the obelisk, after that together with 2 B class personnel, Researcher Meg Neilson entered the cell.

The dialogue between the Obelisk and Meg Neilson is given below.

Obelisk : Welcome, Meg Neilson, ███████ and █████████

Researcher M. Neilson : Okay, I hope you don't get lost right after my question.

Obelisk: It's usually always like that

Researcher M. Neilson : All right, so I'm going to ask multiple questions, first, do you have any names? Secondly, what is your purpose? Third and last, where do you come from? from the cosmos?

Obelisk :
No, I don't have any name. My purpose is to satisfy your curiosity. Partially yes I come from the Kozmos but not from the Cosmos which is exactly the universe as you know it…

Researcher M. Neilson: What do you mean?

"With the explosion of light, the obelisk disappears"

The location of the obelisk was found again thanks to the tracking device, this time the obelisk was found 180 meters below the black sea, it was brought ashore with the land under it, and before taking it to the organization, researcher Meg Neilson, who came with the team, asked a few more questions to the obelisk.

Researcher M. Neilson : This time I will ask more difficult questions.

Obelisk : Of course, questions that would be difficult for me will not even come to mind.

M. Neilson : All right, When is the end of the world?

Obelisk : The end of the world is coming on many different dates, but I can say [DATA EXPUNGED] as the most recent date…

"The Obelisk disappears"

After this incident, the O5 Council had M. Nelson's memory erased in a controlled manner.

When the Obelisk was brought back to the foundation, tracking device is removed because the tracking device is damaged and a new one installed. The O5 council restricted the use of the Obelisk even to B-class personnel, as it could reveal too much confidential information and be used to the detriment of the foundation.
Researchers and some B-Class personnels took their idea to the council to ask the all-knowing Obelisk about SCP-682's weak spot, but given that each question Obelisk is teleporting to a farther location, and the tracking device was damaged due to distance, it was decided that any question should be considered at length, and questioning has been postponed…

Addendum: Discovery :
Obelisk was first found in 2004 by a farmer plowing his field in the city of Çankırı, Turkey, when the villager could not move the obelisk, he informed the authorities, even the authorities could not move the obelisk, one of the officers said that obelisk contacted him with telekinesis, after that the SCP foundation stepped in, the piece of land under the obelisk was taken to the foundation together with obelisk, standard memory deletion was applied to the witnesses.
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SCP-XXXX - Sahtekar Tanrı

Nesne Türü : Keter(eskiden) - Euclid

Saklama Prosedürleri : SCP-XXXX, duvarları
Isı ve ses yalıtımlı, çelikten yapılma, aynalarla kaplı, -23 ile 23 derece arasında değişken sıcaklıklarda, 8 silahlı personelin koruduğu, gizli kameralarla izlenen standart büyüklükte bir odada muhafaza edilmektedir…

Açıklama : SCP-XXXX 2 metre boyunda (x) kilogram ağırlığında, beyaza yakın açık kırmızı ten rengine sahip, yüzünde beyaz bir maske takan, kısa sayılacak pençelere sahip, zeki, insansı bir anomalidir, insan psikolojisine ağır etkisi vardır, (sahte formunda psikoljiye iyi etkileri vardır, bir kişi onu gerçek formunda görürse, kişi üzerinde geri dönülemez psikolojik sorunlar doğurur.) Paronoya, halisulasyon, sebepsiz korku, mide bulantısı, öfke bunlardan bazılarıdır.

SCP'nin keşfi vakıf çalışanlarından Ali C.'nin bulduğu kanlı bir günlüğe dayanır.

*Günlük ektedir*
[Gün 4 : Karla, bugün *'da doğada bir gezintiye çıktık, bir nehirin ardında içinden ışık süzen bir mağara vardı, 4 arkadaşım da içeri girmeye tereddüt etti, ben önce girince arkamdan geldiler, ve sonra Karla, hayatımdaki en güzel şeyi gördüm, Tanrıyı gördüm Karla, cenneti gördüm, hepimiz gördük, Tanrı ile mutlaka senin de tanışman lazım ama yine de anlatayım, Tanrı 2 metre, yakışıklı, hafif sakallı, kaslı, hayranlık uyandırıcı biri, her neyse olayı anlatayım, içeri girdik, inanmadım Karla, o mağaranın içi devasa bir cennete dönüştü, mutlaka bir gün ikimiz beraber buraya geleceğiz, Tanrı bizi karşıladı ve bize teker teker isimlerimiz ile selam verdi, daha sonra bize burasının cennet ve kendisinin de Tanrı olduğunu söyledi, hepimiz ona hayranlıkla baktık, gözlerim doldu, Tanrıya sarıldım, o da bana sarıldı ve başımı okşadı, tıpkı bir baba gibi… Daha sonra bizi sütten akan bir nehire götürdü süt soğuktu ama yine de mükemmel hissettiriyordu, tadı her sütten güzeldi, nehirde rahatladık, Tanrıya bu sütün ne sütü olduğunu sordum, hafifçe güldü ve "kısmen insan" dedi, her neyse daha sonra huzurlu bir şekilde nehirden çıktım, ve mükemmel kokan tertemiz çimlere yatıp bu okuduğun metinleri yazdım…

Gün 5 : Uyuyakalmışım Karla, rüyamda Tanrıyı gördüm, öylece bana bakıyordu, ciddi bir şekilde… Her zamanın aksine uyandıktan sonra o kadar huzurlu hissetmedim, ta ki Tanrıyı ve dostlarımı görene kadar, hep beraber bir daha çıkmışlardı, hemen yanlarına gittim, dağdan cenneti izledik, daha sonra tanrıdan hep beraber bir yemek yemeyi istedim, Tanrı bir el hareketi ile bir masa yarattı, üzerinde altından tabaklarda mükemmel biftekler, altından kadehlerde lüks şaraplar vardı, ve ortada da bir elma, Tanrı ortaya oturdu, elmadan bir ısırık aldı ve daha sonra elmayı yok etti, önemsemedim ve herkesle beraber yemeğe başladım, özür dilerim Karla ama Tanrı senden daha güzel yemek yapıyor :D
Neyse, biraz zaman geçti ve Tanrı bize bulutlarda uyuyabilecegimizi söyledi, bulutlar gerçek bulutlardan çok pamuk gibi, ama yinede rahat, şimdi kendimi bu rahat bulutlara bırakacağım, bak neler kaçırdın, sana tatilin çok güzel olacağını söylemiştim, keşke sende gelseydin. Seni seviyorum Karla, seni seviyorum aşkım…

Gün 6 : Karla, anlayamıyorum, cennette neden böyle tuhaf rüyalar görüyorum anlamıyorum, yine Tanrıyı gördüm bana baktı, elindeki elmadan bir ısırık aldı ve elmayı cennetten aşağıya fırlattı, daha sonra küçümser bir şekilde güldü, uyandığımda çok tuhaf hissettim, rüyamı Tanrıya anlattım, bana cennette olduğumu ama henüz ölmediğim için böyle şeylerin normal olduğunu söyledi, hep beraber yemek yedik ve sonra hayatımın en güzel anlarını yaşadım, hep beraber uzaya çıktık, uzayda serin bir rüzgar eşliğinde hızlıca uçtuk, nebulalardan geçtik, çok güzel manzaralar gördük, galaksiler gördük, farklı gezegenlere indik, en sonunda cennete geri döndük. Süt nehrinde biraz dinlenmeye karar verdim.

Gün 7 : Rüyamda seni gördüm Karla, sana doğru geliyordum ki Tanrı beni cennete çağırdı, ben seni istiyordum ama bacaklarım beni cennete soktu, tuhaf bir rüyaydı, uyandığımda arkadaşlarım havuzda meyve ve dondurma yiyyordu, yanlarına gittim, biraz sohbet ettik, laf arasında rüyalarımı anlattım Jasmine hariç hepsi saçmaladığımı söyledi, Jasmine de benim geçen gün gördüğüm elmalı rüyayı görmüş, bu bana tuhaf hissettirdi ama yanlız olmadığımı bilmek hoş, Jasmine ile beraber konuşarak yürümeye çıktık, ve ışıklı bir kapı fark ettik, kapıya doğru ilerledik ve birden bire Tanrı arkamızdan geldi, ve bize, "hayır oraya girmek istemezsiniz, kimse cehennemi görmek istemez" dedi, "elbette istemez" dedim ve eğlenmeme baktım, her neyse yarın yine yazarım, şimdi dinozorlari görmeye gidiyoruz…

Gün 8 : Karla, bugün gördüğüm rüya hayatımdaki en korkunç rüyaydı önce o kapıyı gördüm, kapı yeşillige açılıyordu, sonra Tanrıyı gördüm normal şekilde gülüyordu, daha sonra bana yaklaştı ve birden bire kırmızı tenli, pençeli, yüzünde maske olan, kaslı bir şeye dönüştü, şeytan gibi bir şeye… Çığlık çığlığa uyandım rüyamı Jasmine'e anlattım Jasmine de benimle aynı rüyayı görmüş. Jasmine'e beklemesini söyledim ve kapıyı kontrol etmeye gittim, kapıdan bir vücudumun kısmımı çıkarttım, hayır Karla orası cehenneme açılmıyordu, mağaradan dışarıya açılıyordu, sonra omzumda kırmızı ve pençeli bir el gördüm, beni içeri çekti, içeride o elin Tanrıya ait olduğunu anladım, ama artık normal görünüyordu, Tanrı bana "Cehennemi görmek mi istiyorsun? Neden anlamıyorsun oraya gidersen Cehennemi görürsün!" diye bağırdı, ve hafifçe gülüp, "kusura bakma, ama cidden bunu istemezsin" dedi sonra diğerlerinin yanına gitti. Aman Tanrım Karla, bu hayatımdaki en korkunç şeydi, o eli asla unutamam, uykuya ihtiyacım var bulutlara gidiyorum, yatacağım…

Gün 9 : Karla rüyamda yine onu gördüm, ama cennette değil, cehennem gibi korkunç bir yerdeydi, arkası bana dönüktü ve belden üstü çıplaktı, sırtında kırbaç izleri vardı, bana baktı, yüzünde yine o maske vardı, sonra güldü… Uyandım bunu Jasmine'e anlattım, beni onayladı, buradan ne olursa olsun çıkacağım, seni özledim Karla, Tanrıya bunu söyleyeceğim…
Karla, Tanrıya gitmek istediğimi söyledim, ama bana "Cennete giren birdaha çıkamaz, evladım, karını öldükten sonra görürsün" dedi ve izin vermedi, hayır! hayır! hayır!, ben seni göreceğim Karla. Bizim arkadaşlara gideceğimi söyledim. Jasmine ile beraber kapıdan çıkmaya çalışırken o bize rüyamdaki o korkunç hali ile göründü tek fark bedeni daha az kırmızıydı, korkunç şekilde "buradan çıkmak yok çocuklarım" dedi, çok fena korktum ve terledim, Jasmine ile beraber diğer arkadaşlarımızın yanına gittik ve olanı biteni anlattık, bize inanmadılar, sonra Jasmine onlara "O bir sahtekar! Belki de şeytandır!" Dedi, David hariç kimse ona inanmadı ve Tanrı yanımıza gelince, diğerleri ona bizi ispiyonladı (şerefsizler) O ise güldü ve "Hayır, haklılar ben Tanrı değilim, bir sahtekarım dedi" işte o an ölmek istedim, cennet birden bire değişti, cehennem gibi bir yer oldu, süt nehri aslında kan nehriymiş, biftekler insan uzvuymuş, şaraplar kanmış, bulutlar asit yağdıran kara bulutlar, yerdeki çimler insanların damarları, ağaçlar ve zemin deriden yapılma, gök yüzüneki güneş karanlık ve o, Tanrı, o lanet bir sahtekar, belki de şeytan, herkes çığlık attı ve kaçmaya başladı, Tanrı sandığımız o şerefsiz birden David'i yakasından tuttu ve eliyle kafasını koparttı, yüce Tanrım, David benim çocukluk arkadaşımdı, "neden!" Diye bağırdım, yerde bir insan kemiği buldum, kemiği aldım ve o canavarın çenesine doğru vurdum, kemik kırıldı, o şerefsizin de yüzündeki maskeden birkaç damla kan aktı, burnunu çekti ve şeytani bir kahkaha attı, bana doğru atıldı, daha sonra Mavis beni savunmak için ileri atıldı, Mavis öylece ikiye ayrıldı, daha sonra ben ve Tarik, o yaratığa saldırdık, maskesini indirdi, Tarik'in boynunu ısırdı ve kopardı, o maskesini geri takmaya çalışırken ona tekme attım, kandan nehire düştü. Uzaktan beni çağıran Jasmine'i gördüm yanına doğru gittim, dağın arkasındaki devasa ağaçlardan birinin kovuğuna saklandık, hiç farketmedim ama kolum kanıyormuş, her neyse Karla, bu lanet yerden ve o Orospu Çocuğundan kaçacağız sana yemin ediyorum kaçacağız, o orospu çocuğu bunun bedelini ödeyecek, buraya bütün Amerikan ordusunu yığacağım, o piç şu an dışarıda uçarak bizi arıyor, her neyse Karla yazmayı kesiyorum, kovuktan kafamı kaldırdım, çıkış kapısını gördüm, fark edilmeden çıkabilirmiyiz bilmiyorum, ama denemek zorundayız, yoksa kan kaybından öleceğim, seni seviyorum Karla…

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DATE: 04 Jul 2021 23:29

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/*---- TAB ANIMATION by Croquembouche ---- */
 
.yui-navset .yui-content > div {
    display: block;
    top: 0;
    overflow: hidden;
    transform-origin: 0 0;
}
 
#page-content .yui-navset .yui-content > div[style*="none"] {
    display: block !important;
    flex: 0;
    max-height: 0;
    padding: 0 0.5em;
    border-width: 0;
    /* The following transition affects the one that DISAPPEARS */
    transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s,
          border-width 0s linear 0.5s,
          flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18,.51,.54,.9) 0s;
    animation: tab-disappear 0.5s ease-in-out 0s 1 both;
}
#page-content .yui-navset .yui-content > div[style*="block"] {
    display: block !important;
    flex: 1;
    max-height: 9999rem;
    /* The following transition affects the one that APPEARS */
    transition: padding 0s linear 0.5s,
          border-width 0s linear 0.5s,
          flex 0.5s cubic-bezier(.18,.51,.54,.9) 0.5s;
    animation: tab-appear 0.5s ease-in-out 0.5s 1 both;
}
 
@keyframes tab-disappear {
    0% { max-height: 9999rem; }
    1% { max-height: 100vh; }
    100% { max-height: 0; }
}
@keyframes tab-appear {
    0% { max-height: 0; }
    99% { max-height: 100vh; }
    100% { max-height: 9999rem; }
}
 
/* ---- INFO BAR ---- */
 body{
     --barColour: #21252E;
     --linkColour: #ededed;
}
 
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content{
     padding: 0 .5em 30px;
}
 .info-container .collapsible-block-content .wiki-content-table{
     width: 100%;
}
 
/* Ayer's info-bar patch by Monkatraz */
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link  {
    width: 100%;
    max-width: 100%;
    margin: 0 auto;
    padding: 0;
    box-shadow: none;
}
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-link::before, #page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-unfolded-link::before  {
    content: " ";
    display: none;
}
#page-content .info-container .collapsible-block-content::after {
    display: none;
}
 
/* ---- INFO PANE ---- */
 
#page-content .creditRate{
     margin: unset;
     margin-top: 4px;
     margin-bottom: 4px;
     margin-right: 3px;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #21252E;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .creditButton p a {
    border-left-color: transparent;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    border-radius: 0;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    border-left: 0;
}
 
.rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    border-radius: 0;
}
 
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info {
     color: #ededed;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
     color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
#page-content .creditButtonStandalone p a {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #21252E;
    border-radius: 0;
    box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
    color: #ededed;
}
#page-content .creditButtonStandalone p a:hover {
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
#page-content .modalbox {
     background: #2F333C !important;
     color: #ededed;
     box-shadow: none;
}
.close-credits,
.credit-back {
    filter: grayscale(100%) invert(100%) contrast(275%);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE RATING ---- */
 
.page-rate-widget-box {
     margin: unset;
     border-radius: 0;
     border: solid 2px #21252E;
     box-shadow: 3px 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
     background-color: #21252E;
     margin-top: 4px;
     margin-bottom:4px;
     margin-right: 3px;
}
 
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
    background-color: #21252E !important;
    border: none;
    color: #ededed !important;
    text-transform: capitalize;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-top: none;
    border-bottom: none;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
    background: transparent;
    color: #ededed;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
    background: #21252E;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
    background: transparent;
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: none;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
    color: #ededed;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
    background: #21252E;
    color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* ---- PAGE ELEMENTS ---- */
 
.page-source, tt{ 
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
    font-size: 0.87rem;
}
 .code pre, .code p, .code {
    font-family: "Fira Code", monospace;
    font-size: 0.87rem;
    color: #21252E;
}
 
h1 {
    color: var(--accentColor);
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
h2,
h3,
h4,
h5,
h6 {
    color: #EDEDED;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-weight: bold;
}
 
#page-title {
    color: #ededed;
    font-family: 'Josefin Sans', sans-serif;
    font-size: 1.65rem;
    text-align: center;
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* Clicky links */
a,
a.newpage,
a:visited,
#side-bar a:visited {
    color: var(--accentColor);
    transition: color 0.15s linear;
}
a:hover, a.newpage:hover, a:visited:hover, #side-bar a:visited:hover {
    color: #ffffff;
    text-decoration: none;
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
a.newpage { filter: hue-rotate(180deg); }
 
/* patch for sidebar media, collapsibles, ACS, info button and ayers module so link doesn't override */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded a:hover, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link a:hover, #page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover, #side-bar .side-block.media a:hover, .danger-diamond a:hover {
    background: transparent;
}
.info-container .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link, .info-container .collapsible-block-link {
    background: var(--linkColour) !important;
}
 
hr{
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
blockquote,
div.blockquote,
#toc {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 2px #2F333C;
    box-shadow: -3px 0px 0px -0.1px var(--accentColor);
}
 
.code {
    background-color: #F8F8F8;
    border: solid 3px #2F333C;
    box-shadow: none;
}
.scp-image-block {
    border: solid 8px #21252E;
    border-bottom: solid 0px #21252E;
    box-shadow: 0px 0.26rem 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border: solid 4px #21252E;
    color: #ededed;
    font-size: 0.84rem;
}
.scp-image-block.block-left { margin-left: 0; }
.scp-image-block.block-right { margin-right: 0; }
@media (max-width: 540px) {
  .scp-image-block.block-left, .scp-image-block.block-right {
    float: none; clear: both; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;
  }
}
 
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr th {
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    background-color: #21252E;
    /* set border for table title */
}
#page-content .wiki-content-table tr td {
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor);
    /* set border for table content */
}
 
/* fancy collapsible */
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    background: #21252E;
    transition: background 0.25s linear;
    padding-top: 0.5rem;
    padding-bottom: 0.5rem;
    padding-left: 1rem;
    padding-right: 1rem;
    width: min-content;
    white-space: nowrap;
    overflow: hidden;
    margin: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded .collapsible-block-link::before {
    content: "▷ ";
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded .collapsible-block-link::before {
    content: "▽ ";
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-link {
    text-decoration: none;
    color: #ededed;
    font-weight: bold;
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded:hover, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link:hover {
    background: var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    box-shadow: 0px -0.26rem 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
#page-content .collapsible-block-folded, #page-content .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
    margin-top: 10px;
    margin-bottom: 10px;
}
 
/* Selection */
::selection {
    background: var(--accentColor);
    color: #ffffff;
}
 
/* Footnotes */
.hovertip {
    font-size: .9rem;
    background-color: #21252E !important;
    border: solid 1px var(--accentColor) !important;
}
.footnotes-footer {
    background-color: #21252E;
    padding-left: 1.4rem;
    padding-right: 1.4rem;
    padding-bottom: 1.5rem;
    box-shadow: -0.24rem 0px 0px 0px var(--accentColor);
}
.footnotes-footer .title {
    color: #ededed;
}
.footnote .f-footer, .equation .e-footer, .reference .r-footer {
    display: none;
}
 
/* Tags */
#main-content .page-tags a {
    margin-top: .18rem;
}
.page-tags span {
    border-top: 1px solid #ededed;
}
 
/* Pop-Up Windows */
.owindow {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
.owindow .modal-header {
    background-color: #21252E;
}
 
.owindow .modal-body img {
    background-color: transparent !important;
}
 
.owindow .title {
    background-color: #21252E;
    color: #var(--accentColor);
    border-bottom: 1px solid #2F333C;
}
 
.owindow .button-bar a {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: #ededed;
}
.owindow .button-bar a:hover {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
}
 
/* Edit Buttons */
.buttons .btn {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: var(--accentColor);
    padding: 3px 5px;
}
.buttons .btn:hover {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
    color: #21252E;
}
 
/* Edit Lock Info*/
#lock-info {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* Close Button for Page Source, Rating, Etc */
a.action-area-close:hover {
    background-color: #21252E;
}
 
/* Page-History Current */
.pager .current {
    background-color: var(--accentColor);
    border-color: #ededed;
}
 
/* History Compare */
.inline-diff ins, .inline-diff del {
    color: #21252E;
}
 
/* ---- INTERWIKI ---- */
 
.scpnet-interwiki-frame{
    filter: invert(100%) grayscale(100%) contrast(75%);
}
 
/* ---- CUSTOM SYNTAX ---- */
 
.darkbox {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-left: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    border-right: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    padding: .4rem;
    margin-top: 12px;
    margin-bottom:12px;
}
 
.lightbox {
    background-color: #ededed;
    color: #21252E;
    border-left: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    border-right: solid 0.26rem var(--accentColor);
    padding: .4rem;
    margin-top: 12px;
    margin-bottom:12px;
}
.lightbox h2, .lightbox h3, .lightbox h4, .lightbox h5, .lightbox h6 {
    color: #21252E;
}
 
.limit {
    margin-bottom: -1rem;
    z-index: 5;
 
}
.anchor {
    position: sticky;
    height:0;
    top: 0;
    z-index: 5;
}
.sidebox {
    background-color: #21252E;
    border-top: solid 2px var(--accentColor);
    padding: .14rem;
    margin-top: 0;
    margin-bottom: 8px;
    width: calc((100vw - 870px)/2);
    max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
    position: absolute;
    top: 0;
    left: 103.5%;
    z-index: 5;
    overflow: auto;
    box-sizing: border-box;
}
/* Sidebox mobile optimization, courtesy of Woed */
@media (max-width: 1290px) {
   .sidebox {
        width: auto;
        max-width: 65vw!important;
        border: none;
        padding-left: 0.4rem; padding-right: 0.4rem;
        top: 0.75rem;
        right: calc(((100vw - 45.8rem)/2) * -1);
        left: initial;
        -webkit-clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 calc(100% - 0.85rem));
        clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 calc(100% - 0.85rem));
        -webkit-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        -o-transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.2s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        overflow: visible;
    }
 
    .sidebox::before, .sidebox::after {
        content: " ";
        position: absolute;
        right: 0;
    }
 
    .sidebox::before {
        top: calc(50% - 0.75rem);
        width: 0;
        height: 0;
        border-top: 0.75rem solid transparent;
        border-bottom: 0.75rem solid transparent;
        border-right: 0.75rem solid var(--accentColor);
        transition: border 0.1s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        z-index: 10;
    }
 
    .sidebox::after {
        top: 0;
        max-width: 0.75rem;
        width: 100%;
        height: 100%;
        box-shadow: 0.15rem 0 0 0 var(--accentColor);
        max-height: calc(100vh - 18rem);
        background-color: #21252E;
        z-index: -1;
        transition: box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, max-width 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
    }
 
    .sidebox > * {
        opacity: 0;
        -webkit-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
        -o-transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
        transition: opacity 0.2s ease-in-out 0.2s;
    }
 
    .sidebox:hover {
        overflow: visible;
        -webkit-clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 0);
        clip-path: inset(-0.125rem -0.25rem 0 0);
        -webkit-transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        -o-transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
        transition: color 0.5s ease-in-out 0.2s, right 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-clip-path 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s, -webkit-box-shadow 0.5s ease-in-out 0.1s;
    }
 
    .sidebox:hover::before {
        border-top: 0 solid transparent;
        border-bottom: 0 solid transparent;
    }
    .sidebox:hover::after {
        box-shadow: 0 -0.125rem 0 0 var(--accentColor);
        right: 0;
        max-width: 100%;
    }
    .sidebox:hover > * {
        opacity: 1;
    }
}
 
@media (max-width:768px) {
    .sidebox, .sidebox:hover {
        right: calc(((100vw - (100% - 3rem))/2) * -1 + 1.9rem);
    }
}
 
:root {
  --accentColor: #1EB5E8;
  --lgurl: url("https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Apenumbra/logo.png");
}
rating: 0+x

Attention

The following file is level 4/6032 classified. Once accessed, you will be monitored. Any unauthorized access will lead to demotion or possible termination. Predators will be tracked, located, and detained. You have been warned.

Access File: SCP-6032

« SCP-6031 | SCP-6032 | SCP-6033 »


Wow! You flipped a card and got: coldestposter!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 04 Jul 2021 21:42

Arkin short story
Wow! You flipped a card and got: VitoOnTheWay!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 04 Jul 2021 20:12

rating: 0+x
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Photography taken moments after object's capture.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept inside an aquarium with selected herbs and vegetables. The aquarium can be put in any room of the site, but there must be at least one window and a camera.
The object must be checked at least once a week by Class-D personnel, the subject must be wearing a mask which covers all its face and rubber gloves independently of the circumstances.
If seen with its eyes closed for more than 1 minute, a shrill sound will be played until the entity has opened its eyes.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a caterpillar like creature with a humanoid face, endowed with intelligence. First discovered by Dr.███████, while the object was eating a part of SCP-6007-A, after taking it to site-██ Dr.███████: "Couldn't sleep, and had unusual nightmares with the creature". Some days later he was found hanged in a hotel room in ██████ █████ with a letter:

It He said to me to do that, don't let it look at your face, never.

A few days later the Special Containment Procedures started being utilized, and 1 week later, the creature started talking with the Class-D personnel in the room. He was instructed to leave the room immediately.

SCP-XXXX: How are you?

Addendum-XXXX: Interview with Dr. ███:

Dr. ███: Can you hear me?

SCP-XXXX: Yes.

[[WIP]]

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »


Wow! You flipped a card and got: Hunterdog3-Dillema!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 04 Jul 2021 14:49
rating: 0+x

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX was deemed uncontainable, the events that occured on 2001/11/07 were falsified as non-anomalous.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a television show that begun airing on 2001/11/07, in which it aired to every channel on that date, the location in which the signal was coming from is unknown.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: The List Of Things Dr. Clef Cannot Do At The Foundation!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 04 Jul 2021 06:17

This list is meant as a joke, and does not show how the actual the character Dr. Clef acts. I think. Either way, this will be someone's cannon. This is more of a part 2 of the funniest SCP article I have ever read.

1. Dr. Clef may not try to let SCP-166 out of containment.
2. Dr Clef is no longer allowed to tell D-Class they are going home, and then put them in an SCP-2086instance.
3. The O"  in ,,O5 Council" does NOT stand for:
-Oh, they got us!
-Oh, my God!
-Outstanding ( O5-8 likes this one, so Clef may say it)
-Orange Haters
-Online Boys
-Oh say, can you see?
-Oh, no!
-Oh, crap!
4. Dr. Clef is not allowed to send SCP-610 samples to the Church Of The Broken God and name them ,,SCP-217 Samples".
5. Playing on SCP-4335's containment Minecraft server is 100% forbidden.
6. Calling O5-1 Founding Boy, Admin Boy, Onety, Pure Power or Superior One is banned.
7. O5-1 was fake laughing when you ,,accidentally" dropped a piece of paper that had ,,We all know you're the administrator. Stop faking it!" written on it next to him,  Clef. Stop doing it.
8. Dr. Clef's computer must have an 18+ age restriction on every browser. Stop looking for porn!
9. Dr. Clef is not God.
10. Dr. Clef can't have any more sex with SCP-173 . I don't know how you did it, just stop it.
11. Clef is no longer allowed to sing any of Glenn Leroy's SCP songs and play the recording on the intercoms.
12. Making a D-Class walk on SCP-009 while saying ,,Praise the Kool-Aid man!" is forbidden.
13. Telling O5-13 ,,You are the only non-anomalous O5, so you'll be only one to die. I can't wait!" Is just stupid.
14. Tying a D-Class above a tub filled with SCP-3280 is cruel and not allowed.
15. Giving SCP-524 nuclear weapons is forbidden.
16. Dr. Clef may not try to shoot SCP-179.
17. Dr. Clef is not allowed to kill any personnel working for the Ethics Committee without inviting at least two O5 Council members.
18. Writing ,,You are a sussy baka. Tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum tum" in the chat while SCP-5167 is active in an Among Us server cannot be done at all.
19. Dr. Clef is not allowed to break any of Dr. Bright's rules either.
20. The pestilence SCP-049 talks about isn't ,,The Almighty Fire Breathing Plague".
21. Dr. Clef isn't allowed to ask any personnel to give SCP-096 a french kiss.
22. Dr. Clef has to stop arguing with Dr. Bright about the chainsaw cannon's design.
23. Dr. Clef is no longer allowed to try to neutralize SCP-682 by himself.
24. Putting another D-Class in SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting is right out. Asking them to have sex with you is even worse, Clef!
25. Alto can't have a pet snake, 966 instance, bear, dead mouse, gun, spoiled lemon or half eaten pizza.
Note from O5-■: There only 3 living animals here! What the hell? Get a dog or something!
26. Ordering food to Site-19 is not the best idea, but trading SCPs for it is forbidden.
27. Alto can't write any of the following on the doors to O5 Meeting Rooms:
-Council Boys.
-Do NOT mess with them.
-If you were sent here you are screwed, dude.
-O5-9 is kinda hot, not gonna lie. 
-I am begging to be left alone!
-The Immortal Ones.
28. Dr. Clef may not ask Wondertainment to prepare any of the products made by the fictional character Willy Wonka. Wondertainment is also NOT Willy Wonka.
29. When interviewing people, Alto cannot act like he is high or drunk.
30. Dr. Clef is not ,,the throat goat".
31. Alto may not cosplay as any SCP, unless it is Halloween.
32. The SCP Fighting Tournament is not a thing, unless it was made by Clef without authorization.
33. Dr. Clef is not allowed to try to install any video games on SCP-079.
34. While texting the GOC's leaders ,,I am on a better path, you sinful killers" is wholesome, Dr. Clef is no longer allowed to do so.
35. Texting the Chaos Insurgency's leaders, the Delta Command, ,,Frick you, you betrayed the O5s!" started many raids, so just don't do so ever again!
36. Dr. Clef is not allowed to play any song from Kidz Bop ever in Site-19. Five janitors tried to kill themselves and, well, can you even blame them?
37. These rules aply to Dr. Bright as well.
38. There is no such a thing as a BK Class ,,End of ice cream" scenario. Just buy more, don't start yelling.
39. When someone tells you to break a leg, you don't literally break a leg, Clef!
40. Dr. Clef may no longer tell any personnel or SCP to ,,let him smack around 'em knees"
41. Alto is NOT a high resolution version of the meme man.
42. Spilling oil on Dr. Gears should not happen again, unless it's an actual accident.
43. Saying ,,Age is just a number" is not an excuse for what you did.
44.  Dr. Clef can only smoke SCP-420-J with direct authorization from  least three O5 Council members.
45. If Dr. Clef is caught having sex anywhere in any site or area, he is to be put in a hot tub and left there for 4 hours. He knows why.
46. There is no such a thing as the ,,SCP Smashing Tournament".
47. Putting SCP-150 on a person infected with SCP-217 is just plain stupid behavior.
48. Alto cannot watch any Harry Potter movie and yell ,,They should be contained!".
49. Dr. Clef is not allowed to put any alcoholic bevarages or bodily fluids in SCP-107.
50. Alto may not kill SCP Rule 34 artists without inviting Dr. Kondraki.
51. Just because Dr. Clef trained for one year so he can get in O5-9's guarding team, so he can spy on her while she was taking a bath, it doesn't mean that was a good idea. Of course, he isn't allowed to do so again.
52. Dr. Clef may not organize fights between SCPs or let people make bets for the winners.
53. Dr. Clef cannot try to any furniture from the cafeteria again. 
Note from O5-10: The hell? This rule is needed?
54. Alto is no longer allowed to start protests with humanoid SCPs, making fun of the USA.
55. Dr. Clef is the best, dude! He is so great I think he would like if you came to save me from [REDACTED ON O5 COMMAND]
Dr. Clef cannot make D-Class write rules and say that ,,Bright already made SCPs do so" as an excuse.
56. ,,Satan was controlling my body" is not an excuse, unless it is somehow true.
57. SCP-239 IS JUST A CHILD! STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
I think you get the rule.
58. The Scarlet King is not the biggest lobster to ever live.
59. SCP-999 is cute and wholesome, but Clef can't take samples of his slime to eat it.
60. SCP-682 is not just a crocodile, made to look badass by the O5 Council. Clef, you fought the thing, why would you even say this?
61. There is no such a thing as the Anomalous Prostitutes Departament and if there is, well, it means Clef did it withoit permission.
62. Clef can ask to go home earlier, but he can't do so without a motive.
63. Dr. Clef can't go in an O5 Meeting with a ,,proposal" and pretend that he's talking with someone on his phone while saying ,,I hate that The Way It Ends didn't happen in our universe. I'm stuck here with these immortal pieces of crap."
64. Alto can't make ,,Coca Cola Bombs" or ,,Coca Cola Rockets".
65. Yes, personnel come to me and ask me to write these rules when you do something stupid, Clef. No, you aren't allowed to ask me ro remove any rules.
66. SCP-066 is not to be served as spaghetti.
67. While Dr. Clef's SCP-001 proposal has the highest chances of being the real 001, he can't scream this in any SCP Facility.
68. Dr. Clef isn't allowed to ask any personnel to ,,let him sing the song of his people" then start screaming.
69. Yes, the USA is chaos right now. No, Clef, you can't throw any nuclear bombs on them saying that ,,I thought you said Chaos Insurgency!" as an excuse.
70. Dr. Clef cannot use SCP-662 without telling a Level 4 Researcher what he wants to ask Mr. Deeds and getting permission from one O5 Council member.  The researcher has to watch the event.
71. SCP-006-J instances are not to be put inside anybody's ears.
72. Dr. Clef can't put SCP-014-J in a different containment cell, get a fork similar to it and eat anything in the cafeteria, watching the chaos start.
73. Alto can't inject anyone with SCP-009. Saying that it is a vaccine is even worse.
74. Telling personnel that SCP-409 is giving good luck, so they should touch it, is just plain cruel.
75. SCP 682 can't be killed with plastic bombs.
76. Dr. Clef isn't allowed to record himself clicking a pen and put that recording on repet on the intercoms from any site or area.
Note from O5-3: For God's sakes, I said STOP!
77. Dr. Light does NOT have to send you nude pictures, Clef! Neither does Dr. Rights. Neither does any female, male or non binary personnel.
78. Dr. Clef and Dr. Bright can go to the SCP Board Game Night, but they can't cheat and/or start yelling for no reason.
79. Dr. Clef can watch Youtube videos during breaks, but no more than 50 in a row. We heard that YIAY outro way too many times.
80. Alto can't use any toilet to prepare food for the cafereria. 
Note from Dr. ■■■■: What? He did that? Crazy fuck…
81. SCP-049 and Dr. Clef are NOT brothers.
82. Dr. Clef may not go to the medical wing and say that he has ,,Ligma" or that ,,Joe gave him Ligma.
83. Dr. Clef is no longer allowed to visit Marshall, Carter &Dark. You tried to sell 173, for God's sakes.
84. Taking a bubble bath with SCP-106 is a stupid idea, Alto.
85. SCP-106's acid samples cannot be accessed by Dr. Clef, after he gave some to personnel, saying they are BBQ Sauce.
86. SCP-049-2 instances are not sex robots.
87. SCP-069 cannot be asked to make sex in the possition you are all thinking with Clef.
Actually, no sex position is accepted.
88. Dr. Clef can't try to make SCP-343 believe he is a woman.
89. Alto isn't allowed to study SCP-538 instances by putting them on SCP-017. That was just a waste of money. 
90. Dr. Clef is no longer allowed to throw any personnel that aren't aware of SCP-4310's anomalous activities in it's Containment Chamber and tell them to ,,go on the adventure of their lives".
91. Dr. Clef cannot give the ,,zombie meal" (strawberries, human muscle tissue, bananas, vodka and moldy bread) to  people infected with SCP-008.
92. Dr. Clef is not allowed to give SCP-1447-1 any form of drugs.
93. Alto may not try to make a Garfield movie in order to get attacked by SCP-3166, so he can eat it's insides.
94. Yes, it is possible that Dr. Clef is O5-1 in another universe. No, that does not mean we'll give you Founding Clearance in this universe.
Note from O5-1: I am making a level 7 clearance for O5-2 and O5-3 and level 8 for me, so Clef will be even more wrong.
95. Dr. Clef's cocktail will NOT be served in any cafeteria, ever.
96. SCP-096 will not be calmed down by giving him cornfleaks. 
97. Janitors are not Alto's slaves.
98. No, Clef, you aren't crazier than Bright. He wins at this chapter.
99. Clef shouldn't take SCP-131 or SCP-999 home.
100. The ,,Clefmania" disease does not exist.
101. Dr. Clef may not go in Dr. ■■■'s office afer he was caught stealing from there.
102. No, SCP-184 is not the real 001 in this universe. No, Clef shouldn't yell how he much hates it.
103. Dr. Clef is no longer allowed to act the Blood Money scene from Jesus Christ: Superstar, unless the personnel that plays Judas gets to live.
Note from Dr. ■■■■: Judas doesn't even die there, though… anyway
104. No car runs on Dr. Clef's blood.
105. Trying to cook SCPs is just dumb.
106. SCP-6000-A is not be eaten or sexually abused.
107. Using SCP-714 to play any games with SCP-049 is forbidden.
108. Dr. Clef cannot ask SCP-082 to eat any SCP.
109. SCP-409 is not a popsicle.
110. Alto may not edit this document.
111. At the time this document is being written, there is no SCP-88888-J-INT-EX and it isn't Dr. Clef's gun collection.
112. Dr. Clef's insects are not to be brought in Site-19
113. Alto cannot bring more than 10 guns to work.
114. SCP-099 must not be shown to any SCP or personnel.
115. SCP-008 injected individuals are not to be brought to  SCP-049, just to ,,see what would happen".
116. Even though the illuminati, if it's real, the FBI and CIA are powerless in the face of the foundation, Alto must not tell them that.
117.  GOC does not stand for ,,Geese Ogres Crying", "God, Obama Clay!", "Good Oddy, Crucify!", "Goofy Ordeal, Clef", "Glad Orange Cutting or ,,Goat Online Comparison"
118. SCP-113 cannot be given to homophobic or transphobic personnel. Let them be, Clef, even if they aren't that nice.
119. Dr. Clef shouldn't tell D-Class sentenced to death for sexually abusing children to go to SCP-071's cell.
120. Alto doesn't get permission to get to the Omega Warheads under any conditions.
121. Dr. Clef must not give SCP-145 to anyone.
122. Alto musn't go to any Zoos and call them ,,Safe SCP Sites".
123. The SCP Personnel Stripping Party never happened.  
124. Dr. Clef cannot put SCP-127 in his gun collection.
125. SCP-978 cannot be used by Dr. Clef. You know what you did, Clef.
126. Alto can only murder vegans that push their life style on other people. ONLY those ones.  
127. Putting Serial Killer D-Class in SCP-666 is a terrible idea.
128. The Chaos Insurgency's agents ARE just a bunch of assholes, but Clef may NOT tell this to them.
129. SCP-1000 shouldn't be called ,,Monke" and if Dr. Bright possesses an instance, Clef shouldn't say that he ,,returned to monke".
130. SCP-500 is a valuable tool and cannot be offered for no good reason.
131. Telling personnel that SCP-023 gives you good luck is evil.
132. Making anyone travel with SCP-052 is forbidden.
133. Alto mustn't tell single male personnel that SCP-054 is in love with them. The last guy almost got killed, dude, you know 054 is afraid of men.
134. When someone runs away from you, since you said something disturbing, you don't run after them, Clef.
135. Dr. Clef isn't allowed to make memes using real photos of SCPs, unless he doesn't post them on any social media websites.
136. SCP-066 is not a toy anymore.
137. Dr. Clef may not put Dr. Wondertainment's candy in the cafeteria meniu.
138. Alto is no longer allowed to scare new personnel off. Good workers do not grow on trees, damn it!
139. Dr. Rights is not Dr. Clef's [REDACTED] slave.
140. Alto is no longer allowed to order any items online until their description is read by an O5.
141. SCP-007's host is not going to kill you, Clef. Stay calm.
142. There is no SCP-Rickdated-EX and he is not Rick Astley.
143. The furniture made by SCP-002 is not to be sold to cannibals, Clef!
144. Dr. Clef shouldn't try to convince SCP-3663 that he'll turn in a real boy if he wishes upon a star.
145. Alto is no longer allowed to make anyone give him money for sexual pleasure.
Note from O5-7: Fricking gigolo.
146. While it is a well known fact that O5-1 is The Administrator, Dr. Clef has to stop laughing every time he says the word ,,administrator". He was talking about the SCP Wiki's administrator most of time!
147. Dr. Clef shouldn't start boxing rounds between humanoid SCPs.
148. Alto must stop bringing animals he accidentally ran over to work.
149. Clef is not allowed to call SCPs ,,Little Anomalous Boys".
150. Dr. Clef didn't create any virus.
151. Alto cannot make SCP-187 watch D-Class that are about to be sent to SCP-106's pocket dimension. You know what will happen, man!
152. Dr. Clef mustn't put SCP-999 in SCP-914. God knows what would have happened if we wouldn't have stopped you.
153. The moon isn't made out of Clef's frozen bodily fluids.
154. Dr. Clef doesn't own any planets, stars or solar systems.
155. Alto shouldn't send anyone to the moon, unless it's an actual emergency.
156. Dr. Clef cannot gamble the foundation's money again. Not even with Bright. No, not even with Kondraki or Strelnikov.
I don't care if they give it back, stop doing it.
157. Dr. Clef may not try to make any sexual paintings on SCP-085's drawing pad.
158. Alto's baby juggling contest is cruel and forbidden.
159. Dr. Clef must not put SCP-035 on the face of any actors from SCP-701.
160. Dr. Clef shouldn't tell D-Class that they'll be free if they go down SCP-087.
161. Alto cannot get permission to watch the porn tape Dr. Bright made with SCP-[REDACTED].
That tape WILL be destroyed.
162. Dr. Clef is no longer allowed to be a part of any Mobile Task Force.
163. Alto is not allowed to use SCP-783 to ask for the ethics committee's death. You can do it yourself, Clef.
164. Dr. Clef may ask any personnel to do his paperwork.
165. Tipping your fedora is nice, but Dr. Clef may not say ,,M'lady" or ,,M'dude" while doing so.
166. Dr. Clef gets to visit his daughter only once every week. I'm sorry dude, it's the Council that made the rules!
167. SCP-049 is not just a harmless pile of clothes. Alto may not tell this false piece of information to any personnel.
168. SCP-679 is NOT edible. Clef may not inform personnel that it is.
169. Dr. Clef must not follow the instruction from the ,,Bobble's Kitchen Surprise" episode of SCP-993.
170. Dr. Clef shouldn't tell anyone that ,,After killing a type of every insect, you must face SCP-,006-J".
171. Alto may not give any personnel ,,quests", such as:
-Meeting all elements' spirits. 
-Killing any SCP.
-Making SCP-999 upset.
-Touching SCP-053 and live to tell the tale.
-Winning the House Cup.
172. Dr. Clef may not scream ,,10 points from Slytherin!" when an SCP breaches containment or ,,10 points to Gryffindor" when the SCP is back to containment. Chaging the number of points is also not accepted.
173. Alto is not the Avatar.
174. Clef is not a superhero. Clefman is not a real superhero.
175. Dr. Clef isn't allowed to staple, tie or glue anyone's limbs together.
176. Alto isn't two children in a trench coat.
177. Just because Clef is a doctor, it doesn't mean he can give colonoscopies. Every woman you gave one to has reported not feeling a finger, but something else.
178. Alto shouldn't yell ,,Yas!" anywhere.
Note from O5-1: That meme died like 5 years ago, dude.
179. Dr. Clef has to stop using that Speech Jammer.
180. Dr. Bright needs to stop saying ,,Why do I have to live in the universe where Clef didn't kill himself or simply died". That's just mean, dude, Clef is a good researcher and your only friend.
181. Just because Dr. Clef is dr. Bright's best friend, it doesn't me they have to spend all of their time together.
182. Dr. Clef is not Santa Claus. Neither is SCP-4666.
183. Alto can no longer kill D-Class just to give them to SCP-4966.
184. Dr. Clef's quotes are not to be written on any walls.
185. Doctor Clef may not
         Sell his very weird haikus.
         The last buyer died.
186. Alton's yearly salary is 250k dollars, not 30k, like he says.
187.  Dr. Clef cannot get access SCP-538's containment cell. We all saw that instance on your shoulder's shadow.
188. During Valentine's Day, Dr. Clef is not allowed to yell ,,Be my Valentine!" in any SCP site or area.
189. Nepal's flag is nice and Alto can't change it to look like a rectangle.
190. Dr. Clef shouldn't start a gaming channel.
191. Alto cannot try to change Commander Mann's gender using SCP-131, saying that ,,Imagine someone named Mann being a woman."
192. Alto is NOT SCP-048 and he can't tell anyone this.
193. SCP-939 instances are not Dr. Clef's dogs.
194. Dr. Clef may not hack in my account and change the rules.
195. There is no Christmas 2, Clef.
196. Dr. Clef is not allowed to use his horoscope as an excuse for whatever he has done.
197. Dabbing has died in 2016, so Alto has to stop doing it.
198. Dr. Clef cannot pretend he doesn't see people when he is confronted.
199. If Alto is sick, he can stay home, but only if at least two medics agree he is actually sick.
200. Dr. Clef cannot make a reboot for ,,Clifford: The big red dog" name it ,,Clefford: The Big Gun Doctor".

I HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THIS CURSE! I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE THIS LUNATIC'S RULES ANYMORE!
IF HE DOESN'T FOLLOW THEM, I WILL KILL AGAIN! YOU WON'T CATCH ME ALIVE!

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