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Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-7104!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 20 Jun 2021 18:42

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Item #: SCP-7104

Object Class: N/A (Safe Classification Pending)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7104 is non-existent, hence cannot be contained.

Description: SCP-7104 is the designation of a non-existent object. Meaning that SCP-7104 has never existed. Although SCP-7104 is the designation of a non-existent object, it manifests as a CD/DVD for a non-existent operating system called $#%e@ëFãOÑ and the version seemed to be 12.194994771838710038818939910387189992281737810100003181293009293818000183727839877889287616577101103983271788363778727718388278370001380988273551738388471639, a bootable USB for Windows 7, and a bootable floppy for Windows 1.01, food cans, computers, leaked betas and so on. While near it, the people will lose control even though they have protection. The longer they stay, the stronger the movement.

The person shakes at shake1 1 while they have full control.


Wow! You flipped a card and got: Doc-Red!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 20 Jun 2021 14:34
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SCP-XXXX in containment

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 25m x 25m standard containment cell, the cell is decorated to look like SCP-XXXX's natural habitat in order to not confuse SCP-XXXX.

Description: Found in 1998, SCP-XXXX is a bat like creature that can shoot out hydrochloric acid from its wings,

Addendum:

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: !!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 20 Jun 2021 14:27
Wow! You flipped a card and got: RebelYeltsin!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 20 Jun 2021 10:17
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Item #: SCP-5674

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:SCP-5674 is to be kept in a standard hermetically sealed glass container within a lead-lined containment cell. All staff entering SCP-5674's cell are to wear Level 3 Standard Radiation Equipment. SCP-5674 is to be kept in a lead-lined containment cell filled with water at all times. No humans shall be permitted within 30 meters of SCP-5674 except during testing approved by at least three site researchers and lead researcher Dr. Angela Williams. All testing involving SCP-5674-2 is to be approved by the O5 council.

Description: SCP-5674 is a solid diamond baseball, 2.86 inches in diameter. It contains a small projector at the base of a 1.6 inch deep by 2.3 inch thick groove on the back side of the baseball. The front side has the engraved signature of an individual named Trevor Lipinski.

SCP-5674 exhibits anomalous effects when in contact with any human. SCP-5674 will begin to emit a blue light from its projector. Approximately fifteen seconds later, SCP-5674 will emit a significant but currently not life-threatening amount of radiation. SCP-5674 increases radiation emissions with each activation. The source of the radiation is unknown and constitutes an anomalous effect on its own.

SCP-5674-Prime is a large, potentially infinite space consisting of what appears to be Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati, in disrepair. If anything exists beyond the ballpark is unknown. Following Incident 5674/1 a portal to SCP-5674-Prime manifests invariably during activation of SCP-5674.

SCP-5674-2 is an anomalous white male human, believed to be Major League Baseball player Trevor Lipinski. Lipinski disappeared on January 8, 2019. SCP-5674-2 has exhibited extreme hostility and killed several foundation personnel in an apparent attempt to escape SCP-5674-Prime. While SCP-5674-2 has attempted to escape via the wormhole to SCP-5674-Prime, foundation personnel have successfully forced SCP-5674-2 back through the wormhole. This has prevented all further harm spare for D-class losses during controlled testing, at the cost of increasing SCP-5674-2's hostility.

Addendum: SCP-5674-Prime was first encountered during incident 5674/1. See Incident Log 5674/1 for details.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILE IS LEVEL 4/5674 CLASSIFIED


ANY ATTEMPT TO ACCESS THIS FILE WITHOUT LEVEL 4/5674 AUTHORIZATION WILL BE LOGGED AND WILL LEAD TO IMMEDIATE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

ID
PASSWORD

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Rhineriver's CSS Test Page!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 20 Jun 2021 02:07

This is the page where I desperately try to make a theme. This is filler text.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: A Random Glitch 3.0!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 20 Jun 2021 01:01

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an air-tight containment cell. No items that can make heat are allowed in the SCP-XXXX containment cell or be given to SCP-XXXX. If SCP-XXXX has "flamed" itself Liquid Nitrogen is to be poured into the SCP-XXXX containment cell until SCP-XXXX fire has been doused. SCP-XXXX is allowed to get items for good behavior all items must

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: Dr. Lucis II!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 19 Jun 2021 21:54
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Wow! You flipped a card and got: FORGETTING!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 19 Jun 2021 15:59

You wake up in the middle of nowhere, unsure of how you got there.
You try to yell for help, but it’s useless, as you can’t speak, nor can you think.

You look at your watch, feeling it will help you.

1:55 AM

It didn’t.

You then feel angry. Then calm. You also saw a big gray concrete building across the road. You start walking that way. Then, you remember something.

…I am a level 3 Researcher for the Foundation.

You remember that the grey building is a foundation facility.

You step across the door, and a guard pops out.

He immediately remembers you, and lets you in.
Wow! You flipped a card and got: 3l3tric!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 19 Jun 2021 08:12

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Special Containment Procedures: The [APARTMENT NAME] complex is to remain quarantined under the cover story that the building is an active public health hazard. All entrances to the complex are to be inspected weekly to ensure all barricades and locks are still in working order. If SCP-XXXX experiences a civilian intrusion, subjects will be detained and interrogated to identify potential links to GoIs, and amnesticized and released if no links can be found.

As of 10/05/2027, any further testing involving SCP-XXXX requires prior authorization from both the Ethics Committee and the Site Director. In the event that further testing is authorized, research teams must work off-site to prevent transfers of research materials from activating SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects.

If any D-Class apparel or standard Foundation medium-term exploration gear is found during any experimentation, all experiments are to be halted and Dr. [EXPUNGED] is to be contacted immediately.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the [APARTMENT NAME] complex, located in [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX has selective reality-bending properties, where its structure and composition will become radically distorted to some observers while remaining unchanged to all others. According to experimental data (See Experiment Logs SCP-XXXX), SCP-XXXX’s reality bending effect specifically causes subjects entering the complex with the intent to deliver an object, idea, or service to a resident to be unable to find the residence they are attempting to deliver to. In other words, SCP-XXXX actively changes its layout to any deliverer so as to make their delivery impossible.

During testing, SCP-XXXX has demonstrated the following means to alter its configuration to an observer:
- Illogical/Non-sequential building layouts
- Misleading/Incomprehensible/Inconsistent signage
- Apartment numbers out of order/deliberately skipping numbers
- Extended hallways/staircases
- Fractional apartment numbers
- Escherian looping architecture
- Reality fractallisation and reduction
- [DATA EXPUNGED]

Despite the severity of some of these effects, all distortions appear to be localized entirely to the subject and have no effect on the baseline reality experienced by other residents of the complex.

While the pathway a subject may take towards their attempted destination may lead through extended segments of esoteric and non-euclidian architecture, it has been found in all nearly all cases that subjects choosing to abandon their delivery and leave the complex were able to do so relatively unimpeded.

Discovery: Foundation officials were alerted to the presence of a potential anomaly when automated scraper systems detected abnormal complaint rates from both residents of [APARTMENT NAME] and drivers for various delivery services, both annoyed with the inability of delivery services to complete assignments to the complex. Due to descriptions of potential anomalous phenomena being detected in some of the drivers' complaints (such as infinite hallways and maps changing between viewings), Foundation researchers were dispatched to conduct an initial investigation. After brief clandestine testing, Foundation researchers declared the site anomalous and initiated a takeover under “Black Mold” standard cover story.

Once the complex was vacated, further experimentation ensued to assist in understanding the constraints and parameters of the anomaly. Summarized logs of these experiments are included under Experiment Logs SCP-XXXX.

Experiment Logs SCP-XXXX:

SC/SCP-XXXX [LEVEL 4 SECURED DOCUMENTATION BELOW]

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Wow! You flipped a card and got: DisturbedAeons!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 19 Jun 2021 02:13

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION'S ANOMALOUS RESISTANCE TEAM:

It is recommended that all personnel accessing this document have an A.R.S of over 15

— Maria Edwards, Director, A.R.T

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Special Containment Procedures: In order to reliably contain SCP-XXXX and all other related entities, any and all followers are to be terminated upon discovery, any and all places of worship are to be bombarded with Class-3 artillery, and all gatherings are to be surrounded by MTF Nu-7 and subsequently destroyed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an extradimensional deity resembling ███████ from H.P Lovecraft's ███████ mythos. The religion devoted to this entity is called The Cult of ███████. This cult will periodically hold services to this deity that include archaic chants, ritual murder, and other strange practices, many of which can be found in a book that is always present during these services: The Necronomicon, By: █████ ████████. Many of the chants and rituals that are included in The Necronomicon are anomalous in nature and/or have many anomalous hazards. Included below are some of the rituals and chants found in The Necronomicon (Cognito hazards redacted and/or neutralized). The participants of the services often wear headdresses that appear to be attempted replications of the head of ███████. looking upon living subjects donning these headdresses for more than ██ seconds will eventually cause the viewer to either fall insane, and/or become devoted to The Cult of ███████. These effects will present themselves anywhere from █ hours to ██ years after the initial ██ seconds of exposure. Viewing images of these subjects will not result in the aforementioned effects, but ██% of viewers will receive a headache after more than 15 seconds of viewing, and █% of these headaches will not dissipate. Above is an image of a devotee wearing one of the aforementioned headdresses.
NOTE: Personnel with an A.R.S of over 15 will not be affected by images that include subjects wearing the headdresses.

Awake ye horrid Great Olde Ones. A chant by █████ █████████. The Necronomicon.

Awake ye horrid Great Olde Ones, and nothing shall dismay.
Remember great ███████ shall rise up from █'████
To enlighten us with old knowledge if we should flock ███ way.

Oh, tidings of knowledge and song,
Knowledge and song,
Oh, tidings of knowledge and song.

In ███████ and in █████████ the Great Olde Ones were spawned,
Imprisoned by the Elder Gods to wait for long aeons.
Enticing humans to release them, whilst chanting greatest song.

Oh, tidings of ascendence and song,
Ascendence and song,
Oh, tidings of ascendence and song.

An Arab said "That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in strange aeons you will find that even death may die."
The Great Olde Ones will rule once more and all will be reborn!

Oh, only songs of greatness and gong,
greatness and gong,
Oh, only songs of greatness and gong.

Death May Die. A chant by █████ ████████. The Necronomicon

████████ said that is not dead which can eternal lie.
███ ████ said that is not dead for even death may die.
For it is known that death will die, for even death may die.
████████ said that is not dead which can eternal lie
And on ███ own, did pen the tome, tis called the ██ ████.
The howling devil did sing to ███ with fiendish songs of grief.
With fiendish songs of grief it sang! With bloodied face of tears.
The howling demon did speak to ███, within ███ restless dreams.
Then unseen demons ate from ███, from ███ dry Damascus corpse.
Now ███ words live on, yes for strange eons, in The Necronomicon.
The Necronomicon ██ wrote, The Necronomicon.
██ still lives on within aeons, tis now the ██ ████!
Doth sing to us, ███ words the gong, The Necronomicon.

Carol of Fate. A prophecy. The Necronomicon.

Look to the sky, way up on high;
There in the night, stars now are right.
Aeons have passed, now then at last;
Whence they were penned, they shall descend.

They will return, mankind will learn;
New kinds of fear once they are here.
As they reclaim all in their name;
Hope turns to black, as they come back

Ignorant fools mankind now rules.
Where they ruled then, it's theirs again.
Stars brightly burning boiling bode
The returning seasons of doom:

[REDACTED] Solstice,
[REDACTED] Solstice

Up from the sea, from underground;
Down from the sky, they're all around.
They will return and mankind will learn,
Nothing they do will stop the stars.

Mankind will try, try then in vain
To stop the stars, from cycling.
Will they then learn, nothing they do
Can cease the stars, from what they do?

They will descend.
Woe without end
Where they extend:

Mankind Will Fall.

This "Carol of Fate" is the most concerning. If it is to be believed, upon a specific solstice of an unknown year, these "Great Olde Ones" will awake and reak havoc upon mankind, and according to this so-called prophecy, there is nothing that mankind will be able to do to stop or prevent this from occurring. Because our copy of The Necronomicon was obtained relatively recently, we do not know when █████ ████████ added this prophecy, if indeed ██ did. In conclusion, I believe it is best that we assume that this solstice is going to happen so that The Foundation can prepare for the worst, and decide what to do regarding The Masquerade.

████ ██████, O5-█

Below is an analysis conducted by The Foundations cryptography department on the nature of the three Necronomicon entries above: