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DATE: 19 Jun 2021 00:40

BY ORDER OF ETHICS COMMITTEE

WARNING

Due to the actions of researchers containing SCP-XXXX, this file is under review, and new containment procedures are pending

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a humanoid containment cell at Site-17. If SCP-XXXX produces any materials or makes any costumes, the items should be confiscated and the entity should be disciplined. Due to the risk of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX cannot be given food or items. As of 2/19/18 Protocol "SETA-6" is in effect, and no interviews are permitted with the entity.

SCP-XXXX-A is to be placed in a storage locker at Site-17. Once a week SCP-XXXX-A must be shipped to other sites or medical centers under Foundation ownership.

+ Protocol "SETA-6", level 4 or higher clearance

During protocol "SETA-6," SCP-XXXX-A is extracted from SCP-XXXX once a week between 0700 and 1900. When doing Protocol "SETA-6," any weapon that is sharp enough to open the wound, may be used against SCP-XXXX. Protocol "SETA-6" must be approved by Dr. Eliza before it is implemented, and SCP-XXXX must be restrained or handicapped. Weapons must penetrate SCP-XXXX's bones for the entity to bleed. Injuries can occur anywhere on the body, although it's preferred to hurt the entity around the cartilage. As soon as SCP-XXXX starts bleeding SCP-XXXX-A, the secretion must be collected in a container and placed in SCP-XXXX-A's locker.

SCP-XXXX shadow

Description: SCP-XXXX is a vaguely humanoid entity, the entity stands 1.8 meters tall and weighs 64 kilograms, has four luminescent white eyes, and no other distinguishing features. The X-rays of SCP-XXXX have revealed an organic bone system that functions in the same way as an organ system. The SCP-XXXX bone system can easily bend and compress, making it highly mobile and flexible. SCP-XXXX body can produce tendrils from seemingly any part of its body. These tendrils have been measured as far as 60 meters and have been observed lifting 300 pounds.

SCP-XXXX-A is an odorless white secretion that can cure injuries and illnesses based on how much is administered. Upon receiving more than 3 liters of SCP-XXXX-A, all of the subject's inner fluids will evaporate, and all of the organs will rupture.

A picture of SCP-XXXX at a convention

SCP-XXXX will occasionally manifest a full body suit that appears similar to characters from the virtual game "Hollow Knight. These costumes can be made by SCP-XXXX by producing items from within its mass. This process takes around an hour, causing a great deal of discomfort to SCP-XXXX. It has demonstrated smithing and sewing skills and has often shown complex techniques and patterns. SCP-XXXX expresses a desire to show Foundation personnel its work once finished.

SCP-XXXX claims to have existed as a large entity before it hibernated in the 1830s (See Addendum XXXX.1), but this claim has not been confirmed beyond an extract from a book in the Adelaide City Library. Research on the history of SCP-XXXX is ongoing.

SCP-XXXX was found in a company building located in Adelaide, South Australia. The foundation learned about the entity when an employee of a company called Team Cherry informed the police that a "monster with many hands stole paper". A cave system was found that reached up to 236-meters wide that connected to the building. The police investigated the cave system, which had artwork on the walls and was filled with SCP-XXXX-A. Containment teams were brought in to retrieve the entity. After the entity was retrieved, employees were given amnestics and the cave was searched, pictures and writing were found.

Addendum XXXX.1: On 5/24/17 SCP-XXXX was discovered and interviewed.

+ Addendum XXXX.1

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Fisher

<Begin Log>

Dr. Fisher: Let's get this straight: why were you under that building?

SCP-XXXX: I fell asleep then I woke up with a building built on me.

Dr. Fisher: What about the cave system?

SCP-XXXX: My body formed that cave, but my body shrunk after a while.

Dr. Fisher: Why did your body shrink?

SCP-XXXX: Oh, that's simple, it was because I was hungry, that building was built on top of me, and if I went hunting I would hurt a lot of people.

Dr. Fisher: How would you hurt people?

SCP-XXXX: I would shift the foundations of the surrounding buildings, and this would cause buildings to collapse on people.

Dr. Fisher: What made you have this obsession with the game Hollow Knight?

SCP-XXXX: I was the most feared creature in the entire land. I was taller than any mountain, my reach was greater than any river, and I was more feared; animals fled, towns were pillaged, and history and people were destroyed all by me. People would tell stories about how I was the devil's spawn or sent by God to punish them for their sins. Although people offered me sacrifices, I didn't care; I would eat the people anyways! In the end, I became bored with the constant killing, so I hibernated for 268 years, and I awoke to music. Then I heard the music from Hollow Knight, and something changed, causing me to rethink my actions. My heart was filled with the most beautiful sound I have ever heard. No cries or screams could ever compare. It quenched my thirst for blood, for once, it made me cry, not from pain, but from a feeling I'd never felt before: love. My first impression of the music was that it was being played by the Gods, but it was being played by humans, those men who talked so lovingly of their creation, I could hear their love and care for it. If you think about it, it's poetic. Once a scary monster that was bloodthirsty, it turns docile when it sees its prey creating something wonderful.

Dr. Fisher: In your cave system, some writings were found. Can you explain why you wrote these?

SCP-XXXX: Uh… Not mine.

Dr. Fisher: Do you mean to tell me these writings were made by someone else and put in your cave system?

SCP-XXXX: Yes, someone else wrote those amazing pieces.

Dr. Fisher: Since we interviewed the employees of the building you lived under, and they claim they did not write the stories if you can call them that, I find it hard to believe that you did not write them. There would be no point in employees writing stories like "I am a monster who works for Team Cherry" or "The Monster and Zote +18".

SCP-XXXX: I write to pass the time.

Dr. Fisher: What else did you do to pass the time?

SCP-XXXX: I made costumes.

Dr. Fisher: And what do you do with the costumes?

SCP-XXXX: So I can go to conventions.

Dr. Fisher: You know what that is?

SCP-XXXX: Yes, I wanted to show my love for the games, and I heard that these conventions are a way to show that love to others.

(SCP-XXXX pulls out a picture from out of its hand)

SCP-XXXX: See? Do you like my Hollow Knight costume? It was one of my first.

Dr. Fisher: That's nice-

SCP-XXXX: Are there conventions here also?

Dr. Fisher: This is a facility, not a conversion center.

SCP-XXXX: Could I go to some conventions in the future? The season’s starting soon.

Dr. Fisher: We're getting off-topic has anyone seen you without your costume?

SCP-XXXX: Never, I prefer costumes that are true to the original material, and because Hollow Knight has no human characters or anatomy, the only way to match the world would be to cover my entire body in fabrics and masks. There were times when I had to venture out of the cave to hunt for materials, but it would be a slap in the face to Team Cherry if I ruined their world by making an inaccurate costume.

Dr. Fisher: Ok, I think we will leave it-

SCP-XXXX: Wait, I have a question!

Dr. Fisher: What is it SCP-XXXX?

SCP-XXXX: Have you ever played Hollow Knight before?

Dr. Fisher: No, I don't play video games.

SCP-XXXX: Well, you have a computer or a laptop right?

Dr. Fisher: SCP-XXXX, do you actually have a question?

SCP-XXXX: Well, no but.

<End Log>

Addendum XXXX.2: The following is a passage from the book "Old Australia Stories" made in 1813 that details an entity that lines up with one of SCP-XXXX claims of its past.

+ Addendum XXXX.2

It was the first chance we could get when I heard some ships were seeking settlers to settle this new land. After living in those dirty cities for a while, I thought it was a fresh start for my family.

After we had settled into this new world, a dust cloud blocked most of our surroundings, so my family and I settled further away from the dust. After the dust settled a bit, I could see a small town of settlers on the northeast and a wasteland on the southeast. It wasn't as green and lush as I had envisioned, but it's better than the overcrowded cities and dirty streets.

While my wife and I were shopping in town, I heard a settler cry about a demon that pillaged his town. The man told profanities about the Demon. I did not think much about this and carried on with my day. The dust gets worse as the days go by, making it nearly impossible to see. While I was walking back a woman with torn clothing started screaming that a demon had struck down the town, I took her words as a lie and told her off, but she kept insisting that a demon as tall as the heavens had destroyed the city. As I was telling the women not to spit lies at my face, a blood-curdling roar erupted from the town. Looking back, I do not know what prompted me to run to the town with this woman.

When we finally came to the town it was in ruins blood and bodies filled the streets and as I looked further into the dust clouds I saw the demon, its skin was as black as the night sky, it had ram horns that glowed a dull white, and coming from its back and arms were tendrils that moved like a snake, the demon looked at us and began to laugh if you could call It that it wasn't a singular laugh but a laugh of many people. As the woman screamed, the demon laughed even more as it seized her. I saw this and ran, finding my house and running to my family, as I write this, the dust outside is growing worse and we run out of food, I can see that demon in that bellow of smoke watching me.

Addendum XXXX.3: SCP-XXXX-A was tested on 5/27/17 in order to fully understand its properties.

+ Addendum XXXX.3

TEST 1
Subject	SCP-XXXX-A
Protocol	A D-Class that died of natural causes was injected with five fluid ounces of SCP-XXXX-A.
Results	No effects were noticed.

TEST 2
Subject	SCP-XXXX-A and D-49538
Protocol	D-49538 was injected with four fluid ounces, and over a period of five minutes, all of the scars on D-49538 began healing.
Results	After the 5 minutes D-49538 noted that they felt tired. Other changes were not observed.

TEST 3
Subject	SCP-XXXX-A and D-53720
Protocol	Fifteen fluid ounces were injected into a D-Class that died though drowning.
Results	No effects were noticed.

TEST 4
Subject	SCP-XXXX-A and D-64876
Protocol	After being impaled during a test, D-64876 was injected with ten fluid ounces of SCP-XXXX-A. The scarring began to fade after five minutes.
Results	After the five minutes, D-64876 noted he was exhausted. No other changes were observed.

TEST 5
Subject	SCP-XXXX-A and D-76296
Protocol	After injecting eleven fluid ounces into D-76296, who was missing an arm, the limb grew back within five minutes.
Results	After the five minutes, D-76296 noted that he was tired.

Addendum XXXX.4: On 5/27/17 SCP-XXXX was interviewed to learn the affects of SCP-XXXX-A.

+ Addendum XXXX.4

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Fisher

<Begin Log>

Dr. Fisher: SCP-XXXX how are you feeling today?

SCP-XXXX: I’m alright, I just feel a little nauseous.

Dr. Fisher: Do you have an idea over why you feel nauseous?

SCP-XXXX: You and your friends have taken a lot of my soul lately, and it makes me sick.

Dr. Fisher: Your soul?

SCP-XXXX: If my soul is combined with another soul, it can heal the body, but I can't drink my soul, because it's like drinking your own blood, which is unsanitary and a bit deranged.

Dr. Fisher: Can you drink other people’s souls and have the same effect?

SCP-XXXX: Yeah, but I moved past that a long time ago. If I drank a human soul, it would be gone, effectively killing that person. But I'm an endless river, so my soul will never go.

Dr. Fisher: Are you mad that we are drinking your soul?

SCP-XXXX: Since I killed thousands of humans for strength and size, I consider letting your friends use my soul as a way of paying back for what I did, however… It would be nice if you would dial back for my sake, but I fully understand if you don't.

Dr. Fisher: Do you still have a taste for human souls?

SCP-XXXX: I’ll get a craving sometime.

(SCP-XXXX pauses)

SCP-XXXX: However, that doesn't mean I've done it after I said I wouldn't, don't get the wrong idea!

Dr. Fisher: I understand I think we will end this interview-

SCP-XXXX: Are we friends?

Dr. Fisher: The question usually doesn't come up, but what made you want me to be your friend?

SCP-XXXX: I heard that when someone asks a lot of questions it is because they want to be friends, and I think if I had friends, I wouldn't crave souls as much.

(Dr. Fisher pauses)

Dr. Fisher: Would you stop interrupting me so much if I told you I was your friend?

SCP-XXXX: I guess. Oh, I also heard that friends know their other friend’s names. What is your name?

Dr. Fisher: I'm not allowed to give that information-

SCP-XXXX: There are many names I go by, but my favorite is "The Bloodhunter of Old Australia"!

Dr. Fisher: I'm not giving you a name SCP-XXXX. Keeping things professional between us is important to me. You are SCP-XXXX, and it makes no sense to use useless nicknames.

SCP-XXXX: I guess your right.

<End Log>

Addendum XXXX.4: On 1/15/18 Dr. Fisher interviewed SCP-XXXX on its wellbeing.

+ Addendum XXXX.5

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Fisher

<Begin Log>

SCP-XXXX: Wow, it's really you! I haven't seen you in so long I thought you left me.

Dr. Fisher: SCP-XXXX, how are you doing today?

SCP-XXXX: I'm starting to feel lonely because I can't connect with anyone. Whenever I try talking to someone through the window, they always ignore me. Not you, you seem to be forced to talk to me, you know. With the way you speak to me and all.

Dr. Fisher: Other than the personnel speaking to you, we have noticed that you keep asking for merchandise of that game you like. Effective immediately, we will stop giving you those items because, we have noticed it has become an unhealthy obsession.

SCP-XXXX: I wouldn't say it's an obsession, just a deep, deep, deep interest. Friends help each other with their interests, and I think you shouldn't cut off my items.

Dr. Fisher: Friends help friends get over the obsession, so the items are being cut off end of the discussion.

(SCP-XXXX remains silent)

Dr. Fisher: Do you wish you were still in Australia?

SCP-XXXX: No, because friends don't ever leave friends behind no matter what.

<End Log>

Addendum XXXX.6: On 2/19/18 Dr. Fisher went on retirement and SCP-XXXX was informed by Dr. Eliza.

+ Addendum XXXX.6

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Eliza

<Begin Log>

Dr. Eliza: Hello SCP-XXXX, how are you today?

SCP-XXXX: Where is Harry?

Dr. Eliza: Call him Dr. Fisher SCP-XXXX-

SCP-XXXX: My name is Hollow, and friends call their friends by their real name!

Dr. Eliza: SCP-XXXX do not interrupt me, or I'm ending this interview! Now SCP-XXXX Dr. Fisher has retired-

SCP-XXXX: What does retired mean?

Dr. Eliza: SCP-XXXX stop interrupting me!

SCP-XXXX: Does retiring mean that Harry is bringing more friends for me to see?

(Dr. Eliza sighs)

Dr. Eliza: Retired means that Dr. Fisher isn't coming back SCP-XXXX.

(SCP-XXXX laughs)

SCP-XXXX: That's a funny joke but seriously where is Harry?

Dr. Eliza: I told you SCP-XXXX he isn't coming back.

SCP-XXXX: But… Harry told me that friends stay together, he wouldn't lie to his friend, he said that friends joke around sometimes… I think he's playing a friendly joke on me! Harry wouldn't leave me I know it.

Dr. Eliza: Well, he left you SCP-XXXX, and you are going to have to get over it. Several things are going to change now that I'm the head researcher.

SCP-XXXX: Would you be able to be my friend if things change?

Dr. Eliza: Sure.

<End Log>

Addendum XXXX.7: The following is an email between Dr. Eliza and Junior researcher Ryan Scott.

+ Addendum XXXX.7

To: Eliza Taylor
From: Ryan Scott
Subject: Protocol SETA-6

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I feel that "Protocol SETA-6" is cruel; I cannot stand hearing its screams through the glass anymore, and I am shocked there haven't been any complaints from other personnel about the screaming. Due to the messy and unprofessional manner in which SCP-XXXX-A has been collected, I feel like you are just wanting to torture the entity rather than collect it.

So I'm proposing we change "Protocol SETA-6" to be more humane, for starters, we should try to treat SCP-XXXX like a human than just a dispenser, and instead of bloodletting SCP-XXXX we should try to go back to Phlebotomy SCP-XXXX of SCP-XXXX-A, if we have done it correctly we could lower SCP-XXXX pain levels and still get SCP-XXXX-A.

To: Ryan Scott
From: Eliza Taylor
Subject: RE: Protocol SETA-6

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After reading your complaint about "Protocol SETA-6," I believe the protocol is justified and shouldn't be changed. As with SCP-XXXX and the page from "Old Australian Stories", it is yet another monster that the foundation has managed to subdue. My work at the foundation has established that all murderous entities desire to kill, regardless of how long they have been around. As SCP-XXXX is murderous by nature, I believe that it is behaving like a Hollow Knight fan, letting our guard down to consume us. Even though "Protocol SETA-6" is a mess, it achieves two objectives, and even though we are torturing SCP-XXXX and wasting resources, we will be paid, and SCP-XXXX-A is the payment. SCP-XXXX is just a murderer with many hands that needs to pay for their crimes. Protocol "SETA-6" will not be changed. We can schedule an alternative time for you to come to watch SCP-XXXX if the screams are bothering you that much. However, you will need to learn that screaming is part of the job.

To: Eliza Taylor
From: Ryan Scott
Subject: RE: Protocol SETA-6

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SCP-XXXX is not a monster, It shows complex emotions like you and me, but you do not see this and instead torment the entity and let it wallow in its own blood. At least the entity allowed us to take SCP-XXXX-A in the past by getting it drawn. Sure, we didn't get as much blood, but at least it was humane. In contrast, you approve of this horrid protocol, claiming that we subdued a monster, but we subdued a human and we are turning it into a monster. I think its outburst and its cries for help should have been a big red flag that what you are doing is unprofessional and wrong, even by foundation standards.

To: Ryan Scott
From: Eliza Taylor
Subject: RE: Protocol SETA-6

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It is indeed a bit cruel, but we must get as much SCP-XXXX-A as possible; we presumed that we lost hundreds of personnel at Site-23, but when those people were given SCP-XXXX-A, and they survived. We need to keep the protocol SETA-6, we save hundreds every single day, would you rather make one entity suffer than kill hundreds just because you don't want that one entity to suffer. SCP-XXXX has stated it wants to make up for its past acts, and now it is paying for it. A person who pleads guilty to a crime and is jailed must pay for their crime even if they hate jail. Protocol "SETA-6" will remain unchanged, as I mentioned before.

Incident XXXX.1: The following is a Audio and Video log from SCP-XXXX containment cell when the SCP-XXXX caused Incident XXXX.1 during Protocol "SETA-6".

+ Incident XXXX.1

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Date: 8/18/21

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[BEGIN LOG]

1117: Dr. Eliza goes into the containment cell with Alpha 1 and Alpha 2. As a security guard walks up to SCP-XXXX, the entity starts to stand up as it starts to produce tendrils from its ankle, shoulder blade, and elbow. Security stops walking and points their guns at SCP-XXXX.

Alpha 1: SCP-XXXX get on the ground!

SCP-XXXX: I don't want to stay on the ground any longer.

Alpha 1: SCP-XXXX, I'm not repeating this stay on the ground!

1118: SCP-XXXX lunges at Alpha 1, the entity bites their hand, and Alpha 1 goes limp. As a result, SCP-XXXX begins growing one meter taller.

SCP-XXXX: Leave me alone-

Alpha 2: SCP-XXXX, just stay down-

SCP-XXXX: I won't let you hurt me again I've suffered for too long! I've done bad things, but you guys are worse! Friends don't hurt friends!

1119: After Alpha 2 begins shooting at SCP-XXXX, the entity grabs Alpha 1's body with its tendrils and throws it at Alpha 2. SCP-XXXX looks at Dr. Eliza and uses a tendril to grab her and pull her to the entity.

SCP-XXXX: You could have done something to stop my pain, why didn't you stop it? Although I'm new to the concept of friends, that doesn't mean I'm stupid. Why did you say you were my friend if you were going to hurt me, I assume so that I could bend over to you!

1119 Alpha 2 shoots SCP-XXXX twice in the back SCP-XXXX begins to scream and throws Dr. Eliza out of frame. The SCP-XXXX begins to produce more tendrils from its spine and neck to cover up the bullet wounds. Alpha 2 gets back up and points his gun at SCP-XXXX.

Alpha 2: SCP-XXXX, get down or I will shoot!

SCP-XXXX: No, I won't-

1120: Alpha 2 shoots SCP-XXXX in the leg and shoulder, SCP-XXXX screams and falls to the ground, and Dr. Eliza walks back into the frame.

Dr. Eliza: Alpha 2 be careful with SCP-XXXX, we don't need it dead!

Alpha 2: Don't worry, it's all taken care of.

Dr. Eliza: Ok then, let's start SETA-6.

Alpha 2: Don't you think we need more security, that thing may try something again?

Dr. Eliza: Are you stupid, we need SCP-XXXX-A, now go restrain SCP-XXXX so we can start!

1121: Alpha 2 begins walking up to SCP-XXXX.

Dr. Eliza: Hurry up, it's bleeding all over! We are losing precious resources!

Alpha 2: (unintelligible)

Dr. Eliza: You speak to your superior like that! I can take you off-

1121: SCP-XXXX grabs Alpha 2 and bites down on his neck, causing Alpha 2 to go limp, while SCP-XXXX grows one meter taller. SCP-XXXX grabs Dr. Eliza with a tendril before she reaches the containment cell doors.

SCP-XXXX: You're not getting away so easily, what's this rule everyone always says to treat others the way you'd like to be treated? This day has been so long in the making for me; how the tables have turned.

1121: SCP-XXXX carries Dr. Eliza out of frame as Dr. Eliza's screams could be heard.
[END LOG]

Closing Statement: Ten hours after the incident, a researcher walked in and saw SCP-XXXX doing supposedly Protocol "SETA-6" on Dr. Eliza. Dr. Eliza and other personnel who worked with SCP-XXXX are to be reviewed for their actions. Many human rights law was broken without authorization and unnecessary violence against SCP-XXXX when extracting SCP-XXXX-A.

[END LOG]

Addendum XXXX.8: On 7/20/21 the interview of SCP-XXXX was conducted for a testimony against Dr. Eliza. As a result of SCP-XXXX's outburst when in contact with personnel, the interview had to be conducted over a speaker.

+ Addendum XXXX.8

Interviewed: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Hampton

<Begin Log>

Dr. Hampton: Hello there Hollow, I'm here on-

SCP-XXXX: Don't call me that!

Dr. Hampton: In your earlier interviews, you wanted to be called that?

SCP-XXXX: Only friends call friends by their real names, and from the looks of it, I don't have any friends.

Dr. Hampton: Well, I can be your friend if you like.

SCP-XXXX: I won't go through that again because friends only leave or betray you, so what's the point.

Dr. Hampton: Soon, you will find friends trust me.

(Dr. Hampton looks down at his papers)

Dr. Hampton: SCP-XXXX, I'm here on the half of the Ethics Committee to gather testimony from you about your time in containment under Dr. Eliza's care.

(SCP-XXXX doesn't respond)

Dr. Hampton: SCP-XXXX can you answer the question.

SCP-XXXX: I don't want to talk about it.

Dr. Hampton: SCP-XXXX we need your input on what Dr. Eliza did to you so we can get our story straight.

SCP-XXXX: It hurt… a lot.

Dr. Hampton: We need more information than that SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX: Can't you just check the cameras.

Dr. Hampton: We did, but I need you to tell me what she did, so we can make sure she gets the punishment she deserves.

SCP-XXXX: Shouldn't I be the one that deserves to be punished?

Dr. Hampton: Excuse me?

SCP-XXXX: She told me that I deserved to be hurt, that it was justice for all the lives I destroyed, she told me that Harry- I mean Doctor Fisher was too nice to me, and she was right I deserved it, I killed so many I shouldn't have fought back I don't know what came over me, I'm just a monster, a freak and that's all I'll ever be.

Dr. Hampton: You're more than a monster, don't say that. It was never right for her to authorize that protocol, and the personnel should never have followed it. Can you tell us what she did to you?

(SCP-XXXX voice began to break)

SCP-XXXX: Initially, I let her cut me because I thought friends would do that, just like joking around or talking. However, the pain grew worse as the days passed, so I tried to stop them, but nothing worked.

Dr. Hampton: Do you need a moment?

(SCP-XXXX paused for a minute before speaking again)

SCP-XXXX: I expected Dr. Fisher to come back, open the door, see me, and then take me back to Australia. Although I knew he would come back for me because friends don't leave friends, he never came back for me.

Dr. Hampton: Do you know Dr. Eliza's opinion on you?

SCP-XXXX: The only thing she ever talked about was my soul, or how she thought I was a freak and shouldn't exist. I am just a freak with many hands that destroy lives.

Dr. Hampton: Okay, I think we are done here. Thank you for your cooperation.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: As of 7/20/21, all shipping and collecting of SCP-XXXX-A have ceased, and SCP-XXXX is being transferred to a new site.

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »

Wow! You flipped a card and got: Carousel Demo 2!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 19 Jun 2021 00:32

What this is

A bunch of miscellaneous CSS 'improvements' that I, Croquembouche, use on a bunch of pages because I think it makes them easier to deal with.

The changes this component makes are bunch of really trivial modifications to ease the writing experience and to make documenting components/themes a bit easier (which I do a lot). It doesn't change anything about the page visually for the reader — the changes are for the writer.

I wouldn't expect translations of articles that use this component to also use this component, unless the translator likes it and would want to use it anyway.

This component probably won't conflict with other components or themes, and even if it does, it probably won't matter too much.

Usage

On any wiki:

[[include :scp-wiki:component:croqstyle]]

This component is designed to be used on other components. When using on another component, be sure to add this inside the component's [[iftags]] block, so that users of your component are not forced into also using Croqstyle.

Related components

Other personal styling components (which change just a couple things):

• RSO Component — Rounderhouse

Personal styling themes (which are visual overhauls):

• Magnus Web Format — DrMagnus
• Flopstyle CSS — Lt Flops
• Blankstyle CSS — HarryBlank
• Placestyle CSS — Placeholder McD
• Jakstyle — JakdragonX

CSS changes

Reasonably-sized footnotes

Stops footnotes from being a million miles wide, so that you can actually read them.

.hovertip { max-width: 400px; }

Monospace edit/code

Makes the edit textbox monospace, and also changes all monospace text to Fira Code, the obviously superior monospace font.

@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Fira+Code:wght@400;700&display=swap');
 
:root { --mono-font: "Fira Code", Cousine, monospace; }
#edit-page-textarea, .code pre, .code p, .code, tt, .page-source { font-family: var(--mono-font); }
.code pre * { white-space: pre; }
.code *, .pre * { font-feature-settings: unset; }

Teletype backgrounds

Adds a light grey background to <tt> elements ({{text}}), so code snippets stand out more.

tt {
  background-color: var(--swatch-something-bhl-idk-will-fix-later, #f4f4f4);
  font-size: 85%;
  padding: 0.2em 0.4em;
  margin: 0;
  border-radius: 6px;
}

No more bigfaces

Stops big pictures from appearing when you hover over someone's avatar image, because they're stupid and really annoying and you can just click on them if you want to see the big version.

.avatar-hover { display: none !important; }

Breaky breaky

Any text inside a div with class nobreak has line-wrapping happen between every letter.

.nobreak { word-break: break-all; }

Code colours

Add my terminal's code colours as variables. Maybe I'll change this to a more common terminal theme like Monokai or something at some point, but for now it's just my personal theme, which is derived from Tomorrow Night Eighties.

Also, adding the .terminal class to a fake code block as [[div class="code terminal"]] gives it a sort of pseudo-terminal look with a dark background. Doesn't work with [[code]], because Wikidot inserts a bunch of syntax highlighting that you can't change yourself without a bunch of CSS. Use it for non-[[code]] code snippets only.

Quick tool to colourise a 'standard' Wikidot component usage example with the above vars: link

:root {
  --c-bg: #393939;
  --c-syntax: #e0e0e0;
  --c-comment: #999999;
  --c-error: #f2777a;
  --c-value: #f99157;
  --c-symbol: #ffcc66;
  --c-string: #99cc99;
  --c-operator: #66cccc;
  --c-builtin: #70a7df;
  --c-keyword: #cc99cc;
}
 
.terminal, .terminal > .code {
  color: var(--c-syntax);
  background: var(--c-bg);
  border: 0.4rem solid var(--c-comment);
  border-radius: 1rem;
}

Debug mode

Draw lines around anything inside .debug-mode. The colour of the lines is red but defers to CSS variable --debug-colour.

You can also add div.debug-info.over and div.debug-info.under inside an element to annotate the debug boxes — though you'll need to make sure to leave enough vertical space that the annotation doesn't overlap the thing above or below it.

…like this!

.debug-mode, .debug-mode *, .debug-mode *::before, .debug-mode *::after {
  outline: 1px solid var(--debug-colour, red);
  position: relative;
}
.debug-info {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  transform: translateX(-50%);
  font-family: 'Fira Code', monospace;
  font-size: 1rem;
  white-space: nowrap;
}
.debug-info.over { top: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info.under { bottom: -2.5rem; }
.debug-info p { margin: 0; }

Usage instructions: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/component:carousel

---

[[html]]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<script>
/**
* Handles component parameters, converting types and inserting default
* values as required.
*
* @param {string} paramName - The name of the parameter to get.
* @param {string} value - The value of the parameter, wrapped as a string
* in a half-hearted attempt to avoid code injection.
* @param {function} validate - A function to convert the value's type.
* @param {*} default - The default value if the parameter has not been
* provided. Will not be type checked.
*/
function parameter(paramName, value, validate, defaultValue) {
if (value === `{$${paramName}}`) return defaultValue
return validate(value)
}

const carouselParameters = {
imageSrcs: parameter("images", `imgmissing.png,redcube.png,czech.jpg,puce.jpg,deadpigeon.jpg`, String, ""),
imageLinks: parameter("links", `{$links}`, String, ""),
defaultSource: {
wiki: parameter("wiki", `scp-wiki`, String, null),
page: parameter("page", `scp-3211`, String, null),
},
changeImageInterval: parameter("interval", `3`, parseInt, 0),
iframeWidth: parameter("width", `300px`, String, "300px"),
iframeHeight: parameter("height", `{$height}`, String, null),
iframeBackground: parameter(
"background",
`{$background}`,
String,
"transparent"
),
customStyling: parameter("style", `{$style}`, String, ""),
}
</script>
<script src="https://topia.wikidot.com/local--code/cqb%3Acarousel-2/1"></script>
<link
href="https://topia.wikidot.com/local--code/cqb%3Acarousel-2/3"
rel="stylesheet"
/>
</head>
<body>
<main></main>
<button id="previous" type="button">
<div class="icon"></div>
</button>
<button id="next" type="button">
<div class="icon"></div>
</button>
<div id="controls">
<button id="play" type="button"></button>
<div id="selectors"></div>
<div id="progress"></div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
[[/html]]

A selection of images.

[[include :topia:cqb:carousel-2
| images=imgmissing.png,redcube.png,czech.jpg,puce.jpg,deadpigeon.jpg
| caption=A selection of images.
| interval=3
| wiki=scp-wiki
| page=scp-3211
| width=300px
| position=center
]]

---

[[html]]
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<script>
/**
* Handles component parameters, converting types and inserting default
* values as required.
*
* @param {string} paramName - The name of the parameter to get.
* @param {string} value - The value of the parameter, wrapped as a string
* in a half-hearted attempt to avoid code injection.
* @param {function} validate - A function to convert the value's type.
* @param {*} default - The default value if the parameter has not been
* provided. Will not be type checked.
*/
function parameter(paramName, value, validate, defaultValue) {
if (value === `{$${paramName}}`) return defaultValue
return validate(value)
}

const carouselParameters = {
imageSrcs: parameter("images", `nintendo.jpg,youtube.jpg,linkedin.png,rescue.png,billwurtz.jpg`, String, ""),
imageLinks: parameter("links", `{$links}`, String, ""),
defaultSource: {
wiki: parameter("wiki", `scp-sandbox-3`, String, null),
page: parameter("page", `carousel-demo`, String, null),
},
changeImageInterval: parameter("interval", `5`, parseInt, 0),
iframeWidth: parameter("width", `100%`, String, "300px"),
iframeHeight: parameter("height", `{$height}`, String, null),
iframeBackground: parameter(
"background",
`{$background}`,
String,
"transparent"
),
customStyling: parameter("style", `{$style}`, String, ""),
}
</script>
<script src="https://topia.wikidot.com/local--code/cqb%3Acarousel-2/1"></script>
<link
href="https://topia.wikidot.com/local--code/cqb%3Acarousel-2/3"
rel="stylesheet"
/>
</head>
<body>
<main></main>
<button id="previous" type="button">
<div class="icon"></div>
</button>
<button id="next" type="button">
<div class="icon"></div>
</button>
<div id="controls">
<button id="play" type="button"></button>
<div id="selectors"></div>
<div id="progress"></div>
</div>
</body>
</html>
[[/html]]

A selection of images with no inherent meaning or hidden message.

[[include :topia:cqb:carousel-2
| images=nintendo.jpg,youtube.jpg,linkedin.png,rescue.png,billwurtz.jpg
| caption=A selection of images with no inherent meaning or hidden message.
| interval=5
| wiki=scp-sandbox-3
| page=carousel-demo
| width=100%
| position=center
| options=no
]]

---

Included page "component:carousel-no" does not exist (create it now)

[[include :scp-wiki:component:carousel
| images=nintendo.jpg,youtube.jpg,linkedin.png,rescue.png,billwurtz.jpg
| no-caption=true
| wiki=scp-sandbox-3
| page=carousel-demo
| width=200px
| height=400px
| position=left
| background=yellow
]]

---

Included page "component:carousel-no" does not exist (create it now)

[[include :scp-wiki:component:carousel
| images=nintendo.jpg,youtube.jpg,linkedin.png,rescue.png,billwurtz.jpg
| wiki=scp-sandbox-3
| page=carousel-demo
| style=LmhvcnNpZSBpbWcgeyBvYmplY3QtZml0OiBjb3ZlciB9
]]

Note that LmhvcnNpZSBpbWcgeyBvYmplY3QtZml0OiBjb3ZlciB9 is the string .horsie img { object-fit: cover } as base64.

---

Wow! You flipped a card and got: Kazadure6!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 18 Jun 2021 22:31

^1._{Image of one of SCP-5853's rusty knives}

Item #: SCP-5853 "'Evangeline' et 'Eden'"

Object Class: Euclid

Clearance Level Required: 2

Special Containment Procedures: Both SCP-5853-1 and SCP-5853-2 are to be contained within two separate containment rooms. Full and constant surveillance must be kept on SCP-5853-1 and SCP-5853-2. The rooms must be completely empty with only a pair of MTF soldiers being allowed to deliver supplies. As soon as MTF enters they must close the door immediately until they are ready to leave, at which point another task force will be waiting at the other side of the door to eliminate any potential escape attempts.

Description: SCP-5853 are a pair of identical French twins who refer to themselves as 'Evangeline' (SCP-5853-1) and 'Eden' (SCP-5853-2). Both sport shoulder high pale blonde hair with almost glass like blue eyes. Their skin is as pale as a freshly deceased corpse and both have a three inch long gash going from each eye to the side of their lips. The gash is festering and the darkest possible red. Looks almost radiant in a way but ugly at the same time. Apart from these intense similarities there is one major difference between the twins. 'Evangeline ' is frowning constantly and appears in a state of eternal depression. 'Eden is always smiling and appears to enjoy harm. 'Eden' wears an Onyx coloured ensemble including hoodie and jeans where as 'Evangeline' sports a jet outfit similar to 'Eden's' yet 'Evangeline's' jeans are ripped revealing spots of necrotic skin. The pair each had a very rustic knife upon containment by the Foundation.

Notes The twins claim responsibility for over 200 murders in France between June 2015 and April 2021. This appears correct as many survivors of attacks mention the "W U Killers" in reference to the killers unique facial animations. 'Evangeline' only Reluctantly answers questions and gives small and concise answers whereas 'Eden' ever continues to be playful with her responses. A few O2 scientists have had to be forcibly removed from questioning 'Eden' due to the anger her responses invoke in the scientists.

Footnotes

_{1. 'Eden' and 'Evangeline' claim to be sent from a higher power to return souls to their final resting place. The foundation currently believes this is false but is keeping an ever watchful eye.}

Licensing
^1. _{https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/e19bdbf7-f473-4e52-ad5d-924e35351335}

« SCP-5852 | SCP-5853 | SCP-5854»
Wow! You flipped a card and got: zippypenguin-001!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 18 Jun 2021 16:20

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: SCP-7732 is the designation given to the anomalous properties of an accessible pocket dimension located inside an abandoned building. The anomaly consists of four sub-anomalies designated SCP-7732-A, SCP-7732-B, SCP-7732-C and SCP-7732-Gamma.

SCP-7732-A is a small local supermarket in █████, ███. The building is composed of four main sections: a shopping area, the manager's office, a break room, and a storage room. However, only the storage room appears to be directly tied with the anomaly. It remains non-anomalous for all days of the year except for February 17th. The reason as to why such a specific date causes the manifestations is currently unknown.

SCP-7732-B is a seperate dimension acessible through the entrace of the storage room in SCP-7732-A during February 17th of any year. Exploration missions conclude that it appears to be an extensively large barren wasteland with no Earth life present. The only organism that inhabits SCP-7732 are instances of SCP-7732. The atmosphere that occupies SCP-7732-B consists of several toxic gases, investigations conclude the atmospheric composition to be roughly 56% hydrogen sulfide, %31 hydrogen cyanide, and 13% carbon monoxide.

SCP-7732-C are large, animate stone figures with a humanoid structure; measuring 4 meters tall on average, they are extremely resistant to physical damage. They mostly remain inert inside SCP-7732-C and only awaken during the event designated as SCP-7732-Gamma.

SCP-7732-Gamma is an event that occurs exactly between 7-9pm on February 17th of each year. During this event, several SCP-7732 instances exit SCP-7732-B. They then proceed to find a human victim, preferrably between the ages of 20-50. They bring the victim with them to the summit of Mt. ███, located near the town. After this, SCP-7732-C begin chanting in an unknown language, while the alive victim is placed on a ████ █████ to then be [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA TERMINATED BY O5 COMMAND]. Two hours later, they return back to SCP-7732-B, leaving no signs of anomalous activity behind. When asked, the town's residents seem to be completely unaware of the event's occurence.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

Wow! You flipped a card and got: AvocadoMilk!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 18 Jun 2021 14:09

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is in containment by its free will. Under no circumstances will SCP-XXXX be exposed to any living organisms. SCP-XXXX must be observed and communicated using audio and visual surveillance. When interacting with SCP-XXXX, nothing involving violent crimes is to be mentioned. All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be destroyed immediately. SCP-XXXX is contained in a building in Southern Mexico known as site [REDACTED}. A team of 5 researchers are to observe SCP-XXXX routinely to ensure it remains in containment. Failure to abide by these rules will result in an XK class scenario.

SCP-XXXX-2 is to be contained in a room kept at 200° Celsius to prevent any instances of SCP-XXXX-2-A from being created.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient avocado measuring 6cm by 3cm. X-rays of SCP-XXXX have revealed that SCP-XXXX has internal organs located within the seed. SCP-XXXX has the ability to talk and communicate telepathically with others. SCP-XXXX refers to itself as "The Avocado God."

SCP-XXXX can fly in a way that is similar to the flight of a missile at 200 kilometres per hour. SCP-XXXX also possesses reality-altering abilities. When exposed to an individual who has committed what it deems as a violent crime, SCP-XXXX turns said person into a non-sentient avocado. These avocados are referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX has the ability to control Scp-XXXX-1 to its will and is known to combine SCP-XXXX-1 to make artillery and weapons such as tanks, catapults and canons; however, this event has only happened once and has led to the destruction of site-[REDACTED].

Researchers believe SCP-XXXX comes from an alternate dimension in which fruits and vegetables replaced humans as the dominant species. This is proven further by SCP-XXXX’s hostile attitude towards other fruits and vegetables. It engages in an argument with said fruit or vegetable, and when the fruit or vegetable does not respond, SCP-XXXX propels itself at said fruit or vegetable causing it to explode. When exposed to other avocados, SCP-XXXX engages in conversation with said avocado. When it does not reply to SCP-XXXX, it believes that said avocado is deceased and mourns it. SCP-XXXX then refers to said avocado as “A warrior lost in combat”.

+ Addendum Log-SCP-XXXX

When the area in which SCP-XXXX was located was searched, personnel recovered a statue of an avocado with text engraved on the bottom reading “ To my one true love, Ava.”. This statue is designated as SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-2 emits cartoonish hearts from its base when the phrase engraved on it is read. These hearts are designated as SCP-XXXX-2-A. SCP-XXXX-2 is unable to produce SCP-XXXX-2-A in extreme cold or heat. Human subjects that come into physical contact with SCP-XXXX-2-A will experience a tingling sensation across their back. After 29 hours, the subject’s skin turns green and rough and the subject begins vomiting what appears to be guacamole. After 30 hours, the subject turns into a giant avocado.

Discovery Log SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX was first noticed when several farmers went missing in [REDACTED]. When the area was searched, 8 levitating avocados were discovered. SCP-XXXX then communicated mentally to the personnel located in said area. Only one sentence has been fully deciphered by foundation researchers: “You are impure.” All personnel were then turned into instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and flown into the sky with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX was only contained once 12 class-D personnel lured SCP-XXXX into its containment area in site-[REDACTED]. All of the class-D personnel were then turned into instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX breached containment resulting in the destruction of site-[REDACTED] and the surrounding area.

Interview Log-SCP-XXXX

Dr.Ernest: Hello

SCP-XXXX: (silence)

Dr.Ernest: Can you hear me?

SCP-XXXX: Where are you? I can hear you but I can not sense you.

Dr.Ernest: You can sense?

SCP-XXXX: I can feel all those around me and it is my duty to make this world pure again.

Dr.Ernest: What do you mean by pure?

SCP-XXXX: This universe seems to have crime.

Dr.Ernest: How will you make it pure?

SCP-XXXX: By turning all the impure people into versions of me, so I can move on to the next universe.

Dr.Ernest: So you’ve been to other universes.

SCP-XXXX: My mission is to rid this world of impurities and I have done so to countless other worlds for I am The Avocado God.

Dr.Ernest: Ok, but it is fine. We have you here to help you keep the world pure.

SCP-XXXX: Nothing you can do can help me and my mission.

Dr.Ernest: Well you see, this world is already pure so you have no way of getting to another universe.

SCP-XXXX: How is this world pure? I have never been here.

Dr.Ernest: Well, crime is forbidden in this world, and those who do it are executed.

SCP-XXXX: Then who were the ones who I followed into the other building.

Dr.Ernest: We have a prison where we make people who commit crimes work and torture them, and sent them to get you into the building.

SCP-XXXX: Why do you need me here?

Dr.Ernest: We want to help you find a way to the next universe.

SCP-XXXX: How long will this take?

Dr.Ernest: Right now we have no way of knowing but we will have to do some scans and tests to get the data to help you.

SCP-XXXX: Ok so I will have to wait here until I can leave.

Dr.Ernest: Yes.

SCP-XXXX: And why should I believe you? And who were the ones that contained all the innocent things that have done nothing wrong?

Dr.Ernest: Who are they containing?

SCP-XXXX: The man with cactus for skin who wants to get rid of crime and the piece of slime that can cure depression and anxiety and countless other things.

Dr.Ernest: Ummmm, those were also prisoners we sent.

SCP-XXXX: Why should I believe you? I will have to break out of here again.

Dr.Ernest: Then how will you escape this reality if everyone is pure already?

SCP-XXXX: (silence)

SCP-XXXX: Fine, I will stay under one condition; You have to find a way to get me to my homeworld so I can go back to Ava.

Dr.Ernest: Who's Ava.

SCP-XXXX: Why she is the most beautiful thing in the multiverse.

Dr.Ernest: So you're in love with her?

SCP-XXXX: Yes, she is the love of my life.

Dr.Ernest: Ok…

SCP-XXXX: Will you help me escape this reality or not?

Dr.Ernest: Fine, We promise.

SCP-XXXX: And if you don't find a way to get me out, I will destroy this planet and everything you love.

(Camera cuts out)

(End of log)

« SCP-XXXW | SCP-XXXX | SCP-XXXY »

Wow! You flipped a card and got: SCP-XXXX Free Yourself!!! You ca reload the page or go to the next.
DATE: 18 Jun 2021 13:40

SCP-XXXX-1

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored within a standard containment unit at Site-19. Research personnel with Level 3 or higher authorization may conduct tests with SCP-XXXX after proposal approval from Dr. Torres.

Tests involving SCP-XXXX have been discontinued following Incident 026-A. An Ethics Committee review led by Dr. Josefina Vega is currently in progress.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a large sphere composed of bronze and copper pipes approximately 2 meters in diameter. The interior of the sphere is hollow and contains a reservoir of liquid, classified as SCP-XXXX-2. SCP-XXXX-1 possesses a faucet that when turned allows SCP-XXXX-2 to be expelled. “FREE YOURSELF” is etched onto the sides of the faucet.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a mixture of cleaning products and purified water. Chemical assays have found it is mainly composed of acetic acid, sodium hydroxide, various fatty acids, and calcium carbonate.
SCP-XXXX-2 has the anomalous effect of untethering objects and organisms from gravity when they are fully coated with the liquid. It also has the memetic effect of causing observers to report that an object washed with SCP-XXXX-2 appears cleaner regardless of its actual physical state.

Test subjects washed in SCP-XXXX-2 have reported long lasting euphoria as well as feelings of freedom and vigor. Test subjects are able to control their movement in space easily with what resembles instinctual or innate ability. Observers have reported feelings of jealousy and longing when observing test subjects.

Addendum: 1/22/2020: SCP-XXXX was delivered to Site-28 along with a multitude of other potentially anomalous artifacts following an MTF Mu-3 raid on a mansion in ██████, New Jersey. SCP-XXXX was found within a glass case which contained an item listing which described its ability to cause weightlessness. Beginning experimentation. -Dr. Torres

SCP-XXXX Testing Logs 01-03

Subject: Wooden chair. Approximately 5.5kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked in SCP-XXXX-2. The chair was able to be lifted with no effort and remained in place wherever it was left in the air. Observers reported feeling that the liquid did a remarkable job of cleaning the subject.

Subject: Soiled D-Personnel mattress. Approximately 25kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. Research personnel reported that the mattress looked brand new. The mattress did not appear to have any substantial change in appearance besides now being wet. When asked to explain, Researcher Suwan stated that she knew it was physically filthy, but that it somehow felt immaculate.

Subject: Lead cube with a volume of 1 cubic meter. Approximately 11,350kg/12.5 tons.
Notes: Brought to SCP-XXXX’s chamber using air casters. Became weightless when soaked. Weight may not be a factor for the liquid’s anomalous property.

Addendum: 03/05/2020: Findings point to SCP-XXXX being an incredibly useful tool for many applications. So far the properties seem to be permanent and consistent.

SCP-XXXX-1 appears to produce more of SCP-XXXX-2 through an automated function that occurs 1-2 hours after SCP-XXXX-2 is expelled. Thermal imaging has shown that SCP-XXXX-1 is not able to completely reproduce the volume of SCP-XXXX-2 lost, with a base loss of 3% which increases with volume expelled. This indicates a possible finite amount of SCP-XXXX-2.

Organic matter will be tested next to investigate any potentially hazardous effects. -Dr. Torres

SCP-XXXX Testing Logs 43-48

Subject: USDA prime ground beef 85% lean 15% fat. Approximately 1kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. No chemical changes found besides those that would occur upon exposure to the cleaning chemicals found within SCP-XXXX-2.

Subject: Three live mice in a cage. Approximately 1.5kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. Subjects emitted high frequency chirps associated with pleasure. Subjects were able to move around the chamber easily by pushing the cage in the direction they pleased. One mouse was terminated for autopsy which found no abnormalities. The two remaining mice are kept in SCP-XXXX’s chamber for continued testing.

Subject: D-11298. Female, age 32. Approximately 61kg.
Notes: Became weightless when soaked. Harness was placed on subject beforehand to prevent unrestricted flight. Subject began laughing and rose above the floor. She reported feeling like a large weight was taken off of her, and that she felt revitalized and free. Research personnel found it hard to continue documenting and would stop taking notes to watch her. D-11298 underwent blood and tissue sample collection and was escorted back to her cell and placed under observation.

Addendum: 10/12/2020: So far 20 D-Class personnel and 6 researchers have been experimented on using SCP-XXXX with consistent favorable results. All have reported continued feelings of freedom and positivity.
Subject 01 (Wooden Chair) is showing signs that it’s weightlessness is ending, as it is slowly falling back towards the ground. -Dr. Torres

Addendum:

SCP-XXXX Incident 01-A
Date: 12/18/2020
Subject: Two live mice in a cage. Previously Subject 44. Approximately 1.25kg.
Notes: An anomalous side effect has been found with the loss of weightlessness in Subject 44. At 12:08am video footage into Subject 44’s cage showed the mice displaying signs of distress. This distress began to increase drastically over the next several minutes coinciding with their loss of weightlessness. Both Subject 44-1 and Subject 44-2 shrieked in fear and attempted to escape their enclosure. Subject 44-1 was seen biting at its own fur and flesh. Subject 44-2 shrieked until becoming catatonic. Subject 44-1 was found dead in the morning from self inflicted injuries. Both subjects were autopsied and had no anomalous damage. Subject 44-2 appeared to have died from a heart attack.

This news is unsettling. No hazardous or anomalous side effects have been found leading up to the loss of weightlessness. The weightlessness seems to have a persistent expiration date approximately 9 months after application. Subsequent testing will focus on studying the effects of the loss of weightlessness in live subjects. - Dr. Torres

Addendum:

SCP-XXXX Incident 05-A
Date: 01/13/2021
Subject: D-11298. Female, age 33. Previously Subject 48. Approximately 61kg.
Notes: D-11298 was placed under 24-hour surveillance after Incident 01-A. D-11298 was not made aware of the event and was simply told that researchers predicted that her weightlessness would likely expire within the month. D-11298 expressed disappointment but was nonetheless in good spirits quipping, “like all good things, I guess”.
01/12/2021: D-11298 fell asleep in the air above her bed an hour after lights out. D-11298 appeared comfortable. At 1:02am D-11298 began tossing and turning, an atypical sleep behavior for her. She began slowly sinking towards the ground. D-11298 jolted awake and let out a terrified gasp. She began plunging quicker in an inconsistent pattern, bobbing upwards slightly as she struggled. She showed behavior similar to Subject 44-1, tearing at different parts of her body with her nails and teeth in an attempt to pull away from something. She appeared to be successful for a moment before falling quickly soon after, letting out an exhausted scream as a result. D-11298 continued screaming and clawing until staff arrived and sedated her. After waking in the infirmary, D-11298 displayed the same panicked response and was promptly sedated.

01/25/2021: D-11298 appears to be unable to think clearly enough to describe her experiences. The fear and psychological damage shown is consistent with all tested animal subjects. D-11298’s mental state during the day has improved slightly after amnestic treatment, but she experiences persistent nightmares that result in self-mutilation. Testing will now focus on prevention of these symptoms to potentially protect the remaining D-Class personnel and researchers that have been exposed to SCP-XXXX-2. - Dr. Torres

Addendum:
SCP-XXXX Incident 026-A
Date: 06/17/2021
Subject: Dr. Torres. Male, age 47. Previously Subject 102. Approximately 75kg.
Notes: Dr. Torres was placed under 24-hour surveillance after Incident 022-A. Dr. Torres had become increasingly distraught and paranoid following the loss of weightlessness and subsequent mental breakdown of assistant researcher Mali Suwan. All attempts to prolong the effects of SCP-XXXX-2 have failed. Reapplication of SCP-XXXX-2 appears to have no effect. Dr. Torres has been transferred to a hospice suite for his remaining days. SCP-XXXX has been temporarily placed under the care of Dr. Obo.
06/17/2021: Dr. Torres was unable to sleep and refused sedatives as time drew closer to his expiration date. The following is the audio log of his last night.
11:23pm: What a fool I was! What a fool! What a fool! What a fool! If only I waited longer, if only I didn’t let hope consume me, she would still be here… They’d all still be here…
11:24pm: Dr. Torres began sobbing while grasping at his face and hair.
12:52pm: “I have to find out what is happening. I don’t want anyone else to have to suffer. I don’t want to sleep through it, I need to know. The feeling of freedom, it’s instinctual. Like something buried, taken, stolen. What did we all forget? I need to know. I need to know - I need to know - need to know. Need to make things right.”
2:16am: Dr. Torres begins nodding off into sleep.
3:48am: Dr. Torres descends slowly. Dr. Torres jerks his arm, stopping the descent for a moment, before it begins again faster.
3:49am: Dr. Torres wakes up and starts kicking and writhing.
“Dear god! Oh dear god! ███ ███████”
Remaining content redacted.1
Dr. Torres’s body was recovered the following morning. Autopsy reports determined his death resulted from blood loss after severely lacerating his tongue. Dr. Torres’s audio log has been deeply insightful. I wish him and the other subjects peace in the worlds after this one. -Dr. Obo
Addendum: 06/20/2021: All experiments with SCP-XXXX are to cease immediately pending an Ethics Committee review. Dr. Torres’s logs are to be sealed behind 05 Clearance and all associated researchers below said clearance to be given amnestics. All still living subjects are to be euthanized. Findings will be discussed with the 05-Council to determine the next course of action. -Dr. Vega

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[1]: Content redacted for 04 Clearance and below on request by Dr. Vega.

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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 08:08

"an SCP that can emulate the feeling of any alcoholic beverage, Drug or Acid within a person, but with none of the bad side effects

CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX - The Only Joy

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

[[footnoteblock]]

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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 07:49

Hi there! I’m Strange Matter and welcome to my art hub! I post some fan art every now and then. Hope you like what you see!

+ SCP-3001

+ Pattern Screamers

+ SCP-076-2

+ The Stars Do Not Wait For You

+ The Black Queen

+ SCP-001

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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 02:37

Special Containment Procedures: Due to SCP-XXXX being extremely cooperative during all of his time of staying under foundation custody O5-3 gave him permission to work at Site-42 as a Level 3 Researcher under the name of "████ █████ ██████".

Agent ███████ and Researcher █████████ are to observe SCP-XXXX at all time and report all of his significant decisions to O5-3, it is important that SCP-XXXX himself does not know about this procedure. Should SCP-XXXX start to break foundation's protocols he's to be immediately sedated and moved back at his old securiment cell at Site-32 and interrogated.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a brazillian male

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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DATE: 18 Jun 2021 02:30

Drafts of The Clown Guy

The Stargazer

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX should not be contained, due to its potential usefulness to the Foundation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a celestial humanoid of inexact dimensions, located in our own galaxy approximately 25,000 light years away from Earth. The entity appears to be matte white, with no discernible facial features. The size of SCP-XXXX will appear to change when viewed through a camera, depending on the angle.

SCP-XXXX claims that it is unable to make larger movements, including moving through space. It is however capable of making smaller movements, such as subtle gestures. SCP-XXXX doesn't appear to require any kind of energy or sustenance to function, though it has claimed to be able to absorb solar energy in order to complete larger actions.

SCP-XXXX is capable of communicating through electromagnetic waves, which is how it transmits messages to the Foundation. Through these messages, the Foundation has determined that the entity has an intelligence surpassing that of humans. It has also been determined that SCP-XXXX is at least as old as the universe, and possible older.

SCP-XXXX is generally reluctant to give the Foundation information that it can use to its advantage, though it has revealed five facts thus far:

• Death has already arrived.
• There is no seventh.
• "Richard" is wrong.
• There is no single instance of the ones you call one.
• There is no true end.

The meaning of these facts are currently unknown, though analysis is currently ongoing.

Discovery: SCP-XXXX was discovered after Observation Site-172A intercepted an electromagnetic signal, coming from somewhere in our galaxy. The signal was later traced back to SCP-XXXX. which had not previously been discovered. The transmission was also decoded, revealing a message reaching out for intelligent life.

Rachel Lee from Observation Site-172A requested to respond to the transmission, and on 8/14/2022 her request was granted by Site Director Dubanowski. Observation Site-172A then created a transmitter, in order to communicate with SCP-XXXX. Construction of the device was finished on 10/18/2022.

[Addendum-1-XXXX]

EXCERPT FROM COMMUNICATION | 9/21/2023

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. . .

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: So during our last talk, you had mentioned something about how this… wasn't the first? I'm not entirely sure what you meant by this to be honest, and I was hoping you could maybe explain it to me a little better.

SCP-XXXX: I cannot give too many details… If you really want to know, I would advise speaking to the second..

Observation Site-172; Rachel Lee: I'm sorry, who?

SCP-XXXX: I should not be too specific, but I will say that she is the only one who remembers… You do not know her personally, but you will meet her one day…

Observation Site-172; Rachel Lee: Maybe I'm taking this the wrong way, but this seems rather ominous. Do you mind elaborating some more?

<Transmission Ended>

[Addendum-2-XXXX]

EXCERPT FROM COMMUNICATION | 1/15/2024

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. . .

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: I was just thinking the other day about one of your "facts".

SCP-XXXX: And what of them?

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: Your fourth fact, about the "ones we call one", was that in reference maybe to SCP-001?

SCP-XXXX: <no response>

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: I'll just take your silence as a yes. Now if this is the case, does this include S.D. Locke's proposal?

SCP-XXXX: <no response>

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: I was just reading up on the SCP-1548 file, and I was just thinking about how much it doesn't work with S.D. Locke's proposal.

SCP-XXXX: All I will say, is that the sun both the Foundation's savior, and its demise.

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: And what exactly does that mean?

<Transmission End>

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[Addendum-4-XXXX]

EXCERPT FROM COMMUNICATION | 5/8/2024

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. . .

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: Have you seen the end?

SCP-XXXX: I beg your pardon?

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: You've said before that this isn't the first timeline… Does that mean you've seen the end?

SCP-XXXX: I really shouldn't say, though I guess it probably wouldn't hurt… The end has come many times, in many different forms, but there is a reason that I am still here… The end is only the beginning… In the absence of existence, the universe is born… Time and time again…

Observation Site-172A; Rachel Lee: …

<Transmission End>

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[[footnoteblock title=""]]

The Man in The Moon

A man trapped inside of our moon, who seems to cause seismic quakes.

The Filler Number

A number which solves every equation that it's in.

Pluto is Shrinking

Why Pluto will eventually disappear.

- Tales -

Old Gods, New Reign: The story of how Jeser destroyed Earth, and overthrew the Scarlet King.

Inevitable: Time and time again, the world has ended. And time and time again, the Foundation has reset the universe to save it. But no longer.

- Other -

MCS (Multiverse Classification System): A concept for a classification system, to help classify different SCP universes.

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